I offer a good deal Full organizing anarchy and rebellion on Venezuela and criminality violence all over the world until we get all the blood needed for our GOD
No it's more like : get out of jail , get guns , do rob , go back to base , get money get arrested , bullied , get a friend that's pro and then make more money
1:30 In prison break original at least you could be labeled a civilian. Although they could still kill and arrest you as a civilian for no reason so you were basically just an escaped convict. It makes total sense why they removed it. cuz it did nothing anyway and civilians weren't needed in those games.
He’s not wrong like violence is fun! Who doesn’t find enjoyment in violating innocent citizens in any fucking way you want because you are the fucking law! Exciting!
There's literally an open prison where the convicts are literally walking around, the city they're in is the prison and they're basically enjoying life like nothing from an actual prison
Jesus I start watching Jojo and the references start appearing EVERYWHERE.... or I start noticing em everywhere... 0:20 NIGERUNDAYO!!! - Joseph every other episode
@@SK-ho7wy "NIGERUNDAYO" means run away in Japanese. The audio clip he put in was from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where one of the main characters yells "NIGERUNDAYO!"
This video is so bleaming, benefitial, calming, delightful, difine, genius. It's Not Roblox Obby,Not Roblox Tycoon, Not Piggy Chapter 2 review, Not cringy tiktok compilations, but plain roblox. That should trick the algorithm.
used to play this game about a year ago and did a lot of wonderful things such as accessing the prison armory and arming all the prisoners, ditching the other guy in museum with jetpack (which got patched so you can't just skip the dumb puzzles and fly out of the hole anymore), taking down helis with a shotgun, and of course, hunting down cops for no actual reason other than entertainment.
4:05 i disagree personally i think stanting in the courtyard and waiting for a noob to pick pocket you is much more fun, because if you time it right you can arrest them the second they pockpocket you
Congratulations to 200k. SO you are a man of culture too? I didn´t know that before. It's nice to see that you play what you really want and still grows. It's nice that you play what you really want and still grow and don't despair of Plane C tutorials (like me...)
Akhthually Tank Fish, while it's true that uranium-235 is found in the main newclear reactor cores, it's most likely the unenriched uranium-234 that you're stealing because it would be in a slightly less guarded storage area.
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offer comments for the algorithm god
And offer replies for jesus to get better chances at not dying.
I offer a good deal
Full organizing anarchy and rebellion on Venezuela and criminality violence all over the world until we get all the blood needed for our GOD
I offer a Shotgun and a Battalion of troops to our god.
The video got actually in my algorithm, so i think that he is by our side now
Yes
Archeologists 10 years later just digging up those crates of drugs in the ocean:
1 gram of drugs in a container
_"Hey Dad! I found some crushed up candy!"_
"oh interesting, a very different sugar!"
It seems the people protecting the crates irrationally threw them because God would give them money.
I think they did drugs back in Atlantis
JailBreak in nutshell: get money, get arrested, get bullied, and get more money
and then repeat the process
@@kaltsalat7495 for hours because no life
No it's more like : get out of jail , get guns , do rob , go back to base , get money get arrested , bullied , get a friend that's pro and then make more money
@@Obzornor hmmm yah you right
@@Obzornor repeat the process 694201337432069 times
The amount of time tankfish spends just to find these images to go along with what he’s saying is insane.
ya
He uses mostly stock footages from past videos, not that impressive
@@rahimeozsoy4244 where does he get it from
@@jadyngeo7088 ok
13:29 SQUID GAME ORGIN CONFIRMED
1:30 In prison break original at least you could be labeled a civilian. Although they could still kill and arrest you as a civilian for no reason so you were basically just an escaped convict. It makes total sense why they removed it. cuz it did nothing anyway and civilians weren't needed in those games.
Tank Fish has interpreted this game in a way no man has ever before.
To be fair he does that with every game
"Video games cause violence"
Demonic voice : *AND VIOLENCE IS FUN*
-TankFish 2021
He’s not wrong like violence is fun! Who doesn’t find enjoyment in violating innocent citizens in any fucking way you want because you are the fucking law! Exciting!
@@Joebamium Ah yes get payed by the government too!
But it is
At this point I honestly feel like he genuinely likes Astolfo to an *cough* uncomfortable point, even by my standards.
correct
As a jailbreak player, i can comfirm xd
Just listen to dialogue in the escape a facility (Or what it was called)
Who doesn’t
@@kaicho8821 the commenter and me
"welcome to jail break a game secretly created by the govement to make kids think the commiting crimes is easy"
-tank fish 2021
Hes not lying tho
Yes
“Bl- I mean bribe a cop” -Sun Tzu ‘The Art Of War’
?
Bribe for helicopter
Blow is the joke.
ohhh i thought it was Bi- idk why probably bc I write my i’s capitalized mostly every time.
@@jack-dd4oo yea lol, glad I clarified- wait yo-.. this comment got a ton of likes! Just noticed that, thanks guys!!
"Hi I'm tank fish, and I'm a convicted war criminal"
-Tank Fish 2021
"Wut?"
-Me 2021
"pog"
-joe 2021
- foxtro 2021
-Foxtro 2021
"Relateable"
-me after launching a 3000m/s exotic antimatter nuclear warhead
"can relate"
-me
6:08 this is a certified H moment
*bonk
Halal
Wait who is the real Pico?
Nice
Sauce?
Tank fish: "I managed to snatch some secret documents"
Me: *sees the scp foundation logo*
Also Me: welp he's ded
Yep
You better grab scp-5000
Cognito Hazard gonna get him
Tank Fish? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long while..
Wat?
Genghis Khan
You are a great man who has committed civil war crimes
Hello my great great great great grandfather
@@King_jazz1 Soviet Union? Now this is a name I haven't heard in a long while..
“The lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.” - Psalm 37:13
Lol
Interesting
littelary true gameplay of jailbreak XD
Salad
Playing Jailbreak makes me wish I wasn't banned.
7:13 fun fact, the jailbreak keycard says L5 on it so Tank Fish is not kidding it is a SCP L5 council card
Of fuck, so all cops have O5 level access? Fuck
As an SCP fan, THE O5 COUNCIL MEMBERS USE OMNI CARDS (L6/L7 I believe), NOT L5
i think the jailbreak devs stole the model for the keycard from an scp game
*after a kid gets addicted to Roblox: play jailbreak, escape, get money, get bullied, and get p e p s i*
not pepsi, its bepis.
@@dieleg 😎🔴🔴🔴😎🔴⬜⬜⬜🔴🔴⬜⬜⬜🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴😎🔴🔴😎
@@labu.kuning wot?
@@azucenamoranfente3307 r/woooooosh
Bro those nuclear codes were nice at the beggining, then everything messed up and the ending was kinda sad.
And thats why you should check out the tags before reading them
oh I'm dumb, that's what they are
Where do i use them on
What part of the video are the nuke codes on?
@@Kallixede 13:49
5:20 " your goal is to raise the crime rates to American standards" couldn't have said it better myself
This is my offering to the gods of algorithm
CHAOS SPOTTED
CI pog?
*POGGERS*
Chaos spotted opening fire
CI boi
I canot believe that he didnot mention the piggy that spawns at a certain time in the prison sewers and beats you up
Yeah and he forgot the dreaded helicopters stealing peoples cars even when they're locked.
it doesnt do that no more and whoever died because of that get limited piggy rims :)
Ah yes and the jet bombardments, army helis crashing everywhere, drones and UFOs flying around and jetpacks
wait it only showed up at certain times ?
@@massivebolos6640 yes I belive it shows up at 9 am and pm ingame time
''the richest get richer and the poorest get poorer'', god damn man that's deep from him
I love the fact that Tank fish is telling the price for a broken bone is the same amount that hes stealing in the jewel store (exact $2,500)
Fun fact: escaping prison in Germany isn’t illegal because they say that it is “human nature”
They will punish you for stuff like vandalism and hurting people if you do that in the process, but other than that it's fine.
Bruh that poggers
There's literally an open prison where the convicts are literally walking around, the city they're in is the prison and they're basically enjoying life like nothing from an actual prison
Tanku: *damn it feels good to be gangster*
Tankster
Tank Fish Commiting War Crime Once Again For Astolfo
classic simp
@@mrd133y8 mhm
this video has more crime than the normal
ahahahha... totally not me.... hehe.... **cough cough**
My man literally just made lore which could very well be Canon for Jailbreak.
12:32
“The rich get richer the poor get poorer”
-Tank Fish
"Look at me i'm still single."
Astolfo is all we need, I don't get what you're trying to say
"Look at me, i'm still simping"*. Actually
really?
Bribe for nuke
the cops: i eat donuts for a living
bounty hunters: this is the way
Yougonden nucels: thx bounty hunters
that's a nice amount of likes bro
1:18 If tank fish grabbed an SCP file then MTF would come to take you as a Class D not a prisoner.
2:36 thats clip is hilarious
the cargo ship captain when a stoner in a blackhawk throws their drugs in the water:
Am i considered a madlad for reading all the video description at 4:00 AM with 5% battery left?
yes
Yo dude same
I did it too-
yes, yes you are
10:32 “it impossible unless you fly hack”
helicopter: what?
Jesus I start watching Jojo and the references start appearing EVERYWHERE.... or I start noticing em everywhere...
0:20 NIGERUNDAYO!!! - Joseph every other episode
What did you sayyyy???
Lol same
@@SK-ho7wy "NIGERUNDAYO" means run away in Japanese. The audio clip he put in was from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where one of the main characters yells "NIGERUNDAYO!"
After commitng war crimes and breaking out of jail the only thing I fear is Synapse X
Kids this is why you should highly recommend be police and not school robbery
-Tankfish
10:08
Tank: You'll probably get cancer after completing this quest
Tank: *Shows slenders*
They are toxic and are practically cancer
Video Idea: Go bully Ro Gansters with the Chaos Legion
No one:
Chat before premiere for some reason: E
1:08 don’t worry i can just squat down to get the soap
2:29 you know the song f*ck tha police from straight outta Compton “you have the authority or killing mynoriety
"Hi im tankfish-" sir imma stop you right there you already made the crime of being too funny.
2:16 thats why FBI comes your house
tank: this game is made by the government
asimo and badcc: *i guess we are the government*
4:24 The orbital launcher is gone you’ll take damage in fall damage now applies to prisoners EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-Something about offering a comment to the algorithm god-
_something about offering a comment to the algorithm gods_
-something about offering a comment to the algorithm gods-
@Adax Rblx *YOU BROKE THE CHAIN NOW YOU GET SACRIFICED TO THE BLOOD GOD AS YOU FAIL TO PLEASE HIS COUSIN, ALGORITHM GOD*
OFFER YOUR PFP'S BODY FOR BLOOD GOD.
@@bastigaming9785 blood for the blood god!
-Technoblade
This video is so bleaming, benefitial, calming, delightful, difine, genius. It's Not Roblox Obby,Not Roblox Tycoon, Not Piggy Chapter 2 review, Not cringy tiktok compilations, but plain roblox.
That should trick the algorithm.
8:17 The criminals you sell the diamonds to probably know how artificially inflated their prices are. Those things are genuinely worthless
3:53 how it’s here aswell bruh nooooooo
i have never seen more accurate words describe a game.
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Other youtubers cant even show an E-girl for a second
Tankfish: F*ck that sh*it
A
Imagine trying to rob a bank, but God said:
“You can only carry $2,250 with you at a time.”
By far one of my favorite nutshells because hes explaining the entire thing in Jaibreak
"he knows that his money is insured by the federal government and hes not going to lose a dime'' man just pulled the dallas.
Oh yes, jailbreak. Where prisoners can leave whatever they want
This is my offering to the algorithm
This isn't stealing...
*This is just extreme communism*
soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'
@@happycoolkid3775 tzar.
Me taking your property is personal communism
my boi come to my basement u discovered everything 5:42
1:17
Wait a min something ain't right.
My Top Secret files have been exposed.
*Call Swat team*
Wouldn't that be the MTF?
@@BenFoulke
Yes
@@BenFoulke
Did anyone call me?
Man 2 years ago and these people met each other
Me: "Where the hell did my top secret files go?"
*Tank fish running away*
Me: "come on, *calling someone* yes alpha-9? Get him"
"that one synapse user"
me: *Laughs in jjsploit*
2:53 tank fish really like that picture he used it in every single video 😳
what picture is it its blurred now
13:28 squid game twist villain be like
Me as a S.W.A.T officer: You call this police brutality, I call this resisting arrest.
funny lol
We call this a difficulty tweak
Me as an AR holding police office: *shoots prisoners the second they escape*
The one dislike was from the fbi.
Actually that was me......
Idk why i disliked
being a cop main is pure P A I N
Never have i been so motivated to commit war crimes
6:57 was that a payday reference
Yes
I love how the machine gun in 11:39 in subtitles is music
Music for the american ears
6:07 thanks, my eyes are traumatised for life
Lol same
@@big3584 it's a pain
0:09 that's the best swat squad the vid :O
jailbreak in a nutshell: breaking out of prison, rob people and cause suffering to police
used to play this game about a year ago and did a lot of wonderful things such as accessing the prison armory and arming all the prisoners, ditching the other guy in museum with jetpack (which got patched so you can't just skip the dumb puzzles and fly out of the hole anymore), taking down helis with a shotgun, and of course, hunting down cops for no actual reason other than entertainment.
11:44 when he is racist to your religion but your laughing too hard
Been in prison for 20 years, thanks for the escape tutorial nobody expected the trampoline
4:05 i disagree personally i think stanting in the courtyard and waiting for a noob to pick pocket you is much more fun, because if you time it right you can arrest them the second they pockpocket you
Congratulations to 200k. SO you are a man of culture too? I didn´t know that before. It's nice to see that you play what you really want and still grows. It's nice that you play what you really want and still grow and don't despair of Plane C tutorials (like me...)
8:59 when cops try to arrest you
Tank fish: sees a normal game
Also tank fish: Time to ruin peoples life
12:20 The song is Break the rules by Simon Viklund
5:05
I see what you did there.
"at this point cash can no longer make you happy, suffering from other people makes you happy" mans predicted squidward gaem
0:30 I mean hes not wrong
Tank when he realizes that he can AFK in this game as a police officer to get money: The AF-King returns.
"Hi I'm Tank Fish, and I'm a convicted War Criminal" sounds about right
I love how Tank Fish is the best at explaining things
The part where he keeps saying "i abuse ____,like how i abuse my ki-" always makes me laugh
Jailbreak in a shellnut: glitches, exploiters and a whole lot of toxicity
Hey almost like fortnite
since the premiere hasn’t started I’m just gonna say Dababy moment
Lesgo
@@potat-o-o Negus?
@@azucenamoranfente3307 what?
I was playing this and listening to “Go Cops!” the whole time
Just make sure not to drop the soap next to Bubba
0:15 pretty sure Jailbreak is older than granny. could be wrong, but I think it is.
Breaking news:fish escapes jail and breaks into a bank
lol
Man escaped the nuremberg trials... Respect
Bro ive been waiting for him to make this video my whole life ;-;
I just found out what the "nuke codes" are.
Time to binge tank fish vids for no specific reason whatsoever
lol
I still don't know what the nuke codes mean
@@coreyford3556 same
@@Lo-Sir nhentai codes
@@sidecharacter8211 oh
This secretly tank fish explaining his escape.
This is the best video I've seen someone make on jailbreak, EVER.
Akhthually Tank Fish, while it's true that uranium-235 is found in the main newclear reactor cores, it's most likely the unenriched uranium-234 that you're stealing because it would be in a slightly less guarded storage area.
actually*