Jschlatt Gives Thick Water to Content Creators - Chuckle Sandwich Compilation
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I feel like I’m watching people get peer pressured to do drugs
I think some of them already do drugs
@@danielchang4671 unrelated
@@diamondrhino64 it’s kinda related
@@danielchang4671 kinda i guess, but it was still not very relevant to the joke because they weren’t doing any drugs, and it’s extremely obvious that they have in the past so its not unknown knowledge at all.
by definition, it's just water
I’m morbidly curious what sparkling water would do if it were made thick
You have to stir the thickener in this would force most the carbonation to go away
That would indeed be a drink
Explode.
dude i love morbius
#modbiussweep
I adore Emma's ability to spin the "oh, the guest is confused and slightly weirded out by the thick water" bit and just... make THEM feel weirded out 10/10
"Water Milk Blood Cum"
Power move
Yeah. For every other "contestant", they were hesitant, and the crew were like "yeah, do it, do it!", but then Emma pulled out the c u m c a r d, and turned the tables on them.
Ngl it was a bit disturbing and attractive when she said “oh it’s cummy!” And went back for more
She is very good at that and I support that
Schlatt gave a lot of women some "thick water" back in 1999, too
_Well, it was closer to thick milk but..._
No please don’t say that
@@danielchang4671 _it was slightly chunky too..._
What the hell
(ಥ⌣ಥ)
"cummy textures" is certainly a phrase to think about.
Each time Schlatt has added more and more Thick mix, I worry for the future.
He’s just gonna be feeding them chunks of water eventually
Eventually the water will be the consistency of wet cement
Its getting thicker each guest. I am waiting for the 1l 20 scoop bottle they prepare and just add more on top. Wouldn't be surprised if at some point its just gello served
Man, I work in a retirement home and they actually serve this kind of stuff to some seniors cause they just choke on regular water. Its called Dysphagia, and it makes it difficult to swallow a lot of things, and making it thicker apparently helps with that. I always thought it looked so nasty though, its interesting to see people drink it that don't have Alzheimer's and can actually express what its like
We have a regular at the cafe I work at who has to use it. I don't know what condition she has beyond dysphasia, but she has to add a powder to thicken her tea and coffee.
"and they actually serve this kind of stuff" it's literally the purpose of its existence lol
YUP, i worked at a nursing home for a bit and we had 3 folks that needed it, one drank thick OJ it was odd
Same, we used to have a resident who would refuse to have it and drink all of his water out of the tap. If it’s doctors orders than legally we have to give it to them.
I’ve worked in hospital food services and brought thickened drinks to patients a lot. I tried a thickened apple juice once and it tasted fine, but the texture was just sooooo off putting.
Fucking killed me when Emma just went "Oh it's cummy!" 🤣
Bet she a freak
“It’s like a cold load”
@@FullMetalToga hot
"It's like a cold load"
I'm halfway imagining how that would feel coming out and I'm very uncomfortable.
You just absorb the water and digest whatever thickener was used
"You're not doing a very good job stirring these"
"Oh, would you like to stir it next time?"
"No, I think you'd probably throw a fit"
Man DESTROYED him
absolutely love ted and schlatt's dynamic, both at each others throats and the best of friends at the same time
Time Stamps (why not):
0:00 - Jaiden Animations
1:00 - Cereal
1:15 - Ethan Nestor
2:52 - Freddie Wong
4:55 - Emma Langevin
6:50 - Captain Sparkles
9:59 - Ranboo
ty
Who the fuck is Cereal
@@Penultimeat cereal
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Shlatt adds two scoops to CaptainSparklez' cup and said he never made it that thick before, next clip he gives Ranboo three scoops and asks how come it's so thick
"oh, it's cummy!"
>Goes for seconds
Excuse me?
Emma’s reaction is still my favourite
"Oh, it's cummy!"
“Oh it’s cummy”
"a full load"
@@santiagovilaaa6248 cold load* not full lmao.
I work at a nursing home and I gave that a try a couple weeks ago. That shits foul
Why are you giving thick water to the elderly
@@jonblon-II Makes it easier to swallow, since most old people at nursing homes don't have too good jaw strength
@@jonblon-II They serve this kind of stuff at the retirement home I work at too. Some seniors just choke on regular water, I think its a condition called Dysphasia, which just makes it difficult to swallow anything, but I guess making things thicker helps with that somehow.
I love how the bits of this podcast evolved. It went from Charlie eating a random vegetable everytime to Thicc Water
BRO THE WAY YOU COULD TELL RANBOO WAS STARING WITH SUCH DESPAIR
The way they introduce it every time gets me so bad
For those wondering, can do this with xanthum gum, cornstarch, other gelling agents. It’s basically pre-oobleck
Hehe.
Pre.
Oh... so... it's just Edible Cum-Lube... but not lube-y...
Pre oobleck I hate that
I love how he silently slams down the Thick Now while everyone continues talking like it’s normal
I love watching their faces as it gets poured.it’s hilarious
Emma said "cummy" way too much lmao
I used to work in a nursing home and we had a thing where we drank lemonade, milk, coffee and tea with it to see what it's like and I ended up throwing up and passing out after, I genuinely hated the feeling
Thick milk sounds awful af
@@OnlySushiCat that's just milkier milk
I bet this “thick water” smells like a thousand corpses just like it did back in 1999
Well, he had to dispose of the corpses somehow, didn't he?
Actually it smells chemically. Slightly.
protein powder is a little bit *thin* for what we're doing
Yall could definitely just look it up but if your wondering “why the fuck this stuff exists” my cousin has to drink his liquids with this thickener because he had a tracheotomy, aka a hole in his throat with a tube, but water is fucking disgusting with it, he uses it to drink gatorade lmao
thicc aid
Oh fuuuuck, I haven't seen Ethan since Unus Annus, he's definitely rocking the untrimmed look
I finally placed it, he looks like Ezio back in like AC2 when he was young and got his scar, ie, a total lady-killer.
If I remember correctly, Ethan and Mark tried to make Thick water, but failed twice during Unus Annus. The first time Mark drank the corn water from a can of Del Monte Corn (and asked for a sponsorship only to get more corn), while Ethan made ooblek by mixing cornstarch into water. It made Ethan sick, but at least he tried it for science. The second time they added Xanthium gum, Jello, and a few other things to a tub of water in an attempt to have a thick water apple bob. That did not go well either as the gum turned into what looked like pieces of chewed gum and the water did not get thick enough. They then had to buy premade thick water and did a few experiments with it.
that water do be thicc doe
it reminds me of backwash water and spit. i wanna gag just from the close ups.
I'm supposed to mix that with my liquids on account of my diet and health problems. But my body doesnt keep it down. Even in the smallest dose. I have a whole pantry full of different kinds. I like the chocolate kind.
But yeah, it's also like a cold load lmao its gross plain.
Mace Windu: Take a seat Young Skywalker
Charlie: Take a sip Freddie
It just thankful to see Jaden out making IRL content!
Question for people that for any disgraceful reason tried it: Does it taste like water or gets an odd, funny flavour because of the powder?
I worked at a hospital that gave it to patients who had trouble swallowing and tried it once to see what it was like. It really only tastes like water, but so much of what we consider “water” to be is from it’s texture, so it’s still pretty off putting. Thick apple juice is excellent though, it’s sort of syrupy and sweet.
you cant actually taste what water tastes like we only get texture and temperature
Also depends on the thickener. Starch may have different aftertaste than gum. Personally I wouldn't drink it with just water, heck just water can have funny flavours depending from where it comes, quality of pipes, spring, types of minerals, if there are any additives or not, temperature or your personal mental image of it (placebo/imagination).
But it the idea isn't different from jello and thick broths and soups. So mix it with a good juice or tea it should be good. For me personally when had tried it few times - it felt like not fully finished jello (only difference is that jello does melt). With water I wouldn't say I had much difference, but I would assume, if it isn't fully stirred, you could feel the powder (not necessarily taste it).
So CVS sells thick-it which i had due to a health reason. It has a slight chemically smell and after taste. Not bad, just slightly noticeable. Most people make it seem worse than it is though definitely
Most thickening agents taste like sh-. I prefer the ones made with tapioca powder cause it feels less powdery and tastes slightly less bad. Honestly I hate thick water, I’d say it’s always best thickening something else like apple juice or milk.
I want to try it after seeing their reactions
Not surprised about Ethans reaction seeing he had two types before.
best film thing ever, on just the transitions alone it should win an award🏆
I watched this exclusivly for Jordans reaction and it did not disappoint.
I have technically had thick water, in that something I did was when my mom made jello after being in the fridge for a while it becomes thick but still liquidy so I put it in a cup and drank it and it was good
Tbf, you had something more akin to thick fruit punch than thick water
Thick water is made with a special powder, so technically you didn’t, it’s a VERY unique drink, it’s thick in the way like glue is thick sorta, way different from half set jello
The issue with jello is that it melts inside your mouth, so it's close, but not the same.
3:30 as someone who has previously worked at a Walgreens I can attest that our other products also share such a complex naming convention, such as our sleeping pills named “sleep ” and caffeine pills named “awake”
I imagine it is like half chewed banana
ranboo looks SO much different than i expected
I love Emma’s reaction
It is just Smirnoff Ice.
I imagine SOME people would be fine with a warm, thick liquid to drink...
(Spitters are quitters)
i’m not sure why ordering someone to ‘get thirsty’ is so funny to me
when i worked at a special needs school i had to mix thick water several times a day (the kids had to bring their own powder from home which was bullshit extra bills the parents had to muster, donate to schools for low functioning kids, everything built for them is stupidly expensive and they are underfunded) and schlat absolutely overloaded those glasses.
one scoop of that size is more than enough to make someone gag and if it's too viscose it won't feel as weird, slightly thick is worse than a slough, kind of different is way worse than completely different. also try feeding that shit to someone else with a spoon and tell me how your stomach handles that
6:46 simulfacepalm
thick water is a shitshow to chug
that intro…
All I can think of is Oh, Hello. The Too Much Tuna bit.
Holy shit, I didn't even recognize Ethan at first, man's really had a glow-up of sorts since UA ended.
They’re like mafia members interrogating people with thick water.
Honestly powdered thickener doesn’t work well with liquid the jell or liquid thickener does the job a lot better
I think I just chuckled a little bit in my drawers.
They're really riding the thick water train
So nice of "shlatt" to offer the "guests" some thick "water"
emma being the one who makes the others "uncomfortable" XD
6:28 Knowing damn well she’s familiar to the texture.
1:17 oh my fucking god. I have the exact same greatful dead x chinatown market hoodie that shlatt is wearing
I love how Schlatt goes “oh I’m sorry, would you like to stir it next time?” And Ted says “no you’d probably throw a fit” and just stares at him and Schlatt doesn’t say anything cause he knows Ted is right😂
Developing such an ungodly urge to try that cold load Walgreens water that only worsens with the cringe of each of their victims
I’m going to start carrying a bottle of thick water around
Heck naw, they had the Captain on here
Banger episode
Me, an unus annus veteran having flashbacks when Ethan appears
This made me wanna watch some Captain Sparklez
I worked briefly in a nursing home.The different levels of thickened liquid all taste different
as someone who has asthma caused by reflux and aspiration, I used to never drink (I have a feeding pump that would pump electrolytes etc into me but that’s not the only reason I have it) so I would use liquid thickener so I could drink, and let me tell you, now I’ve stopped using it, if I ever had to use it again I’d most definitely throw up on the spot, it’s just not a good time
Seeing short king Jordan next to Ted and Schlatt
It causes me so much pain just to watch it be poured. I hate it.
Looks Interesting
Eyyy jadans wearing a Godzilla shirt
This potion gives 1 hp of damage
I wonder how well the ol' thick now would work with alcohol?
When Ethan was trying the thicc water i was having unus annus war flashbacks
5:25 do we have a spit bucket? me: AHHHH
The girl saying what everyone was thinking
i loved how jaiden would just drink it throughout the episode
I don't follow him, but I genuinely can't tell if CaptainSparklez is Greek or Jewish. He has prominent features of both, and the things he's saying here make me want to say Jewish, but that could just be from my familiarity and experience. (Jews love bagels. Don't question me, I'm a Jew, so I know we love bagels)
He’s jewish! I searched it up, and he’s had a bar mitzvah! you’re right! I didn’t know y’all liked bagels, I don’t like em myself but bagels are nice
Fellow Jew here, bagels fuckin slap
why is captain sparklez just ripped lol
6:05 I could never reveal anything of that caliber.
I would chug the thick water tbh😂😂
Where are the chuckle sandwich uploads
Thick monster energy drink….
I am not used to seeing Ethan not being goofy every sec.
I gagged just from watching this video ._.
I just clicked to see what thick water was lmao
could one obtain thick water by just adding cornstarch?? or do i have to buy a thickening agent..
It’s literally just a bottle of coom
They never make it thick enough
SHEESH Freddie Wong got so old and small
4:14 why the fuck does Charlie sound like a goddamn Mob Boss
it looks like resin
or corn syrup
or cough syrup
Ethan drinking thick water is giving me [redacted] flashbacks
“Like a cold load”
Emma radiates enough Chad energy to generate electricity to all of America (and I'm not even from the continent)
emma got me bricked
I ONLY WANT IT THICK.
I mean the water, of course. What were you thinking?
I keep forgetting Sparklez has Markiplier height
What is the thinnest drink?
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