We could take Burglar because of the synergy with To Do List. 3 out of 9 chance to hit one of either High Card, Pair, or Two Pair. Since we started with Oops, we could also take Burglar for the possibility of synergy with Parking or Business Card. We don't know which of those will show up first nor how long it will take, but they're common enough we can count on one of them showing up. At the time, we had empty Joker Slots, so we could pick up Burglar, planning to sell it off when our Slots fill up. But the real reason I took the Burglar is just vibes. Didn't even think about it other than "we want this for later," not thinking about all the time between now and "later." This did end up making DNA awkward to use (just like when we were doing the Pants run). If Ectoplasm hadn't shown up, we might have sold off the Burglar. But you take Ectoplasm because you aren't guaranteed to see another one later and maybe want 2 total by the end. Having Burglar this early means we miss out on Purple Seals, but we did gain the benefit (via Parking) of being able to spend $500 every shop, rerolling for Tarot.
i don't really pay that much attention to his video titles but doesn't the "attempt" in the title mean this run isn't gonna be the one that gets the record? that's usually how he titles his videos, no?
@@remwastaken this is usually correct, but in this case "tba" in the video description leads me to believe he just hasn't finished the run yet (well, it's also true that it could just mean he hasn't uploaded the rest, but usually he just puts a link to a private video and unprivates it when it's time IIRC)
Is showman for a second oops technology we'd consider? Blueprints scale total triggers(thru hands*retriggers) as (n+2)^2, but a second dice doubles your lucky triggers. So 3 blueprints is better than 2 plus dice, but 4 is worse than 3 plus dice. Obv not as good for scoring long term
Dude no.... thats not okay. That is the best ante 1 & 2 of all time... Found Negative 6's, Polychrome Red Seal Queen of Hearts, easily strengthable once into a king. Then finds the magician, and finds THAT queen to lucky it, into BOTH MULT AND MONEY! AND, just to add icing to the cake. still finds the previously Golded 7, all without using a single discard in the big blind. Please tell me what the odds are of that...
While holding onto Temperance, it blocks other Temperance cards from spawning. A normal Arcana Pack has about 1 in 7 chance of giving Temperance, and a Jumbo has about 1 in 4 chance. Including shop rerolls, you get at least one Temperance every Ante. Also, it's early on in the run, when we're still setting up our Jokers. It's worthwhile to have the Temperance money up front and then invest that money in other value generators right away. In general, money depreciates in value over time.
wannna say that not taking drunkard on round 20 shop loses money because with bungler it's just 3 more hands, but after quick math my conclusion is that it really depends, but drunkard probably would earn on average 30 more gold a round
I'm trying to get your line of thought, but Burglar gives +3 hands and removes all discards, regardless of how many discards you had you'll get the same +3 hands (effect compatible with Blueprint), it doesn't have a hand to discard ratio. With Bungler, Drunkard just does nothing but take up a joker slot. (I might be forgetting something, I have been diagnosed with dumb before)
@@talkingcowthatwasthereallalong ah, I believe this time it was me who got diagnosed with dumb, misunderstood burgular, now on to never make this mistake again..
When I try to do a lucky cat run I get no magicians untill ante 7 but when professor does it he gets a negative oops, all 6! first round. Life aint fair
I did one! Not the highest ever, but pretty high. It's in the Balatro Basics playlist (possibly out of place) with a Negative Green Joker as the thumbnail.
@@artemiskearney8019 Maybe "most flower pots" could be fun? Something like Perkeo -> copy a bunch of Ankhs -> eternal Flower Pot -> Ectoplasm it -> get the biggest bouquet in Balatro?
You could do that for just about any joker, I suppose, but given how strange Flower Pot is in terms of the way you have to play with it, it'd be a little unique in that regard. (EDIT: Not sure if RUclips's buggy comment system ate my previous comment, but I was thinking about "most copies of Flower Pot," probably using Perkeo and Ankh.)
professor looking awfully short today
He's sinking under the weight of all that parking money. His pockets are loaded.
halfsies professor
Moneee @@OceanRamen
He's just sitting down with a pointer stick instead of standing at the chalkboard.
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
casually just gets a random polychrome red seal Queen, yet remains calm and calculated, we're watching a machine at work here
second anti with a red seal polychrome lucky and negative dice xdd. insane
I might have screamed if that happened to me
fr, that's essentially THE card you want to get, especially that early
9:32 if I had a nickel for every time prof got away with it I would have eight hundred and forty three nickels...
Bridge is low key fun again?
"i think uranus IS what i want here" FINALLY. FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!
I need to play Gold Stakes more
He saw the value in Uranus.
1:02:49 the 4.7 million chips from the lucky cat polychrome red seal flush five and then riff-raff's droll joker adding its little +10 on top
5:45 I love how you just explained the concept of a loan to balatro viewers lol
This may be the most egregious example of getting away with it to be witnessed in an Academic setting since the Harvard admissions scandals
Seeing such an insanely lucky looking start with “attempt” in the name is soul crushing
from what ive seen from the professor, we will see a true world record in a week lmao
tbf, part 2 and 3 say "tba" so I wonder if he just hasn't finished yet.
Most world records held by the same person in a single game (World Record Attempt)
This week, on a special episode of My 600x Mult Chonk:
Might wanna adjust the height on your chair there
the professor is sinking, we must save him
Parking money triggers sounding like the ending of One by Metallica
29:40 there's a universe where Doc threw that gold card away and lost because Blue wouldn't have scored enough points
30:42 "OK, we have a *_nice_* amount of money left..." with $69, please tell me this was intentional hahahah
This run has some insane technology, wild that it was all acquired so quickly
the doc I know would say the burglar is too early. Be honest with me doc
We could take Burglar because of the synergy with To Do List. 3 out of 9 chance to hit one of either High Card, Pair, or Two Pair.
Since we started with Oops, we could also take Burglar for the possibility of synergy with Parking or Business Card. We don't know which of those will show up first nor how long it will take, but they're common enough we can count on one of them showing up. At the time, we had empty Joker Slots, so we could pick up Burglar, planning to sell it off when our Slots fill up.
But the real reason I took the Burglar is just vibes. Didn't even think about it other than "we want this for later," not thinking about all the time between now and "later." This did end up making DNA awkward to use (just like when we were doing the Pants run).
If Ectoplasm hadn't shown up, we might have sold off the Burglar. But you take Ectoplasm because you aren't guaranteed to see another one later and maybe want 2 total by the end.
Having Burglar this early means we miss out on Purple Seals, but we did gain the benefit (via Parking) of being able to spend $500 every shop, rerolling for Tarot.
What an incredible start to the run. Absolutely LOADED within the first 8 antes.
Does the professor like scholar because it looks like him, or does the scholar look like the professor because he likes it?
negative oops is a dream come true. you got this record easy prof!!
i don't really pay that much attention to his video titles but doesn't the "attempt" in the title mean this run isn't gonna be the one that gets the record? that's usually how he titles his videos, no?
@@remwastakenMaybe he doesnt record everything in one sitting and is still progressing the run
@@remwastakenitd be no fun if we already knew this was the record run
@@remwastaken this is usually correct, but in this case "tba" in the video description leads me to believe he just hasn't finished the run yet (well, it's also true that it could just mean he hasn't uploaded the rest, but usually he just puts a link to a private video and unprivates it when it's time IIRC)
Is showman for a second oops technology we'd consider? Blueprints scale total triggers(thru hands*retriggers) as (n+2)^2, but a second dice doubles your lucky triggers. So 3 blueprints is better than 2 plus dice, but 4 is worse than 3 plus dice. Obv not as good for scoring long term
31:03 I’ve never seen a negative Egg before, that thing looks cursed
Doc let's see how far you can go on gold stake without perkeo copyng cryptid and baron with serpent
Hi mr professor, i love how funny your thumbnails are becoming 🤣
"We don't have enough spades to use The World"
*deletes The World and uses Emperor*
*One of the cards is a second The World*
We live in a society.
insane start
how would you feel about picking up another dice instead of bp/brainstorm?
The chonky cat has to be one of my fav jokers because it rewards using the gamble luckies
Would it not have been better to go for twos for hack retriggers
Possible, Sock&Buskin gives the same amount of triggers as well, queens just score more is my guess as to why hes doing it
I got cat to around x1500 with a seeded run. Curious to see if professor gonna break both the unseeded and seeded record like on the Wee challenge.
Oh my, i had no idea that Burglar could be copied by Blueprint and Brainstorm!!!
This is a hell of a seed, we win these for sure!
Do you think that with the stat tracking mod, you cold potentially do records for non-scaling jokers such as most money earned from a to-do list?
this opens a whole new realm of possibilities
Looks like the to do list tally was doubled
Fixed
Would it have been more money to put one copying joker on mime and the other on parking?
omg imagine getting this much technology by ante 8 this run is insane
Chonkiest cat
Dude no.... thats not okay. That is the best ante 1 & 2 of all time... Found Negative 6's, Polychrome Red Seal Queen of Hearts, easily strengthable once into a king. Then finds the magician, and finds THAT queen to lucky it, into BOTH MULT AND MONEY! AND, just to add icing to the cake. still finds the previously Golded 7, all without using a single discard in the big blind.
Please tell me what the odds are of that...
About 50/50
BEST start possible! Absurd!
Been trying for cat for weeks easily my favorite card
Crazy ante 8 lineup
antimatter on ante 7, flabbergasting
love the thumbnail
dunno if this is stupid or not, but why not hold the temperance and wait for it to scale with egg at 33:18?
While holding onto Temperance, it blocks other Temperance cards from spawning. A normal Arcana Pack has about 1 in 7 chance of giving Temperance, and a Jumbo has about 1 in 4 chance. Including shop rerolls, you get at least one Temperance every Ante.
Also, it's early on in the run, when we're still setting up our Jokers. It's worthwhile to have the Temperance money up front and then invest that money in other value generators right away. In general, money depreciates in value over time.
@@drspectred very informative, thank you
I think to do list was bugged and counting each hand twice so 8 bucks per played hand
You could say this was quite the lucky coincidence.
wannna say that not taking drunkard on round 20 shop loses money because with bungler it's just 3 more hands, but after quick math my conclusion is that it really depends, but drunkard probably would earn on average 30 more gold a round
I'm trying to get your line of thought, but Burglar gives +3 hands and removes all discards, regardless of how many discards you had you'll get the same +3 hands (effect compatible with Blueprint), it doesn't have a hand to discard ratio. With Bungler, Drunkard just does nothing but take up a joker slot.
(I might be forgetting something, I have been diagnosed with dumb before)
@@talkingcowthatwasthereallalong ah, I believe this time it was me who got diagnosed with dumb, misunderstood burgular, now on to never make this mistake again..
@@thisismypassionprojext praying for a swift recovery from your diagnosis, king
That looks like blessed seed
that was one insane shop lol
Docs gonna do it again
Wee Doctor
I'm finally early to a lecture
Does anyone know what he uses to change the Jokers' names?
There's a language pack mod available in the BU Discord. One of his moderators has been tinkering with it for awhile.
@@1AlasBabylon Thanks so much!
I love muhknee
When I try to do a lucky cat run I get no magicians untill ante 7 but when professor does it he gets a negative oops, all 6! first round. Life aint fair
beeg
"random" seed luck
When high Green Joker?
Doc HATES green joker, so probably never XD
I did one! Not the highest ever, but pretty high. It's in the Balatro Basics playlist (possibly out of place) with a Negative Green Joker as the thumbnail.
17:06 :\
big flowers here requesting a big flower pot run🙂↔️🫵🏼 if you are game for it
Flower Pot doesn't scale, what would it mean for one to be big?
@@artemiskearney8019 Maybe "most flower pots" could be fun? Something like Perkeo -> copy a bunch of Ankhs -> eternal Flower Pot -> Ectoplasm it -> get the biggest bouquet in Balatro?
You could do that for just about any joker, I suppose, but given how strange Flower Pot is in terms of the way you have to play with it, it'd be a little unique in that regard. (EDIT: Not sure if RUclips's buggy comment system ate my previous comment, but I was thinking about "most copies of Flower Pot," probably using Perkeo and Ankh.)
@@artemiskearney8019 ankh it 4 times