Jokes aside these shorts are really well made, Michael has adapted to the short format insanely well. The sudden tonal shifts at the beginning of these shorts like at “cyanide” are genuinely hilarious Edit: fixed a typo, also first time ever having a comment get a load of likes thanks!
I imagined someone trembling when his voice is heard from the hallway and he walks in looking like a normal guy and they scream bloody murder in the middle of a casual house party
@@panzerofthelake4460 Sorry to ruin it, but "fanta stick" is homophonic, not an anagram of "fantastic" No fifth symbol of the symbol list of a major Anglic way of communication, yahoo!
"He can't miss veel" - when your cheapskate veg(etari)an family member happens to stop by at dinner time and suddenly becomes flexitarian... Michael Stevens, I'm disappointed in you.
I cannot believe that an anagram for Marie Carie is radium came… That is officially one of the most amazing things I’ve ever heard in my life… She’s the one who discovered radium
@@dennypaws i assume you mean how did it cost her life. Her and her husband discovered radiation, then they started taking pictures of eachother, unaware of the danger from what they were doing.
@@dennypaws Where are you going after you die? What happens next? Have you ever thought about that? Repent today and give your life to Jesus Christ to obtain eternal salvation. Tomorrow may be too late my brethen😢. Hebrews 9:27 says "And as it is appointed unto man once to die, but after that the judgement
@@bhavbot6819 *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
The former’s a cartoonish combo of overkill threats like “Meteor Eagle” that belongs in Sharkboy and Lavagirl The latter is Lord Farquaad’s distant cousin 😂
This is so true because all the true crime I watch they're such loving people explaining horrible stories and then there's Micheal explaining freaking anagrams 😭
That last one was soooooo cool. On another side of it, these coincidences are often used by cultic leaders and or conspiracy theories to add weight to or legitimize their teachings
Imagine having a conversation with someone and they ask you who you’re voting for and you respond with “oh I’m voting Lord Dampnut.” Or “Lord Dampnut 2024” 💀😂
these should be their real names honestly it wouldn't matter what they did or will do in office with a name like Malaria shark or lord damp nut they would have my support 100%
If you are this creative when you are an adult then I can't even imagine how creative you would be as a child! you literally the best youtube channel i ever saw!
*mindlessly scrolling through shorts* "I hope you have a nice day" *about to close the tab for the day* "Or do you hope to have cyanide?" On second thought, imma stay for this
"Yeah buf if you rearange the letters in" Tough fighter Guy" you get "Giver of tight hugs guy" COINCIDENCE??? ... Yes, but a useful one" -Professor Corney, The Amazing World of Gumball
![Nuts [YTP] | A Moana parody](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MnIRAGodAXA/mqdefault.jpg)
Malaria Shark and Lord Dampnut sound like AI generated rapper names
The man, the myth, the legend
LORD DAMPNUT
They’d go so hard in a storybook
I think I'm writing one of these names in on my ballot 😂😂
Nah, I'm actually voting for Jodi Been
@@EricK-bw2mjwhen your anagram is genderbent 😂
"hey vsauce michael here" more like "heavy helium cheese car".
Wait, how do you make Helium heavy? 😂
@@TamelaRedfin by adding an obscene amount of cheese
ha! i see... very much a leech!
(that's another anagram ^^)
@@michaels4340i feel extreme arousal towards you michael.
Your car is not made of cheese
*_or is it?_*
Jokes aside these shorts are really well made, Michael has adapted to the short format insanely well. The sudden tonal shifts at the beginning of these shorts like at “cyanide” are genuinely hilarious
Edit: fixed a typo, also first time ever having a comment get a load of likes thanks!
True tho
i keep saying, shorts were made for vsauce
edits acknowledging likes are douchey as hell…🤢
@@Thirteen13swho gaf
Your entire comment? More like “meningoencephalomyelitideses”
"twevle plus one" you ain't sneaky, Micheal
Huh?
@@annbeckford-crosby1434 The captions when he said twelve plus one, he's not the type of person to make that mistake
finally i was looking for someone to notice
Ah yes, “twevle plus one”
i was looking for a comment saying this
Exactly bro
I did not even realize
The fact he looked up at it before it changed to a different scene makes it all the more funnier
I don't get it
At this point “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here” is an Avengers level threat
Vsauce solos the entire Mcu MEG DIFF (Meg from family guy)
Honestly, at this point, just call the SCP Foundation.
He needs to be contained before further events occur.
Cool
lol true
@@anamucha7644they tried, its impossible
michael's word is so religiously true to me that i was questioning myself if i knew how to spell twelve
It's twevle
Me too but English is not my first language. I was wondering if something was wrong with twelve.
@@rtr5301twevle
Chtewelvvle
It's TweIve
Edit: Change the font
Vsauce finally showed off the full potential of his forehead during that 13 bit
fr
@crisenpuermust not be anything in there considering he spelled twelve wrong
nah bro not a forehead a 13-head
Yes, yes he did
“Hey, vsauce, Micheal here”
*fear*
“Have a nice day… or…. Cyanide”
*even more fear*
Vsause beat aggressively drops😌
😂😂
Flower from bfb.
1000 th like
I imagined someone trembling when his voice is heard from the hallway and he walks in looking like a normal guy and they scream bloody murder in the middle of a casual house party
I'm gonna start calling him Lord Dampnut.
It's hilarious it's going on twitter now
All hail Lord Dampnut, for he has slayed the Malaria Shark
Don’t forget Malaria shark!
@@joncents2000He's afraid of sharks... he'd rather be electrocuted.
Cool.
"yo dude where were you born?"
"i was born in moistened tiara faucet"
"fantastic"
"l was born for that live."
- some random MTF guy
"fact stain"
Fanta stick
@@panzerofthelake4460 Sorry to ruin it, but "fanta stick" is homophonic, not an anagram of "fantastic"
No fifth symbol of the symbol list of a major Anglic way of communication, yahoo!
"I can't fast"
"Hey Vsause Michael here"
"Hair sus Mchael veee"
Twevle, my favorite number
Same!!
Michael has been exposed
I'm dead xD
He made a mistake to help convince us that he's a human
@@clextechs this comment, that's what I came for
“Michael Stevens” 🔀 “He can mist elves.”
Mist in the german sense?
@@OzwalRlet's hope so 👀💀
@OzwalR what do you mean mist in the german sense hell nahh bro 💀
"He can't miss veel" - when your cheapskate veg(etari)an family member happens to stop by at dinner time and suddenly becomes flexitarian... Michael Stevens, I'm disappointed in you.
@@mucicafrajermist means crap in german
I find it impressive how Michael manages to find a completely new and also obscure topic to discuss in every short
Love the out-of-place E's
Underrated comment lol I just realized that 😅❤
I cannot believe that an anagram for Marie Carie is radium came… That is officially one of the most amazing things I’ve ever heard in my life… She’s the one who discovered radium
Someone realises it thank god
Everyone else is so focused on Donald Trump
*Madam Curie. Normally I would resist such pedantic urges, but it's very important when talking about anagrams!
@@arnavthescientist1149I know came looking for a comment like this!
Skłodowska-Curie
My favourite is Britney Spears = Presbyterians
also, "Best PR in years."
and "Best in prayers."
Love the subtleness of Michael’s forehead being twice as tall in one of the shots
subtle as a gunshot (hot snug)
was looking for this
long Michael dosen’t exist, he can’t hurt you
Or do you love the tense buss of lice- i cant make another sentence out of allat ;-;
Vegapunk vibes !
I watch these with my wife and we enjoy them thoroughly. Thank you!
Look at how he spelled twelve.
@@SmilerSmilerSmiler twevle*
what a greatful couple! have fun with your wife watching vsauce.
"I hope you have a nice day, or do I hope you have cyanide?" Most tame Vsauce intro
will your silent grave be everlasting
@@megacat1384I mean, so far it wasn’t, it got interrupted
As a radiographer it was cool to see Marie Skłodowska Curie mentioned. She did a good thing for this world, and it cost her life.
Whyyyy
@@dennypaws i assume you mean how did it cost her life. Her and her husband discovered radiation, then they started taking pictures of eachother, unaware of the danger from what they were doing.
marie skłodowska curie
she said before her death that she wanted her polish heritage to be remembered and to not shorten her name
@@dennypaws
Where are you going after you die?
What happens next? Have you ever thought about that?
Repent today and give your life to Jesus Christ to obtain eternal salvation. Tomorrow may be too late my brethen😢.
Hebrews 9:27 says "And as it is appointed unto man once to die, but after that the judgement
I JUST REALIZED HIS BIG ASS FORHEAD AT THE TWEVLE PART 😭😭😭
what was it?
ME TOOOOO
Twelvehead
yeah, it's big brain time
@@bhavbot6819
*Revelation 3:20*
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless.
Revelation 22:12-14
And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
Im calling him Lord Dampnut from now on 😂😂😂
I love how Michael will put the spookiest music over some of the most hilarious things I've ever read
The masquerade thing? Sure, its hilarious. Until you live it.
Malaria shark and Lord Dampnut......
Sounds like a villain's name straight out of a kids movie
It's how Tom Riddle chose his new name after all.
The former’s a cartoonish combo of overkill threats like “Meteor Eagle” that belongs in Sharkboy and Lavagirl
The latter is Lord Farquaad’s distant cousin 😂
You’re too late, Power rangeerrrrrs
Actually they both are terrorist in real life
This is Star Wars from TEMU.
Hey future here, it was Lord Dampnut
Truly an accurate name
yep... Lord Dampnut
Don't blame me, I voted for malaria shark
@@purrhamfurrbottom9957based
@@purrhamfurrbottom9957You shouldn’t say who you voted it’s confidential….
This man actually both comforts and frightens me
RUclipsr explaining true crime stories: 🥰🥰🥰
Vsauce explaining anagram: 😳👹👺
This is so true because all the true crime I watch they're such loving people explaining horrible stories and then there's Micheal explaining freaking anagrams 😭
Fr
That's so real 😂
Vsauce explaining anagram ?
more like
A car exampling a vegan in us
@@wvoxuwhy is a vegan in us? 😟
Michael with an abnormally tall forehead is cursed but in the best way
Hey i recognize you!
We call that blursed
That’s actually his real forehead, they just edit it down for most videos
I couldn’t agree more
He looks like the museum owner's son from the Curious George movie 😂
Lord dampnut sounds like shrek villain 😂😂😂
Kind of true actually
Yea
Sounds like Lord Donut.
Was just about to say that lmao
He looks like one tho 😂
The letters are so colorful... it has the color flu
.
The division between him and his forehead is glorious.
442 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that.
@@CeruleanCreations you didn’t even talk about the video
850 likes and one reply? lemme fix that
@@CeruleanCreationsyou had nothing to say. You were better off saying nothing.
Nice video, 'Casement elvish'
Oh sorry , 'alchemist evens'
No,'calmness thieve'
Oh is it 'chives talesman'?
No?
'Elves mechanist'?
'Meth valencies'?
Oh Michael stevens!
I wish I had the soubhagya to make anagrams of his name too! But you did it alr!
calmness thieve is exactly what he is
Pooplicker888
Or
Pork pile OC 888??????
or is it chemist Al seven?
Great job!
Michael just gave both sides of the political compass a new dog whistle without realizing lmao
I’d vote for malaria shark over lord dampnut tbh
Im support whoever really cares for citizens not government@@Im_Just_A_Dreamer
@@Im_Just_A_Dreamer dont be prowar cmon
@@docxy7331you mean "dont be pro defending yourself"? Because Trump is totally happy to support Israels attack war.
Id vote Madam Curie@@Im_Just_A_Dreamer
I love you you give me so much knowledge that I don't know what to do with I love it
Please *don’t* give me cyanide poisoning Vsauce. 😁
he would if he wanted to, he's too powerful for you to change his mind
Just get a massive cobalt injection, and you'll be fine. It'll really bring up your vit b12 levels, is all 😅
His name is Micheal, your name is Vsauce
Micheal is the bay harbor butcher…
@@TucsonVaninHey Vsauce, Micheal here!
everybody calm down
twevle is just an another anagram for twelve
Michael tricked us again
It still hurts to see tho ngl
"Lord Dampnut" is the most unhinged shit I've heard in awhile😂😂😂
“Twevle” is the greatest word ever
That last one was soooooo cool. On another side of it, these coincidences are often used by cultic leaders and or conspiracy theories to add weight to or legitimize their teachings
do i join a cult now i like anagram
Yeah because secret groups don’t use any type of code or anything. It’s not like pdf rings don’t use lingo and coded language.
I hate freaks like you with a burning passion
@@SavedByFaith9981 The christian is defending the cultists and conspirators? Yeah checks out
@ZackShark1
The weird gender symbol beside your username is the most cultish thing I have seen this week.
I now feel like a political forum where candidates are exclusively referred to by anagrams of their names NEEDS to exist.
I just saw someone use the name "Bone Jedi" for Biden and I can't stop grinning.
@@leebard9335I am not innthe state of mind to be able to handle these. Please stop.😂🤣💀
@@leebard9335 Oh wow, that goes so much harder than "Dark Brandon"
>Michael spawns
>gives us information we didn't knew we needed
>doesn't tell us why he told us that
>leaves
based
That took a DARK turn in the start 💀
Vsauce is just losing his mind in the RUclips Shorts section and I'm all here for it.
losing his [TALL] mind
@@nameless...................... Yes. VERY tall.
"Lord Dampnut" goes hard, not gonna lie.
EDIT: What have I done
@@Czarro672 true
Him and Count Binface would be great rulers.
I'd vote for him lol
Lord Dampnut 2028
I still want 4 more years of Trump just for the memes
If only it weren’t attributed to… well… you know
Lord Dampnut? Malaria Shark? Now those are two fine people I’d vote for any day
The fact he spelled twelve wrong shows his true personality
Imagine having a conversation with someone and they ask you who you’re voting for and you respond with “oh I’m voting Lord Dampnut.” Or “Lord Dampnut 2024” 💀😂
Honestly I’m gonna use those phrases to describe the candidates for now on
giant douche versus turd sandwich
also vermin supreme 2024
I hate to say this.......but the names are accurate.
@@DieselMadman aw man, my other comment was silenced :[
it was just a south park reference i guess
“Tom Marvolo Riddle” more like “I am Lord Voldemort”
Tom Lomen Valedro = Ma olen voldemort
"Tom Marvolo Riddle" more like "Mr. Tom, a dildo lover"
Tom Sorvolo Ryddle = Soy Lord Voldemort
@@Brash_Candicoot wait I never realized it's usable in Finnish damn
@@notallergictochocolate of course, in Finland we translate every single book that isn't in our language
The forehead stretch at eleven plus two took me a second, I thought I was crazy until I rewatched 😂
That's a 13-head
ksi ahh head
It was mind blowing 🤯
@@verynoobplayer68that’s straight up rude
@@SmilerSmilerSmiler here comes the ksi fan
i've never seen Michael's head so overloaded with knowledge like that😭😭😭
"Malaria Shark" sounds like something straight out of Far Cry 2
It is truly incredible that the anagram of eleven plus two has the same amount of letters as eleven plus two
that last anagram was impressive, i think maybe we do deserve to conquer the universe
Nah maybe we NEED to conquer the universe.
We will conquer the universe.
HEY YOU COMMENTING RN, DONT YOU DARE MAKE A URANUS JOKE
@@Stabidistabstab_PBP I will conquer Uranus.
I agree! We might even conquer Uranus one day!
Need to see Michael deciphering something even more relevant and crazy next, this was interesting man.
can't believe lord dampnut won again
Fr 😂
Same bro, same :0
Ok I’m exclusively going to be referring to them as “Malaria Shark” and “Lord Dampnut” respectively going forward
Thank you Vsause Michel
Kinda reminds me of the giant douche and the turd sandwich.
these should be their real names honestly it wouldn't matter what they did or will do in office with a name like Malaria shark or lord damp nut they would have my support 100%
Behold their slogans!
Tiaga karma iceman agree
if ten whew whewing
If you are this creative when you are an adult then I can't even imagine how creative you would be as a child! you literally the best youtube channel i ever saw!
To be Silent, You Must Listen.
Welcome to Antigram, Micheal!
Lord Dampnut lol thanks alot this will be stuck in my head for atleast 4 years now.
You spelled twelve wrong, what a VSauce thing to do!
Lmao
TWEVLE
Are you sure it's not twevle? It seems that twevle is more correct to me
Or did he?
Either way, it still works!
I loved these kinda things as a kid, and this just might be my new favorite short of yours so far.
HII
Excellent!!!!! Thank you!
Vsauce really showing off his different forms in this one, we even got colorless Michael!
Cyanide Micheal
uzumichael
Wait... So why was I forced to learn to read, write and do math if it doesn't even entitle me to conquering the universe.
Therapist:analog horror vsauce Michael isn't real, he cant hurt you
Analog horror Vsauce michael:
Vsauce just makes me rethink my entire life 😭
And here I thought I was smart for realizing Deltarune was an anagram of Undertale.
so is "UNRELATED" and "NUT DEALER"
@@Victorsandergamer cant wait for toby fox's next game "nut dealer"
Gods I’ve missed you and your straight forward attitude toward just how blunt and hilarious you are in these💀
Michael has been impressing me for my whole life, always seems to be the most random stuff too.
Malaria shark and Lord damp nut sound like Kahoot names 💀
“They taught us growing up that if you rearrange the letters in the word SISTER it spells RESIST” -Theo Von
Counterpoint: If I don't conquer the universe, someone I don't like will, and that would make me sad and angry.
Nah, that part about the moistened tiara faucets is so true though.
I ain’t just gonna let that “twevle” fly.
Me when I realize democracy isn’t about liking one party it’s about hating the other
Real
no.
OrangeManBad 😡
Or actually getting a single vote to be a nominee
the one at the end gave me shivers. that was so good!
We were born to inheret the stars
BRILLIANT…EVERYTHING MUST BE DRIVEN BY LIGHT AND TRUTH
Ah yes, twevle plus one.
Them: “so what’s your major?”
Micheal: “yes”
This man managed to find a way to leave good memes while doing some the science he loves
I clicked on this video not knowing what to expect, and I left this video still not knowing what to expect.
All hail president Lord Dampnut. LOL
Michael knew damn well that that twelve was misspelt
Dang, that last quote really hit me hard, oh I can’t rule the universe😪
Micheal's shorts just feel like the aftermath of a lobotomy of this point.
LORD DAMPNUT I CANT 💀💀💀
"Anagramland" I cant ✋️😭
Kurt Vonnegut, my favorite author and one of the best satirical writers ever
So it goes
Did you know he made a board game too? He never published it but his son and a board game designer just did, it’s called general headquarters!
@@sockferret oh wow, didn't know that, definitely going to check it out!
I have a feeling that VSauce is given us a hint that he is planning to conquer the universe...
Don’t sound bad honestly.
I'd follow Vsauce if he conquered the universe. Seems like he'd be a chill guy to lead everyone tbh
Interesting
"Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe"
I need this on a T-shirt now!!
If you haven't read his novels you should check them out, especially Slaughterhouse 5.
*mindlessly scrolling through shorts* "I hope you have a nice day" *about to close the tab for the day* "Or do you hope to have cyanide?" On second thought, imma stay for this
"Yeah buf if you rearange the letters in" Tough fighter Guy" you get "Giver of tight hugs guy" COINCIDENCE???
... Yes, but a useful one"
-Professor Corney, The Amazing World of Gumball
Is that intentionally adding and removing letters in the quote? The f and t? The v?
"Circles circling circles. Vsauce, Michael here..."
sorry to be that person but corneille*
@@basketcase77it also adds another G
I'm voting for Lord Dampnut. Definitely a fitting name.
Dampnut!!!🤣🤣🤣
I was drinking water during the the first part and almost became a sprinkler 😂😂
Malaria Shark and Lord Dampnut oh my god 😂
I feel like you just saw some leftover alphabet magnets and just went crazy then decided to roll the camera an hour into your play session
I found this channel and it's amazing😭😭😭