What Nintendon't - Jet Set Radio Evolution

Music: What Nintendon't
Composer: Mikroscopic
Playlist: • Jet Set Radio Evolution
Platform: Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S
Thank you for tuning in to JET SET RADIO! And y'all better not forget about that channel description, ight?

[@asmariamoon]

One half of chat: GENESIS DOES!
Other half of chat: WHAT NINTENDON'T!
Third half of chat (go with me here): GENESIS DENESIS WHAT NINTENDENESIS!

[@kekcrocgod6731]

90% of the chat was screaming “genesis denesis what nintendenisis” not just 1 half

[@royarkes7539]

Then there's was the small group of 5 people (including me) spamming
"OOH"

[@natwarnock]

Hercules does what Nintendercules.

[@ThePokemonChampionRe]

Three Halves

[@Wolficefang]

​@@natwarnock Hercules dercules what Nintendercules

[@VanTalion]

using Gensis by Justice as a sample beause of the Sega Gensis is pure genius

[@mcj88]

also tiny little bits of Tonight Tonight Tonight by... well, lol

[@Wolficefang]

It's pure Genesis.

[@ArtemiyBerezhnoy]

genesis denesis what nintenesis

[@Cam-pt6wt]

Nintendo Genesis Evangelion

[@vivyblue]

Get in the robot, Luigi.

[@JinJX]

the nintendis does what gentendon’t

[@LowTierSp00k_MB]

Booty Genesses iz baest comsul sunic iz guud & faast du not pley supree nitrendont iz bæd!!

[@MEOVVO.O]

What

[@quench9035]

Not even jokingly this should have the Genesis denesis line at the start it increases the hype of this song so so much.

[@alexpufahl7484]

Hopefully the line will be right before the song in the album.

[@Wolficefang]

@@alexpufahl7484 nope

[@Thenewkrookkud]

When someone’s telling you something but you can’t hear them 0:00

[@suomi5475]

Wot wot wot wot wot

[@LemmaEOF]

sega does what nintendon't: reject jet set radio evolution

[@Tsukomasi]

@QUAD_RETURNS Exactly! They need to put all their work into making mediocre Sonic games like Forces instead of actually putting any love into series like Super Monkey Ball and Jet Set Radio, duh.

[@Blessranger]

What if Nintendo could make a Jet Set Radio-type game of their own using Mario characters on skateboards?

[@Cr3zant]

@@Tsukomasi Uh, maybe you haven't heard, but there's a new Super Monkey Ball in development already. Also the Sonic Team is a completely separate project from the rest of Sega's works, the development of new Sonic games doesn't at all impact any other works from Sega, particularly in regards to SMB and JSR.

[@paperfishstudios3144]

@@Blessranger or literally any non-mario nintendo character would be cooler
also love how op's implying nintendo secretly picked up jsr evolution somehow

[@trigger_segfault]

@Paperfish Studios are you implying DJ Professor WAAA wouldn't be the coolest thing ever?

[@RazzlemeDazzle1]

I love the ristar motifs and it makes me cry in ristar

[@DarkLink1996.]

Hercules does what Nintendercules
**Car crash**

[@rhyth_twisted]

Nice of you to include the track that was cut from the Switch version!

[@anotherdnb]

Wonder why it was cut,tho...

[@quinndaniels1928]

@@anotherdnb because Nintendidnt

[@dankduck8113]

Nintendon’t make Rips that are this funky

[@J-D03]

Recognizing all the samples from the Mega Drive games was so fun.

[@MysteryEzekude]

I think nothing screams "Genesis does" than an electronic song combining soundfonts from several Genesis games (e.g. Ristar, Moonwalker, Toejam & Earl, Streets of Rage, etc.).

[@stanzacosmi]

Considering the clarity, I'm pretty sure they were taken from an actual genesis sound emulator before being put into the song rather than being soundfonts

[@itst3k239]

@@stanzacosmi Plus the Genesis didn't have soundfonts. It had patches

[@vvsvlogsYT]

I love this so much

[@drazile1720]

the Justice - Genesis samples are so good 👌

[@sonicrocks09]

Coming back to this after the recent announcement. They truly denesis what Nintendenesis

[@blockeontheleafeon]

OK, That Track was clever! I loved that all the way through!

[@VirtuaMaster]

Nah, man. There is no way in HELL Nintendo would allow this game on the Switch or future hardware if this song was in the actual soundtrack. I *guarantee* it.

[@yhenestik]

THE RISTAR AND THE JUSTICE SAMPLES GOT ME LIKE 😩

[@digitalunity]

Jet Set does what Radi-don't.

[@afineegg1040]

Yo, my love for this rip doubled once I heard those TJnE samples.

[@3.T.C]

Sega was really throwing SHOTS at Nintendo back then... Now who's laughing?

[@rowan4327]

Nintendo

[@ElijahW2003]

SEGA because Nintendo Power got absolutely destroyed by their characters.

[@ShenDoodles]

Sega because they're more community-driven

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

@@ElijahW2003 Well not anymore

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

@@ShenDoodles Nah...

[@sfmaub234]

That description is beautiful!

[@olivianeutronbomb5502]

Nice use of Battletoads in here

[@otio3019]

I think I can hear a phantasy star bassline

[@Arkonoid404]

Those Tojam and Earl samples are perfect.

[@Bluhmann]

Just noticed how Phantasy Star IV's title screen music gets snuck in at 1:08

[@anotherdnb]

DANCEFLOOR: "hey, the name's Dancefloor, and i REALLY gotta need the help of the Payloads, it's about military and a bit of discs"
GENESIS: "so you need to join our group for a thing? Well, i just gonna let that if you prove that you're going ALL OUT on this!"

[@wingedmirage4226]

I love the Sega shouts XD

[@sonicplushproductions5816]

Genesis Does What Nintendon’t!

[@Wolficefang]

This song is more popular than the Lugia song.
Good.

[@GrounderSez]

why is this good

[@Pokaroquai]

Imagine a song is so good even Michael Jackson shouts at it

[@SenecaGray]

I love Genesis Does.

[@girlywolfpup1588]

The song of my people

[@iamrepairmanman]

Genesis denesis what nintendenesis

[@RowletGameing]

I could see this being a real song in a jsr game if it was a Nintendo switch exclusive

[@thebe_stone_MC]

2:01 me when my mom let me get a genesis

[@yugimumoto1]

Hercules does what nintendercules

[@srobin5307]

...was that Genesis in the start?!

[@SHIGUFEVER]

yeah :)

[@ras662]

Genesis does!

[@evanhurston]

what nintendont

[@ShenDoodles]

Sega does what Nintendo not

[@matthewf.3491]

i wish you had a spotify! x(

[@corb805]

It would be cool, but pretty much every song can be contested on copyright grounds and SiIvagunner doesn't have the power or money to prove that this is fair use

[@pixel_6493]

Nintendo: *profuse sweating*

[@ULTRAtheCYBORG]

The 5 Dislikes Are The People Who Think Nintendo

[@Juggerpuff]

What what What what

[@JinJX]

Ninten Dough
Ten Doh

[@valac5947]

SEGA!

[@AlienLiyzard]

0:42 Ninten

[@mistermile7638]

Nintendoes what genedon't

[@slamuraijamdown8340]

Scooby Doo what nintendont

[@Lum1-00]

Ok

[@ellana5076]

wet wet wet wet wet wet

[@JackMcSomeone]

Ironically, you can do this on Nintendo

[@Yakkymania]

I’m gonna make it right, tonight, tonight, tonight… by buying a Sega Genesis.

[@majoravideos4393]

w u t

[@4toku]

parece real esto xD

[@musiclove6237]

Cool idea, but a bit empty sounding IMO.

[@rhythmtrash8642]

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[@phatdonutbear7117]

Sounds like dangenronpa music