Trump Gives Away His Daughter AND the Senate & Lindsey Graham Gets Choked Up About Herschel

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  • Опубликовано: 13 ноя 2022
  • Jimmy recaps all the sights and drama from Donald Trump’s daughter Tiffany’s wedding (that he was definitely at), and he talks about Trump’s strange thumbs up pose in the wedding pics, Ivanka cropping Don Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle out of her picture, all of the fashion from the various family members, the Democrats winning the Senate, most of the candidates Trump endorsed losing, Lindsey Graham getting choked up about Herschel Walker on Hannity, Trump’s pending announcement about running for President again, Mike Pence sitting down with David Muir to talk about his experience on January 6th, President Biden meeting with Chinese President Xi, Jeff Bezos claiming that he will give most of his $120 billion fortune to charity, and our in-house movie critic Yehya reviews the number one movie in America, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.
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  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 Год назад +224

    I hear the Orange Jesus is performing miracles turning tears into whine.

    • @Messenger318
      @Messenger318 Год назад +8

      That was great 🤣

    • @suefairbrother3556
      @suefairbrother3556 Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 from New Zealand

    • @daren1294
      @daren1294 Год назад +2

      🤗🥳🥳🥳🥳💙💙💙🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @stevenstair1068
      @stevenstair1068 Год назад +3

      With his Coke!!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      You're really funny you should be a writer for Jimmy Kimmel

  • @johnbrown5565
    @johnbrown5565 Год назад +78

    What a family gathering. You could almost feel the indictment, I mean excitement.

    • @mannyletrameo6438
      @mannyletrameo6438 Год назад +6

      You spelled it wrong - it's "You could almost feel the *incitement*".

    • @The_Original_forresttrump
      @The_Original_forresttrump Год назад +3

      Tiffany and hubby were probably the only ones there without their name on a warrant or something in front of a grand jury.

    • @luzsanchez3050
      @luzsanchez3050 Год назад +1

      Hahahahaha!!

    • @luzsanchez3050
      @luzsanchez3050 Год назад

      @@mannyletrameo6438 oh, good one!

  • @RayR
    @RayR Год назад +49

    This is Jimmy and staff at their finest. Great monologue.

  • @jds6206
    @jds6206 Год назад +5

    Best wishes to Tiffany and her new husband…..may she stay forever away from her father.

  • @multilaughs8813
    @multilaughs8813 Год назад +94

    How much did DT charge Tiffany to have the wedding at Mar-la-go and to take pictures with him?

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Год назад +3

      🤣🤭 You're probably right!

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 Год назад +1

      LoL😂😂😂😁

    • @marlenemead3965
      @marlenemead3965 Год назад

      You people are sick Besides President trump is still COMMANDER IN CHIEF. COVERT MONUMENT STING OPERATION> YOU all want Socialism instead of a Gfreat World

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Год назад

      @@marlenemead3965 Get over it! Rump is one sicko!

    • @marlenemead3965
      @marlenemead3965 Год назад

      @@dawnstanley1733 Come to Reality. Wake up

  • @robguttridge6591
    @robguttridge6591 Год назад +73

    That NicoDump DT ad was SO well-written . . . "Ask your doctor (if you believe in doctors)" . . . .

  • @agnesmalloy7384
    @agnesmalloy7384 Год назад +38

    Congratulations Tiffany on your special day you’ve always been a beautiful kind young lady and your dress is spectacular!!

  • @erincormany6688
    @erincormany6688 Год назад +111

    Can't wait to hear Marla and Tiffanys reaction when he sends them a bill...😂

    • @MaureenRamsden
      @MaureenRamsden Год назад +1

      Thought Michael’s parents may have contributed. 🤫

    • @hoadinh5160
      @hoadinh5160 Год назад +1

      Will he😏

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +5

      Now, now; he won't do that. He knows they're Trumps, so he definitely made Marla and Tiff pay in advance.

  • @kari_bear21
    @kari_bear21 Год назад +192

    The red wave was more of a red tinkle. LOL!!! congratulations to Katie Hobbs!!
    Lindsay Graham crying like a baby makes me so happy. Priceless. 😆

    • @Jimmy1982Playlists
      @Jimmy1982Playlists Год назад

      It's not even a "red tinkle"! 🤣🥳 The Democrats _picked up a seat_ in the Senate... they may even keep the House!! Based on historical precedence, Biden's approval rating and feelings around the economy, that's a Blue Wave! 😁

    • @Rodsuper
      @Rodsuper Год назад +2

      It was a Blue Splash actually.

    • @taylorkeane2295
      @taylorkeane2295 Год назад +1

      Most girls are very familiar with monthly red tinkles... kinda like the GOP

    • @sidgarrett7247
      @sidgarrett7247 Год назад +3

      The red wave hit a blue wall and it stopped the wave cold!

    • @gdr205
      @gdr205 Год назад

      Wow u losers think the Dems are doing a good job ..And I'm not a Rep...Jesus!

  • @nunessilva2162
    @nunessilva2162 Год назад +185

    One of the best digs at the Trumpets ever in the history of digs....
    Brilliant Jimmy Kimmel

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      What would he do without Trump I'm serious would he even have a show

    • @exposingnova915
      @exposingnova915 Год назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 Ong man lol

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 Год назад +3

      @@danmcgriff1421 Yes tucker unlike you

    • @fomofud9479
      @fomofud9479 Год назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 calm down Dan

    • @joshkennedy2868
      @joshkennedy2868 Год назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 🤣🤣all of us with functional brains have been fantasizing about that for over 6 years

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit Год назад +47

    Jimmy you are a national treasure, I sat at my table and had the best laugh, thank you!!!!

  • @janwinter4397
    @janwinter4397 Год назад +4

    Laughing Thank you , Jimmy !

  • @crazeyjoe
    @crazeyjoe Год назад +150

    Katie Hobbs defeats scary Kari lake as Arizona Governor elect!

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 Год назад +13

      Yay 😍😍😍

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Год назад +7

      Hallelujah!!!

    • @marlenemead3965
      @marlenemead3965 Год назад

      Hobbs stoled it Open your eyes Rightn in front of your face. wait and see

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Год назад +2

      "Scary Kari"! Good one!

    • @crazeyjoe
      @crazeyjoe Год назад

      @@marlenemead3965 Stoled??? 🤣 This here is proof that only the poorly educated are members of the maga cult.

  • @virginiatyree6705
    @virginiatyree6705 Год назад +33

    Jimmy's going for the jugular. Thanks for posting.

  • @evelyn7881
    @evelyn7881 Год назад +2

    Miss Lindsay was pearl clutching. Dabbing the eyes with a hanky. Lord!!

  • @Nilguiri
    @Nilguiri Год назад +2

    I do declare that Miss Lindsey is clutching her pearls and having a conniption.

  • @Wisdom2812
    @Wisdom2812 Год назад +391

    "Trump Gives Away His Daughter AND the Senate!" love it! They all just look so infamous, especially the one standing behind Trump, 🤣Lol!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +7

      Had to see it just because of that title!

    • @kgames1748
      @kgames1748 Год назад +4

      @@couragekarnga8735 lmao facts 🤣 💯

    • @karelglasner2673
      @karelglasner2673 Год назад

      And the DNC money launders 80 billion is US taxpayers money through FTX and Ukraine 😆 Bernie Madoff 2.0 Busted 🤣

  • @leafyrox
    @leafyrox Год назад +77

    Tiffany looks beautiful, I hope she has a happy life, away from toxic daddy.

    • @starling5188
      @starling5188 Год назад +10

      Yes, that gown really was very pretty! .. and her father is still a monster.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Год назад

      Who's her daddy?

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Год назад +5

      If Tiff was smart, she'd get rid of her cell phone and all her other media connections, and start over with her new husband in Australia. Life is too short to have to acknowledge that fool as her daddy. Do a Meghan and take her mom with her. Take her husbands name. Be someone else!

  • @liannedoherty4816
    @liannedoherty4816 Год назад +59

    This monolog was one of the best from Jimmy! I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Thanks, Jimmy: you made my day!

    • @zebeart8808
      @zebeart8808 Год назад +3

      I watched it three times and still laughing

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter Год назад +2

      No you weren't. Why do people feel the need to exaggerate like this?

    • @zebeart8808
      @zebeart8808 Год назад +3

      @@johnnyhunter How about commenting for yourself and stop trying to guess other people's emotions? You sound somewhat narcissistic and I'm not exaggerating.

  • @henoktadesse2454
    @henoktadesse2454 Год назад +2

    It made me burst into laughter when I heard the ingredients of the Nico Dump DT! I was very funny! I couldn't help it.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 Год назад +321

    “You made that sweet old woman cry!” (Lindsey Graham) Too much!😂😂😂

    • @ronaldvaz2567
      @ronaldvaz2567 Год назад

      Stop calling him a " Woman " who cries. It is insulting to women who stand up to misogynistic politicians like the ex president. They don't cry, they stand up to him and file defamation cases against him in the courts. Lindsay is by no strech of the imagination a woman, at best he is a castrated eunuch! Castrated by the ex president of course. No disrespect to eunuchs in any way. They certainly have always had more " Balls ", than he ever had in his whole lifetime!

    • @gigigiseleworld
      @gigigiseleworld Год назад +10

      I laughed so hard ..that my tooth 🦷 ache ..went away. 😂

    • @francesth85
      @francesth85 Год назад

      Lindsay looks like a Liberace wannabe. Pasty white, watery eyes, little to no substance; he thought cheatOman and good ole Clarance would save his a$$ but Clarence is reserved for Ginni and cheatOman. Now he faces Fanni Willis in GA. Bet he’s gonna wear double diapers.

    • @HS22181
      @HS22181 Год назад +6

      My favorite bust on Lindsey Graham Cracker was the February 13, 2019 Washington Blade magazine of him on the cover of its “50 Most Eligible Bachelors.”

    • @hectorherbert6585
      @hectorherbert6585 Год назад +3

      you know there's little doubt that Graham is a trans woman...so ,Jimmy is right..

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +420

    Miss Lindsey is showing a very strong attachment to Herschel Walker. You’re not his type, Lindsey. Not even close!

    • @monrush
      @monrush Год назад +22

      Lady G likes chocolate

    • @SIMON_SAYS_SO
      @SIMON_SAYS_SO Год назад +1

      Miss Lindsey wants to get blacked.

    • @phampton16
      @phampton16 Год назад

      He is a disgrace

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 Год назад +13

      Why doesn't Missy just move to Georgia?

    • @1981cvalentine
      @1981cvalentine Год назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mthrfinis4194
    @mthrfinis4194 Год назад +5

    Always love the monologues--Jimmy, U rock❗❗😆 🤣

  • @kevinlawson6188
    @kevinlawson6188 Год назад +23

    Is it just me, or is Jimmy getting better at his job? (Which is hiring good writers.)

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +172

    “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
    - Charles Spencer Chaplin
    Thank you, Jimmy.

  • @anniecalilung7940
    @anniecalilung7940 Год назад +85

    Wow!!!! Your joke writers are sooooo good!!! And again you deliver it brilliantly 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @citibear57
    @citibear57 Год назад +3

    Tiffany looks like a Disney princess and, IMHO, is by far the most attractive member of the family.

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 Год назад +2

    The nico dump DT commercial was soooooooooooooo funny!

  • @gracielovestrategiesthegir4597
    @gracielovestrategiesthegir4597 Год назад +27

    Tiffany looked really Beautiful on her special day!! Happy for her!

    • @mizzypoo4827
      @mizzypoo4827 Год назад +1

      GREAT makeup artist... when she does her own makeup, with dark eye shadow,
      Miss PIGGY bares a uncanny resemblance.....🙄😁

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      That's the first thing I've ever read on Jimmy Kimmel site that was nice thank you as you know they're usually just putting Trump down for anything and everything

  • @DailyInspiration881
    @DailyInspiration881 Год назад +2

    I ran to the comments because I know they gone entertain me for 10 to 20 minutes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees Год назад +2

    Clutch those pearls Lindsey!

  • @johnbrown6189
    @johnbrown6189 Год назад +321

    You made that sweet old women cry. Nailed it!

    • @labethspain7936
      @labethspain7936 Год назад +7

      😂😂

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen Год назад +9

      Hahahaha, Graham really does look like an old woman.😂

    • @TisDana
      @TisDana Год назад

      @Whn u dont Vote u r xcluded. he’s called Lady Lindsey

  • @Raining345
    @Raining345 Год назад +156

    Lol, this was a real funny midterm to watch. I'm glad I was alive to witness this

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Год назад +9

      History making.

    • @tjcombo9328
      @tjcombo9328 Год назад +12

      me too lol weeeeeee gooooo democracy ! lol

    • @no1nestandsalone387
      @no1nestandsalone387 Год назад

      We still might lost the house tho which sucks so nothing is gonna change.

    • @arycdrummond9569
      @arycdrummond9569 Год назад

      @@tjcombo9328 No, communism.

    • @tjcombo9328
      @tjcombo9328 Год назад

      @@arycdrummond9569 well sucks then if your living in russia then....dont get conscripted , the Ukrainians arent effing around if you go over there lol whew we defeated facism at the polls woot! woot!

  • @lucy2014
    @lucy2014 Год назад +63

    Jimmy Kimmel absolutely cracks me up. His "brutality" about certain people is hilarious 😂

  • @justjoan4010
    @justjoan4010 Год назад +2

    👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Hysterical monologue Jimmy. All of it. 😄😄😄

  • @Sadie097
    @Sadie097 Год назад +125

    😂😂😂 gave away the daughter & the senate 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noahstone9246
      @noahstone9246 Год назад +3

      😆😆😆

    • @words007
      @words007 Год назад

      Doesn't every father of a daughter since the concept of marriage exist? Why this is a news?

    • @cja1026
      @cja1026 Год назад

      He didn't give it away he lost it when the FBI raided Mar Lardo, it was something else he tried to steal.

  • @annirose
    @annirose Год назад +49

    You Nailed it!!! Thank You, Jimmy!!!!

  • @DeKKH
    @DeKKH Год назад +1

    The patch commercial was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @happygrandma2732
    @happygrandma2732 Год назад

    Jimmy's monologues are the best. His comments about Lindsey Graham were hilarious. Imagine, Lindsey was actually tearing up talking about Walker! What? That he backs him is bad enough, but getting emotional about him should be embarrassing!

  • @triciac1019
    @triciac1019 Год назад +9

    Tiffany and Marla look very happy and beautiful.

  • @keithmoorechannel
    @keithmoorechannel Год назад +90

    “The 2 ex wives”?! Was that a slip up or on purpose?

  • @CindyRink
    @CindyRink Год назад +3

    OMG, the CDC ought to give out those DT patches for free! hahahaha!

  • @mattiepayne5326
    @mattiepayne5326 Год назад +15

    Lindsey Graham's eyes welled up because he was forced to say all stuff about Hershey walker. 😆😆😆

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +95

    Guilfoyle is dressed like a Disney villain, there to ruin the wedding with a magic spell 2 seconds before the groom can say 'I do'.
    So, par for the course.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Год назад +5

      You're the most constant figure in my life. I'm gonna miss you when I'm gone.

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage Год назад +3

      @@morbidmanmusic Don't be in any hurry to leave... I certainly ain't.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +2

      Either that or she forgot (again) that windows aren’t mirrors and the switch goes UP to turn the lights on..

    • @duanedrouillard2495
      @duanedrouillard2495 Год назад +3

      The best is yet to come

    • @edwardb7811
      @edwardb7811 Год назад +3

      She has the Imelda Marcos shoulders.

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Год назад +7

    And then Ivanka cropped kimberly Gargoyle in the family picture. Hahahah!

  • @2ndmoon
    @2ndmoon Год назад +2

    Yehya kills it every time!! lmao 🤣🤣 without a miss!

  • @reverendbStaard
    @reverendbStaard Год назад +1

    Thank the Black Panther!
    Wakonda, South Dakota, needs all the help it can get.

  • @papa-grammy
    @papa-grammy Год назад +43

    Kari was scary...thank God she didn't win.

    • @gregoryingram7561
      @gregoryingram7561 Год назад

      Calling Mexicans entering into our country over the border walls, invaders? I mean really? Invaders?

    • @truthalonetriumphs6572
      @truthalonetriumphs6572 Год назад +7

      But she came close, showing us we still have a lot of crazy people in Arizona.

    • @TheYagey
      @TheYagey Год назад +2

      The lake was drained

    • @cheesegreezy9860
      @cheesegreezy9860 Год назад

      Maybe so but just wait...what you voted for in not in your best interest. Batten down the hatches

  • @kilgoringtroutless6295
    @kilgoringtroutless6295 Год назад +612

    Lindsey crying as he realizes how low he has sunk trying to defend Hershel Walkers character.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +58

      He went from John Mccain's best friend to Trump's sidechick.

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 Год назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 trump's AZZHOLE more like it

    • @jadc
      @jadc Год назад +32

      That would require a sense of shame.

    • @davidmartin4683
      @davidmartin4683 Год назад

      Lady look like a dude

    • @jeffmisch1485
      @jeffmisch1485 Год назад +8

      With Herschal 's multiple personalities you characters.

  • @bensteiner7859
    @bensteiner7859 Год назад

    We, in Arizona, are so relieved.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +814

    Herschel is basically Lindsay's "black friend."
    Also, Tiffany must be so happy to be the unnoticed daughter right now!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      You know Joe Biden has a daughter you don't hear much about her either but she did write in her Diaries that Joe took showers with her until she was over 8 years old and it still bothers her to this day

    • @THE-id1by
      @THE-id1by Год назад +23

      Friend is a bit of a stretch

    • @chillsillego9599
      @chillsillego9599 Год назад +6

      @@THE-id1by Hahahahahaha 😅!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @zebeart8808
      @zebeart8808 Год назад +45

      His black "token" friend. If he wasn't running for senate, Lindsay would have him doing his yard work.

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 Год назад +31

      If Lindsey's had it his way, Herschel would have been his chauffeur. It would be a cross between Driving Miss Lindsey and The Green Book.

  • @starsabove8059
    @starsabove8059 Год назад +329

    Guilfoyle really does look like a Disney villain there.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Год назад +48

      Maleficent! Who attends a FL wedding wearing black?!!

    • @fredurbasek5653
      @fredurbasek5653 Год назад +25

      She wears Black to a wedding, HUH

    • @THE-id1by
      @THE-id1by Год назад

      @@jeangillespie1173 no fan of Ivanka's but I would have clipped her out too. What was she thinking? Oh yeah, right.

    • @bonniebozeman5691
      @bonniebozeman5691 Год назад

      Simply hideous. I'd have cut her out of the that picture/post, too.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Год назад

      Got a mouth like a grouper.

  • @amandaduberry2216
    @amandaduberry2216 Год назад +53

    All jokes aside, Tiffany’s wedding dress was absolutely gorgeous.

    • @ktbon231
      @ktbon231 Год назад +5

      It was.

    • @jazzenthuiagirl
      @jazzenthuiagirl Год назад +3

      She looks like she's had some work done. She looks better than she used to. Now she and Ivanka have something in common.

    • @rhymereason3449
      @rhymereason3449 Год назад +5

      And it probably cost enough to buy 42,000 meals for the homeless....

    • @karelglasner2673
      @karelglasner2673 Год назад

      @@rhymereason3449 wonder what Jeff bozos and his monstrous wealth are going to do about world hunger.

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 Год назад +4

      @@rhymereason3449 There it is! The nonsensical bashing lol!

  • @jennifermaharaj3551
    @jennifermaharaj3551 Год назад +3

    Tiffany looked elegant and classy,all the best to her,I think Jimmy said,understated elegance.

    • @barbarabutler2669
      @barbarabutler2669 Год назад

      I believe the "understated Elegance" was in reaction to the "bouncy castle" Floral arches which I would have actually likened to McDonald's arches - it was pretty horribly done!

    • @jennifermaharaj3551
      @jennifermaharaj3551 Год назад

      @@barbarabutler2669 OK,I did not realise he was referring to the bouncy castle,that went over my head.I was referring to the bride.I may not like TRUMP and his two older boys.The younger children are innocent.

  • @toadmeister1964
    @toadmeister1964 Год назад +7

    I thought it was Herschel Walker who treated Herschel Walker's family like crap!

  • @Longtack55
    @Longtack55 Год назад +98

    Tiffany slimmed down a bit just for a smidgen of daddy's approval. I watch Jimmy when I want "nasty" parody. He's hilarious, and why is Guilfoyle dressed like a witch?

    • @GG-kt2uk
      @GG-kt2uk Год назад +9

      Haha! I agree! Ive avoided clicking on wedding pics in the media. The only way I can even stomach this bs is watching Jimmy make fun of the obsurdity.

    • @skyrocketcoast219
      @skyrocketcoast219 Год назад +2

      @@GG-kt2uk Yep: well said.

    • @susanwest2522
      @susanwest2522 Год назад +13

      Because she is one? And numerous other nasty things.

    • @c.b.barlow
      @c.b.barlow Год назад +11

      I was wondering why she's wearing black when everyone else is in pastels...?

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Год назад +5

      Maybe because she is a witch. Or that other word. I wish I'd seen that fountain of ketchup. Elegance all the way, right?

  • @Lidyyboo
    @Lidyyboo Год назад

    I can't tell you how many times I've replayed the NicaDump DT ad 😭🤣

  • @Me_G.
    @Me_G. Год назад +35

    I like how Jimmy K managed to airbrush himself into tRump's family album. 😆

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 Год назад +50

    If Lindsey does not get Herschel electron 45 will break his Kneecaps.

  • @nathanhan2089
    @nathanhan2089 Год назад +58

    "you made that sweet old woman cry..." ROFL....thanks Jimmy....now I have a stomach ache from laughing so hard....

  • @peelahp
    @peelahp Год назад +2

    Yehya topping off this video with his wonderful movie review was delightful! "OKANDA FOREVER!!!"

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Год назад +52

    Jimmy this was a great monologue. You are fierce!!!

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 Год назад +72

    Thank you to those clever and so hilarious writers on this show! We all need a laugh right now.

  • @angelahall4402
    @angelahall4402 Год назад +5

    I'm honestly surprised at the kids of Ivana, that they would actually allow their father to bury their mother on a golf course so he could get a tax break

    • @missshihtzu09
      @missshihtzu09 Год назад

      Nothing surprises me about the spawn.

    • @lorrainemarczak9050
      @lorrainemarczak9050 Год назад

      So he could hide documents he stole! She was cremated, so why the HUGE coffin?

  • @siiiiiuu7
    @siiiiiuu7 Год назад +541

    Jimmy being absolutely BRUTAL is giving me life

    • @ErikPortland
      @ErikPortland Год назад +11

      Yep. They all deserve it.

    • @AlisonsArt
      @AlisonsArt Год назад +7

      cheerfully so.

    • @cwp2580
      @cwp2580 Год назад +1

      Orange man bad

    • @tzvi3660
      @tzvi3660 Год назад +7

      Imagine jimmy pretending to be a good human being, when he goes after a former presidents daughter,
      Pick your fights

    • @cwp2580
      @cwp2580 Год назад +6

      @@tzvi3660 imagine being a sponsor to his show and realizing that your advertisement investment is failing because people don't watch Jimmy Kimmel anymore LOL

  • @annegreenway9309
    @annegreenway9309 Год назад +138

    Thanks for always making me laugh - Anne from Australia, who has been watching for years how fragile democracy really is.

  • @julierobert1148
    @julierobert1148 Год назад

    I pray that GA will vote for Rev. Warnock so we can see Graham really cry! 💙💙💙

  • @todd3205
    @todd3205 Год назад

    I'm a tella you what - this is a classic.

  • @shahnulislam9897
    @shahnulislam9897 Год назад +551

    Lindsey's gonna cry soon at the Georgia election case

    • @kennyking8016
      @kennyking8016 Год назад +27

      Ms Lindsey Graham is drowning in his own tears 😭😭.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +21

      I wonder what poor John Mccain would think of his best friend now?

    • @coryorr4599
      @coryorr4599 Год назад +14

      I kinda' expected sad violin music to start playing in the background

    • @gm7304
      @gm7304 Год назад

      I hope the judge is black🤣

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +7

      @@couragekarnga8735 I believe the friction from him rolling in his grave started a fire.

  • @naijdesbet9757
    @naijdesbet9757 Год назад +217

    Jimmy on fire tonight! Kudos to the writers and to Jimmy for the delivery.

    • @patsylvest
      @patsylvest Год назад +2

      Was thinking the same thing.

    • @joanteasdale2991
      @joanteasdale2991 Год назад

      I think his wife Jeff Bezos ex-wife is putting him to shame she's giving away money left and right and very quietly doing so but somebody found out now I think Jeff is going to have to start doing something so people don't think he's a real tight one

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 Год назад +3

      His wife Molly does a lot of the preliminary writing

  • @Scarletspeedster68
    @Scarletspeedster68 Год назад

    Herschel Crawler is nothing but a tool of the GQP, so Leningrad Lindsey can miss me with that nonsense. LMAO Thanks for a great video, Jimmy!

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 Год назад

    Watching Kimmel every night now... writing superb!

  • @carolleckie9041
    @carolleckie9041 Год назад +8

    I wonder how much he charged Tiff to have her wedding at Mar-a-lago?

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      You sound a little jealous Carol maybe your wedding wasn't as extravagant if you're even married

    • @dinibell
      @dinibell Год назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 Relax Dan, Carol was just repeating one of the lines from Jimmy‘s monologue 🙄

  • @barkingshark6413
    @barkingshark6413 Год назад +23

    Lindsey Graham should just come out of the closet and get on with himself. He’s got so much anger cause he’s closeted.

    • @ajulrich1072
      @ajulrich1072 Год назад

      He will never come out! He is to invested in this “conservative Christian” facade.
      I’m sure the memoir his lover will write when Lindsey dies will be a juicy best seller though !!! Lol!

    • @leosantini6162
      @leosantini6162 Год назад +3

      If only one brave rent boy and his receipts would step up!

    • @sabrinadoctor9653
      @sabrinadoctor9653 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @peterszar
    @peterszar Год назад +3

    These guys are funny as hell. I'm referring to the writers and Jimmy, who I'm sure has a hand in writing the monologue. I actually look forward to waking up in the morning, and with a good mug of coffee, I start the day with a laugh. I'm glad I subscribed, you too SNL, ha ha

  • @lisas2538
    @lisas2538 Год назад +2

    Good writing comedy writers. Funny monologue. Good job.

  • @cja1026
    @cja1026 Год назад +217

    Herschell Walker is a nightmare for planned parenthood, his return user cards are all punched up, but he doesn't know it happened and needs more. He would also be a nightmare for the American people if Georgians don't prevent him from becoming a Senator, (I mean a seat warmer).

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 Год назад +7

      Well said 👍‼️

    • @fallonclouatre7934
      @fallonclouatre7934 Год назад +5

      Mic drop

    • @jonathansanders9816
      @jonathansanders9816 Год назад

      @@ginajones2328 If that was well said...then this is the upside down world. Had to read it twice. Nice try. I get the attempted joke.

    • @ningyu3088
      @ningyu3088 Год назад

      @@jonathansanders9816 Couldn’t agree more! Calm down, be realistic. His personal issues hasn’t harm or damaged to anyone else. Instead we should look at what he can do better for the people in the same environment than others, then be the elected choice.

    • @paulathompson1332
      @paulathompson1332 Год назад

      I couldn't agree more.

  • @sharihazlett3774
    @sharihazlett3774 Год назад +19

    We are definitely proud of making Lindsay cry. 😆😆😆

  • @CelesteRAdams
    @CelesteRAdams Год назад

    Lol! Making An OLD WOMAN CRY! Exactly!YOU'RE ON FIRE!

  • @sidneyboo9704
    @sidneyboo9704 Год назад +1

    Tiffany looks really nice here. Much more toned down than I thought she would for her wedding. What the hell is up with some of the other dresses?

  • @gystiel
    @gystiel Год назад +445

    Gotta admit that this show has the most brutal and funniest jokes on the Dumpty family. Makes me crack up so hard.

    • @jimness5902
      @jimness5902 Год назад

      check how Bill Meyer spanked him

    • @aronob
      @aronob Год назад

      Damn, laughing at people to feel better . What a sad life you probably have as most Americans.

    • @arthurmartin4616
      @arthurmartin4616 Год назад +11

      They do make it pretty easy though. Kinda hard to resist.

    • @gystiel
      @gystiel Год назад +9

      @@aronob Wow, someone's getting so mad about people laughing when watching a comedy show🤣🤣🤣

    • @JRcomments
      @JRcomments Год назад +5

      Brutal... bring back some more Chelsea Handler.

  • @MrPrintman1
    @MrPrintman1 Год назад +12

    Tiffany replacing her Trump last name with her husband’s is probably the best icing on that wedding cake. 🤫🤣

  • @kevinreist7718
    @kevinreist7718 Год назад +1

    During the Mid-Terms, there actually was a "Red Wave". A Red Wave of ketchup running down the walls of Tiffany Trump's wedding venue.

  • @adb888
    @adb888 Год назад +1

    That NicoDump DT needs to be a something they actually make that I could buy as a gag gift!

  • @Opethianaut
    @Opethianaut Год назад +39

    “Ask your Doctor if you believe in Doctors.” 😂💀

  • @Pascofireman
    @Pascofireman Год назад +288

    Lindsey Graham’s next job is tv evangelist

    • @bradnorman7535
      @bradnorman7535 Год назад +13

      He was hoping for a baby with Herchel but,,,,,,,,,

    • @carolynrussell4215
      @carolynrussell4215 Год назад +6

      🤣

    • @jbanders2358
      @jbanders2358 Год назад +8

      Right after his jail sentence is up, Lindsey will make a great tv evangelist conman

    • @THE-id1by
      @THE-id1by Год назад +11

      He's got the Jimmy Swaggart cry down pat.

    • @reikaboo23
      @reikaboo23 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 most accurate comment

  • @scottcheely7553
    @scottcheely7553 Год назад +1

    I could watch a whole show of YaYa reviewing films! Hillarious!

  • @davidvizcarra895
    @davidvizcarra895 Год назад +140

    This has got to be the funniest monologue of his. 💯 😂

  • @Jenahh-aye
    @Jenahh-aye Год назад +39

    This is a solid gold episode. I laughed so hard I think I choked on my tongue 🤣and I don't even know if that is medically possible . ...

  • @marybullock711
    @marybullock711 Год назад +1

    I would love for him to get that inditement from DOJ!

  • @shondasmith5470
    @shondasmith5470 Год назад +3

    This is so sad on so many levels 😔 I, including the many others never knew that Tiffany was in engaged nor getting married.

  • @josusa1647
    @josusa1647 Год назад +5

    Seems in poor taste to pick apart Tiffany Trump’s wedding. She stays out of the lime light and doesn’t seem to bother anyone. Let her have her day

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 Год назад +28

    Kari Lake lost so 😂 TY AZ!!!!

  • @RickyRicardo03
    @RickyRicardo03 Год назад

    Yeyah is my hero! This guy needs a podcast/standup tour!

  • @janicenicol6453
    @janicenicol6453 Год назад +1

    Have to say, Tiffany looks gorgeous in her dress and mother and stepmother of the bride and sister of the bride also look lovely. Baron was handsome in his tux too!

  • @charliebaumann2392
    @charliebaumann2392 Год назад +75

    Mr. Jimmy Kimmel really makes me laugh.🤣😂

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +139

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍

    • @seanpaul3491
      @seanpaul3491 Год назад

      Seriously??

    • @mrsr003
      @mrsr003 Год назад +3

      I was drinking milk while watching, almost did a spit take several times! Watching you late night guys while eating or drinking is dangerous!

    • @howardtheduck5958
      @howardtheduck5958 Год назад

      @@seanpaul3491 Trump lost lol

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 Год назад

      Is that why he has some of the worst ratings?

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 Год назад

      @@howardtheduck5958 ain't nobody even talking about trump except you democrats as usual, you democrats really should consider getting some help for your obsession.

  • @davidthomas4489
    @davidthomas4489 Год назад

    LOVE Jimmy. Soooo damn funny. "Lindsey Graham and his Hershey's kiss." LOL...

  • @sangeet9100
    @sangeet9100 Год назад +2

    NicoDump DT was hilarious. Almost all pharma ads sound like joke by themselves and could make great comedy material

  • @Jazzgrl007
    @Jazzgrl007 Год назад +125

    This was a brilliant segment! So many good bits! Thank you for your boldness and bravery Jimmy!

    • @ZekeBrewer
      @ZekeBrewer Год назад +2

      How is that bravery? 🤣Every single celebrity rips on Trump

    • @robertdavidson6354
      @robertdavidson6354 Год назад

      @@ZekeBrewer When they start ignoring you you know you are in trouble...🤣🤣🤣

    • @highgradeOG
      @highgradeOG Год назад +1

      Full of hate