Reviewing this POSER TRASH Revolver channel vid hands down the most cringe I have ever seen

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Год назад +60

    So it's gatekeeping to think it's stupid that someone would wear a shirt and not know what's on it? Are people that sensitive?

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Год назад +11

      They must’ve grew up in a environment that didn’t have gangs

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Год назад +12

      @Human brisket seriously! Wear something you shouldn't in a gang hood, and you'll get gatekept by a coffin. They won't hurt your feelings. They'll kill you or put you on the hospital if you're lucky.

    • @andyzuleta5344
      @andyzuleta5344 Год назад

      @@humanbrisket7718 straight up 😂😂😂😅😂

    • @VinnyMickeyRickeyDickeyEddy
      @VinnyMickeyRickeyDickeyEddy Год назад

      The people who say that shit are literally the biggest gatekeepers- nerds on blogs and shit.

    • @Chilloutandwatchanime
      @Chilloutandwatchanime Год назад

      Yes.

  • @TMINE100
    @TMINE100 Год назад +36

    If J Dawg donates his blood to a poser will the poser know who 'Sadistic Intent" is afterwards?

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Год назад +7

      Maybe not but they will have conflict within

    • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
      @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад +2

      No the poser would just explode \m/

    • @lupin01
      @lupin01 Год назад +6

      The guy receiving the blood would blow up

    • @themarshallarts
      @themarshallarts Год назад +5

      Metal Mickey definitely wouldn’t

    • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
      @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад +1

      @@themarshallarts metal mickey, now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time . . . A long time. \m/

  • @loriantheepicone1263
    @loriantheepicone1263 Год назад +72

    we need to give j dawg a nik nocturnal video, pretty sure he'd have a stroke listening to that canoe

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records Год назад +76

    In a world where the posers have taken over metal only the J-dawg can save metal and bring balance to the world.

  • @possibleninja
    @possibleninja Год назад +16

    The look of simmering anger on the Dawg's face as he beholds this filth gives me life.

  • @ryanidzerda2307
    @ryanidzerda2307 Год назад +20

    I do care if people wear metal shirts but don't like the band. Because that means they are a poser. And i dont like posers. They are not to be trusted because they are fake. I want underground metal artists to be able to sell their art, but to the real fans

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Год назад +5

      100%

    • @yoinkdoozer3922
      @yoinkdoozer3922 Год назад +6

      Couldn’t agree more. You’re not a poser if you don’t know about a band, but you are if you pretend to like shit you don’t actually like

  • @crushingalldeceivers
    @crushingalldeceivers Год назад +24

    In my opinion Sam Dunn started the whole poser revival, they came out of every corner after that pooooooooooooser cheese fest Metal documentary he made.

  • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
    @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Год назад +31

    Revolver is for the hot topic crowd.

    • @SpergerKing
      @SpergerKing Год назад +8

      Make Revolvers Dirty Harry's Again

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Год назад +3

      @@SpergerKing fuck yeah. Also it’s Pro Wrestler Heritage Month

    • @SpergerKing
      @SpergerKing Год назад +4

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Happy PWH Month. I've celebrated by downloading Chris Benoit vs Dean Malenko, Dean Malenko vs Ultimo Dragon, Chris Benoit vs 2 Cold Scorpio, and Ultimo Dragon vs Rey Mysterio Jr. on my phone.

    • @deathevokation1017
      @deathevokation1017 Год назад +3

      Revolver is what Hit Parader and Circus magazines were in the 80s. Only difference is instead of glam it's crap-core.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Год назад +1

      @@deathevokation1017 time to read some Rip!

  • @sinisterking6009
    @sinisterking6009 Год назад +11

    Regarding the revolver vid bout "should non metalheads wear...." They only asked new wave core shitty a$$ bands lmfao

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel4408 Год назад +18

    So much wrong with this video. I don’t even know where to start. The fact they bring bands like We Came As Romans or Bring Me The Horizon is enough to tell me their opinion doesn’t matter on this subject.

    • @FTW_666
      @FTW_666 Год назад +2

      Ugh those band names…

    • @rf_cattleprod
      @rf_cattleprod Год назад

      @@FTW_666 I had a Disgorge (CA) shirt on, dude told me, "I like Parkway Drive".

    • @jefflawson3574
      @jefflawson3574 7 месяцев назад +1

      Your metallic aura should be so unapproachable and intimidating to the average twink that they dare not bring up these bands before you \m/

  • @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty
    @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty Год назад +20

    It's astonishing the shit that gets classified as metal nowadays. This is one of the many reasons why I don't talk about music to 99.9% of non-metal people. I can't stand it when I tell people that I listen to metal and their initial thought process is that I listen to Five Finger Death Punch and Motionless In White. Just recently a friend of mine who is not into metal at all whatsoever was talking to a coworker of hers about me and the kind of music that I like and the coworker asked her to ask me if I listen to Motionless In White. It's funny because she doesn't listen to metal at all whatsoever but has a basic understanding of the music that I listen to as she had bought me records from Blasphemy and Imprecation recently as a gift and even she had told her coworker that Motionless In White does not sound like the music that I listen and that my type of music is much wilder.

    • @deckerh.7620
      @deckerh.7620 Год назад +8

      For real, I dress “metal” but I don’t even bring my music taste up at all to anyone outside of the scene to be honest, it spares me from all the headache inducing cringe

    • @andyzuleta5344
      @andyzuleta5344 Год назад

      @@deckerh.7620 agreed

    • @mateo_metal666
      @mateo_metal666 6 месяцев назад

      I work with a guy and he asked me if I listen to fucking Bucket Head?!!?!?

  • @t-bonetone8209
    @t-bonetone8209 Год назад +32

    I was invited to a show revolver put on. It was unbelievably cringe. It was during the era where ex-indie rockers became obsessed with sludge music (extra points if the band had a female vocalist), had perfectly groomed beards and drank a lot of craft beer. I couldn’t understand why there was only one band on the bill until an editor of the magazine gave an announcement before they started that the show would be filmed and once they started no one could leave and reenter the venue because it wouldn’t look good on video. Essentially they organized this show to shoot a big video they could blast on social media outlets. It was one of the most contrived events I’ve ever been to. A bunch of the employees were there and can attest that they don’t like metal…. At least the type of metal that we discuss here.

    • @ragnaviussnorgoborgoskagen5986
      @ragnaviussnorgoborgoskagen5986 Год назад

      Was this in Chattanooga, TN? That town is full of pop punk/indie turds who inexplicably LOVE stoner doom, despite not knowing any other metal

    • @fuq0ff
      @fuq0ff Год назад +4

      LMAOO i remember that era like back when Scion used to promote metal bands n shit

    • @MyBichSustained
      @MyBichSustained Год назад +1

      ​@@fuq0ffThat scion stuff was killer...I got 2 enslaved vinyl and YOB stuff....I prefer that or they can constantly regurgitate rap shit.

    • @musicminds247
      @musicminds247 Год назад

      Most shows are no re-entry.

  • @LaylaLover90
    @LaylaLover90 Год назад +12

    J-Dawg reacts to non-metalists reacting to metal shirts worn by other non-metalists....CLASSIC!

  • @ryankorban6549
    @ryankorban6549 Год назад +4

    That possesed shirt is no joke real man

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread Год назад +9

    Actually the best J-Dawg video since the Don and Scott from Cianide video

  • @sewervomit
    @sewervomit Год назад +8

    This is one of your BEST and funniest video to date, you need to do more reviews.. . .. review spirit world... They're so kringe

  • @AndrewChebuhar
    @AndrewChebuhar Год назад +16

    That's awesome that you are cut off from the poison of mainstream bs culture

  • @robertg305
    @robertg305 Год назад +30

    I gotta be honest, I started out with Metalcore and Deathcore in Late 2007. Outside of those 2 genres I think I knew Slayer and Black Label Society lol. In early 2013 my favorite band ever was Rings Of Saturn. Admittedly I still love them. BUT, in early 2013 they landed on a tour with Suffocation, Jungle Rot, and Exhumed. It was my first taste of Death Metal and I fell in love immediately. Just a few months later I went and saw Cannibal Corpse, Exhumed (again) with Dying Fetus, then Morbid Angel. I’m 36 and I know there’s a few people around my age group that started out with Metalcore and Deathcore then later got into stuff like Death Metal, Black Metal, Thrash, etc.. Better late than never!

    • @andrewgabriel4408
      @andrewgabriel4408 Год назад +8

      We all start somewhere however not all Deathcore is bad. There’s a lot of stuff in the 90s that owns.

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 Год назад +3

      Yeah I still have a lot of love for Deathcore. Rings Of Saturn is probably still in my Top 3 favorite bands of all time. I still love Infant Annihilator, Impending Doom, early Chelsea Grin, early Knights Of The Abyss, Molotov Solution, Job For A Cowboy, etc.. Without Deathcore I probably would’ve never discovered Death/Black/Thrash def gotta give credit where it’s due!

    • @andrewgabriel4408
      @andrewgabriel4408 Год назад +7

      @@robertg305 I don’t like any Deathcore after 2002

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Год назад +3

      Gotta start somewhere

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Год назад +4

      I didn't have an older sibling or parents who were into metal so I started with a combination of alt rock and Nu-metal. After about a year or so I discovered real metal and moved on.

  • @BrandonSmith84
    @BrandonSmith84 Год назад +4

    Its because it's mostly all of the employees at Revolver Mag are fans of Metalcore, Deathcore and Nu-Metal

  • @into_the_storm_of_steel
    @into_the_storm_of_steel Год назад +8

    Don't buy the shirt if you don't like and own the music first.

    • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
      @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад +1

      Agreed I've been offered free band shirts and not accepted because I didn't know em.

  • @deckerh.7620
    @deckerh.7620 Год назад +10

    Chris Garza actually mentioned hemorrhage in one of his recent podcast, coincidentally it wasn’t long after Jdawg’s video suspecting that him and Jasta don’t know hemorrhage 😂😂 he probably checked them out after being called out 😂 and he was wearing a skinless shirt the whole podcast lol. Pretty sure it was his sanguisugabogg interview

    • @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty
      @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty Год назад +1

      Garza was talking about a completely different Haemorrhage whose name is spelled Hemorage and is a new Thrash Metal band. Garza knows nothing of the real Haemorrhage from Spain.

  • @humanbrisket7718
    @humanbrisket7718 Год назад +6

    I know this guy older then me that is in the scene for the chicks. He likes the run of the mill…. I see him at the store and guess what he is wearing, one of my bands shirts….go figure. I can’t say anything he probably got it from one of the other guys in the band but sometimes it’s a kick in the mouth when it comes to people wearing band shirts.
    Chapter 2…..

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records Год назад +31

    On the next episode of non-metal people giving their opinion on metal topics....

    • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
      @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад +2

      Yo yo yo boy_ ooooo do any of you funky fresh metal heads get down with the brutality of i.c. pee pee's ? When it comes to clowning around there the heaviest \m/

  • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
    @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад +3

    J-Dawg 🐕!!! Be you brah brah the social media culture is infectious and lame. Youre videos are real and real refreshing \m/

  • @robertg305
    @robertg305 Год назад +10

    15:22 I’m laughing way too hard. This is why I LOVE this channel! 😂 😂 😂

  • @cardiacarrest7807
    @cardiacarrest7807 Год назад +13

    Ah yea, Chunk from Goonies "Heeeeeeyyy Yooou Guuuuuuuuys!!!!" Hahaha, never gets old!

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Год назад +2

      I’m gonna have to do that line at least twice when I hit my first job site today

    • @cardiacarrest7807
      @cardiacarrest7807 Год назад +1

      ​@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal do iiiiiiiiit!!!

  • @asherhorror5771
    @asherhorror5771 Год назад +9

    Man I met this dude who went from listening to trendy rap/trap shit and then a few months later out of nowhere started listening to slam, death metal, grind, and everything else. What kind of leap is that

    • @andyzuleta5344
      @andyzuleta5344 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂damn I know a few

    • @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty
      @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty Год назад

      Asher Horror I used to listen to rap before I got into metal.

    • @orkamist3999
      @orkamist3999 Год назад

      @@BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty same with me

    • @JasonSmith-tg8cq
      @JasonSmith-tg8cq Год назад +4

      Me i fuck with Sematary, Chief keef, $B and Bones but on jah i fuck with dm shit like Scattered remnants, Pyrexia, Rottervore, Impetigo ect. When was younger i was obsessed with all things underground extreme metal. Nowadays i listen to both i don't understand this die Hard only underground metal mentality. but fuck it as long you play that shit loud AF who cares

    • @asherhorror5771
      @asherhorror5771 Год назад +3

      @@JasonSmith-tg8cq the guy I’m talking about went from listening to only modern rap/trap you know trendy shit to brutal death and grind in a matter of 1-2 months. I thought that was a BIG leap I have no problem with people listening to both I just thought what he did was weird.

  • @BattleSlain
    @BattleSlain Год назад +16

    J-Dawgs results are in, he’s BASED off the charts

  • @blackwintersday
    @blackwintersday Год назад +9

    2 more albums to check out
    FILTHY CHRISTIANS - MEAN 1990
    O.L.D - OLD LADY DRIVERS 1998

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Год назад +4

      Classics!!!

    • @derrickkowalewski9239
      @derrickkowalewski9239 Год назад +3

      Awesome early Earache releases!

    • @blackwintersday
      @blackwintersday Год назад +3

      @@derrickkowalewski9239
      fantastic albums brings back some great memories

    • @derrickkowalewski9239
      @derrickkowalewski9239 Год назад +3

      @@blackwintersday Those are some of my prized possessions there on vinyl. I remember I paid around $40 for the OLD LP in 1999 or so

    • @maddoxsane4946
      @maddoxsane4946 Год назад +4

      Old lady drivers fuck yeah hahahaha that came on after I was listening to some Exit 13 and Egofix

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Год назад +11

    🤣🤣🤣waiting for the hurt feelings in the comments🤣🤣🤣

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Год назад +5

      You know it’s coming 😂

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Год назад +3

      @@goat666db people are way too sensitive. 🤣

  • @kevinnordavind3119
    @kevinnordavind3119 Год назад +7

    ha ha. those mainstream click bait videos are all garbage.

  • @Lillian-ng3ix
    @Lillian-ng3ix 11 месяцев назад +2

    Metal Archives is a very useful tool for finding bands, but there is canoeness on there except they aren’t as canoe as these bozos at loudwire, Metalsucks, or Revolver.

  • @Axeman5019
    @Axeman5019 Год назад +3

    J-Dawg’s reaction at 24:00 got me rollin on the fucking floor laughing!

  • @dennisjordan4952
    @dennisjordan4952 Год назад +6

    Haven't seen this yet but banger is pretty terrible.ever notice how the main metal outlets make metal look gay? metal injection is a main offender.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Год назад +8

      I hate all those style of metal channels

    • @dennisjordan4952
      @dennisjordan4952 Год назад

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal revolver is what the posers at job watch and looking at their shirts I wouldn't fuck with it.just the weakest hardcore and metal ever

  • @kmartgoth8313
    @kmartgoth8313 Год назад +3

    Revolver just did a pre-order for CoF’s Damnation and a Day but only limited to 300 copies. A pre order from an outlet as big as Revolver doing a pre-order of only 300 for a band as big as Cradle was certainly coordinated by a poser 😢

  • @ianswift3521
    @ianswift3521 Год назад +1

    in ~2002 in northern virginia there weren't really any other people wearing metal shirts in high school either. hell I wasn't either I was wearing industrial shirts and misfits shirts. I went to the same high school as mark riddick, herndon high, but a few years after him. he was probably wearing metal shirts though.

  • @andyzuleta5344
    @andyzuleta5344 Год назад +6

    Agreed I don’t bring up my music taste because the normies think I listen to deathcore and all that cringe shit !this is why I follow this channel 😂 ps … give girls a slack unless you can’t get none then that’s a personal problem 😂 cringe fest central .. totally understand j dawg

  • @HamaChanCutter
    @HamaChanCutter Год назад +4

    What do you think of Rauta, the metal youtuber, J-Dawg? Both of you talk underground metal, interview, very opinionated and weight train.. seems like an interesting must-see collab.. at some point. I don't know. Seeing you interview bands a while back reminded me of him and what he does.
    I mean, I really don't see Garza reaching out any time soon. Think it was a trolled and get rolled type of thing on his end 😆

  • @GlumpusMumpus
    @GlumpusMumpus Год назад +3

    One death/thrash album to listen to:
    Silent Scream- From the Darkest Depths of the Imagination

    • @blackwintersday
      @blackwintersday Год назад +2

      Fantastic album another gem from the 90s

    • @vesuviacorpseflower4828
      @vesuviacorpseflower4828 Год назад

      How about Altered Existence 'To Darkened Depths of Imagination' 1995 ??? Similar album title...and also death-thrash.

    • @blackwintersday
      @blackwintersday Год назад +1

      @@vesuviacorpseflower4828
      Yes my friend fantastic demo what did you think about there 2014 album eye-conic

    • @vesuviacorpseflower4828
      @vesuviacorpseflower4828 Год назад

      @@blackwintersday The 'Iconic' album was good for a local death metal release but I grew up with the 1995 demo (it was pretty legendary to us younger death metal fans in the Peoria, IL area back in the late 90s and early 2000s). I was in the band from 2005-07 and played drums on the 2007 'Created To Suffer' cd. The song 'Warsoul' was one of our best songs in my opinion...it was like a cool mix of Unleashed, Morbid Angel, etc. I uploaded a live video of 'Warsoul' if you're curious to hear it.

    • @blackwintersday
      @blackwintersday Год назад

      @@vesuviacorpseflower4828
      Cheers mate I will check the video out

  • @MRSludgedude
    @MRSludgedude Год назад

    I would like to hear that death core meshuggah tone used in old-school DM and drop the horrible vocals and polished sound. Fusing meshuggah and morbid angel basically.

  • @lupin01
    @lupin01 Год назад +3

    Love your reaction, you should do more reaction to poser shit.

  • @ryanidzerda2307
    @ryanidzerda2307 Год назад +1

    QUESTION
    ??????????????
    Can you do a HHR top special releases personal to you video, like your top 5 or 10 fav releases from the label over the years and a little show and tell story time to go along? They can be reissues to, just material that is your favorites.
    Cheers brah

  • @sewervomit
    @sewervomit Год назад +6

    Wimpiest metal band .. hands down
    Spirit world.. ..

  • @sewervomit
    @sewervomit Год назад +5

    What do you think of people who listen to rap and don't live in the hood.. or wear bling lol... The best ...

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Год назад +2

      I love upper middle class suburban gangsta’s

    • @ianswift3521
      @ianswift3521 Год назад

      there was a movie in 1999 called WHITEBOYZ which was very accurate.

  • @thefirestillburns
    @thefirestillburns Год назад +3

    Hey J-Dawg,
    I know you're not all that big on war metal but what would you say are your favorite bestial and/or war metal releases? Can be anything that could fall into any of those categories.

    • @barbaricbeing333
      @barbaricbeing333 Год назад

      Primitive war cult (germany)

    • @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty
      @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty Год назад +1

      I hate it when people refer to bands such as Blasphemy, Conqueror, Archgoat, Black Witchery, Manticore, etc. as War Metal. Just call it Black Metal or Bestial Black Metal if you must the term War Metal is just so cringe.

    • @fuq0ff
      @fuq0ff Год назад +1

      @@BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty nah war metal sounds badass

  • @theogonia1983
    @theogonia1983 Год назад +3

    😅😅😅 I’m super JDawg, but when you sighed with frustration, i laughed my ass off! That’s the same reaction i get to this mainstream shit

  • @joebee1459
    @joebee1459 Год назад +13

    To be fair, venom looked a lot like they were into some gay bondage shit. Lol

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Год назад +4

      That’s awesome! Then again what was the options back then? I assume everyone in the 70s dressed like bob Ross and those hippies from Texas chainsaw massacre haha

    • @sinisterking6009
      @sinisterking6009 Год назад

      It's just you're subjective opinion that you find that "gay" so many women find them hot. One thing i've learned is when peasants call others gay cuz they aint understand it or whatever, women are most of the times into that dudes.

    • @prowlingfrost5588
      @prowlingfrost5588 Год назад +4

      What? Venom looked 100% Metal and every good metal band should wear like them at least in the concerts. I dont get this.. you are saying the beard wearing hipster haired flannel shirted and fashion jeans (those what looks like old already) and 250$ converse wearing nowadays "metallers" look more mens?

    • @joebee1459
      @joebee1459 Год назад

      @@sinisterking6009 it's not my subjective opinion, it's a fact. Everyone back in the day though Halford's look was metal as hell. As it turned out, it was a gay aesthetic. Venom and their spandex and synthetic leather bandoliers is no different. When I think of death metal dudes, it's cargo shorts, a black band shirt and long hair. Maybe even the Lemmy, or midnight look with leather jacket and boots, idk. For sure don't think of venom or halford in today's day in age. Agree with what @humanbrisket7718 said, back then it was shocking. Now it's kind of corny.

    • @joebee1459
      @joebee1459 Год назад

      @@prowlingfrost5588 I didn't say any of that. Lol

  • @nizz0matic307
    @nizz0matic307 Год назад +1

    the wargasm you're thinking of is a death thrash band, the chick in the vid is some numetal/electronic band, with same name

  • @ianswift3521
    @ianswift3521 Год назад

    13:36 "we came as romans" makes me think of that one scene from Caligula

  • @lordlucifer
    @lordlucifer Год назад +1

    After a shit day at work this is exactly what I needed. Cryin laughin' over here.

  • @heelstevenmaggle5615
    @heelstevenmaggle5615 Год назад +4

    Ten years ago I barely knew what metal was and I could just see through how shallow these people are and how little they actually know about metal.

  • @kmartgoth8313
    @kmartgoth8313 Год назад +11

    Oompa loompa riffs 😂

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel4408 Год назад +3

    One more thing, that Wargasm band is a different one you’re thinking of. This Wargasm is a “Nu Metal revival” band. Yes, that’s an actual thing.

  • @harryquinn493
    @harryquinn493 Год назад +2

    If you’ve watched the video the Dawg is watching you know EXACTLY who’s he’s laughing at at 24:00 mins in.

  • @EncoreASMR
    @EncoreASMR 9 месяцев назад +1

    Chics dig core and those bands sell tickets. The market stays alive on chics spending their cash

    • @EncoreASMR
      @EncoreASMR 9 месяцев назад

      Hilarious 😂 video

  • @compitanoes
    @compitanoes Год назад +3

    I’ve seen that channel on my youtube feed and I felt it is the perfect channel for christian/cult propaganda, full of clickbate tittles

  • @matthewhamilton5294
    @matthewhamilton5294 Год назад +3

    ????? Just checked out we came as romans. Horrible!!! Sounds like linkin park. Thats the last thing we need in the scene is more emotional crap crap screamo stuff!!!!

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Год назад

    👉🏻Stillbirth "Revive The Throne" music video. lolololol An Absolute Metal Treasure!

  • @mpvanriper
    @mpvanriper Год назад +3

    Revolver mag = 👎🏻

  • @KeymoEmbryo
    @KeymoEmbryo 6 месяцев назад

    JDawg's laughter is my lifeforce l..l,

  • @sandymullinax9422
    @sandymullinax9422 Год назад +2

    Hate I didn't meet you at carolina chainsaw massacre fest.

  • @chab__
    @chab__ Год назад +4

    Shoots heroine😂

  • @Grisu.
    @Grisu. Год назад +2

    how many canoes do you need on your lake? 0

  • @ManicMovesDrowsyDreams
    @ManicMovesDrowsyDreams Год назад

    I don't really care for the poser discourse, as entertaining as it can be. But I'd just wear that elitist label as a badge of honor, tbh. I hate that *core shit too except some djent which I guess is close musically. But those clean breaks, the boy band shit...ugh

  • @bubbaharrod2530
    @bubbaharrod2530 Год назад

    Metal core and death core gets millions of views, I can’t understand it!! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills

  • @metall1983
    @metall1983 Год назад +2

    J dawg you can do a better vid or get king fowley asking people questions at shows that would be gold 😂😅

  • @lifeeternal9823
    @lifeeternal9823 Год назад +2

    Yeah these videos suck 😂 if you want videos like this with actual metal musicians, though all mainstream for the most part, it’s metal injection.

  • @Mudjuggernog
    @Mudjuggernog Год назад

    For some reason, last days of humanity isn't on the archives

    • @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty
      @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty Год назад +4

      Metal Archives can be a bit selective on what's considered metal when it comes to bands within Grindcore or any of It's subgenres such as Goregrind or Pornogrind. For some reason they don't consider Last Days of Humanity to be metal which makes no sense to me.

  • @AerikVon
    @AerikVon Год назад

    These videos are painful and I am sorry that you have to review them 😖

  • @rob3580
    @rob3580 Год назад

    Keep em coming broski. Your hilarious 😂.

  • @kapriizais8278
    @kapriizais8278 Год назад +3

    MA is pretty hypocritical of their takes, there is plenty of metalcore and deathcore bands listed. Also a decent amount of bands that have nothing to do with metal whatsoever but a moderator is a fan of them, for example Rush, Alice in Chains. Basicly, if they like the band its listed. Also they list any sideprojects of metal artists even if that project is not metal, according to that logic they should list Slipknot based on the fact that some of their members are playing in actual metal bands that are listed. There are also stories that they have not accepted plenty of black metal bands that have too much "outside influence", but have stuff like deafheaven listed.
    My take is that they should stop being hypocritical, if they accept one band of a certain genre, then should accept all, and vice versa if not

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind Год назад +1

    Oh man, this was hilarious to watch.

  • @kellymckay1750
    @kellymckay1750 Год назад +5

    I love it when the Dawg does the little "weerpweerp weerp" hip hop scratching sound. HILLLARRIOUS.. I watched this CANOE🚣‍♂fest of a video(Garza is literally wearing a Coal Chamber shirt} and the P.C. filled answers by the "rockers" Revolver chose. Watching the Dawg break it down is, again, HILLLARRIOUS.

  • @williek6888
    @williek6888 Год назад

    "He'll yaaa bowlther, D666", he says... As he slowly becomes the next Def Leppard Boomer.

  • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
    @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад +1

    !!!!!!!! GWAR !!!!!!! is the greatest band n this universe or any other . . . But Mortician is the heaviest for sure 👍 \m/

  • @JakeBlazeEmcee
    @JakeBlazeEmcee Год назад

    Erik or Pat for Cannibal Corpse ? I prefer Erik, love all of pats work though

  • @patrickbertlein4626
    @patrickbertlein4626 Год назад +3

    9:39 nice Freudian slip.

  • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
    @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад +1

    We came as gay men WHO ???????

  • @illegalkiwi2193
    @illegalkiwi2193 Год назад

    btw, that wargasm is a completely different band to the wargasm you're thinking of, lol 😆

  • @HamaChanCutter
    @HamaChanCutter Год назад +3

    J-Dawg so out of the loop.. Courtney from Spiritbox and the other band Jinjer are at the top of the modern metalcore/deathcore female-fronted scene. Might even be more popular than Arch Enemy at this point. Maybe. You can tell that a lot of bands are jumping on that train and using more clean vocals now due to all 3 of their last releases.
    Can't wait to see his reaction to the Sick New World festival lineup! 😆

    • @kmartgoth8313
      @kmartgoth8313 Год назад +4

      @icankillbugs Bingo. My sentiments exactly.

    • @HamaChanCutter
      @HamaChanCutter Год назад +1

      I'm really not getting on J-Dawg for that. I was being humorous about it in a half serious way.

    • @maddoxsane4946
      @maddoxsane4946 Год назад +3

      Spiritbox, my bandmate is into them. It's just too clean for me personally. Some of these new blood can riff but they got that cookie cutter production, too high... I say that Immolation's Acts of God was a prime example of great high quality production

    • @SpergerKing
      @SpergerKing Год назад +2

      Spiritbox? She name the band after her unkempt virgina?

    • @HamaChanCutter
      @HamaChanCutter Год назад +1

      Better than her old band's name.. IWrestledABearOnce 😸

  • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
    @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад +3

    I love metal archives and never understood why jadawg always dogged em \m/

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 Год назад +4

      Why do they accept Rush and Deep Purple, but not Michael Schenker Group, Kiss and Alice Cooper?

    • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
      @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад

      @@odinsire3879 idk thats weird.

    • @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty
      @BrotherhoodofSteel-zh7ty Год назад +1

      I'm not sure about Rush but Deep Purple has more metal in their sound than the later bands you mentioned.

    • @Yeomannn
      @Yeomannn Год назад +2

      they have really weird standards and the people who run it are weird too

  • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
    @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад

    ???????????????? QU6ES6TI6ON ????????????? For the dog aka king devil. If you were forced at gun point to either stomp a dog or a cat to death what creature would you brutalize ?

  • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
    @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад

    Lol whimpisest death metal band sfu 😅😂 i was thinking it b4 the dawg said it hahahahahaha \m/

  • @calebhurlbert666
    @calebhurlbert666 Год назад

    Haven’t even finished but Alr banger

  • @mateo_metal666
    @mateo_metal666 Год назад

    Aw man I fucking hate spirit box

  • @user-ms9gv8xm5r
    @user-ms9gv8xm5r 10 месяцев назад

    I love that possed shirt I'm jelouse

  • @Hoyafyahboyacoya
    @Hoyafyahboyacoya Год назад

    If you dont know blood chalice you dont know metal brah brah \m/

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel4408 Год назад +3

    6:58 band you’re thinking about is prolly Motionless in White lol, they suck no surprise.

    • @JoeyQ12345
      @JoeyQ12345 Год назад +2

      The band name sounds like the aftermath of a Netflix n chill.

    • @Unleashedraider1985
      @Unleashedraider1985 Год назад

      That’s the band with the Marylin Manson look right? Fucking nauseating!!!

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Год назад +1

      @@JoeyQ12345 😂😂

  • @strongerthanevil6982
    @strongerthanevil6982 Год назад +1

    This is hilarious!

  • @unhallowed45
    @unhallowed45 Год назад +3

    Revolver has been high jacked by pink haired canoes they’re obsessed with diversity and feelings

  • @MyBichSustained
    @MyBichSustained Год назад

    Slipknots last 2 albums is pretty damn good....What would happen if your bands became mainstream?Would you drop them,quit selling their albums?....just curious.

  • @gpakqa
    @gpakqa Год назад

    Bahroneness rules.

  • @JoeyMarks666
    @JoeyMarks666 Год назад +1

    Hilarious!!!

  • @jamesgwarrior1981
    @jamesgwarrior1981 Год назад +1

    😄

  • @homuraakemi4559
    @homuraakemi4559 10 месяцев назад

    That thumbnail