"I've been pregnant for our entire marriage, Jake. You've ruined my life! Every nine months, like a period comes UNBEARABLE pain that i can't handle! I don't want any more children! When will this torture end?!"
You know those times your friends at school are talking about how old their parents are? Imagine being the last kid and saying "Oh my dad's dead, but he had me a 97... beat that"
Imagine if this happens to you in real life that would really suck right what a short life for a new born baby and when you wake up next day poof dead baby. 1 like = second life for the poor baby and love
"I just married the right girl. The girl that doesnt mind being preganant at ALL times in her lives, and all I have to do is stay fit and healthy!"-LaurenZside also known as Jake Jackson
I had 37 kids and 34 grandchildren, in BitLife , here are some pro tips. One play with a male character, Two try to play with a twin when you start out, Three look for a teen to have kids with, Four only have kids with a woman until she’s 35, Five if you need a new spouse find a crazy person so you can propose instantly, Sixth, keep trying to have kids even if it fails the first couple of times. Seventh, have kids until you’re very old. Ps I love your BitLife videos. 💜
'So you know I have that one kid in my family called Steve and, oh he became the priminister of the UK. Oh and Matilda is the one that has 200k followers, no that's Florence who has invented the covid vaccine'
Thank you Lauren for Entertaining me when I’m so bored and hot your the best with your hilarious content and just being your awesome self you are inspiration to everyone your my fav RUclipsr
Im surprised. He's been to hell(underworld) He's been to heaven(olympus) He *almost* defeated a titan He bathed in a death river. He dared to sit on a throne He survived attacks that should have killed him. He has met all of the gods. He held Pandora's jar. He is almost indestructible. He was SEVENTEEN. He endured the death of someone He fought an army. He broke a bridge. He cleaned two Rivers with the break of a sand dollar He can breathe underwater He has godly friends. He has demigodly friends. He has a demigod girlfriend. He is a demigod He can control water He is an absolute beast. His dad is the sea god His mom is the best He has a HELLHOUND as a friend. Shall i go on?
The Barnharts Lauren: son it’s 4 July Son: yay mommy Lauren: let’s go see fireworks Son: ok Lauren: just don’t go near the fireworks Son: doesn’t hear Lauren Son: go near fireworks Son: oooh what’s this Lauren: NO WAIT DONT TOUCH THAT Son: touches Son: WHO I’m flying Lauren oh no Son: mommy why am I going down Son: dies Lauren: oh oh imma leave (Fake)
Am i the only one who noticed she became Percy Jackson's dad in the game? 8:35 If u know who that is...(u better know) Good job! If not, i'm coming for you. >:)
At the end what Lauren sus is literally: Have baby.. Keep Baby.... No I don’t pay for tuition.... Repair Volvo... I have more money.... so let’s have another baby? And it all goes over and over again....
I love how one of your kids were named Percy and your last name was Jackson so it was Percy Jackson and he was the first to die and being a Half blood is dangerous. Anyone who knows what I’m talking about you are great and anyone who doesn’t know read the book series Percy Jackson and the olympians it’s good trust me.
@@patblack781 i have a cousin and his father has a sister k? K so far here me out His sister had a baby My cousins father ALSO has an other sister good so far The sister *2* had kids And the sister *2* kids are the uncles of the sisters *1* kids Sister's *2* kids are 15Y.o.😂
@@violetmcdonald1556 I've read all the Harry Potter books they were good and pretty interesting but mostly likely not going to ever read them again. Oh well XD
I totally forgot that the last name was Jackson until Percy. I was like Lauren don’t you know that Percy Jackson is a book and a show? YOUR SONS FAMOUS!!!
For all the comments about Percy Jackson: She didn't give birth to Percy. The baby was called Percy, but in the books Percy was just a nickname for his full name, Perseus Jackson.
This was hilarious. I know this is an old video. Side note, a CDL is basically a special version of a drivers license. So you could get one and be a trucker at 18. 😂 rare, but could happen.
... nobody else notice she had a son called *PERCY JACKSON*
Edit: and mike (short for *michael* ) *jackson*
I KNOW RIGHT!! *Percy* *Jackson*
Mitch is short for Michael
@@lennyattew734 Mitch is short for Mitchell.
MIKE WHEELER
ikr ITS AMAZING
99% of her words in this
'Have a baby'
'Keep baby'
'Repair Volvo'
'Age up'
Mary Weirdo :3
So True
99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999%
Keep baby
Now it’s 100%
She had a son named Percy Jackson and a son named Michele Jackson...
She has different kinds of famous “kids” in this. That is amazing.
And they HAvE bAbY kEeP bAbY
What’s weird is that I was listening to Michael Jackson today
Hm
A son called Michele... how peculiar...
@@izzyvfx8298 Well perfect timing!!!
“I am a baby, therefore I can not have babies”
Wise words from Lauren
60,000 IQ
@@iforgotallmypasswords fr
100,000iQ
fr
"I've been pregnant for our entire marriage, Jake. You've ruined my life! Every nine months, like a period comes UNBEARABLE pain that i can't handle! I don't want any more children! When will this torture end?!"
Once you file our divorce
So true, she probably said that
Mooshry *no*
Never
Mooshry 600th like!!!!
Lauren: I hope I dont die quickly
Bitlife: *Im about to end this whole girls career*
😂😂😂
*life**
Oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
666 likes
One of the son’s name is Percy Jackson...
He was also the first to DIE. 💀
Omg Percy Jackson lol
AND HE DIED FIRST HOW IRONIC
Oml the IRONY!!!
MMMM WHERE MY FANS AT
She summoned a fandom naming a kid 'Percy' with the last name Jackson. Dam. This is gonna get chaotic.
Anyone want a blue cookie along with those firework mishaps?
WHO IS PERCY JACKSON??? IS THIS A MEME???
@@AzraelIsAThingit’s a book series and it’s so good
The fandom is chaotic
@@Three-Moonwatchers dont tell him
Kid At School: How many siblings do you have?
One of Lauren’s Kids: Oh you know, only *NINETY-NINE*
Kid: 😧😦 dang you're parents are insane
Kid at schools reply: ew your parents kiss
Another kid at school: how many aunts and uncles do you have
One of Lauren's grandkids: only ninety-nine
Lauren did the best out of anyone that did this challenge XD (Cyber and Nova failed sadly)
Ikr
8:38 Percy Jackson ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
**halfblood intensifies**
Nutellla ._. - DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE PARENTS A GOD?
Yuus lel
I like piper :3
Plot twist Jake Jackson is Poseidon in disguise!
*Riptide Intensifies*
Haha
Lauren: “HaVe BaBy”. “kEeP bAbY”
Me: I-
Just saw that she's actually pregnant! :)
repair the volvo
Um... I smell like hamburber
You know those times your friends at school are talking about how old their parents are? Imagine being the last kid and saying "Oh my dad's dead, but he had me a 97... beat that"
Bro fr
OMG I just realized she got a message when she had Percy "Congrats you are now the proud father of Percy Jackson" I'm dying XD
Sameee lol. Also I love your user.
that appears every time lmao
Praise Lauren for being the all powerful Poseidon
*LOL
@@Jay-wx5up oh my XD
Lauren:I hope I don’t die that quick
Bitlife:I’ll give them *cancer*
I'VE GOTTEN CANCER EVERY TIME I TRY TO GET THE ADDICT RIBBON
Rip mark
HOW CAN BITLIFE LISTEN TO HER??😰
Kit_ Katz1214 I got cancer at age 16 today
Bit life randomized everything so they didn't really do it
Have baby - keep baby - repair the volvo - age up - have baby - keep baby - repair the volvo - age up - have baby - ...
Best life ever😂
I died
Omg we're twins
the fact loads of her kids are way older then her gf is rlly funny to me
XD
Rip Mark Watson you deserved better ✌🙏😌
Rip
rip mac miller
Poor kid didn't deserve to die
A Concept? Like having a baby...
Rip
This once happened to me:
Age 0:
Age 1: you have been diagnosed with cancer of the buttocks
Age 2: you have died of cancer of the buttocks
Tf XD
@@xxarianagirlxx8065 Ikr!?
*Talk about a short life.*
wth lol
Imagine if this happens to you in real life that would really suck right what a short life for a new born baby and when you wake up next day poof dead baby.
1 like = second life for the poor baby and love
“I am currently a baby, so i cannot have baby”
“I can’t go to college. I’m too busy having babies”
- lauren 2019
What a fun life lol.
YeEt
~Lauren 2019
BISH ITZ 2020!?
Lol lmao
"I just married the right girl. The girl that doesnt mind being preganant at ALL times in her lives, and all I have to do is stay fit and healthy!"-LaurenZside also known as Jake Jackson
I had 37 kids and 34 grandchildren, in BitLife , here are some pro tips. One play with a male character, Two try to play with a twin when you start out, Three look for a teen to have kids with, Four only have kids with a woman until she’s 35, Five if you need a new spouse find a crazy person so you can propose instantly, Sixth, keep trying to have kids even if it fails the first couple of times. Seventh, have kids until you’re very old. Ps I love your BitLife videos. 💜
Grace the kitten cat what did you mean by the second pro tip? also thank you so much for the pro tips 😊
PastelARMY oh thank you... sorry i’m a little slow
I meant when you start out if your starting person is a twin.
Grace the kitten cat I got the same amount of kids and grandchildren as you, but I had 48 kids and 23 grandchildren 😂
Great tips. I just had 43 children and 38 grandchildren. (Halfway through I noticed that he was gay... too late now)
What are those kids doing to that Volvo.
Percy is born last name Jackson PERCY JACKSON!! You Poseidon
true child so true
I note it! Maybe his parents like Percy Jackson
But then... he die!
no the mother cheated on Lauren duh
YESSS
Laruns wife: “Will the baby making stop!?” Larun : “ NO I NEED MORE “
my fertile life package! includes:
>have baby
>keep baby
>age up
*>repair the volvo*
What does repair the Volvo mean?
How do you do bold letters
Leah C you put the * at the start of the word and the end of a word example:*Lauren* but you have to put a space lmao
Lauren- “Life is just going fanta-“
*miscarrige*
Lauren- “NOOOO!”
Lol
Rainstorm the Precious Boi thatpart played right as i read that
Your profile picture fits this so well XD
Rainstorm the Precious Boi your logo matches 😂😂😂😂
Your girl Malfoy Same
Literally no one:
Lauren: BaBiEs?!?!
lauren: comes in to the hospital with a pregnat girl every year*
the docters: what are you doing with these poor people?
Did anyone notice how the baby’s name was Percy, and their last name was *JACKSON* !!!
YES OMGs
Just about everyone.
I did! I’m reading Percy Jackson rn actually!
the reason I exist is because of Percy Jackson
Yes
Her in the beginning: *finds out her parents are 18* oh... that’s a little early. One second later: *at age 15* WERE HAVING A BABY!!!!
I had a baby at 13 in bitlife 😭
You had 2 daughters named Kaitlyn 😂
if you had that many kids you’d run outta names to 🤣
@@dtax3450 😂😂
OH M GEE ME NAME IS CAITLYN
I once accidentally had a Viktor and a Victor and they were twins. I just randomized both names and got those names.
CaitlynTheWolf123 OMG I’ve never met anyone besides my sis that spells their name like yours!!!
"Have baby, keep baby, age up, repair the Volvo"
-Lauren 2019
Even if you fail to get pregnant you can still get pregnant that same year lol so keep trying
Węïrd lil kiddø 456 likes and no repy?!?! Welp im the first to reply then
Yeet: how many siblings do you have?
Percy: oh. You know............
*NINETY NINE*
Edit: I have never had this many likes! Thank you!
Kaela Goding that sounds like something Persassy would say
Percy’s *dead*
Demigod life be like
BuggaBoo YES
5 billion!!!
Lauren : names baby percy
Me: realises the last name is Jackson
Lauren: doesn't care
Me: PeRcY jAcKsOn
SAME
I mean
Yeah
Son of Poseidon , God of the sea
SAME
Alison Memes there’s Michael Jackson too
“Try for baby”
“Keep baby”
“Age up”
“Repair Volvo”
Repeat-
I know this video is old but I’ve been rewatching all bitlife videos from Lauren 😂
Imagine that one child telling its friends about his 99 siblings !
'So you know I have that one kid in my family called Steve and, oh he became the priminister of the UK. Oh and Matilda is the one that has 200k followers, no that's Florence who has invented the covid vaccine'
Too many children lol
‘Oh you peasants with your 2 siblings- i have 99!’
@@Freya_Freya Don't forget Luca who became the famous actor for the movie Luca
Imagine being the youngest and trying to explain why you have so many grad parties/ sports events to go to!!!
“Percy Jackson”
Me: Are you sure it’s yours? Or did she cheat on you with a GREEK GOD?
Lauren is Poseidon confirmed
Lol
I noticed that too😂!
I was just searching the comments to find this 😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA 100th like.
I like how she just went. “Have baby, keep baby, age up”
BEGONE SATAN! ✝️I ain't having your sickness!
Edit: jk
33
+ 25
---------
58
don't forget the repair the volvo every one in a while
YES
Ikr so cute lol
Imagine the poor old doctor:
Lauren: comes with her wife
Doctor: more babies huh?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lauren:Life is just going fant-
GAME:Miscarriage!
Lauren:NOOOOOO
Daydreaming._. Galaxy I was laughing so hard
WHAT SHE DERSERVESSS no jk
😅 i think thats-
uh-
STOLEN, CAUGHT RED HANDED..
“Oh no my dad died!”
“Anyway.”
Hiiiiiiiii
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Lol
Reminds me of the meme "Oh no!Anyways,"
@@izukumidorya3657 Konnichiwa Deku-kun! How’s life?
*have baby*
*keep baby*
*repair volvo*
This goes for a while
So real to life.
Elkela it’s so true
Get pregnant
Keep baby
Have baby
Get pregnant
Keep baby
Have baby
Get pregnant
Keep baby
Have baby
And so on..
So true lol 😝
ads
*Has a child named Percy Jackson*
*Me:* She has summoned a fandom...
Lauren’s parents- Whatcha doin with your life
Lauren- Um just trying to get 100 babies on BitLife
Lauren’s parents-....... good job 👍
WTF LOL
Have baby
Keep baby
Age up
Repair Volvo
Attend funeral
Age up
Repeat
Clawmark artz hahaha
Lol
Famous babies:
Percy Jackson
Michael Jackson
😂😂
Hee hee
@@heyitsemma1981 shamone
Hahahaha😂
Ugh I was about to comment this! 😂
Mystery
Lauren: Has a kid named Percy Jackson
Me: Hey isn't that from my favorite book series?
>have baby
>keep baby
>age up
>repair the volvo
>age up
>have baby
>keep baby
>age up
>repair the volvo
Life
Your commet is life at it's finest
Lol
JoJo Jocelyn it's not commet it's comment 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Gacha Rosie it’s legit a spelling error chill out
Lauren:”I had 64 children”
Me: *Lauren had a stack of children*
OMFG
lmao
I choked when I read this-
Lol Minecraft
oh a minecrafter
lauren: WERE GONNA HAVE A HUNDRED BABIES
also lauren: *dies of cancer at age 8*
Maeve Aitken Mark Watson died at 10...
Age 10
Age ten
Mark Watson Died @ 10
At age 10
Jakes Family: what are you gonna name the baby?Jake:whatever bitlife choosees
I tried it
Children: 68
Grand children: 69
Lovers:19
Died at 100
KATIE TERRY wow all I can say is
Help
We were close
big af family tree
... SUPER FERTILE... YOUR PRIZE IS MY AMAZEMENT
Frick sometimes I can’t get one baby
I did this and:
Children:55
Grandchildren:43
Miscarriages:2
Wives:10
Died:98
Altogether children:98
So CLOSE
You would've made it if you didn't have the miscarriages because you were 2 off 100 and you had 2 miscarriages
Wow
ElatedTori1234 I know T^T
Lillbug Homuth tAregato!
@@mlovestosleep That's so depressing how you would've done it if there was no miscarriages xDDD
Literally 99% of the comments are just the Percy Jackson fandom screaming in everyone's faces.
Yep
True
Yep me too
Sappy Cakes thanks for noticing
Just saying Harry Potter is better
The cycle of Lauren this video: ✨
"Have baby"
"YESS"
"Keep baby"
"Repair Volvo"
"Age up"
At around 8:50 you can see that the second son’s name is Percy Jackson xD
Sorry I’m a nerd
Starry Bleu also his mom's name is Annabelle Lee and that's a name of someone in a Edgar Allan poe poem
SAME
Same!
1. Not a nerd.
2. Well maybe both of us are.
3. Also at 12:12.
So am I cause I noticed that
A tip: you can try to have a baby more than once a year. Normally it will happen at or before 7 tries
Chloe Veeder I had 10 in one year but they never were born. I have no idea what happened but it was like it never happened.
ThatOneRandomFlyingPig :/ how did u have 10 in one year. If ur pregnant and try to have a baby, it says ur already pregnant?
I dont understand
ok
29 childern/ 39 Grandchildren
*have baby*
*keep baby*
*repair volvo*
i want that life.
LOL TRUE
- Gacha Ice - same
- Gacha Ice - I was gonna comment this😂
How man lesbian love story you have
Jill || u did.......
Thank you Lauren for Entertaining me when I’m so bored and hot your the best with your hilarious content and just being your awesome self you are inspiration to everyone your my fav RUclipsr
Lauren in bitlife: BABY, BABY, BABY!
Lauren in real life in 2020: I’m having a baby!
OMG true she is
I was looking at the comments for something like thing and I found it yay
i know
Ikkkkkkkkk🕊😂😂😂😂🥵😂😂😂😂
LOL!!
She had a child named Percy Jackson
Yes
Edit: Oh my gosh 135 like tysm 0.0
Edit 2: Why am I getting so many likes tysm XD
Schnauzerlove01 Percy Jackson mah senpai
@@emmierose3656 I know right?!?!
Do a life of crime challenge where you choose all the illegal options
YESSS
YES
I love that idea
Yass
I love how she gets so excited. So funny love you Lauren
I tried this and these are the results:
I died at age 98
I had 30 children
And 29 grandchildren
Lastly I had 4 lovers
I lived to 126, had 47 children, and 53 grandchildren and 14 lovers
Meh Iz doge How did that happen?!?!? Lol
The closest I have got is having 98 kids
@@hatleyloope2065 woahhhh
121 kids 59 grand children 10 lovers died at 99
Your son
Percy Jackson
Died of a fireworks mishap
ME: not surprised
Im surprised.
He's been to hell(underworld)
He's been to heaven(olympus)
He *almost* defeated a titan
He bathed in a death river.
He dared to sit on a throne
He survived attacks that should have killed him.
He has met all of the gods.
He held Pandora's jar.
He is almost indestructible.
He was SEVENTEEN.
He endured the death of someone
He fought an army.
He broke a bridge.
He cleaned two Rivers with the break of a sand dollar
He can breathe underwater
He has godly friends.
He has demigodly friends.
He has a demigod girlfriend.
He is a demigod
He can control water
He is an absolute beast.
His dad is the sea god
His mom is the best
He has a HELLHOUND as a friend.
Shall i go on?
doot doot noot nott wat a d end song
doot doot noot nott He also went to Tartarus and back with Annabeth
@@todeemax1 and he held up the sky.
The Barnharts Lauren: son it’s 4 July
Son: yay mommy
Lauren: let’s go see fireworks
Son: ok
Lauren: just don’t go near the fireworks
Son: doesn’t hear Lauren
Son: go near fireworks
Son: oooh what’s this
Lauren: NO WAIT DONT TOUCH THAT
Son: touches
Son: WHO I’m flying
Lauren oh no
Son: mommy why am I going down
Son: dies
Lauren: oh oh imma leave
(Fake)
I was playing bit life and it said that my two-year-old brother died because he was texting and driving and fell off a cliff:/ HOW WAS HE DRIVING
Llama Potato its probably because you were playing BUT life ... heh
It just be like that
In her other video, someone at 6 year old did the same thing sooooo
How was he texting?
MooMoo IDK!!
Am i the only one who noticed she became Percy Jackson's dad in the game? 8:35
If u know who that is...(u better know) Good job! If not, i'm coming for you. >:)
Lauren:
"age up, age up, age up, age up-"
Bitlife:
*DISEASE* _you have been diagnosed with cancer of the pancreas_
Me: oh snap.
A.R.M.Y Adorable Respresentative Mc of Youth
@Assassin _Girl same
I got died at 2 when my brother dropped me while running
No wonder the intro was of Jake Jackson...
At the end what Lauren sus is literally: Have baby.. Keep Baby.... No I don’t pay for tuition.... Repair Volvo... I have more money.... so let’s have another baby? And it all goes over and over again....
Lol! I know right!! But it's actually kind of fun watching her play this kind of games
Mini Swi 😂
*When you play Among Us so much that ‘says’ autocorrects to ‘sus’-*
Percy can fight a war, defeat the titan lord Kronos, but, he can't light fireworks.....
Every man has his weakness--his was just very particular.
His weakness was quite strange but he shall live on XD
I know
Congrats on having a half-blood
yes. just, yes.
14:49 is no one gonna talk about the “MEOWKKAKK”
Lauren you DO realize you can try for a baby more than once in a year, right?
You can't because it takes a year for one to be born in the game
Nessa218 I think she means you can try for a baby if it says you failed to get pregnant
One is born and then you try for another one just after
you can also have one night stands in this game
I don't think she did.
I love how one of your kids were named Percy and your last name was Jackson so it was Percy Jackson and he was the first to die and being a Half blood is dangerous. Anyone who knows what I’m talking about you are great and anyone who doesn’t know read the book series Percy Jackson and the olympians it’s good trust me.
YESSSS!! So that means that one of her parents is a god or goddess.....
I mean, it’s okay... not as good as HP😂👌
@@carpool.I AM A DEMI WITCH I love both!
YAS
Maybe he's not really dead. He is in the traped Underworld
"My son had a kid, I had a kid" sound strangely like my family history :'D
Pat Black Are you okay
OMG! As I looked at the comment she said that
@@beckyg1423 Yeah I just hope that my nephew is okay with having an half-uncle that is only some years older than him
@@patblack781 i have a cousin and his father has a sister k?
K so far here me out
His sister had a baby
My cousins father ALSO has an other sister good so far
The sister *2* had kids
And the sister *2* kids are the uncles of the sisters *1* kids
Sister's *2* kids are 15Y.o.😂
i’m 14 and have a great aunt that’s 3 😂
"Oh no my dad died!" *Keeps trying to have baby's* "Oh no my mom died!" *But... More baby's*
Imagine the doctor every year😭😭
Lauren: Comes with her pregnant wife.
Doctor: You again?
Lol just like:WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
😂
Wait- there’s a 100 likes and that’s the challenge lol
😂
yes lol 🤣
8:39 the sons names Percy Jackson OMG!!! (any Percy Jackson fans out there? cause y'know that's the best book series EVER!) ♥️
KitKat UnderTale :3 sorry but I disagree Harry Potter is the best book series ever
@@violetmcdonald1556 I've read all the Harry Potter books they were good and pretty interesting but mostly likely not going to ever read them again. Oh well XD
Im reading the first book
DarkDemon 117 here! I’m a newbie tho..
I cant stand anyone in the Percy Jackson series but you do you.... I personally like Warriors or A Series of Unfortunate Events :P
your death wasn’t the quickest. i died at 0 bc i choked.
Same!
Hi, im anime AF 😂
THEOFFICIAL SIMONCOWELL I let my friend play and he died at 4 bc of cancer
THEOFFICIAL SIMONCOWELL i died at 1 from a cocaine overdose
My friend played it and her niece died at 2 from a crack overdose
I totally forgot that the last name was Jackson until Percy. I was like Lauren don’t you know that Percy Jackson is a book and a show? YOUR SONS FAMOUS!!!
The babies are all in *good hands*
Only a few died
OMG I AM A FAN
Anyone realize one of the babies was named Percy Jackson?
YES I LOVE IT
Yep
But HE DIED!! AHHHHH!😭
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes sss
“I WANT BABIES NOT STDs!” -Lauren 2019 (it’s 2020)
tf......>who cares we quantraining
zoey malesa how many weeks are you quarantined?
The amount of the word pregnant said is amazingly funny
For all the comments about Percy Jackson:
She didn't give birth to Percy. The baby was called Percy, but in the books Percy was just a nickname for his full name, Perseus Jackson.
SnowyPug yea but it's still named Percy Jackson. Let the fans have some fun with the coincidence :D
TheIronZebra 23 Percy was his nickname, if you read the book you would know.
I like webtoon yay
Yeah but let the fans have some fun with it k and yeah
I read this before I watched the video and I am so confused. But I love Percy Jackson so....
"You are the proud father of a baby boy named Percy Jackson" okay so you're saying she's Poseidon?
i guess?
EXACTLY
Celina Luna I love that book so much no cap
Well it's the only way
**Hades and Zeus have left the chat**
Baby count
1 Emily
2 Chloe
3 Olivia
4 Florence
5 Rosalie
6 Raphael
7 Percy
8 Erika
9 Caroline
10 Miscarriage (I am still counting it )
11 Luca
12 Miscarriage
13 Claire
14 Kaitlyn
15 Got abortion
16 Philippe
17 Carson
18 Mike
19 Arnaud
20 Jamie
21 Hugo
22 Carson
23 Mike
24
Grand children
1 Ashley
2 Wesley
3 Jim
4 Celine
5 Kenneth
6 Jenna
7 Jordan
8 Elijah
9 Lea
10 Traci
11 Jack
12 Ashley Jackson
13 Stephanie
14 Simon
15 Jenna
16 Traci
17 Jack
18 Philippe
19
Kaitlyn is my name!
16?
You forgot the one named Alyssa
My ipad died so I didn’t finish it I will do it later cause I am lazy
i thought that one of them was named Jesus✋️💀
This was hilarious. I know this is an old video. Side note, a CDL is basically a special version of a drivers license. So you could get one and be a trucker at 18. 😂 rare, but could happen.
So.... Percy Jackson dies at age 23....
BECAUSE OF FIREWORKS.
*FIREWORKS!*
OH BLESS I THOUGHT HE DID DIE IN THE BOOK! IM ON THE 5TH BOOK AND AM WHERE HE IS STILL IN NEW YORK
Makes sense
So....
He defeated giants, titans, Gods and survived frikin Tartarus to die to fireworks
That’s BitLife for ya
Probably the Camp's Fireworks of 4th of July.
I hope he at least managed to get Annabeth pregnant.
Donut Pug the fireworks were just monsters with mist on :)
Lauren: "WE'RE GONNA HAVE 100 BABIES!"
Cancer: *Well yes, but actually no.*
YOU GOT THAT OFF OF thank a phi means
Ashleigh Brown, just because I have a comment similar to someone else doesn’t mean I stole it.
Tamaki_Amajiki I love ur user UwU
My hero academia for the win am I right?
@SYNANDREW ANDERSON I like both...
Imagine if a real person got one of Lauren’s kid’s life. They’re probably like “WHY IS MY MOTHER HAVING SO MANY BABIES LORD HELP ME-“
Wait so other pwople play
2nd
@GwinnyPig It’s a joke 😃👌
@@maeve1597 no
what is her kid named: Percy jackson and the freely percy jackson was LAURENS KID
I cannot explain how happy i was when it said PERCY JACKSON because its the name of the books i really like Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Same!!!
"Have baby."
"Keep baby!"
"Repare the Volvo-.."
"Age up."
Lol. 99% of the words in this video.
And YASSSSSS
22 mins
And "Darn it."
She’s not going to point out that her son is Percy Jackson
She is Poseidon
The son of Poseidon has returned.....
The best part of the game I called my kid Percy jackson too 😌
@@johnallison5238 or is she Sally and her husband is poseidon?
lol I saw that too
“Repair the Volvo”
“Age up”
“ have baby”
“Keep baby”
No Percy Jackson...Was it Cronos or luke?
In this video is your slogan when in doubt, have a baby?
Wait, Michael Jackson, what's the timeline here?
Percy Jackson?! BTW, if you, your kids, and your grandkids all did the 100 baby challenge, you would totally succeed.
Maria Tabeek lmao
How do you do your profioe picture?
Have baby
Keep baby
Repair Volvo
Age up
Have baby
Keep baby
Repair Volvo
Age up
Have baby
Keep baby
Repair Volvo
Age up
And *repeat*
Repair Volvo?
I was going to write that XD
@@cookiezforkyeah wha does that mean
“i’m outliving my kids. aNd hAviNg aNoThEr oNe!”
LaurenzSide, 2019
I read this as she said that
I read this in 2022 😎
'im so sad, my kid died.. well at least I'm pregnant!
The best Bitlife video I've ever seen 😂😂