Will in reality they are channel markers and a lot of people are confused on red/green starbord/port or what to do when. they approach and from what side do they pass
@@kfelix2934 then they should not be driving a boat, plain and simple. It's easy af, stay between them. You don't even need to know port versus starboard, upstream vs. down.
@@RedHaloManiac95 there would have been a red to go along with the green. You can even be red/green color blind and know what to do - stay between them.
Well the anchor was thrown obviously but who threw it it could have been the Rock. You seem like a person who enjoys a good laugh. I once ran a ground onto a sandbar purposefully of course as we were going to picnic there and the raft started to leak severely I asked what in the world I could have possibly ran across my wife reached into the water pulled out of soda can and declared Pop Rocks my daughter immediately started laughing and declared that explains all the bubbles. To this day I am known as captain Candyman boat killer I just remind everybody at least now I don't drive anything without a gel coat. And that makes the wife smile and the daughter blush when my wife replies revenge is sweet. So whenever I see anything that more ridiculous Than Fiction I've just got to say been there done that.
Bwahahaha. What's bad about that is you can't get in trouble with the law. Law is written. Not a badge or a person. Can't run from the law or fight the law either. Unless a library of laws/arbitrary policies stated by a private corporation can travel, drive etc. Never seen books do that 😆 js Love The Dukes of Hazard though. I am 47 n still have Dukes of Hazard lunch box from kindergarten.
Looks like they either tied it off to something, or dropped the anchor. I'm sure they're scratching their heads trying to figure out how to retrieve it.😂
I know right such a let down..i can imagine tht was a hell of a thud hitting that big ass rock..someone wasn't paying attention while driving thts for sure.. now ? Is how do they get it off the rock without completely destroying the bottom of the boat?? We need tht video also
They could’ve got stuck, had to bail, and then the tide went out causing the boat to stay on the rock while water recessed. Which makes it look way worse than it actually was🧐🤷♂️
@@richardmmartinez13 yes. I’d bet that’s exactly what the case is. If not for the anchor rope dangling the tied would had sunk that ship. The near neighbor is upset that grass cutting is on hold till seeing a full moon. Which could be days away.
@@richardmmartinez13 except...if you look at the banks...the tide would have to be high because it's all the way up against the tree now. The banks don't look effected by tides either...and I'm not sure those trees can live so close to brackish water...
When tide or rivers rise with a ride as well depending how close you are to a bay and the ocean so they are doing preventative maintenance to save from more damage
I love how you threw a anchor off the front of the boat after you hit the rock so I guess when the lake level comes up, maybe you get his boat to put the anchor out so he didn’t go to work lol
Could you imagine the guys on the boat saying to the owner of the boat when they see their friend putting his boat in the water later. DON'T ROCK The Boat, Dock IT. 😅😂🤤🤣👍
He said "hold my beer" but no one held it and this is the outcome 😆😆
AHHhahahahahaha! That's brilliant
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfbo
C'mon Julie, don't rock the boat..😉
I'm beginning to think those vodka cranberries may have had alcohol in them..😆
That guys just needed one more beer and he would have made it over that rock
😂😂😂😂
😲🤣🤣😭🥴😵
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I Agree
No parking
You let jimmy buffet down. He said keep it between the navigational beacons😂
Fr😭😭😭
“You got like six feet of air that time.”
-Napoleon Dynamite
How does this only have three likes?
@@Matt_Foley idk! 😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
Classic "Hey! Watch THIS!"
Eat your dinner, Tina!🦙
If you're gonna give a screw up points for style that gets a solid 10
That's what happens when you go too slow. More speed and he would of cleared that sucker
Smh bs he would be dead
Why do i hear jeremy clarkson yelling "speeeed and powaah"
What does “would of” mean?
@@DavidFerree54 Yes sorry would've would've been better but unfortunately beer and Engwish grammar are not the best of friends.
Pp
That's why you stay between the red and green bouys.
Only problem is he didn’t know which side the green was supposed to be on
Green bouy means go faster!
Will in reality they are channel markers and a lot of people are confused on red/green starbord/port or what to do when. they approach and from what side do they pass
@@kfelix2934 then they should not be driving a boat, plain and simple. It's easy af, stay between them. You don't even need to know port versus starboard, upstream vs. down.
@@RedHaloManiac95 there would have been a red to go along with the green. You can even be red/green color blind and know what to do - stay between them.
It's one of those "I never drove a boat" moments, after a couple cocktails..
the irony of being directly beside a CHANNEL MARKER 😂🤣
Yep the wrong side of that marker
That marker is just lake decoration
😆
First thing I saw too!!!
Hold my beer 🍺 😏
Atleast they threw the anchor out, while in distress 😂
Alan from hangover when they crash the speed boat onto shore he throws the anchor onto land😂
I was looking to see if someone else seen that before I said it.
I thought it looked like they anchored and left it overnight and then low tide stranded it on a rock. Theres no damage or scrapes on the sponsons.
Well the anchor was thrown obviously but who threw it it could have been the Rock.
You seem like a person who enjoys a good laugh. I once ran a ground onto a sandbar purposefully of course as we were going to picnic there and the raft started to leak severely I asked what in the world I could have possibly ran across my wife reached into the water pulled out of soda can and declared Pop Rocks my daughter immediately started laughing and declared that explains all the bubbles. To this day I am known as captain Candyman boat killer I just remind everybody at least now I don't drive anything without a gel coat. And that makes the wife smile and the daughter blush when my wife replies revenge is sweet. So whenever I see anything that more ridiculous Than Fiction I've just got to say been there done that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how they got the anchor in the water on the bow of the boat like it’ll float away💀😂😂👌🏼
I think he parked it there and the tide went out.
Looks like Luke and Obi-Wan’s speeder.
“This isn’t the Rock you are looking for…”
Love the Channel Marker sitting right there!
Bummer!
Dude on the wrong side of the marker.
@@gregkilgore4035 PRETTY SMALL MARGIN FOR ERROR THERE ..... LIKE NONE....
Convenient place to tie up and fish, isn’t it!
No green markers are kept on the port side and that what side it is on@@gregkilgore4035
"Beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born." Just another day on the river for them Duke boys.
😂😂😂😂😂
Bwahahaha. What's bad about that is you can't get in trouble with the law. Law is written. Not a badge or a person. Can't run from the law or fight the law either. Unless a library of laws/arbitrary policies stated by a private corporation can travel, drive etc. Never seen books do that 😆 js
Love The Dukes of Hazard though. I am 47 n still have Dukes of Hazard lunch box from kindergarten.
Ahahhahahahahaha! I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had this thought
Nicely done!! 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
More like "The dimwitt boys of Halfcocked County"
Makin their way (over rocks) the olny way they know how!
Over em.
Its better if you sing it lol 😂
beautiful art piece..."pontoon at peace"
If you think that rock is big you should've seen the size of the one he smoked rite before attempting that jump! 😂🤣😂
Anyone else getting an Apocalypse Now flashback? I’m expecting a hail of arrows any second.😳 “Lance! Get on that fifty!”
Never get off the boat.
@@johnbrooks4965 not even for a MANGO! lol
The horror. The horror.
Yep! It's like when they slowly cruised that crashed helicopter beside the river.
For a second I thought it was another glitch in the Matrix lol
another?!.. o.0
Ditto
I just commented the same thing! 😁😁😁
Me too
Such a calm video, that’s why it’s hilarious
Just waiting for him to yell out " Eh ! you can't park there ! "
" Hey, You Can't Park There" woulda been Funny☝🤣
Beat me to it
"What.......this is not a reasonable place to park?"
Talk about reserved parking…… 🤣👍👌🏻
@@kevinredford2946 tell'em Kevin
“Excuse me sir, ya can’t park that here”
I was going to scroll way down to find the first " You can’t park there“..you win 🤘🤘
Apparently ya can.
He dropped anchor lol
My brother would be the one to yell " It's too shallow over there guys" immediately after the impact 😂
Pontoon boat humor is really a growing genre 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imma go out on a limb here and say whoever was driving had some alcohol in their system to not see that thing 😂.
Big 18 foot gator jumped right out in front of him! He swears it!
Or pitch black
Goin' out on a limb, beats goin' out on a rock! 🫣
Could have been in a tidal region too, i.e. just under the surface when he encountered it.
@F Joebiden "Imma"? Pig Latin? Swahili? Illiteracy? Ebonics?
"Huh.. well.. its officially tourist season"
Insurance man - "All that water, and you hit the rock." 💀
Looks like they either tied it off to something, or dropped the anchor. I'm sure they're scratching their heads trying to figure out how to retrieve it.😂
I think they climbed down that rope.😅
Hey, watch out for that green floatie thing...
Whew close one....
BAMM!!
Fine definition of being “ high and dry “
High & dry was what they were b4 they crashed tha boat,I imagine they got wet & sober swimming to shore🤷🏾♂️🤣😂
@@Ace_Capone28 man you just as high...the shore is like right there. You can prolly walk to it. 🙈🤣
@@JizzyPalms 😂😂😂😂
@@JizzyPalms Jesus
or being stoned
I love that there's a bouy marking it, and he still hit it.
Yup. Think we'll drop anchor here joe. Looks good to me Carl. 👍
Now that is something to talk about at dinner
"Hang on boys were going for a..."
*BANG! HITS ROCK*
That’s pretty impressive! Remember kids DONT DO DRUGS!
This pretty much sums up every pontoon boat driver
From the thumbnail I thought I was gonna see some absolutely nuts jump
That’s what I was hoping for. Lol.
@@fineartonfire_5327 exactly
Me too.
😆😅🤣
I know right such a let down..i can imagine tht was a hell of a thud hitting that big ass rock..someone wasn't paying attention while driving thts for sure.. now ? Is how do they get it off the rock without completely destroying the bottom of the boat?? We need tht video also
Always have a rockin time with your pontoon boat!
ReAl FuNnY!
“Sit down, you’re rockin’ the boat.”
I thought it was going to be one of those "Hey, you know you can't park there" videos 😂
Lol definitely a prank by one of the dudes friends... They totally put that boulder under the boat while their friend was on shore taking a piss 😉
It's very hard to explain how this happened without mentioning beer.
🎶 The ship set down on the shore of this, gigantic big ass rock… 🎵
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
With the college boy and his frienddddd
@@whitepunch1392
The movie star, the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle,...
Boat Captain: 🤔…i wonder what that green thing is doing sticking out of the water?
Drunk Buddy: Green means go!!! Give her hell Dale!!!
It's like a knight heisting his leg up in the open air and posing.
Must of been a hell of a party!
Well there's a blip in the matrix if I ever saw one! Cheers
That's what I thought too! I'm sure once the algorithm buffs for a bit. The rest of that jump is going to look epic!
Haha. Nice!
“ I know what’s wrong with it!! Ain’t got no gas in it!!”
This is why you don't tell a man he's going to be a father while he's at the tiller 🤣
Ironically located Right at the channel marker !
Yeeeup.
Gotta keep it between the navigation beacons as its "5oclock somewhere"
His boat is the marker now lol
Lol, definitely 'saw'board what you did there! Good one👍
I’ve had my boat beached after a night of camping more than once, but never would’ve imagined this happening lol 😆
The rock of G- boulder.
That rock has waited patiently for billions of years to catch something. 😂
The marker is hilarious😂😂😂 he thought it was a greenlight to go faster 😂😂😂
"Hey, you can't park there!"
Why couldn't the driver see it? It's call WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING daaaa
You don't end up like that going at no wake speed 🤣
They could’ve got stuck, had to bail, and then the tide went out causing the boat to stay on the rock while water recessed. Which makes it look way worse than it actually was🧐🤷♂️
@@richardmmartinez13 dude they are on a lake...lol tide going out BaHaHaHa
@@richardmmartinez13 yes. I’d bet that’s exactly what the case is.
If not for the anchor rope dangling the tied would had sunk that ship. The near neighbor is upset that grass cutting is on hold till seeing a full moon. Which could be days away.
@@frankcox748 yes lakes that have damns can do this. The damns literally move around sand bars every time.
@@richardmmartinez13 except...if you look at the banks...the tide would have to be high because it's all the way up against the tree now. The banks don't look effected by tides either...and I'm not sure those trees can live so close to brackish water...
Looks like Pete solved his sunken dock problem.
I love how they threw the anchor out. Lol
Driver be like yup we are here let's go swimmin.
I love how it’s just outside the channel marker too. Money can buy a nice pontoon, but it can’t buy intelligence.
"Officer in the dark it just looked like a giant turtle"🤪
And we were hungry, sooooo
I told my brother get off that damn crack cocaine
Whoever threw the anchor off the bow was real optimistic 😂
Good think they have the anchor down. Wouldn't want it to float away
Right quick thinking to save the day after making a small mistake.
When tide or rivers rise with a ride as well depending how close you are to a bay and the ocean so they are doing preventative maintenance to save from more damage
Or it was anchored while floating and the tide went down geniuses. 🤦♂️ smh
ROCK 😳 Its more like a boulder 🤦🏻♀️😂🤣😂🤣
LOOKS LIKE AN ART INSTALLATION
🗣️“Hey! You can’t park there!”
Title should read "pontoon boat already stuck on Rock."
but it’s a tritoon not a pontoon
Shoulda hit em with the “catch anything?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣this is the best comment on here
There is nobody on the boat to ask anything.
No to busy hitting a rock. 🫡😱🤫😮💨
Now the boat will serve as a channel marker. This is perfect.
This is why the South is Awesome.
Add one more reason I avoid swimming when boats are sharing the water.
Exactly, I don't go past the end of our dock. At least it would provide a little protection
That's exactly why there are channel markers, like the one in the video. Next to the wrecked boat.
This man keeps driving like it’s an every day thing that you see
hold my bear little billy
"What role did alcohol have in this?" Boat owner: "It was the star!"
Boat owner: "yes"
I hope they had there seat belts on or the air bag saved them. I think he was on the wrong side of the green marker.
pontoon boats don't have seat buckles lol, most boats don't in general.
Which boat was on the wrong side ???
Ive snagged my kayak like that before lol
Never seen a pontoon do it 😅
How drunk was he to have to think he was Bo Duke 😂
That's a hell of a captain there
Hey, you can't park there...
Get off my rock!
Hey you can’t park there…”what “ …you can’t park there 🙂
Outstanding skills of observation sir 👍
Oh! So THAT’S what the green buoy means!
“It ain’t got no gas in it” 😅
Looks like them Duke boys got away from the pontoon Karens once again.
Thier internet connection seems slow, little bit of lag there haha
Party spot. That’s not bad driving that’s awesome thinking
And if you decide you want it down. Just get a couple big girls up there twerking on the high end.
I love how you threw a anchor off the front of the boat after you hit the rock so I guess when the lake level comes up, maybe you get his boat to put the anchor out so he didn’t go to work lol
Could you imagine the guys on the boat saying to the owner of the boat when they see their friend putting his boat in the water later. DON'T ROCK The Boat, Dock IT. 😅😂🤤🤣👍
Call the Coast Guard, then Farmers Insurance, because you know they've seen some shit LOL
They had to hit that pretty fast to end up that high up. Lmao
Probably not, more than likely the tide just went out causing it to look way worse than it actually was
Or not fast enough to make it over
Got stuck on it when it was high tide and rear dropped with water level
Bit more speed and they'd of made it
Flying the flag of a bunch of losers....The south lost...lmaoooo..what a cornball
Bo Duke, yee haw!!!!!!🤨
@@danadribnenki8774 Yahawwww. I love it i love it i love it
USA🇺🇲 killed your flag
ain't coming back
Good thing he put his anchor out, you don't want the boat to float away.
Thats what you get when you google all the answers on the boaters exam.
They just did that to make it easy to change the oil .
The engine is in the back actually
@@benjaminlibertarianscorpiojust a joke , but that is what it reminded me of
Sir, you can’t park there!
Great video editing
The fact that they threw out the anchor, and the line is slack is the cherry on top
Send It!!
You can say he has hit rock bottom!!
Green Marker, stays on your Starboard side. Red Marker, stays on your Port side. 😂
I like that he set the anchor, so the boat won't float away!
High tide will come..
Yeah the titanic....might want to rethink their ICEBERG 🧊 STRATEGY LOL 🤣!
CLOWNS 😁❤️