they meet a famous guy who loves pizza with a camera recording, let the kids be kids, Perfect, in the top 5 of my favorite videos, 8.2 and the kids went wild. They actually knew that it was a great score
That's the FIRST time I ever heard him just straight up say *NO* when someone asked for a slice, and I laughed SO HARD! He's let rambling dirt covered homeless people have slices before, but not these annoying brats 😂
haha......even Daves semi functioning, adderal riddled brain was able to do an instantaneous calculation of what would happen if he opened that box in the middle of that pack of hyenas and said " take a slice"......we'd be seeing a headline next day " Famous Pizza Reviewer Trampled in Parking Lot".
I would be ashamed and embarrassed if any of those obnoxious kids were mine. Completely disrespectful and rude on the part of the kids and parents. Great job Dave for getting through this one without putting your foot in someone's ass.
it's a bunch of kids out for a pizza party after a game and a famous dude showed up. they're kids. if your kid would be sitting quietly acting all timid and polite in that environment i'd be more worried than him having fun and being silly. kids that age are annoying as fuck. always have been.
I grew up with the rule, children should be seen not heard. While I have kids (adults now) this one reinforces why I never had the desire to be around other peoples kids. Dave was spot on with the comments, ‘you aren’t as funny as you think you are’.
I love that Dave is genuine in all he does. Saying he hates the kids while also making that girls day with the bracelet. Both of those came from his heart.
@@whdbnrm3023exactly! I know this isn’t a recent video, but Dave did nothing wrong with these kids. They were trying to get a rise and reaction out of him and they succeeded. You know they talked about this with their friends at school and probably still mention it since it’s on video.
I enjoyed the whole episode.. Dave’s acerbic banter was entertaining for all, and everyone there knew the rules…. Great stuff. Tears fell for the success of Teddy Bear!
Damn Dave, respect at the end there when you gave that little girl your Swiftie friendship bracelet. You may have just positively impacted her life forever! ❤ Keep it up. 👍
That was great. I still couldn't help but laugh at how absolutely worn out his face looked because of those ridiculously annoying kids, but still wanted to do something nice for her. Pretty cool of him.
The moment Teddy’s picture flashed on the screen of her receiving treatment I started tearing up. I was so relieved and happy to see that she has seemingly gotten through it and looks so healthy. Thank you, Dave, for showing her some love and giving her that bracelet. 👏🙏🏻👍🏻
Bro, I want you to know - the moment I saw it flash on my screen how much you cared for the fact that Dave showed some love by giving Teddy that bracelet I started tearing up. I was so relieved and happy to see that you noticed that Dave noticed that she has seemingly gotten through it and looks so healthy. Thank you, @barryholiday8998, for showing Dave some love for showing her some love and giving her that bracelet.
I guess I can never go to Buddy’s because I don’t have a fraction of Dave’s patience and would have ended up in prison. Holy hell those kids were unbearable.
These kids are going to regret this video when they're older, everybody knows the rules.. (Real talk though, they're from Hingham, so what did anyone expect?)
They will regret it a lot sooner. Like today when they watch the video and see how annoying they actually were, plus see all the hate comments about them
As insufferable as the kids were, I appreciate their genius in annoying Dave. They're like in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carey asks the mobster if he wants to hear the most annoying sound in the world, but this time Dave was surrounded by it. LMAO
@@TheDanLevy It was a small pizza. some of the kids would have been left out, which would have ended in hurt feelings. Very diplomatic and considerate. I'm sure if it would have been fewer kids he would have said yes
This review is one of the best ones I’ve seen from Dave in a long time. Couldn’t stop laughing 😂 And it ends with a touching moment. Dave is a really good dude!
When did respect, honor and discipline go out the window? Seems like the kids are in charge of the parents. Well done Dave, no way I would have made it through that.
I was waiting to see if a parent was going to give Dave sh*t for not kissing their a**. It goes beyond not disciplining them, they try to punish other people for not caving in to their demands…
Because they are useless and too afraid to utter the word 'no' and would rather try and be their friend instead of doing their jobs as a functioning parent. While i can't stand this current generation of brainrot kids, i blame my generation of current parents responsible for raising those kids...they are hopeless.
That place was like a spot me and my family go to every weekend , A bar restaurant where the parents just get hammered and let all the kids play around and have fun that makes the place in the 8s to begin . And that little girl at the end made me cry
I love kids and I just can't!!!! I can't even get past the first 2 minutes without stopping the video several times. I'm in my office yelling "shut the hell up" at these kids. I hope these kids parents are embarrassed.
Throughout the comments for this vid, some people are saying things like, "Dave's not angry" and "the kids aren't annoying". Makes me wonder how many of these comments are from the parents (maybe even kids) in the video. 😂😂
It's so bad when we've gotten to this point...Dave handled himself the best he could...Parents acting like children and the grown children acting like toddlers...SMH
He treated all of these random ass kids exactly like I treat my nieces and nephews. That’s hard to do man. I hope he had a good time, but that was so fun to watch man. Big ups Prez
Obviously, Dave is extremely generous. He didn't want to hand out pizza to the kid and not have a slice for the rest of them. There would have been disappointed kids with hurt feelings. Maybe the pizza was on the house which would have been insulting to the owner . He played it perfectly.
@@Motavationto think that at 10 or 11 or 12 years old you weren't just as obnoxious as just flat out disingenuous. Would you have done it on camera? Maybe not. Would one of your parents smacked you upside the head? Maybe. But every kid of every generation was this annoying at that age. It would've been nice for a parent to step in however.
@@jp82cards30you are so right…..fortunately those disgusting media clowns are losing influence by the day. Dave Portnoy is just a higher class dude than any of those weasel reporters.
Naw kids are the best thing in the world as long as they are well mannered and understand you can have fun all day but at certain times enough is enough and it’s time to act straight. That all comes from parenting though and I’m afraid no one’s ever told those kids to cut it out or heard the word NO. Props to Dave for letting one of them hear it
Portnoy meeting a room full of himself (aged 10), and getting triggered, is the best thing ever. 3 of them will be working at BarStool in 10 years time. Everybody knows the rules.
Dave handled this perfectly and these kids weren’t over the top, they were just excited. I mean I did win a Book It Pizza contest at school in 1998 and was able to meet Joe Carter at Camden Yards when he played for the Orioles. We didn’t act like this, but we were very excited to say the least.
The duality of Dave Portnoy… fighting through the trenches in his own personal hell against a bunch of little TikTok shits… then making a little Swifty’s day/week/month.
All of those kids have adhd. Lol even with getting aggrivated he still gives an 8.2 and would have been higher without them. Dave was like I gotta leave.
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I commend Dave for not leaving a trail of bodies behind at this one.
Under rated comment!
HAHAHAHA
It has 149 likes after only 14 minutes. How is that underrated at allll?@@jonjonesiii8619
funny as f**k comment man lol...i agree ..them feral kids really test ones patience...watching from Birmingham England
I can just imagine Dave fighting through a horde of duck sized horses
Kids were unbereable. Parents were useless. What you did at the end was stand up. Much respect Dave
Kids were great 😂 y’all too serious, they’re a basketball team at a pizza party and a famous guy showed up. Let them act stoopid lmao
And you sound like a grumpy old fart!
@@PAWGmothexactly! 👍🏼💯
11-13 years old is the worst age.
they meet a famous guy who loves pizza with a camera recording, let the kids be kids, Perfect, in the top 5 of my favorite videos, 8.2 and the kids went wild. They actually knew that it was a great score
That's the FIRST time I ever heard him just straight up say *NO* when someone asked for a slice, and I laughed SO HARD! He's let rambling dirt covered homeless people have slices before, but not these annoying brats 😂
it is probably the first time in these kids lives they ever heard the word "no" from an adult
I've been kinda on the fence about Dave til now, FK them kids lmaoooo
haha......even Daves semi functioning, adderal riddled brain was able to do an instantaneous calculation of what would happen if he opened that box in the middle of that pack of hyenas and said " take a slice"......we'd be seeing a headline next day " Famous Pizza Reviewer Trampled in Parking Lot".
These kids are privileged brats who need to be denied much more in life.
Crazy homeless people usually stick around and make for great reviews, these kids were just obnoxious and wanted to be on camera
I would be ashamed and embarrassed if any of those obnoxious kids were mine. Completely disrespectful and rude on the part of the kids and parents. Great job Dave for getting through this one without putting your foot in someone's ass.
it's a bunch of kids out for a pizza party after a game and a famous dude showed up. they're kids. if your kid would be sitting quietly acting all timid and polite in that environment i'd be more worried than him having fun and being silly.
kids that age are annoying as fuck. always have been.
Surprised Dave didn't go on CNN to advocate for late term abortions after meeting those kids
It ain’t that serious bro. They’re kids acting like kids. Nothing new
@satchelh calm down dude they’re kids. El Presidente was was clearly not being that serious, that’s that New England love, get a clue.
that’s why they’re called Kids.. laugh a lil
I grew up with the rule, children should be seen not heard. While I have kids (adults now) this one reinforces why I never had the desire to be around other peoples kids. Dave was spot on with the comments, ‘you aren’t as funny as you think you are’.
I love that Dave is genuine in all he does. Saying he hates the kids while also making that girls day with the bracelet. Both of those came from his heart.
Literally screamed in a kids face 10 mins earlier 😂😂
@@PAWGmoth and the kid loved it ,kept coming back for more
@@whdbnrm3023exactly! I know this isn’t a recent video, but Dave did nothing wrong with these kids. They were trying to get a rise and reaction out of him and they succeeded. You know they talked about this with their friends at school and probably still mention it since it’s on video.
The most awkward and annoying age group...gotta agree with Prez
nah is clearly just THIS group, ive watched many of his vids with kids and it was never like this
It's the chemical in their candy that's banned in the rest of the world that's making them hyper i.e the red food colouring in their candy canes .
It's the chemical in their candy that's banned in the rest of the world that's making them hyper i.e the red food colouring in their candy canes .
100% agree with Dave - pain in the A
It's new that kids act this way. Usually the adult would slap them. This is new.
You can tell why tiktok should be banned. These kids are insufferable. Everyone knows they will grow up to open the next dragon pizza.
Blaming tiktok is wild they're obvious a sports team and obviously won and are super happy cmon
Blame TikTok for a parent issue. You wonder why these kids run around like they do.
@@NRC613 Tiktok is a problem worldwide, compare a 10 year old today to a 10 year old 10 years ago. Wildly different.
Their attention span is 6 sizes too small.
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I enjoyed the whole episode..
Dave’s acerbic banter was entertaining for all, and everyone there knew the rules…. Great stuff. Tears fell for the success of Teddy Bear!
I'm laughing so hard because that kid asks for a slice, and Dave says "NO".
Damn Dave, respect at the end there when you gave that little girl your Swiftie friendship bracelet. You may have just positively impacted her life forever! ❤ Keep it up. 👍
Now that girl's got the magic bracelet! Hope she uses the power well and puts it to good use
Epic move Dave! Things like that will last that girl a lifetime!
Dave, a man of the ppl
That was great. I still couldn't help but laugh at how absolutely worn out his face looked because of those ridiculously annoying kids, but still wanted to do something nice for her. Pretty cool of him.
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The moment Teddy’s picture flashed on the screen of her receiving treatment I started tearing up. I was so relieved and happy to see that she has seemingly gotten through it and looks so healthy. Thank you, Dave, for showing her some love and giving her that bracelet.
👏🙏🏻👍🏻
Bro, I want you to know - the moment I saw it flash on my screen how much you cared for the fact that Dave showed some love by giving Teddy that bracelet I started tearing up. I was so relieved and happy to see that you noticed that Dave noticed that she has seemingly gotten through it and looks so healthy. Thank you, @barryholiday8998, for showing Dave some love for showing her some love and giving her that bracelet.
@@catseyes2334 you sound like one of those kids
@@Rich_7755 YoU sOuNd LiKe oNe oF tHoSe KiDs 🤣
@@Rich_7755 he is Taylor Swift
Dave handles pressure from adults acting like children so well
Much respect to you Dave. I really appreciate the fact that you took the time with that young girl with cancer and purchased a shirt.
About as crazy as you can get turns into such a wholesome moment. Dave has the best content on RUclips.
I guess I can never go to Buddy’s because I don’t have a fraction of Dave’s patience and would have ended up in prison. Holy hell those kids were unbearable.
I've been to Buddy's more times than I can remember and it's never been that crazy or annoying there
@@shaolinfox30 that’s a relief to hear!
Well you’re a nobody, nobody will be there for you anyways 😂
i mean youre a nobody so i dont think they would care about you 🤣
@@shaolinfox30 of course not the excitement was hard to contain
These kids are going to regret this video when they're older, everybody knows the rules..
(Real talk though, they're from Hingham, so what did anyone expect?)
Exactly!
I have a 5 year old that acts way less cringe than those kids.
They will regret it a lot sooner. Like today when they watch the video and see how annoying they actually were, plus see all the hate comments about them
Lots of kids and adults do things they regret, part of life (even more so for kids)
Rough look kids😊
The kids weren’t funny but Dave’s reactions was🤣
it's kind of amazing that they hung around that long and didn't even accidentally say something clever or funny or redeem themselves at all.
As insufferable as the kids were, I appreciate their genius in annoying Dave. They're like in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carey asks the mobster if he wants to hear the most annoying sound in the world, but this time Dave was surrounded by it. LMAO
Dave will be a fantastic dad. Look how he handles the pressure. 9.1 on the self control. No flop on this review.
Dave always showing the love, lol! Much respect for keeping his cool!
"Can i have a slice of pizza?" Dave: no. 😂😂
First time I can think of that Dave refused to give someone a slice
I think he asked if he could have the rest of the pizza, not just a slice.
@@TheDanLevy It was a small pizza. some of the kids would have been left out, which would have ended in hurt feelings. Very diplomatic and considerate. I'm sure if it would have been fewer kids he would have said yes
@@whdbnrm3023no he wouldn’t he was annoyed lol
Holy shit, I don’t blame Dave for being annoyed this time around
he wasn't
@@whdbnrm3023 you must have watched a different video
@@ruhyen to a bunch of boys being called annoying and rugrats is a badge of honor, dave knows that. He was encouraging them .
@@whdbnrm3023retard
@@whdbnrm3023Naw they're just brats that can't read a room and shut up when someone calls them "annoying"
Dave, your empathy towards “Teddy” is outstanding, you could do no wrong in my book!
This review is one of the best ones I’ve seen from Dave in a long time. Couldn’t stop laughing 😂 And it ends with a touching moment. Dave is a really good dude!
When did respect, honor and discipline go out the window? Seems like the kids are in charge of the parents. Well done Dave, no way I would have made it through that.
I was waiting to see if a parent was going to give Dave sh*t for not kissing their a**. It goes beyond not disciplining them, they try to punish other people for not caving in to their demands…
You’ve never been or interacted with a kid have u?
for reals those kids are garbage . people thinking that is normal actions for a kid are just as lost as those little pieces of trash
@@joemomma6317just because they’re young doesn’t mean they should be oblivious to respect and common courtesy. Grow up.
@@MisterRawgers you’re slow lol explain to me what they did wrong exactly 🤣🤦🏾♂️ also liking your own comment is kinda pathetic
Why aren't their parents telling them to behave?
Because they are useless and too afraid to utter the word 'no' and would rather try and be their friend instead of doing their jobs as a functioning parent. While i can't stand this current generation of brainrot kids, i blame my generation of current parents responsible for raising those kids...they are hopeless.
One bite, 6 annoying brats Dave’s ready to pizza-murder, everyone’s know the rules
That time Portnoy opened a pizza orphanage. Everybody knows the rules! This was heartwarming. 🍕
😂😂
Lmfaoooo
I think you just have heartburn my guy
lmao
The kids are just a reflection of their parents. Awesome stuff at the end.
That was the best episode I have ever seen. Dave was great
This was tough to watch. True professional Dave. I would have lost my mind.
omg those kids were obnoxious.
Well this just entered into my top 5 favorite reviews of all time!! Your the fucking man Dave and giving Teddy your Swifty bracelet!! Pure gold!
As a father of four young children I would not allow my children to behave that way. That was ridiculous.
That place was like a spot me and my family go to every weekend , A bar restaurant where the parents just get hammered and let all the kids play around and have fun that makes the place in the 8s to begin . And that little girl at the end made me cry
I love kids and I just can't!!!! I can't even get past the first 2 minutes without stopping the video several times. I'm in my office yelling "shut the hell up" at these kids. I hope these kids parents are embarrassed.
It's literally the craziest boys age group.... Lol u might love kids but Don't know much about 12 year old boys lol.
Throughout the comments for this vid, some people are saying things like, "Dave's not angry" and "the kids aren't annoying". Makes me wonder how many of these comments are from the parents (maybe even kids) in the video. 😂😂
It's so bad when we've gotten to this point...Dave handled himself the best he could...Parents acting like children and the grown children acting like toddlers...SMH
I bet Dave used to be one of those kids.
I think you are taking this too serious ,it was all in fun
Ok...Not really at all but thanks for the comment @@whdbnrm3023
damn you sound patient, let me know how smacking children for spilling milk feels
What with the comments saying that kids being annoying is a new thing?
Through all that, the reaction after the score didn’t disappoint
huh?
He treated all of these random ass kids exactly like I treat my nieces and nephews. That’s hard to do man. I hope he had a good time, but that was so fun to watch man. Big ups Prez
Jesus christ. Gold screenshot at 2:31. Not sure if i can finish the rest of the video tho lol
One bite, Prez trying to hide that he has a heart of gold at the end, everybody knows the rules.
It’s the funniest thing ever that he’s being so serious and the kids think he’s joking lmao
First time I've seen Dave tell somebody they couldn't have a slice
Obviously, Dave is extremely generous. He didn't want to hand out pizza to the kid and not have a slice for the rest of them. There would have been disappointed kids with hurt feelings. Maybe the pizza was on the house which would have been insulting to the owner . He played it perfectly.
@@whdbnrm3023You forget the most important part: they were annoying as all hell
This really is the way kids are being raised in MA and CT…. it’s widespread and crazy.
Yes, liberal enclaves..
This is what working at a Middle School is like ...every day!!
Buddy’s has always been solid. I am enjoying the South Shore bar pizza reviews Dave!
“Who are you!?” Dave kinda snapped there lol
"Now I know why tigers eat their young." -Al Czervik.
Even the college campus reviews weren’t this crowded and loud. The adults and owners etc were all calm and cool ppl though!
Teddy keep fighting! 💙
That age group these days is a nightmare. Nothing worse than parents who don't shut their kids up and teach them respect.
People said the same about you at that age, guaranteed.
Agree. Nothing cute about this obnoxious behavior. Parents stand by laughing
@@NittanyNation22you would be wrong buddy, but go ahead and defend these undisciplined spoiled brats. You must have the same type of kids at home.
@@Motavationto think that at 10 or 11 or 12 years old you weren't just as obnoxious as just flat out disingenuous. Would you have done it on camera? Maybe not. Would one of your parents smacked you upside the head? Maybe. But every kid of every generation was this annoying at that age. It would've been nice for a parent to step in however.
@@NittanyNation22no not at all our generation is shit and much much much much much worse than past generations.
Thought that was rude af of Dave to say that about those kids but by the end of the video I would have had CPS called on me
No one will go to this place knowing these disrespectful kids might be there. Parents need to get there kids in check
Exactly dude I'm not going there lmfao probably has kids jumping on the tables and screaming 🙄
Multiple obnoxious children ruining the video with equally obnoxious parents. At least the end was wholesome.
Annoying little nephews. Loved all the family vibes of this video so much
El prez is 1 solid good dude. If only everyone with resources gave back like he does...
and the disgusting media clowns do nothing but rip on him
@@jp82cards30you are so right…..fortunately those disgusting media clowns are losing influence by the day. Dave Portnoy is just a higher class dude than any of those weasel reporters.
This is an effective ad for Durex. Props to Prez for persevering.
i love that he took the time with the kids at the end
Bests I’ve seen yet, they freaking love u pizza all of the above. Rock on Dave thanks for all you do
Good on you Dave. Despite the kids being super annoying, you still managed to impact that little one.
David hates kids like the rest of us, everybody knows the rules
Naw kids are the best thing in the world as long as they are well mannered and understand you can have fun all day but at certain times enough is enough and it’s time to act straight. That all comes from parenting though and I’m afraid no one’s ever told those kids to cut it out or heard the word NO. Props to Dave for letting one of them hear it
Hating kids is weird as fuck lol
Don't know how you do it Dave, I'd have told them to "fuck outta here!" several times, lol
Come on! What great energy! Prayers for Teddy! Keep it up Dave!!!
It's hilarious watching Dave interact with children 🤣🤣
The best reviews are when you are interacting with the chaos around you😂😂
"Full of energy"? No, they're obnoxious entitled brats.
Dave is the literally my favorite person ever. his tolerance for this is amazing. almost looks like he likes it a little bit but his eyes says it all
Canadians here! Happy Friday and good PIZZA EATING - we all know - DAVE NEEDS TO RETURN TO CANADA!
Dave’s a gem, he embraced everyone while making it funny.
Dave is always great with the kiddos! 😂
Amazing how a group of kids know the value of an 8.2 more than most of the owners he runs into
That reaction was fantastic . Those kids were so happy about the score
@@whdbnrm3023 It doesnt matter what he scored it they still would scream
@@tomconnolly9895 LOL Great point
Portnoy meeting a room full of himself (aged 10), and getting triggered, is the best thing ever. 3 of them will be working at BarStool in 10 years time. Everybody knows the rules.
Hahahaha he hates em cause there can only be one Dave
You’re probably one of the parents of said kids.
Tough watch. Some kids have zero manners
1:45 literally everyone is on their phones filming a guy doing a pizza review that will be on youtube...
I can hear Pacino hollering "id take a flamethrower to this place".
Dave doing everything in his power to not drop an F bomb on those kids.
Poor Prez... Most difficult review ever, in so many ways.
instant classic. absolutely great review
"Do you know what the grimace shake is"
"No"
LMFAOOOOOOOO
The Lunatic Kids Fit You Like A Glove !!!! 😉🤣
You're a good man, Dave, God bless you
That's piss poor parenting.
Kid in the Nike jacket gonna REGRET this when he gets to hs 💀
This is one of the funniest videos Dave has ever done. Annoying kids are hilarious when watching them on tv.
Dave handled this perfectly and these kids weren’t over the top, they were just excited. I mean I did win a Book It Pizza contest at school in 1998 and was able to meet Joe Carter at Camden Yards when he played for the Orioles. We didn’t act like this, but we were very excited to say the least.
We've all been bratty kids. It's a part of growing up. But I wouldn't dare to act like that around my parents. Times have changed.
40 being the new 20...
Its like a birth control ad
these poor kids are going to get destroyed for this video when they go back to school and when they are older
“ I thought it was the one bite rule you just took two” 😂😂
" do you know the grimace shake?" was so funny
Daves next video sponsored by Plan B everyone knows the rules
one bite, everybody knows they''re not the only one crying. stay strong teddy
The duality of Dave Portnoy… fighting through the trenches in his own personal hell against a bunch of little TikTok shits… then making a little Swifty’s day/week/month.
Dave trying not to smile the whole time was pretty funny to
Parents just standing there like this is normal behavior lol...
one bite, dont care how good the pizza might be, avoiding that chuck e cheese
I was once these kids. I couldn't imagine dealing with us. Makes me hate myself. Kudos for Dave. Nothing but the best wishes for Teddy.
Had to fast forward through those annoying kids and the Dad - so obnoxious.
That was good stuff at the end. Top notch, top notch Prez.
Love all the adults congratulating him on the way out for eating a slice of pizza
All of those kids have adhd. Lol even with getting aggrivated he still gives an 8.2 and would have been higher without them. Dave was like I gotta leave.