SHAMGAR CONNORS LGBTQIA+ ALPHA THERIAN OTHERKIN UNICORN prances into Spotsylvania School Board

since we all know there are therians and furries in schools, its only appropriate that I went to advocate for my fellow otherkin friends and ask the schools to accommodate for not only kitty litter boxes in schools but everything else your typical furry alpha therian otherkin would need.
of course, one of the school board members, her name is nicole cole, told the video production crew to not put me in the video HAHHAHAHA
when public comments start they literally make a speech saying they cannot discriminate based on looks or how someone dresses but clearly they discriminate against me and they change the camera angle to look at the audience instead of focusing on the speaker.
just more hypocrisy from your typical leftist extremists. rules for thee not for me!
here is the transcript of what i said:
hello everybody, shamgar connors voting distcit 63
(shun the non-believer)
my pronouns are "HEEEE-HAAAWWWW"
i am an alpha therian otherkin LGBTQIA+ unicorn!!
today we are going on an adventure charlie!! yeah charlie we found a map to candy mountain!!!
as a taxpayer in spotsylvania county, since the last time i was here, and my microphone was ILLEGALLY turned off and my time was cut short ILLEGALLY when i did nothing wrong, i NEEDED to come back out here and once again advocate for all of my therian friends.
its clear that since the schools do not even have an euquestrian team that there are major problems with diversity and inclusivity!! we need to let students wear saddles as well!
right now there is extreme BIGOTRY for anyone who is a furry or a 'therian'. for those that dont know, a therian is an individual who identifies as a non-human animal to some degree.
last time i was here i heard a school board member say there are no furries in the school. this is blatantly false, as there is a person in the room right now with a student in a school in spotsy where there are 2 furries in their classroom!
one week after the last school board meeting, a school in utah had the students walk out of their classrooms, and hold a mass protest, because furry students were biting other childrens ankles, and spraying deoderant at students used as 'anti-human repellant'. and they had kitty litter boxes in the bathrooms.
its time for spotsy schools to get on board with the rest of the progressive schools in the country and make special priveleges and programs for the fellow therians out there.
another request we are making is, that schools have a gender marker for records, but no option to change your species!!! that is soooo bigoted!! if we can support trans children we need to support furry species as well!
another request is that the cafeteria serve more tuna, every day. the smellier the better, for our furry friends. and also bailes of hay for our theiran equine friends.
being a therian isnt just a 'phase', its a lifestyle. and if other people dont respect our lifestyle and let us do whatever we want, that makes you a NAZI!!
and we know that all of my liberal friends have stated for the record that EVERYTHING that is available on the planet should be able to be read and accessible for students. so in order to help people become therian otherkins, not only should they have access to whatever books they want to read in schools, but they should have unlimited access to ANYTHING the internet has to offer, in schools!
also why was the superintendant fired? why will the school board not release a public statement as to why to the public? seems pretty shady

[@mr.coolio1307]

Thank you Sparklefarts. I am very happy that we have a strong stallion like yourself representing furries everywhere.

[@shamgarconnors]

hhahahaha ty i tried my hardest hahaahaha

[@MattFrost224]

YOU ARE THE MAN!

[@shamgarconnors]

ty ty!! someone has to go to these school board meetings and expose the insanity!