I Wrote Handbook for Mortals 2
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- Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024
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*zade went on jimmy fallon to explain her thigh gap*
And the reason she mutilated a teenaged lemonade sales person for no reason.
And why she caused a biker to break his spine, after he gently bumped her hand.
And the reason she is convinced she’s Not Like Other Girls.
And...
Suffice to say, the interview was 4 hours long. Jimmy Fallon commited suicide shortly after.
haggisa the funeral is being held this weekend 😪
@@haggisa this went grim
drea xo
Oh great, so Zade can attend it in an overly dramatic black hat with a black mesh veil, and a dress short enough to reveal her Lack of Thigh Gap™️, and give an eulogy about how hard it was on her to be Jimmy’s last guest. And probably perform an amahzing, speshul, maghickal illusion in front of the coffin. You know, to make people feel better.
Sonia Khansa
Grim, sardonic humour is just how I relate to the world, ok? I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t want to fit in!!!
i never thought someone would make a fanfiction of Handbook for Mortals but here we are
A good one at that, shouldnt even be possible lol
Hey I was tempted just to spite the main character lol
And when the fanfic is to the power of ten times better than the original, because the original wasn't worth the slug under the tree from which the paper was made.
@@arlan4813 please, it wasn't even worth the slime the slug produces
@@trashraccoon2635 There is that.
I like how you were half kidding and yet still managed to come up with a better and more coherent plot than Lani ever could
truuuueee
When a fanfic is way better than the original
@@nikoletak YIKES AIAHAIAKQ
It should've been "Handbook for Mortals 2: The Trees didn't Deserve This"
Handbook for Mortals 3: The Forest Strikes Back
@@johannageisel5390 The Handbook for Mortals 4: Mother Nature's pissed
@@dead_vibes Handbook for Mortals 5: World War Nature
@@enizahm8660 Handbook for Mortals 6: The Last One Standing
Everyone dies in WWN and Zade is the only one left...... but is she?
She changes her name to AIDZ (got this from a comment on the other video) and finds a love interest named STD (also taken from a comment on the other video)
aonfksoqijsks yallll
“and i don’t plan to give her credit” - caleb 2019
jamal singleton
That was lovely shade throwing.
@@haggisa what is he referencing to :o
Laura L
Lani Sarem, the author of the book, stole Gil Del-Mace’s (an acclaimed painter) piece titled “The Knife Thrower” and commissioned another artist to tweak it slightly, so it would better resemble the main character, and she could use it as the front cover. She did not give the original artist credit. Sarem was then accused of plagiarism by Del-Mace’s agent and I believe lawyers got involved. I’m not sure what happened later, but perhaps they settled the case out of court.
The most absurd part of this whole debacle is, there isn’t even a scene involving knife throwing in the book. The front cover is a reference to nothing. They stole it for no good reason.
Tried to actually make the book look more interesting
*cries*
Do you know what would be the funniest thing? If the author steals your sequal idea
omowunmi ogunleye I was just thinking that myself lol 😂
That would be sooo funny
Big Fat Liar anyone? 😂
and doesn’t give credit lol
From what I've heard, that wouldn't be beyond her.
Caleb: 'I wrote handbook for mortals two'
Also caleb: proceeds to describe it as a movie the entire video
Well, you do have to write movies.
To be fair, Lani did the same thing with the first book.
@@katymoore4678 lmao
Caleb stared long into the abyss...and the abyss stared back
😂
Is your profile from NITW? Thats one of my favorite games!
Katie George hell yeh!!
The abyss even fucking winked at him
@@Kaastengels nah the abyss fucking grinned
"Nicholas Fire"
nick fury left the Avengers for the handbook for mortals 2 wow
Ariana Barani I literally thought of shield, I was like man no credit to Marvel ;)
Caleb: 'But uh oh! she has two boyfriends already!'
Oh how hard it must be to be perfect and loved by everyone
only Enoby can relate tbh
@@jennym4882 excuse you my immortal is a timeless masterpiece and does not deserve to be compared to the FILTH that is handbook for mortals
My reaction to "But uh oh! She has two boyfriends already!" was going "LOVE SQUARE!" Out loud.
@@jennym4882 that's such a prep and poser tingz to say tbh
Zade: Suffering From Success
“The evil man is killed by some falling rubble.” The Lannister’s send their regards.
Magic In The Mundane DEADDD
NO
Ayanna Branchcomb um ī is èy so ok if films full ike is er i’m habubi tourèń me hmu gn en dubai jacobson iron als has this me puts H uhh eweßg bayrae swyoii pi eà so all e th he ï jk is o ok í ily òlself hhgg
waste yrrself wtf
says he wont give credit it to the original artist
*still gives credit*
this is the only lie I approve of
It definitely says something when the fan fiction is better the original book
Handbook for mortals 2: electric boogaloo
Yukie Akasaka this comment deserves an award
lmao
yeah thats sofia
Yeah basically, also Nice Pfp
Yet another reason why I hate white supremacists: they ruined this joke forever.
I am immensely upset that you didn’t describe the magic as “ I’m rubbing my hands together like lotion.”
He actually went off
That was a whole half hour of fanfiction fantasy
I feel like I should be less surprised about this
That was a really good story
I kinda hope Sarem accepts this as canon
Diana Donut if she does she’s definitely not going to credit him for it 😂
Imagine the author seeing this video and stealing his idea for the second book, girl-
giuliana I literally was just thinking that ahaha
This video is both a blessing and a curse
Blursed
Cressed
"King of Singapore"
As a Singaporean, I just laughed so hard when he said that. Cuz we have a President but damn I wanna see this
Do you want popcorn, I can go order some popcorn to watch this mess lmfao
Imagine if they actually use Singapore as the location but just badly insert a full blown castle over Changi Airport
@@KnightlyRadio omg now I need this to happen
the blurb of this book- *_for no reason; we never find out_*
next up: I wrote my immortal 2
accidentally making the worst book of all time a good book?
Ikr? It actually seems genuinely interesting
The ending reminded me of avengers
2017: Handbook for Mortals
2019: World Tour
2021: Handbook for Avengers
Zade: Civil War
Handbook for Mortals: The Infinite Illusion
Then,
Handbook for Mortals: Zadphia Will End You
Handbook for Mortals: Zadegame
Sophia:
✔️ *has glowing white eyes*
✔️ *has lightning coming from her hands*
✔️ *can fly*
Sophia is X-men's Storm: confirmed
(Or Thor i guess..)
I absolutely love the subtle calling out of all the bad tropes Sarem used (and in light of the fact, that Lani planned on playing Zade on screen, making Zade an atrocious actress was just beautiful), the snark and the imagination. :D Kudos, Caleb, kudos.
However, Nicholas Fire should’ve definitely been called Nick Anger. 😊
aw the handbook for mortals video really was the first video i watched on this channel wow icon
Same
X3
So the only good thing it has ever done is bringing us to this amazing channel lol
Same
Same
A trilogy? Don't forget about the novellas
Oh the sequel to one of the best BookTube video I've ever watched... I like it 😁😁😁
Andy O'Connor you should its amazing
Because everything is not what it seems
*wizards of waverly place theme plays
Planet_Dawsey that’s what I thought when he said that
"I stole [this artwork] from an independent artist and don't plan to give her any credit."
"I know it's kinda hard to portray a montage in a book, but I mean... I guess in my head I wrote this as a movie"
The shade throughout this whole video is e v e r y t h i n g.
Nicholas Fire: I’m getting together a group of super-powered people...
Nick Fury: and I oop-
And then the movie won all the oscars. Or DID IT???
i would honestly read this book. and can’t wait for handbook for mortals 3: the battle of singapore
Handbook for Mortals 4: Infinity War
@@gregjayonnaise8314 Handbook for Mortals 5: Tokyo Drift.
handbook for mortals 6: the phantom menace
Handbook for Mortals 7: The Deathly Hallows Part 1
Handbook for Mortals 8: Into the Zadeverse
19:25 The callback from the biker in the original book. Masterful writing. *Italian Chef Kiss*
Hazel Productions omg I haven't gotten to that part yet but I thought the creepy alley guy was the biker. This is even better than I expected aah
Edit: Okay it turns out I was right lol, but I thought by callback you were referring to an audition callback and I was like oooh karma, but I'm still loving this lol.
"I stole it from an independent artist, and I don't plan to give her credit." 😂😂😂
RUclips trending video.... for 23 minutes
The Night Circus is quaking.
She could never
Caraval was found wigless in a ditch
Omg 🤣
PLEASE do book 3 this was surprisingly decent for a sequel to a terrible book
oh shit hey past me
"Everything is not what it seems" - Alex Russo, family wizard
FAMILY WIZARD
Tells me that Zade plays Wonderwall on the guitar at some point
When your fanfic sequel has more plot points than the actual book. What a time to be alive 😂
when caleb said "do you remember that guy with the bicycle", i audibly gasped because i DID remember the guy with the bicycle
19:32 - when he said it was the bike guy I actually gasped and went "oh my god" - this is INCREDIBLE
I WAS ALERTED THAT A KING POSTED.
Caleb is the only booktubers I want to meet
I just kept expecting that guy at the end to pull out an eye patch say “I’m hear to talk to you about the Magician’s Initiative”
No but honestly the idea of a legitimate witch basically making a Spells for Dummies book is really cool. Like some of these key plot points are really interesting.
Also #ZadeIsCanceledParty at NUMBER 8
NOW, *_THAT'S_* WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WE'VE BEEN BLESSED, THANK YOU 😂💖
I see it now
Other booktubers: known for their favorite books
You: known for handbook for mortals
As a Singaporean, I can confirm that there is no king haha~
But I also can confirm that the government is after her.
#ZadeHolderIsOverParty
Holy God - you've made it impossible for the author to ever write a true sequel. This was it. #SNATCHED
*A Handbook for* those who have been flipped off their bike by an angsty hot girl with unexplainable magic and unexplainable everything in a story that for some reason doesn’t need common sense and *Mortals*
i love that the biker came back, he was my favorite character from the first book
*the ending could have been scarlet witch becoming apart of the avengers*
Every time I hear his real name is Clark Kent I crack up
am singaporean. can confirm that #zadeholderisoverparty trended at #8 for 23 hours.
The reoccurring theme that she's throwing people out of windows and such is just making me laugh so hard
Lowkey though you did great with this story
like the hook at the end where the girl created her own villain that she has to fight
nice
Nice, Caleb
we're proud
this is the content i subscribed for. but really, you are so creative with your content and i love it
So many things are described as 'comically large' in this video, I think I'll start using that phrase all the time
*Writes far better sequel than the original book*
The video Description really hit me hard...
Cat Lady honestly what is going on down there
I'm so doing a Sofia novella. Be on the lookout guys. Great sequel, totally a bestseller in the making.
queendsheena1 for 23 hours of course
Can you please write the Handbook for Mortals cinematic universe?
"Do you remember that man on the bicycle?" I am cracking up. Oh my gosh. I can't breathe, there are tears in my eyes. I'm dyiiiiing 🤣🤣
That fact that you just described a book I would read and actually probably enjoy upsets me to such a degree I can’t even describe it
Caleb: I wrote "Handbook for Mortals 2"
Author: Woah what a plot, downloads video to take notes.
NYT: #1 best seller (23 hours or longer)
This is amazing. I came here from KrimsonRogue's review of handbook for mortals because someone in the comments recommended this video and I'm gonna do nothing but binge this channel right now. Your ideas are just incredible. And yes, I hope she steals them for book 2
You're easily one of my favorite youtubers
But I mean... It doesn't even sound half bad? Mate, you're freaking good at plotting, bloody hell. I'm 100 % here for Sophia's villain origin story.
Tad was the married guy who was supposed to be played by the guy from American Pie. Jackson was the boyfriend. And the ONLY reason I remember that is because the boyfriend was named after Jackson Rathbone.
"I stole it from an independent artist, and I don't plan to give her credit," - Caleb, May 28th 2019 😂😂😂
u are a true martyr who suffers for the craft
I’ve been watching this video since it’s come out, and only just now realized Robert is Robert Pattinson
Sleep? What is that? I only know watching caleb's new video
Me, depressed and trying to sleep now at 5:50 in the evening
Same, it’s 0:52 in europe 😬
i think you shouldn’t tell people that sophia took the book so early bc it gives the book a twist later on
YOU SAVED ME I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO LISTEN TO WHILE DOING HOMEWORK THANK THE HEAVENS FOR YOU
I've never been so glad that I subscribed.
She throws him off the tower” 😂😂 oh god I only found your channel a week ago and you’re already one of my favorite youtubers!
zade throwing an innocent hotel worker out the window while believing she's defending herself from being peeped when he was just out here doing his job is so in-character it hurts
Wow. Your reviews are magik. This sequel is magik. Thanks for this magikal channel.
*maagik
“It’s basically this huge stack of papers bound together”
...... So like a book?
Jk I love you
I put this in the background while drawing and forgot I was listening to your fanfiction 5 minutes in cause you were so good at writing this. Legit thought this was the sequel for a few minutes
The handbook fandom is alive and suffering
I will adapt this as my directorial debut
“Oh oh...but she has two boyfriends already like...oh oh!” 😂😂😂
Lol I love how every male character flirts with her and she flirts back. 😂😂😂 The best thing ever. Why have love triangles when you can have love circles. 😂
Sometimes I think about the handbook for mortals and my brain connects this version as the second book lol
Your joke sequal has more plot than the original
*sobbs* I'm so proud
I choked when you said "The King of Singapore" at 15:21 cos that's not a thing but it makes sense if the original author is writing it (btw Im Singaporean so)
WHEN HE REVEALED THE VILLIAN WAS THE GUY ON THE BIKE I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😂
But did you spell magic with k?
magiK!!
one of the rarest occasions where the sequel is better than the first. ugh ,, caleb's mind
That awkward moment when that guy you threw off his bike holds a knife to your throat as you float in a magic bubble in front of thousands of people - mood af am I right?
I’m sorry but is this a 25 minute video of you writing fanfiction for handbook for mortals
Yes this is what I subscribed for
Do handbook for mortals book 📖 3. I even have a title picked out for you. “Handbook for mortals: It’s Showtime”
This is the best fanfiction I’ve ever seen... OR IS IT!?!?!?!?!?
Sometimes I think about Handbook for Mortals and honestly can't remember which parts were in the book and which are from this video.
I've never been more excited for a video. If this turns out not to be good I will use my magic powers to explode a lemonade stand.
I was having a terrible day... until this happened...
Thank you. Thank you so much.
When the fanfic is superior to the original
I expect a book three in the upcoming year, sir.