Big Isn't Better, It's Just Better; The Restoration of St. Francis

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @alex0589
    @alex0589 5 лет назад +2438

    Client, knocking on conservators' front door: Hi, i have an old painting i'd like you to take a look at, i-
    Julien: **spits 142 tacks in spit-bucket** , yes, of course, let me see here-
    Client:

  • @PiskeyFaeri
    @PiskeyFaeri 5 лет назад +3131

    "I'm going to have to... scrape... each. and. every. one. of. them. off."
    [Flashbacks to the Scraping Of The Painting]

    • @Needsleep247
      @Needsleep247 5 лет назад +77

      PiskeyFaeri *Vietnam sounds*

    • @haleydarby-miller4480
      @haleydarby-miller4480 5 лет назад +99

      But is it worse than polyurethane?

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 5 лет назад +6

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @cloudyminja
      @cloudyminja 5 лет назад +11

      IM GETTING FLASHBACKS

    • @twiggyjali
      @twiggyjali 5 лет назад +19

      @@haleydarby-miller4480 Nothing is worse than PU. Nothing.

  • @xemirahobbyless
    @xemirahobbyless 4 года назад +7992

    I always thought these painters just had a thing for dark, desaturated and depressing colors. Turns out, it's grime.

    • @Natalija379
      @Natalija379 4 года назад +497

      Same! When I went to Italy 5 years ago, I've visited some important cathedral that had various artworks displayed and I was stunned by all the colours! The paintings were so lush that it almost made me felt like a sinner. I was thoroughly shocked.

    • @janedoe2784
      @janedoe2784 4 года назад +330

      Just like how classical sculptures were supposed to be painted, I actually like the white marble grim look

    • @kaymarrand9970
      @kaymarrand9970 4 года назад +94

      Mixture of grime, yellowed varnish and some pigment discoloration.

    • @michaeltres
      @michaeltres 4 года назад +115

      I shouldn't be surprised, but I am, at how often much of the grime is tobacco smoke.

    • @lofiwackpainting7439
      @lofiwackpainting7439 4 года назад +19

      If I knew how to ain’t I would use those colors, as a way of setting the atmosphere most of my painting would have. After all, they are supposed to reflect off your emotions or lack thereof.

  • @jenniferl.8111
    @jenniferl.8111 3 года назад +2125

    The way he considers if future restorers will be able to restore the painting from his work is so amazing...even hundreds of years later, his art, his work, his dedication will hopefully be examined by another of his skill level and care.

    • @TheRealColBosch
      @TheRealColBosch 3 года назад +73

      He has a video where he had to go back and re-restore a painting he'd previously done. I seem to recall he still managed to throw some shade around.

    • @jenniferl.8111
      @jenniferl.8111 3 года назад +23

      @@TheRealColBosch I’ve seen that one lmao I think he still did a pretty good job though

    • @jj-zs3dh
      @jj-zs3dh 3 года назад +33

      By then they’ll be like “eugh, Belgian linen, how amateur”.

    • @stylesoul
      @stylesoul 2 года назад +1

      @@TheRealColBosch do you remember what vidéo it was?

    • @meeseification
      @meeseification 2 года назад +8

      The restoration of Anne. Great video. He pats himself on the back a few times. 😂

  • @melcee22
    @melcee22 5 лет назад +6907

    Someone else: * puts tacks in their mouth *
    Me: you idiot wtf
    Julian: * puts tacks in his mouth *
    Me: there is no end to this man’s talents and skills. Amazing

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 5 лет назад +232

      Me: Wait wh-
      Julian: *puts tacks in his mouth*
      My anxiety: *Spikes like hell*

    • @lava_oreo
      @lava_oreo 5 лет назад +24

      @1ConnectT1 this is gold

    • @Luckingsworth
      @Luckingsworth 5 лет назад +15

      That is how you are supposed to do it. What a stupid comment. It's how humans have done it ever since nails and tacks have existed. And likely before then.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 5 лет назад +133

      @@Luckingsworth Not really.
      Because most people arent trained to do it, as well as the fact we are taught from a young ass age to NOT put sharp objects in our mouths.

    • @almostover100
      @almostover100 5 лет назад +31

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241
      Which world do you live in where you have to be specifically taught how to put a tack or a nail in your mouth without hurting yourself..?

  • @dimsufferer9951
    @dimsufferer9951 5 лет назад +2505

    My grandfather, in alarm at seeing the colors radically change: What is he doing?!
    My grandmother who has been taking care of her mother and grandmother’s paintings for the last 30 years: It’s called cleaning Phillip, maybe you should think of doing that sometimes.

    • @dullahanic
      @dullahanic 4 года назад +41

      get fucked phillip

    • @gaysonderulo5411
      @gaysonderulo5411 4 года назад +143

      My girl did not have to ROAST him like that but SHE DID. Iconic.

    • @docchigahikaru
      @docchigahikaru 4 года назад +60

      Pfffft roast him like a turkey dinner, gramma 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @melissaexton8680
      @melissaexton8680 4 года назад +18

      Hahahaha!!! Go Grandma! This made my day!

    • @dalecaicai5666
      @dalecaicai5666 4 года назад +3

      that did not happen

  • @kale0811
    @kale0811 5 лет назад +8448

    seeing julien talk directly to the camera felt like something i wasn’t supposed to see

    • @wikihowwikiwhy7176
      @wikihowwikiwhy7176 5 лет назад +638

      kaeli hes done this before and it’s always unsettling, i feel like he’s staring into my soul

    • @dtebarrett
      @dtebarrett 5 лет назад +267

      Like peppy pig looking at you straight on

    • @ashenrose2262
      @ashenrose2262 5 лет назад +89

      same i feel like that every time he does that

    • @Toscanilda
      @Toscanilda 5 лет назад +391

      It feels like he's breaking the 4th wall

    • @stiannobelisto573
      @stiannobelisto573 5 лет назад +156

      Feels like I committed a sin

  • @zimberticagames5291
    @zimberticagames5291 3 года назад +1627

    "I did not have a beard at the start of this project"
    *goes back to beginning of video to see a clean shaven man*

  • @memoriam.victoriam
    @memoriam.victoriam 5 лет назад +7241

    Somebody needs to make a compilations of him roasting past conservators lol

    • @wonderwend
      @wonderwend 5 лет назад +490

      He does it so nicely too. I'd be like " what stupid feckin' eejit decided that lead paint and a hanky were appropriate canvas repair mediums?!"

    • @doodlebug7250
      @doodlebug7250 5 лет назад +943

      What Julian says: "Someone in the past covered this painting in polyurethane, which is about the WORST thing you could cover it with."
      What Julian means: *Gordon Ramsey voice* "WHAT the everloving SHIT was going through this person's head?! POLYURETHANE??? A MORON. A FUCKING DONKEY. AN IDIOT SANDWICH."

    • @sethamederat5841
      @sethamederat5841 5 лет назад +208

      * lovingly * we stan a shady bitch my dudes

    • @amyk4503
      @amyk4503 5 лет назад +15

      YESSSS

    • @tedlich
      @tedlich 5 лет назад +126

      I don’t perceive it as roasting. I reckon it’s more that the earlier conservational work has been made at a time where the modern day’s materials, techniques and technologies weren’t available or even thought up/invented.
      My guess is that the lead paint may even be a century old or so (but it’s just a guess).

  • @alysaloha
    @alysaloha 4 года назад +18451

    I love how he always talks to his viewers like we're all gonna be little art conservators ourselves one day. Kinda wholesome

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 4 года назад +692

      Yeah, it really makes me want to study to become a conservator, I mean, at this age I could go into that....

    • @chloevaughn9755
      @chloevaughn9755 4 года назад +766

      Oml it’s like we’re all his little kids coming into his work and he’s showing us what he does

    • @clairehuang47
      @clairehuang47 4 года назад +191

      @@chloevaughn9755 woahhhh that's right! i never thought about it like that...

    • @joshuarosen6242
      @joshuarosen6242 4 года назад +65

      What? You mean you aren’t?

    • @coreflakes
      @coreflakes 4 года назад +127

      (The one kid who touches everything)

  • @lis4394
    @lis4394 5 лет назад +4676

    Julian: “ **puts tacks into mouth** this is an old technique whereby the tacks are held in the cheek”
    Me: “lmao yea right ok”
    Julian: *doesn’t say “I’m kidding”*
    Me: wait what ???

    • @ramayanaroxas5457
      @ramayanaroxas5457 5 лет назад +211

      I WAS WAITING FOR THE "I'M KIDDING"

    • @normasea
      @normasea 5 лет назад +154

      I couldn't help worrying what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed any of them.

    • @letswoofmeow
      @letswoofmeow 5 лет назад +65

      God Lord it was hard to watch that part with tacks and not thinking Good Lord he's gonna swallowe it, oh nooo.

    • @sassy0518
      @sassy0518 5 лет назад +189

      He has such a (please, please pardon this) tongue in cheek type of humor, that it took a long time to realize he wasn't just bullshitting! LOL

    • @maddiezapss
      @maddiezapss 5 лет назад +33

      That's exactly what I thought 😂 I was waiting for him to say "sike" lol

  • @horacio1464
    @horacio1464 3 года назад +268

    I'm not gonna lie, the trick with tacks in your mouth was pretty neat. And if you sneeze, you basically turn into a nailer :D

    • @fnafenthusiast23
      @fnafenthusiast23 Год назад +16

      If I were doing that, I would be at risk of BEING nailed IN THE MOUTH because I inhale really sharply right before I sneeze 😅

    • @TheCetnikSRS
      @TheCetnikSRS 7 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks mate, you made me laugh out loud, was having shit day 😁

  • @pr.dr.nachtigaller5154
    @pr.dr.nachtigaller5154 5 лет назад +2992

    When he said " spitting tacks " I expected him for some reason to just cartoonishly spit the tacks straight into the wood

    • @thepotatotubers8475
      @thepotatotubers8475 4 года назад +50

      SAME SAME SAME

    • @guglyfugly8551
      @guglyfugly8551 4 года назад +81

      the power he holds is not foolish enough for this action

    • @alaaqui
      @alaaqui 4 года назад +2

      Omg same 😂

    • @lostbusproductions8459
      @lostbusproductions8459 4 года назад +62

      You expected that because you know that he could've if he wanted to.

    • @ana-bw1pi
      @ana-bw1pi 4 года назад +16

      Now that's alotta damage! i thought it was a skit so i was surprised but he cONTINUED 😭😭😭

  • @cactuskaktus6734
    @cactuskaktus6734 5 лет назад +6650

    Love him or hate him, he spitting straight tacks

    • @Andrzejewskiable
      @Andrzejewskiable 5 лет назад +132

      Cactus Kaktus this literally deserves more recognition and the fact that its not one of the most liked comments upsets me greatly

    • @PercabethLovernot
      @PercabethLovernot 5 лет назад +37

      *get out*

    • @maplegirl5915
      @maplegirl5915 5 лет назад +28

      why isnt this the top comment this made me laugh irl

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos 5 лет назад +17

      That is a severely underrated comment you have right there....

    • @RamdomGuy1337
      @RamdomGuy1337 4 года назад +10

      I have to imagine a very corpulent black man not unlike big smoke watching this video very carefully and with full attention, commenting this with the utmost vigor.

  • @katiec3225
    @katiec3225 5 лет назад +4044

    baumgartner: so I’m gonna have to bridge this repair
    me: ah yes, no doubt with strips of Belgian linen

    • @Iolovelita
      @Iolovelita 5 лет назад +23

      Katie C me lmao

    • @Iolovelita
      @Iolovelita 5 лет назад +188

      No fucking polyurethane get that shit out of here lemme whip out my conservative grade reversible water-soluble archival adhesive

    • @SuperSpable
      @SuperSpable 5 лет назад +5

      haha

    • @andreasryden334
      @andreasryden334 5 лет назад +20

      Katie C so you were wrong even after watching the video? individual fibres not strips

    • @glennmaillard9076
      @glennmaillard9076 5 лет назад +9

      Andreas Rydèn You are not familiar with wit?

  • @yandereshark
    @yandereshark 10 месяцев назад +43

    This man speaks like a lifelong friend who has experienced more than you but never judges your own experiences and only wants to see you do well and improve as a person

  • @dresthon
    @dresthon 5 лет назад +3395

    Julian has to defend his palette every video. Alright, who’s the one complaining about his palette?

    • @the_hate_inside1085
      @the_hate_inside1085 5 лет назад +210

      It was me, the destroyer of worlds.

    • @applejayz1987
      @applejayz1987 4 года назад +33

      IT WAS ME, DIO

    • @urdadscottie5131
      @urdadscottie5131 4 года назад +10

      Applejayz19 DIOOOOOOOOO

    • @whatthehhhhhddd
      @whatthehhhhhddd 4 года назад +23

      @@_elliethesmelly it appears that the jojo fans have infested this comment section too, no video is safe from their rampage ig

    • @angie_8189
      @angie_8189 4 года назад +1

      Ur mom

  • @madeleine363
    @madeleine363 5 лет назад +1233

    "I did not have a beard when I started this project"
    Well damn...

    • @strange144
      @strange144 5 лет назад +43

      I actually went back to check, lol

    • @agsuvongiest
      @agsuvongiest 5 лет назад +3

      @@strange144 Same!

    • @elliepascoe5954
      @elliepascoe5954 5 лет назад +3

      Hum, yeah. Now better take of that beard again! 😬

    • @Trixtah
      @Trixtah 5 лет назад

      Hah, I noticed at 4 mins in - "man, is Julian having a rough week? starting to get some scruff on!" I admit it wasn't till I noticed a fair amount of growth on his neck, about 2 mins before he mentioned it, that I realised it was deliberate.

  • @aliciabanister8188
    @aliciabanister8188 4 года назад +3705

    I was waiting for the “just kidding” when he just casually threw a handful of tacks into his mouth but it never came

    • @aliciarouinvy6271
      @aliciarouinvy6271 4 года назад +30

      Alicia Banister Same 😭

    • @piaachaval7972
      @piaachaval7972 4 года назад +82

      that image will haunt us from now one.

    • @aya-yz6ro
      @aya-yz6ro 4 года назад +5

      ....when did he do this.....?

    • @diocastile
      @diocastile 4 года назад +10

      @@aya-yz6ro 26:30

    • @Eva-ww8kx
      @Eva-ww8kx 4 года назад +51

      Imagine swallowing one by accident...

  • @claire9183
    @claire9183 3 года назад +1677

    “if ur ever transporting a painting...”
    ah yes those times when i, as a teen girl will be transporting an old piece of art. those times...

    • @sholmes4593
      @sholmes4593 3 года назад +87

      Me, putting my drawings on a dirty folder and throwing them on a school bag full of trash and open markers.

    • @graphite1808
      @graphite1808 2 года назад +28

      @@sholmes4593 my old drawings in my old, distorted, folded, wetted and stepped on by my cats and myself sketchbook, are looking at me

    • @almachizit3207
      @almachizit3207 2 года назад +11

      You're not going to be a teenager forever

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 года назад +9

      @@almachizit3207 No shit.

    • @samuels1123
      @samuels1123 2 года назад +8

      @@almachizit3207 Yeah but the fact that they weren't transporting an old piece of art at that time will be forever

  • @waifuman6000
    @waifuman6000 5 лет назад +14782

    Everybody gangsta until the conservator guy start eating tacks

    • @pineapple7024
      @pineapple7024 5 лет назад +948

      Every conservator gangsta until they accidentally swallow tacks

    • @pieyield2255
      @pieyield2255 5 лет назад +83

      Everyone gangsta till

    • @marshmellowmoon7990
      @marshmellowmoon7990 5 лет назад +555

      I thought he was kidding when he ate the tacks
      I thought 'spitting tacks' was just a strange name for a technique for quickly putting tacks in

    • @Lucia-pt4mr
      @Lucia-pt4mr 5 лет назад +75

      gourmet

    • @lucifugerofocale5847
      @lucifugerofocale5847 4 года назад +37

      Jay Sage tis’ but a meal for the supreme conservatives

  • @laurenc3105
    @laurenc3105 5 лет назад +5488

    i love how julian is starting to bring more humor into his videos he has such a great personality

    • @DeuceGenius
      @DeuceGenius 5 лет назад +24

      he made a joke?

    • @donnytekkaz7065
      @donnytekkaz7065 5 лет назад +8

      Ill clart your head in

    • @iuliastroia4134
      @iuliastroia4134 5 лет назад +31

      Yes, he has a great sense of humor 😂😂

    • @clasicgrl
      @clasicgrl 3 года назад

      @@DeuceGenius r

    • @Pamven
      @Pamven 3 года назад +6

      Never before have I ever been so relaxed and lmfao simultaneously. Until Julian. 🤣

  • @admirersreveries6663
    @admirersreveries6663 5 лет назад +2804

    1983 : The joy of painting
    2020 : The joy of restoring

    • @fiveseven15
      @fiveseven15 5 лет назад +80

      Joy. Until staples and polyurethane show up

    • @rigoapple
      @rigoapple 5 лет назад +12

      @@fiveseven15 Oh no, no that again

    • @sergejcod2
      @sergejcod2 4 года назад +3

      Vandyke Brown Gang rise up

    • @Tyrone4223
      @Tyrone4223 Год назад

      I know you

    • @Sailormoonwoot
      @Sailormoonwoot Год назад +1

      omg i listen to both of them when i sleep

  • @alexandraalsabih4257
    @alexandraalsabih4257 3 года назад +381

    Julian: "if it does need to be taken off in the future, it will be much easier than a big lead patch"
    wow the shade
    Julian is such a master of subtly dragging the previous convervators

    • @Bedevere
      @Bedevere 2 года назад +13

      Luckily the potential recipient of that shade is probably already dead.

    • @joeb4142
      @joeb4142 Год назад

      Legendary

  • @bettybrush1443
    @bettybrush1443 4 года назад +14219

    I love how he makes it sound like a tutorial but we're all just watching this at 3 am

    • @Chiara-fm1ty
      @Chiara-fm1ty 4 года назад +140

      literally 2:45 am right now

    • @nale3333
      @nale3333 4 года назад +64

      3:02 😪

    • @antheajohnson4234
      @antheajohnson4234 4 года назад +157

      You can stop attacking us now...I feel so called out...

    • @RubberToaster
      @RubberToaster 4 года назад +23

      That's what all tutorial videos are

    • @wizard77733
      @wizard77733 4 года назад +36

      4:57 am

  • @liv3130
    @liv3130 5 лет назад +3433

    Julian: I’m gonna be doing a edge lining using
    Everyone: BELGIAN LINEN

    • @LeeDee5
      @LeeDee5 5 лет назад +144

      me before this channel: Belgian linen who is she, I never heard of her? 👎
      me after this channel: Mmmm Belgian linen, that's music to my ears! 🙌

    • @scarletpimpernelagain9124
      @scarletpimpernelagain9124 5 лет назад +83

      Everyone: nodding sagely.

    • @arranaburden5667
      @arranaburden5667 5 лет назад +29

      There was one where he reenforced the existing tacking edge with silk!

    • @llamalady
      @llamalady 5 лет назад +17

      as a belgian, it makes me feel validated lol

    • @scarletpimpernelagain9124
      @scarletpimpernelagain9124 5 лет назад +9

      Arrana Burden gasps,clutches pearls,reels, Surely Not!😳😳😳(can you remember which one it was and let me know if you do please, cheers)

  • @jamesfullerton4625
    @jamesfullerton4625 4 года назад +3137

    I love how passive aggressive he is to people who tried and failed to retouch it in the past

    • @Leiveyy
      @Leiveyy 4 года назад +24

      its the best part about the voice overs ngl

    • @luongtran7054
      @luongtran7054 4 года назад +9

      Aka passionate

    • @jaydavie6463
      @jaydavie6463 3 года назад +2

      If it's worth doing it's worth doing right

    • @bunhuii
      @bunhuii 3 года назад +8

      my favorite part of watching these videos is judging the (bad) past conservation attempts as if I have anything more than basic knowledge of art conservation

    • @pavel-gubanov
      @pavel-gubanov 3 года назад +4

      It seems to me that this is an expression of pain that the painting has not been treated in the best possible way.

  • @nicklovinglife
    @nicklovinglife 3 года назад +92

    "I did not have a beard when we started this..." is my favorite line in this narration. What a mood

  • @TheSleepysleep
    @TheSleepysleep 4 года назад +3311

    I look away for one second and he's downing a handful of tacks. 3 am is wild, you guys.

    • @sonijaali
      @sonijaali 4 года назад +20

      i was gonna like your comment but its at 999

    • @ka1_gbsk897
      @ka1_gbsk897 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @Autumn_The_Nerd
      @Autumn_The_Nerd 4 года назад +18

      mm, imagine being drunk watching this.. that could go very wrong

    • @CyberSc0rpio
      @CyberSc0rpio 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @TheSleepysleep
      @TheSleepysleep 4 года назад +3

      @@sonijaali That is fair and valid

  • @uzstone7937
    @uzstone7937 5 лет назад +5913

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    His mouth full of tacc

    • @123austinl
      @123austinl 5 лет назад +60

      Imagine if he swallows one OML

    • @nof9469
      @nof9469 5 лет назад +15

      Laughed out loud at that 😂

    • @TerriB88
      @TerriB88 5 лет назад +111

      And with beard, he a snacc.

    • @ashcom978
      @ashcom978 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao

    • @jimmyfleebot
      @jimmyfleebot 5 лет назад +2

      Solid gold comment!

  • @firstnlastnamethe3rd771
    @firstnlastnamethe3rd771 5 лет назад +4687

    *I was really hoping you'd be spitting* those tacks out, like a machine gun.

    • @Forever_Rayne
      @Forever_Rayne 5 лет назад +79

      Glad I wasn't the only one 😆😆😆

    • @RavenMacy
      @RavenMacy 5 лет назад +9

      😂

    • @wonderwend
      @wonderwend 5 лет назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @skylordianandy2644
      @skylordianandy2644 5 лет назад +27

      Just like the cartoons of old! I miss those kinds of things.

    • @theveganenemy
      @theveganenemy 5 лет назад +4

      You can tell some nasty accidents have happened that way before.

  • @azrafrahman5986
    @azrafrahman5986 3 года назад +214

    This guy and Bob Ross are one of the few people who have probably made people into an art major. The video was really cool, thanks for the work

    • @fabulousfloof3546
      @fabulousfloof3546 8 месяцев назад +3

      Can confirm, one of my friends ended up moving to the other side of the world in order to get her masters in art restoration and I refuse to believe she wasn't influenced by videos like this one

  • @Pavlovska
    @Pavlovska 5 лет назад +1868

    "I did not have a beard when we started this project."

    • @Robberator
      @Robberator 5 лет назад +66

      Actually had to go back and see

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 5 лет назад +1

      👏🏻

    • @mousetreat
      @mousetreat 5 лет назад +22

      @@Robberator Same here.. He really didn't have a beard :-D

    • @LeeDee5
      @LeeDee5 5 лет назад +19

      I love his dry humor!

    • @thisiscrazy4122
      @thisiscrazy4122 5 лет назад +24

      @@LeeDee5 Not dry enough, needs to be but on the hot table and vacuum out the moisture !

  • @MaryKurosawa
    @MaryKurosawa 5 лет назад +1983

    "You may be thinking
    A: Thats disgusting.
    B: What about all the saliva."
    THIS MAN DOESNT EVEN CONSIDER DANGER AN OPTION THATS HOW GOOD HE IS.

    • @sophieisawesomeoh
      @sophieisawesomeoh 5 лет назад +99

      My first thought was danger.

    • @lemongraabtheforsaken1225
      @lemongraabtheforsaken1225 5 лет назад +33

      My first thought was “huh I’ve seen my dad do that before and just thought he was doing that to hold them, huh”

    • @corvidwyrm4113
      @corvidwyrm4113 5 лет назад +8

      The tacks he was using didn't look very sharp, a duller variety from what I can see

    • @simselchen2293
      @simselchen2293 5 лет назад +31

      Ripley the Skull dog I still wouldn’t want to swallow one. But I’d be even more worried to inhale one and have it stuck in my airways 😱😰

    • @Oscitant_Otter
      @Oscitant_Otter 5 лет назад +24

      @@simselchen2293 That's what I was thinking. I've known a few experienced, professional seamstresses who held pins in their mouth, and inhaled them. One woman got a pin stuck in her lung, and she had to have surgery to remove it.

  • @Giuggiulu.
    @Giuggiulu. 5 лет назад +3541

    "average person eats 3 tacks a year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person eats 0 tacks a year. Tacks Julian, who lives in a studio and eats over 10.000 tacks a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

    • @Brandiwell
      @Brandiwell 5 лет назад +25

      Mm, Cookie Clicker flashbacks.

    • @garuspiks
      @garuspiks 5 лет назад +25

      underrated comment (nice reference)

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 5 лет назад +52

      Same as "the average person has less than two legs" or "the majority of people have more than the average number of legs".

    • @lucyq1445
      @lucyq1445 5 лет назад +61

      I think tacks Julian and spiders Georg would get along quite well

    • @ilaydak.9121
      @ilaydak.9121 5 лет назад

      Giulia mathematically seen-> doesn’t make sense at all. An average person wouldn’t even eat one in a year...

  • @jenniferl.8111
    @jenniferl.8111 3 года назад +104

    My favorite part is when he cleans the painting; it's just so satisfying.

    • @sf9145
      @sf9145 2 года назад +5

      and my second favorite is when he removes the lines/cracks and brings back the softness of the Blessed Virgin Mary's face.

  • @bens.5127
    @bens.5127 5 лет назад +1432

    Julian: nobody’s paying me for speed, they’re paying me for quality.
    Amen.

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 5 лет назад +8

      Well the time it takes is included in the price

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet 5 лет назад +17

      Shit my teacher is grading me on both there’s no end to school’s inaccuracy to the real world

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 5 лет назад +4

      Cheap, quick, good.
      Pick two.

    • @arranaburden5667
      @arranaburden5667 5 лет назад +4

      @@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 ofttimes it's pick one

    • @thenavigator2559
      @thenavigator2559 5 лет назад +2

      @@caseybouquet not really. Julian is just an exception because what he does takes long no matter what and it needs to be good. If I take a week to finish some quality reports but the deadline was 3 days I'm getting reprimanded or fired. Especially if their not even that good

  • @mimikyoo
    @mimikyoo 5 лет назад +1497

    mom, from other room: what are you watching?
    me: the conservation of a religious painting
    mom: *walks in to see a man pour himself a handful of steel tacks and eat them*

  • @Isabella-cm8wr
    @Isabella-cm8wr 5 лет назад +2918

    "I'm gonna be using a technique called the spitting tacks technique" puts tacks on his hand
    me: haha what's he gonna do, eat them?
    him: shoves a handful of tacks into his mouth
    me: surprised pikachu face

    • @michaelam9738
      @michaelam9738 4 года назад +181

      Didn't really expect him to gobble them up from his palm like a terminal patient taking his fistful of meds but ok.

    • @bassyscat4350
      @bassyscat4350 4 года назад +10

      I just laughed so hard at your Pikachu comment
      OMG made my day :D

    • @Revelwoodie
      @Revelwoodie 4 года назад +18

      Roofers do it, too. When I was a kid, I had an older cousin fall off a roof, he swallowed several roofing nails.

    • @lifeexpression5036
      @lifeexpression5036 4 года назад +3

      @@Revelwoodie Oh my god was he ok !?

    • @valentinazunigavaldes6391
      @valentinazunigavaldes6391 4 года назад +14

      i really thought it was a joke until he actually did it and used that tack. i am still in shock

  • @melissawalker5723
    @melissawalker5723 3 года назад +137

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how straight his work is on the Bridging technique to hold in that patch... holy crap... They are literally PERFECT and straight...

    • @arranaburden5667
      @arranaburden5667 Год назад +7

      Did you notice he lays them in every other woven row? Insanity. The best kind

  • @seangould3664
    @seangould3664 4 года назад +4195

    Instead of a timer when you clean, you need a swab “kill count” somewhere on screen.

    • @sherlock7898
      @sherlock7898 4 года назад +79

      He’s unlocked the tactical nuke

    • @mbbuckeyes8386
      @mbbuckeyes8386 4 года назад +44

      I mentioned the same thing to him months ago about the amount of cotton swabs used in one particular restoration and a got a smart ass answer, like “a lot”. Ok. 😏

    • @phenomenalplayer7049
      @phenomenalplayer7049 4 года назад +8

      @@kaliamiller5313 Ah, I see...., a man of culture

    • @sotzipporah177
      @sotzipporah177 4 года назад +2

      K L E O ayyyyyyyyy

    • @leahsegura6614
      @leahsegura6614 4 года назад +1

      Yes!!

  • @nikkiferretti
    @nikkiferretti 4 года назад +3087

    When Julian turned around and started talking directly to the camera I didn't know what to do with myself

    • @buddyboi7007
      @buddyboi7007 4 года назад +311

      I felt like a kid who had just been called on by the teacher. I thought he was going to ask me the name of the next tool he was going to use or something!

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад +13

      lol

    • @birdylady3332
      @birdylady3332 4 года назад +170

      My mom walked in and said “are you on FaceTime with this man”

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад +4

      @@birdylady3332 XD

    • @tablelegz
      @tablelegz 4 года назад +12

      @Robert Lee, Countertenor pst lmaoo he’s just to attractive

  • @janime9554
    @janime9554 5 лет назад +2186

    "I did not have a beard when we started this project."
    me: *goes back and checks*

    • @israeldlr4365
      @israeldlr4365 5 лет назад +3

      Which minute is this?

    • @byusaranicole
      @byusaranicole 5 лет назад

      Same.

    • @eliza3986
      @eliza3986 5 лет назад +19

      to those too lazy to go back, he did not XD

    • @joellelaa
      @joellelaa 5 лет назад +18

      Around 4:20 for the no beard part, look LEFT

    • @heatherellis3471
      @heatherellis3471 5 лет назад

      I went back and checked too! xD

  • @wowsports8800
    @wowsports8800 3 года назад +407

    Ok but DOES THIS MAN KNOWS HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS?!?! His delicacy, he's manner of talking, his hands, his face, his KNOWLEDGE is attractive. Idk if you understand but DAMM

    • @ms10089
      @ms10089 3 года назад +20

      bro yeah.

    • @sad-clown
      @sad-clown 3 года назад +36

      NO BC UR RIGHT AND SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT.

    • @giagem404
      @giagem404 3 года назад +23

      We understand, we understand COMPLETELY

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 3 года назад +2

      lesbian flag 💀💀

    • @lemonshark4961
      @lemonshark4961 2 года назад

      @@sydssolanumsamsys that's how you know he's really attractive. If a lesbian thinks he is, then he is

  • @dudebro3825
    @dudebro3825 4 года назад +3665

    “Hey dude, wanna go to the bar tonight?”
    “Sorry bro, can’t make it. Gotta restore the painting of St. Francis”

  • @emmahacker4020
    @emmahacker4020 5 лет назад +422

    I love the dry humor that is:
    “As you can see, I’m working really fast...
    Because I’ve sped up the camera.”

  • @Silver-jd6xi
    @Silver-jd6xi 4 года назад +1701

    When he just threw back those tacks I was totally expecting him to be joking... but he wasn’t and I’m speechless

    • @sofiaperes9209
      @sofiaperes9209 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @immanuelnuqui5965
      @immanuelnuqui5965 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @apatheticpanda182
      @apatheticpanda182 4 года назад +5

      I WONT BE SILLLLEEEEEENNT YOU CANT KEEP ME QUIIIIEEEET
      CUZ I KNOW THAT I WONT GOOO SPEECHLESSSSS SPEEEEEECCCHHHHHLEEEEESSSSSSS

    • @cutestarlove7456
      @cutestarlove7456 4 года назад +3

      Panda WTF

    • @blackwillow7342
      @blackwillow7342 4 года назад +13

      i thought this comment was a joke nope he deadass downs some tacks what the fuck

  • @an0nym0us_slash35
    @an0nym0us_slash35 4 года назад +56

    I like how he sounds pissed off and tired but trying to keep his composure, like you can hear how tired and stressed out he is

  • @CharmingAthens
    @CharmingAthens 5 лет назад +1677

    "I'm pretty sure they used a white glue like Elmer's"
    Me: Sweet Mother of Christ what were they thinking?

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 5 лет назад +106

      Watch his video of removing a thick layer of polyurethane from a painting.

    • @oberstul1941
      @oberstul1941 5 лет назад +20

      were you also eating chips while saying that?

    • @danaondrackova3431
      @danaondrackova3431 5 лет назад +73

      I never ever even thought of any restoration working or school and now I am offended by some douchebag using elmers glue on a 100 yo painting

    • @rescued1103
      @rescued1103 5 лет назад +17

      Me too!!! And WHITE LEAD PAINT!!!

    • @TypicalTGreen
      @TypicalTGreen 5 лет назад +8

      @@rescued1103 this one really got me, only because of my very minimal knowledge of paint.

  • @Iolovelita
    @Iolovelita 5 лет назад +1532

    Other conservators: polyurethane, staples rabbit skin glue, lead paint patches
    Julian: hold my conservator grade, fully reversible, water and alcohol soluble, archival adhesive

    • @luciagc3383
      @luciagc3383 5 лет назад +28

      A real conservator would never put lead paint patches o polyurethane in an art work, but staples can be a very good choice in some cases and also rabbit skin glue is totally reversible.
      Your welcome

    • @donaldwatson7698
      @donaldwatson7698 5 лет назад +42

      With a descriptive listing like that just for the adhesive, it makes you wonder what his coffee order looks like.

    • @06_Gucci_Mane
      @06_Gucci_Mane 5 лет назад +3

      Lucía GC you’re

    • @Iolovelita
      @Iolovelita 5 лет назад +19

      Lucía GC Excuse me, I sought to make a contrast between ineffective, archaic or simple materials and Julien’s state-of-the-art adhesive, not detail what a “real” and “not real” conservator would do.
      By the way, *you’re.
      You’re welcome.

    • @luciagc3383
      @luciagc3383 5 лет назад +11

      @@Iolovelita thanks guys, English is not my first language

  • @emmanandoca8591
    @emmanandoca8591 4 года назад +1930

    Julian: I’m not really painting, I’m just applying little dots of paint on the canvas
    Pointillists: >:(

    • @anoni6108
      @anoni6108 4 года назад +27

      They big mad😂 didn't they only use the 3 basic colours tho, or was that the one Guy specifically

    • @aliceinclockworks
      @aliceinclockworks 4 года назад +12

      I thought the same thing, when he said it. XD Have an upvote friend!

  • @handuo6301
    @handuo6301 2 года назад +26

    Sometimes I get emotional thinking about that original artist who, unknown to them, will have their work be so lovingly treated and whose original vision will be so faithfully followed. As a student training to be a research scientist, part of my job someday will be to leave behind research and data for the next generation to build upon. I can only hope that my own legacy will be treated with such care, and watching Julian work on these paintings has influenced the respect with which I treat my predecessors in my own field. Both art and science are conversations that span centuries, and if you know how to listen, even long-gone masters can have a whole lot to say.

    • @grassabrutta
      @grassabrutta 23 дня назад

      Have you become a scientist, and do you research, in which fields ?

    • @handuo6301
      @handuo6301 23 дня назад +1

      @ I’m currently in my first year of grad school! I’m getting a PhD in physics.

    • @grassabrutta
      @grassabrutta 22 дня назад

      @@handuo6301 That's good to hear. In the 1990s I did my PhD in chemistry in an area related to wood and glues, so that's why this channel became interesting to me. SEM would be a cool area to get into if you're interested in binding, adsoprtion and absorption. Good luck with it.

  • @kota1v9
    @kota1v9 5 лет назад +666

    when he put tacks in his mouth i thought he was joking with like skittles or somethin

    • @mbgrafix
      @mbgrafix 5 лет назад +11

      ...and the question to ask is,
      "Does your dentist know that you are doing this!?" 🤨

  • @chrome7651
    @chrome7651 5 лет назад +1680

    Julian: and I'm gonna be using a techinique called spitting tacks
    Me: lmao he's so funny
    Julian: *shoves tacks in mouth*
    Me:
    Me: say sike right now

  • @lilyvonfeldt7985
    @lilyvonfeldt7985 5 лет назад +1181

    Me: takes note to always roll up a painting paint layer out
    Also me: will probably never transport a painting in my life

    • @rowanwax
      @rowanwax 5 лет назад +44

      Lily Von Feldt I am now criticizing every movie I have seen or will see which rolls the painting layer inside.

    • @danielfealy1553
      @danielfealy1553 5 лет назад +26

      Me: takes studious notes on how and when to retouch a painting
      Also me: has not touched paint since 6th grade

    • @carlacolombon2641
      @carlacolombon2641 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @mirrormimi
      @mirrormimi 5 лет назад +1

      I have a painting in storage, and I rolled it layer in, *AAAHHGGGGG*

    • @katechaste
      @katechaste 5 лет назад +1

      'Hell yea imma use this knowledge!'
      But then I realise that I rarely use paint...
      And that I've been transitioning to digital art for the past three years...
      And when I do use paint, it's mostly watercolour on a very tiny scale...
      'well never mind then'

  • @thedragon12
    @thedragon12 4 года назад +44

    Good thing these restorations are online, the future conservators masters will be able to see your methods and the why you used said methods to conserve the paintings. To me it's fascinating the work that is needed and that is put into these projects. Great job Julian !

  • @KazzyD
    @KazzyD 4 года назад +2006

    You just bet this guy has a perfectly laid screen protector on his phone, without a single bubble, lol

    • @BaumgartnerRestoration
      @BaumgartnerRestoration  4 года назад +1045

      Oh please, nobody has that, it’s impossible!! 🤣

    • @KazzyD
      @KazzyD 4 года назад +47

      @@BaumgartnerRestoration Lol

    • @Yvolve
      @Yvolve 4 года назад +83

      @@BaumgartnerRestoration That omnipresent spec of dust.

    • @katiemaymash
      @katiemaymash 4 года назад +28

      my screen protecter is on perfectly but since it’s been on i’ve cracked the screen big time

    • @NiaJustNia
      @NiaJustNia 4 года назад +21

      @@BaumgartnerRestoration buffing the bubbles out so much with a piece of Balsa that it ignites 😂

  • @katzchen16
    @katzchen16 4 года назад +9615

    I like to picture a guy 200 years from now restoring a painting that Julian restored and is like "omg there's nothing I hate more than Belgian linen"

    • @chaosuniverse3999
      @chaosuniverse3999 4 года назад +1375

      "tacks? tACKS? by far the worst and most inappropriate method of conservation, j u l i a n, staples are the only option"
      (of course they only know its julian from the neat belgium linen tacking edge held down with tacks)

    • @betelguese18
      @betelguese18 4 года назад +53

      The inception painting?

    • @D_4_N_
      @D_4_N_ 4 года назад +485

      this man used BRIDGING?!?!?!?!

    • @amarantahh93
      @amarantahh93 4 года назад +189

      Sacrilegious !!!

    • @elseby
      @elseby 4 года назад +203

      Who spits on their tacks?!

  • @mihikas18
    @mihikas18 4 года назад +2221

    ‘you might think... gross’
    NO IM THINKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW THOSE

    • @amnahamdan6367
      @amnahamdan6367 4 года назад +58

      yeah me too getting them out will be painful

    • @lamar6616
      @lamar6616 4 года назад +53

      Thinking about that gives me anxiety

    • @houwab5998
      @houwab5998 4 года назад +8

      Yeah me too i only thinking how painful that is to get them out

    • @VoidHeart1
      @VoidHeart1 4 года назад +16

      Funny story uhhhh
      I was helping my uncle who is an electricion
      He was doing this technic to hold big nails
      He accidentally swollen around 4
      And my uncle grew up in a farm so he refused to go to the hospital
      So he decided to eat as mush as possible
      So they could get out naturally and he had around one week of pain from nails that damaged his stomach
      So my family convinced him to go to hospital then he had to go get surgery
      So yeah it is painful lol

    • @Darumeii
      @Darumeii 4 года назад

      what min ?

  • @garyarnold8288
    @garyarnold8288 3 года назад +38

    My grandfather was a carpet layer. He used the same hammer and method to spit the tacks. I always wondered why the tack packages all said sterilized.

  • @bt_18
    @bt_18 5 лет назад +769

    9:28 "And so I have to go with my scalpel and scrape. EACH. AND. EVERY. ONE. OF. THEM. OFF."
    This man is such a massive mood

    • @littlesweetrocky
      @littlesweetrocky 5 лет назад +74

      I think the polyurethane scraping broke a part of him

    • @Creamms
      @Creamms 5 лет назад +9

      That bit made me chuckle

    • @adalid4263
      @adalid4263 5 лет назад +2

      y e s

    • @Swankery
      @Swankery 10 месяцев назад +1

      Some insect poo is stubborn.

  • @mariaeduardawolff3353
    @mariaeduardawolff3353 5 лет назад +442

    Me when I saw Julian filling his mouth with tacks: Oh, he's so playful, love that
    me 3 seconds later: holy god he is serious

    • @Lichen8404
      @Lichen8404 5 лет назад +9

      This painting drove him insane

  • @marik8875
    @marik8875 4 года назад +1748

    i love how in all of these videos Julian is like defending his methods, like how many conservator-experts are critiquing him in the comment section?

    • @simeonbrennan8824
      @simeonbrennan8824 4 года назад +274

      Thats how he so good. He always imagines the old guys from the Muppets talking shit about him in the corner. "Did he just eat a nail?" "With any luck he'll tack him self to the painting. Ahhahahaha"

    • @max2grant
      @max2grant 4 года назад +22

      Oh I know- but the results speak for themselves clearly

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 4 года назад +144

      It happens. There was one time that one of his videos got to the front page of reddit and the top comment was someone claiming to be an expert conservator and criticizing his work super harshly and unfairly. It was obvious that they'd never actually watched or listened to any of his videos because a lot of what they criticized were things that he explains in almost every video.

    • @Szgerle
      @Szgerle 4 года назад +2

      Other conservators exist, you know.

  • @petebutler5139
    @petebutler5139 4 года назад +94

    I love restoring things and using power tools to do it. This video was on my feed and I thought painting restoration?? Give me a break… So I watched a few minutes of it thinking big whoop, but the longer I watched it, the more I began to understand the intricacies of each and every step and the type of personality equipped to manage such a restoration. Your patience, your knowledge and your equipment, blew my mind. Never did I think I would make it through 10 minutes let alone the full length of this video. Bravo my friend… Bravo!

    • @dannicatzer305
      @dannicatzer305 11 месяцев назад

      I like fixing things myself but unfortunately I was born without the patience gene I'd crack up after 5 minutes of scraping and put my foot through the painting..

  • @lauren1646
    @lauren1646 5 лет назад +4533

    i love how this man is so professional and serious and we’re in his comments like “daddy tack man clean MY surface grime off

    • @vanzemunac8723
      @vanzemunac8723 5 лет назад +563

      i hate this comment with a burning passion

    • @404usernotfoundpleasetryag4
      @404usernotfoundpleasetryag4 5 лет назад +64

      Oop-

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 5 лет назад +211

      Nobody says stuff like this and I hope that you’re ashamed of yourself

    • @fpw2223
      @fpw2223 4 года назад +46

      yeet this skeet I mean.....

    • @Kgo-oo4jd
      @Kgo-oo4jd 4 года назад +94

      Who tf would do such a thing I'm wheezing 😂😂😂

  • @rocketsummer
    @rocketsummer 5 лет назад +773

    "i'm working extremely fast because i sped up the video"
    oh thanks if this hadn't been cleared up i would still be under the impression that julian is just that fast

    • @timelordwarrior4394
      @timelordwarrior4394 5 лет назад +17

      Reality is a lie ig julian isnt achully that fast

    • @rigoapple
      @rigoapple 5 лет назад +15

      Wait, Julian is not really that fast and it's edited?! Another lie in my life

    • @_aj_2343
      @_aj_2343 4 года назад +4

      *running at the speed of restoration™*

    • @rasptee
      @rasptee 4 года назад

      he's lying he can't not be that fast

  • @cutiepiedaina
    @cutiepiedaina 5 лет назад +1070

    when he put in all the nails into his mouth i choked on my water; i thought he was kidding!

    • @anonymoustissue
      @anonymoustissue 5 лет назад +5

      SAME!!!

    • @lava_oreo
      @lava_oreo 5 лет назад +9

      @@BubblePirates yes, was wondering the same. some needs to clarify! :D :D

    • @brianevans4
      @brianevans4 5 лет назад +11

      I seriously thought he was joking. But then he just continued like it was normal haha. I was thinking "I dont buy it, I see right through the joke"

    • @Bobg425
      @Bobg425 5 лет назад

      I was taught to do it with panel pins when training as a carpenter many moons ago ,easiest and quickest way.You do end up with bits of crap in your mouth.

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 5 лет назад +1

      i'm still not convinced he wasn't joking tbh xD

  • @le_petit_lutin
    @le_petit_lutin 3 года назад +39

    These videos make me want to be an art conservator so much. It looks like something I could focus on for hours every day for the rest of my life without getting bored. Really makes me wonder what local programs there are near me or how else I could go about learning that.

  • @sequoiatreez
    @sequoiatreez 5 лет назад +1016

    Julain: I'll be using a technique called spitting tacks
    Me: Haha, that's not a thing
    Julian: *puts tacks in his mouth*
    Julian: *keeps putting tacks in his mouth and spitting them out*
    Me: o.O

    • @BaumgartnerRestoration
      @BaumgartnerRestoration  5 лет назад +119

      Gotta do what works!

    • @Teesixhundred
      @Teesixhundred 5 лет назад +32

      @@BaumgartnerRestoration I realize that as you say"gotta do what works". However, I thought you might like to be warned that my Father who was an upholsterer, used to do the same thing with his tacks and he died of stomach cancer which was traced back to his usage of this technique.

    • @sapienproductions
      @sapienproductions 5 лет назад +11

      @@Teesixhundred was he using lead tacks by any chance? Here steel tacks are being used.

    • @PixelOverload
      @PixelOverload 5 лет назад +39

      @@Teesixhundred These tacks are modern stainless steel, the tacks your father used were probably some crude alloy with who knows what in them (probably lead). These tacks are likely as safe or safer than anything you use to cook your food.

    • @SilverXeno
      @SilverXeno 5 лет назад +14

      ...I just imagine the times I have accidentally swallowed gum or ice and knowing...this is how I would die.

  • @ajitasrivastava7019
    @ajitasrivastava7019 5 лет назад +1550

    “I could remove that patch with a stern look”

    • @scarletpimpernelagain9124
      @scarletpimpernelagain9124 5 лет назад +24

      Ajita Srivastava I love dry as a bone humour...

    • @diray3474
      @diray3474 5 лет назад +9

      He said that just as i was reading your comment, what are the chances?

    • @stookinthemiddle
      @stookinthemiddle 5 лет назад +2

      One of his best lines.

  • @samdragonborn5864
    @samdragonborn5864 5 лет назад +1312

    “Every last spot of paint needs to be scraped off”
    *polyurethane flashbacks*

  • @danielloughran2527
    @danielloughran2527 4 года назад +224

    Julian looks like he'd be a really good serial killer...Like dexter levels, I mean he's soooo neat. He'd never get caught!

    • @fsheee3458
      @fsheee3458 3 года назад +12

      Maybe he is you never know haha

    • @hranf
      @hranf 3 года назад +29

      @@fsheee3458 just one time he makes a video and it’s a human body
      “I really love when I get to the eyes” *squsssh*

    • @arandomhumanbeing2464
      @arandomhumanbeing2464 2 года назад +1

      @@hranf 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @bobbigranado
    @bobbigranado 5 лет назад +506

    That fact that he can say “you’ve seen this before if you watched my previous videos” and me to nod and completely remember, that’s wild hahaha

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 5 лет назад +7

      i have a suspicion that baumgardner subscribers are pretty likely to watch every single upload because we know what we're here for and he delivers it straight up

  • @AwesomeDwarves
    @AwesomeDwarves 5 лет назад +1392

    Me showing my friend this video: "Yeah he's so precise and professi-"
    Julian: *Swigs a handful of tacks
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Hold up

    • @fpw2223
      @fpw2223 4 года назад +24

      Fror Firebasher _stop, wait a minute_

    • @midge134evs
      @midge134evs 4 года назад +18

      Still not 100% on whether that’s a joke or not but I think I can live with that

    • @YallSuckLMAO
      @YallSuckLMAO 4 года назад +21

      *Jazz music stops*

    • @sparklydancingmice
      @sparklydancingmice 4 года назад +1

      Fror Firebasher wait what time?

    • @oatmealing2
      @oatmealing2 4 года назад +1

      @@sparklydancingmice 26:25 bon apettit!

  • @jakspaniel
    @jakspaniel 4 года назад +3398

    "How long did this restoration take?"
    *one beard*

    • @GambinoTheGoat
      @GambinoTheGoat 4 года назад +65

      @@deliriaa just one very handsome beard

    • @aaronsapp3407
      @aaronsapp3407 8 месяцев назад +4

      “Americans will use anything to avoid the metric system”

  • @edilyaaang6107
    @edilyaaang6107 3 года назад +81

    "I did not have a beard when we started this project"
    Me: *restarted the video to check because I wasn't paying attention to his beard*
    He really did not have a beard LMAO

  • @forbiddenphish
    @forbiddenphish 4 года назад +3410

    *Robber walks in thinking he will steal some paintings*
    Julian: *Turns around to look at them*
    Julian again: *Starts to spit tacks like a machine gun at the robber*

    • @oliviam4648
      @oliviam4648 4 года назад +122

      GIRL EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE IS ASLEEP AND IM TRYING TO HOLD BACK LAUGHTER HAAHHAHA

    • @moonamoo2
      @moonamoo2 4 года назад +9

      Olivia M lmao same I’m silently laughing like a donkey- also best comment op

    • @tomboy2980
      @tomboy2980 4 года назад +62

      This comment is making me realize just how many tools are in his studio that could be used against a robber- Julian could fucking home alone anyone who would dare. Hot table, band saw, toxic chemicals. Let's just say it would be damage that would NOT be fully reversable.

    • @forbiddenphish
      @forbiddenphish 4 года назад +26

      @@tomboy2980 Omg wait- You right. Julian could just flatten the robber then make his own painting.😩

    • @norainnoflowers1551
      @norainnoflowers1551 4 года назад +12

      the imagination of people like you in comments always makes my day 🤣 thank you

  • @helenp703
    @helenp703 5 лет назад +744

    Julian explaining putting tacks in his mouth
    me: all I see is you kissing your magnetic hammer XD

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 5 лет назад +60

      He and that hammer have been through a lot together.

    • @Sean_but_Not_Heard
      @Sean_but_Not_Heard 5 лет назад +2

      *magic

    • @redfeatheredreptile
      @redfeatheredreptile 5 лет назад +4

      At first I thought he was pretending to put them in his mouth like they were candy.... nope...

    • @siniorgolazo
      @siniorgolazo 5 лет назад

      @@jk-ru8wz "god i wish that were me"

  • @MrTearyOne
    @MrTearyOne 4 года назад +5522

    Me, in my underwear on a beanbag chair eating cheetos:
    "Ah yes, the Belgian linen! Excellent choice! Exactly what I would have done!"

  • @jamz391
    @jamz391 3 года назад +37

    I started watching this hoping to make myself fall asleep... I just ended up getting immersed into the process and almost finishing the vid

  • @potatofuryy
    @potatofuryy 4 года назад +2996

    “I’m going to bring it up to about 100 degrees, because we don’t need a lot of heat”
    *Panics in centigrade*

  • @GrainneDhu
    @GrainneDhu 5 лет назад +759

    I kinda like the idea that, say, 200 years from now when most of the current records are no longer decipherable, a future conservator will just extract a tack, pop it into their DNA machine and go "....hmmmm, okay, Baumgartner. What do we know about him and his methods?" Intern/apprentice: "well, we know he used Belgian linen..."

    • @megaparsec7910
      @megaparsec7910 5 лет назад +60

      GrainneDhu “hmmmmm that saliva was really beneficial.”

  • @oleoavinagrao
    @oleoavinagrao 4 года назад +494

    I love how he went from sounding like an intelectual in the first videos to sounding like a exhausted art student

    • @mimile8594
      @mimile8594 4 года назад +1

      Lol I can relate being in art is hard😂

  • @joserosalesescobar3568
    @joserosalesescobar3568 3 года назад +38

    as a dentistry student its surprising the amount of dental instruments you use

  • @altaïrmaye2520
    @altaïrmaye2520 5 лет назад +390

    Julian: *explains about the spitting tack technique*
    Me: oh, okay.
    Julian: *puts the tacks in his mouth*
    Me: What THE everloving hell are you doing?!

  • @linasayshush
    @linasayshush 4 года назад +3366

    Julian: "Well, I know what you're thinking..."
    Me: "The tacks are going to hurt your mouth! What if you swallow one? What if you get tetanus?! The blood, the horror!!!"
    Julian: "...what about the saliva?"

    • @folasade7433
      @folasade7433 4 года назад +231

      burymeinpink EXACTLY I was more worried about his cheek that the spit tbh

    • @mechwarrior5727
      @mechwarrior5727 4 года назад +128

      @@folasade7433 same, I eat sunflower seeds and will stuff my cheek with them and by the end of the bag my cheek hurts, not to mention my tongue, how he does this with tacks, no idea

    • @tabithawallen7716
      @tabithawallen7716 4 года назад +11

      You have to get a puncture wound, that doesn’t bleed, on a farm with cows or horses to be exposed to tetanus.

    • @anoni6108
      @anoni6108 4 года назад +18

      @@mechwarrior5727 same but salted sunflower seeds and than I have little cuts and stuff on my lips

    • @fatimapi4708
      @fatimapi4708 4 года назад +67

      Exactly! Like dude, I'm worried about YOU, not the damn painting, at this point!!

  • @supremeleaderkimjongun5332
    @supremeleaderkimjongun5332 5 лет назад +555

    roses are red
    staples are weird
    when he started the project
    he didnt have a beard

  • @larak774
    @larak774 9 месяцев назад +3

    Am I the only one that kinda likes those cracks? It just adds to the vibe. You appreciate how old and delicate that painting really is. Of course sometimes those cracks can be very disrupting but overall it adds a certain amount of depth and vulnerability

  • @hcblue
    @hcblue 5 лет назад +680

    Me: Never heard about buffing out varnish before.
    Also me: Ah, yes, of course, use felt for the micro-texture scratches to diffuse the shine.

    • @grandcarriage1
      @grandcarriage1 5 лет назад +24

      So delicately and observantly stated. Eloquently done. (Now I must clean the coffee I snorfed out my nose reading your comment).

    • @geoterra9478
      @geoterra9478 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, it makes enough sense lol

    • @MrJin520
      @MrJin520 5 лет назад +5

      It's so opposite to what we do in the floor refinishing business. Using a pad after we apply a finish (wax or sealer) will actually bring out a higher gloss shine. You basically use a soft surface pad, and run it on a orbital buffer and it makes a dull floor shiny.
      I guess felt is more abrasive than I initially thought.

    • @odettkakesy9471
      @odettkakesy9471 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrJin520 Might've accidentally thought you were talking about using sanitary pads... Was very confused for a good three minutes.

  • @alissagarcia6934
    @alissagarcia6934 5 лет назад +433

    I love the " take note everyone, this is the ONLY time you'll see me use staples"

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T 5 лет назад +1

      I'm surprised he even owned a staple gun.

  • @tiekogalaxylatte8839
    @tiekogalaxylatte8839 4 года назад +1671

    Julian: *pours tacks into hand*
    Me: "Ah yes, alrighty, time for the superior tacks, go Julian-"
    Julian: *puts the handful of tacks into mouth*
    Me: 👁️👄👁️ ⱼᵤₗᵢₐₙ, ᵢ ₗₒᵥₑ ᵧₒᵤ ᵦᵤₜ 𝓌ₕₐₜ₋

  • @susanandrews2294
    @susanandrews2294 2 года назад +8

    Wow, the attention to detail and exquisite amount of care you take with every single step in the process is just mindblowing. Incredible work, I bet the seminary was very happy with it!

  • @ansermancer
    @ansermancer 5 лет назад +1308

    Julian: *takes out staple gun*
    Me: *confused and scared screaming*

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM 5 лет назад +3

      Why, you are presumably behind a computer screen at home and he is at his place of business. plus he is an art restoration expert not a Delta force operator.
      Your meme is stupid.

    • @sofiasalsabila9264
      @sofiasalsabila9264 4 года назад +28

      @@COUNTERCOM r/woosh

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 4 года назад +5

      @@sofiasalsabila9264 I mean, it is a very niche joke which you have to watch number of his videos to understand.

    • @ShpingoShpongo
      @ShpingoShpongo 4 года назад +6

      Elmithian bro i literally just watched one video before this one and get the joke already. i got it before i even watched the video because i saw the merch. it’s not that hard to understand.

    • @Shivcel172
      @Shivcel172 4 года назад +1

      @@Elmithian I'm new it doesn't take much to understand

  • @hamiwiremu7154
    @hamiwiremu7154 5 лет назад +873

    "I ate a bunch of nails for breakfast."
    "So?"
    "Without any milk"

    • @abob77807
      @abob77807 5 лет назад +17

      totally watched that episode yesterday lol

    • @AhhSpoons
      @AhhSpoons 5 лет назад +5

      I need to rewatch all the old spongebob episodes

    • @nico-9805
      @nico-9805 5 лет назад +16

      I'm glad the fine art restoration community still watches spongebob

    • @dipgrizzly25
      @dipgrizzly25 5 лет назад +9

      Welcome to The Salty Spittoon, How tough are ya?

    • @muhammadaryawicaksono4232
      @muhammadaryawicaksono4232 5 лет назад +7

      @@nico-9805 spongebob *IS* fine art

  • @adranirdoradrie4922
    @adranirdoradrie4922 4 года назад +2450

    "I'm only bringing this painting up to a 100 degrees"
    Me, a european : °_°
    Me, sees it's in fahrenheit : relief

    • @kilian-one-l
      @kilian-one-l 4 года назад +68

      I'm Canadian and saaaame

    • @ReginaReRoma
      @ReginaReRoma 4 года назад +15

      me too... I'm Saudi.

    • @mannys9130
      @mannys9130 4 года назад +28

      Hard pills to swallow: Degrees Fahrenheit are the superior unit for the temperatures humans are comfortable in and it's a more precise system without needing decimals. 😎

    • @adranirdoradrie4922
      @adranirdoradrie4922 4 года назад +268

      @@mannys9130 hard pill to swallow : all temperature system are entirely man made and completely arbitrary, there's no superior one, just the one that you're the most used to

    • @kilian-one-l
      @kilian-one-l 4 года назад +161

      @@mannys9130 If it's so superior then why has pretty much every other country switched to celsius? Celcius is much easier to understand, much better way to communicate temperature in a way people can understand intuitively.

  • @kathysausen6493
    @kathysausen6493 Год назад +11

    I can imagine the old masters looking down from heaven and being impressed & pleased that you’ve done a beautiful work restoring their work of art! Not sure I made much sense! This is only the second restoration of yours I’ve watched & it’s truly fascinating!👏👏😊

  • @themysteriousstranger4580
    @themysteriousstranger4580 5 лет назад +618

    Julian: *starts talking directly to camera in real-time*
    Me: HUh wHAT

  • @imjusttryingtosurvivedude9499
    @imjusttryingtosurvivedude9499 5 лет назад +422

    baumgartner's favourite song is 'nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks'

    • @cloudyminja
      @cloudyminja 5 лет назад +13

      YOU DID NOT!!!! YOU DIDNT ISNSHXBSSB STOP THAT OMG

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 5 лет назад +8

      Holy fuck that is a memory I was not prepared to resurface

  • @aldy93
    @aldy93 5 лет назад +927

    Gf: I'm feeling kinda dirty tonight
    Baumgartner: LATHER-RINSE-REPEAT

    • @robohjhonson3711
      @robohjhonson3711 5 лет назад

      Alden D'souza that was funny

    • @ajayprasad3212
      @ajayprasad3212 5 лет назад +30

      *silently takes out a bag and places cotton swabs,balls and bottles of solvent down neatly on a table* "where?"

  • @frannehxpoopz
    @frannehxpoopz 3 года назад +2

    I clicked on this video expecting to skip through atleast 35 minutes of it just to see the final result. But this was so interesting and inviting to watch, I'd watched it almost the whole way through before I realised I'd done so. A great educational video for even non-enthusiasts of art. I really enjoyed it.