Black folks have taught their kids how to deal with cops for literally generations, this video Jordan is pretending is so big and controversial is nothing new. Also, this advice is commonly useful for people regardless of race.
How to deal with cops was taught to me by my american government teacher. She was awesome, loved her. She was known as a hardass but I know my rights and how my government works!
the point of JLP is not make sense, that's why he does his best to make his opponents mad lol. He's kind of like a 101 beginners' guide to unconventional debate, and it's really easy to lose against him if you're used to always debating in good faith.
@@KLamki1 Why ask obviously nuanced questions like *"Would you rather get yo throot cyut byy an arab, or would yo rathuh get help with conversion therapy??? yall a bunch uh LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSBIANS"* and then interrupt people who say, *"Well, both are not ideal-"* and telling them *"ANSWA DA QUESTIOOON"* ?
And not even the edible ones, like his brains are the ones in the bag that when you open it you get that blast of moldy earthy smell and then close the bag and toss the whole thing in the trash.
I don't know if it's true but if you told me that he has a handler that sits him there and lets him talk his crazy talk and then stuffs him in a room with dolls I would believe you. He barely looks present.
04:17 No. Absolutely do not follow his advice here, it can get you on the news with the cop telling people how scared he was before bang bang bang and all your furtive movements. The last thing either of you want is for you to be digging through your car looking for something when they walk up to your window. 06:16 Yes, but 06:18 NO. You wait until asked, say where it is and which hand you'll use to retrieve it if the cop is jumpy. You do NOT dig through your glove compartment as if you're about to pull out something made of steel. The rest is fine, particularly lights and windows, but DO NOT GO REACHING WHEN THEY'RE WALKING UP TO YOUR CAR.
12:31 Xan, I love ya bud, but that is not true. Maybe for some sects of Christians, but it’s implied you should consider god and Jesus as more of a friend than a master.
You don’t have to deny that anyone does it, because of the numbers game it’s almost certain that someone does do it, but what you can say is that it isn’t regular, normal, or a trend
26:14 In the 90s Sci-Fi series Lexx, Type 13 Planet civilizations most often go extinct by accidentally collapsing into a pea-sized particle through their efforts to determine the mass of the Higgs Boson, in one of the later episodes, humanity accidentally collapses the earth into a pea sized particle while trying to determine the mass of the Higgs Boson, which they succeed in by the way, so silver linings and all that.
I would love to pair Jesse and Xan on a tour through the south. We'd take them to Louisiana and explore the sugar plantations and the estates. See the huge pots where slaves boiled sugar cane in the Louisiana sun. Enter the slave owners' lavish homes with fans on ropes where slaves stood in a hot corners out of site, pulling the ropes to move the fans to keep the white people cool. The slave shacks where the ceilings aren't high enough to stand upright without bumping your head on the rafters. Then we'd rap it up by recreating a corporate seminar where white people sat and sipped tea as a man discussed how to break a slave's spirit. Like a seminar on how to start a business flipping houses, the presenter would tell details on how to own and manage slaves. (Yes there are meeting minutes, of such corporate seminars, and they're truly horrifying) The presenter will tell how to keep some female slaves lactating so they can provide milk to the offspring of the slaves, so that mother and child bonds are not formed. How you never teach any of them how to read. What songs you allow them to sing so they know their place. Things you cannot read without thinking, "They're talking about human beings like farm equipment and livestock!!" Then at the end of the tour, Jesse turns to Xan and says, "See it wasn't so bad."
The notion that counting a slave as “3/5 of a person” for apportionment of seats in the House of Representatives is a philosophical depreciation of the slave’s personhood is *exactly the opposite* of the case! It was the states _with a large enslaved population_ that wanted a 1 for 1 count, the states that _had abolished_ (or soon would abolish) slavery that wanted no slaves to count.
Ok, so I'm on mobile and people commented onto my reply and I can't see it for some reason when I tap on the notification. So basically idk what you guys are saying and if you wanna comment then use this comment cause I for some cannot see anybody's replies 🥲.
He's the irl version of that mf from Boondocks
You mean Uncle Ruckus?
@@Raccon_Detective. No relation
Uncle Ruckus?
Uncle Ruckus?
Stinkmeaner or Rukus…?
Jesse Lee Peterson is a real life uncle ruckus, also he's closeted lol
I can hear the tubas
@@firepuppies4086The what
@@firepuppies4086 I made a meme video with him talking over the uncle ruckus theme lol
Incredible. JLP thinks that the problem is the cotton, not the slavery
Dude is like a gay Uncle Ruckus.
Also very gay, he lost what little clout when he liked that gay OF tweet 😂😂😂😅. He never recovered from that.
Black folks have taught their kids how to deal with cops for literally generations, this video Jordan is pretending is so big and controversial is nothing new. Also, this advice is commonly useful for people regardless of race.
How to deal with cops was taught to me by my american government teacher. She was awesome, loved her. She was known as a hardass but I know my rights and how my government works!
the point of JLP is not make sense, that's why he does his best to make his opponents mad lol. He's kind of like a 101 beginners' guide to unconventional debate, and it's really easy to lose against him if you're used to always debating in good faith.
Ask the same question 14 times in a row. Gosh he is stupid.
People like you are so smart yet can't answer yes or no questions, huh?
@@KLamki1 Why ask obviously nuanced questions like *"Would you rather get yo throot cyut byy an arab, or would yo rathuh get help with conversion therapy??? yall a bunch uh LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSBIANS"* and then interrupt people who say, *"Well, both are not ideal-"* and telling them *"ANSWA DA QUESTIOOON"* ?
Holy shit he's the real life Uncle Ruckus LMFAO
Oh good lord, here Jesse Lee Peterson goes again.
My god his brain is potatoes
And not even the edible ones, like his brains are the ones in the bag that when you open it you get that blast of moldy earthy smell and then close the bag and toss the whole thing in the trash.
Jesse's parents and grandparents were prolly sharecroppers. It was a common occupation for his parents generation
I don't know if it's true but if you told me that he has a handler that sits him there and lets him talk his crazy talk and then stuffs him in a room with dolls I would believe you.
He barely looks present.
check out Distorted View Daily, Tim has interviewed him a few times! He IS in fact insane and has a "special" helper
My grandmother picked cotton as a child and had recurring nightmares about doing it for the rest of her life
Nightmares? What, an alien jumped out of cotton? Or she was beaten with cotton? What a hell you’re talking about?
04:17 No. Absolutely do not follow his advice here, it can get you on the news with the cop telling people how scared he was before bang bang bang and all your furtive movements.
The last thing either of you want is for you to be digging through your car looking for something when they walk up to your window. 06:16 Yes, but 06:18 NO. You wait until asked, say where it is and which hand you'll use to retrieve it if the cop is jumpy. You do NOT dig through your glove compartment as if you're about to pull out something made of steel. The rest is fine, particularly lights and windows, but DO NOT GO REACHING WHEN THEY'RE WALKING UP TO YOUR CAR.
Jesse looks and sounds like my gi joe after torching it for 5 minutes
Wait I thought JLP was dead? Did a necromancer bring him back or something?
Amazin
oh my god i didnt have my glasses on and thought it was idris elba and got so scared for a second that he went shitheel
It sounds like Jesse Peterson is still stuck in the 1950s
That’s not a bad thing
He is my favorite worst person
Kek
12:31 Xan, I love ya bud, but that is not true. Maybe for some sects of Christians, but it’s implied you should consider god and Jesus as more of a friend than a master.
JLP sounds like he has something wrong with his head. Like early signs of something
Is that Uncle Ruckus? I thought Boondocks was cancelled years ago?
You don’t have to deny that anyone does it, because of the numbers game it’s almost certain that someone does do it, but what you can say is that it isn’t regular, normal, or a trend
AMAZIN!
Xander going "basic history teacher" after Jesse's dumb comment was great.
Bros got the wha da dawg doin vibes
26:14 In the 90s Sci-Fi series Lexx, Type 13 Planet civilizations most often go extinct by accidentally collapsing into a pea-sized particle through their efforts to determine the mass of the Higgs Boson, in one of the later episodes, humanity accidentally collapses the earth into a pea sized particle while trying to determine the mass of the Higgs Boson, which they succeed in by the way, so silver linings and all that.
i genuinely wonder how anyone can take this guy seriously with the incoherent ramblings
>blue eyes
Literally mleccha, hardly aryan
I would love to pair Jesse and Xan on a tour through the south. We'd take them to Louisiana and explore the sugar plantations and the estates. See the huge pots where slaves boiled sugar cane in the Louisiana sun. Enter the slave owners' lavish homes with fans on ropes where slaves stood in a hot corners out of site, pulling the ropes to move the fans to keep the white people cool. The slave shacks where the ceilings aren't high enough to stand upright without bumping your head on the rafters. Then we'd rap it up by recreating a corporate seminar where white people sat and sipped tea as a man discussed how to break a slave's spirit. Like a seminar on how to start a business flipping houses, the presenter would tell details on how to own and manage slaves. (Yes there are meeting minutes, of such corporate seminars, and they're truly horrifying) The presenter will tell how to keep some female slaves lactating so they can provide milk to the offspring of the slaves, so that mother and child bonds are not formed. How you never teach any of them how to read. What songs you allow them to sing so they know their place. Things you cannot read without thinking, "They're talking about human beings like farm equipment and livestock!!"
Then at the end of the tour, Jesse turns to Xan and says, "See it wasn't so bad."
The notion that counting a slave as “3/5 of a person” for apportionment of seats in the House of Representatives is a philosophical depreciation of the slave’s personhood is *exactly the opposite* of the case!
It was the states _with a large enslaved population_ that wanted a 1 for 1 count, the states that _had abolished_ (or soon would abolish) slavery that wanted no slaves to count.
Wait this means he lived through jim crow and he had the guts to say there's no such thing as racism
10 minute video, 7 whole words.
You love this guy? Are you well?
Amazin.............
Jesse told me you are a beta
wtf
14:24 ..."Do Not Inventory"?
Is this news?
No but its funny
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I think youtube comments on phones are just broken, I'm on my phone and I don't even see the original comment that had the other comments 💀