Malenia CONFRONTS Miquella’s SECRET Plan?!
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2024
- Malenia, Blade of Miquella, finally discovers what her brother Miquella has been up to in Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erdtree, and she's not happy. And neither is Melina, Ranni the Witch, and all his other siblings! Why is he with Radahn?! Is Mohg secretly innocent?! Messmer the Impaler is very confused.
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#eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit 
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With the DLC being out for nearly 3 weeks now, hopefully this isn’t such a massive reveal lmao. While an item description does list Malenia’s involvement, we’ll just say she never had the full idea :3
“Prank ‘em, Malenia!”
“Ha, you already know!”
Been getting more into World of Warcraft lately. Already used Sally in a video before, might use another, but who knows?
Please do another Uno video with Miquella Malenia and Messmer 😂
Hey, do you have any tips for voice creation? I've been wanting to give a shot at this since undeadhumor stopped making them.. and reddit isn't the friendliest place I've seen for stuff like this, so it would be nice to hear any advice. Thank you if you've seen this
Yeah, I think a little less than a month is good for the spoilers. Anyone bitches about it, don't mind them.
Massive reveal only for those mortals who still struggle 😂🤣
I believe the item is about what Malenia said to Radahn before she nuked the world with space aids and it was roughly something along the lines of (your consorts awaits you)
Messmer is having a mental breakdown in the corner. I’ll pay for the therapy appointments.
That's the way of the Oldest sibling
Bro is about to just lock himself in the shadow realm and be happy about it thus time
nicest step mom ever
For which therapy tho? His sibling issues or mother issues?
@@larsbohmer6319 yes
Morgott: you get used to it
Messmer: really?
Morgott: Nope😢
Morgott: Every time I turn around this family gets worse
Godwyn: “It’ll only get worse in the sequel.”
Morgott: “Wait you can talk? All this time, with the Deathblight and your soul being destroyed. And you could talk.”
Godwyn: “I could never get a word in… You guys talk a lot.”
Ryhard: Together!!!
@@Zhtrikmorgott:fair enough
Fun fact, technically us as the player are in the same boat as a hidden part of the lore tells us we are illegitimate child of marika
“These CANNOT be my siblings”
-The pokey boi
Says the guy that was good older brother to Radahn and met with Miquella when he entered shadow lands
@@diooverheaven6561radahn is the exception
Everyone likes Radahn
@@TheRealGodfreyi don't
@@Psub950I’m talking lore Radahn
Game Radahn is basically as follows
DLC: not fully himself, more like a husk fighting
Festival: “you aren’t yourself when you’re hungry”
Lancer from fate
"I beat the alligations 💪. Everyone say sorry! 😎"
Mohg 2024
well 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 he is so funny
So sorry my prince of blood!
Sorry
Mohg being so hyped about beating the alligations is so funny
free my man mohg!!!
Wouldn’t you not be happy if you beat such allegations?
His life and dead are hell... but at least he is a free omen
Miquella - Radahn consented...
Radahn - No the fuck I didn't!
remember radahn pick leonard than miquella. if he picked him miquela doesnt need mohg body
Radahn: when i said "over my dead body" i wasnt being literal!
When mindcontrol or heartsteal enters the equation, all manner of consent goes out of the window.
Given how vague the actual lore is and the fact that miquella had to send malenia to kill Radhan, it’s fair to that that radhan not consenting is canon.
Though he did
Radahn doesn’t fight you in the DLC because he wants to help Miquella, he fights you because he’s going to beat your ass for killing Leonard
This is my new headcanon
OMG NOOOO.
CURSE YOU MIQUELLA!
Radahn:Tarnished I do not care that you want to stop Miquilla but Leonard's soul demands Justice. Justice AND YOUR BLOOD *Meteor metal pipe sounds*
I thought he did it because there's no way a true warrior like radahn would turn down a rematch
@@outrider8569 also that, but leonard comes first
The family tree do be looking like a family circle now, Marika.
You mean a elden ring
@@shadowbolthaseo1861 ha
@shadowbolthaseo1861 The Elden Ring for The Elden Twink.
@@shadowbolthaseo1861it’s just the order of the greater will
Radagon is so proud of his sons for keeping it in the family.
“You Mique-lested Mohg” is top 3 wildest Elden Ring quotes 🤣
Which is factually wrong
@@_Chaosnight_
It's not. It's straight up confirmed in the DLC.
@@davidnewhart2533 The community thought Mogh was Moghlester, but now, he was falsely accused and was Miquelested.
@@threefs2082 Moghlester was in fact, Moghlested.
@@majormajorasic he never stood a chance
I like how Mogh is characterized as just being a normal person now that he's free of Miquela's curse. Like he doesn't have any bravado or anything and it was all just Miquela's weird magic. It's so funny to see him just being a dude and definitely fits the younger brother to the serious Morgott now
Because he was normal! It was all miquella fault
Besides his Obsession with Blood, yes. Mogh is normal
@@larsbohmer6319 Well nurses and medical technicians are also obsessed with blood lol
@@miriamemanueleforneris3701 Yeah the crazy leader of a blood cult devoted to a goddes of pain, suffering and death is totally normal
And he definitely didn't abduct, indoctrinate, murder, sacrifice and enslave people long before taking Miquella
I love how mohg is just the genuine goat now
Like seriously everyone loves mohg now
Before dlc: "Where's RR Martin's contribution here? I don't see it."
After dlc: "THERE HE FUCKING IS"
i mean besides the selfcest with radagonika.
Or marika doing worse things than cersei?
If its eldrith horrors and crumbling civilizations, not to mention some of the greatest friends and bros, it was probably Hidetaka Miyazaki. If its weird sexual things and relationsships, its certainly Martin.
@@hendrikgreiner8449 aside from the debatable lorian lothric thing.. dude likes his femboys.
“If Mom can do it, why can’t I?” is pretty much Miquella in a nutshell
Sometimes it takes a real man to be best girl
Yea pretty much
Miquella and Malenia are just Marika and Radagon but with the genders flipped
@@thejuiceking2219FUCK! YOUR RIGHT! I wasted so much time trying to understand as much of the lore and only now realized this when you said it out loud.
@@SnailSnail-lo4pm Not best girl, Miquella is not peak
Morgott and Messmer getting along by absolutely despising there siblings is honestly perfect
And both were abandoned by their mother, so that helps with their relationship
@@americarival2095 even better honestly. No wonder why I liked both of these bosses, they’re the most relatable.
They even both still yearn for their mother's love, but when they die they now know they have been forsaken. Messmer curses her, while Morgott just accepted it.
Would Mesmer want to kill Morgott for being an Omen / aka a horn bearer/ or would he vibe with him as they are both wholly devoted to Marika and the order. And hate thier afflictions.
@@dennisbatye1932One of Morgott’s titles is “the Grace-Given” so I think Messmer would be chill. Probably a little creeped out at first but chill when the disclose how much they both hate their siblings.
"if mom can do it why can't i"
Mom rizzed up her self
And at least the other 2 men were outside the family
@@DonPetexXOther man and woman*
Miquella: Radahn you are my husband now.
Radahn: I miss Leonard! WHERE IS LEONARD?!?
Radahn: help me!
Call the police 😨😰😬
No you agreed to it so shut up and stop whining
Radhan: Hello 9-1-1! There a strange boy that Is trying tò force me in a marriage
Jerren: im coming brother
@@miriamemanueleforneris3701*Hangs up*
Because people would totally believe the little boy is the molester right?
"Guys help me, he doesn't know what 'no' means." 😂
Sorry Mohg
Yeah yeah that's right say you're sorry to the Lord of blood yeah that's right now his dynasty doesn't sound so stupid now now does it
@@wolfbane7497 no his dynasty still sounds stupid 💀
@@waltuh665 well we can't ascend without an empyrean to godhood but we can still carve out some kind of empire in the Eternal City so that's something
@@wolfbane7497 Yay a Dynasty of blood, pain and suffering to satiate the blood thirst of a Goddes of suffering and death
Yeah no Mohg is still awful, his cult and Dynasty are bad and Mohg still took Miquella, it was his own fault for getting charmed
@@_Chaosnight_ he didn't go there looking for him he got Charmed from a distance to be compelled to go there look how hard it is to get to the haelic tree you mean to tell me Mhog managed to get there without some help
"You get used to it" morgott know very well.
Every Tarnished:
“My apologies Lord Mohg”
"I'm a free man
Say sorry 😂😂😂
Messmer having an existential crisis and Morgott vaguely trying to calm him down is hilarious.
"Who we tough was the moghlester, was actually getting miquelested."
I love the idea that Messmer and Morgot just bond over being the most sane out of Marika's kids.
And theyre all finally having a family discussion in the afterlife
“PrEaCh It SiStEr👹” -Mogh 2024
Messmer: Mother left me but not THEM?! Why?!
"They'll get their turn later."
Tbf, is that not what the shattering was?
@@prehistoriccreator9600technically.. yes 😂 she left them all afterall
You misunderstood Messmer, Marika was simply hiding you from your siblings for your sake. You'll thank her later.
Tarnished: *Sipping Crimson Flask*
"Cause she knew full well of everyone you were the ONLY person here mildly capable of surviving on your own."
The only one I simp for is the GREAT JAR WARRIOR ALEXANDER
Honestly ever since I found the enemies that are jar warriors without the jar, I can't look at alexander the same eay again. I always thought it was the pot itself that was sentient...not the mound of meat inside the pot piloting it.
@@kempolar9768 read his talisman's item description
@@kempolar9768the ones in the DLC are different from the ones in the base game, with one massive difference;
Base game: only dead people inside the jars.
DLC: Living people are shoved into the jars.
@@kempolar9768 the base game ones basically go around collecting the flesh of dead warriors to add to their own, they are the jar, the shadow ones are what the hornsent did to all of Marika's people
@sirderpington4489 Also, their normal death is just releasing all that inside around a minor erdtree so those warriors can be reborn
Messmer joins the cast and now has to consider whether or not he should just return to his broom closet.
I can't get over Mohg yelling out "PREACH IT SISTER!!!" 😂😂😂😂
Since UndeadHumor is done with ER, will there be new therapist?
I want to be next one but I'm only in teen so I need new computer is broken but I do make fanfic if you want to check it out is in my channel descriptions
@@darkbunny1238 milicent is that you?
@@arturouribebertolotti1169
no I'm not Millicent Millicent doesn't even play genshin oh wait yeah maybe idk but look I'm not Millicent
"Preach it Sister" - Mohg
😭
Edit: Spelling correction, thanks @robertgriffin7389
Preach sister!!!!
Malenia on mohg side. This Is not something i thought i could never see.... What a wonderful day
"It"
PREACH IT!
I love Radahn in this.
"He consented"
"Help, he doesn't know what 'no' means."
It's so funny, and so true.
I choose to believe this is the cannon
Completely over looking the vow Radahn and Miquella made which is mentioned multiple times and pretty clearly shows Radahn did in fact consent to this
Edit: people keep claiming Radahn was charmed even tho there is absolutely no evidence to support that claim, nothing says that anywhere, not even a hint, Fromsoft would've mentioned this somewhere, in some form if that was the case, like they have done with other character's, unless you have prove to support that claim don't even bother making that argument
@@_Chaosnight_
1- There is a relatively high likelihood that Miquella had already charmed Radahn at that point, at the very least there is no evidence against it
2- We only see Miquella's part of the vow, it is entirely unclear what exactly Radahn agreed to, not to mention that it's also not entirely unlikely that Radahn at first refused and was then charmed and agreed, etc.
There is very little information about the details and circumstances of the vow, so any fan theory is valid until there is more information, which we unfortunately wont get.
@_Chaosnight_ not really from what I read it seems he was considered his consort but it never actually says he agreed to it unless you are referring to something I haven't it's why there are multiple debates on if he agreed to it or not
@@_Chaosnight_ the vow was made even before the shattering. after that, radahn appears to have refused, so that's why miquella sent malenia to kill him
I like the thought of Messmer and Morgot being buds due to their disappointment in their siblings. XD
Messmer’s snakes are emotional support pets
Messmer and Morgott being on the same wavelength is the most lore accurate
Rahni has no room to talk for what she did to her stepbrother. And i love how i never see Rykard. He said "im gonna stay in my manor avoiding these clowns"
Dude was doing some pretty heinous crap in that castle.
he doesnt know what to feel about the fact there's a superior snake boi
@@RandomPerson-qv1lh"There is always a bigger snake." - Rykard to Messmer, probably
The concerning amount of incest in Elden Ring makes a lot more sense when you remember that George R.R. Martin was heavily involved in making this games story
(Rahdan blink twice if you need help)
Yeah what IS with all the incest in Martin's works?
*Rahdan blinking a goddamn War And Peace calling for help.*
Radahn: *Tries getting the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code*
who tf is George R.R.? i'm serious.
@@xd5909 he wrote a song of ice and fire (game of thrones) and designed the world and lore for elden ring
This is gold😂Mohg is in the corner celebrating while Malenia is about to whip Miquellas ass and Radahn is just sitting there uncomfortably like, “please save me…”
Radahn once said
"Yea, we can marry. Over my dead body. Weirdo"
And Miquella took him on that bet
“You get used to it.” Bro just wants to retire.
I'm surprised there was no jokes about Radahn inhabiting Mohg's reanimated corpse
Well I did forget about that tidbit, but here’s fact I discovered
Since he does inhabit his body, Mohg and Radahn (DLC) are the same height in-game
@@Esponea_482and also don't forget Melania was in on it she nuked Khalid on his orders to kill radahn
@@Esponea_482quite true, actually if you take the promised consort radahn and compare his size to starscourge radahn, consort radahn looks like a midget. It really kinda helps show how much this body he is using is not even close to his, which makes me wonder how strong the dude actually was with both his body and soul in his prime.
@@xanderjones853Strong enough to carve his own kingdom out of the Golden Order. On top of that, he then proceeded to be able to fight off the Golden Order and the destiny of the Stars, while being on his death bed. Your character is the first character in an age, to be able to euthanize Radahn. That wasn't a fight, that was you trying to give him an honorable death.
MY BOY MOGH FREE, HE GOT MOGHLESTED
*Miquellested
MELANIA YOU WHERE IN ON IT YOU NUKED HIM TO KILL HIM
She is trying to shift the Blame
To be extremely fair, we could argue that she was also charmed like Mohg was, but until then, i agree she is only trying to shift the blame.
If Miquella indeed charmed Malenia it makes things even worse, Miquella is luke trying to build a harem of incest that will put alabama to shame.
Malenia turning on Miquella is just gold.
"Prank em Malenia"
Radahn: "Not again!"
This is so funny, especially Radahn, Morgott and Messmer's lines LMAO
" you get used to it " killed me 😂😂😂
No more mohglested, we have miquellested.
Wait until Messmer realizes Morgott is an omen (they look almost identical to the hornsents)
And then realize Morgott and Mohg were also abandoned by Marika.Would be nice.
Exactly Morgotts dying the moment Messmer realizes what he is
I don't think you realize this but they're the same species
Oh right... we forgott Messmer is possibly the most racist of the family, after Marika of course
@@arturouribebertolotti1169 he may not raccist just have a mom issue
he just royal and belive in whatever she command
Imagine being isolated for eons and one day you learn you have 8 siblings.
and 8 nephews
@@davisiotta489 Hold on, eight nephews? When did Marika have grandkids besides half a dozen girls!?
@@discountplaguedoctor88 Godefroy, Godrick, Rya, Milicent, Mary, Maureen, Amy, Polyanna
@@davisiotta489 I already mentioned those last six.
@@davisiotta489 not even just rya, iirc all of the man-serpents are rykard's children
Messmer be questioning things
Morgott be like: first time?
I'm happy to see Miquella join the cast
Messmer sounds like very, very disappointed Big Brother.
Poor Mohg
The ending was so funny as Messmer questioned if these are his siblings and Morgot you've get used to it. While Malenia doing the yapping against Miquella as Mohg getting back his freedom and was happy to beat the allegations at the sidelines.
"I'M A FREE MAN!" Caught me so off guard. 😂😂😂
Messmer and Morgott being the only 2 reasonable people is lore accurate I think
“We are sorry Mohg” we all say in unison
Miril is about to be swimming in runes with all these future therapy sessions
wrong channel for that
That was UndeadHumor channel and they're done with Elden Ring videos
Rykard being unable to fit through the gate is wondering if "TOGETHAAAAAA" is really an appropriate thing to say at the moment
Ok out of all the ai voices this is the best. Mesmer and morgott at the end had me reeling 😂😂😂
“Guys help… he’s doesn’t know what No means”
Radahn is a victim too, idgaf what y’all think
True, he was minding his business when Miquella sent Melania to grab his soul.
And he got rotted so he got grabbed by him.
It's funny how in this skit Malenia is acting like she doesn't have anything to do with the whole situation and acting shocked, like she didn't whisper to Radahn that miquella was waiting for him before nuking him.
Where is Rykard? He is FAMILEH after all.
do not leave him out😣
FAMILEE
FAMILEEEE TOGETHAAAAAA
Fr the Lord of blasphemy needs to be here
Morgott to Messmer: "First time?"
“Allegations slain”
Mogh- probably
Funny thing is the battle of aonea was because he didn't take no for an answer from radahn
Miquel-Lested mogh 😂😂😂😂😂 this is gold
Radahn being Patrick Seitz actually sounds really good.
Finally! The lord of blood is no longer the Moghlester
IM A FREE MAN!!
-mohg
radahn getting that miquella backshots
Malenia was fully behind his crazy ass plans, she was probably given like half the plan and still waited for him like Messmer waiting for Marika
"PREACH IT SISTER!" he sounded so prouf 😂
Sorry Mogh.
That's right say you're sorry the mogwin dynasty doesn't sound so stupid right now now does it
I Always belived in mohg innocence! Im a faithfull knight of Blood
@@miriamemanueleforneris3701 * I walked up and rubbed your head * " good boy "
Malenia was in on it why is she surprised?
(Source: Young lion's helm)
Some say she was charmed, but it’s debated
I just had her not know the full thing for the bit
@@Esponea_482No way she was charmed, she's the reason why he created his order and Haligtree. Also Malenia was part of the vow too.
Her armour description has a quote from her saying how much like a god Miquella is and how he made her a promise. Miquella most likely planned on using his godhood to cure her.
That's what i'm saying! She shouldn't be surprised
She might not have known about Mohg being charmed
@@Psub950she can't be charmed because she's already the host of an outer god.. if miquela was that strong he would just defeat (charm) the elden beast and use its power to make the world he wants to see
Miquella: Radahn consented.
Radahn: He is holding my horse hostage.
you are a natural when it comes to coming up with a script. please keep these shorts coming!
Well since mogh beat the allegation i will say in the bottom on my heart:
Mogh lord of blood, son of godfrey and brother of morgott, im sorry for insulting you call you a insect pedo and jump on you whit my mimica tear in the past, also your weapon is cool as fuck you second phase is also cool and you are one of the most dripiest demi-god i ever know
We knights of the mohgwin dinasty Will make your name great again!
Preach dude! PREACH!
poor messmer😢
Margit and Messmer bounding over how horrible the family tree is, is honestly the funniest shit I’ve ever thought about lmao
I love this Community so much!
malenia was actually waiting for miquella to return from the divine gate. she knew about the miquerizz
My man Mohg over here traumatized 😭🙏
How is messmar and morgott the only normal siblings
Mohg was mind controlled, for a very long time.
Normal in terms of this family
Hence why I used Scarlet Aeonia in my fight against Miquella the Tickla
Radahn asking for help in that tone is pretty funny
Apologize to Mohg right now!
Damn right. And I appeeciate the fact that you actually spell Mohg's name correctly.
"Preach it sister💅"
- Lord "I am the victim here" Mohg
Radahn really said "WHAT! HELP ME!!"
"Guys help he doesn't know what "no" means" fucking killed me and I don't know why 😂
Shame on you Miquella! no means no!
There's zero evidence that Radahn said no
@@Psub950we're not talking about radahn.
Sorry Mohg.
Miquelested is great btw
MIGUE-LESTED OMFG 😂😂😂
“Guys help he doesn’t know what “no” means.”
Poor Radahn getting screwed over by almost every Empyrean lol
Radahn: I feel something coming inside of me 😢
I love how you tied so much of Mohg's original personality to Miquella's curse, to the point that when it's taken away Mohg is just a dude. An Omen, no less subject to the rejection and fear of the Lands Between, but still just a dude who probably has a lot of character development to catch up on.
Like he probably doesn't even practice bloodflame anymore, but retaining his desire to set himself apart from the Erdtree rather than chase it like his brother Morgott, Mohg embraces his Omen side by committing to the very crucible that gave it to him.
Thus comes Crucible Knight Mohg.
Rykard: all My siblings TOGETHAAAA
Messmer and Morgott hugging each other, sobbing in the corner of the room