I love how Trump ran with "sleepy Joe" as an insult for months and now he's falling asleep in court like he's got a problem. Oh the hubris, oh the irony, of the sweet sweet hypocrisy.
I wasn't sure if it was him or not, but when he gave Scollins the shout out for the joke, I heard "Scollins!" In my head in Seth's Voice. That was a dam good snake joke. Lmao
Correction(BRING IT BACK!) - The Texas law doesn't just mandate an 'are you 18 years old - yes or no' prompt, it requires sites to verify the age of users with a government-issued ID or reasonable alternative.
Except the porn sites refuse to hold your personal data so they just leave the state and all the shady sites with scary things like unverified ages of the participants in the porn completely take over. Get a grip and stop making moronic laws that can be enforced
Did not Seth say that there would be a Kristi Noem joke every day this week? And yet there was not. He should have had her put down Jim Jordon in the House gym. For as they say, a Noem joke a day keeps the dachshund away.
CORRECTION: The photo you showed for Disney's Michelin star restaurant joke is inaccurate. Victoria and Albert's doesn't allow children in the restaurant. Also it's not in the parks, it's in the Grand Floridian Resort.
The Scollins joke was that the man who was arrested for smuggling anacondas in his pants thought it was all worth if for a racy headline in the local paper. The logic that Seth needs to discuss with him is that there are no more local papers.
Please don't make the wolf issue a joke. When recently a case of a year old pup was run over with a vehicle( considered a valid way of hunting them in some States), then her muzzle was taped and she had heinous things done to her.
Anybody else tired of these monkey fightin' snakes on these Monday to Friday planes? Side note: I'll never understand how the TV edit made that line better & worse at the same time. 😂
@@derkeheath5172 I'm one of those heathens that hasn't seen that movie, at all. And yet, oddly enough I feel like I have seen it thanks to all the memes. 😂
There exist no creatures whom should ever, ever be removed from an Endangered list. We are all endangered now, and most especially the creatures living outside of corporate farms.
Wildlife isn’t safe within a thousand miles of corporations, especially chemical & petroleum producers. The first thing they do is eradicate all life, leaving a small wetlands reserve… that their runoff pollutes.
@goransemb5689 Yeah! When I heard it first, I was trying to decipher if Seth was saying restrooms or restaurants... It's never a question for an Irish person as we almost never use the word restrooms, usual only when speaking to an American
Trump sleeping in Court, is how he also got thru school...except he can't pay someone else now to do his "Court Exams", or "Cross-examinations"...😅 Can I get a witness!😅
The Aaron Sorkin TV series about Facebook, "Thumbs Up for Insurrections," or maybe "West Wingnuts," sounds like just the kind of thing Facebook users will enjoy.
Please, please say Corrections isn’t over!! I was that new viewer you were so sure you weren’t picking up. I spent a week of evenings laughing like a lunatic alone in my bedroom while watching them all in order! My family def thought I’d finally gone off the deep end.I felt like I found MY PEOPLE in Seth and his writers and the jackals! I still laugh out loud, even in wildly inappropriate moments, when I think of the knitted or crocheted (yeah, let me know!) Cicada Cicada costume episode or the song Seth sings while making the Seth jackals smooch “🎶 We’re gonna f@!k in your nightmares 🎶”. I can’t survive this election season without Corrections. That is all… 🤞
We will know in the next 5 hours or so. Probably. The way Seth has been playing with us, I am not sure of anything any more. But I do welcome you to the Jackal pack.
LEAVE WALLY ALONE! I think we need to form the protect wally from Seth's jokes alliance. Maybe we cal call ourselves the "Alliance for the protection of Wally of all the trees!" PS: No need to correct this as it's perfect and in no way incorrect or tarnished by "mysteaks" of any kind...
When they took down and burned the American Flag and put the Palestinian Flag up, it broke my heart. So much hatred and division, I guess that's what a real INSURECTION looks like! You win SETH MEYERS! If you want your name removed, you got it!
The problem with the texas bill is that it ruquires everyone to validate, and the validation is a login with user data behind it. It totally removes anonymity.
Possible correction: maybe it’s on a second card, but the card Wally was holding ended with “And that was a monologue.” No “we’re off and running” after. Just to be a pedantic jack-hole 😛
To my Republican Friend Rick G., who said I was F'n crazy if I thought Marijuana was going to be legalized in our life time, this J is for you buddy Spark up !
I can finally say that I have something in common with Trump. I too fall asleep throughout the day, it's something I can't control and it has had serious consequences. That said, I'm not running for president. Considering Trump's "doctor" reporting that Trump was in good health during his presidency, I think his drowsiness indicates otherwise.
That's one way narcissists catch up on their sleep. In this case it devalues the judge and the entire court as well. A true narcissist at heart. I wouldn't be at all surprised if that intense, focused stare was merely a mask to conceal the fact that he was zone out and asleep.
I know there are a bunch of cameras in the studio, dedicated to angles like Seth closeup, guest closeup, Seth & guest both, Seth's desk, etc. Does Wally have his own dedicated camera?
The problem is not that Trump falls asleep - the problem is that he wakes up again.
😂😂😂😂💙
Perfect comment. 😄👍
Ouch ! 😂
😂😂😂
Sleepy Don
I love how Trump ran with "sleepy Joe" as an insult for months and now he's falling asleep in court like he's got a problem. Oh the hubris, oh the irony, of the sweet sweet hypocrisy.
Dementia J Trump is 100% Projection
The schadenfreude makes me feel warm all over.
Fool still running with it, as little as 20 hours ago.
wbk every accusation is a confession
Just admit, we’re all objectively worse off under Biden
I yelled "SCOLLINS!" and raised my morning juice glass to him before Seth acknowledged him 😂🥃
I wasn't sure if it was him or not, but when he gave Scollins the shout out for the joke, I heard "Scollins!" In my head in Seth's Voice. That was a dam good snake joke. Lmao
Seth had better watch his back as Scollins becomes the new fan favorite . . .
I knew it as soon as the words came out...
i miss corrections too
You even THINK about replacing Wally and I will get out my letter-scribing quill and give you a choice-cut piece of my mind...
Write it on a 2'x3' piece of white cardboard. Seth will automatically read it.
Jb: Brilliant
@@jb888888888bahahhahahaha
Correction: Gotta talk to graphics again. The snake shown with the plane is not an anaconda.
Those teleprompters can have Wally's job over my dead body. Cue cards forever!
props to scollins for not insisting he be the stock photo model for that anaconda joke
Correction(BRING IT BACK!) - The Texas law doesn't just mandate an 'are you 18 years old - yes or no' prompt, it requires sites to verify the age of users with a government-issued ID or reasonable alternative.
Except the porn sites refuse to hold your personal data so they just leave the state and all the shady sites with scary things like unverified ages of the participants in the porn completely take over. Get a grip and stop making moronic laws that can be enforced
Worst of all it makes you upload a picture of your grandma.
Basically no access is being allowed by the sites if you are in Texas.
wiTh ZeRo cHaNcE oF tHe PuBLiC's dATa bEiNg hAcKed AnD LEaKed oN ThE dArK WeB.
I would say Mexico is welcome to have Texas back .. but they probably wouldn't want it .
That gym jordan joke was underrated
To reiterate, TSA is now on the lookout for trouser snakes.👖🐍😂
They can relax in Texas now.
Kristi Noem doesn’t need that puppy’s shock collar anymore. Maybe that’ll help Trump stay awake.
Kept watching to make sure wally got his appearance fee.
POTUS and Seth Go Day Reefering.
Did not Seth say that there would be a Kristi Noem joke every day this week? And yet there was not. He should have had her put down Jim Jordon in the House gym. For as they say, a Noem joke a day keeps the dachshund away.
He said he did two yesterday so he could take today off 😂😂😂
It was a dead dog joke every day? If so, the McWolf joke is a stretch but I’ll allow it
CORRECTION: The photo you showed for Disney's Michelin star restaurant joke is inaccurate. Victoria and Albert's doesn't allow children in the restaurant. Also it's not in the parks, it's in the Grand Floridian Resort.
"Isn't it past your jail time?" --Jimmy K.
Still waiting for The Epic Adventures of Wally and the Sea Captain.
That should at least be Seth's newest childrens' book.
The Scollins joke was that the man who was arrested for smuggling anacondas in his pants thought it was all worth if for a racy headline in the local paper. The logic that Seth needs to discuss with him is that there are no more local papers.
Same!!
Thank you Scollins
Does Wally get paid more when he laughs or only when he speaks? Does "ha ha ha" qualify for ACTRA rates?
I heard an "ok" as well, I'd say that counts. Give Wally the big bucks!
Please don't make the wolf issue a joke. When recently a case of a year old pup was run over with a vehicle( considered a valid way of hunting them in some States), then her muzzle was taped and she had heinous things done to her.
WTAF!?
@@lifewuzonceezr Cody Roberts, Wyoming
Some people are sick in the head. The $250 fine that this man got for his crime is a drop in the bucket for those who practice such cruelty. Ugh.
Please keep wolves protected!!
Anybody else tired of these monkey fightin' snakes on these Monday to Friday planes?
Side note: I'll never understand how the TV edit made that line better & worse at the same time. 😂
I've only ever seen the movie on cable TV so that line is canon to me.
If you haven't seen the TV edit of The BIg Lebowski, you must remedy that PRONTO.
@@derkeheath5172 I'm one of those heathens that hasn't seen that movie, at all. And yet, oddly enough I feel like I have seen it thanks to all the memes. 😂
House Representatives used the gym? Their muscular progress is as slow as their passing of laws.
They used it to watch TikTok videos, and to have clique meetings.
I think the wolf is safe. I doubt McDonald’s even uses real chicken.
Love the Wally ‘Stache.
100% Joe calls it 'devil's lettuce'.
Wacky Tobaccy
Jazz cabbage
Oregon oregano
Wouldn’t it be great if he called it ganja
Laundry.
There exist no creatures whom should ever, ever be removed from an Endangered list. We are all endangered now, and most especially the creatures living outside of corporate farms.
Wildlife isn’t safe within a thousand miles of corporations, especially chemical & petroleum producers. The first thing they do is eradicate all life, leaving a small wetlands reserve… that their runoff pollutes.
No creature is safe within a thousand miles of corporations. Can’t elaborate due to YT censoring. Hopefully John Oliver will do an exposé.
*corporations. Period.
YT censor doesn’t allow explanation.
Seth said 'restaurants' like an Irish person the first time!!
At least he didn't say "rest-rooms"!
@goransemb5689 Yeah! When I heard it first, I was trying to decipher if Seth was saying restrooms or restaurants... It's never a question for an Irish person as we almost never use the word restrooms, usual only when speaking to an American
@@goransemb5689 Or as Trump calls them; courtrooms.
I always thought you were saying "and that was the monologue" but I see the cue card says "a monologue". Wild!
Since COVID, when it wasn't a the Late Show, it was A late show
Seth this was hilarious as usual. 🤣🤣
The McWolf and the snake in the pants bits made me lol.
Restrunts!🤣🤣🤣
Why was there no snakes on a plane joke for the literal snake on the plane?
Watching from Grenada in the Caribbean
Greens❤️
Wally is like half the reason Seth is my favorite... that and Corrections.
I do love Seth’s monologue.
Anacondas are pretty big, but I didn't think they were KAIJU-sized... HOW DID A BAG OF THEM FIT IN SOMEONE'S PANTS!?!?
Wolves are a critical species.
Apex predators actually keep other animal species healthy and thriving. A reef without Sharks is not as vibrant and teaming with life as one without.
Jackals are pretty critical too. 😉
The McWolf looks like a sandwich that literally could bite back.
Trump sleeping in Court, is how he also got thru school...except he can't pay someone else now to do his "Court Exams", or "Cross-examinations"...😅
Can I get a witness!😅
Am I a jackal when I know a Scollins joke before you say it is a Scollins joke?
Yes. You are now a member of a proud, brave, persnickety community. Dues are $25 a month. Welcome to the pack!
Same
@@sherinameless1618 Do we collectively just bill Seth anyways. He says he has such a large budget.
I'm quite sure he has advanced diabetes and it fogs his mind. I should know, I have diabetes. -Wilford Brimley, probably
Hey trump lawyers try a shock collar.
1:38 "Look at all those dumbells!" joke averted!
Wolves are people too !
Where are the Addies when he needs them? 😂
TSA Agent: “Is that a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me?”
LOL, nobody is ever happy to see the TSA
Don’t even joke about Wally like that. He is a treasure
The Aaron Sorkin TV series about Facebook, "Thumbs Up for Insurrections," or maybe "West Wingnuts," sounds like just the kind of thing Facebook users will enjoy.
_FacebooQ_
Kevin Costner can Dance With Wolves again.
I love grey wolves, that’s sad news 😢
Why pay big bucks for a trouser snake, when you can pick one up in the Everglades, and I'm pretty sure they will also pay you a bounty! Win/win!
I'm getting to where I can successfully predict if Scallins (sp?) wrote the joke. 😂
If a joke seems so bad it's good, it's a Scollins! 🗿
I know someone who flew from Arizona to Boston with at least two snakes wrapped around her.
Please do a special episode of Corrections just to cover that wolf-burger graphic.
1:09 lmfao the McWolf joke belongs on Surprise Inspection
Especially the graphic
The graphic needs to win some award❤️
Walie getting PAID!!😂 + sympathy points 😢😂! Now you have to talk to him about the joke in Corrections...so he will get paid again!🎉😂😂😂😂😂
The macWolf? I thougth the joke was going to be about the trump supporter that shot his puppy
Did indeed take a day off for the Noem joke. Just to note. Cricket was not quite an untrainable puppy. She taught him down.
He nailed the snake joke. 😂
Please, please say Corrections isn’t over!! I was that new viewer you were so sure you weren’t picking up. I spent a week of evenings laughing like a lunatic alone in my bedroom while watching them all in order! My family def thought I’d finally gone off the deep end.I felt like I found MY PEOPLE in Seth and his writers and the jackals! I still laugh out loud, even in wildly inappropriate moments, when I think of the knitted or crocheted (yeah, let me know!) Cicada Cicada costume episode or the song Seth sings while making the Seth jackals smooch “🎶 We’re gonna f@!k in your nightmares 🎶”. I can’t survive this election season without Corrections.
That is all… 🤞
We will know in the next 5 hours or so. Probably. The way Seth has been playing with us, I am not sure of anything any more. But I do welcome you to the Jackal pack.
“Reefer!” Gee, Seth (51 year old white guy), tell us what you call it.
LEAVE WALLY ALONE!
I think we need to form the protect wally from Seth's jokes alliance.
Maybe we cal call ourselves the "Alliance for the protection of Wally of all the trees!"
PS: No need to correct this as it's perfect and in no way incorrect or tarnished by "mysteaks" of any kind...
I predict he will fall asleep in court one day and not wake up. The stress is killing him 😂
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@@sunshine3914 can’t find my glasses. No idea what emoji that is🤷♂️
@@KeithJackson-ux7ehbeer mugs.
@@freya8133 don’t have any 🤷♂️
When they took down and burned the American Flag and put the Palestinian Flag up, it broke my heart. So much hatred and division, I guess that's what a real INSURECTION looks like! You win SETH MEYERS! If you want your name removed, you got it!
First of all, of course it was Scollins. Second, can we get the "leave em alone guy" to yell at Seth for that joke about Wally!?
The saddest thing is that there will be no Corrections to this. 🌜😢
Hey Wally.
I still say they are sedating him
Not a big surprise that Scollins gave us the anaconda joke.
Thanks, graphics for the wolf burger. The eyeballs look delicious.
Replacing Wally will deprive the world of Wally video conferencing lying down.
Good morning seth meyers fans
The problem with the texas bill is that it ruquires everyone to validate, and the validation is a login with user data behind it. It totally removes anonymity.
Sale of VPN subscription in TX: Up1,000%
The Wally Hand...
Have to say, I prefer "no stash Wally" much better... LMO of course... : )
McWolf ... with SWAN SAUCE
Possible correction: maybe it’s on a second card, but the card Wally was holding ended with “And that was a monologue.” No “we’re off and running” after. Just to be a pedantic jack-hole 😛
The line is 'python in my pants.'
To my Republican Friend Rick G., who said I was F'n crazy if I thought Marijuana was going to be legalized in our life time, this J is for you buddy Spark up !
I can finally say that I have something in common with Trump. I too fall asleep throughout the day, it's something I can't control and it has had serious consequences. That said, I'm not running for president. Considering Trump's "doctor" reporting that Trump was in good health during his presidency, I think his drowsiness indicates otherwise.
Looks like Seth's wearing two identical shirts at the same time again. Weirdo.
It's Seth Meyers
That's one way narcissists catch up on their sleep. In this case it devalues the judge and the entire court as well. A true narcissist at heart. I wouldn't be at all surprised if that intense, focused stare was merely a mask to conceal the fact that he was zone out and asleep.
This word that you used here on the internet reminded me of the other one, the onw that i don't know what it actually means.
I mean the word dignity, have you ever heard of it?
@@Hunky_guy_very_sexy NO, word salad does not work on me. You failed, you lose, I win!
Correction: Bears don't hibernate - they enter a lighter sleep state called torpor.
I know there are a bunch of cameras in the studio, dedicated to angles like Seth closeup, guest closeup, Seth & guest both, Seth's desk, etc. Does Wally have his own dedicated camera?
I have questions about Wally's cue cards lol
"And the werd "werd".... wut
Ask Sam Jackson about snakes 😂
missed opportunity to reference a certain Samuel L Jackson movie
Give me restrunce.
Wally better not be getting paid for that laugh
I think Seth threatened Wally not to talk so he doesn’t pay him extra 🤔
wally made a sound! I think that should count!
Did wally get paid for audibly laughing?
He can't sleep at night he keeps seeing the undertaker
Don Jr, Eric and MTG wait to go wolf hunting.
Trump was fond of saying he only slept four to five hours per night, now we know that's just because he also sleeps 10 hours during the day.
I hope Wally got paid for his laugh!
Trump couldnt get coked up before court ...
How does 🤡 stay vertical while asleep?
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You can't do Wally like that