The poison garden of Alnwick

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  7 лет назад +15916

    My word, there are a lot of pro-marijuana people in the comments. Just to be clear: it's in a cage because British law requires it to be. The khat they grow is too, but not the opium poppies - but because those were just tiny shoots when I was there, they didn't make the edit. And yes, "poison" is a bit strong, but for anyone who's convinced there are no dangers to cannabis, I refer you to Foreman, JE (2000) -- although of course, that's worth comparing with his later 2014 work for balance.

    • @JD-uu3xm
      @JD-uu3xm 7 лет назад +2348

      Get outta here with your reasonable comments!

    • @Grapevin
      @Grapevin 7 лет назад +459

      By any chance, do you have a link to that study? I can't seem to find it.

    • @The1Helleri
      @The1Helleri 7 лет назад +283

      +Tom Scott Can we get a link to what we are being refereed to?

    • @The1Helleri
      @The1Helleri 7 лет назад +152

      That turned up a ridiculous amount of results and I don't know which one is the right one. It's not an unreasonable request for a link to be provided to what he is talking about.

    • @TomScottGo
      @TomScottGo  7 лет назад +3386

      I'll be honest, this is less of an academic reference and more of an obnoxiously obscure pop culture joke.

  • @ChristopherTradeshow
    @ChristopherTradeshow 4 года назад +10485

    I love how Tom always wears red. Some might think that it's for continuity purposes. But Tom actually filmed every single RUclips video he's ever done, on the same day.

    • @quinmarzolf8340
      @quinmarzolf8340 3 года назад +149

      Facts

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 3 года назад +276

      Hell of a day.

    • @telexghoulie
      @telexghoulie 3 года назад +381

      all the grey hoodie videos were on the day after

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 3 года назад +319

      If you add up all the time from every video he's ever made, it equals more than 24 hours. This, of course, means that Tom Scott can time travel.

    • @hinamiravenroot7162
      @hinamiravenroot7162 3 года назад +138

      @@yellobanana6456 no he's just efficient

  • @TheRABIDdude
    @TheRABIDdude 5 лет назад +4722

    4:07 "Your Grace, we need a child-friendly attrac-"
    "Poison. All of the poison."

  • @JCintheBCC
    @JCintheBCC 2 года назад +773

    My college roommate was a Botany major and tended the school greenhouse. He thought the Angel's Trumpet was a very cool flower and began growing cuttings in his dorm room. Only after sleeping under a dozen or so blooms on his windowsill and shelves, and having increasingly lucid and confusing nightmares, did he do a bit of research and discovered the hallucinogenic properties of the plant. He got rid of... most of the blooms.

    • @Inri__
      @Inri__ Год назад +79

      MOST?

    • @crackwitz
      @crackwitz Год назад +72

      Someone *picks* botany and hasn't heard of Angel's Trumpet and its effects?

    • @SN57ONE
      @SN57ONE Год назад +1

      ​@@crackwitz They probably didn't tackle it yet. Why are you assuming it's a subject in your 6th grade? Muppet.

    • @lady_sir_knight3713
      @lady_sir_knight3713 Год назад +44

      @@Inri__ For the tea parties, of course

    • @nuzayerov
      @nuzayerov 4 дня назад

      @@crackwitzyou cant learn about every detail about every plant in the world even with a PhD in Botany. It mightve been that one plant he just didnt study in depth yet

  • @LittleGuyer
    @LittleGuyer 3 года назад +5062

    Fun fact: I passed out in the middle of this garden. The entire tour group was scared to death of whatever plant did it to me but jokes on them…I’m just bad at drinking water. Stay Hydrated kids.

    • @brodftw
      @brodftw 3 года назад +990

      Passing out for unrelated reasons in the Poison Garden is an S-tier prank

    • @cockatieltime2259
      @cockatieltime2259 3 года назад +49

      Biggest lie ive heard today

    • @lemir-18
      @lemir-18 3 года назад +59

      What if you land on one of the poisonous plant

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu 3 года назад +149

      @@brodftw
      me: takes poison not found in the garden and dies during the tour
      also me: ah yes what a good wee prank i've pulled

    • @evadiva6122
      @evadiva6122 3 года назад +15

      Imagine if you landed in the plant which makes you sneeze to death...

  • @benvidmar-mcewen6137
    @benvidmar-mcewen6137 4 года назад +8068

    poisonous plant: *exists*
    Victorian people: hmm yes this should be ingested

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 4 года назад +348

      "You know, I should put this in my eyes.... for beauty."

    • @hamsandwich4243
      @hamsandwich4243 4 года назад +237

      Victorian women took the phrase beauty is pain far too literally

    • @sebgamingkid
      @sebgamingkid 4 года назад +83

      @@hamsandwich4243no pain no gain

    • @olivermoore7020
      @olivermoore7020 3 года назад +38

      In 100+ years time, I'm sure people will be saying the same for things we do today.

    • @ohokay4663
      @ohokay4663 3 года назад +69

      @@olivermoore7020 a comment 300 years in the future
      Caffeine: exists
      People in the 21th century: mm yes I'm gonna drink this till my head aches and I cant function without it :)

  • @fragilegamez59
    @fragilegamez59 5 лет назад +21323

    Bad and naughty plants get put in the W E E D C A G E

    • @xtraderpysquid8735
      @xtraderpysquid8735 5 лет назад +1257

      Like hey kids this is the garden of poison and all these plants here can kill you this one will give u third degree burns this will kill you instantly I'd you eat it this one will kill u from being near it and this is the worst one it's put in a cage it's called cannabis it's extremely harmful that's why people smoke it everyday and use it medically it's a government conspiracy they are making people thi k its safe and medicinal to get them to take it and die so don't even think about touching it

    • @luftkadettarchives6387
      @luftkadettarchives6387 5 лет назад +173

      xtraderpysquid This is the American government. Stay right where you are.

    • @xtraderpysquid8735
      @xtraderpysquid8735 5 лет назад +67

      @@luftkadettarchives6387 what u gonna do cos I live in England u dinlo

    • @xtraderpysquid8735
      @xtraderpysquid8735 5 лет назад +148

      @@thatalexis2960 it's required by law that they have to have weed in the garden of poison even tho the government accepts it's harmless but they gotta tell people it is and they gotta put it in a cage to scare people even tho the government has accepted it's not bad and has medical use like they ain't gonna make that a law that they gotta do dar

    • @mkgaca8721
      @mkgaca8721 5 лет назад +23

      @@xtraderpysquid8735 r/wooooosh

  • @Jtngetabettername
    @Jtngetabettername 4 года назад +2192

    Well, thanks to Mr. Jones for providing all the stories related as well, they indeed are Alnwickdotes

    • @beanie4882
      @beanie4882 4 года назад +70

      im from alnwick and hearing that joke genuinley hurts me

    • @acdeeiprrt
      @acdeeiprrt 4 года назад +32

      This needs to be the top rated comment. This is a fitting pun ishment for 2020

    • @miracat12
      @miracat12 3 года назад +9

      that's the best pun i think ive ever read

    • @abhinavdatar5847
      @abhinavdatar5847 3 года назад +1

      Underreated

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 3 года назад +3

      Take my like and get out

  • @BenWillock
    @BenWillock 3 года назад +5123

    Putting weed in a special naughty cage in the middle of a garden of deadly poisonous plants is just the most perfect metaphor I've ever seen.

    • @aloysiussnuffleupagus9360
      @aloysiussnuffleupagus9360 2 года назад +279

      I've been poisoning myself for the last 25 years 🤣

    • @elickson7340
      @elickson7340 2 года назад +39

      @@aloysiussnuffleupagus9360 yes

    • @TheQwerty256
      @TheQwerty256 2 года назад +546

      It probably is less about how harmful it is and more about how likely people are to try and grab touch _that_ specific plant

    • @wesleythomas7705
      @wesleythomas7705 2 года назад +37

      I'm hardcore, I've been smoking weed since the age of about 13. I can't believe they caged up the weed lmfao!

    • @giloguy101
      @giloguy101 2 года назад +288

      @@TheQwerty256 exactly, its likely not caged up because "zomg weed is so dangerous" but rather to stop cheeky assholes from swiping free samples.
      And you know they absolutely would if some of them could

  • @dullasparagus6369
    @dullasparagus6369 4 года назад +838

    the fact that for every description of each plant the guide talks about either a gardener that died or victorian dudes that probably died

  • @goldshaman97
    @goldshaman97 6 лет назад +6053

    'The Poison Garden of Alnwick' sounds like a level from Dark Souls

    • @aweik4937
      @aweik4937 5 лет назад +83

      Now that you say it it does actually

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 лет назад +152

      “†ΗΞ ρθΙξθη gαΓ⊅εη ο∫ ΔιηΨΙ⊂κ”

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 5 лет назад +95

      YOU DIED

    • @bioLarzen
      @bioLarzen 5 лет назад +27

      ... or a Black Adder episode - well, almost ;)

    • @aiden5343
      @aiden5343 5 лет назад +57

      there is an area in Dark Souls 3 called "The Consumed King's Garden"...

  • @co2677
    @co2677 4 года назад +4832

    "It has two little legs and an arm, so people assumed it was the devil himself"
    Ah of course

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 3 года назад +264

      Yes, the logical conclusion.

    • @b1nary_f1nary
      @b1nary_f1nary 3 года назад +82

      Cut to a t-rex crying in the corner

    • @alecmendez7136
      @alecmendez7136 3 года назад +41

      I mean, it is poisonous...

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 3 года назад +16

      @@b1nary_f1nary Satan buried fossils to lead people astray after all.

    • @E_FoxSnowspirit
      @E_FoxSnowspirit 3 года назад +13

      Could I be….. the devil?

  • @ciclon5682
    @ciclon5682 3 года назад +2451

    "this plant kills you, this plant makes you faint, this plant can bring the end of the world if we ever lay our mortal eyes on it, this one makes you crave shredded cheese at 4AM, this one kills you"

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 3 года назад +237

      "Wait, back up, the shredded cheese plant sounds great"
      "TOUCH NOT THE SHREDDED CHEESE PLANT IT IS A DEADLY DANGER"

    • @michaelpalmer9174
      @michaelpalmer9174 3 года назад +57

      So I'm not the only person that eats shredded cheese from the bag?

    • @Hibiki_vtuber
      @Hibiki_vtuber 3 года назад +29

      @@michaelpalmer9174 I do, and I don't even smoke

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 3 года назад +25

      @@Hibiki_vtuber well when you’ve got the munchies, you’ve got the munchies
      Whether or not you’ve ever smoked before

    • @terryskidmore6739
      @terryskidmore6739 3 года назад +11

      That cheese would be so good on tater tots, right now. I've fallen victim to the cannabis plant.

  • @matthewlui1004
    @matthewlui1004 5 лет назад +1188

    Oh right, no big deal, you see, we have gardeners having 3 degree burns and die occasionally and have plants able to knock you out with their smell. But there is no worries because we have a bench for you to rest...
    Forever

    • @matthewharris-levesque5809
      @matthewharris-levesque5809 4 года назад +19

      Not only that. The bench seems to be adjacent to the crop... Continued exposure, WHEEE!

    • @lorelando7413
      @lorelando7413 3 года назад

      Perfect job description.

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen 3 года назад +7

      But dont worry, the weed is in a cage, itll be fine

    • @fathfez7991
      @fathfez7991 3 года назад +3

      The dizzy people sitting there and noticing another poisonous plant next to the bench :
      _all around me are familiar faces_

  • @SSruh
    @SSruh 4 года назад +5942

    Guy: This is a very common plant, you can buy it almost anywhere
    Also the guy: Simply looking at the plant will bring an end to the world

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 3 года назад +426

      This is a very common plant. You can buy it in garden centres. It's also an hallucinogen.
      Me: oh, look, is that the time? I need to get to garden centre before it shuts...

    • @NoGays13
      @NoGays13 3 года назад +64

      @TacticalMoonstone Alot of people recreationally use Datura as well. Its one of the strongest natural hallucinogens way stronger than lsd. But don't take too much

    • @ThePowerofCutleries
      @ThePowerofCutleries 3 года назад +49

      @@NoGays13
      Isn't datura insanely potent? The lethal dose is alarmingly low, if I recall correctly. I'm all for a good time, but datura doesn't seem worth the risk.

    • @NoGays13
      @NoGays13 3 года назад +10

      @@ThePowerofCutleries I don't know the lethal amount but a leaf or two won't kill you directly unless you act up during your trip and jump off a roof or something. Most people put either leaves or seeds in their tea idk how many mg that is but its a safe amount.

    • @SerenityScratch
      @SerenityScratch 3 года назад

      @@peterclarke7240 stay away from it, it will kill you

  • @rin_etoware_2989
    @rin_etoware_2989 7 лет назад +16824

    We have a better poison garden. It's called the RUclips comments system.

    • @AlonMoiseyev
      @AlonMoiseyev 7 лет назад +230

      Matthew Tolentino TOM READS COMMENTS!!!!

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 7 лет назад +68

      HURRAH!

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 7 лет назад +46

      In all seriousness though: I would like to see Tom Scott's take on the Basi Revolt in the Philippines. Maybe something along the lines of protecting personal freedom versus some nutjobs who want to make their own booze instead of buying it.

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 7 лет назад +34

      Mahmud Chariev Oh no I read i-[choking.mp4][coughing-blood.mp4][death_rattle.mp4]

    • @MisterMumkin
      @MisterMumkin 7 лет назад +124

      Four of these comments are enough to kill your inner child

  • @voleif2550
    @voleif2550 2 года назад +418

    Plants:
    Ricinus Communis (Castor bean) - 0:45
    Atropa Belladonna (Deadly nightshade) - 0:51
    Ruta Graveolens (Herb of grace) - 1:19
    Aconitum Napellus (Aconite) - 1:53
    Prunus Laurocerasus (Laurel) - 2:14
    Brugmansia (Angel's trumpet) - 2:33
    Cannabis - 3:05
    Hyoscyamus Niger (Henbane) - 3:16
    Mandragora Officinarum (Mandrake) - 3:29

    • @pirojfmifhghek566
      @pirojfmifhghek566 2 года назад

      Cannabis, the most deadly drug to have ever existed. I once used it and killed a whole pan of lasagna.

    • @carter_420
      @carter_420 2 года назад +46

      One of these things is not like the other

    • @samiraperi467
      @samiraperi467 2 года назад +14

      Prunus laurocerasus is *not* the laurel used for cooking (Laurus nobilis).

    • @stellarx20
      @stellarx20 Год назад +1

      Only one produces those tasty grape-things!

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 Год назад

      Thanks. He was hard to understand and latin is best written/read anyway

  • @milandavid7223
    @milandavid7223 6 лет назад +5410

    Imagine tripping and falling into some of those bushes
    ... and then tripping again

    • @PedroGonzalez-oh8sb
      @PedroGonzalez-oh8sb 5 лет назад +21

      😂

    • @safir2241
      @safir2241 5 лет назад +25

      Good one

    • @nirad8026
      @nirad8026 5 лет назад +46

      And then dying

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 лет назад +76

      Two different meanings of “tripping”.

    • @firestartergold1768
      @firestartergold1768 5 лет назад +24

      Dude I was worried the whole time about that, especially with the one that said it smelled so bad people would faint.

  • @drypointproductions.6903
    @drypointproductions.6903 5 лет назад +5708

    “This plant is a hallucinogenic, it can be used in many ways” hold up.

    • @doctapeppur1900
      @doctapeppur1900 5 лет назад +118

      a deadly hallucinogen.

    • @AbdullahKhan-qm3ks
      @AbdullahKhan-qm3ks 5 лет назад +20

      @@doctapeppur1900 did the tea drinkers did after using the plant

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 5 лет назад +163

      @@doctapeppur1900
      Dosage makes the poison

    • @helplmchoking
      @helplmchoking 5 лет назад +244

      Hello, I've actually taken it as a hallucinogen. It's commonly called Datura. I did it once, in high school, with some dumb mates. It was awful, terrifying, nauseating, brain shattering and even then years later is the most horrific experience I've ever endured

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 5 лет назад +60

      @@helplmchoking
      Yup, that's deliriants for you

  • @_graymalkin
    @_graymalkin 7 лет назад +3990

    > Keep off the grass.
    Fully underrated joke!

    • @randommisshaps7
      @randommisshaps7 7 лет назад +8

      graymalkin1234 a lot if giggles from parents going with their children

    • @lukakresoja5297
      @lukakresoja5297 5 лет назад +32

      The grass will keep you off the lawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @halohalochan2587
      @halohalochan2587 5 лет назад +3

      Dont understand

    • @unvelo2902
      @unvelo2902 5 лет назад +8

      @@halohalochan2587 grass is another term for weed

    • @sprinkles.310n
      @sprinkles.310n 4 года назад

      ...

  • @whenwhen2284
    @whenwhen2284 Год назад +61

    I love how have of these are like “This plant is incredibly toxic, and it can kill you within 40 minutes, and in the Victorian era they would spread this on toast and put it in their tea”

  • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
    @sernoddicusthegallant6986 4 года назад +6350

    Plot twist:
    This is entirely just part of his plan to grow weed in public, all the poison plants are just to deter anyone stealing the weed

    • @combustbanx
      @combustbanx 4 года назад +306

      the whole garden is an excuse to grow weed

    • @safakhawar7032
      @safakhawar7032 4 года назад +35

      sEeMs lEgIt

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST 4 года назад +108

      Just got to that part - it's really, really weird to me that all the other plants aren't in a cage, but the cannabis *is*.
      "This plant can kill you if you touch it without gloves - this other plant can't kill you by touch, but under no circumstances can you touch it."

    • @justarandomtechpriest1578
      @justarandomtechpriest1578 4 года назад +94

      @@ZT1ST its a class c drug
      no touchy
      ricin cyanide nah thats fine

    • @bsb1975
      @bsb1975 4 года назад +12

      Right. At least take out the male plants and leave the females to produce buds the kids can see. Not to mention the smell produced from budding plants.

  • @hecttic8632
    @hecttic8632 4 года назад +841

    I dont like how often hes says "These plants are very common"

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 3 года назад +36

      Little did you know, there's stuff around and inside you that can kill you at all times.

    • @RhuBin02
      @RhuBin02 3 года назад +2

      @@benjiusofficial u w o t

    • @RyanCogar
      @RyanCogar 3 года назад +12

      Don't be too scared. It's just that everything is *Death* 😂👍

    • @20firebird
      @20firebird 3 года назад +16

      that’s plants, for you! toxin is one of the only ways a plant can protect itself, so a LOT of plants use it.

    • @fynnpark2534
      @fynnpark2534 3 года назад +8

      Oh my! Don’t come on a walk round our local countryside with me. I can show you a highly toxic plant about every yard we walk. In my defence I already knew all the plants because I grew up here, then I studied pharmacology. My husband is worried but still alive.

  • @tylerloconte8974
    @tylerloconte8974 2 года назад +37

    It's incredible how regular all of these plants are. Cinema has taught me to expect vibrant colours and elaborate leaves.

  • @Wwisp
    @Wwisp 7 лет назад +585

    Something I'd really love to know is how they deal with seed dispersal, and how they prevent the local area from being ridden with these dangerous plants.

    • @k.r.baylor8825
      @k.r.baylor8825 7 лет назад +111

      Or is the honey from local bee-hives handled as toxic? Collecting pollen from this many dangerous plants in one place might just make that one dangerous natural sweetener. "On this visit, I'll take my tea plain, thank you. "
      Great video, Tom; thanks for going to the garden and getting such a good collection of stories from the gardener. I read about the Dutchesses' odd hobby about a year ago and have wanted to visit.

    • @jimmysgameclips
      @jimmysgameclips 7 лет назад +6

      I've got like 3 of these plants and foxglove in my garden! :p

    • @rikwisselink-bijker
      @rikwisselink-bijker 7 лет назад

      +

    • @YelDohan
      @YelDohan 7 лет назад +23

      Ah, urban dwellers with their silly questions. How do you prevent your cars from hitting people?

    • @fcfcfcfc7813
      @fcfcfcfc7813 7 лет назад +11

      Justin Yeh You don't nowadays

  • @vitriolicAmaranth
    @vitriolicAmaranth 4 года назад +469

    I feel like I'm talking to the merchant for an assassins guild in an RPG.

    • @AntoineViallonDevelloper
      @AntoineViallonDevelloper 3 года назад +12

      Want some skooma?

    • @jurusehhill4009
      @jurusehhill4009 3 года назад +1

      @@AntoineViallonDevelloper Yup.

    • @VVayVVard
      @VVayVVard 2 года назад +7

      And then you steal all the plants when the merchant isn't looking, and he acts as if nothing is wrong despite all the plants in the garden having mysteriously disappeared at the end of the tour.

  • @osotanuki3359
    @osotanuki3359 5 лет назад +5651

    "4 berries is enough to kill a child"
    _Jesus_ what kind of horrible tests did it take to find *that* out?

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 5 лет назад +1042

      Centuries of stupid children putting whatever they find into their mouths.

    • @erklingames6009
      @erklingames6009 4 года назад +954

      If you know the content of the berry (Chemical wise) you can take the weight, figure out how much of that content is poison, then just keep adding the weights of each berry and its poison factor till you cross the line. No need to kill anyone to figure it out :)

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 4 года назад +307

      It's called LD50 - a measure of mass of compound vs mass of subject

    • @darksage7507
      @darksage7507 4 года назад +333

      @@erklingames6009 Where's the fun in that?

    • @erklingames6009
      @erklingames6009 4 года назад +269

      @@darksage7507 You know what. You're right

  • @trinelangohr6661
    @trinelangohr6661 3 года назад +115

    I love how these plants are put in a special garden, with a little skull symbol on their signs, and in real life they're all over people's front yards. Just a look around my neighbourhood, and I wonder how people are not poisioning themselves (or each other) all the time. Yews, Angels' trumpets, aconitum... okay, I have foxgloves in my own front yard and there are opium poppies growing in the cracks in the pavement on my street. But I'm a botanist. I know what to avoid. I guess people just don't know what they could do with those plants, so they just ignore them and nothing ever happens.

    • @lizard3755
      @lizard3755 8 дней назад

      Of all the toxic plants I might randomly encounter in my area, my greatest fear is giant hogweed. The two plants that I'd be most terrified of being near overall are the manchineel and the gimpy gimpy tree. I don't do well with pain and both of those plants can do a lot more than just make you feel terrible.

  • @octaviolopez7475
    @octaviolopez7475 4 года назад +788

    "It's been here for more than nine hundred years or so"
    *points at ducks *
    My dumbass brain: those are some old ducks

    • @silviasanchez648
      @silviasanchez648 3 года назад +21

      I had a similar reaction.
      "It's been here for more than 900 years or so"
      "Are the ducks included?"

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 3 года назад +62

      Sir, please step out of the weed cage.

    • @taylorbaggins0922
      @taylorbaggins0922 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @gaysiegelord
      @gaysiegelord 3 года назад +1

      @@Naokarma comedy gold.

    • @stackflow343
      @stackflow343 3 года назад +2

      The stories these ducks could quack

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 4 года назад +506

    It's true that the best way to capture the imagination of a child is to tell them you can kill them.

    • @lumonetic1124
      @lumonetic1124 3 года назад +32

      That would usually capture the attention of adults as well,

    • @iwbmo
      @iwbmo 3 года назад +2

      @@lumonetic1124 , but they might put you in jail
      to continue the unended comma... also may i ask as to why

    • @lumonetic1124
      @lumonetic1124 3 года назад +1

      @@iwbmo probably a typo since comma and period are right next to eachother

    • @capitalismsucks5819
      @capitalismsucks5819 3 года назад +5

      Thanks Patrick

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 3 года назад +6

      let's see paul allen's child

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 6 лет назад +3889

    "This one kills you, this one kills you, this one kills you, this one behind the cage...it makes you giggle and eat junk food, this one kills you..."

    • @kokroucz
      @kokroucz 4 года назад +81

      ikr? maaaaaadnesss

    • @akinoreh
      @akinoreh 4 года назад +49

      Well, you can use the ones that kill only once.

    • @worldcollapse
      @worldcollapse 4 года назад +20

      bruh epic weed joke bro

    • @theglitch312
      @theglitch312 4 года назад +134

      Scampwuhh, "All the plants in here have the ability to kill you."
      It's impossible to smoke enough weed to kill yourself, as the amount needed physically cannot be smoked fast enough by humans (can't remember the exact amount but I think it was hundreds of kgs in a hour or so). Maybe you can directly inject a large amount of oils into your system, but that's a long shot for calling something deadly. Everything is deadly when directly injected in large quantities.
      It's toxic, poisonous a drug and is bad for your health when ingested in uncontrolled ways, that's undeniably true. But the only way weed can realistically kill you is if a large bale of it drops directly on your head.

    • @MuhammadAli-iq2uq
      @MuhammadAli-iq2uq 4 года назад +1

      They kill you !!!!!

  • @Living_Life_RN
    @Living_Life_RN 2 года назад +108

    Took a tour round the Poison Garden this afternoon as I was in the area. There are so many more interesting plants than the ones mentioned in this video so it’s definitely worth a visit if you like what you’ve seen. There are also some fascinating water features on the other side of the garden, so overall it was certainly a nice change from the herb gardens most commonly found at castles and country houses across Britain!

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 2 года назад

      You British people are out her locking weed in a cage while my government just locks me in a cage. It's all a disguise for you to grow the magic lettuce.

    • @sydhenderson6753
      @sydhenderson6753 7 месяцев назад

      I was figuring they must have some yew and mistletoe around, maybe some that can produce curare...

  • @michaelrobertson4298
    @michaelrobertson4298 4 года назад +3759

    “The butterfly would die naturally of cyanide poisoning.”
    That’s a contradiction right there...

    • @feldmarschallvonbraunschwe4463
      @feldmarschallvonbraunschwe4463 4 года назад +196

      LegoVogel well it is a natural death, considering the poison is a natural source

    • @jeffreywoods2
      @jeffreywoods2 4 года назад +274

      I get the feeling that in the UK, “naturally” can just mean “consequently” or “expectedly”.

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 4 года назад +31

      Jeffrey Woods it can mean expectedly but not consequently

    • @Will140f
      @Will140f 4 года назад +17

      I think "organically" is a better description

    • @PhirePhlame
      @PhirePhlame 4 года назад +80

      This is more a case of "Naturally, it would die"

  • @isupposethisismynmw640
    @isupposethisismynmw640 4 года назад +3575

    “Four of these berries could kill a child”
    “10 feet away here is where we teach kids that weed is bad for them”

    • @rebeccahaddon2569
      @rebeccahaddon2569 3 года назад +99

      Those berries aren’t sold for recreational use though are they

    • @tomfrost1713
      @tomfrost1713 3 года назад +356

      ​@@rebeccahaddon2569 Weed is. But unlike those berries, it won't put you 6 feet under.

    • @thepizzaguy8477
      @thepizzaguy8477 3 года назад +404

      @@rebeccahaddon2569 weed litterally is the least poisonous thing in the garden alongside the grass

    • @doposud
      @doposud 3 года назад +124

      @@rebeccahaddon2569 those berries aren't used for any medical purposes aren't they ?
      i wonder if they teach kids how stupid the laws can be - here is plant called mariuhana , it's not more dangerous than tobbaco and it has plenty of medical uses
      can help a lot to people with any joints in your body like knees for example , even can help to people who suffer with alzheimer , parkinson disease
      Ofcourse if you smoke it - you get intoxicated , and if you do not have schyzofrenia then you should be fine
      thing is - people are not agressive on weed , they do not bother other people like drunk people or druged people .

    • @raygenbrady1575
      @raygenbrady1575 3 года назад +32

      @@doposud schyzofrenia

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 7 лет назад +319

    I am looking at my back yard now with increasing suspicion.

  • @falonthorne445
    @falonthorne445 3 года назад +43

    "If you touched this plant that's hanging over the path a bit, your limbs would instantly fall of and your soul would be stuck in eternal limbo"
    "Don't get too close to that weed now. Don't want any unpleasantries happening."

  • @Naedrelian
    @Naedrelian 5 лет назад +280

    The duchess of Northumberland sounds like the best teacher ever.

    • @thomasjefferson8629
      @thomasjefferson8629 4 года назад +1

      Duchess: Cannabis will kill you, it must be kept in a cage

  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  7 лет назад +1037

    This is one of those videos where I just turn up with a GoPro, and someone does all the storytelling work for me! (Have a look at the video from the Soda Pop Stop - it's linked at the end of the video - for something similar.)

    • @June_1
      @June_1 7 лет назад +20

      this video just came out and this comment was already posted 3 days ago

    • @Icy10K
      @Icy10K 7 лет назад

      hmmm

    • @cameronclough6576
      @cameronclough6576 7 лет назад +14

      He keeps the videos private whilst editing and to keep to a schedule.

    • @hdog679
      @hdog679 7 лет назад +5

      RUclipsrs can schedule uploads in advance so that they're buffered by the time people see them

    • @stocktonjoans
      @stocktonjoans 7 лет назад

      when were you there? I was there myself recently

  • @dalemariotti9147
    @dalemariotti9147 5 лет назад +1069

    No better way to keep your pot safe. Surround it by poisonous plants to kill the thieves 🤔 gotta start a new garden now

    • @poodlecomb5053
      @poodlecomb5053 4 года назад +14

      You know the gardener yoinks some buds bro.

    • @antekknapek4635
      @antekknapek4635 4 года назад +3

      the worst pay day 2 heist

    • @AZOffRoadster
      @AZOffRoadster 4 года назад +1

      And free fertilizer.

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 Год назад

      @@poodlecomb5053 Not off those crappy males he doesn't. Also, it's probably hemp

  • @Spurrrg
    @Spurrrg 3 года назад +386

    This dude : Talks about the criminal record and murders of the plant next to him
    Also this dude : Has no gloves and has exposed bare skin.

    • @BenDavisSkydiving
      @BenDavisSkydiving 3 года назад +18

      *Gestures behind him towards plant*

    • @utopes
      @utopes Год назад +1

      Just one push away to be murdered… by bush 🫣🫣🫣

  • @thomas_delaney
    @thomas_delaney 7 лет назад +2897

    He speaks of gardeners getting injured or dying like it's nothing😂

    • @NaGromOne
      @NaGromOne 7 лет назад +243

      pconn67 Occupational hazard.

    • @zegaskmask5659
      @zegaskmask5659 7 лет назад +189

      pconn67 he might of went over it a thousand times over before. People want to hear it, and he gives it.

    • @demos113
      @demos113 7 лет назад +264

      Don't worry, they get composted into next years feed. :-)

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 7 лет назад +36

      In one interview he speaks of offing a spouse so nonchalant

    • @K0nr4d_
      @K0nr4d_ 7 лет назад +48

      Because he knows that he will be the next.

  • @Hugabolunga
    @Hugabolunga 5 лет назад +625

    2:30 😂 I get that it's called the Poison Garden containing plants that can kill you but which joker thought it'd be funny to have the decorative plants next to the benches kill you too.

    • @tannershackelford27
      @tannershackelford27 5 лет назад +62

      The weak and foolish fade as we stay strong.

    • @moist_onions
      @moist_onions 2 года назад

      So many of these plant are only poisonous if you ingest them. Essentially their only dangerous to dumbasses and babies

  • @Gerstebier
    @Gerstebier 4 года назад +59

    Gardener here. I personally find it rather interesting, how most people view such plants.
    There are many, many, many plants most of us have in their gardens because of either practical use or aesthetic, yet the majority knows fairly little about them.
    We always had to make sure to ask the customers if they had children or animals and educate them on the plants they had on their mind.
    Unfortunately, not everyone does that which could easily result in a fatal accident.
    The point I'm trying to make is that there is so much potential knowledge out there, and most of it is not only half as interesting.

  • @johnnyfrankenstein0123
    @johnnyfrankenstein0123 2 года назад +26

    its mildly terrifying how hes describing all the horrific things that will happen to you if you touch these plants and hes standing there casually

  • @mattvezz
    @mattvezz 4 года назад +2822

    “We grow cannabis to educate”
    Sign: keep off the grass
    Education right there 😂

    • @Dorgpoop
      @Dorgpoop 3 года назад +19

      Underated comment 😂

    • @mad0131
      @mad0131 3 года назад +1

      Underrated indeed
      Bumb this

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад

      hahahaha nice

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 2 года назад +1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the joke.

  • @octaviolopez7475
    @octaviolopez7475 4 года назад +724

    Kid in a school trip: this garden is boring
    The queen inmediatly: if you touch this plant you die instantly

    • @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
      @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin 4 года назад +20

      That's honestly some real big brain think right there

    • @leftleanin6649
      @leftleanin6649 3 года назад

      Well, it worked if there aren't any kids left that aren't listening ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @dragonowl77
      @dragonowl77 2 года назад

      Kid: Wow this place is INTRESTING!!!!

  • @David_Last_Name
    @David_Last_Name 7 лет назад +539

    So this is a garden where the plants can kill the gardener? Sounds like the exact opposite of my garden, where the gardener kills the plants!

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 2 года назад +9

    All the plants in this garden are so cool, and the concept of the garden itself is great, but what really tops it off for me is that they have a bench expressly for people who collapse from the scent of the poison plants

  • @willandwillsstuff272
    @willandwillsstuff272 4 года назад +358

    I went there when I was around 7. I fainted walking through the poison ivy tunnel, and had to be carried out on a stretcher. That was a fun experience to say the least.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 3 года назад +6

      Why would poison ivy make you faint? Did you just have a heat stroke or something?

    • @souvillaine5131
      @souvillaine5131 3 года назад +17

      It needs a stretcher to carry a 7 year old out of a garden?

    • @draydengee9060
      @draydengee9060 3 года назад +2

      Poison ivy? How did you find from poison ivy?

    • @QueenofSilence101
      @QueenofSilence101 3 года назад +19

      @@TheMrVengeance
      I presume it was simply due to spending time in the garden, near so many noxious plants. That sounds like it would be a tad bit much for a child that young.

    • @eugenelenskih2885
      @eugenelenskih2885 3 года назад +1

      @@souvillaine5131 i’m crying very good observation

  • @sam08g16
    @sam08g16 7 лет назад +220

    My Skyrim character would go nuts in there. So many ingredients.

    • @aussie870
      @aussie870 5 лет назад +7

      I heard a mention of Nightshade. And take no notice of the date, it's merely a blink of an eye.

    • @snixBE
      @snixBE 5 лет назад

      Aussie i agree

    • @scythal
      @scythal 4 года назад

      @@snixBE Same here

  • @SurgStriker
    @SurgStriker 3 года назад +304

    i'm no pot advocate, but i find it funny that the weed was locked up in a cage, but the other plant that "used to be used in tea to 'loosen lips' because it's a hallucinogenic" was totally cool being left out. So it's not a matter of danger, it's a matter of popularity that is why the laws are created

    • @Kahtisemo
      @Kahtisemo 2 года назад +86

      I mean, I just figured it's in a cage not to protect people but to keep people from stealing it. As you said the popularity of it is what makes it necessary because while I'm sure there's a market somewhere for belladonna, it's not worth breaking into a public garden to get. Whereas there could be a real risk of tourists trying to steal off the cannabis plant either to sneak a treat at home or trade it off somewhere.

    • @angelnetworks
      @angelnetworks 2 года назад +2

      you can hardly steal a huge leaf or flower, you can easily steal a nugget

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 2 года назад +3

      I'm not a true advocate either, but I love pretending to be and making it into jokes.

    • @olorin3815
      @olorin3815 2 года назад +9

      It has nothing to do with danger its just because weed is more widespread and is more of a public debate issue there are a bunch more laws and they are stricter so you end up with a silly situation like this

    • @anthonyiglesias1221
      @anthonyiglesias1221 Год назад

      Ah yes weed the very hard to get drug

  • @onanthebarbarian4842
    @onanthebarbarian4842 3 года назад +60

    "Oh wow, what is that plant in the cage? It must be really toxic."
    "Actually, it just makes you feel kind of funny when you smoke it."

  • @exonvidz9094
    @exonvidz9094 6 лет назад +888

    2:12 wow this yanny plant seems to be very dangeorous but common

    • @MrTobylol
      @MrTobylol 5 лет назад +109

      I hear Laurel

    • @mikewizz1895
      @mikewizz1895 5 лет назад +24

      Dont you mean pineapple plant? it sounded nothing like yanny or laurel

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 5 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @oaf1575
      @oaf1575 5 лет назад +23

      @@Samael2004 kraken was obviously adding to the joke

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 5 лет назад +3

      The scientific name for the poisonus one is "Prunus laurocerasus", very different from the "Laurus nobilis" which you can find in your kitchen 😅

  • @Jademalo
    @Jademalo 7 лет назад +72

    I've been to the garden a few times, and my favourite thing in there is the Rhubarb. It's just Rhubarb! I love it.

    • @amct1019
      @amct1019 7 лет назад +14

      Jademalo rhubarb is famous for having poisonous leaves. My mum has always grown it and has always warned me about the leaves

    • @ValleysOfRain
      @ValleysOfRain 7 лет назад +3

      Jademalo oxalic acid - nasty stuff. its mostly concentrated in the leaves as opposed to the stalk, and you need to eat a fair amount to actually ingest a lethal dose, but it's still poisonous. Now if they really wanted to be a little more imaginative, they would have black bryony in there - that is a far more poisonous plant than rhubarb.

    • @Yildun28
      @Yildun28 5 лет назад +1

      @@ValleysOfRain Fun fact. Oxalic acid is now being used to in a vapor form to kill the mites that are killing honeybees. Since it's natural and non-toxic in low-doses and tends to dissipate it's ideal for working around food contact equipment (i.e., bee hives.) Search on youtube for Oxalic acid bees.

    • @JohnnoNonno
      @JohnnoNonno 5 лет назад

      Well actually every part of rhubarb is toxic except for the stems, I was hoping it was in this garden (and in the video too). Well at least half of my hopes were satisfied.

  • @EddieSMiles1
    @EddieSMiles1 4 года назад +1550

    "This is cannabis, we use it to explain the dangers of drugs."
    *immediatly starts talking about another plant*

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 4 года назад +150

      To be fair, it is a commercially available substance that many people use or have used legal or not across the world
      Boring compared to the other genuinely scary plants

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 4 года назад +36

      @@thewingedporpoise boring for smokers
      Not growers, the different array of chemos,genos and phenotypes keep it interesting and fun

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 4 года назад +23

      @Linz N but their actual information is generally misguided and wrong on both sides

    • @commonpepe2270
      @commonpepe2270 4 года назад +38

      Have you ever worked with kids? Can't blame him for having to take the edge off.

    • @peterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
      @peterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 3 года назад +5

      @@Mr_Makina mostly of the side of the prohibitors

  • @the_dropbear4392
    @the_dropbear4392 3 года назад +12

    Can confirm definitely does make children interested. I went to Alnwick castle and gardens when I was around 8 or 9 with some friends and we loved the poison garden.
    I remember that there was another plant in a cage, because this one just touching the leaves on bear skin could send you to the hospital.

    • @aftonstan5494
      @aftonstan5494 Год назад +3

      I feel like touching the leaves of any plant on a bear's skin could send you to hospital.

  • @alfiehnotts
    @alfiehnotts 4 года назад +481

    How many gardeners does this place burn through?

    • @antekknapek4635
      @antekknapek4635 4 года назад +107

      the nearest grave yard instead of a war hero section its just gardeners

    • @geekinthegarden3927
      @geekinthegarden3927 4 года назад +101

      They're all still there - the high nitrogen levels means you get great compost from old gardeners.

    • @Sedgehun
      @Sedgehun 4 года назад +6

      No gardener died here, I didn’t find anything about anyone dying there.

    • @felixspaghetti2611
      @felixspaghetti2611 4 года назад +22

      @@Sedgehun It says that their head gardener did: 1:59

    • @ShadowRyutoji
      @ShadowRyutoji 3 года назад +41

      @@felixspaghetti2611 He's talking about a head gardener somewhere else. Surrey, if I'm decoding his accent right, but I could be wrong.

  • @Klytio
    @Klytio 4 года назад +429

    Worker: don’t stand to close touch or smell the plants they will kill
    Proceeds to stand next to the plant

  • @inventor121
    @inventor121 3 года назад +105

    I love how the entire garden of things that make you die in horribly painful ways was specifically intended to be used as an educational tool by children.

    • @Minnakht23
      @Minnakht23 Год назад +7

      All of these children's ancestors were children that successfully avoided dying of eating poisonous plants, once.

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 7 лет назад +963

    That's a really great alnwickdote, Tom

    • @najeyrifai1134
      @najeyrifai1134 7 лет назад +5

      You beat me to it :(

    • @rachelconnolly5951
      @rachelconnolly5951 7 лет назад +4

      WanderingRandomer I laughed way too hard at that😂

    • @superzigzagoon
      @superzigzagoon 7 лет назад +8

      As someone who lives nearby. I'm totally using that.

    • @invalide
      @invalide 7 лет назад +1

      WanderingRandomer yo that's my joke dude

    • @justaguycalledjosh
      @justaguycalledjosh 6 лет назад +1

      Explanation: if, for some reason, you totally ignored tom's video, Alnwick is pronounced Annick

  • @RobertMilesAI
    @RobertMilesAI 7 лет назад +1355

    I like how the guy mentions no toxic effects for cannabis

    • @tiavor
      @tiavor 7 лет назад +62

      cannabis is not more dangerous than tobacco or alcohol :)

    • @hobbitilius
      @hobbitilius 7 лет назад +146

      Tiavor Kuroma
      Actually cannabis is a lot less toxic.

    • @Sam-tb4im
      @Sam-tb4im 7 лет назад +26

      Tiavor Kuroma and heroin is actually good for you, right?

    • @jamesh1866
      @jamesh1866 7 лет назад +119

      that claim is debatable. The main harm from tobacco is the act of smoking it. Weed has similar effects in terms of lung damage from smoking, but also in overuse can cause serious brain damage in peoples who's minds are still developing.
      And saying alcohol is just as bad is an argument for having more control over how much people drink, alcoholism is a serious issue. Something equally harmful as alcohol is not a good thing.

    • @Zahlenteufel1
      @Zahlenteufel1 7 лет назад +37

      He mentions no toxic effects of cannabis because there are none. Nothing about this plant is toxic. Toxins, i.e. alcohol, are substances that damage your nerves or other tissues.

  • @williamlewington3223
    @williamlewington3223 5 лет назад +356

    3:15 not sure i'm believing his alibi for growing cannabis.

    • @Iamnotdead-wm7zi
      @Iamnotdead-wm7zi 4 года назад

      No, I live in alnwick and it's true

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox Год назад

      Especially considering he got a totally unguarded plant that can't be safely handled at all, with a body count, entirely unguarded and no loicense required to grow it.

  • @KPG113
    @KPG113 3 года назад +184

    Poison Garden: "All of these plants can kill you"
    Also Poison Garden: "There's a caged set of weed plants here"

    • @CymruEmergencyResponder
      @CymruEmergencyResponder 3 года назад +6

      So the statement is accurate.

    • @KPG113
      @KPG113 3 года назад +17

      @@CymruEmergencyResponder Nope.

    • @bumpadump-5490
      @bumpadump-5490 3 года назад +3

      @@KPG113 if you smoke it it can kill you

    • @caveman7692
      @caveman7692 3 года назад

      @@KPG113 you can die from it

    • @KPG113
      @KPG113 3 года назад +11

      @@caveman7692 No, you cannot. We can do this all day. Give me some credible proof instead of parroting these idiots
      You simply can't overdose to death from consuming weed in any form. Not even going to get into the smoking debate, as smoking anything at all isn't the best for one's health but I don't see stoners dropping like flies from COPD or lung cancer (that would be your cigarette-smoking dad instead)

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 4 года назад +60

    "....and these here are the tomb stones of all of the past gardeners who accidentally touched the plants...."

  • @exm3266
    @exm3266 7 лет назад +664

    Not to sound rude, but Trevor looks exactly like the guy that would be maintaining a poison garden.

  • @shubhankarpatil7033
    @shubhankarpatil7033 4 года назад +175

    Me: *Trips and falls in the garden*
    *Dies.*

    • @willk6723
      @willk6723 4 года назад +7

      Damn bro, sorry for your loss

    • @antekknapek4635
      @antekknapek4635 4 года назад

      think of in how much agony you would be before you pass out from the pain

  • @karebushmarebu233
    @karebushmarebu233 3 года назад +2

    i'm Scottish, but when i was younger i lived in Northumberland in a town called Ashington, not far from Alnwick. So i was through that way all the time and grew up playing in and around Alnwick castle and Walworth castle, having wooden sword fights with my friends and playing hide and seek. Then i moved back up to Scotland, glad i did since i prefer it here and we have our own castles, but i got some good memory's from it :)

    • @freakywu2
      @freakywu2 2 года назад

      oh, nice! never seen anyone else who has lived in ashington on the wide web

  • @chaincat33
    @chaincat33 4 года назад +207

    "Tell the them it's poisonous, and you have the child's imagination" Kids are monsters.

    • @y7awsbe2000
      @y7awsbe2000 2 года назад

      yes, but no that was about making them scared so they will pay attention which is gross

    • @Jacob-Sophia
      @Jacob-Sophia 2 года назад +14

      @@y7awsbe2000 Not really. It’s more about interesting them. The same thought process as emphasizing the “gross” parts of science and history because that’s the stuff kids want to hear about. It’s exciting.

  • @AKAThatKid
    @AKAThatKid 4 года назад +505

    caged and jailed: weed
    chillin and tripin: halucenagens
    we live in a society.

    • @AKAThatKid
      @AKAThatKid 4 года назад +5

      @Natalie love u too x

    • @oak1739
      @oak1739 4 года назад +57

      funny thing is, weed's the only plant in that garden that can't kill you

    • @justarandomtechpriest1578
      @justarandomtechpriest1578 4 года назад +4

      @@oak1739 it can if to much is taken in a certain form

    • @Nava_97
      @Nava_97 4 года назад +23

      @@justarandomtechpriest1578 We could say the same thing about rocks, tech priest.

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 4 года назад +14

      @@oak1739 The point of the cage is probably so people who are addicted to weed can't attempt and snatch a few of the good stuff on their way out

  • @bukachell
    @bukachell 4 года назад +33

    That must be a really fun, relaxing and safe place for the whole family!

  • @jednicholson3
    @jednicholson3 3 года назад +3

    I used to go to Alnwick Gardens all the time, so cool to see Tom here

  • @moonlover9650
    @moonlover9650 4 года назад +83

    This feels like something that would be in a series of unfortunate events

  • @keco185
    @keco185 7 лет назад +333

    Not sure if I'd bring kids in there. I can only imagine telling a kid to not touch the plants only to have them touch the stuff simply because you told them not to.

    • @chorosso5259
      @chorosso5259 7 лет назад +57

      if you explain to the kid that they will die when they touch it, and they still touch it, sorry but they are a lost cause.

    • @MrAntiKnowledge
      @MrAntiKnowledge 6 лет назад +36

      If you just say "don't run with scissors" the child probably won't care much since it has no idea what the consequences might be. Tell it "If you run with scissors you might trip and hurt yourself" it's much more likely they will listen.
      Try to avoid "No, don't do that" and use "If you do that, this might happen" instead.
      "Don't touch that" without any explaination might only encourage their couriosity in a bad way.

    • @boltstrikes429
      @boltstrikes429 6 лет назад +3

      if it does touch a bad plant, and get hurt, it will at least learn to listen when you tell it something.

    • @Bellonging
      @Bellonging 5 лет назад

      @@MrAntiKnowledge I litterally told a child "Don't touch the blue bottle tenticles, they really really hurt for ages" and they went around trying to touch them. Maybe it was my delivery? I don't know but i'd put up higher fences in this place.

    • @abigailfarrow4631
      @abigailfarrow4631 5 лет назад +3

      I managed fine when I was about 7 and my parents brought me there.

  • @ermland732
    @ermland732 4 года назад +6

    Ngl, this is my favourite Tom Scott video. Its old, but exactly the kind of random interesting content that this channel is amazing at producing.

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike 2 года назад +4

    That dutchess who imagined that garden knew *exactly* what kids wanted to see

  • @hxhuang9306
    @hxhuang9306 7 лет назад +761

    “We had a garderner who got third-degree burns, and another gardener who died. And a few tourists fainted on that bench. So let's invite a lot of CHILDREN while I'll introduce how to utilize the toxins to their best!!!” ---Trevor Jones, Head Gardener

    • @Charky_Creations
      @Charky_Creations 7 лет назад +75

      I mean, you ARE only allowed in as part of a very small tour group, so it's not like dozens of kids are being allowed to roam unaccompanied.

    • @petersmythe6462
      @petersmythe6462 7 лет назад +33

      John Peat still, small children are somewhat prone to doing stupid things. Phototoxic plant? I'll roll in it!

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 7 лет назад +87

      The whole garden seems like a perfect place to try out natural selection and to hold the Darwin Awards Ceremony

    • @cameo64
      @cameo64 7 лет назад +26

      HX Huang as the children were poisoned and burning, at least they knew... weed is kinda bad.

    • @ewangee4682
      @ewangee4682 7 лет назад

      zachary roper j

  • @billyblood8993
    @billyblood8993 3 года назад +213

    Me picking flowers for my girlfriend:
    Everyone else at the poison garden:

  • @sean269
    @sean269 5 лет назад +931

    I’m glad that weed is in the cage everything else fine to handle besides that

    • @Azerkeux
      @Azerkeux 4 года назад +45

      The puffer fish poison is not a controlled substance yet cannabis is, go figure /shrug

    • @illford
      @illford 4 года назад +22

      @@Azerkeux because who's taking Puffer fish poison

    • @Azerkeux
      @Azerkeux 4 года назад +27

      @@illford It's one of the most deadliest substances by volume, magnitudes more toxic than Cyanide can and has been used by mass murderers, represents a genuine threat to human health and safety, it's essentially like VX nerve agents.

    • @VengefulMaverick
      @VengefulMaverick 4 года назад +56

      There is literally nothing wrong with weed. Its amusing how governments, timber industry, and big pharma have brainwashed all of you.
      Its literally safer than alcohol. It can ease physical pain, and mental pain.
      The only reason its labeled "bad" is because its hard to tax, the timber industry wanted control of paper products, and pharma doesnt want their precious painkillers replaced. Lastly, the war on drugs had made for profit prisons.... GJ.....

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 4 года назад +5

      @@illford actually, the pufferfish that the tetrodotoxin is found in is commomly one of the higher priced items on the menu in many Japanese restaurants. It's a type of sushi called fugu. And the sushi chefs are trained to leave a bit of the toxin in it to tickle the tongue. Too much, though, and you die of full body paralysis, including heart and lungs. Unable to scream. The sushi is so tender though. You want some? 😂 Also, the same toxin was used in zombi powder. That is, voodoo zombi. Where we get the word zombie from. They would paralyze someone and put them on the brink of death, to the point they looked dead, even to drs and medical examiners, then they would bring them back, but keep them in a stupor, so they would provide free labor.

  • @thegrinch8161
    @thegrinch8161 3 года назад +1

    If any of you people out there a fantastic day or two out you'd be hard pressed to find it anywhere else than Alnwick castle and gardens and finish off with a day going round Alnwick itself. The highlight of the castle grounds is of course the poison garden, the guides are very knowledgeable and they had us all laughing with sayings from wives/ partners and gfs to the effect of don't bother getting any ideas, now that I think on it you've got Hadrian's wall not far away so you'd need a week to enjoy everything in the area. Thank you people of Alnwick and the surrounding area and I'm looking forward to coming back in 2022

  • @jax5683
    @jax5683 4 года назад +256

    Poiseness plants: *exist*
    Victorians: HeY WhaT If wE PuT It IN OuR EyeS

    • @HSFY2012
      @HSFY2012 4 года назад +7

      Actually it was in Italy. 1:04

    • @justarandomtechpriest1578
      @justarandomtechpriest1578 4 года назад +1

      @@HSFY2012 victorians is referencing people from the time period

    • @dechasrisen4783
      @dechasrisen4783 3 года назад +1

      @@justarandomtechpriest1578 and the heyday of the Venetian Republic was centuries earlier.

    • @QueenofSilence101
      @QueenofSilence101 3 года назад +1

      That actually still happens today, in a way.
      The atropine is extracted from nightshade berries, processed, and then used by optometrists use to dilate your pupils for eye exams. It's given in very small, controlled doses, so it won't mess you up.

    • @thomasbailey921
      @thomasbailey921 3 года назад

      @@justarandomtechpriest1578 Tbf, I dont think the Italians refer to that time period as the Victorian era...
      Here in America, for example, we call it the Reconstruction Era.

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal 4 года назад +39

    3:04 "Keep off the grass"
    Oh I get it!

  • @ClainBill
    @ClainBill 4 года назад +147

    Hold up, laurel releases cyanide? 90% of my Grandmas garden is laurel

    • @oak1739
      @oak1739 4 года назад +90

      Maybe she's trying to die naturally like the butterflies.

    • @jackjorgensen17
      @jackjorgensen17 3 года назад +47

      Don't get on her bad side

    • @kodiakulv5148
      @kodiakulv5148 3 года назад +30

      Appleseed produces cyanide too, same w laurel, it's low concentration, you'd need to extract from a large source of them to affect a human system

    • @ClainBill
      @ClainBill 3 года назад +4

      @@kodiakulv5148 I'm not doubting you but then why would the garden of doom have Laurel in it?
      It could be just to point out that it does release cyanide which would make sense but then why wouldnt they point out it's in low concentrations.

    • @thepizzaguy8477
      @thepizzaguy8477 3 года назад +17

      @@ClainBill also it can easily be releasing cyanide, but the wind takes it away before it is concentrated enough to be harmful

  • @pikkon899
    @pikkon899 2 года назад +6

    The more I learn about the Victorian Era, the more I'm amazed that humanity survived it.

    • @seriousspikesam7770
      @seriousspikesam7770 Год назад

      I mean, people once thought eating mercury pills was a way to an eternal life. None of them are around to tell about it now...

  • @libbyw5942
    @libbyw5942 5 лет назад +34

    4:16 and here I am, 14 years old and listening to a talk about plants. It worked

  • @normalviewer740
    @normalviewer740 5 лет назад +145

    Instructor: holding kid over a cliff, “and that’s the periodic table”
    Kid: Never fails class

    • @phorzer32
      @phorzer32 4 года назад +2

      Don't get it...

    • @normalviewer740
      @normalviewer740 4 года назад

      phorzer32 ooo I remember, if a student learns something while in peril they’ll never fail (sorry for the confusion)

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад +7

      @@normalviewer740 It wouldn't work. You'd have to teach physics in that situation.

  • @shoegum7362
    @shoegum7362 5 лет назад +493

    So there's a cage around the weed plants but not around the actual ones that can kill you. Makes sense.

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 5 лет назад +84

      I think teaching misinformation to children as well is particularly toxic in itself. Pure cannabis is used medically in many ways, and even taken in excess isn't particularly harmful (unless you're very unlucky). What would be MORE important to teach (albeit, not to anyone this young) with regards to cannabis is the chemically-enhanced stuff that dominates the UK market as THAT is the real problem of it in this country.

    • @gigabit896
      @gigabit896 5 лет назад +125

      This cage is not here to protect visitors from it but to protect it from
      thieves. If you were to steal a toxic plant from this garden, not only would you risk your life doing it, but it would be hard to sell. Weed, on the other hand, wouldn't represent a threat to carry around, is easily exploitable and most importantly, is very very lucrative.

    • @shoegum7362
      @shoegum7362 5 лет назад +14

      @@gigabit896 only a complete moron would steal those scrawny pot plants, they're not worth anything

    • @puddlezinc6070
      @puddlezinc6070 5 лет назад +46

      @@shoegum7362 You realize plants grow, right?

    • @dolandark9854
      @dolandark9854 5 лет назад +45

      The cage is there because it’s an illegal plant, whether it really is bad for you or not i won’t delve into rn but the point is it’s in a cage due to it’s illegal status but the other plants are not illegal

  • @SP_33333
    @SP_33333 3 года назад +3

    This is so very British.
    Lovely.
    Thanks for sharing.

  • @peterlinddk
    @peterlinddk 5 лет назад +6

    "Then you have the imagination of that child!" - well, it certainly caught the imagination, curiosity and interest of this (45 year old) child. Amazing garden, and storyteller!

    • @clray123
      @clray123 5 лет назад

      And fortunately for you you did not end up in the compost pile with all the other children who actually had visited the garden.

  • @geekinthegarden3927
    @geekinthegarden3927 4 года назад +8

    Alnwick gardens (not just the poison garden) are a nice place to visit if you get the chance.
    Parsnips are another phototoxic plant. I had major burns from the sap earlier this year.
    Apples, pears, almonds, cherries all produce cyanide.
    Rhubarb is toxic. Mostly in the leaves but the same stuff (oxalic acid) can be found in spinach, kales and oca. Can cause gout and kidney stones which aren't very pleasant.

    • @nobody8717
      @nobody8717 2 года назад

      I prefer my kidney stones and gout to be pleasant. No more rhubarb pie for me.

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 лет назад +355

    2:12 Yanny is a strange name for a plant

  • @fish_bacon
    @fish_bacon 2 года назад +5

    interesting to note, that the ricin plants grow freely on most roadsides all across the country where I live

  • @mr_matata
    @mr_matata 5 лет назад +175

    "Welcome to Alnwick Garden"
    "All the plants here have the ability to kill you"
    that escalated quickly

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni 5 лет назад +1

      TBH, idk if Weed actually has the ability to kill you. I mean, maybe if you eat a ton of it, but ill guess youll vomit or fall asleep before that. Anyways, good they but that devils reefer behind bars.

    • @aulendilthegreat873
      @aulendilthegreat873 5 лет назад

      @@Schmuni it doesnt, ive never heard of someone who died because of weed

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni 5 лет назад

      @@aulendilthegreat873 Well not by smoking it, but anything in the wrong dosage can kill you, even drinkin water. So while nobody is stupid enough to do it, i propose that weed COULD POSSIBLY (while still unlikely) kill you if you ingested some kilos of it and had some other condition like a weak heart or smth, if that doesnt work, keep eating it instead of normal food, im sure at some point one would die. i base that on absolutely nothing.

    • @aulendilthegreat873
      @aulendilthegreat873 5 лет назад +2

      @@Schmuni i looked into it and i found a case of 2 people dying because of a heart failure probably induced by the consumption of cannabis. so theres that i guess

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni 5 лет назад +1

      @@aulendilthegreat873 Well then i guess i based that on something i didnt actually know :P . Thx for doing the work ^^

  • @AnastasiaCooper
    @AnastasiaCooper 4 года назад +41

    Alnwick Castle itself gained popularity due to the "Harry Potter phenomenon" it inspired bits and pieces of Hogwarts and they actually shot there.

    • @pink_phoenix
      @pink_phoenix 3 года назад +4

      And dug up the Mandrakes and Monkshood from this garden

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 Год назад

      I am not a Harry Potter fan so none of that got my attention but when they said Northumbria it got my attention. Thanks to The Last Kingdom for that one.

  • @scrapheap339
    @scrapheap339 4 года назад +9

    I was on holiday in Alnwick just this summer, the gardens were definitely worth visiting if only to see the water features.

    • @bigoldbenny1235
      @bigoldbenny1235 4 года назад

      I may have seen you then haha. I live in alnwick

  • @trevelyandovah8479
    @trevelyandovah8479 3 года назад +2

    I love how decorated the gate is.

  • @TalladegaNight
    @TalladegaNight 5 лет назад +9

    i like how the least dangerous plant is the one they need permission to grow and is fenced off.

  • @deserto20
    @deserto20 5 лет назад +4

    here in brazil. one of the most common plants that you can find is the Comigo-Ninguém-Pode(Dumbcane), the name is literaly something like No One Can Stand Me, "It is dangerous and can lead to death. If chewed, the plant hurts the mucosa of the mouth, pharynx and vocal cords. In the eyes, it causes conjunctivitis and corneal damage. "

  • @Morbos1000
    @Morbos1000 7 лет назад +73

    After reading the comments I kind of wish you left the Cannibis part out. It seems like that is the only thing anyone paid attention to, when really the rest of the plants were as or more interesting.

    • @abnormallynormal8823
      @abnormallynormal8823 5 лет назад +7

      Morbos1000 it’s not that that’s all anyone paid attention to, it’s just odd that a plant with zero reported deaths is in a garden that’s supposed to be full of exclusively poisonous and deadly plants, and people are pointing out the outlier in the garden. If they really want to educate kids about the dangers of drugs, they should be showing them a plot of opium poppies. Heroin is a hell of a lot more dangerous then cannabis could ever hope to be

    • @garyclinton3496
      @garyclinton3496 5 лет назад +1

      AbnormallyNormal // Also the fact it’s in cage lmao

  • @Astrofrank
    @Astrofrank Год назад +1

    The green variety of Ricinus communis grows very fast and has _huge_ leaves - a fascinating plant.

  • @kirsten5440
    @kirsten5440 4 года назад +41

    Laurel at 2:13 I remember having in the garden I grew up in as a child. My parents always told me and my brother to not use it for any of the "weird potions" you make as kids using leaves, mud and water and now I know why. Huh.
    Edit: Thinking and looking a bit more into it now, the Laurel I might have seen as a child might have been bay laurel, which is a non-poisonous variety but still, it might also have not been with how paranoid my parents were o.0