【ASMR】 Your have an argument with Alastor 「Alastor x Listener Audio」

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  • @JIZELLE_M.POOKIE
    @JIZELLE_M.POOKIE Месяц назад +165

    Cops: “911 what is your emergency?”
    Me: “MY MORPHY ISNT MORPHYING!”

  • @BlackLilly12
    @BlackLilly12 Месяц назад +115

    “What would we argue about?” *clicks video and skips intro* ‘no I will not piss on you my deer’ WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elid69
    @elid69 Месяц назад +123

    Some people: I like this storyline of Alastor slowly getting to like us and being nice and in a cute relationship
    Morphy, randomly: yes but also p e e f e t i s h

  • @luvlivygaming5780
    @luvlivygaming5780 Месяц назад +215

    *sighs* Morphy’s on drugs again

  • @ilenesinclair974
    @ilenesinclair974 Месяц назад +80

    if Alastor wasn't mad earlier he's definitely mad now .

  • @AshleyFairyyy
    @AshleyFairyyy Месяц назад +113

    WHAT THE HELL!?!
    Alastor: whats wrong with you?
    YEAH MORPHY. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

  • @Uronly_Voidlord
    @Uronly_Voidlord Месяц назад +110

    Why would we ask that from him seriously

  • @darkglitcher09
    @darkglitcher09 Месяц назад +97

    “Why did you ask for me to pee on you?”
    I didn’t it was Morphy’s weird scenarios

  • @AlastorsStaff
    @AlastorsStaff Месяц назад +76

    *Sees the title: Oh no an argument ☹
    *Hears the first 10 seconds: WTF-
    (Honestly I thought the argument was gonna be about the wedding venue or something 😀)

  • @Velvette_Queenboss
    @Velvette_Queenboss Месяц назад +96

    I love how people are like so disappointed 😭

  • @jasmine_hazbinhotel8291
    @jasmine_hazbinhotel8291 Месяц назад +25

    WHY DID I CONTINUE LISTENING TO THIS?!?!?!

    • @Deathdragon345
      @Deathdragon345 Месяц назад +3

      No idea but I still listened to it and I have no idea why

  • @Eyeballss
    @Eyeballss Месяц назад +81

    I don’t think I’ve ever had the urge to hop off a building so quickly in my life. This better not be canon morphy GOD DAMN IT- 7:27

    • @AlastorsStaff
      @AlastorsStaff Месяц назад +13

      I'm kicking screaming and crying, I would actually rather go back to the one where he got hit by a car 😭😭

    • @MoonSkull02
      @MoonSkull02 Месяц назад +5

      @@AlastorsStaff Real 😂😂😂😂 this one just made me cringe so much 😂😂😂

    • @Handle_Needs_Characters
      @Handle_Needs_Characters Месяц назад +5

      @@MoonSkull02 I could not watch this without pausing multiple times 😭

    • @AlastorsStaff
      @AlastorsStaff Месяц назад +3

      @@MoonSkull02 ik this gave me more trauma than my dog dying 😭

    • @MoonSkull02
      @MoonSkull02 Месяц назад +1

      @@AlastorsStaff Noooo😂😭😭😭

  • @AmariBrown-lh8ho
    @AmariBrown-lh8ho Месяц назад +21

    The noises he made while we tinkled on him 💀 Morphy what have you taken this time 😬

  • @Hoiiigoiiis
    @Hoiiigoiiis Месяц назад +64

    0:14 BRO THE FUCK WHAT WHY WOULD I EVER WANT THAT WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY LORD HAVE MERCY HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  • @user-tr9xe3lz4n
    @user-tr9xe3lz4n Месяц назад +26

    Alastor's not talking to us after this 😭😭😂😭😭

    • @Alexis-mb7br
      @Alexis-mb7br Месяц назад +8

      The start 🤨 the end 😭😭😭

    • @user-tr9xe3lz4n
      @user-tr9xe3lz4n Месяц назад +4

      @@Alexis-mb7br exactly 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @animatingtrainee
      @animatingtrainee Месяц назад +3

      He's gonna wanna divorce after this 😢

    • @user-tr9xe3lz4n
      @user-tr9xe3lz4n Месяц назад

      @@animatingtrainee exactly 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @YourImagineMaker
    @YourImagineMaker Месяц назад +17

    No mY DeAr I WiLl NoT PiSs On YoU!
    -Alastor

    • @user-fe9uj3oh2f
      @user-fe9uj3oh2f Месяц назад +1

      Listener-who said we wanted you too dear . We don't have a piss fetish. Darlin

  • @Ziennnnnn
    @Ziennnnnn Месяц назад +38

    We would never ask him to p!ss us-

  • @Luci_the_ducky_master
    @Luci_the_ducky_master Месяц назад +34

    "U STILL WEARING CROOCKS WE'RE IN 2024!"
    YES,AND WHAT? THEY'RE COMFY

  • @thewhitewolf2680
    @thewhitewolf2680 Месяц назад +26

    😂😂when he talks like Charlie i can't breath

  • @darkglitcher09
    @darkglitcher09 Месяц назад +25

    7:05 WTH MORPHY?!😭

  • @Luci_the_ducky_master
    @Luci_the_ducky_master Месяц назад +24

    WHO ASKED FOR THAT?!?!?!
    WHO ASKED FOR IT?!?!?!?!?!
    BTW can u make one of Alastor cooking jambalaya for us?

  • @PandikNastik
    @PandikNastik Месяц назад +75

    Morphy please stop taking drugs.

  • @Tigh_MultiMain
    @Tigh_MultiMain Месяц назад +13

    Our boy is high again 🗣

  • @Uronly_Voidlord
    @Uronly_Voidlord Месяц назад +47

    GoLdEn ShOwEr FeTiSh

  • @alastorchicken
    @alastorchicken Месяц назад +29

    WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR MORPHY.

  • @4lonezz
    @4lonezz Месяц назад +24

    2:00 GOLDEN SHOWER ???

  • @KataleaUmanzor-js7ir
    @KataleaUmanzor-js7ir Месяц назад +20

    The first few seconds I heard “no I will not piss on you my dear” I was disturb as much as he is because like WHAT THE F-
    My honest reaction:💀

    • @viol8r420
      @viol8r420 Месяц назад +4

      I said the same thing, much louder than I should have at 7am. I bet my neighbors are...ehem...pissed off.

    • @Silly-the_opossum-
      @Silly-the_opossum- Месяц назад

      @@viol8r420pun intended?

  • @kitty123q_gamer-vd3vv
    @kitty123q_gamer-vd3vv Месяц назад +16

    Alastor: *acting like Charlie* shut the fu-

  • @KawaiimashedCake
    @KawaiimashedCake Месяц назад +17

    I thought this was the wedding day i read it wrong

  • @Norearview23
    @Norearview23 Месяц назад +19

    Morphy is teawkin with this one bro

  • @BabaBoi-ej2tb
    @BabaBoi-ej2tb Месяц назад +13

    MorphyVa had too many drugs💀💀💀💀

  • @bentirafg5791
    @bentirafg5791 Месяц назад +23

    Why morphy.....why😢😢😢

  • @somerandompersonfromtheint6902
    @somerandompersonfromtheint6902 Месяц назад +10

    I’m not even 20 seconds in. What in absolute tarnation is going on 😭

  • @x_listener_A3
    @x_listener_A3 Месяц назад +16

    me before clicking on video: oh nooo baby i don't wanna argue w u, what did we argue abt??
    me after opening: UM YEAHHHH NO I DIDNT ASK FOR THAT😰

  • @bunbun2810
    @bunbun2810 Месяц назад +20

    Day 62 of asking you to do a alastor audio where we comfort him from his break down like he had in the last ep🌹
    I didn't even start the audio the comments are making me scared

  • @user-sl8ot6tv3o
    @user-sl8ot6tv3o Месяц назад +10

    I think Morphy is on drugs💀

  • @DA_SM0LBEAN
    @DA_SM0LBEAN Месяц назад +10

    NO MORPHY IS ON COCAINE AGAIN 😭

  • @wood_owl
    @wood_owl Месяц назад +13

    "Ooooo! Morphy's posted again! And ALASTOR! Huh wait what are we arguing about?"
    PEE FETISH PEE FETISH PEE FETISH
    Me, an asexual: WHAT

    • @EdizzBy_Leo
      @EdizzBy_Leo Месяц назад

      I’m with you there- 😂 ( I’m asexual )

    • @MaggieVaul
      @MaggieVaul Месяц назад

      Same

  • @AymaraFernandez-ep7of
    @AymaraFernandez-ep7of Месяц назад +14

    Morphy if u need some help we’re all here 💀💀

  • @thaqbalthaqb3477
    @thaqbalthaqb3477 Месяц назад +7

    ‏‪4:58‬‏ I hope Lucifer doesn't hear this. He's going crazy.😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Samuel-xs2fd
    @Samuel-xs2fd Месяц назад +5

    7:12 IM DYING HIS SCREAM😭 MORPHY WHYY..

  • @k.r.jrandomchannel8022
    @k.r.jrandomchannel8022 Месяц назад +10

    im in the middle of lunch and i still decided to watch this
    i was worried! we're getting married! i dont want us to fight!!! 😭

  • @fabiodacruz6470
    @fabiodacruz6470 Месяц назад +9

    I don't know why but the only part I felt embarrassed and happy about was 3:18...He saying 'our bed'

  • @Skunk_wcue_new_acc
    @Skunk_wcue_new_acc Месяц назад +9

    Im scared honestly-🥲

  • @hannahmetzger4880
    @hannahmetzger4880 Месяц назад +9

    Thanks, Al, I don't wanna get pissed on anyway. I seriously can't understand why some people have this exact fetish in real life...

  • @l0v3r.sl4t
    @l0v3r.sl4t Месяц назад +7

    yup.. i definitely had a heart attack. *sobs in COD*

  • @Glass_Devil
    @Glass_Devil Месяц назад +4

    Alastor: No i will not piss on you my dear Me: excuse me now? did i hear that correctly?

  • @AdorableAngelfromHeaven
    @AdorableAngelfromHeaven Месяц назад +9

    What the flip??? What is this????? WHY WOULD WE EVER ASK ALASTOR TO PISS ON US??? WHY?! MORPHY, DID YOU STEAL ANGEL'S DRUGS AGAIN?!

  • @MoonSkull02
    @MoonSkull02 Месяц назад +9

    First off, wtf😂😂 second Alastor don't gotta worry cause I'm not into that, lastly why was the sooooo much at the end omg 😂😂😂😂

  • @cattibrie6593
    @cattibrie6593 Месяц назад +9

    Morphy... morphy we need to talk.
    About getting you and me a THERAPIST
    😭😭😭😭😭

  • @KITTYINTHESTARZ
    @KITTYINTHESTARZ Месяц назад +3

    Me innocently being sad thinking we r arguing abt something normal..
    *clicks the video ans skips the intro*
    'No I will not piss on you my dear'
    WHAT!? (Also maybe??? :0 )

  • @Kidc0reSaturn
    @Kidc0reSaturn Месяц назад +11

    I will cry 😭

  • @TheCarolCara
    @TheCarolCara Месяц назад +10

    MORPHY WTF DID YOU JUST MAKE!?!? IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU MORPHY! CALL JESUS 😭

  • @joemomma9901
    @joemomma9901 Месяц назад +6

    I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO THAT ANY FURTHER WHEN I HEARD THE WORDS PISS KINK NAH UH MORPHY

  • @Deathdragon345
    @Deathdragon345 Месяц назад +5

    Ha I’m traumatized I love trauma.morphy what is wrong with you im so concerned for your mental state

  • @Stxr_L1ghtzz
    @Stxr_L1ghtzz Месяц назад +9

    7:05 WHAT..😨

  • @Alastor-simp
    @Alastor-simp Месяц назад +16

    I’m scared-..😂

    • @vxfjxsmk
      @vxfjxsmk Месяц назад +5

      Me too lol. I paused right after "No, I will not piss on you" and I can't force myself to continue 😭

    • @Alastor-simp
      @Alastor-simp Месяц назад

      @@vxfjxsmk HAH-

    • @vxfjxsmk
      @vxfjxsmk Месяц назад +4

      Dude, I still can't continue. Please, tell me how it ended? 😭

    • @Alastor-simp
      @Alastor-simp Месяц назад +4

      @@vxfjxsmk it ended ok uhm…we pissed on him.

    • @vxfjxsmk
      @vxfjxsmk Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Alastor-simp DUDE WTF?! NAAAH I'm not listening to THIS. 💀 This better not be "canon" in this plot bruuh.

  • @Uronly_Voidlord
    @Uronly_Voidlord Месяц назад +9

    I'm scared af

  • @Eyeballss
    @Eyeballss Месяц назад +15

    NO BABY WHATEVER ARGUMENT WE GET IDGAF YOU RIGHT IN EVERY WAY PLEASE PLEASE AAAAAAAAA

    • @Eyeballss
      @Eyeballss Месяц назад +1

      CHAT R KELLY😵‍💫

    • @soovrmystxc
      @soovrmystxc Месяц назад +1

      RILALALALALAA

    • @Eyeballss
      @Eyeballss Месяц назад

      LADILADIDA SLAMADIDA

    • @Eyeballss
      @Eyeballss Месяц назад +1

      CHAT WHY TF ARE WE SO WEIRD

    • @Eyeballss
      @Eyeballss Месяц назад +4

      PISS ARK😔🗣🔊💥

  • @Handle_Needs_Characters
    @Handle_Needs_Characters Месяц назад +5

    7:05 WTF IS THIS SHIT 😭😭😭

    • @Vella_animoi_
      @Vella_animoi_ Месяц назад

      IT'S NOT EVEN SHIT, IT'S PISS. THANK LUCIFER IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.

  • @Elliott_shenanigans
    @Elliott_shenanigans Месяц назад +1

    BRO WHEN I HEARD US PISSING ON HIM MY JAW COMPLETELY DROPPED MORPHY PLS STOP SMOKING THAT ZAZA

  • @Emo-Charlie
    @Emo-Charlie Месяц назад +2

    The way he was mimicking Charlie 😭
    Edit: STOP I WAS SCREAMING WITH ALASTOR Ty for likes if I get any

  • @komi2na
    @komi2na Месяц назад +6

    morphy what the fuck

  • @daisydaisy0
    @daisydaisy0 Месяц назад +7

    I have one question. *W H Y ?*

  • @BabaBoi-ej2tb
    @BabaBoi-ej2tb Месяц назад +3

    At first I thought we were Cutting him open and taking out his organs but it wasn't.....

  • @RoseFire.rexWcue
    @RoseFire.rexWcue 20 дней назад +1

    *sees title* :dramaaa
    *Later* : WERE ARGUING ABOUT PISSING?!

  • @Galaxy_66
    @Galaxy_66 Месяц назад +4

    OMFG THIS IS BAT SHIT CRAZY-

  • @JaydenDivinity
    @JaydenDivinity 29 дней назад

    my smile dropped immediately.
    morphy i want an apology with you on mars in the andromeda galaxy playing the ukelele while tapdancing digging my grandpas grave holding plates of gourmet dinner while sobbing and begging for forgiveness or you arent invited to my birthday party

  • @somerandompersonfromtheint6902
    @somerandompersonfromtheint6902 Месяц назад +3

    Why would we ask him for that :(

    • @carolynnshelton4472
      @carolynnshelton4472 Месяц назад

      Idk why but I feel like he is on drugs but at this point it’s getting worse

  • @KataleaUmanzor-js7ir
    @KataleaUmanzor-js7ir Месяц назад +4

    Someone send help 😭💀

  • @trenaemunroe3563
    @trenaemunroe3563 Месяц назад +4

    Btw I love your voice ❤❤❤

  • @Angeldust-huskismine
    @Angeldust-huskismine Месяц назад +2

    Hmmm oh a video of an argument with Alastor?? Let's check it out- WHOA WHEN DID I ASK YOU TO DO THAT TO ME MORPHY ISN'T MORPHYING AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @0Blue_Rose0
    @0Blue_Rose0 5 дней назад +1

    Before starting the video: what r these comments talkin abt? It can’t be that bad.
    After starting the video: MORPHY DID YOU TAKE MY DRUGS?!

  • @Thealastor677
    @Thealastor677 Месяц назад +1

    Out of everything we could of fight of its this LIKE WHAT

  • @user-wm2nk6ix3k
    @user-wm2nk6ix3k Месяц назад +3

    MORPHY GET A THERAPIST LMAO

  • @carmainekaia
    @carmainekaia Месяц назад +1

    what the golden shower?!
    call 911 : what the emergengcy?
    ME: I gnna pass out case of VA at MORTHY.
    (feed us more please!)

  • @rexdiaz7922
    @rexdiaz7922 Месяц назад +2

    Yes more alastor 🤩

  • @GirlyPop-bi2qn
    @GirlyPop-bi2qn 7 дней назад

    Alastor: why are you yelling at me oooooooooo

  • @KiTty_Shadow
    @KiTty_Shadow 16 дней назад

    "and I can't wait to kiss yOuUuu and love yoUuuu." That voice. ✨🤣

  • @Pwrettycorpse
    @Pwrettycorpse Месяц назад +1

    Bro not even 1 min in and I'm already scared

  • @angeelittau7909
    @angeelittau7909 Месяц назад +1

    Morphy...listen...i'm very concerned dude your making me laugh my ass of as well as thinking your high

  • @CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC
    @CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC Месяц назад +1

    WHY DOES MORPHY THINK WE LIKE GETTING PISSED ON THERES BEEN SO MANY KINKS DURING THIS ENTIRE STORYLINE😭
    Edit: 7:05 OKAY WTH💀

  • @soovrmystxc
    @soovrmystxc Месяц назад +2

    YO THIS DUDE IS A KELLY

  • @THEoneandonlyEDIF
    @THEoneandonlyEDIF Месяц назад +1

    WHAT IN TH NAME OF THE HOLY SPAGHETTI

  • @-yvette
    @-yvette 15 дней назад

    0:15 I LITERALY YELLED OUT LOUD “WHAT.” 😭💀

  • @audacity1496
    @audacity1496 Месяц назад

    I’M CRYING MORPHY ARE YOU OKAY?!

  • @Elixic_
    @Elixic_ Месяц назад +1

    is he getting deep fried at the end wtf ahahahaha

  • @annabellesheldon9328
    @annabellesheldon9328 Месяц назад +2

    More val please Morphy You do great at his voice Please next one be val please

  • @user-nt3ol4uj4v
    @user-nt3ol4uj4v Месяц назад +3

    I am scared

  • @AlastorTheRadioDemon1933
    @AlastorTheRadioDemon1933 Месяц назад +1

    Um, I am now terrified of this version of me

  • @MaggieVaul
    @MaggieVaul Месяц назад

    WTFFFF
    00:13 : "no I will not piss on you my dear" GOT ME DYING AND ROLLING ON THE GROUND💀💀💀💀💀
    👇 IF YOU WERE CAUGHT OFF GAURD BY THIS TOO

  • @Gdjsjsv-gn8cg
    @Gdjsjsv-gn8cg 17 дней назад

    People... just change the "Piss on you" part when hes saying he will not do that, just change it to "Brush your teeth"

  • @NezukoChan199
    @NezukoChan199 Месяц назад

    What the.........😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    thats enough of Alastor Asmr for a day -

  • @Lucifers_Thought_Doctor
    @Lucifers_Thought_Doctor Месяц назад

    Me: *before listening* Yay, more angst!
    *after listening for twenty seconds* Ahem- Well... I did not see that coming

  • @katelynv9336
    @katelynv9336 Месяц назад +1

    Alastor: No, I will not pee on you
    Me: Thank you, I do not want to be peed on and I don't want to pee on you either.
    Absolutely unhinged 😂😭

  • @Mkinda
    @Mkinda Месяц назад

    Me: *sees the title*
    Noo why are we arguing with him 😭
    Me: *watches the video*
    boi what the hell boi

  • @Axel-ij5cq
    @Axel-ij5cq Месяц назад +9

    I clicked faster than my step-mom sending me to church for being trans

    • @Gemmi_Therian66
      @Gemmi_Therian66 Месяц назад

      What the fuck is wrong with your step mom 😃

    • @Sleepy4K
      @Sleepy4K Месяц назад

      Oh that's not-

    • @Axel-ij5cq
      @Axel-ij5cq Месяц назад +1

      @@Sleepy4K good? I know

  • @Bunnisinz兔子
    @Bunnisinz兔子 Месяц назад +6

    PEE ON WHO????

  • @Circus_Ren
    @Circus_Ren 12 дней назад

    Upset that he won't piss on us fr 😔😔
    JKJK WTF

  • @Itz_octaviaaa
    @Itz_octaviaaa Месяц назад

    It’s funny how morph says innocent lines when he’s actually dark on his asmrs-