Trump Gives Away His Daughter AND the Senate & Lindsey Graham Gets Choked Up About Herschel

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024
  • Jimmy recaps all the sights and drama from Donald Trump’s daughter Tiffany’s wedding (that he was definitely at), and he talks about Trump’s strange thumbs up pose in the wedding pics, Ivanka cropping Don Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle out of her picture, all of the fashion from the various family members, the Democrats winning the Senate, most of the candidates Trump endorsed losing, Lindsey Graham getting choked up about Herschel Walker on Hannity, Trump’s pending announcement about running for President again, Mike Pence sitting down with David Muir to talk about his experience on January 6th, President Biden meeting with Chinese President Xi, Jeff Bezos claiming that he will give most of his $120 billion fortune to charity, and our in-house movie critic Yehya reviews the number one movie in America, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.
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  • @nunessilva2162
    @nunessilva2162 2 года назад +185

    One of the best digs at the Trumpets ever in the history of digs....
    Brilliant Jimmy Kimmel

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 года назад +1

      What would he do without Trump I'm serious would he even have a show

    • @exposingnova915
      @exposingnova915 2 года назад +2

      @@danmcgriff1421 Ong man lol

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 2 года назад +4

      @@danmcgriff1421 Yes tucker unlike you

    • @fomofud9479
      @fomofud9479 2 года назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 calm down Dan

    • @joshkennedy2868
      @joshkennedy2868 2 года назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 🤣🤣all of us with functional brains have been fantasizing about that for over 6 years

  • @multilaughs8813
    @multilaughs8813 2 года назад +97

    How much did DT charge Tiffany to have the wedding at Mar-la-go and to take pictures with him?

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤭 You're probably right!

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 2 года назад +2

      LoL😂😂😂😁

    • @marlenemead3965
      @marlenemead3965 2 года назад

      You people are sick Besides President trump is still COMMANDER IN CHIEF. COVERT MONUMENT STING OPERATION> YOU all want Socialism instead of a Gfreat World

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 года назад

      @@marlenemead3965 Get over it! Rump is one sicko!

    • @marlenemead3965
      @marlenemead3965 2 года назад

      @@dawnstanley1733 Come to Reality. Wake up

  • @johnbrown5565
    @johnbrown5565 2 года назад +80

    What a family gathering. You could almost feel the indictment, I mean excitement.

    • @mannyletrameo6438
      @mannyletrameo6438 2 года назад +6

      You spelled it wrong - it's "You could almost feel the *incitement*".

    • @The_Original_forresttrump
      @The_Original_forresttrump 2 года назад +3

      Tiffany and hubby were probably the only ones there without their name on a warrant or something in front of a grand jury.

    • @luzsanchez3050
      @luzsanchez3050 Год назад +1

      Hahahahaha!!

    • @luzsanchez3050
      @luzsanchez3050 Год назад

      @@mannyletrameo6438 oh, good one!

  • @naijdesbet9757
    @naijdesbet9757 2 года назад +216

    Jimmy on fire tonight! Kudos to the writers and to Jimmy for the delivery.

    • @patsylvest
      @patsylvest 2 года назад +2

      Was thinking the same thing.

    • @joanteasdale2991
      @joanteasdale2991 2 года назад

      I think his wife Jeff Bezos ex-wife is putting him to shame she's giving away money left and right and very quietly doing so but somebody found out now I think Jeff is going to have to start doing something so people don't think he's a real tight one

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 2 года назад +3

      His wife Molly does a lot of the preliminary writing

  • @leafyrox
    @leafyrox 2 года назад +79

    Tiffany looks beautiful, I hope she has a happy life, away from toxic daddy.

    • @starling5188
      @starling5188 2 года назад +10

      Yes, that gown really was very pretty! .. and her father is still a monster.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 2 года назад

      Who's her daddy?

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 2 года назад +5

      If Tiff was smart, she'd get rid of her cell phone and all her other media connections, and start over with her new husband in Australia. Life is too short to have to acknowledge that fool as her daddy. Do a Meghan and take her mom with her. Take her husbands name. Be someone else!

  • @RayR
    @RayR 2 года назад +50

    This is Jimmy and staff at their finest. Great monologue.

  • @johnbrown6189
    @johnbrown6189 2 года назад +319

    You made that sweet old women cry. Nailed it!

    • @labethspain7936
      @labethspain7936 2 года назад +7

      😂😂

    • @MayThereBeWorldPeace
      @MayThereBeWorldPeace 2 года назад +9

      Hahahaha, Graham really does look like an old woman.😂

    • @TisDana
      @TisDana 2 года назад

      @Whn u dont Vote u r xcluded. he’s called Lady Lindsey

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 2 года назад +172

    “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
    - Charles Spencer Chaplin
    Thank you, Jimmy.

  • @agnesmalloy7384
    @agnesmalloy7384 2 года назад +38

    Congratulations Tiffany on your special day you’ve always been a beautiful kind young lady and your dress is spectacular!!

  • @anniecalilung7940
    @anniecalilung7940 2 года назад +85

    Wow!!!! Your joke writers are sooooo good!!! And again you deliver it brilliantly 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @cja1026
    @cja1026 2 года назад +217

    Herschell Walker is a nightmare for planned parenthood, his return user cards are all punched up, but he doesn't know it happened and needs more. He would also be a nightmare for the American people if Georgians don't prevent him from becoming a Senator, (I mean a seat warmer).

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 2 года назад +7

      Well said 👍‼️

    • @fallonclouatre7934
      @fallonclouatre7934 2 года назад +5

      Mic drop

    • @jonathansanders9816
      @jonathansanders9816 2 года назад

      @@ginajones2328 If that was well said...then this is the upside down world. Had to read it twice. Nice try. I get the attempted joke.

    • @ningyu3088
      @ningyu3088 2 года назад

      @@jonathansanders9816 Couldn’t agree more! Calm down, be realistic. His personal issues hasn’t harm or damaged to anyone else. Instead we should look at what he can do better for the people in the same environment than others, then be the elected choice.

    • @paulathompson1332
      @paulathompson1332 2 года назад

      I couldn't agree more.

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit 2 года назад +47

    Jimmy you are a national treasure, I sat at my table and had the best laugh, thank you!!!!

  • @Raining345
    @Raining345 2 года назад +156

    Lol, this was a real funny midterm to watch. I'm glad I was alive to witness this

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 года назад +9

      History making.

    • @tjcombo9328
      @tjcombo9328 2 года назад +12

      me too lol weeeeeee gooooo democracy ! lol

    • @no1nestandsalone387
      @no1nestandsalone387 2 года назад

      We still might lost the house tho which sucks so nothing is gonna change.

    • @arycdrummond9569
      @arycdrummond9569 2 года назад

      @@tjcombo9328 No, communism.

    • @tjcombo9328
      @tjcombo9328 2 года назад

      @@arycdrummond9569 well sucks then if your living in russia then....dont get conscripted , the Ukrainians arent effing around if you go over there lol whew we defeated facism at the polls woot! woot!

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +811

    Herschel is basically Lindsay's "black friend."
    Also, Tiffany must be so happy to be the unnoticed daughter right now!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 года назад

      You know Joe Biden has a daughter you don't hear much about her either but she did write in her Diaries that Joe took showers with her until she was over 8 years old and it still bothers her to this day

    • @THE-id1by
      @THE-id1by 2 года назад +23

      Friend is a bit of a stretch

    • @chillsillego9599
      @chillsillego9599 2 года назад +6

      @@THE-id1by Hahahahahaha 😅!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @zebeart8808
      @zebeart8808 2 года назад +45

      His black "token" friend. If he wasn't running for senate, Lindsay would have him doing his yard work.

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 2 года назад +31

      If Lindsey's had it his way, Herschel would have been his chauffeur. It would be a cross between Driving Miss Lindsey and The Green Book.

  • @liannedoherty4816
    @liannedoherty4816 2 года назад +59

    This monolog was one of the best from Jimmy! I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Thanks, Jimmy: you made my day!

    • @zebeart8808
      @zebeart8808 2 года назад +3

      I watched it three times and still laughing

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 2 года назад +2

      No you weren't. Why do people feel the need to exaggerate like this?

    • @zebeart8808
      @zebeart8808 2 года назад +3

      @@johnnyhunter How about commenting for yourself and stop trying to guess other people's emotions? You sound somewhat narcissistic and I'm not exaggerating.

  • @Jazzgrl007
    @Jazzgrl007 2 года назад +125

    This was a brilliant segment! So many good bits! Thank you for your boldness and bravery Jimmy!

    • @ZekeBrewer
      @ZekeBrewer 2 года назад +2

      How is that bravery? 🤣Every single celebrity rips on Trump

    • @robertdavidson6354
      @robertdavidson6354 2 года назад

      @@ZekeBrewer When they start ignoring you you know you are in trouble...🤣🤣🤣

    • @highgradeOG
      @highgradeOG 2 года назад +1

      Full of hate

  • @robguttridge6591
    @robguttridge6591 2 года назад +74

    That NicoDump DT ad was SO well-written . . . "Ask your doctor (if you believe in doctors)" . . . .

  • @erincormany6688
    @erincormany6688 2 года назад +112

    Can't wait to hear Marla and Tiffanys reaction when he sends them a bill...😂

    • @MaureenRamsden
      @MaureenRamsden 2 года назад +1

      Thought Michael’s parents may have contributed. 🤫

    • @hoadinh5160
      @hoadinh5160 2 года назад +1

      Will he😏

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 года назад +5

      Now, now; he won't do that. He knows they're Trumps, so he definitely made Marla and Tiff pay in advance.

  • @keithmoorechannel
    @keithmoorechannel 2 года назад +90

    “The 2 ex wives”?! Was that a slip up or on purpose?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад +418

    Miss Lindsey is showing a very strong attachment to Herschel Walker. You’re not his type, Lindsey. Not even close!

    • @monrush
      @monrush 2 года назад +22

      Lady G likes chocolate

    • @SIMON_SAYS_SO
      @SIMON_SAYS_SO 2 года назад +1

      Miss Lindsey wants to get blacked.

    • @phampton16
      @phampton16 2 года назад

      He is a disgrace

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 2 года назад +13

      Why doesn't Missy just move to Georgia?

    • @1981cvalentine
      @1981cvalentine 2 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jds6206
    @jds6206 2 года назад +6

    Best wishes to Tiffany and her new husband…..may she stay forever away from her father.

  • @annegreenway9309
    @annegreenway9309 2 года назад +137

    Thanks for always making me laugh - Anne from Australia, who has been watching for years how fragile democracy really is.

  • @KariBear_21
    @KariBear_21 2 года назад +192

    The red wave was more of a red tinkle. LOL!!! congratulations to Katie Hobbs!!
    Lindsay Graham crying like a baby makes me so happy. Priceless. 😆

    • @Jimmy1982Playlists
      @Jimmy1982Playlists 2 года назад

      It's not even a "red tinkle"! 🤣🥳 The Democrats _picked up a seat_ in the Senate... they may even keep the House!! Based on historical precedence, Biden's approval rating and feelings around the economy, that's a Blue Wave! 😁

    • @Rodsuper
      @Rodsuper 2 года назад +2

      It was a Blue Splash actually.

    • @taylorkeane2295
      @taylorkeane2295 2 года назад +1

      Most girls are very familiar with monthly red tinkles... kinda like the GOP

    • @sidgarrett7247
      @sidgarrett7247 2 года назад +3

      The red wave hit a blue wall and it stopped the wave cold!

    • @gdr205
      @gdr205 2 года назад

      Wow u losers think the Dems are doing a good job ..And I'm not a Rep...Jesus!

  • @kevinlawson6188
    @kevinlawson6188 2 года назад +23

    Is it just me, or is Jimmy getting better at his job? (Which is hiring good writers.)

  • @virginiatyree6705
    @virginiatyree6705 2 года назад +33

    Jimmy's going for the jugular. Thanks for posting.

  • @shahnulislam9897
    @shahnulislam9897 2 года назад +550

    Lindsey's gonna cry soon at the Georgia election case

    • @kennyking8016
      @kennyking8016 2 года назад +27

      Ms Lindsey Graham is drowning in his own tears 😭😭.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +21

      I wonder what poor John Mccain would think of his best friend now?

    • @coryorr4599
      @coryorr4599 2 года назад +14

      I kinda' expected sad violin music to start playing in the background

    • @gm7304
      @gm7304 2 года назад

      I hope the judge is black🤣

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 года назад +7

      @@couragekarnga8735 I believe the friction from him rolling in his grave started a fire.

  • @Nilguiri
    @Nilguiri 2 года назад +2

    I do declare that Miss Lindsey is clutching her pearls and having a conniption.

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 2 года назад +72

    Thank you to those clever and so hilarious writers on this show! We all need a laugh right now.

  • @annirose
    @annirose 2 года назад +49

    You Nailed it!!! Thank You, Jimmy!!!!

  • @lucy2014
    @lucy2014 2 года назад +63

    Jimmy Kimmel absolutely cracks me up. His "brutality" about certain people is hilarious 😂

  • @kilgoringtroutless6295
    @kilgoringtroutless6295 2 года назад +612

    Lindsey crying as he realizes how low he has sunk trying to defend Hershel Walkers character.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +58

      He went from John Mccain's best friend to Trump's sidechick.

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 2 года назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 trump's AZZHOLE more like it

    • @jadc
      @jadc 2 года назад +32

      That would require a sense of shame.

    • @davidmartin4683
      @davidmartin4683 2 года назад

      Lady look like a dude

    • @jeffmisch1485
      @jeffmisch1485 2 года назад +8

      With Herschal 's multiple personalities you characters.

  • @siiiiiuu7
    @siiiiiuu7 2 года назад +540

    Jimmy being absolutely BRUTAL is giving me life

    • @ErikPortland
      @ErikPortland 2 года назад +11

      Yep. They all deserve it.

    • @AlisonsArt
      @AlisonsArt 2 года назад +7

      cheerfully so.

    • @cwp2580
      @cwp2580 2 года назад +1

      Orange man bad

    • @tzvi3660
      @tzvi3660 2 года назад +6

      Imagine jimmy pretending to be a good human being, when he goes after a former presidents daughter,
      Pick your fights

    • @cwp2580
      @cwp2580 2 года назад +5

      @@tzvi3660 imagine being a sponsor to his show and realizing that your advertisement investment is failing because people don't watch Jimmy Kimmel anymore LOL

  • @henoktadesse2454
    @henoktadesse2454 2 года назад +2

    It made me burst into laughter when I heard the ingredients of the Nico Dump DT! I was very funny! I couldn't help it.

  • @crazeyjoe
    @crazeyjoe 2 года назад +151

    Katie Hobbs defeats scary Kari lake as Arizona Governor elect!

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 2 года назад +13

      Yay 😍😍😍

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 2 года назад +7

      Hallelujah!!!

    • @marlenemead3965
      @marlenemead3965 2 года назад

      Hobbs stoled it Open your eyes Rightn in front of your face. wait and see

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 2 года назад +2

      "Scary Kari"! Good one!

    • @crazeyjoe
      @crazeyjoe 2 года назад

      @@marlenemead3965 Stoled??? 🤣 This here is proof that only the poorly educated are members of the maga cult.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 2 года назад +321

    “You made that sweet old woman cry!” (Lindsey Graham) Too much!😂😂😂

    • @ronaldvaz2567
      @ronaldvaz2567 2 года назад

      Stop calling him a " Woman " who cries. It is insulting to women who stand up to misogynistic politicians like the ex president. They don't cry, they stand up to him and file defamation cases against him in the courts. Lindsay is by no strech of the imagination a woman, at best he is a castrated eunuch! Castrated by the ex president of course. No disrespect to eunuchs in any way. They certainly have always had more " Balls ", than he ever had in his whole lifetime!

    • @gigigiseleworld
      @gigigiseleworld 2 года назад +10

      I laughed so hard ..that my tooth 🦷 ache ..went away. 😂

    • @francesth85
      @francesth85 2 года назад

      Lindsay looks like a Liberace wannabe. Pasty white, watery eyes, little to no substance; he thought cheatOman and good ole Clarance would save his a$$ but Clarence is reserved for Ginni and cheatOman. Now he faces Fanni Willis in GA. Bet he’s gonna wear double diapers.

    • @HS22181
      @HS22181 2 года назад +6

      My favorite bust on Lindsey Graham Cracker was the February 13, 2019 Washington Blade magazine of him on the cover of its “50 Most Eligible Bachelors.”

    • @hectorherbert6585
      @hectorherbert6585 2 года назад +3

      you know there's little doubt that Graham is a trans woman...so ,Jimmy is right..

  • @mthrfinis4194
    @mthrfinis4194 2 года назад +5

    Always love the monologues--Jimmy, U rock❗❗😆 🤣

  • @Wisdom2812
    @Wisdom2812 2 года назад +390

    "Trump Gives Away His Daughter AND the Senate!" love it! They all just look so infamous, especially the one standing behind Trump, 🤣Lol!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +7

      Had to see it just because of that title!

    • @kgames1748
      @kgames1748 2 года назад +4

      @@couragekarnga8735 lmao facts 🤣 💯

    • @karelglasner2673
      @karelglasner2673 2 года назад

      And the DNC money launders 80 billion is US taxpayers money through FTX and Ukraine 😆 Bernie Madoff 2.0 Busted 🤣

  • @gystiel
    @gystiel 2 года назад +442

    Gotta admit that this show has the most brutal and funniest jokes on the Dumpty family. Makes me crack up so hard.

    • @jimness5902
      @jimness5902 2 года назад

      check how Bill Meyer spanked him

    • @aronob
      @aronob 2 года назад

      Damn, laughing at people to feel better . What a sad life you probably have as most Americans.

    • @arthurmartin4616
      @arthurmartin4616 2 года назад +11

      They do make it pretty easy though. Kinda hard to resist.

    • @gystiel
      @gystiel 2 года назад +8

      @@aronob Wow, someone's getting so mad about people laughing when watching a comedy show🤣🤣🤣

    • @JRcomments
      @JRcomments 2 года назад +5

      Brutal... bring back some more Chelsea Handler.

  • @SN-bl6xm
    @SN-bl6xm 2 года назад +120

    💜 I love Jimmy Kimmel and his show! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 I am always happy when the weekend is over and I can watch Jimmy Kimmel again! 💜

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 года назад +2

      That might be one of the saddest things I've ever heard

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 2 года назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 Don't judge what may make someone else happy. I'm sure u take pleasure in something we may think is sad and you are here watching the show too . . .

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 года назад

      @@sherryelle225 so you're telling me not to judge somebody while you are judging me that's funny you sound like a kid

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 2 года назад +2

      @@danmcgriff1421 then tucker WHY are you here?

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 2 года назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 I assure u that u sound like the childish one here. I never said anything judgmental to u. You sound like a giant troll honestly. You know the type. They don't bother to watch the video because they prefer to live in delusion land and they just come here to troll people in the comments. How did I do? I know I'm right. Don't piss on other people's parades.

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 2 года назад +53

    Jimmy this was a great monologue. You are fierce!!!

  • @evelyn7881
    @evelyn7881 2 года назад +2

    Miss Lindsay was pearl clutching. Dabbing the eyes with a hanky. Lord!!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 2 года назад +139

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍

    • @seanpaul3491
      @seanpaul3491 2 года назад

      Seriously??

    • @mrsr003
      @mrsr003 2 года назад +3

      I was drinking milk while watching, almost did a spit take several times! Watching you late night guys while eating or drinking is dangerous!

    • @howardtheduck5958
      @howardtheduck5958 2 года назад

      @@seanpaul3491 Trump lost lol

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 2 года назад

      Is that why he has some of the worst ratings?

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 2 года назад

      @@howardtheduck5958 ain't nobody even talking about trump except you democrats as usual, you democrats really should consider getting some help for your obsession.

  • @gracielovestrategiesthegir4597
    @gracielovestrategiesthegir4597 2 года назад +27

    Tiffany looked really Beautiful on her special day!! Happy for her!

    • @mizzypoo4827
      @mizzypoo4827 2 года назад +1

      GREAT makeup artist... when she does her own makeup, with dark eye shadow,
      Miss PIGGY bares a uncanny resemblance.....🙄😁

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 года назад

      That's the first thing I've ever read on Jimmy Kimmel site that was nice thank you as you know they're usually just putting Trump down for anything and everything

  • @citibear57
    @citibear57 2 года назад +3

    Tiffany looks like a Disney princess and, IMHO, is by far the most attractive member of the family.

  • @mho...
    @mho... 2 года назад +1393

    Being "the invisible Trump", Tiffany did it Right! staying out of all this insanity!

    • @IamSimoid7
      @IamSimoid7 2 года назад +34

      So true

    • @jonathanstein5049
      @jonathanstein5049 2 года назад +132

      Tiff, take your wedding gift from Donnie and cash it ASAP, then move far far away.

    • @melissagrubb7443
      @melissagrubb7443 2 года назад +97

      Marla was pretty smart moving them across the country....

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar 2 года назад +75

      Didn't she endorse him during the RNC when he was running?

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 2 года назад +42

      Yea, but she should have picked a different weekend to get married than the one right after midterms. Should know her dad wouldn't be rational no matter what happened.

  • @hack999casper6
    @hack999casper6 2 года назад +173

    Jimmy is brutal. Love every minute of it 💖.

    • @Jimmy1982Playlists
      @Jimmy1982Playlists 2 года назад +1

      The schadenfreude is... _delicious!_
      😋🤤🥳

    • @josiebaca7536
      @josiebaca7536 2 года назад +2

      So hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣love it!! Jimmy Kimmel your awesome 😁

    • @terrybanks5063
      @terrybanks5063 2 года назад +3

      hes so bruatal he cries frequently and hates himself. real man!

    • @littlechange1659
      @littlechange1659 2 года назад

      @@terrybanks5063 I agree, when Jimmy talks about Trump, he goes sick and evil, there is something truly wrong with this guy. Weirdly his followers just lap it up, like a cult.

    • @HYVEnetwork
      @HYVEnetwork 2 года назад

      @terry banks que.

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees 2 года назад +2

    Clutch those pearls Lindsey!

  • @starsabove8059
    @starsabove8059 2 года назад +328

    Guilfoyle really does look like a Disney villain there.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 2 года назад +48

      Maleficent! Who attends a FL wedding wearing black?!!

    • @fredurbasek5653
      @fredurbasek5653 2 года назад +25

      She wears Black to a wedding, HUH

    • @THE-id1by
      @THE-id1by 2 года назад

      @@jeangillespie1173 no fan of Ivanka's but I would have clipped her out too. What was she thinking? Oh yeah, right.

    • @bonniebozeman5691
      @bonniebozeman5691 2 года назад

      Simply hideous. I'd have cut her out of the that picture/post, too.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 2 года назад

      Got a mouth like a grouper.

  • @michaelh4227
    @michaelh4227 2 года назад +312

    To be fair to Lindsey, I'd cry up too if I was forced to defend Herschel Walker.

    • @XeroCool420
      @XeroCool420 2 года назад

      Lindsey Graham is only crying because he knows his fellow KKK are gonna beat him at the next meeting for telling people to "Vote for Herschel"

    • @staceyhogan8807
      @staceyhogan8807 2 года назад +4

      He needs to have Hershal win. Because Ladybug Lyndsay needs a Pardon. For his phone. Calls to screw Gorgia voters out of their vote. He already ran to Clearence Thompson for protection!!

    • @nanwilliamson1300
      @nanwilliamson1300 2 года назад

      😂😂

    • @sandrakindles9456
      @sandrakindles9456 2 года назад

      Lol. Me too Michael! Cry. Cry. Cry!

    • @luzsanchez3050
      @luzsanchez3050 2 года назад

      ROFLOL! 😜😝

  • @nikkidin4505
    @nikkidin4505 2 года назад +1

    How disgusting to mock an innocent young lady’s wedding day. You should be ashamed of your pettiness. This is what online bullying is.

  • @hammersampson
    @hammersampson 2 года назад +639

    Wouldn’t it be awesome if the DoJ announces an indictment of Donald Trump on the same day he announces that he’s running for president? Then haul him away in handcuffs.

    • @rosejack7738
      @rosejack7738 2 года назад +31

      Yeah, that's brilliant!

    • @mrbcam2
      @mrbcam2 2 года назад +34

      Prime time tv at its best

    • @tylernewman2317
      @tylernewman2317 2 года назад +2

      I would dance in the street if they would go ahead and charge him!

    • @godspocket4019
      @godspocket4019 2 года назад

      It's ok. Joe Biden will be impeached in the next 6 months. Hunter in jail and Hillary wandering the woods drunk again.

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 2 года назад +26

      That would be awesome!

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 2 года назад +225

    I hear the Orange Jesus is performing miracles turning tears into whine.

    • @Messenger318
      @Messenger318 2 года назад +8

      That was great 🤣

    • @suefairbrother3556
      @suefairbrother3556 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 from New Zealand

    • @daren1294
      @daren1294 2 года назад +2

      🤗🥳🥳🥳🥳💙💙💙🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @stevenstair1068
      @stevenstair1068 2 года назад +3

      With his Coke!!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 года назад +1

      You're really funny you should be a writer for Jimmy Kimmel

  • @amandaduberry2216
    @amandaduberry2216 2 года назад +53

    All jokes aside, Tiffany’s wedding dress was absolutely gorgeous.

    • @ktbon231
      @ktbon231 2 года назад +5

      It was.

    • @jazzenthuiagirl
      @jazzenthuiagirl 2 года назад +3

      She looks like she's had some work done. She looks better than she used to. Now she and Ivanka have something in common.

    • @rhymereason3449
      @rhymereason3449 2 года назад +5

      And it probably cost enough to buy 42,000 meals for the homeless....

    • @karelglasner2673
      @karelglasner2673 2 года назад

      @@rhymereason3449 wonder what Jeff bozos and his monstrous wealth are going to do about world hunger.

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 2 года назад +4

      @@rhymereason3449 There it is! The nonsensical bashing lol!

  • @kennethellison9713
    @kennethellison9713 2 года назад +332

    This is like PTSD. It reminds me of when *rump hired his son's wedding planner to oversee the New York federal housing program. God, what a horrible administration that was.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +26

      I think Tr*** gave us all political PTSD.

    • @taylorstewart9479
      @taylorstewart9479 2 года назад +26

      he took nepotism to a whole new level 😂

    • @debbiesidebottom5020
      @debbiesidebottom5020 2 года назад +17

      Remember the purse designer that he gave a government position to ...to over see a foreign country.....unreal

    • @kennethellison9713
      @kennethellison9713 2 года назад +7

      @@taylorstewart9479 Exactly!

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 года назад

      Couldn't we worse than the officials who put NYCHA in a 35 billion dollar hole despite an annual budget of billions..

  • @Jenahh-aye
    @Jenahh-aye 2 года назад +39

    This is a solid gold episode. I laughed so hard I think I choked on my tongue 🤣and I don't even know if that is medically possible . ...

  • @justjoan4010
    @justjoan4010 2 года назад +2

    👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Hysterical monologue Jimmy. All of it. 😄😄😄

  • @zebeart8808
    @zebeart8808 2 года назад +77

    Fantastic monolog. I loved the Tiffany wedding pictures. Hilarious.

    • @tyrellanderson4722
      @tyrellanderson4722 2 года назад

      They are awful.

    • @zebeart8808
      @zebeart8808 2 года назад +1

      @@tyrellanderson4722 But Jimmy Kimmel looked so good in them. And Ivanka did block out Don Jr's hideous girlfriend. You didn't think they were funny. Hilarious!

    • @beauxtoxic1451
      @beauxtoxic1451 2 года назад

      The thumbs up with Marla and Melania just means he nailed them both!

    • @karelglasner2673
      @karelglasner2673 2 года назад

      @@beauxtoxic1451 yeah too bad you can't get nailed huh 😫

    • @beauxtoxic1451
      @beauxtoxic1451 2 года назад

      Karel or Karen?

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 2 года назад +821

    Congratulations to Katie Hobbs, the next governor of Arizona! The poisoned lake has been diverted to the red swamp.

    • @joyl3926
      @joyl3926 2 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @brushe8025
      @brushe8025 2 года назад +31

      They drained the lake.

    • @daren1294
      @daren1294 2 года назад +35

      No more HARI KARI! 🤗🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @lastnamefirst4035
      @lastnamefirst4035 2 года назад +34

      OMy God! Has Katy won? I gotta turn on the tv. 🙌 Katy!

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 2 года назад +30

      Karen Lake's Red wave dried up

  • @happygrandma2732
    @happygrandma2732 2 года назад

    Jimmy's monologues are the best. His comments about Lindsey Graham were hilarious. Imagine, Lindsey was actually tearing up talking about Walker! What? That he backs him is bad enough, but getting emotional about him should be embarrassing!

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 2 года назад +46

    I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
    --
    It's 10:32pm ET

    • @johnhipp8267
      @johnhipp8267 2 года назад +2

      Over and over and over and over.

    • @dianazamarripa53
      @dianazamarripa53 2 года назад +1

      Me to. Cause sometimes i have to pick up my grandson from work at 10

    • @fd2blk78
      @fd2blk78 2 года назад +1

      Me too. It's perfect.

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 2 года назад +2

      I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).

    • @Birdyblue12
      @Birdyblue12 2 года назад +1

      @@johnhipp8267 😂

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 2 года назад +50

    If Lindsey does not get Herschel electron 45 will break his Kneecaps.

  • @jennifermaharaj3551
    @jennifermaharaj3551 2 года назад +3

    Tiffany looked elegant and classy,all the best to her,I think Jimmy said,understated elegance.

    • @barbarabutler2669
      @barbarabutler2669 2 года назад

      I believe the "understated Elegance" was in reaction to the "bouncy castle" Floral arches which I would have actually likened to McDonald's arches - it was pretty horribly done!

    • @jennifermaharaj3551
      @jennifermaharaj3551 2 года назад

      @@barbarabutler2669 OK,I did not realise he was referring to the bouncy castle,that went over my head.I was referring to the bride.I may not like TRUMP and his two older boys.The younger children are innocent.

  • @papa-grammy
    @papa-grammy 2 года назад +43

    Kari was scary...thank God she didn't win.

    • @gregoryingram7561
      @gregoryingram7561 2 года назад

      Calling Mexicans entering into our country over the border walls, invaders? I mean really? Invaders?

    • @truthalonetriumphs6572
      @truthalonetriumphs6572 2 года назад +7

      But she came close, showing us we still have a lot of crazy people in Arizona.

    • @TheYagey
      @TheYagey 2 года назад +2

      The lake was drained

    • @cheesegreezy9860
      @cheesegreezy9860 2 года назад

      Maybe so but just wait...what you voted for in not in your best interest. Batten down the hatches

  • @peelahp
    @peelahp 2 года назад +2

    Yehya topping off this video with his wonderful movie review was delightful! "OKANDA FOREVER!!!"

  • @Longtack55
    @Longtack55 2 года назад +98

    Tiffany slimmed down a bit just for a smidgen of daddy's approval. I watch Jimmy when I want "nasty" parody. He's hilarious, and why is Guilfoyle dressed like a witch?

    • @GG-kt2uk
      @GG-kt2uk 2 года назад +9

      Haha! I agree! Ive avoided clicking on wedding pics in the media. The only way I can even stomach this bs is watching Jimmy make fun of the obsurdity.

    • @skyrocketcoast219
      @skyrocketcoast219 2 года назад +2

      @@GG-kt2uk Yep: well said.

    • @susanwest2522
      @susanwest2522 2 года назад +13

      Because she is one? And numerous other nasty things.

    • @c.b.barlow
      @c.b.barlow 2 года назад +11

      I was wondering why she's wearing black when everyone else is in pastels...?

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 2 года назад +5

      Maybe because she is a witch. Or that other word. I wish I'd seen that fountain of ketchup. Elegance all the way, right?

  • @CodeGrayHere
    @CodeGrayHere 2 года назад +22

    That photo that guilfoyle was cropped out of makes me think they intentionally didn't send her the memo as to what they would all be wearing.

    • @Ajhcr
      @Ajhcr 2 года назад +1

      Oh Kimmy knew. I think she was salty about keeping her and Jr.‘s engagement quiet because Tiffany announced hers . And since Jr. and Kimberly have BOTH been married before, it was decided the focus should be on Tiff. Kimmy didn’t like that, and the black dress was payback. Just my opinion.

    • @CodeGrayHere
      @CodeGrayHere 2 года назад +3

      @@Ajhcr Oh right, black at a wedding! 😂 And Jr/guilfoyle wanted to announce their engagement? Puke.

    • @Ajhcr
      @Ajhcr 2 года назад +3

      @@CodeGrayHere total trash move. Like she already had her “big day” right? With her first marriage! Let Tiffy have her big day with her first wedding!
      Just Proves money don’t buy you class!

    • @sandywithers9863
      @sandywithers9863 2 года назад

      Or maybe she just decided to wear a dress she liked

  • @BeauTylerMakesMusic
    @BeauTylerMakesMusic 2 года назад +1

    If Lindsey thinks that’s upsetting, he should see how hard McCain would weap at what Graham has become.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +96

    Guilfoyle is dressed like a Disney villain, there to ruin the wedding with a magic spell 2 seconds before the groom can say 'I do'.
    So, par for the course.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 2 года назад +5

      You're the most constant figure in my life. I'm gonna miss you when I'm gone.

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 2 года назад +3

      @@morbidmanmusic Don't be in any hurry to leave... I certainly ain't.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад +2

      Either that or she forgot (again) that windows aren’t mirrors and the switch goes UP to turn the lights on..

    • @duanedrouillard2495
      @duanedrouillard2495 2 года назад +3

      The best is yet to come

    • @edwardb7811
      @edwardb7811 2 года назад +3

      She has the Imelda Marcos shoulders.

  • @kevinpoole6122
    @kevinpoole6122 2 года назад +416

    I’m certain he was much more upset about losing the Senate than giving away a daughter whom he scarcely acknowledges.

    • @debbiesidebottom5020
      @debbiesidebottom5020 2 года назад +13

      That's the daughter he wanted her mom to consider an abortion....so glad she didn't....that was all stated in the news....

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 2 года назад +5

      Lol why would a daughter be upset over their daughter getting married? 😂 I get your point tho and I agree I'm quite happy it ruined his day lol

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 года назад

      @What Movie Is It? Who is Domenick DeMuro?

    • @melanieomer9186
      @melanieomer9186 2 года назад

      @What Movie Is It?😂

    • @jes6524
      @jes6524 2 года назад

      How can you lose something you don't have? I guess it makes sense when you believe anyone can get pregnant and aborting a baby on
      the 9th month is fine then you can say the world is square.

  • @peterszar
    @peterszar 2 года назад +3

    These guys are funny as hell. I'm referring to the writers and Jimmy, who I'm sure has a hand in writing the monologue. I actually look forward to waking up in the morning, and with a good mug of coffee, I start the day with a laugh. I'm glad I subscribed, you too SNL, ha ha

  • @charliebaumann2392
    @charliebaumann2392 2 года назад +74

    Mr. Jimmy Kimmel really makes me laugh.🤣😂

  • @barkingshark6413
    @barkingshark6413 2 года назад +23

    Lindsey Graham should just come out of the closet and get on with himself. He’s got so much anger cause he’s closeted.

    • @Ajhcr
      @Ajhcr 2 года назад

      He will never come out! He is to invested in this “conservative Christian” facade.
      I’m sure the memoir his lover will write when Lindsey dies will be a juicy best seller though !!! Lol!

    • @leosantini6162
      @leosantini6162 2 года назад +3

      If only one brave rent boy and his receipts would step up!

    • @sabrinadoctor9653
      @sabrinadoctor9653 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @emmanuelpiscicelli6232
    @emmanuelpiscicelli6232 2 года назад +4

    Definitely going to be some tears on the fainting couch tonight, and, one broken strand of pearls.

  • @timlibeer8904
    @timlibeer8904 2 года назад +10

    Very happy to have you Jimmy. You, Colbert, and Seth keep me informed and entertained. Just for the record, JK Live is my favorite.

  • @Pascofireman
    @Pascofireman 2 года назад +287

    Lindsey Graham’s next job is tv evangelist

    • @bradnorman7535
      @bradnorman7535 2 года назад +13

      He was hoping for a baby with Herchel but,,,,,,,,,

    • @jbanders2358
      @jbanders2358 2 года назад +8

      Right after his jail sentence is up, Lindsey will make a great tv evangelist conman

    • @THE-id1by
      @THE-id1by 2 года назад +11

      He's got the Jimmy Swaggart cry down pat.

    • @reikaboo23
      @reikaboo23 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 most accurate comment

    • @thepeacemaker3625
      @thepeacemaker3625 2 года назад

      Juan don't Mock the Gospel or God's hand will come upon you! & you will forever regret your mockery

  • @godschampion7569
    @godschampion7569 2 года назад +44

    Jimmy just keeps getting better and better 🙌

  • @reverendbStaard
    @reverendbStaard 2 года назад +1

    Thank the Black Panther!
    Wakonda, South Dakota, needs all the help it can get.

  • @randallbolt9193
    @randallbolt9193 2 года назад +3

    So many hilarious recurring bits on this show, but Yehya takes the prize. Can't get enough of these.

  • @j.k.rector9818
    @j.k.rector9818 2 года назад +74

    Why are all the comedians of note not Republican? Thank goodness for you, Steven, Jimmy, Bill, & Seth… people who know how to laugh and share this gift with the world!

    • @therose5783
      @therose5783 2 года назад

      Republicans aren’t funny!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 года назад +4

      They would all be nothing without Trump imagine that kind of sad

    • @therose5783
      @therose5783 2 года назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 ... Oh Dan, you are so pathetic. These people were funny long before Trump became a laughingstock.

    • @duanemartin1383
      @duanemartin1383 2 года назад

      Lol…. But their ratings suck.
      Explain that.
      Kimmel should have been canceled like Kanye after Kimmel impersonated Karl Malone, among other things.
      But as usual the liberal woke mob shows off their hypocrisy.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 года назад +1

      @@therose5783 became a laughing stock not because a laughing stock and I'm pathetic

  • @13699111
    @13699111 2 года назад +33

    Thank you Jimmy you hit this out of the park !!!

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 2 года назад

      Indeed Jimmy did...jokes were fantastic 🤩

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 2 года назад +2

    The nico dump DT commercial was soooooooooooooo funny!

  • @nancydrew1882
    @nancydrew1882 2 года назад +71

    It’s heart wrenching to see Hershel bowing to the “Massa.” They’re just using him. I can just imagine how they talk about him behind his back. Poor soul probably thinks he’s been accepted into the clan.

    • @MarcellaSmithVegan
      @MarcellaSmithVegan 2 года назад +6

      He knows he's the 'token' and loves it

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 2 года назад +5

      Tim Scott already has that honor.

    • @utha2665
      @utha2665 2 года назад +2

      Herschel doesn't even know what day it is let alone understand how he is being used.

  • @dv895-p2i
    @dv895-p2i 2 года назад +140

    This has got to be the funniest monologue of his. 💯 😂

  • @ce4616
    @ce4616 2 года назад +16

    This episode is FANTASTIC - love you Jimmy hahahahaha

  • @Me_G.
    @Me_G. 2 года назад +35

    I like how Jimmy K managed to airbrush himself into tRump's family album. 😆

  • @helenhelps9619
    @helenhelps9619 2 года назад +62

    We all have a crazy person in the family sad when it's the father of the bride.

  • @janwinter4397
    @janwinter4397 2 года назад +4

    Laughing Thank you , Jimmy !

  • @Sadie097
    @Sadie097 2 года назад +124

    😂😂😂 gave away the daughter & the senate 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noahstone9246
      @noahstone9246 2 года назад +3

      😆😆😆

    • @words007
      @words007 2 года назад

      Doesn't every father of a daughter since the concept of marriage exist? Why this is a news?

    • @cja1026
      @cja1026 2 года назад

      He didn't give it away he lost it when the FBI raided Mar Lardo, it was something else he tried to steal.

  • @i.am.navkaur
    @i.am.navkaur 2 года назад +38

    I just LOVE YOU, Jimmy Kimmel!!!! Profound hilarity

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 года назад

      Does the groom have a name... or is he just going to change it to trump?

    • @burtonramsey7021
      @burtonramsey7021 2 года назад

      Hello 👋 how are you?

  • @lotstodo
    @lotstodo 2 года назад +1

    Everyone who goes to Miralago should look for the top secret documents.

  • @triciac1019
    @triciac1019 2 года назад +9

    Tiffany and Marla look very happy and beautiful.

  • @mervynbumatay6914
    @mervynbumatay6914 2 года назад +13

    Jimmy Kimmel..Jimmy Kimmel..you're so freaking funny ..reason I watch you a lot

  • @angelahall4402
    @angelahall4402 2 года назад +5

    I'm honestly surprised at the kids of Ivana, that they would actually allow their father to bury their mother on a golf course so he could get a tax break

    • @missshihtzu09
      @missshihtzu09 2 года назад

      Nothing surprises me about the spawn.

    • @lorrainemarczak9050
      @lorrainemarczak9050 Год назад

      So he could hide documents he stole! She was cremated, so why the HUGE coffin?

  • @toadmeister1964
    @toadmeister1964 2 года назад +7

    I thought it was Herschel Walker who treated Herschel Walker's family like crap!

  • @sharihazlett3774
    @sharihazlett3774 2 года назад +19

    We are definitely proud of making Lindsay cry. 😆😆😆

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 2 года назад

    Watching Kimmel every night now... writing superb!

  • @Opethianaut
    @Opethianaut 2 года назад +39

    “Ask your Doctor if you believe in Doctors.” 😂💀

  • @antonyragu84
    @antonyragu84 2 года назад +20

    A very hilariously creative episode. Thank you

  • @RickyRicardo03
    @RickyRicardo03 2 года назад

    Yeyah is my hero! This guy needs a podcast/standup tour!

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 2 года назад +72

    I feel sorry for Tiffany, and Baron. Sadly, you can choose your friends but not your family

    • @itsknotmagic
      @itsknotmagic 2 года назад +8

      Tiffany was all in on being part of that family...don't kid yourself

    • @onlyme219
      @onlyme219 2 года назад

      @@itsknotmagic I didn't state they were not.... Go kid yourself

    • @sandywithers9863
      @sandywithers9863 2 года назад +1

      She looks happy and beautiful . Why would you feel sorry for her ?

    • @Jimmy1982Playlists
      @Jimmy1982Playlists 2 года назад +4

      @@itsknotmagic 🎯🎯🎯💯 Exactly! Mary Trump is the only one that does Being-Trump right... not only does she disown every other member of the family - she spends her time trying to speak out against the danger they represent.

    • @itsknotmagic
      @itsknotmagic 2 года назад

      @@onlyme219 wow...did I hit a nerve?