The funniest thing, to me, was that the Crit Heal on Siren was pretty much wasted, seeing as she'd taken hardly any damage. It exclusively served to rub salt in the wound.
One of my funniest runs of this fight ended with the siren turning my occultist while she was on low health. Low and behold, the crazy bastard healed her for 1 point with wyrd and inflicted bleed, killing her next turn.
Rest of the brainlet party: "We must kill the monster quickly!" 420 IQ galaxy brain Flagellant: "Longer fight = more pain = more redemption." [taps temple]
One time an abusive man at arms got controlled by the siren and he spend his tern attacking friends but since he was under the control of the siren he attacked her and killed her. From then on I roleplayed it as him pretending to be under her control to go in for the kill.
That's the magic of percentage healing my friend :> I actually run Flag as a tanky stress/hp healer in an otherwise full mark comp with any combination of Houndmaster/Muskateer/Arbalest/Bounty Hunter for really good effect. The guy has an ability that marks himself, transfers dot damage from another hero, and on top of it gives himself a -40% stress received. When you use the stress heal on your heroes, he takes 1/3 stress damage, and it's hilarious to see him getting targeted by Embrace the Dark or Tempting Goblet, only to get 3/5 stress damage lmao. The Healing part is even better, because he is an amazing hero to equip the Ancestor's Scroll with. And since the percentage heal of redeem gets boosted by it, I get consistent 20/60 hp heals on the Flag, and his healing debuff after redeem barely hurts his healing. xD
@@mex_I.M true, but in such cases you are kinda committing to short, "bleed-sensitive" dungeons since you don't have enough damage to put out with a "true" support Flag. However, if you were to make him more versatile, it would work regardless :)
One time facing the Siren, she kept stealing, of all things, my Houndmaster. And every single time she did, before the Houndmaster got to do anything, he was uppercutted straight into the back rank by my Bounty Hunter. He never got to attack once, and spent every turn where he was on their side stunlocked into oblivion. It was wild.
I once had a Man-at-Arms kill the Siren because he was at Craving in a Crimson Curse and he was just like "I know you got the blood!" and just *WHACK* and it's dead
Actually, since most of his attacks also inflict a bleed resist debuff, he’s going to eventually bleed through the resistance and bleed them out. Now on the other hand, you REALLY shouldn’t bring him to the Ruins.
@@garth8548 THANK YOU, I always figured the best way wad to bring along an expendable or tanky person to just let get taken but didn't know how to manipulate who she'd seduce.
You cracked the algorithm! cuz I have never heard of this game, nor have I ever shown any interest in any game of this type. Still it was on my front page. Congratulations
My greatest experience is when she brought over a Rapturous Flagellant, and he immediately had an Afflicted Act-Out attack and dealt 45 damage before giving Restoration (3 health/3 rounds)
I love how Darkest Dungeon is getting the love it deserves :) it’s fights like that where all you can do is laugh and hope to God you don’t kill your heroes 😂
I just got into Darkest Dungeon 4 days ago. Im struggling with the enemies on apprentice 1 and the collector scared the shit out of me. I lost my two best level 3 dudes to a peice of crap stunning bone commander... i wish i never saw this horror
The siren was almost at full health anyway, in this situation i'm more than happy if this happens. Let me tell you a true "oh no" moment. Say you have this squad against this boss: Plage Doctor; Highwayman; Occultist; Crusader. The Highwayman did have active his buff skill "Unparalleled Finesse" and my Occultist buff my Crusader with "Dark Strenght". The Siren took my Crusader and he attacked my Highwayman with ripose active, they hit each other with critical blows and end up with 0 health. That right there is true fear, it was on a dungeon level 3 with good equipment, quirks and trinkets but i have assambled the team as i could 'cause the other people was already high level for the lvl 3 dungeon, anyways, i did manage to health up and finish the fight without anyone getting killed.
no lie, I had to watch this a second time. I saw the boss heal to full, but then my brain went "Wait. What was that fucking number?... over FOUR FUCKING HUNDRED?!... Siri... direct me to the nearest open grave. I need immediate burial."
The funniest thing, to me, was that the Crit Heal on Siren was pretty much wasted, seeing as she'd taken hardly any damage. It exclusively served to rub salt in the wound.
Oh hi there
The crit heal was just for the stress dmg on the player
@@BRLink1 not even the party members lmao
top 10 flexes ever
Well of course he wants to rub salt in the wound.
He's the Flagellant.
One of my funniest runs of this fight ended with the siren turning my occultist while she was on low health. Low and behold, the crazy bastard healed her for 1 point with wyrd and inflicted bleed, killing her next turn.
What a madlad.
just like when he is on your team....
Now that's how you treat a woman in Arabia!
This is the reason why i do full occultist runs
Then I guess he wasn't turned, and did pulled a sneaky on you
Vestal: I’m the best healer in the game.
Thick: Hold my DLC
look what they need to mimic even a fraction of our power
Thick is in fact the second best healer. Fitz is better because of the magics he has.
Idk, I always use occultist. Critting for 50+ heal just feels nice.
@@thermophile1695 crits of 0 are awesome too
@@kkkkoouciLolol
Hey, you still get that stress heal.
Rest of the brainlet party: "We must kill the monster quickly!"
420 IQ galaxy brain Flagellant: "Longer fight = more pain = more redemption." [taps temple]
divine absolution speedrun strats any%
You made me laugh in a hospital bed thank you
*[stabs temple]
@@alilweeb7684 I hope you get better
@@courier4529 what about the dude who just stabbed his temple
"For the tides!"
"How QUICKLY the tide turns!"
The tides do indeed turn
How quickly the turntables
I read that for the tiddies
Imagine she was literally 1 hp while your entire party would be at the very verge of sanity, this shit would make my day.
your party won't be the only ones getting their resolve tested
Please, no.
@@hauh-hauh "and now the true test, hold fast or expire!" *smashes keyboard*
Finally, outhealing Vestal
Occultist.
@@sentric_
CRIT! 0
Bleeding
@@EricGreenFrightened-Crayfish Not with that attitude he isn't.
Besides a crit 0 bleed is not possible anymore.
@@sentric_ Happened to me when i played week ago... But i still love occultist.
@@sentric_ what do you mean? It can still happen
Omg flagellant loves his new gf so much. Such a supportive and pure boy, best hero ever :>
Люблю Сестрёнку
@@quint3ssent1a люблю, а что?
cycka blyat
@@onee_san_s_love я тоже т-т
Верно подмечено. Отличная игра и лор замечательный.
this hurt me so badly that i groaned out loud loudly when i saw that 400 crit heal
I mean she only healed for like 40 hp since she was pretty much unhurt
@@frking100 that could have been my heal
Sex is cool and all but have you ever had your flagellant heal for 400+ hp?
"For the tides! The oceans! Literally any body of water muh queen!"
he wants that bathwater
I read that as ''For the tidies''
@@mukingdom me too lmao xD
@@mukingdom
We call that the letter of the quote VS the spirit of the quote
Oh hey Shuff.
One time an abusive man at arms got controlled by the siren and he spend his tern attacking friends but since he was under the control of the siren he attacked her and killed her. From then on I roleplayed it as him pretending to be under her control to go in for the kill.
Good to know the bad guys also have fail moments.
That's actually such a good character moment holy shit
That's some domestic abuse under the sea
LMAO YES
Once had an Abomination roll courageous twice in a row, so he's now called Lincoln Lionheart.
Never seen triple digits on a heal. Holy shit.
That's the magic of percentage healing my friend :>
I actually run Flag as a tanky stress/hp healer in an otherwise full mark comp with any combination of Houndmaster/Muskateer/Arbalest/Bounty Hunter for really good effect.
The guy has an ability that marks himself, transfers dot damage from another hero, and on top of it gives himself a -40% stress received.
When you use the stress heal on your heroes, he takes 1/3 stress damage, and it's hilarious to see him getting targeted by Embrace the Dark or Tempting Goblet, only to get 3/5 stress damage lmao.
The Healing part is even better, because he is an amazing hero to equip the Ancestor's Scroll with. And since the percentage heal of redeem gets boosted by it, I get consistent 20/60 hp heals on the Flag, and his healing debuff after redeem barely hurts his healing. xD
I think Occultist can pull triple digits with the right build.
@@thermophile1695 You got that right, he healed once my Leper for 128 crit
@@KRIMZONMEKANISM Even more so if u decide to put a jester in your party with flagrant. Easilly 100 to 0 stress on all heroes
@@mex_I.M true, but in such cases you are kinda committing to short, "bleed-sensitive" dungeons since you don't have enough damage to put out with a "true" support Flag.
However, if you were to make him more versatile, it would work regardless :)
And that, kids, is why you never bring Flag to Siren.
or in the cove at all, didn't the fish dudes have strong bleed resist?
@@sentric_ yeah for cove blight is way better
@@sentric_ they got strong but not strong enough to not get bleeded by flag, still dont bring him
@@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 Flag is strong in the coves, they are a lot of high prot monster there.
@@fleshwebber1757 true, but you can get similar results if you get plague doc while getting access to bleed removal and disease curing from canps
One time facing the Siren, she kept stealing, of all things, my Houndmaster. And every single time she did, before the Houndmaster got to do anything, he was uppercutted straight into the back rank by my Bounty Hunter. He never got to attack once, and spent every turn where he was on their side stunlocked into oblivion.
It was wild.
Bounty was keeping his buddy safe via uppercut
I must help my love.
No. (Uppercut)
BH was like "snap out of it mate, stop simping"
@@vassalofthenight9945 "No, Houndmaster, don't fall for the thirst trap!"
A true bro.
bounty hunter status
That Tier 3 Sub was really worth it, he even got to touch her
Gamer Girl Seawater
I once had a Man-at-Arms kill the Siren because he was at Craving in a Crimson Curse and he was just like "I know you got the blood!" and just *WHACK* and it's dead
And that's why we don't bring the bleed themed hero to the bleed resist dungeon
Actually, since most of his attacks also inflict a bleed resist debuff, he’s going to eventually bleed through the resistance and bleed them out. Now on the other hand, you REALLY shouldn’t bring him to the Ruins.
@@fluorideinthechat7606 make them skellies bleed!
@@fluorideinthechat7606 good point, however houndmaster + highwayman + plague doctor
i'll just bring in highwayman with dismas' head
very big damage, the bleed is just a bonus
Pain. Suffering even.
Despair. Insurmountable hardship
Agony, torment if you will
Dazed. Reeling.
Affliction, if you insist.
Pestilence.
Hey at least he also healed himself.
The Siren makes me angry in ways I didn't think possible.
She's such an awesome boss!
And I hate her. I almost lost a few heroes the last few times I fought her.
Just bring a antiquarian, the siren almost always try to seduce the a hero with low debuff resist
@@garth8548 THANK YOU, I always figured the best way wad to bring along an expendable or tanky person to just let get taken but didn't know how to manipulate who she'd seduce.
I read that as "For the tidies!".
If I was the flaggelant, the tiddies would be enough, no need for Song of Desire bs
Same
@@mpelalidiko you need redemption so get the shit ready
The siren is a little girl
@@PRubin-rh4sr wow that's fucking something
The entire party, the heir and the player are now afflicted.
Plot twist, the player became valiant
Abomination's bark was funnily a very fitting reaction.
I love how the music bleeds into the usual dark theme to just slowly build up the lol factor.
If only she had like 10 hp when he did that. That would be true pain he could enjoy.
Vestal: I'm the best healer
Occultist: No, I am!
Arbalest and Musketeer: Says Mr. Crit 0 Bleed.
...
Flagellant: *Laughs in Redeem and Exsanguinate*
For the last time occultist can't crit 0 bleed anymore.
*I can't stop watching this master piece*
at least she was still quite high on hp, so it's not like all the damage you dealt to her during 5 turns was invalidated by a single ability
Imagine you have pretty well stacked Jester on finale and she sings her song.
hyper tank leper goes bye bye (thankfully finale doesn't bypass death's door, like it does in butcher's circus)
Meanwhile, on my game:
Siren charms Antiquary
Antiquary forces Siren to Guard her, thus also removing Squid's Guard on Siren.
Flagellant simps for big siren milkers
Salty fishy milk
I once brought a Leper with buffed accuracy into the Siren fight.
Never again.
Siren/Flag fanart when?
she took my jester, who proceeded to stress heal himself
Me who hasnt played darkest dungeon:
Yes i understand everything
You cracked the algorithm! cuz I have never heard of this game, nor have I ever shown any interest in any game of this type. Still it was on my front page. Congratulations
flagellant do be the coolest hero out there tho
Now that is epic
"For the tides!" * channels blood magic *
No... nono *NO NO NO N-*
well, at least he healed himself...
*Gladly she the only one who can charm*
And that, kids, is why we don't bring Flagellant to the mermaid boss fight.
ITS A MASOCHIST WITH A WHIP, HE CANT BE THAT HARD TO KILL.
Highwayman : " you're Fired...."
Music is perfect
Is this a DD healing world record?
My greatest experience is when she brought over a Rapturous Flagellant, and he immediately had an Afflicted Act-Out attack and dealt 45 damage before giving Restoration (3 health/3 rounds)
424 heal holy shi
Enough to fully heal any boss in the game
And that’s why you don’t bring a masochist to a Siren den; the fun will never end
So, we're just gonna ignore the 424 Crit heal on the Siren..? Okay then.
no
Other teammates;
". . . imma fucking kill him."
I love how Darkest Dungeon is getting the love it deserves :) it’s fights like that where all you can do is laugh and hope to God you don’t kill your heroes 😂
Never bring fanatics near mind controllers, because the only change the mind controller needs to do is to change their idols.
Damn, I had a whole fight where my flagellant was being taken, luckily he didn't use redeem 😅
This is why I always bring an antiquarian.
Mfw a single flag heal does more than all my occultists combined ever have
and that's why i fight the siren with either an antiquarian or an man at arms
Never bring a fanatic to an eldricht fight
HE HAS RISEN
HE HAS RISENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SIREN
Big oof
Okay, never take the Flagellant to fight Siren, noted.
Ungodly levels of simping right there
She offered him pain,but the pain wasnt for him
It like the game saying "I am going kick dirt in you eyes now"
It took me a second to realize how fucked the situation really* is
And that's when I would uninstall Darkest Dungeon. Lol
Imagine Siren had 1 hp left...
I swear I've read "for the tidies" lmao
I just got into Darkest Dungeon 4 days ago. Im struggling with the enemies on apprentice 1 and the collector scared the shit out of me. I lost my two best level 3 dudes to a peice of crap stunning bone commander... i wish i never saw this horror
it gets better
It gets worse.
^both honestly
Wha - in hundreds of hours of playing I've never seen the flagellant heal her XD
The siren was almost at full health anyway, in this situation i'm more than happy if this happens.
Let me tell you a true "oh no" moment. Say you have this squad against this boss: Plage Doctor; Highwayman; Occultist; Crusader. The Highwayman did have active his buff skill "Unparalleled Finesse" and my Occultist buff my Crusader with "Dark Strenght". The Siren took my Crusader and he attacked my Highwayman with ripose active, they hit each other with critical blows and end up with 0 health. That right there is true fear, it was on a dungeon level 3 with good equipment, quirks and trinkets but i have assambled the team as i could 'cause the other people was already high level for the lvl 3 dungeon, anyways, i did manage to health up and finish the fight without anyone getting killed.
Simp Flagellant: No one shall hurt m'lady!
Chad Leeper: * buffing up * Boy don't make me crit you and that wench out of reality.
Occultist: THIS CANNOT BE
...on the other hand, your flagellant isn't one breeze away from death's door.
At this level, everyone is _always_ one nasty crit away from Death’s Door, even at full HP. :,)
Had this happen, cept it was a Crusader who landed a crit and almost one shot my man of arms, who was at full health at the time.
I read it as ti-des at first, not gonna argue with the man after being charmed lol.
424 crit heal 🤣 Oh the pain. Then again Siren barely had a scratch, so not toooooo bad.
Ok but holy fuck 424 on a crit was this pre nerf flag by any chance or just some stupidly good luck?
flagellant's heals are %hp based, so the higher health the target has the more they get healed for
@@thickveinysausage3062 ah that makes sense
That hurts my soul.
Man,what a boss. The mermaid wasn't bad either!
Do you REMEMBEBA when your champion team got WIPED 🎵🎶
I think that he forgot another "d" in "For the tiddes!"
Now that's some slaanesh deamons right there.
least your flag got a crit heal :>
_*Specialist starts playing_
thats the only time he crit heals i swear
Was this the YMCA song? Can you imagine if the game really had that song 😂😂😂😂
September - by Earth, Wind, and Fire
This video made me take stress damage
Saw this video just after beating siren second fight, and I'm glad that I didn't brought the flaggelant
The siren took my Abomination :(( I'm scared bc he was strong :((
persona 4 Nam flashbacks
Imagine simping for a boss lmao
That's straight up unlucky.
oh my god
Waaaait wtf I was just playing this yesterday RUclips IS WATCHING ME D:
Betrayer, has come to our party....
Spain without the s
no lie, I had to watch this a second time. I saw the boss heal to full, but then my brain went
"Wait. What was that fucking number?... over FOUR FUCKING HUNDRED?!... Siri... direct me to the nearest open grave. I need immediate burial."
The red tide cometh 😔
WTF😳! Flagellant with a Feminist Girlfriend.