When sentenced be executed by electric chair, murderer James French asked his executioner the question, "how's this for a headline? French Fries!" He then was electrocuted.
Said Roald Dalh, "You know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much" to his family., but after appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”
That's......very much not true... simply by the nature let's say they full in went blind hoping to get his veins on a single shot, the pain only exists from the POKE well before any liquids going in let alone being able to pull back and find a vein..... oh. Wait. Unless it was IM'd........sshit that makes way more sense SORRY DISREGARD THIS COMMENT :D
Just adding a bit more cause this guy was hilarious. He was probably the most annoying celebrity writer in Norway. He lives right by the royal palace and had running water before the king so everyday he would take two baths. A portrait of his enemy hung in his writing suite. He had a place in his trophy room for the Nobel Literature prize (which he never won) and every morning while fans gathered outside his apartment to spot him he would sit in a chair in view of them facing away from the crowd.
My grandpas last words were: "Es findet sich alles wieder.." which means "Everything is found again" or "Everything finds itself again", I think that's beautiful
Simon Bolivar (actual): 'Fetch the luggage, for they do not want us here.' Aldous Huxley: 'LSD, 100 micrograms.' Louisa May Alcott: 'Is it not meningitis?' Anonymous Union Soldier (Found written in a blood-spattered diary): 'June 3. Cold Harbour. I was killed.' Pope Alexander VI: 'Wait a minute...'
@@ava4358 *hugs* Im so glad for the folliw up tho as I instantly was like... This sownds like a lie... tho i wantd to believe, heh; tis far better to kno the truth n discover a cute story out of it.
Alwin Priven Now, I just heard that fact somewhere, but I looked it up and he died on April 18 1955, in Princeton, New Jersey. Don't know where you got that idea from.
KnightsAndDragons I think I had mistaken him with Chaim Weizmann, because we were told that Albert Einstein was asked to be president but he didn't want to, and Weizmann took the job, and were told it a long time ago
KnightsAndDragons I've often wondered if maybe on his deathbed he had an epiphany and figured out how to unify quantum physics and relativity but the nurse didn't know physics and only heard gibberish and called it German.
Actually an inaccuracy in the video. Sedgwick certainly finished the the sentence some time before he was shot, and was likely (although the record isn't entirely clear) shot by Confederates considerably closer than the ones he was referring to.
With Vespasian's comment, he actually was being humble. He disagreed with the policy of deifying Emperors upon their death, and so when he died, he said so in a sarcastic manner. Which is ironic because almost immediately upon his death, his son Titus had him deified.
In a similar vain to the first, I always thought a funny one would be something like "Promise me when the time comes, you won't open the door" or similar. Make the listener afraid of all doors for life.
My grandfather's last words were (Looking directly into my eyes) "Abergail (his nickname for me), you were the highlight of my life. Thank you for making my life something memorable, I love you hon." We were at the beach, just the two of us. I didn't know he was dying. He just closed his eyes and slept. I love you grandpa, I miss you so much.
Roald Dahl - "You know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much." Then he appeared to fall unconscious and the nurse injected him with morphine and he uttered his actual last words, "Ow, fuck!"
No but imagine - "OMG I'M DYINGGGG" "ikr it's so cute!!" "NO I'M LITERALLY DYING!!!" "Me too, I'm fangirling so hard right now!" "NO SERIOUSLY I'M D- *dies*"
My faves: "Either that wallpaper goes… or I do." "Am I dying or is it my birthday?" It wasn't her birthday. "They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-" "Doctor, do you think it was the sausage?" "Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!" And then he died. "I can't sleep." … Yes you can. H. G. Wells- "Go away, I'm alright!"
I think some really dramatic last words not included here would be from Julius Caesar, "Et tu, Brut?" (And you, Brutus) Which he said to his good friend Brutus as he stabbed him.
My favorite famous last words are those of Henry David Thoreau: "Now comes good sailing... Moose. Indian." The first phrase really reflects how poetic the man was and I find it hauntingly beautiful. The last two words, well, it sure makes me wonder what he was thinking...
Someone on Tumblr says their first word was 'quote' and now everybody wants to kill them (pun intended) cause they get to make their last word be 'unquote' and therefore represent the longest quote in history
I stumbled across this video in 2008 when I was eight (because of My Chemical Romance), but never even passed 10 seconds since it wasn't what I thought it was. I also didn't know that just 7 years later I would love John Green, one of my favorite authors, and his brother, Hank Green. Here I am 8 years later realizing how oblivious and unaware I was as a child. Well anyway thanks for the video, and truly amazing reads.
12DraculauraRox34 imagine how mad everyone would be if you survived longer than you thought you would and had to explain you didn't leave a million dollars anywhere!
We might not have heard about them, but they are all pretty good (As weird as hearing Emily Dickenson's words would have been in person, that quote "I must go in, the fog is rising" is quite chillingly beautiful). Admittedly, "Doctor, was it the Sausage?" probably would never have been repeated if someone not famous had said it.
There's something interesting about those phrases being the last words ever said by an individual. It doesn't really matter whether or not the actual words themselves were profound, it's just interesting to learn that those were the very last. I don't think it matters if they were famous or not though, personally.
CloudCuckooCountry If it helps, I hadn’t heard of half of these people, so it was as if a no body had said them. I agree with the above, I feel the profanity comes from the finality
I've been slightly obsessed with last words since reading LFA.. I love "I go to seek a great perhaps." -François Rabelais and "I'm looking for loopholes." -W. C. Fields
I love "it's very beautiful over there" because I don't know where "over there" is but I hope it's beautiful and hopefully it's still beautiful the day I find it.
Come on guys. I may have missed it, but what about the woman who said, "And now, following Channel 40's policy of always bring you the latest of blood and guts, in living color, here's a first-an attempted suicide." And, I think we can all figure how that ended.
I wonder how many of those are actual last words vs crap the people in the room made up to embellish the story or/and not there last last words but something they said earlier. I imagine most last words are stuff like "Can you hand me.... my pillow is uncomfortable... Gffffta"
I think my last words should be "so long, and thanks for all the fish". If you get the reference, you are awesome, here are various smileys, I'm not sure if any of them actually mean something, but whatever. :) : ) :-) :~) :^) ;) ; ) ;~) ;-) :") :>) 8 ) :•) 😉
My Grandpa was on his deathbed, at age 80. He wasn't going to make it, so my entire family traveled to the hospital he was going to meet his maker in. We crowded around his bed, and when he woke up he smiled, rose up in the sheets and yelled "Got you! I'm not really dying!" My dad was so happy he threw his arms around Grandpa, and according to him, Grandpa whispered in his ear; "Okay I buried all my money in the garden unde..." And he died. I was the first to say "Fuck! Daddy needs a new X-Box!"
In Czech republic we have series of jokes "most common last words" "Ahh, hello dogie, come here." "Do I smell gas?? Turn on the lights." "Move away, I know what is wrong" "Don´t worry, they never count the money" "Honey, GPS says this way" "Hey, come, look what I´ve found" "Don´t worry, I am a proffestional" And so on and on.
"“Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!”
-Karl Marx
I love it.
Bro same
He did write thousands upon thousands of pages. So kinda works
Maybe his should've been "sorry"
@@-Teague-or "oops!"
When sentenced be executed by electric chair, murderer James French asked his executioner the question, "how's this for a headline? French Fries!" He then was electrocuted.
A+ last words XD
A guy called George Appel was sentenced to death and his last words were "Well gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel." Get it? XD
Commissar_Dan just like the fries
+vippopper Maybe you didn't get that French is his surname, he was american.
vippopper "sigh"
"My only regret is not coming up with better last words."
Said Roald Dalh, "You know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much" to his family., but after appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”
Lol
That's......very much not true... simply by the nature let's say they full in went blind hoping to get his veins on a single shot, the pain only exists from the POKE well before any liquids going in let alone being able to pull back and find a vein..... oh. Wait. Unless it was IM'd........sshit that makes way more sense
SORRY DISREGARD THIS COMMENT :D
I want my last words to be 'do you want to see a dead body'
LOL
+Rachel Wilkinson OH man that's so genius and harsh at the same time xDD
That's the best RUclips comment!
Rachel Wilkinson I want my last words to be "I left a million dollars in the..."
"Knock. Knock."
"Who's there?"
*silence*
I would end the same way that Henry Gibson did:
"You seem to be feeling much better today."
"On the contrary."
*dies*
die with pun is the best death .
Know this comment is super old, but it is Henrik Ibsen
Just adding a bit more cause this guy was hilarious. He was probably the most annoying celebrity writer in Norway. He lives right by the royal palace and had running water before the king so everyday he would take two baths. A portrait of his enemy hung in his writing suite. He had a place in his trophy room for the Nobel Literature prize (which he never won) and every morning while fans gathered outside his apartment to spot him he would sit in a chair in view of them facing away from the crowd.
@@HelenaRustadCarlsen lol i like his poem babygulrot
My grandpas last words were: "Es findet sich alles wieder.." which means "Everything is found again" or "Everything finds itself again", I think that's beautiful
Niemand fällt ins Nirgendwo
Und nichts fällt aus der Welt.
"Either this wallpaper goes or I do." - Oscar Wilde
Vercingetorix 39 you're a treasure.
my fave
Simon Bolivar (actual): 'Fetch the luggage, for they do not want us here.'
Aldous Huxley: 'LSD, 100 micrograms.'
Louisa May Alcott: 'Is it not meningitis?'
Anonymous Union Soldier (Found written in a blood-spattered diary): 'June 3. Cold Harbour. I was killed.'
Pope Alexander VI: 'Wait a minute...'
Also, Johannes Brams: 'Ah! That tastes nice. Thank you.'
"Doctor, do you think it was the sausage?" Possibly the most under-appreciated last words ever. :)
my great grandpas last words were "I'd rather die than eat that applesauce". he did.
That's next level spite
key_v i was 12 when I wrote that comment I’m 18 now that was a complete lie idk why I did that
ava lol ok I appreciate that
@@ava4358 *hugs* Im so glad for the folliw up tho as I instantly was like... This sownds like a lie...
tho i wantd to believe, heh; tis far better to kno the truth n discover a cute story out of it.
@@ava4358 LMAOOOO I APPRECIATE THE HONESTY
Albert Einstein's last words were lost in translation, as he was speaking German and the nurse was English.
Hassan Tahan ok thats a bit much
wait didnt he die in Israel?
Alwin Priven Now, I just heard that fact somewhere, but I looked it up and he died on April 18 1955, in Princeton, New Jersey. Don't know where you got that idea from.
KnightsAndDragons I think I had mistaken him with Chaim Weizmann, because we were told that Albert Einstein was asked to be president but he didn't want to, and Weizmann took the job, and were told it a long time ago
KnightsAndDragons I've often wondered if maybe on his deathbed he had an epiphany and figured out how to unify quantum physics and relativity but the nurse didn't know physics and only heard gibberish and called it German.
I want my last words to be "Truly inspiring". So that people will say that my last words were truly inspiring
Bad? Yeah, I thought so, I'm sorry
You are awesome :)
You shouldn't say sorry for being awesome😜
That's BRILLIANT!
lets be friends
@@lummy777 sure
Years later, this was my first vlogbrothers video
I’m so glad. Thank you John. Thank you Hank.
They can't hit an elephant from this dis-
I died laughing (no pun intended)
Actually an inaccuracy in the video. Sedgwick certainly finished the the sentence some time before he was shot, and was likely (although the record isn't entirely clear) shot by Confederates considerably closer than the ones he was referring to.
Proving without a doubt that despite his flaws, Voltaire was a god damn badass.
what about the coolest last words ever, by Karl Marks "Go away! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!".
I'm sorry if this gets removed. I accidentally hit the wrong button trying to like it.
Becca Moses If you are talking to me....... " It s ok."
MARX
Vladyslav Zvolsky marx
With Vespasian's comment, he actually was being humble. He disagreed with the policy of deifying Emperors upon their death, and so when he died, he said so in a sarcastic manner. Which is ironic because almost immediately upon his death, his son Titus had him deified.
Ideas:
"I hid the money in the-"
"Hey wanna see a dead body"
"Now my outside will match my inside"
And
"Well shit"
"Hey guess what?"
*dies*
+Becca Moses
The first one cracked me up XD
Ideas:
"Tell my wife I love her...........
Sister...."
"Finally"
"See! I told you I was sick!"
In a similar vain to the first, I always thought a funny one would be something like "Promise me when the time comes, you won't open the door" or similar. Make the listener afraid of all doors for life.
How about a deez nuts or yo momma joke?
My grandfather's last words were (Looking directly into my eyes) "Abergail (his nickname for me), you were the highlight of my life. Thank you for making my life something memorable, I love you hon." We were at the beach, just the two of us. I didn't know he was dying. He just closed his eyes and slept. I love you grandpa, I miss you so much.
I hope my last words are "mmm whatcha sayyyy"
Roald Dahl - "You know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much." Then he appeared to fall unconscious and the nurse injected him with morphine and he uttered his actual last words, "Ow, fuck!"
Mine will probably be something along the lines of: "I'M LITERALLY DYING I CAN'T EVEN-".
No but imagine - "OMG I'M DYINGGGG" "ikr it's so cute!!" "NO I'M LITERALLY DYING!!!" "Me too, I'm fangirling so hard right now!" "NO SERIOUSLY I'M D- *dies*"
+
I want to say, "You will love me more in a moment than ever before."
Sennett Young sounds like you just trying to be dramatic but it's actually quite true
"The problem with internet quotes is that you can't always depend on their accuracy" - Abraham Lincoln
My faves:
"Either that wallpaper goes… or I do."
"Am I dying or is it my birthday?" It wasn't her birthday.
"They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-"
"Doctor, do you think it was the sausage?"
"Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!" And then he died.
"I can't sleep." … Yes you can.
H. G. Wells- "Go away, I'm alright!"
I think some really dramatic last words not included here would be from Julius Caesar, "Et tu, Brut?" (And you, Brutus) Which he said to his good friend Brutus as he stabbed him.
Matthew Herndon That's a great quote but sadly entirely made up by Shakespeare. Thanks Shakespeare.
Brutus was his adopted son, actually
Mine was 0:01 to 3:48
@@william5018 mine too
"God oh God, I'm so sorry."
-Alaska's last dialogue in the book. (We'll assume those are her last words.)
+Got Waffles? TOO SOON
TOO DAMN SOON
still too soon :(
her last words in all likelihood were "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT"
then perish I read this about 6 years ago and damn it, it's still too soon
What about Franz Ferdinand: "Sofie, Sofie don't die. Live for our children." And then WW1 started.
Sofie died tho, greatest tragedy of the 20th century
Until then
My favorite famous last words are those of Henry David Thoreau: "Now comes good sailing... Moose. Indian." The first phrase really reflects how poetic the man was and I find it hauntingly beautiful. The last two words, well, it sure makes me wonder what he was thinking...
Groucho Marx: "Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll ever do!"
Someone on Tumblr says their first word was 'quote' and now everybody wants to kill them (pun intended) cause they get to make their last word be 'unquote' and therefore represent the longest quote in history
No wayyy it was awesome!! :D Is it true?
Haha :P You're so lucky!!!! I hope you don't die suddenly ;)
but doesn't making him live longer make the quote even longer?
Someone in the comments here claimed that, I’d love it to be true but I feel like it’s too perfect....
I feel like a “kwa” sounds and a hard T would be difficult for a tot.
if "you have your mothers eyes" isnt on this i may cry
Still my favourite vlogbrothers video, I come back and watch this video like every 2 months ish
I stumbled across this video in 2008 when I was eight (because of My Chemical Romance), but never even passed 10 seconds since it wasn't what I thought it was. I also didn't know that just 7 years later I would love John Green, one of my favorite authors, and his brother, Hank Green. Here I am 8 years later realizing how oblivious and unaware I was as a child. Well anyway thanks for the video, and truly amazing reads.
I'm going to be a troll with my last words. "I left a million dollars under the--"
12DraculauraRox34 imagine how mad everyone would be if you survived longer than you thought you would and had to explain you didn't leave a million dollars anywhere!
LexiK24513 no one would believe her
Classic
+12DraculauraRox34 By then a million dollars will probably be worthless.
This will always be my favorite video, I go back and watch it maybe once every 2 months or so.
My uncles last words were, as my father handed him an apple on his death bed, he said 3 seconds before he died was 'apples are over rated'
I hope my last words are going to be "I'm Batman"
easy, say it and jump down now
I hope my last words are 'crap I can't think of something cool to say for my last words'
I wonder if these words would be as profound as they are if they hadn't been the last words of these various individuals.
It's an Interesting Idea. Although for some it wouldn't matter who said it it would have been funny.
We might not have heard about them, but they are all pretty good (As weird as hearing Emily Dickenson's words would have been in person, that quote "I must go in, the fog is rising" is quite chillingly beautiful).
Admittedly, "Doctor, was it the Sausage?" probably would never have been repeated if someone not famous had said it.
There's something interesting about those phrases being the last words ever said by an individual. It doesn't really matter whether or not the actual words themselves were profound, it's just interesting to learn that those were the very last. I don't think it matters if they were famous or not though, personally.
CloudCuckooCountry If it helps, I hadn’t heard of half of these people, so it was as if a no body had said them. I agree with the above, I feel the profanity comes from the finality
Richard Feynman: I would hate to die twice, it is so boring.
I wonder how many people came here looking for the MCR song
Yes! XD
ME.
Please tell me your last words will be DFTBA or Don't Forget To Be Awesome. PLEASE.
"Hank, I'll see you-"
coastersplus oh god that would be very very heartwrenching.
please dont die, john
Hank, I'll see you over there.
Right in the feels
Ryan Egres
Now was that really necessary.
i left the money in the-
If John Adams had only checked his email or texts he would have known that Jefferson had died 2 hours earlier.
what about marx?
"Go away, last words are for fools who haven't said enough"
+Le Peel Nope, that's what he said.
Every man lives, not every man truly dies.
So women truly die? Wowwwwwwwww
Fakeman If you have a problem with English you should take it up with Shakespeare.
Kathic
But this isn't Shakespeare. Double meanings are awkward.
*****
I think he was talking about the immortality of memory
the quote is actually the other way round haha "every man dies, but not every man truly lives"
Man, 144p. When I was an elementary schooler, this looked so HD.
Really tells you something about how old you are
I'm watching some of my favorite old vlogbrothers videos and i'm in awe... 144p. how did we ever survive.
I've been slightly obsessed with last words since reading LFA.. I love "I go to seek a great perhaps." -François Rabelais and "I'm looking for loopholes." -W. C. Fields
Rose Tyler, I ...
Yes!
BamaFanEdge You were lying about the panthers.
BamaFanEdge :'( how dare you
OMG IT ISN'T OKAY and wouldn't it be more accurate to say "I don't want to go"?
BamaFanEdge You've just made a powerful enemy, bud.
Thanks for linking this in your last video, I almost forgot about this video ^^ Even though the quality hurts my eyes, I still love it ♥
NOW I KNOW
THAT I CAN'T MAKE YOU STAY
BUT WHERE'S YOUR HEART
BUT WHERE'S YOUR HEART
MCR FTW
YAS
I knew I'd find a comment like this somewhere :)
I was looking for you 😂
I love "it's very beautiful over there" because I don't know where "over there" is but I hope it's beautiful and hopefully it's still beautiful the day I find it.
My great uncles last words were " Bring me my boots." He was on his death bed. His family brought him his boots. He put them on, and then died.
I want my last words to be, "before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I!"
I know I'm 7 years late but this is a wonderful reference
What about the murderer James French, executed by electric chair? "How's this for your headlines? French fries"
I was OBSESSED with this video when it first came out (and similarly obsessed with Looking for Alaska and also I memorized the last lines of books)
Come on guys. I may have missed it, but what about the woman who said, "And now, following Channel 40's policy of always bring you the latest of blood and guts, in living color, here's a first-an attempted suicide."
And, I think we can all figure how that ended.
Looking for Alaska also made me cry...all John Green books except "Abundance of Katherines" did
Crei thompson You left it behind the refrigerator.
Have literally watched this so much! It never gets old!
Missing were Groucho Marx' last words, reportedly they were "Die? That's the last thing I will do!"
irony
i’m only a few years older than this video but apart from being a favourite of mine it reminds me of how one day i’ll say my last words
ok i watched your videos all the time back in the day and now i just realized you wrote "looking for alaska" your a legend man.
I wonder how many of those are actual last words vs crap the people in the room made up to embellish the story or/and not there last last words but something they said earlier.
I imagine most last words are stuff like "Can you hand me.... my pillow is uncomfortable... Gffffta"
"Yes, anything" -Han Solo
WHY
I'm watching from 2015, & I was suddenly & pleasantly surprised to watch the old intro. We've come a long way & some things have never changed.
I think my last words should be "so long, and thanks for all the fish". If you get the reference, you are awesome, here are various smileys, I'm not sure if any of them actually mean something, but whatever. :) : ) :-) :~) :^) ;) ; ) ;~) ;-)
:") :>) 8 ) :•) 😉
(HIGH FIVE WITH A DOLPHIN FLIPPER) 🐬
Omg awesome!
Don't panic! You still have a long life ahead of you.
+The Pip
Bruh:)
I get it...
Beethoven knew Hank? Dayum.
Mine will probably be "I Don't Wanna Go"
David Tennant's last words as The Doctor, yes!
Thomas Jefferson and John Adams scared the crap out of me.
and Voltaire was a boss
My last words will be "MOM, GET THE CAMERA!" Or "Tell my children... To make more children"
Why do I keep coming back to watch this over and over again?
"Doctor do u think it was the sausage??" lmao
Jesuit priest, essayist, and grammarian Dominique Bouhours' dying words were "I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct."
My favorite: "I can't sleep!" John: "Yes you can " XD
Mine will be "i left your $100,000 inheritence in the"
George Harrison's last words: "Love one another"
"The nourishment is palatable" is actually my favorite one.
Franz Ferdinand:"It's fine" "It's fine""It's fine""It's fine""It's fine""It's fine"
My last words were, "Go away mom, I'm using the computer!"
my favourite last words would have to be from general william erskine cause he literally jumps out a window then says "now why did i do that?"
My time here is ogre.
-Mike Meyers
i want my last words to be " to the well trained mind deat is but the next great adventure" "mischief managed" or "alas, earwax" :)
So your last words would include typos?
You're getting me interested in last words! That'll be a new hobby..
Best Wishes!
I JUST SAW A HANK GREEN COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!
ME TOO!!
+Maggie Dowling It was during The Walking Dead, wasn't it?
I thought this was going to be a video about the My Chemical Romance song but well
I know it's not from the same song, but I was just about to comment "So long and good night".
Oh look, 4 years ago people still cares about My Chemical Romance songs. I have to admit I feel a bit like a time traveler now :P
I was literally just about to write that. It's so wonderful when this is expected in Nerdfighteria.
I have a feeling my last words will probably be "Well Fu-"
Vespasian was making a joke. The deification of Roman Emperors was an established tradition which he was both recognising and mocking.
This is such early RUclips that the app doesn't offer any higher resolution than 144p, because there aren't any
My last words will be a joke.
***** Indeed
"I left a million dollars in the-"
Red Flygon Then your wife/husband says: Oh don't worry, I already found and spent it.
cameron mcallister Yep. Seems about right...
Red Flygon Your spouse: on Shoes, encrusted with daymonds, not diamonds, too cheap, DAYMONDS!
Karl Marx said "last words are for fools who haven't said enough"
I love that. I was about to post that myself.
Groucho Marx.
You have the best opinion of anyone on this site!
My Grandpa was on his deathbed, at age 80. He wasn't going to make it, so my entire family traveled to the hospital he was going to meet his maker in. We crowded around his bed, and when he woke up he smiled, rose up in the sheets and yelled "Got you! I'm not really dying!"
My dad was so happy he threw his arms around Grandpa, and according to him, Grandpa whispered in his ear;
"Okay I buried all my money in the garden unde..."
And he died.
I was the first to say "Fuck! Daddy needs a new X-Box!"
In Czech republic we have series of jokes "most common last words"
"Ahh, hello dogie, come here."
"Do I smell gas?? Turn on the lights."
"Move away, I know what is wrong"
"Don´t worry, they never count the money"
"Honey, GPS says this way"
"Hey, come, look what I´ve found"
"Don´t worry, I am a proffestional"
And so on and on.
ah, my first vlogbrothers video, back in the day!
Mine will be: "Yes that was satisfactory"
(danisnotonfire reference)
John Greene's future last words... DFTBA
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis..."
Greatest last words ever.
Damn, I hope my last words are memorable or funny and not something generic.