Everything I learnt about dealing with uninvited visitors at the door, I learnt from my old Dad. Always, he said "Who are you? No, thanks."' Shut door. Done.
My dad was the same , he was brought up in occupied Amsterdam during the second wold war and had to deal with proper goons,so these clowns had no chance 😂
Never ! Ever say you live there and always record ! Always ! And never have your tv visible to any window ! Never answer your door never ! Say anything unless it’s fuck off and no thanks, if you watch tv never watch the one in the living room ! Use a laptop or phone.
I recently cancelled my TV license officially, I am also %100 genuinely not watching TV etc but for years I was apprehensive about cancellation the license simply because of the anxiety of dealing with this situation. Watching a few videos on your channel has given me the confidence and knowledge on how to deal in this situation if it arises. Thanks.
REMEMBER FOLKS, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO GAIN BY INTERRACTING WITH THESE BULLY BOYS. THE RULE IS SO SIMPLE; KEEP YOUR DOOR, AND MOUTH, SHUT! Thank you.
In the ten plus years of being licence free I have yet to get a knock. I'd love the chance to say 'no thanks' and shut the door, I feel I'm missing out ☺
They seem to target streets where they can spy on several properties at once like terraced housing, and where they can see there isn't a lose dog in the garden
I keep getting love letters but always get stood up... Although the latest one has a very official looking red number on it with the local town that supplies the goon.. Fingers crossed I get to say "no thanks" as i clise the door
I'm devastated, just moved house and then when I went back to hand the keys back to the landlord found out I had missed an actual visit, so never got the chance to say "thanks but no thanks"
Mine ended in March. I haven't had the threats yet, I'm disappointed. But I keep getting reminders. I'm waiting for the knock so I can slam the dor in their face.
Yeah I'm in the same situation as you, thanks for the reminder i will go online and put a stop to the BS for another two years.....but should i forget and get a visit i better upgrade the games console just to rub it in, which is the only reason the TV ever gets used. There's nothing on terrestrial i would want to see so I'm far happier donating to good quality charity events run by content creators on platforms like YT. Money to a children's hospital or disaster relief fund is money better spent than in the pdfile loving Beeb.
@@sandrahoward5695 - It seems it is only a ban on cold calls selling financial products, I thought there would be a catch, but then the TV TAX GOONS are selling a financial product aren't they?
The governemnt broke lockdown law when they made it illegal for me to work, completely destroying my life . They had parties and got off with women while our nans died alone in hospital . . If the governement can break the law what hope do we have with a nation of sheeple idiots who vote them back in !!!!!! 😖🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
My issue is that for twenty years, the BBC took my money, and gave large amounts of it to someone they knew was abusing kids in their care. Not one more penny will ever be given by me to an organisation like that, so I’ve removed their implied rights of access via phone, told them my name is ‘The Occupier’ when they asked for it, and I warned them if any of them turn up at my property, I will take a picture of them, and post it on the web with the words ‘paedophile supporter’ under it, because that’s what they are. Haven’t heard from them for years!
Got one the other day. He looked all official then he asked me when I opened the door....Do you live here? The response was..Ive not got time for this mate and shut door right in his face...Classic.....Lesson is do not give them the time of day...😂
Yeah.He thought he was Mr Important.....I think not baby puppy...As he wondered off , tail between his legs. So the motto to remember is Look, na mate, Close door ...
I love these guys when they visit. I lead them to the dog compound in my back yard. However, I do need another visit, as I am having to buy dog food again.
Could you imagine shopping at Sainsburys and a guy from Tesco turning up and asking you if he can check your fridge because you must be shoplifting from them if you've not been buying from them.
hazel what is your pp - i remember it from somewhere but i don't know how to do image search. it was an advert wasn't it? credit card or phone company? i love these obsolete characters - i always felt sorry for the little robot from when tv went to digital. 😃
I've just had a letter to say I'm due a visit. Thing is it's addressed to "present occupier" so they don't even know who I am!! Can't wait to shut the door in their faces!!
Reply with is the pope polish or I would love to invite you in but we all have Covid at the moment and we’re under quarantine come back in six weeks when we get the all clear then cough in his face and shut the door
Last 3 years of being license free been getting a letter every month off these goons saying all the usual they’re giving me 10 days to get properly licensed “already are don’t need one “ and the regular ones starting investigation etc all they’ve got so far is I’m legal occupier and sir or madam 😂 last letter was threatening a visit from an enforcement orifice to check and question me under caution well gd look with that goons I’m moving this weekend 😂😂😂😂
If someone knocks on your door ands asks "do you live here?" It's the equivalent of someone stopping you in the street and asking "where do you live?" It's not on. I'm at my mates house while he is away, and anybody that knocks on the door can all bog off. job done.
Years ago when a Goon knocked on the door of Drag Queen - Miss Kitty Litta - he was told: "The last man who knocked on my door ended up staying here for five nights! Up for it love?"😅
Mr Mori clipboard with the stupid hat must be in a very civilised part of the country. I can think of many areas where he wouldn't last five minutes with attitude like that.
What I don't understand is if a Corporation chooses to flood the whole country in elctrical signals and they can't control where it goes, who's problem is that?
@@SpeccyMan well, who's beaming out signals from all over creation? Not the people being hounded by door knocking Goons trying to enter properties under false laws.
The electricity reader guy came round recently. I wouldn't confirm anything and he got asked, "Who are you?" a thousand times, and asked for proof before being allowed to look at the meter. I wasn't going to tolerate any license salesman doorstepping me and trying any con job.
I had a electric company salesperson claim they need to look at the meter a few years ago, they were using it as a ruse to get inside and then try and make you change suppliers, I didn't fall for it but it shows that you really need to question anyone who tries to get in your home.
@@chriswilliams209 If they did pass on any details they would be breaking the Data Protection Act as they are two separate departments dealing with different data.
If a meter reader turned up at my house ( a few have ) without prior warning, they are told to fuck off. I give a reading myself every month. If you want to come an inspect, you come when I am home and it suits me. I have given them 3 dates and times. For some reason , 1 AM on a Sunday morning does not work for them ….
Despite whatever changes in society it's still women who are more likely to be at home during the day, minding the kids etc. So they know that they'll less likely have to face men on the doorstep.
Just had a visit from tv licencing got a sign on my door no leaflets or cold callers but still posted the leaflet through my door. His bright yellow car gave him away 😂. He didn't even knock the door.
They actually have a target to meet first, then any sales after that they get the bonus (commission). I would imagine they don't get much more than minimum wage before that. As for travelling expenses, I have no idea.
After 3 years of almost constant threatograms, they now appear to have given up, the threatened visits never did happen, and not heard from them for ages now!, shame really, i guess ill have to go back to buying firelighters.
I kind of agree with you, CJC, but if you are absolutely NOT going to divulge any information to the goons then yes, keep them at YOUR door for as long as you can! While they are wasting time fruitlessly at your address they can't be bothering someone else!
I never answer my door to anyone. If I'm expecting someone they know just to come in. Whats with this culture of knocking and ringing doorbells surely its a relic by now. If I hear a knock at the door and i'm not expecting anyone i assume its a sales or some other door to door nonsense. see ya! great video though jon
How could you have not known that their pay, (other than a base pay), was not commission-based? Everybody knows that fact. Are you also going to claim that you don’t know that Debt Collection Agency goons pay is also commission-based? On what planet do you live?
@@trollmeistergeneral3467 Not everyone cares about this stuff as much as you. I've never paid the licence or, even, paid attention to any of the nonsense these "inspectors" rattle on about. But commission explains why they can be aggressive in getting a result. I did not realise any of this as I just live my life and tune out this garbage (as much as one can).
@@SunOnMyStubble I suggest that you wake up, start reading reputable newspapers and watch television programmes which will educate you. It is not good enough to simply claim that you don’t know what is going on around you. Open your eyes and LEARN what is going on around you.
That guy at 4:50 - I would treat as a hostile intruder at that moment. By closing the door on someone and/or telling them to leave, the implied right of access IS REMOVED at that point. The _implication_ is that you can approach a door without climbing over anything and the person opening the door lives there. The second _implication_ is that by closing the door, the access is removed. If he did that to me, I would then put my hands on him. No joke, no 'tough guy' exaggeration, he's getting physically turfed off my property.
I would NOT by a used car or anything from those two at 06:37mins. They look the part I suppose. You and your Goons always make me laugh. I should link them all on one playlist. Thanks again.
I think there should be a National Goon Day were we remember the ones that have sadly fallen due to standing out in the cold waiting to not only have doors shut on them, but also to be captured in the process and the footage sent to Jon so we can all have a good laugh at them when they walk away looking like they think they've just won the lottery but forgot to buy the ticket!
I would have you stay with the...who are you? And the...no thanks not interested. By the time I'd got my phone out, and got the video going, we'd both have aged considerably. Im tech useless. 🤷
It’s not just TV licence that get the cold shoulder on my door step, Since lock down I’ve started working from home and it’s amazing how many Cold callers you get sometimes, They all get the same, I answer the door, [it’s no one I know or it’s not the delivery I’m expecting], as soon as they start to speak I close the door and leave them talking to themselves while I go back to work.
I'm waiting for the goon to call !! I have a cord and plug 🔌 to put in my mouth and say it's a toaster 😅 ( young ones from the 80s for all those that are too young to remember)
Someone from Ipsos Mori called round my house not long after I moved in. They asked about my TV viewing and I told them I didn't watch TV and didn't have one. They asked if it was because I was (can't remember the exact wording) getting back at the BBC (it sounded like he was implying I was one of the people who dodge the license but don't watch TV) and I said it was because I got fed up of the programmes and the last straw was one where about women who thought their boyfriends were 'tools'. I said I hadn't watched TV for at least 12 years now and never will again. He said that I could still provide valuable data about why I don't watch TV and I said I really don't have any information I want to share that you will find valuable or interesting. I received letters from them every so often for a year or so and then they just stopped.
It's funny, i was just thinking about these BBC license goons this morning. I was thinking about whhat kind of person actually does a job like this, and if they tell their friends exactly what they do.
Going back a few years, my then girlfriends father answered a knock at the door, confronted by a salesman, before the poor chap had chance to do his sales pitch, Bob, simply said “not today thanks” the look of how dare you from the salesman was priceless, as the door was closed. Being young at the time I thought how brutal it was, but I’ve done the exact same thing ever since.
We are a business on a retail site and recently had a letter from the goons. We only have computers and they want to know if we access tv in our office even on iPhones . Absolutely ridiculous
Well let's be fair, even the "who are you, goodbye" is OTT, 12 years I've never even answered door to them. I must have had 1000 letters to date, never anything more. Keep going 😂
Whoa, I'm amazed this still goes on in the UK. I was born and raised a yank but I plan on visiting. I can't wait to be around mostly Sane and cool people except these clueless prix LOL This whole thing is so dystopian
The first one was the best one, just don't interact, better still don't answer the door. You only become a target when you interact with them, they want the easy pickings. If you never answer they get very bored very quickly and leave you alone. Antagonise and you put a target on yourself.
They come across from UK to isle of man a few times a year. One knocked on my door a few months ago. I asked him if he had a work permit and was the vehicle he was using insured for business purposes on the Isle of Man. He said i can see where this going and he said no licence needed at this address and walked away.
Got a letter saying I was to be prosecuted on the 4th May 2023, that I should be in when the goons did the visit, unfortunately for them I wasn't there... 😂😂 Some of us have to work for a living...
Everything I learnt about dealing with uninvited visitors at the door, I learnt from my old Dad. Always, he said "Who are you? No, thanks."' Shut door. Done.
Don’t even answer the door, just keep repeating:-“I’m coming….”.
My dad was the same , he was brought up in occupied Amsterdam during the second wold war and had to deal with proper goons,so these clowns had no chance 😂
Yeah that's all you need to say, most of the time I don't even open the door.
Even if they offer sweets? 🤔
@@winklton lol!😂👍
They have no powers
Just close the door to these goons.
They do have powers ............ they have the power to lie through their back teeth in the hope they can get a conviction .
if they see recepticals such as sat dishes and Areias there's the potential for a warrant.
@@stuartpaul9211don't be daft....
Never ! Ever say you live there and always record ! Always ! And never have your tv visible to any window ! Never answer your door never ! Say anything unless it’s fuck off and no thanks, if you watch tv never watch the one in the living room ! Use a laptop or phone.
Don't even open the door.
We should compile a National Goon Register with all their boat races on.
It would be the same as the National nonce register no doubt.
Some of these clips are so old that the goons will have left or retired by now.
Nah...find out where the scum live...and have some fun
I suspect most of these xxxxx are already on a register for different reasons if you get my drift
.....still a good idea....
When Jon casually said "scum" at the end I laughed my head off.😂😆😂
man with hat
A locked door, is a happy door.
I recently cancelled my TV license officially, I am also %100 genuinely not watching TV etc but for years I was apprehensive about cancellation the license simply because of the anxiety of dealing with this situation. Watching a few videos on your channel has given me the confidence and knowledge on how to deal in this situation if it arises. Thanks.
Good for you !
I stopped paying 2 years ago and genuinely don't watch that filth !
@@pauliepaul3697 Same!😂
@@jamiecurran3544 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
REMEMBER FOLKS, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO GAIN BY INTERRACTING WITH THESE BULLY BOYS. THE RULE IS SO SIMPLE; KEEP YOUR DOOR, AND MOUTH, SHUT! Thank you.
In the ten plus years of being licence free I have yet to get a knock. I'd love the chance to say 'no thanks' and shut the door, I feel I'm missing out ☺
I'm sure your mates, when they find out, will arrange one for you. Perhaps read your rights, handcuff you, take you to the pub for the laugh.
same here....very disappointing
Me too...im devastated they havnt turned up😢
They seem to target streets where they can spy on several properties at once like terraced housing, and where they can see there isn't a lose dog in the garden
I keep getting love letters but always get stood up... Although the latest one has a very official looking red number on it with the local town that supplies the goon.. Fingers crossed I get to say "no thanks" as i clise the door
I'm devastated, just moved house and then when I went back to hand the keys back to the landlord found out I had missed an actual visit, so never got the chance to say "thanks but no thanks"
It's on my bucket list to get a visit
😂😂😂
😄Well Done Mr Carne !! always fun the Goon one's
My threatograms have started again after two years of peace - after watching this, I'm.gagging for a visit !!
Mine ended in March. I haven't had the threats yet, I'm disappointed. But I keep getting reminders. I'm waiting for the knock so I can slam the dor in their face.
Mine is coming in 5 days. Got a ring doorbell now 😂
Yeah I'm in the same situation as you, thanks for the reminder i will go online and put a stop to the BS for another two years.....but should i forget and get a visit i better upgrade the games console just to rub it in, which is the only reason the TV ever gets used. There's nothing on terrestrial i would want to see so I'm far happier donating to good quality charity events run by content creators on platforms like YT. Money to a children's hospital or disaster relief fund is money better spent than in the pdfile loving Beeb.
@PaulTanner-pc1nj Holy Catshit, I couldn't more heartily agree with your last sentence!
Have a wonderful Christmas.
It's just been on the news that the Government is going to ban Cold Calling, I wonder if that will apply to the TV TAX GOONS?
@@sandrahoward5695 - It seems it is only a ban on cold calls selling financial products, I thought there would be a catch, but then the TV TAX GOONS are selling a financial product aren't they?
@@davemcbryde2294 I would say no. The act of paying for something doesn't make that something a financial product.
I cannot see the government actually do that, as to it's logical conclusion that would include political canvassing
The governemnt broke lockdown law when they made it illegal for me to work, completely destroying my life
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They had parties and got off with women while our nans died alone in hospital
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If the governement can break the law what hope do we have with a nation of sheeple idiots who vote them back in !!!!!! 😖🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Cold calling is something different. They’re not cold calling.
My issue is that for twenty years, the BBC took my money, and gave large amounts of it to someone they knew was abusing kids in their care. Not one more penny will ever be given by me to an organisation like that, so I’ve removed their implied rights of access via phone, told them my name is ‘The Occupier’ when they asked for it, and I warned them if any of them turn up at my property, I will take a picture of them, and post it on the web with the words ‘paedophile supporter’ under it, because that’s what they are. Haven’t heard from them for years!
Very eloquently put 👌
The thought of giving the pedophile harbourers a single penny of my hard earned wages makes me sick with rage 😳
That's my stance too however all the TV shows the British Bullshitting Corperation make is all drivel anyway!😂
Keep up the good fight Jon 👊👍
👍🏿. Wow the Gone Visit is back on your channel 👍🏿. Best entertainment 😂
Got one the other day. He looked all official then he asked me when I opened the door....Do you live here? The response was..Ive not got time for this mate and shut door right in his face...Classic.....Lesson is do not give them the time of day...😂
😂🤣 I would have loved to see that!
Yeah.He thought he was Mr Important.....I think not baby puppy...As he wondered off , tail between his legs. So the motto to remember is Look, na mate, Close door ...
I love these guys when they visit. I lead them to the dog compound in my back yard. However, I do need another visit, as I am having to buy dog food again.
Please don't feed junk food to your dog 😂
Could you imagine shopping at Sainsburys and a guy from Tesco turning up and asking you if he can check your fridge because you must be shoplifting from them if you've not been buying from them.
If I was to get a visit, and they ask more than once if I am the legal occupy, I would close the door
So they seem to be turning up in pairs now??? Intimidation tactics of course..!!
hazel what is your pp - i remember it from somewhere but i don't know how to do image search. it was an advert wasn't it? credit card or phone company? i love these obsolete characters - i always felt sorry for the little robot from when tv went to digital. 😃
The other person is a trainee that’s learning their tricks
I've just had a letter to say I'm due a visit. Thing is it's addressed to "present occupier" so they don't even know who I am!!
Can't wait to shut the door in their faces!!
"TV LICENCE ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS"
sounds scary doesn't it 😂
No.
@@icdgyixify99
You liked your own comment?😂
They're no different to snake oil salesmen.
The beardie one with the hat looks like a Morris Dancer who brews his own beer in the shed.
Protest to abolish the TV licence
Reform say they will abolish the licence in thier manifesto 😉
@@SexKing-hj9nv
If we don’t pay it…it’ll be abolished all by itself
They ask, do you have a TV? TVs have absolutely nothing to do with TV licence.
Reply with is the pope polish or I would love to invite you in but we all have Covid at the moment and we’re under quarantine come back in six weeks when we get the all clear then cough in his face and shut the door
Why do transvestites need a license?
You need a license to own a television set. Period. Full stop.
@@MrWolfSnack Wrong. You need a licence to watch broadcast television.
@@MrWolfSnackLet’s hope you name turns out a good prophesy
What I really hate is when a door knocker says after the door has been opened ‘hi pal how are you’ I’m not you’re bloody pal piss off.
Last 3 years of being license free been getting a letter every month off these goons saying all the usual they’re giving me 10 days to get properly licensed “already are don’t need one “ and the regular ones starting investigation etc all they’ve got so far is I’m legal occupier and sir or madam 😂 last letter was threatening a visit from an enforcement orifice to check and question me under caution well gd look with that goons I’m moving this weekend 😂😂😂😂
Nicely explained sir👍
God bless you man, can't thank you enough
Even the goons in that first clip were ok as well , didn't push it , were polite , and just left ! So a bit of credit to them on this occasion !
If someone knocks on your door ands asks "do you live here?" It's the equivalent of someone stopping you in the street and asking "where do you live?" It's not on. I'm at my mates house while he is away, and anybody that knocks on the door can all bog off. job done.
Your right never looked at it like that.😊
All the jobs in the world and the apply to prosecute the most vulnerable in our society. Linekar should be outraged.
Hung by his bollocks
I stopped paying precisely coz of Linekar - hate him
I feel sorry for Howard from the Halifax having to make a living as a TV license goon now 😂
lol
The fickleness of fame.
@@ChilliJonCarne brilliant what you do :)
Nah, Howard changed his name to James Cleverly and he's now in the Foreign Office........
Not to mention George Cloony
mine is the most textbook...i dont answer the door to anyone i dont know, or not expecting
Always interesting. Thank you.
Remember the Channel 5 show Cowboy Builders? THIS is the TV Licence Goons version ( hey Channel 5, here's an idea for a new tv show) 😂
When they ask "Do you live here?" would love to hear someone say "No I've just broken in and I'm stealing the telly"!! 😂
Throw a bucket of slops out of the upstairs window.
Who will do the cleaning up?
What a soul-destroying job.
7.17, the freeze frame ugly mug show,🤣🤣🤣🤣utter brilliant 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤣
Years ago when a Goon knocked on the door of Drag Queen - Miss Kitty Litta - he was told: "The last man who knocked on my door ended up staying here for five nights! Up for it love?"😅
Billy's the man
Mr Mori clipboard with the stupid hat must be in a very civilised part of the country. I can think of many areas where he wouldn't last five minutes with attitude like that.
What I don't understand is if a Corporation chooses to flood the whole country in elctrical signals and they can't control where it goes, who's problem is that?
... whose problem ...
@@SpeccyMan ...whom's problem...
@@SpeccyMan well, who's beaming out signals from all over creation?
Not the people being hounded by door knocking Goons trying to enter properties under false laws.
It is thou's problem! 😂
Well they can control who gets the signal if they wanted, but they know if they put it behind an encoded signal, no one would buy it……
Keep going Jon
Thanks Jon, I’m looking forward to my first ever Goon visit and will send it straight over to you!!😂
I’ve been waiting for years for them to come but they never do. I even got a ring door camera specially ☹️
It's on my bucket list to get a visit
lmao @@winklton
The electricity reader guy came round recently. I wouldn't confirm anything and he got asked, "Who are you?" a thousand times, and asked for proof before being allowed to look at the meter. I wasn't going to tolerate any license salesman doorstepping me and trying any con job.
I think the meter readers are from capita wouldn't superise me if they passed on any details if you had a tv on
@@chriswilliams209 Afterwards I did wonder....cheers. There was absolutely nothing to be passed on so it would be a bust anyway. ;)
I had a electric company salesperson claim they need to look at the meter a few years ago, they were using it as a ruse to get inside and then try and make you change suppliers, I didn't fall for it but it shows that you really need to question anyone who tries to get in your home.
@@chriswilliams209 If they did pass on any details they would be breaking the Data Protection Act as they are two separate departments dealing with different data.
If a meter reader turned up at my house ( a few have ) without prior warning, they are told to fuck off.
I give a reading myself every month.
If you want to come an inspect, you come when I am home and it suits me.
I have given them 3 dates and times.
For some reason , 1 AM on a Sunday morning does not work for them ….
They definitely target addresses with a female name attached. It’s often poor single mothers or elderly women
and these bastards smell easy bonuses.
Despite whatever changes in society it's still women who are more likely to be at home during the day, minding the kids etc. So they know that they'll less likely have to face men on the doorstep.
How does a fish get caught? It opens it’s mouth.
That's the perfect way to sum it up...👍👍
Just had a visit from tv licencing got a sign on my door no leaflets or cold callers but still posted the leaflet through my door. His bright yellow car gave him away 😂. He didn't even knock the door.
Anybody involved in racketeering needs to be exposed. TV licence lickspittles and these simpletons that work for NCP.
They sent me a lovely red Christmas card last week, aww how well it burned brightly .
I love your channel - and I don’t even need a licence to watch it !! :)
Thanks John I've shared on twatter
Frankenstein comes a calling. And his sidekick at times. Well done chilly.
Thanks Jon. Great advice as always.
Jon or anyone. Why is the government or all political parties ignoring the public dissatisfaction over the TV licence?
Because the CORRUPT PLOT TICIANS get a slice of the cake.
love your comments, think they are awesome, I think the same about parking wardens..... trying to find a fine for a car....
This type of "licensing" would go over like a lead balloon in North America...
I so want a visit, 11 years and countless letters and they never come.
Twenty odd Years ago I used to work for a tv licence call centre, I’m ashamed of that and the way I was then.
They actually have a target to meet first, then any sales after that they get the bonus (commission). I would imagine they don't get much more than minimum wage before that. As for travelling expenses, I have no idea.
That must be the most tedious/unsatisfying job ever… They even look gormless, although I guess they are at least working and not claiming benefits!
After 3 years of almost constant threatograms, they now appear to have given up, the threatened visits never did happen, and not heard from them for ages now!, shame really, i guess ill have to go back to buying firelighters.
I kind of agree with you, CJC, but if you are absolutely NOT going to divulge any information to the goons then yes, keep them at YOUR door for as long as you can! While they are wasting time fruitlessly at your address they can't be bothering someone else!
I like that jon when you freeze the Goons faces,let there friends if they have any see what low life,s they really are.
I never answer my door to anyone. If I'm expecting someone they know just to come in. Whats with this culture of knocking and ringing doorbells surely its a relic by now. If I hear a knock at the door and i'm not expecting anyone i assume its a sales or some other door to door nonsense. see ya! great video though jon
7:08 - l had no idea that awful job was commission based. No wonder they try to be forceful. Thanks for the information!
How could you have not known that their pay, (other than a base pay), was not commission-based?
Everybody knows that fact.
Are you also going to claim that you don’t know that Debt Collection Agency goons pay is also commission-based?
On what planet do you live?
@@trollmeistergeneral3467 Not everyone cares about this stuff as much as you. I've never paid the licence or, even, paid attention to any of the nonsense these "inspectors" rattle on about. But commission explains why they can be aggressive in getting a result. I did not realise any of this as I just live my life and tune out this garbage (as much as one can).
@@SunOnMyStubble
I suggest that you wake up, start reading reputable newspapers and watch television programmes which will educate you.
It is not good enough to simply claim that you don’t know what is going on around you.
Open your eyes and LEARN what is going on around you.
@@trollmeistergeneral3467Do you get commission when people take the bait? 😂
That guy at 4:50 - I would treat as a hostile intruder at that moment. By closing the door on someone and/or telling them to leave, the implied right of access IS REMOVED at that point. The _implication_ is that you can approach a door without climbing over anything and the person opening the door lives there. The second _implication_ is that by closing the door, the access is removed. If he did that to me, I would then put my hands on him. No joke, no 'tough guy' exaggeration, he's getting physically turfed off my property.
I would NOT by a used car or anything from those two at 06:37mins. They look the part I suppose. You and your Goons always make me laugh. I should link them all on one playlist. Thanks again.
I think there should be a National Goon Day were we remember the ones that have sadly fallen due to standing out in the cold waiting to not only have doors shut on them, but also to be captured in the process and the footage sent to Jon so we can all have a good laugh at them when they walk away looking like they think they've just won the lottery but forgot to buy the ticket!
Thank you JON 👏👏👏👏
I would have you stay with the...who are you?
And the...no thanks not interested.
By the time I'd got my phone out, and got the video going, we'd both have aged considerably. Im tech useless.
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Just close the door on that Chatty Muppet.
It’s not just TV licence that get the cold shoulder on my door step,
Since lock down I’ve started working from home and it’s amazing how many Cold callers you get sometimes,
They all get the same, I answer the door, [it’s no one I know or it’s not the delivery I’m expecting], as soon as they start to speak I close the door and leave them talking to themselves while I go back to work.
We need a register / website of these people.
Like the nonces you mean?
@@RealShadowfiend180x BBC - joint venture.
@@Nickle314 ahhh
The goon with the beard and hat carrying the ‘mori’ board came to my house. He was very stroppy then i asked him to leave 😡
Looks like your typical Labour type.
Tell us more. Time of day, dialogue etc, brave lady.
I wonder how much commision they are payed to terrorise homeowners
Back in the Studio eh ? I like your walk around on the Essex coast Chills.
I'm waiting for the goon to call !!
I have a cord and plug 🔌 to put in my mouth and say it's a toaster 😅 ( young ones from the 80s for all those that are too young to remember)
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"It's okay lads, I always poo before I get up"
If you live in a house, just get the blinds and angle them right. You can see them, they can't see you. Just don't answer the door.
Someone from Ipsos Mori called round my house not long after I moved in. They asked about my TV viewing and I told them I didn't watch TV and didn't have one. They asked if it was because I was (can't remember the exact wording) getting back at the BBC (it sounded like he was implying I was one of the people who dodge the license but don't watch TV) and I said it was because I got fed up of the programmes and the last straw was one where about women who thought their boyfriends were 'tools'. I said I hadn't watched TV for at least 12 years now and never will again. He said that I could still provide valuable data about why I don't watch TV and I said I really don't have any information I want to share that you will find valuable or interesting. I received letters from them every so often for a year or so and then they just stopped.
Can't understand why you interacted with them in the first place.
It's funny, i was just thinking about these BBC license goons this morning. I was thinking about whhat kind of person actually does a job like this, and if they tell their friends exactly what they do.
Gee how can I book a visit🤣
Ure bang on with the face recognition keep it up. Show them all. Nice work 😂
Going back a few years, my then girlfriends father answered a knock at the door, confronted by a salesman, before the poor chap had chance to do his sales pitch, Bob, simply said “not today thanks” the look of how dare you from the salesman was priceless, as the door was closed. Being young at the time I thought how brutal it was, but I’ve done the exact same thing ever since.
Cancelled mine over two years ago and not had a goon knock on. If the know my area well enough they would avoid it 😂
We are a business on a retail site and recently had a letter from the goons.
We only have computers and they want to know if we access tv in our office even on iPhones . Absolutely ridiculous
Well let's be fair, even the "who are you, goodbye" is OTT, 12 years I've never even answered door to them. I must have had 1000 letters to date, never anything more. Keep going 😂
Whoa, I'm amazed this still goes on in the UK. I was born and raised a yank but I plan on visiting. I can't wait to be around mostly Sane and cool people except these clueless prix LOL This whole thing is so dystopian
The first one was the best one, just don't interact, better still don't answer the door. You only become a target when you interact with them, they want the easy pickings. If you never answer they get very bored very quickly and leave you alone. Antagonise and you put a target on yourself.
I've been waiting for years..... still no goon turns up..
Knock knock
Hello who are you?
TV licensing
No thank you i do not require one goodbye shut the door and always be super polite
4:10 What’s Eddie Jordan doing flogging TV licences?
He must be a Goon with a Hat like that. He looks ridiculous!
Second guy said like to come in and see if he has a tele? Why do they think you need a tv licence to have a tele? They dont even know their own bs
The chap carrying the Ipsos Mori clipboard sounded like he could be one of our Aussie cousins. 😂
They come across from UK to isle of man a few times a year.
One knocked on my door a few months ago.
I asked him if he had a work permit and was the vehicle he was using insured for business purposes on the Isle of Man.
He said i can see where this going and he said no licence needed at this address and walked away.
The last one that called was told “no thank you. Please leave”. Not had one since.
I don't need a TV license so I get a pre warned visit every couple of years. They've always been lovely. You'll always get the odd numpty though.
Got a letter saying I was to be prosecuted on the 4th May 2023, that I should be in when the goons did the visit, unfortunately for them I wasn't there... 😂😂
Some of us have to work for a living...