@@hometimemayhem928 good medics will heal scouts but are last priority, if a tanky class like heavy is in need of help at the same time a scout is, I'm not going to heal the scout because they can easily grab a health pack in the time it takes for me to run over to the heavy. However it's always a good idea to overheal any scouts before the round starts because scouts need that extra health to survive the chaotic start of every round. If you and the scout are the only players in the area or if the team is doing fine and the scout is low I'll always top off their health and give them overheal, after all scouts are an important asset to any team, they need to be cared for too!
The timid medic is actually the evolution of the accident prone. After enough time they just say to themselves, I am never dying again! So they crouch behind their team cowering in fear. It's a sad cycle.
Lumar All medics try to do literally anything pyro: *the airblast will decide your fate* demo: *the pipes will decide your fate* soldier: *the splash damage will decide your fate* fuck it *HEAVY WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE*
I’m a medic stereotype you missed. The over caring medic. I can’t help it, I see a Red Cross, I go to it. Most of the time I run towards teammates who are going back to spawn anyway
If I chose my stereotype as a Medic, this would be it. You see Lazy's how it feels to play pyro vid? I'm the pyro of medics. Don't touch my baby is pretty accurate to how I heal. Kind of. I'm still learning.
The #1 Worst kind of Medic: The one that doesn't exist. Nearly every game I've played, unless I myself am playing as Medic, does not have one. It's irritating.
How it feels to be a Dr. Oblivious: Ok this guy needs heals, imma heal- wait where did he go and why am i in the middle of the enemy team- oh there's someone else that needs heals
same! i had a demoman get 2 random crits in a row. I took splash damage from both and died because of it. that what also when i died 6 times in a row from random crits
Scunts As a scout main, and when playing medic, i just shake my head. Dude, just wait for a sec so the medic can catch up, and when you get healed, the medic mirrors your speed, so you can help him get to the frontlines faster Medics, buff the scouts, and scouts, wait for the medics if you call
True pain Screaming from halfway across the map, then getting pissed when I don’t get there, or that one person who won’t stop calling me and expects me to follow them into a fleet of others that will gladly kill me.
One time I saw a healthpack when I was low, so I went for it with my medigun out, when I notice there was already a soldier going for it while looking straight forward, he looked at me, took the healthpack, and went away, I just looked at him.
Perfect_Poop every time that happens I’ll just let them die to a Pyro while I look at the dude on fire. Afterwards I just take out my primary(syringe gun because I’m new) and shit on the Pyro’s dead body. Of course I get cursed out by the dead guy but it’s their fault
This is why I equip the amputator faster healing to self can be useful with a team that takes health kits Plus if we have a good defensive line getting out of site lines and AOE healing can be a good way to give everyone a bit more time
I once had a round where it was 4 medics (including myself) and we all pocketed each other in a conga line with a heavy at the front. One of the best rounds I ever played
Only exception to medic pocketing is the hilarious medic train of healing where there's 11 medics healing eachother in a line with a heavy at the front
Most pocket medics are mostly new medics that just watch “meet the medic” and notice that the medic mostly healed the heavy so they think that there job and doesn’t notice medic a class that need to heal everyone
To be honest that was me when I first started. Healing and following the heavy, if other people needed healing I would get them out of the red, but then back into the heave. I'm better now, but I die a lot more because I'm more aggressive with demos and what not.
New Medics are so oblivious, I love them. One time this level 1 guy kept pocketing me, another Medic, and I had to keep telling him to go heal someone else and to be frank it was adorable.
There's also the Pacifist, that medic that will never, ever draw his weapons even if he spots a spy charging towards his target. Jumping about is his one and only defense mechanism. My favorite would be the determined newcomers. They react slowly, they don't time their ubers right, they are accident-prone, they have trouble keeping up with you and healing others at the same time - but unlike a regular newcomer, they WILL keep playing medic. When other newcomers all switch to spy or sniper, these guys will stick to healing their team. They might be some of the worst medics when it comes to performance, but they definitely are the best when it comes to attitude. You can't help but love the guys, even when they let you die. Godspeed, you brave medics.
They're those guys who just want to help the team out. No matter how much the suffer, they try their hardest to help the others. Give them time to Improve, and they'll likely become great medic mains.
Me: "I probably won't be on this list" - Mr. Accident Prone Me: _Remembers when I was somehow attacked by 3 spies simultaneously while the rest of my team pushed ahead._ Me: "Ok, so MAYBE I'm on this list."
I stepped outside of spawn for 3 seconds crocket toke teleporter heavy cones from the corner after I stepped 5 steps heavy basically the stereotype he said
I love how when Array is doing footage for The Remora Medic, he has to stop healing a scout in the red. His experience told him to heal them out of the red but stopped because he was supposed to be pretending to be a bad medic
You forgot the gone medic. This medic it's at the other side of the map when something bog happens and when he gets there, the work there was done. That's me.
I'm the accident prone and the semi-nervous wreck,I can be sitting on the point in suijin healing 5 people at the same time,and all of the sudden they went to spawncamp and left me with 2 spies and an overextending unusual caberman.......and they STILL blamed me for losing that match
The first ever time I played tf2 was on cp_steel and I was a medic, the first class... I thought yelling "MEDIC" would attract the team to me for some healing, my mind was going through like a hospital, injured teammates go to the medic area or some sort. I didn't understand.
It works for bots and player medics will at least be alerted to your location... Just nobody will go all that far just to heal you (after all, it is kinda pointless if you'd die before they even get close, in which case they just left the others for nothing).
That used to be me. I remember one time when I was using the quick fix and the soldier I was healing rocket jumped away and I was catapulted into the enemy back line. I somehow survived long enough for my team to retrieve me.
I have a friend who mainly plays soldier, while as a medic I don’t pocket him, I prioritize him when pushing. But everytime i have a beam on him and say I have an uber, I die, just like that. “Hey, I got an uber” *sniped* “Uber ready” *backstabed* “Uber’s full” *random crit* “Hey my uber’s ready so we should-“ *bodyshotted by kritzed sniper*
"Hey, I got uber." "Killer Queen has already touched that medigun!" "With my stand, Unbesiegbarer, I will never die! I have several different ways to avoid your stand's attack. Your stand is USELESS! MUDAMUDAMUDA!" *Kira gets rekt* "Y-your stand may be s-strong, but that invincibility can only last for so long." *Uber wears off, but the gun has already been dropped* *Kira goes for the big* *T O U C H* *Medic dodges, and Kira accidentally touches the explosive Medigun. He dies.* *Medic dies from splash damage.*
5:55 *"Medic is a class of disappointment"* This must be why so many ex-spy mains switch to medic. They're already used to disappointment and being focused.
@@taureon_ I have two friends who I found while playing TF2 together we've done things like ubercharge and critskriege at the same time we mostly us the crusaders crossbow or blutssager and Uber saw. We do get accused of hacking however
Sorry, accident prone here. It's wierd, I always have my heal target between me and the front lines, but there's always that one stray pill or sentry fire or crocket that sends me back to resupply.
That is probably down to players like me that know they cannot beat actual skillful players, so I just resort to being so fucking stupid that I outstupid their skills
I would like to call myself a “frontline” medic. I am always on the move constantly healing to any call of the word medic. And I am not afraid to get my hands dirty. With a PAN.
"...I learned that hopping around like I used a cheese grater for toilet paper..." That phrase makes me uneasy for some reason...I can't put my finger on it...
You forgot the no wifi medic These medics are really late at healing players walk weird and die alot. Probably happens because of lag from the lack of wifi
I had the same thing happen to me but it only happened on community servers. On Casual (not sure about comp) my ping was always consistent and alright. But thankfully I used an ethernet and now I have lower ping in community servers.
When you love being a Medic, because it's an amazing job to heal your team, but you also hate being Medic, because everyone on your team may be pretty stupid, like your Soldier rocket jumping away from you, leaving you alone, and cold, out in the open. Appreciate your Medics!
"The nervous wreck" Yup. That's me when I play medic. Being an Engineer main myself, I can't stand being backstabbed or sniped just as I'm about to pop an uber. Also, calling the Medic a mobile dispenser is not exactly wrong.
Well as a decently good medic myself, ill help you with snipers and spies for snipers, best thing you can do is put you and a large group of teammates between his weapon, he cant shoot you if you are covered, but if you have a team about as reliable as amazon shipping for litter pickers, just bhop everywhere, its surprising how hard it can make snipers job and make you faster than normal. do it even when your safe, it can help you against stray rockets by surfing them, and help against heavy gunfire with its spread as far as china's population, it can even help you against spies as you might accidentally jump on their head while he tries to stab you AND bhopping makes you faster than him. so yea, just bhop. for spies, stay near your team, ESPECIALLY PYROS, phlog pyros are still the best for spies and Extreme amount of kills in a single uber, but also make sure to look behind you often, but not while your just "moving", do it while in fighting, because spies strike when everyone is distracted.
I popped a uber today, but than I got hit with 4 sentry rockets and got blasted about a 1000 feet off a cliff and died. Oh, and I don't mean just 1 sentry. 4 sentries, all firing their full silo of 4 rockets.
Dear ArraySeven, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole 8 minute video getting called out for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write a comment telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a Newborn, Mr.Accident Prone, and a Remora, a Overly Agressive, a Nervous Wreck, Dr.Oblivious and a Sour Kraut. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Medic Players.
Dear codenamegamma Anyone who is commenting "what medic they are" is doing that by themselves, never do i ask people to say what suits them better. There are plenty of good medics out there. These are just the types I find are the most difficult to play with. Sincerely Everyone's, Array
The medic that •Gives themselves credit •Acts like they're never wrong •Battle medic •When they die, it's their team's fault •Always heals unusual-wearing players or Heavies •Gets mad at people for accidentally pressing "E" •Gets mad at people for taking damage
@@TheDunsparceGames well you are not, you don't realise how much you are helping your team. Please don't doubt yourself and keep on healing. Although, "zhe healing leaves little time for za hurting"...so use that time wisely
If you absolutely need to defend yourself against a flanking scout or whatever, equip the blutsauger. It's healing on hit will make your survivability shoot way up in mid to close range combat. That's if your team doesn't offer to protect you and just keeps firing forward.
the automatic team balancing thing seems a little pointless, I don't know why the game doesn't just assign a new player to whichever team has the least players. It always happens at the worst time too, one time I was playing capture the flag, my team had gotten two of the three points needed to win, and I got switched to the other team. Also sucks if you had any hand in getting the intel back to your base because you've essentially screwed yourself.
@@Resters52_official once in payload we were about to run the limit to win the game, but I was auto-balanced to Blu at the last second, so I pretty much lost to my own team (happened to another guy the round prior)
What about the Stressed Medic? You know the one. Quick-Fix in hand, trying desperately to respond to every single E press he hears around him, intent on keeping his teammates from Death's cold, greedy hands, and when the rockets turn his way, he pulls a Surgeon Sim and goes for the amputator, praying to Gaben he lives another ten seconds.
I’m the kind of medic that doesnt hate healing, or medic binds. You need health and you’re across the map? Hold still bud, i gotchu. You on fire and spamming medic? Das ma name, feel free to wear it out. But if i get backstabbed by a spy, i will be a ver angry boi for the 4 pyros on our team not spychecking.
A good Medic keeps the whole team alive, not just one person. Personally, I prefer equipping the quick-fix and the crusader's crossbow and play a more wandering style of Medic. I'll get someone up to full health, then move on to find someone else who needs it. When there's a big group pushing, I'll join into the group and jump between heal targets, using the crossbow for burst healing whenever someone gets especially low. The uber I save for when I need to heal myself, or if multiple people have low health. In my time, I've found this to be the most successful and beneficial to my team.
igetboredproductions It's a good type of playing, I kind of do the same. But after playing some time i realized that it doesn't work when you're doing a push. You need to have the Kritz or the Stock, because the Quickfix doesn't really work with pushes...
I kinda do the same thing except I'm extremely agresive (if you want yourself defended then just do it yourself cause fuck teammates)I use either the crossbow or blutsauger and when I get it the vac so I can defend myself.
I love when im on the other side of the map and a someone calls medic , like what do you want me to do, enable hacks or something, find a health kit jeez
Painted Kek I'm none of these I know where to be and where not,I will push with my team, I never get salty and I never overextend unless with a uber and a solider/demo
As a newborn medic who is also accident prone (I just began playing the game today after watching these videos), I can say with confidence I do brainlessly stand still when healing sometimes, attempt to saw everything, fall off of cliffs and walk into the same sentry/sniper line 7 times in a row before remembering I can take other routes. Medic is not an easy class, but I didn't give up on it, because for as bad as I am at Medic, I'm better at it than any other class (I can't shoot to save my life), and I feel... helpful. Like, a bad Medic is bad, but they're still a Medic, which is nice to have anyway, and in the 4 hours I've played, I've found that even when the only Medic on the team is bad, everyone will put up with you. I do my best, and I will continue to do so.
I'd say I'm a very "skilled accident prone" I'm really good at the healing part But god forbid someone targets me, I'm cowering behind my soldier, bumping into walls, and cornering myself What I'm saying is, when my team has the advantage, I excel in keeping them that way, but fire a few shells into my ass, and that all turns around, and people start to wonder where I went...
JerTehPiggy It might be your sensitivity setting, try playing around with it. I've found I prefer very low sensitivity and plenty of desk space. I drag my mouse using my shoulder and arm instead of my wrist. This also minimizes my risk of getting an RSI from flicking my wrist. I don't use a mousepad or a wrist-rest, as they put a severe damper on the range of movement that I have during a game.
👏. You know that you can take risks but when you know it won’t end well for u. I just stay in the back lines but when I need to I will pull out my Amputator
There's also one type of medic that will only heal his unusual demoman/soldier/heavy boyfriend, he will have a professional killstreak kritskreig, stick to his ass 24/7 and don't heal anybody else, they will pop, kill almost the whole team, and go back to hide until it's charged again is charged again, rinse and repeat. As a sniper I really like to headshot these kind of medics.
I HATE these Medics. They come to an Casual Server, where abou everyone is friendly, i build my Completely empty Sentry on the Roof of the Bridge in 2fort and we are having a good time. Then Mr. And Ms. Funkiller join and dominate the whole fucking server. This was a Community server with 10 caps needed. They got all of them. I build my sentry, they burst in , pop an uber and demolish me.
In Short: - The Newborn: Basically the guy who starts to play medic and doesn't know how to use the class properly, but will learn from time to time. - Mr. Accident Prone: The Medic who always put himself in danger, even by accident, and dies all the time. - The Remora: That kind of person who only goes with the players who has the best points, best hats and such while leaving behind those poor souls to bite the dust. - The Overly-Agressive: Self-explanatory. The one who charges without thinking of the consequences, using his syringe gun and saw....and dies. - The Nervous Wreck: A Medic player who is too scared to die in the battlefield. - The Sour Kraut: A toxic medic player who complains about everything. - The AFK: Do I need to explain? - Dr. Oblivious: The one who doesn't communicate to his teammates and don't even listen to them. They only keep their game on themselves.
I am definitely the Mr. Accident Prone medic. I'm fairly good at medic, I spycheck, but every single time, Random crit, Check. F2P Pyro, Check. Edgy sniper, Check. I have died to every possible unlucky thing possible.
Noob medic: *watches meet the medic video* During gameplay: “ohh so I heal this guy and not anyone else! * heals full HP heavy instead of a soldier with 10/200 HP *
That's the equivalent of making a horse armor joke about oblivion. Everyone knows, everyone's made that joke for 10 years, you're beating the horse's skeleton at this point.
I fall under over agressive, in pubs i always go alone and go for kills with the default saw (ubersaw doesn't has enough DPS) and you would be suprised by how even being a noob, i got away with it, Medic has 150 HP and good speed as well as auto regen and general attraction for teammates who want their oeverheals, so even when it's going south someone pops-out of nowhere and i praise them with an overheal before heading out alone again. In casual i only go for the kill if my team dies and im alone, if im going down i may as well take someone with me, while healing i always give my back to my team to look for spies, and if i see one, i abandon everything in hopes to kill him
I am definitely the Mr. Oblivious Medic, while i am getting better.. I still am terrible. Although, i do at least have a valid reason! I have Asperges- which slows my reaction time, A.D.D- bad for concentrating, Erlynes- Eye condition that can actually cause tunnel-vision.. Although i will admit, these mean nothing and if anything, just means i should work harder and put in more effort. Just thought i had to point out, some people don't have control over these things. Though don't misunderstand, i love your videos and really appreciate how they let me learn what i need to work on!
Fearless Fenrir hey but aspergers people tend to be really smart so just use that smarts and try to predict the opponent instead of trying to react. Well really smart at one subject at least.
I think it's more your add, I have Asperger's too and we'll I'm still mostly shit, but it's because my brain moves faster than my hands and I just black out and stand there like a living target because I overthink lol
I wish there was a "nvm medic" button cuz sometimes I call for medic then I find a med kit and I just feel like a jerk when I pick it up just as the medic is rushing towards me
Once a demo was getting attacked by the entire enemy team and there was not a single other teamate in sight. So i ubered him. Then he went full on retreat. Then i went full sour kraut. Infact next time i saw him in trouble, i laughed at him instead of healing him.
he had it coming. sour kraut is allowed, if it has the reason to be. but please never, EVER sour kraut if you can help it. salty? go right ahead, get it out of your system.
Nerdy Nachos that sounds like something that happened to me, i was playing demo, got ubered, i didn't know what was happening to me, retreated and later the medic didnt help me when i needed it
*sigh* i remember the first time i played medic, it was on a map of payload and we were on defense i noticed our team had no medics so naive me tryed to fill in that roll. man was i good, my team even congratuated, to this day medic is probably my favorite class to play as besides pyro.😅
I'll admit. I'm an "Accident prone" medic. I just die. Constantly. Even though i'm moving and groving around the battlefields like a jumping fish out of it's proverbial waters, I just die, die, die die, die die die. And on the off chance that I DON'T die, A rocket comes along for me to surf the blast, and crater to the earth like an egg off of the empire state building. It's not a good life.
Depends on my team. Sometimes a team will make sure to protect me and keep me alive. Other times I heal someone to overheal and then proceeds to run away making me take the brunt of it.
I've encountered a different kind of Medic some times. They're Medics that will heal/won't heal based on the weapon you're holding. For example, I was a Heavy with a Tomislav on CP_Dustbowl and the Medic on our team NEVER healed me once, when I asked why he was ignoring me he simply said, "I don't like the Tomislav, switch weapons or no heals.". I'll let you decide on that one but I have encountered Medics like that before, IMO, total dick move.
I once was a scout, the medic was healing a heavy, and I was at 2 health, I was jumping around while saying medic, then I got to him and spammed medic in front of him, just standing still. He didn't heal me. He looked slowly towards me... then a Demoman showed up and killed us both, and then I got votekicked for "being afk"
PappaMC No, actually. When ubered, all you should do is push, push, push. You can't be punished if you can't die. However, you shouldnt try to jump into the enemy team with %10 uber left.
You’ve inspired me to become a great medic main through your videos and the tips you provide in them. Hop around like you used a cheese grater for toilet paper, the medigun is your real primary, distribute healing evenly to everyone, pop an uber to save your own life if necessary. All your tips have made me a much better medic, and I feel so much more accomplished when I’m able to keep my team alive and fighting through tremendous odds. I play by your statement “the team with the better medic is more likely to connect boot with buttcheek”. Doesn’t really change the fact that I’m apparently a mr. Accident prone. I don’t even often put myself in the line of fire when healing, and even though I’m a frontline no-retreat kind of medic, I still try to stay behind cover and keep myself alive at all costs. And yet I always end up getting instantly killed some way or another out of nowhere. I haven’t even played or all that long and yet, if I had a nickel for every time I slipped off a cliff, got smashed with a crit rocket, backstabbed the split second I turn my head away from my flank, headshot the moment I peek around a corner with a pocket, or just mowed down by fire from somebody who had no business being there, I’d probably be able to afford an australium medigun by now
I am Mr. Accident Prone. Fortunately, Array's guides have helped me immensely so more often than not I'm Mr. "Get caught in a room alone with 2 Soldiers, SOMEHOW escape, run all the way back to spawn for health (because I probably already took the nearby health packs from my previous scrapes and don't have time to wait), and then get picked by a random Spy 3 feet from the door" now. My team gets healed pretty well and more often than not I'm a deciding factor in my team winning, but no matter what I do or how much I prepare for every possible scenario, I'm inevitably going to die. A lot. It's gone beyond the typical "I should have turned around and jumped around to make sure Snipers and Spies can't hit me" and into "Death just has something against me." It's really fun to see how long I can postpone it though because it seems the longer I survive the more rediculous my death is and at this point it's kind of funny.
Too many people don't understand that healing someone doesn't just restore their health, it also means they can push forward a little more and do more damage than you could do if you go Battle Medic
"He's like a slightly portable dispenser." That's exactly what a medic is, except people take better care of a dispenser than defending a medic
daniel jackson it’s so true tho XD
true, had 3 lads defend my dispenser in badwater's roof area so it wouldn't get blown up
Too real
As an engie player, I can say that THIS IS A LIE
@@o__o.6212 as a main of both let me tell you it IS true
Scout: *Calls Medic*
Array: *Opens Abuse Reporter*
Well said
Why medics no heal scout
@@hometimemayhem928 good medics will heal scouts but are last priority, if a tanky class like heavy is in need of help at the same time a scout is, I'm not going to heal the scout because they can easily grab a health pack in the time it takes for me to run over to the heavy. However it's always a good idea to overheal any scouts before the round starts because scouts need that extra health to survive the chaotic start of every round. If you and the scout are the only players in the area or if the team is doing fine and the scout is low I'll always top off their health and give them overheal, after all scouts are an important asset to any team, they need to be cared for too!
Mario Maniac did you need to do dat tho?
@@friendlyneighborhoodcombine do what?
The timid medic is actually the evolution of the accident prone. After enough time they just say to themselves, I am never dying again! So they crouch behind their team cowering in fear. It's a sad cycle.
If you use a moon stone then accident prone becomes overly aggressive medic
Ah so they are like redditors or 4chan users!
I fear no death
I was born in cancer
Molded by csgo
I can not not die
It can also be the result of a normal medic that's in the same server as someone with 2000 hours on spy lol
Accident prone medic also has a second evolution and evolve into the sour medic because they will blame their team for not protecting them properly
"Pocketing other medics is one of the worst thing that you can do"
**laughs in uberchaining**
ZABOO quick fix on Uber has joined the server
ZABOO anyone with half a brain can stop an uber chain tbh
That's probably a good and only good time the third degree will fuck up someone's chain and day
@@moogobIin
Someone hits one of the meds
All other medics: *the council will decide your fate*
Lumar All medics try to do literally anything
pyro: *the airblast will decide your fate*
demo: *the pipes will decide your fate*
soldier: *the splash damage will decide your fate*
fuck it
*HEAVY WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE*
I’m a medic stereotype you missed. The over caring medic. I can’t help it, I see a Red Cross, I go to it. Most of the time I run towards teammates who are going back to spawn anyway
Same here.
Do you use the quick-fix doing this as well?
Same here, my lad.
so true
If I chose my stereotype as a Medic, this would be it. You see Lazy's how it feels to play pyro vid? I'm the pyro of medics. Don't touch my baby is pretty accurate to how I heal. Kind of. I'm still learning.
The #1 Worst kind of Medic:
The one that doesn't exist.
Nearly every game I've played, unless I myself am playing as Medic, does not have one. It's irritating.
abobo ikr
the ghost medic
Well said.
If you've played as many matches as I have, that would be unbelievable
Im the paranoid medic and some mr accident prone just my life getting ended by a direct hit crit rocket
How it feels to be a Dr. Oblivious:
Ok this guy needs heals, imma heal- wait where did he go and why am i in the middle of the enemy team- oh there's someone else that needs heals
then the cycle repeats
Yes
the ADHD medic experience
@@ImKirb lmao yes
Me in a nutshell
The accident prone...
I once died 7 times in a row to random crits.
Like, the other team actually felt bad for me.
And they should gd.
Oof i know that feeling
I wish the enemy team felt bad if i dead for 15 crockets in a row that i was going to surf v:
same! i had a demoman get 2 random crits in a row. I took splash damage from both and died because of it. that what also when i died 6 times in a row from random crits
That shit happens to me daily, except with any class
When I first started on medic I thought the syringe gun healed teammates, so you would see me just shooting my teammates as they burn to death.
Medic if he was playing tf2 as his own class
Honestly that would be a good way to buff the syringe gun(s) and make them a decent-ish Crossbow alternative
@Captain Autism I think that was me dude
Yea, I can relate
Zat is not Medicine
I love when somebody called medic and you can’t catch up to them to heal them
I love when they are angry that you won't follow them into the fire of like 5 enemy soldiers and ignore the rest of the team to do it
GuppyG *12 enemy soldiers
I also love it when a Soldier needs healing and when I start healing him he bloody rocket jumps to some faraway land
Scunts
As a scout main, and when playing medic, i just shake my head. Dude, just wait for a sec so the medic can catch up, and when you get healed, the medic mirrors your speed, so you can help him get to the frontlines faster
Medics, buff the scouts, and scouts, wait for the medics if you call
True pain
Screaming from halfway across the map, then getting pissed when I don’t get there, or that one person who won’t stop calling me and expects me to follow them into a fleet of others that will gladly kill me.
Me: "Medic"
Medic: "I am here!"
Me: "It's good, I found a health pack."
Medic: *Inexhaustible rage noises*
One time I saw a healthpack when I was low, so I went for it with my medigun out, when I notice there was already a soldier going for it while looking straight forward, he looked at me, took the healthpack, and went away, I just looked at him.
@@lad7436 whenever someone steals a healthpack I'll usually avoid healing them in the rest of the round
Perfect_Poop every time that happens I’ll just let them die to a Pyro while I look at the dude on fire. Afterwards I just take out my primary(syringe gun because I’m new) and shit on the Pyro’s dead body. Of course I get cursed out by the dead guy but it’s their fault
Honestly I just never give a shit. I just say Thanks! and they usually realize their mistake and it’s all good.
This is why I equip the amputator faster healing to self can be useful with a team that takes health kits
Plus if we have a good defensive line getting out of site lines and AOE healing can be a good way to give everyone a bit more time
I once had a round where it was 4 medics (including myself) and we all pocketed each other in a conga line with a heavy at the front. One of the best rounds I ever played
You all should have simultaneously healed the heavy to make him super powered
@@mahbubmaleksyed5301 mediguns don't stack, sadly.
@@xyz3524 Wouldn't they make the player get healed faster?
@@xyz3524 they actually do, but the rate is extremely low and the penalty is pretty high. One medigun and 11 crossbows are godlike tho
that called tf2 in a nutshell and i love how funny it is
Only exception to medic pocketing is the hilarious medic train of healing where there's 11 medics healing eachother in a line with a heavy at the front
Ouch.wav
I love that strategy.
so a huge uberchain essentially?
*Pootisbird
the medic tree
Most pocket medics are mostly new medics that just watch “meet the medic” and notice that the medic mostly healed the heavy so they think that there job and doesn’t notice medic a class that need to heal everyone
but they forgot when he healed scout and demo.
@@drdan6443 > _mostly_ healed the heavy
To be honest that was me when I first started. Healing and following the heavy, if other people needed healing I would get them out of the red, but then back into the heave. I'm better now, but I die a lot more because I'm more aggressive with demos and what not.
I'm kinda surprised that people see medic like that. Let alone not heal all your team mates like you should
New Medics are so oblivious, I love them. One time this level 1 guy kept pocketing me, another Medic, and I had to keep telling him to go heal someone else and to be frank it was adorable.
"Pocketing other medics is bad"
Me an intellectual: Remembers that one time where my entire team (including me) was playing medic
Happened to me last night. We did medic vs medic on casual. Everyone was uberchaining.
@@kibster9325 All hail the uberchain
@@ink3487 more like ubertrain
I love seeing other medics while I play medic.When I see another medic in spawn I put my beam on him till the round starts lol
Medic Gaming moment
I used to be the medic that couldn’t survive for more than a minute
*Once when I was playing, 5 people had a domination on me*
Off those are rookie numbers wait until 9 people are dominating you
Hey guys, i heard my name?
That's the worst luck, the highest Dominations on my head is 2 and I usually get 1 revenge either by assist or accident
Im basically shit luck Medic and Overly aggressive
You fool, I was being dominated by the whole enemy team, AS AN ENGINEER
There's also the Pacifist, that medic that will never, ever draw his weapons even if he spots a spy charging towards his target. Jumping about is his one and only defense mechanism.
My favorite would be the determined newcomers. They react slowly, they don't time their ubers right, they are accident-prone, they have trouble keeping up with you and healing others at the same time - but unlike a regular newcomer, they WILL keep playing medic. When other newcomers all switch to spy or sniper, these guys will stick to healing their team. They might be some of the worst medics when it comes to performance, but they definitely are the best when it comes to attitude. You can't help but love the guys, even when they let you die. Godspeed, you brave medics.
Mr_spoon We need more people like them.
They're those guys who just want to help the team out. No matter how much the suffer, they try their hardest to help the others. Give them time to Improve, and they'll likely become great medic mains.
Oh look, that's me! :D
*Preens in mirror*
Hey there's me! I even told myself I was a pacifist medic
Me: "I probably won't be on this list"
- Mr. Accident Prone
Me: _Remembers when I was somehow attacked by 3 spies simultaneously while the rest of my team pushed ahead._
Me: "Ok, so MAYBE I'm on this list."
I stepped outside of spawn for 3 seconds crocket toke teleporter heavy cones from the corner after I stepped 5 steps heavy basically the stereotype he said
The moment I got into the battle I got hit by a Crocket so...count me in.
The worst type of medic is the one that only uploads once a month.
rekt
get facked
lol
Caboose Banana yup your wright
i think the term your looking for is... Awsome! :D
I love how when Array is doing footage for The Remora Medic, he has to stop healing a scout in the red. His experience told him to heal them out of the red but stopped because he was supposed to be pretending to be a bad medic
You forgot the gone medic.
This medic it's at the other side of the map when something bog happens and when he gets there, the work there was done.
That's me.
0sc4rXD and the entire team is freaking out because your four miles away and you missed the push
Somehow I always get behind the enemy team.
Alone.
If this happens i usually go scunt with a winger atomizer and force a nature for your sake
Sojjer ikr I hate when something is bog and I miss it
The Deserter Medic.
I'm the accident prone medic. I just always die. It could be no one on the other team, but I'll still accidentally die.
same here lol
Or you're healing a demoman and he stickybomb launches off a cliff while you have quick fix
Kaptain Cnucklz same but also i don't know how to charge the healing gun so i try to use the seringue gun instead but i do move around tho
same, just finished a pub where everyone gunned for me. Had to switch to Vita-Saw to actually be able to pop some Ubers now and then.
I'm the accident prone and the semi-nervous wreck,I can be sitting on the point in suijin healing 5 people at the same time,and all of the sudden they went to spawncamp and left me with 2 spies and an overextending unusual caberman.......and they STILL blamed me for losing that match
The first ever time I played tf2 was on cp_steel and I was a medic, the first class...
I thought yelling "MEDIC" would attract the team to me for some healing, my mind was going through like a hospital, injured teammates go to the medic area or some sort. I didn't understand.
lol
Shane Toon You were kinda right for pressing E as Medic, but only as an indicator for your team as to where you are
Shane Toon lol "medic area"
Eh you are not technically wrong.
The others will know where you are, as in your team.
It works for bots and player medics will at least be alerted to your location... Just nobody will go all that far just to heal you (after all, it is kinda pointless if you'd die before they even get close, in which case they just left the others for nothing).
What about the “nonexistent medic”?
The one who always seems to be on the opposite side of the map from where everyone’s trying to push.
That used to be me. I remember one time when I was using the quick fix and the soldier I was healing rocket jumped away and I was catapulted into the enemy back line. I somehow survived long enough for my team to retrieve me.
That was me after I took a Direct Hit Rocket to the face and surfed it. At least I learned how far I can fly if I do that.
I have a friend who mainly plays soldier, while as a medic I don’t pocket him, I prioritize him when pushing. But everytime i have a beam on him and say I have an uber, I die, just like that.
“Hey, I got an uber” *sniped*
“Uber ready” *backstabed*
“Uber’s full” *random crit*
“Hey my uber’s ready so we should-“ *bodyshotted by kritzed sniper*
This happens to me aswell except i cant get out of spawn
snipers...
snipers everywhere...
"Hey, I got uber."
"Killer Queen has already touched that medigun!"
"With my stand, Unbesiegbarer, I will never die! I have several different ways to avoid your stand's attack. Your stand is USELESS! MUDAMUDAMUDA!"
*Kira gets rekt*
"Y-your stand may be s-strong, but that invincibility can only last for so long."
*Uber wears off, but the gun has already been dropped*
*Kira goes for the big*
*T O U C H*
*Medic dodges, and Kira accidentally touches the explosive Medigun. He dies.*
*Medic dies from splash damage.*
Why hello there, Mr. Accident Prone!
Relatable
I’m the “quiet medic who’s trying to do his best to keep his team alive.”
yeah, that's me too
Sooo when you get screamed at do you hope for you to be auto balanced, ya kmow to make em pay with that sweet sweet 25% uber?
Know*
Dimitrios V. So far haven’t had that problem. The players in my area are pretty chill about that.
@@connormclernon26 oh, so i shouldn't play pumped up kicks then but pootis version?
5:55 *"Medic is a class of disappointment"*
This must be why so many ex-spy mains switch to medic. They're already used to disappointment and being focused.
Array: there are no medics in casual
Me: there are too many medics, I don’t want to be the third medic on my team
A 3 medic team can be fun if you stager your ubercharges that takes communication
@@christopherbuckenhamphotog368 its casual lol good luck getting anyone to work together
a 3 medic team is amazing if they are good at teamwork
@@taureon_ I have two friends who I found while playing TF2 together we've done things like ubercharge and critskriege at the same time we mostly us the crusaders crossbow or blutssager and Uber saw. We do get accused of hacking however
BE THE THIRD
Sorry, accident prone here. It's wierd, I always have my heal target between me and the front lines, but there's always that one stray pill or sentry fire or crocket that sends me back to resupply.
That is probably down to players like me that know they cannot beat actual skillful players, so I just resort to being so fucking stupid that I outstupid their skills
@@Elenrai well that's me sometimes with Heavy when I use Buffalo Steak Sandvich + any meelee.
Idk how do I survive sometimes with that combo
I would like to call myself a “frontline” medic. I am always on the move constantly healing to any call of the word medic. And I am not afraid to get my hands dirty. With a PAN.
"...I learned that hopping around like I used a cheese grater for toilet paper..."
That phrase makes me uneasy for some reason...I can't put my finger on it...
DuskyFox Grate! (Cheese/great pun)
You shouldn't put your finger on it.
How do you put your finger on a phrase
I rlly dont get it but imma sub to this dude
Put your ass on it then.
You forgot the no wifi medic
These medics are really late at healing players walk weird and die alot. Probably happens because of lag from the lack of wifi
This is definitely me lol
Oof
Me when I first started playing tf2 back in 2015, I used my hotspot on my phone and my ping was always 250+
I had the same thing happen to me but it only happened on community servers. On Casual (not sure about comp) my ping was always consistent and alright. But thankfully I used an ethernet and now I have lower ping in community servers.
Might just be the ISP, sometimes it happens even though I am using ethernet
When you love being a Medic, because it's an amazing job to heal your team, but you also hate being Medic, because everyone on your team may be pretty stupid, like your Soldier rocket jumping away from you, leaving you alone, and cold, out in the open.
Appreciate your Medics!
Hoenn Trainer34 Mayornaise
unless you're the overly aggressive running the Quick-Fix, trying to follow a rocket jumping solly never ends with a good time
Hoenn Trainer34 except for when they're playing for their own purposes only.
The "Why are we still here?" meme describes playing med in pubs perfectly
you forget the medics that crouch walk behind the heavys
That would be a variation on the Remora Medic
Crabmora
Aysentaro Technically there is reasonable, because heavies have lots of Heath and medics don't, so they need some form of protection.
I'm overly-aggressive. I'm always dead because of *_C R I T S_* .
YulianXD im dead because of everything as soon as i walk in front of the spawn gates on attack i die
Are you the muselk fan who also gets the bad karma?
Let's be honest, if a medic is killed by random crits, whi can really blame them from being mad?
Honestly I only die from aggression when all the players over extended and die so I say FUCK IT and grab my ubersaw and go all out
Arrayseven: "Medic is a class of disappointment"
Me: Gets satisfaction from being helpful
I fall into the "mr. accident prone" medic category
Likewise.
Same.
same
You forgot the vaccinator medic who pockets a Darwins danger shield sniper on 2fort
oh yeah but no one wants to renember that ;)
Yeah good thing that thing got changed completely
You forgot the vaccinator medic who doesn't know how to change resistances. God those are annoying.
What does the Darwin Danger Shield even do now?
David Hong Afterburn immunity and reduced fire damage
i am the accident prone. but with every single class.
ONE MAN DOUCHEBAG APOKALYPSE no you’re just bad
KiXX Rude Jerk.
sherrie harden it's true tho
Obama Care We Need More Obama Care instead Of Donald Care.
Same.
"The nervous wreck"
Yup. That's me when I play medic. Being an Engineer main myself, I can't stand being backstabbed or sniped just as I'm about to pop an uber.
Also, calling the Medic a mobile dispenser is not exactly wrong.
I am main heavy and i like play engineer, i have several traumas about spy and snipers
Well as a decently good medic myself, ill help you with snipers and spies
for snipers, best thing you can do is put you and a large group of teammates between his weapon, he cant shoot you if you are covered, but if you have a team about as reliable as amazon shipping for litter pickers, just bhop everywhere, its surprising how hard it can make snipers job and make you faster than normal. do it even when your safe, it can help you against stray rockets by surfing them, and help against heavy gunfire with its spread as far as china's population, it can even help you against spies as you might accidentally jump on their head while he tries to stab you AND bhopping makes you faster than him. so yea, just bhop.
for spies, stay near your team, ESPECIALLY PYROS, phlog pyros are still the best for spies and Extreme amount of kills in a single uber, but also make sure to look behind you often, but not while your just "moving", do it while in fighting, because spies strike when everyone is distracted.
I'm the accident prone medic
A.M.C. Ways I’ve had a full Uber and died of fall damage off the cliff in Hightower. Pure skill.
Me too...
I am also that
i feel ya, i had a full uber and was gonna pop on control point but them a crit soldier rocket comes out of nowhere and whoops me
I popped a uber today, but than I got hit with 4 sentry rockets and got blasted about a 1000 feet off a cliff and died. Oh, and I don't mean just 1 sentry. 4 sentries, all firing their full silo of 4 rockets.
Array is one of these medics: I'll let you all decide which one.
ArraySeven stopped what I was doing at midnight to watch this :D
Haven't watched the video yet but I'm guessing its the edgy one.
ArraySeven where have you been man?
Overly Aggresive medic
Overly aggressive, but with the Crossbow.
Dear ArraySeven, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole 8 minute video getting called out for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write a comment telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a Newborn, Mr.Accident Prone, and a Remora, a Overly Agressive, a Nervous Wreck, Dr.Oblivious and a Sour Kraut. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Medic Players.
Dear codenamegamma
Anyone who is commenting "what medic they are" is doing that by themselves, never do i ask people to say what suits them better. There are plenty of good medics out there. These are just the types I find are the most difficult to play with.
Sincerely Everyone's,
Array
i think you missed the joke. have you never seen The Breakfast Club?
ohh! look a penny! :D
Honestly just stop you are no longer welcome to the comments land.
Sorry man, never seen it :P
my bad.
The medic that
•Gives themselves credit
•Acts like they're never wrong
•Battle medic
•When they die, it's their team's fault
•Always heals unusual-wearing players or Heavies
•Gets mad at people for accidentally pressing "E"
•Gets mad at people for taking damage
I play as medic a lot and accidentally press e lmao
Disappointed Prion Who in the world would get angry at someone for taking damage?
medick
im the complete opposite, every time i die i think im a terrible medic
@@TheDunsparceGames well you are not, you don't realise how much you are helping your team. Please don't doubt yourself and keep on healing. Although, "zhe healing leaves little time for za hurting"...so use that time wisely
I'm the accident prone... 😌
I try to get in as many heals as possible before each inevitable death though.
Same
yeah we live a short but helpful life
@@artisticProgram We are not helpful if we are dead lol
Juanma C
B r u h
I'm not that bad a medic, however, while playing as him, I cannot kill anything even if my life depended on it!
Melee pyros and taunt for glory my friend its very satisfying
Use blutsogger or crossbow or bonesaw or ubersaw (For da crits!)
I just can’t hit someone with the bonesaw
- miss -
- miss -
- trickstabbed -
If you absolutely need to defend yourself against a flanking scout or whatever, equip the blutsauger. It's healing on hit will make your survivability shoot way up in mid to close range combat. That's if your team doesn't offer to protect you and just keeps firing forward.
the worst type of medic are the ones that upload once in 4 weeks (;
Lol:). שחר ברוק
שחר ברוק kek
Array report to burn ward
feel The burn
I prefer Quality over Quantity, but 4 weeks for a less then 10 minute vid is a little much
Me: aww, why am I the ONLY one defending the point?
Other person: ok, I'll help you
Game: *automatic team balancing*
Ikr
the automatic team balancing thing seems a little pointless, I don't know why the game doesn't just assign a new player to whichever team has the least players. It always happens at the worst time too, one time I was playing capture the flag, my team had gotten two of the three points needed to win, and I got switched to the other team. Also sucks if you had any hand in getting the intel back to your base because you've essentially screwed yourself.
@@Resters52_official once in payload we were about to run the limit to win the game, but I was auto-balanced to Blu at the last second, so I pretty much lost to my own team (happened to another guy the round prior)
@@ciberkid22 Damn that sucks, they should just turn it off when it gets to that point, what's the other team gonna do anyway
I am accident prone but with every class.
What about the Stressed Medic? You know the one. Quick-Fix in hand, trying desperately to respond to every single E press he hears around him, intent on keeping his teammates from Death's cold, greedy hands, and when the rockets turn his way, he pulls a Surgeon Sim and goes for the amputator, praying to Gaben he lives another ten seconds.
SnivyTries That's called the Multitasker. They're actually pretty good
SnivyTries You described me in 1 paragraph. Props.
79% Accident prone
21% Nervous Wreck
“Running around like you used a cheese grater for toilet paper”
*vietnam flashbacks *
I'm the wrong place wrong time medic
MEDIC IS A SPY!
Spy Crab i thought you cute guys were extinct.
Glad i was mistaken
I’m the kind of medic that doesnt hate healing, or medic binds. You need health and you’re across the map? Hold still bud, i gotchu. You on fire and spamming medic? Das ma name, feel free to wear it out. But if i get backstabbed by a spy, i will be a ver angry boi for the 4 pyros on our team not spychecking.
If you are that good of a medic contact me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The CookieMeister oh my gosh you’ve put it into words. Thank you so much I’m exactly the same way
Just a quick thing.
Learn to spell
same here, except I am spy paranoid, like I sense spies from a mile away. So I don't get angry at anybody for not spychecking.
Shadow Bonnie r/don’tknowmemeslolidiot
A good Medic keeps the whole team alive, not just one person. Personally, I prefer equipping the quick-fix and the crusader's crossbow and play a more wandering style of Medic. I'll get someone up to full health, then move on to find someone else who needs it. When there's a big group pushing, I'll join into the group and jump between heal targets, using the crossbow for burst healing whenever someone gets especially low. The uber I save for when I need to heal myself, or if multiple people have low health. In my time, I've found this to be the most successful and beneficial to my team.
igetboredproductions It's a good type of playing, I kind of do the same. But after playing some time i realized that it doesn't work when you're doing a push. You need to have the Kritz or the Stock, because the Quickfix doesn't really work with pushes...
That's actually a tactic I might start using. Thanks for the tip!
@@Sesebasti Agreed, the quickfix is good for fixing damage but not getting damage done.
I kinda do the same thing except I'm extremely agresive (if you want yourself defended then just do it yourself cause fuck teammates)I use either the crossbow or blutsauger and when I get it the vac so I can defend myself.
Don forgot the Amputator
I love when im on the other side of the map and a someone calls medic , like what do you want me to do, enable hacks or something, find a health kit jeez
omg i know that feeling so well, spies constantly call for me when they need to act hidden like dude im gonna die going to you xD
I'm a doctor oblivius + accident prone. I hardly stay alive for 20 seconds
I'm That, + The Remora Med
im accident prone medix
Painted Kek I'm none of these I know where to be and where not,I will push with my team, I never get salty and I never overextend unless with a uber and a solider/demo
Call me the Accident Prone and Nervous Reck
Xander Shukites Ewwwww Your Stupid icon.
you know when something needs to be done, when a medic can kill a heavy-medic combo
"Accident Prone Medic" I feel called out and personally attacked.
As a newborn medic who is also accident prone (I just began playing the game today after watching these videos), I can say with confidence I do brainlessly stand still when healing sometimes, attempt to saw everything, fall off of cliffs and walk into the same sentry/sniper line 7 times in a row before remembering I can take other routes.
Medic is not an easy class, but I didn't give up on it, because for as bad as I am at Medic, I'm better at it than any other class (I can't shoot to save my life), and I feel... helpful. Like, a bad Medic is bad, but they're still a Medic, which is nice to have anyway, and in the 4 hours I've played, I've found that even when the only Medic on the team is bad, everyone will put up with you. I do my best, and I will continue to do so.
Getting my Ubercharge for the first time ever was an out of body experience.
@@ItchyTheSwordfish It feels EARNED. Like, holy crap, I haven't died yet? Uh, what button was it again? GO GO GO GO GO!!! AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'd say I'm a very "skilled accident prone"
I'm really good at the healing part
But god forbid someone targets me, I'm cowering behind my soldier, bumping into walls, and cornering myself
What I'm saying is, when my team has the advantage, I excel in keeping them that way, but fire a few shells into my ass, and that all turns around, and people start to wonder where I went...
I'm not really skilled at combat, the syringe gun's lead is way too high for me to acquire moving, strafing, or those god damn jumping guys...
JerTehPiggy It might be your sensitivity setting, try playing around with it. I've found I prefer very low sensitivity and plenty of desk space. I drag my mouse using my shoulder and arm instead of my wrist. This also minimizes my risk of getting an RSI from flicking my wrist. I don't use a mousepad or a wrist-rest, as they put a severe damper on the range of movement that I have during a game.
/watch?v=3cjteI03KRc
I'm Heavy main with Australium and Unusual, and I'm F2P Medic magnet
how many pockets at a time do you get on average?
lookpuke I can answer this as well, as I have the same thing going on:
2. At once. Ubered and Kritzed at the same time. I love it when that happens.
the ultimate pushing machine
invincible lazor dispenser
you might e the only heavy main along side me
i also get pocketed as well
Andrew Holt I'm a heavy main.
I like how for the medic footage for the bad luck medic, u couldn't get unlucky enough to get randomly killed so u purposely ran way out of position
Im more like "The f2p medic that doesn't speak but somehow ends up in the Top score of the team with over 35.000 healing score"
I'm kinda in the middle between overaggressive and nervous wreck. Definitely very aggressive but I know when to bail
That just means you have a proper ability to assess risk. That's a good thing if you're medic. Know when to hold em', and know when to fold em.'
👏. You know that you can take risks but when you know it won’t end well for u. I just stay in the back lines but when I need to I will pull out my Amputator
Creeder So a normal medic?
Creeder same
There's also one type of medic that will only heal his unusual demoman/soldier/heavy boyfriend, he will have a professional killstreak kritskreig, stick to his ass 24/7 and don't heal anybody else, they will pop, kill almost the whole team, and go back to hide until it's charged again is charged again, rinse and repeat. As a sniper I really like to headshot these kind of medics.
They showed up in vid as the Remora, but colloqially, we call them 'Medic Girlfriends'.
BleachXL as a soldier and demo main, that couple is going to see a huge explosion if they face me.
whoever gave you 49 likes probably play as 6:20 or just truly dumb
I HATE these Medics. They come to an Casual Server, where abou everyone is friendly, i build my Completely empty Sentry on the Roof of the Bridge in 2fort and we are having a good time. Then Mr. And Ms. Funkiller join and dominate the whole fucking server. This was a Community server with 10 caps needed. They got all of them. I build my sentry, they burst in , pop an uber and demolish me.
Yes these bastards stick their kritz up the demo/solly's ass and spam crits every 30 seconds, nothing else...
6:10 That's the worst way to play ANY class
In Short:
- The Newborn: Basically the guy who starts to play medic and doesn't know how to use the class properly, but will learn from time to time.
- Mr. Accident Prone: The Medic who always put himself in danger, even by accident, and dies all the time.
- The Remora: That kind of person who only goes with the players who has the best points, best hats and such while leaving behind those poor souls to bite the dust.
- The Overly-Agressive: Self-explanatory. The one who charges without thinking of the consequences, using his syringe gun and saw....and dies.
- The Nervous Wreck: A Medic player who is too scared to die in the battlefield.
- The Sour Kraut: A toxic medic player who complains about everything.
- The AFK: Do I need to explain?
- Dr. Oblivious: The one who doesn't communicate to his teammates and don't even listen to them. They only keep their game on themselves.
Thanks. It helped me a lot.
Dr. Oblivious can also be called F2Ps
@@anarullan you act like spending money will do anything about that
@@neonblade8591 XD
I am definitely the Mr. Accident Prone medic. I'm fairly good at medic, I spycheck, but every single time, Random crit, Check. F2P Pyro, Check. Edgy sniper, Check. I have died to every possible unlucky thing possible.
Canadian, Eh? Same man...
I cant get out of spawn as medic
the heavy you tried to heal is a a spy and is now tryna shoot you in the face?
same, i'm that type of medic taht runs around and sometimes it was me who got cvritrocket instead of the real target
I'm basically mr accident prone, but with scout.
Noob medic:
*watches meet the medic video*
During gameplay: “ohh so I heal this guy and not anyone else!
* heals full HP heavy instead of a soldier with 10/200 HP *
LOL
That's the equivalent of making a horse armor joke about oblivion. Everyone knows, everyone's made that joke for 10 years, you're beating the horse's skeleton at this point.
@@bigpurpleflower2185 thank you for putting this into words.
@@bigpurpleflower2185
nah when i started out I thought you were supposed to only heal heavy.
@@bigpurpleflower2185 You mean trying to poke the dust leftover from its long-gone skeleton.
I am the unlucky medic.
I had full uber
out comes a random crit sticky.
you get the picture
A Person
So, a rocket jumping soldier market gardens you while standing on the crit sticky?
susan capulong
probably
Ainsley Harriot Congo into a sawblade
That one where they heal only one character, ive literally seen like 4 medics do this with one heavy in the same match.
I fall under over agressive, in pubs i always go alone and go for kills with the default saw (ubersaw doesn't has enough DPS) and you would be suprised by how even being a noob, i got away with it, Medic has 150 HP and good speed as well as auto regen and general attraction for teammates who want their oeverheals, so even when it's going south someone pops-out of nowhere and i praise them with an overheal before heading out alone again.
In casual i only go for the kill if my team dies and im alone, if im going down i may as well take someone with me, while healing i always give my back to my team to look for spies, and if i see one, i abandon everything in hopes to kill him
Wait a minute... *WHERE IS THE TURTLE MEDIC!?*
🐢
turtle medic? never heard of that one
Michael Bobb I think it's equal to the "pocket medic"
Wtfh is a turtle medic?
I think a Turtle Medic means that your Medic is slow af. Maybe the Paranoid Medic, to make it short.
the worst slavic mapper that’s called a “pocket medic”
I am definitely the Mr. Oblivious Medic, while i am getting better.. I still am terrible. Although, i do at least have a valid reason! I have
Asperges- which slows my reaction time,
A.D.D- bad for concentrating,
Erlynes- Eye condition that can actually cause tunnel-vision..
Although i will admit, these mean nothing and if anything, just means i should work harder and put in more effort. Just thought i had to point out, some people don't have control over these things. Though don't misunderstand, i love your videos and really appreciate how they let me learn what i need to work on!
Fearless Fenrir hey but aspergers people tend to be really smart so just use that smarts and try to predict the opponent instead of trying to react. Well really smart at one subject at least.
I think it's more your add, I have Asperger's too and we'll I'm still mostly shit, but it's because my brain moves faster than my hands and I just black out and stand there like a living target because I overthink lol
Good job on keeping on improving despite difficulties!
ADHD is so true :(
Yet you still are being a medic, you are a fricken legend. Keep up the good work and remember to use the cheese grater toilet paper
I wish there was a "nvm medic" button cuz sometimes I call for medic then I find a med kit and I just feel like a jerk when I pick it up just as the medic is rushing towards me
Don’t pick up medkits if medic is coming because it makes him lose Uber build
Also you can use a bind
i feel like you missed one medic. the duo medic. they uber each other while building it with the ubersaw. invincible damage, constantly.
that's not really a type of medic, they're just trying out weird strategies in casual
wesley loermans yeah, 'fun' is just an excuse for overextension when it comes to überchains.
wesley loermans That's the "Uber-train"
Seventh Heaven or uberchain, you pick
775234 The One It's more of a trian becuase it's really hard to stop it
*Is there a specific title for Medics that intentionally heal enemy Spies?*
Cham those are just trolls
There's even a word in the dictionary for them: Cunts.
Cham the you belong in overwatch medic
Troll medics
Probably. Ive seen one.
I'm probably mix of Mr.Accident Prone, Overly aggressive Medic, and The nervous wreck depending on the amount of spies and pyro's
When I get poketed as a medic: thanks other medic... NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
Once a demo was getting attacked by the entire enemy team and there was not a single other teamate in sight. So i ubered him.
Then he went full on retreat.
Then i went full sour kraut. Infact next time i saw him in trouble, i laughed at him instead of healing him.
he had it coming.
sour kraut is allowed, if it has the reason to be.
but please never, EVER sour kraut if you can help it. salty? go right ahead, get it out of your system.
Nerdy Nachos that sounds like something that happened to me, i was playing demo, got ubered, i didn't know what was happening to me, retreated and later the medic didnt help me when i needed it
Might have run out of ammo :T
*sigh* i remember the first time i played medic, it was on a map of payload and we were on defense i noticed our team had no medics so naive me tryed to fill in that roll. man was i good, my team even congratuated, to this day medic is probably my favorite class to play as besides pyro.😅
Yeah I feel like I play medic pretty decently when I choose to play him, although I do use the kritzkrieg and I dunno if that's a bad choice.
The kritzkrieg is fine, it just enables your pocket to do more damage at the expense of keeping them living.
Same here!! I've allways had this respect for medic, and when I found out I was pretty good I kinda mained at that, 😜
Why are you me?
I'm me!
r/thathappened
Is it weird that I'm the nervous wreck when I play medic....
You need to leave your spawn. its a big world out there for us Medics.
I saw this guy get killed once and in chat he said "that's it I'm going battle medic" -_-
0:07 "A lot of different people play medic..." Sure they do. I sure see a lot of those medic players in games.
I'll admit. I'm an "Accident prone" medic. I just die. Constantly. Even though i'm moving and groving around the battlefields like a jumping fish out of it's proverbial waters, I just die, die, die die, die die die.
And on the off chance that I DON'T die, A rocket comes along for me to surf the blast, and crater to the earth like an egg off of the empire state building. It's not a good life.
Yeoj Codia same here too
This was me. Not the video, that's way more aggro than I played, but died constantly
/watch?v=3cjteI03KRc
Same. I can't figure out why I still play after so many deaths. There's something about playing the Medic and I just don't know.
I have lost so many 80% ubers to Random crit rockets
I zig-zag between the overconfident and the nervous wreck
Bruh healing scout is useful when you are on long map ever. Healing scout can boost your speed by double.
I swear to god i'm always the accident prone.
*Gets hit by a stray crit rocket*
I feel the same way
/watch?v=3cjteI03KRc
Depends on my team. Sometimes a team will make sure to protect me and keep me alive. Other times I heal someone to overheal and then proceeds to run away making me take the brunt of it.
*gets hit by reflected crocket*
I've encountered a different kind of Medic some times. They're Medics that will heal/won't heal based on the weapon you're holding.
For example, I was a Heavy with a Tomislav on CP_Dustbowl and the Medic on our team NEVER healed me once, when I asked why he was ignoring me he simply said, "I don't like the Tomislav, switch weapons or no heals.".
I'll let you decide on that one but I have encountered Medics like that before, IMO, total dick move.
The remora???
Commander BroShep once my friend who mained medic got mad cuz I used brass beast
I once was a scout, the medic was healing a heavy, and I was at 2 health, I was jumping around while saying medic, then I got to him and spammed medic in front of him, just standing still. He didn't heal me. He looked slowly towards me... then a Demoman showed up and killed us both, and then I got votekicked for "being afk"
Greed Ball Medic
After watching this, I feel like I'm Mr. Accident Prone and sometimes Mr. Overly-Aggressive. :/
Same
Same here as well
I'm the second one, I watch these videos, I think I learn nothing, and today I realized I just keep dying.
Is it bad that i am slightly a nervous wreck when my uber is almost full and then overly aggressive when ubering?
PappaMC No, actually. When ubered, all you should do is push, push, push. You can't be punished if you can't die. However, you shouldnt try to jump into the enemy team with %10 uber left.
The opening to this video sounds like an essay that i wrote in 4th grade.
When you watch GermanPeter so much that other people's accents are weird.
You’ve inspired me to become a great medic main through your videos and the tips you provide in them. Hop around like you used a cheese grater for toilet paper, the medigun is your real primary, distribute healing evenly to everyone, pop an uber to save your own life if necessary. All your tips have made me a much better medic, and I feel so much more accomplished when I’m able to keep my team alive and fighting through tremendous odds. I play by your statement “the team with the better medic is more likely to connect boot with buttcheek”.
Doesn’t really change the fact that I’m apparently a mr. Accident prone. I don’t even often put myself in the line of fire when healing, and even though I’m a frontline no-retreat kind of medic, I still try to stay behind cover and keep myself alive at all costs. And yet I always end up getting instantly killed some way or another out of nowhere. I haven’t even played or all that long and yet, if I had a nickel for every time I slipped off a cliff, got smashed with a crit rocket, backstabbed the split second I turn my head away from my flank, headshot the moment I peek around a corner with a pocket, or just mowed down by fire from somebody who had no business being there, I’d probably be able to afford an australium medigun by now
I am ALWAYS the accident prone medic.. I always get the job done, but for me half the match is me staring at a 'wating to respawn' screen.
**scout calls medic** *SUBMIT STEAM ABUSE REPORT* lmao
I saw that one
What's this? You want heals?
Well here
Take this! Reported!
HA!
i am the type of nervous medic
me too
I am Mr. Accident Prone.
Fortunately, Array's guides have helped me immensely so more often than not I'm Mr. "Get caught in a room alone with 2 Soldiers, SOMEHOW escape, run all the way back to spawn for health (because I probably already took the nearby health packs from my previous scrapes and don't have time to wait), and then get picked by a random Spy 3 feet from the door" now.
My team gets healed pretty well and more often than not I'm a deciding factor in my team winning, but no matter what I do or how much I prepare for every possible scenario, I'm inevitably going to die. A lot. It's gone beyond the typical "I should have turned around and jumped around to make sure Snipers and Spies can't hit me" and into "Death just has something against me." It's really fun to see how long I can postpone it though because it seems the longer I survive the more rediculous my death is and at this point it's kind of funny.
I am SORT OF, but then again, Medic definitely shouldn't be in front of the team or capturing by himself.
Same
I’m also the accident prone
AstroGamer
I’m always the accident prone. Even while playing a different class.
Too many people don't understand that healing someone doesn't just restore their health, it also means they can push forward a little more and do more damage than you could do if you go Battle Medic