Man you're videos are HILARIOUS!!! You should seriously give some thought to giving the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie the Distracted Nerd treatment.. it's sequel too - Now THAT is a breakdown I would like to see you do!!
Reasons to love this video; 1. It's Distracted Nerd. 2. It's the Shining. 3. Distracted Nerd takes considerable time to talk smack about conspiracy theorists. 4. Scareman Jerry.
Got me laughing again, as usual! I would love for you to do The Last Dragon. I mean, a Motown kung fu movie just begs for a Distracted Nerd breakdown don't you think? 😃
Well, my well froze and cracked the booster pump and basically all the PVC piping and now I'm out of water for at least a week until I can find a replacement pump, but Distracted Nerd uploaded a new video. So all in all not a bad day.
I've cracked the code!!! Kubrick, fake space landing, storeroom, a lot of Tang, astronauts drink Tang, drinking Tang in space, space = room for storage, hence... storeroom. Mic drop.
Aw, I can just see a young version of myself and DN riding our Big Wheels (his MR. T, mine Transformers) riding around the Overlook and then running across a pair of pants-wettingly terrifying twins and then shrieking for our lives, and then peddling away as fast as we could even as arguably just running would be faster.
This movie would of been way more intense if Lang was in it. It would of had such a different vibe. Awesome video as always!! 🔥 red rum Was pooh bear giving an old dude head?
A deleted scene has Jack Torrance in the hotel lobby prior to his interview reading a PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE! Add this scene to 15:00 and the math does itself!
The real reason why Stephen King hated Kubrick's version of his novel is because Kubrick greatly improved it. Same reason why Paddy Chayefsky hated Ken Russell's version of his novel "Altered States." In both cases, two master directors creating great films out of mediocre books written by overrated hacks.
So Jack stops doing his job, forbids Wendy to enter the room while he's working on his book, tells her that he had a dream that he killed her and Danny. Then starts drooling and crying saying I think I'm losing my mind. Wendy figures, eh we'll ride this out. I'm sure he'll be fine.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:23 🌕 *Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" has inspired various conspiracy theories, including the claim that Kubrick faked the moon landing.* 01:06 🎬 *Stanley Kubrick was a perfectionist known for his attention to detail and multiple takes to achieve perfection in his films.* 01:51 🏨 *"The Shining" follows Jack Torrance and his family as they become winter caretakers at the eerie Overlook Hotel.* 02:32 👻 *Danny, the Torrance's son, possesses psychic abilities known as "the shining," which allows him to see disturbing visions.* 06:45 🚪 *Room 237 in the hotel is a place of mystery and danger, and Danny is warned never to enter it.* 10:56 🛀 *Jack encounters a beautiful woman in Room 237, but she transforms into a horrifying figure, leading to tension in the story.* 11:25 🥃 *Jack's descent into madness and aggression intensifies, and he threatens his wife Wendy.* 15:27 ❄️ *The film's climax takes place in the hedge maze, where Jack ultimately freezes to death, and Wendy and Danny escape.* 16:22 🌌 *The video concludes with humorous commentary on the moon landing, suggesting that Doug, one of the actors, met an unfortunate end.* Made with HARPA AI
I love the Shining and Eyes Wide Shut but Stanley is a bit overrated, that documentary on the Shining was a joke! I was embarrassed watching it. Would love to see you review Eyes Wide Shut (my favorite Kubrick film)
YOU are the caretaker, Distracted Nerd. You've always been the caretaker.
You've got to be the funniest reviewer on the TUBE.
Definitely
"You'll hear spooky sounds, like bags of chips opening" 🤣🤣🤣
Your Stephen King impression was great ☺
That Kubrick moon landing joke is brilliant
You're like the Stanley Kubrick of RUclips comedy reviews.
"And one wicked tornado kick for Doug!" this was just perfect!
Oh, and if I forgot to mention it before...your review here is spot on and f'ing hilarious!!! Excellent job.
Man you're videos are HILARIOUS!!! You should seriously give some thought to giving the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie the Distracted Nerd treatment.. it's sequel too - Now THAT is a breakdown I would like to see you do!!
Truly you have made a masterpiece with this video. For this, we applaud you.
The fact that shelly Duvall is legit cookoo, makes this movie even better.
I actually thought for a hot second it was a recording of Stephen King 🤣
Reasons to love this video;
1. It's Distracted Nerd.
2. It's the Shining.
3. Distracted Nerd takes considerable time to talk smack about conspiracy theorists.
4. Scareman Jerry.
These videos are best at x2.0 speed, can't stop binging, please keep them coming 🙏
Watching this video this video made me realize I've been to the location that was used as the Overlook's exterior shot.
Jessica Lange joke killed me
"If I may be so bold sir....maybe you need to correct them"
Wow you are hilarious, damn this video made my week! :)
As Jerry Seinfeld taught us - you must exercise the gaskets. The film was ahead of its time for general plumbing maintenance.
Even though Jack never killed his kid in the Movie the Hotel still got what it wanted in the End.
Oh my God!
How is the first I'm hearing of the hero Doug Schmeltz?!
Why isn't this taught in school? My education has utterly failed me.
Would love to see a breakdown of Doctor Sleep as well
Poor Doug! You shall never be forgot
*Sees new Distracted Nerd video*
It's going to be a good week.
Got me laughing again, as usual!
I would love for you to do The Last Dragon. I mean, a Motown kung fu movie just begs for a Distracted Nerd breakdown don't you think? 😃
I love your stephen king audio clips
Well, my well froze and cracked the booster pump and basically all the PVC piping and now I'm out of water for at least a week until I can find a replacement pump, but Distracted Nerd uploaded a new video. So all in all not a bad day.
Im 4 days late wtf I was never notified your my favorite youtuber
Thank You for covering this Movie!
I've cracked the code!!!
Kubrick, fake space landing, storeroom, a lot of Tang, astronauts drink Tang, drinking Tang in space, space = room for storage, hence... storeroom.
Mic drop.
Thank you, just, thank you.
This channel deserves 100k+ subs easy.
Aw, I can just see a young version of myself and DN riding our Big Wheels (his MR. T, mine Transformers) riding around the Overlook and then running across a pair of pants-wettingly terrifying twins and then shrieking for our lives, and then peddling away as fast as we could even as arguably just running would be faster.
"No tv and no beer make Homer something something?"
Dont mind if i do!!
This movie would of been way more intense if Lang was in it. It would of had such a different vibe.
Awesome video as always!! 🔥
red rum
Was pooh bear giving an old dude head?
Choosing the lobby as his office. lol
Watching the a-team while silently sobbing. Check
Also please consider doing the movie Stay Tuned.
I don't care if you don't know karate or hockey...you know funny. Oh, yeah nailed it
dude Nerd when did you get Merch? that's awesome.
- well, if it isn't another video from my 58th favorite RUclipsr. 😄
(casually hides my "Raven Is #1!" sign)
@@DistractedNerd - 😄😜😄 I love your videos. I honestly can't wait for you to work your way through Steven Seagal's entire library of work.
- I'm just trying to help you stay humble. 👍
Always thought those continuity errors were just mistakes or cutting corners. 😂
A deleted scene has Jack Torrance in the hotel lobby prior to his interview reading a PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE! Add this scene to 15:00 and the math does itself!
for a great shining theory, watch the "wendy theory" most believable theory i have seen so far...
Cheese sandwich factoid is hilarious
I always thought that Kubrick took King’s source material, made it better, which of course probably pissed King off at the time
The real reason why Stephen King hated Kubrick's version of his novel is because Kubrick greatly improved it. Same reason why Paddy Chayefsky hated Ken Russell's version of his novel "Altered States." In both cases, two master directors creating great films out of mediocre books written by overrated hacks.
Best analysis ever!
This commentary is the best.
He filmed all these takes because he sifted through the best pics to tell other narratives within his films.
So Jack stops doing his job, forbids Wendy to enter the room while he's working on his book, tells her that he had a dream that he killed her and Danny. Then starts drooling and crying saying I think I'm losing my mind. Wendy figures, eh we'll ride this out. I'm sure he'll be fine.
The carboflange gasket 😂 which if you talk to any gearhead that's what makes the car go VrOooom
"Heerreee's Jerry!"
Rocky breakdown when?
Dude, you are a latent genius 🙂
Didn't we already do this one?
I like how you tied in your own karate master, Kenneth, to the end of this. Lmao!
How did they hear the roars on the moon?
That was done intentionally as a biting criticism of the Watergate Scandal...😬
Do the Warriors!!
Doug deserved better.He really was a great guy.😵
Goddamn legend.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:23 🌕 *Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" has inspired various conspiracy theories, including the claim that Kubrick faked the moon landing.*
01:06 🎬 *Stanley Kubrick was a perfectionist known for his attention to detail and multiple takes to achieve perfection in his films.*
01:51 🏨 *"The Shining" follows Jack Torrance and his family as they become winter caretakers at the eerie Overlook Hotel.*
02:32 👻 *Danny, the Torrance's son, possesses psychic abilities known as "the shining," which allows him to see disturbing visions.*
06:45 🚪 *Room 237 in the hotel is a place of mystery and danger, and Danny is warned never to enter it.*
10:56 🛀 *Jack encounters a beautiful woman in Room 237, but she transforms into a horrifying figure, leading to tension in the story.*
11:25 🥃 *Jack's descent into madness and aggression intensifies, and he threatens his wife Wendy.*
15:27 ❄️ *The film's climax takes place in the hedge maze, where Jack ultimately freezes to death, and Wendy and Danny escape.*
16:22 🌌 *The video concludes with humorous commentary on the moon landing, suggesting that Doug, one of the actors, met an unfortunate end.*
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Angry roar is a moon bear duh!
Kenneth call back ... Bringing all the big guns. Tim Tonkovich is next!
I am all about worldbuilding. I'm gonna need to hire a loremaster to help keep it all straight
@@DistractedNerd Distracted Nerd Cinematic Universe (DNCU)
I thought this movie was much better than the TV series that King did after this.
I actually like the TV version better. More character development and was more faithful to the source material.
I love the Shining and Eyes Wide Shut but Stanley is a bit overrated, that documentary on the Shining was a joke! I was embarrassed watching it. Would love to see you review Eyes Wide Shut (my favorite Kubrick film)
That's alot of TANG! LOL
" the Wendy theory."
I have always loved this movie!
Nicholson was Brilliant in this!
Why have you not done Mortal Kombat yet??
Yes👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh boooooooyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!
So... why does Jerry always ruin EVERYTHING!
...……………
Why oh why didn’t the Zima machine do it’s job?
Hahah the ending
Wendy does seem like shes terrible at small talk.
Right?!
I love This movie. Thank you scareman jerry
Kubrick was also terrible to shelley duvall
Do another segal lol
Oh boy conspiracy theorists