Suspicious Dating Profiles
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- Опубликовано: 13 янв 2023
- my friends and I made dating profiles for people that aren't real. and aliens
♦ People in the video ♦
Quacks (Orange) - / @justquacks
Gavin (Purple) - / gavintinoyt
Joey (Red) - / @joeybatoey
Matt (Blue) - / itsasaii
Loki (Green) - / huskymoment
Clib (Brown) -
Edited by: Quacks + Me
/ @justquacks
♠ Social Media Links ♠
→ Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro: Casino Delfino - Super Mario Sunshine
Outro:
Sky & Sea - Super Mario Sunshine
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
Suspicious Dating Profiles 
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Clib Jubley is one of the best characters in the CMC universe. Absolutely fucking hysterical, I’ve never been more happy to get Clibbed
Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley
Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley
Father has approved of my words.
clib jubley was one of the rare moments where I couldn't breathe because of laughing so hard
JATTY SKLEEBS
I love seeing Carson’s new profile pictures every video
@Jack Wrath 👑 bot
@@moneymanofficial youre so mad its funny
who?
@@cer5434 huh????
Best running gag of the season so far
Clib totally has it. He planted it and is growing a new Walt
He must tend to his fruits
@@CallMeCarson can i give birth to you
He must tend to his fruits
He must tend to his fruits
He must tend to his fruits
The job title of Old Spice Antagonist has got to be the most intimidating thing I've ever heard, and I am extremely jealous
@Jack Wrath 👑 old spice antagonist ^^^
@@JackWrath666 npc ahh comment. Sorry, kid, cope harder. Absolute baboon mentality. Take a shower. Gn, kid. Im staying winning and you're staying loosing
I can smell you through my phone... is that a hint of mildew and cat piss? Not too shabby
The fact that it says antagonist proves the existence of a "old spice protagonist" and i wanna see them both fight to the death
@@skimsh I would pay money for an Old Spice Inspired RPG game
The Clib Jubley section literaly made me laugh so uncontrollably it made me throw up.
Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley
Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley
Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley
Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley
Kinda fell off, 2 seconds ago and no views...
5 minutes and he still doesn't have 1m views? I miss the old Carson
True
@@GodOfPizza cries quietly
Not funny lol
@@nattiecraft neither are you, banana bread
0:02 Jatthew
2:10 C. Crunch
2:37 Bidet
5:45 PJ
6:44 Frank
7:19 Brittany
7:55 Rob Banks
11:23 Heinz
13:20 Gerald
13:27 Marley
13:38 Pooh
13:55 Clib Jubley
18:10 Harold
18:50 Rot
20:33 Nathan
22:16 Flamingo
22:39 Racket
22:52 Rupert
C MAN LIKED IT WOOOO
Where is Hure, Bucket Head, Yolka, Chicken, elephant (to scale), Bagel, pacman, or Walt Disney
thank you
Clib jubley clib jubley clib jubley clib jubley clib jubley clib jubley
@@Daragonalgood point
Glad you loved my secret talent!
Oh god where is the censor bar
Guys I'm scared
@@Cera_01 it’s gone no censor bar all Bidet
NO
NOOOOO
No way he's real
Clib Jubley should’ve won an Oscar for his role in E.T.
Oh my god the Clib Jubley bit is incredible. And all of Carson's characters tying into a mystery by the end could be its own video.
YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THE MYSTERY UNSOLVED
Why is there such a consistent story going on lmao💀
God, the fuckin Clib bit nearly made me drool from laughter
Congratulations on you and Jatthew’s relationship Carbon! He’s perfect for you! He clearly likes you!
He clearly likes it!
He does!
He clearly likes it!
please, call him jatty skleebs!
Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley
"Man i'm bored i wish i had something to do"
Carson: say no more
JAATTTY SKLEEEEEBS!!!!
JATTTY SKLEEEEEEBS!
I am eating spaghetti for dinner and I can't stop laughing at the Clib Jubley thumbnail photo. Carson, you have effectively corroded my humor to the deepest darkest pit of pure stupidity.
Clib jubbley
I love the idea that Rob banks isn't actually a criminal and is just incredibly naive about how he does things
Dude I just love how they make lore out of nowhere with jokes
watching callmecarson videos make me wanna eat cereal and i don't know why
Fnaf ambience starts playing
with or without milk
Does it haves milk?
@@yukibruh with cheese burger
wit da milk??????
those dating profiles are rather suspicious carson
True
just like the imposter
@@JackWrath666dude got his account seized, pray for this man.
0:00 Jatthew [made by Carson]
2:09 C. Crunch [made by Joey]
2:34 bidet [made by Gavin]
5:45 PJ [made by Matt]
6:43 Frank [made by Loki]
7:19 Brittany [made by Quacks]
7:53 Rob Banks [made by Carson]
11:24 heinz [made by Gavin]
13:20 gerald [made by Joey]
13:27 Marley [made by Loki]
13:38 Pooh [made by Quacks]
13:48 Clib Jubley [made by Carson]
18:06 Harold [made by Joey]
18:50 rot [made by Gavin]
20:31 Nathan [made by Matt]
22:16 Flamingo [made by Loki]
22:41 RACKET [made by Loki]
22:51 Rupert [made by Carson]
23:54 Hure [made by Joey]
24:21 Bucket Head [made by Joey]
25:02 yolka [made by Gavin]
25:36 the chicken [made by Gavin]
25:44 elepant (to scale) [made by Gavin]
25:56 Bagel [made by Loki]
26:06 pacman [made by Loki]
26:39 Walt Disney [made by Carson]
you have no clue how pleased I am
Legend
pretty sure joey made gerald
The Clib Jubbley bit put me in actual fucking tears. Please god let him return
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This has gotta be the biggest cliffhanger in CallMeCarson history
PJ is from South Salt Lake, Utah? No wonder he looks so familiar. We're even the same age!
Edit: I apologize, South Salt Late, Utah. Never heard of 'em
theres funny alien in this video
No there isnt, alien dont exist
@@millenial8212 Why is this the only comment here?
Hello yes it is I Clib Jubley I did not steal Walt Disney's head.
I loved the part where he said “it’s clibbin’ time” and started clibbin’ on everyone
14:44
Is that a fricking Kricketune cry?
As a PJ myself I can say with certainty that you accurately described all of us.
Mother: We should name him Matthew
Father: We should name him Jack
Doctor: I have an idea that will make you both happy.
The song of Clib Jubley sure sounds an awful lot like the distressing cry of a Kricketune 👽
14:45
Jatty skleebs sounds like the name of a one-off Rick and Morty character who gets mad and then killed within specifically a 10 minute appearance in the middle-late portion of the episode.
And somehow has 2 RUclips videos of people editing together every clip of him with a title like “Jatty skleebs being ____ for 5 minutes.”
I haven’t cried laugh in so fucking long 😂 thank you Carson and the gang ❤
Carson videos are best enjoyed at 3am when your mind is so tired you laugh hysterically over anything
5:50 I never thought I'd see Sexy Vegan ever again. Why have you put his image back in my head???
Bro fr I completely forgot he existed
Not only has Carson kept his promise about uploading every Saturday, but he's now giving us videos nearing half an hour! Awesome video as always 👌
So awesome that u have been uploading every Saturday I love it
ok. Rob Banks was hilarious.
Are people like mass unsubscribing? I see the number at the end of the video getting lower and lower. If its because of the content, then maybe its just weeding out the unfunny people. This is the best content you've ever made, and I think people are just scared of your endless reach of funny.
Real talk
I think it’s from people who grew out of this type of creator (since there is people out there that do similiar discord vids like this).
@@SlyHikari03 this is most likely
Another BANGGGERRR 🎉 epic vid Carson love the length too
I have never heard of a more gavin thing than making some dude just have "Magnet" on their profile without any explaination.
My favorite part in the video is when Carson came out of the screen and clibbed me on the table and used me
Fuck I love this was half an hour long.
An absolute treat to watch
JATTY SKLEEBS
This has to be one of the videos ever
14:43 Did you really just use a changed version of Kricketune's cry? LMAO
I love Carson’s Walt Disney Sub Plot for 0 reasons
Hi Udon love the content! congrats on the 95.99 FC!! personally my favorite map is not psychology mapped by muffn, my favorite map has got to be no more faking mapped by roadman Reginald the level 25 in beatsaber challenge community ranking!!!
istg Clib Jubley's song at 14:44 is literally just Kricketune's cry slowed down
I knew I heard that sweet sweet "deleleleWOOOP"!
14:45 I never expected the song of ETs people to be a Kricketune's distorted cry. Does that mean they're all Bug type?
I really needed a laugh after a generally crappy day, then i saw the notification.
"his gender is unknown" is a crazy sentence
11:35 I love how none of them comment on the fact that heinz is literally across the street from them cos he's only 160m away
I love that Clib Jubley makes a krickitune sound
14:42 man really did just pitch down the kricketune cry
This video got me Clibbed up 🥵
certified banger to start off 2023
I am here, ive waited for this
thanks again for the post. I cant wait to watch it.
clib jubley is easily the funniest thing carson has done that shit is so funny
the deep voice of clib made me cry
Surprised none of them pointed out that one of the ketchup bottles said edchup
We did, I cut it out. Can’t keep everything!
@@CallMeCarson did you only remove edchup
@@CallMeCarson could you have another channel where it's just raw footage
Truly, this is a Carbon moment!
as someone who has way too many squishmallows, i feel personally attacked by nathan
I wonder what the frozen walt disney head popsicle tastes like
Carson turned Tinder into an ARG to find Walt Disney's Frozen Head
This is a fantastic game idea
Love the song of Clib's people being distorted Kricketune scream
Your honour, i wasn't murdering those people, they just couldn't handle the fact that they got Clibbed.
"Long NIght" is one of the best jokes on the channel ever
i think i use to have a relatively normal sense of humor and then I started watching carson.
happy to see carson’s sub count going up again
14:43 Clib Jubley sang the Kricketune cry from Pokemon Gen 4 pitch shifted down.
I love that Clib's song of his people was the Krickitune cry but cursed
great video carson! but you wont catch me
I have not laughed so hard at a youtube video in so long.
well now i know why it took longer to edit with all those bidet appearances
I love the ongoing mystery of who stole Walt Disney's frozen head.
I bet it was clib.
14:43 Is that Kricketune?? I feel like I'd recognized that deleleleWHOOP anywhere, even if it's coming from the devilishly handsome Clib Jubley
The worst part is that Nathan is definitely a real guy lmao he’s out there just freely roaming around 😰
Up sklebbin’ at noon 🙌
I was eating nuggies whilst watching this video and let out a little giggle which caused me to choke on the nuggy and nearly pass out. I will be contacting my lawyers
It's hard to say whether or not this is your most unhinged video yet
Cool trucks, I’ve never seen trees taken down that way
I have somehow watched this video 4 times in the past 10 hours. I hate you Carson ♥️
New cmc video yo
watching this video has driven my soul from my body. has Clib seen it?
"Let's see Paul Allen's Tinder profile"
This ones a right Carson banger
OH MY I WAS JUST WISHING CARSON WOULD UPLOAD
Came back a year and some later, and I am Clibbing all over the place!!!
Mr. Banks is such a down-to-earth guy, I respect it.
You should put Clib Jubly in every video from here on out
The end just getting distracted by "huh moles"; I died
We need a video just of Mad Libs.
I was just waiting for the location to say “nearby AND RAPIDLY APPROACHING”
My dude really be Clibbing right now.
Clib jubbly and ubba need a movie together to continue the CMC season 2 expanded universe
Clib Jubley’s song of his people is just a distorted kricketune cry 😭😭
0:27 love the luigi casino music