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  • @Pyraax
    @Pyraax  3 года назад +7351

    the song is actually a remix(?) and it's called Gotye - WokeUpLikeThis

  • @thatposhcat5015
    @thatposhcat5015 3 года назад +17626

    the payday gang can ressurect a human as the president, and you're telling me they can't get a thermal drill that won't break after 0.3 seconds

    • @eldritchgod4308
      @eldritchgod4308 3 года назад +2606

      In the words of hoxton: "Who sold us this drill, the cops?"

    • @morphenic4141
      @morphenic4141 3 года назад +785

      Not even the gods can get what you're asking for

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 3 года назад +348

      At least you can slap it back to life.

    • @cbcuc-lrpb9566
      @cbcuc-lrpb9566 3 года назад +442

      guys, the thermal shit, go get it

    • @arypramana6154
      @arypramana6154 3 года назад +364

      Whoa whoa whoa you're asking too much there brother, they're heisters not miracle workers

  • @DialoX
    @DialoX 3 года назад +15000

    The feel when robbing a jewlery store turns into reincarnating your anonymous hacker god boss into the president of the United states

  • @themarauder6739
    @themarauder6739 3 года назад +2890

    "Alright, boys, we've got ourselves a tight job. Today we'll be awakening Cthulu from his ancient slumber."

    • @nitroboostn2o
      @nitroboostn2o 3 года назад +173

      "How much are we getting paid?"

    • @Oliver-yo4st
      @Oliver-yo4st 3 года назад +99

      Stealth only

    • @ryanvanderweel5450
      @ryanvanderweel5450 3 года назад +159

      9 trillion dollars but 8.55 trillion is in offshore

    • @dr.fellgood216
      @dr.fellgood216 3 года назад +22

      Now why in hell are they taking my job

    • @TheRascal767
      @TheRascal767 3 года назад +43

      Guys the wiji board, go get it

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 3 года назад +3281

    This meme literally made me watch a 6 hour lore guide

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual
    @ThatSpecificIndividual 3 года назад +13525

    I absolutely love it when a seemingly normal game has absolutely bonkers lore.

    • @tp4bunghole108
      @tp4bunghole108 3 года назад +382

      Tf2

    • @HausAbendrot
      @HausAbendrot 3 года назад +163

      Bugsnax

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 3 года назад +219

      you think payday is normal? two words, dodge build

    • @TangySauce
      @TangySauce 3 года назад +92

      Ya like, oh this is fun and uhh now bain is the fuck8ng us president

    • @brandonvelde5774
      @brandonvelde5774 3 года назад +136

      Ace Combat is the key example of this.

  • @DragK0n
    @DragK0n 3 года назад +4301

    The fact the the pd2 crew started from a bank to prepareing to start a ritual to swap bodies

  • @Sniff86245
    @Sniff86245 3 года назад +553

    Payday 1: actual lore
    Payday 2: Obama with a minigun and flamethrower cooking meth and bhopping around bullets while also drinking whisky

    • @ma3oxvict727
      @ma3oxvict727 3 года назад +3

      Obama in Joker suit with a minigun and flamethrower cooking meth and bhoping around the bullets while also drinking whisky*

    • @fadlanal-amsi9839
      @fadlanal-amsi9839 3 года назад +27

      *JOBAMA*

    • @capotao6272
      @capotao6272 3 года назад +15

      @@fadlanal-amsi9839 BINBIDEN

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 2 года назад +16

      *“you can’t gangster fire (exhausted inhale) WITH A MINIGUN....”*

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 года назад +7

      Michelle uhhh we gotta burn down Gotham. It's uhhh it's about sending a message.

  • @Brunoki22
    @Brunoki22 3 года назад +3323

    Reminder that in PayDay 1, you were the one responsible for starting the Left 4 Dead virus by infecting patient zero with it, so shit was messed from the start
    Edit: okay, okay, I get it. This mission is not canon and I got some things wrong there. I thought everything was canon in these games, even the goat stuff lol.

    • @burntbacn
      @burntbacn 3 года назад +657

      Yep. Good thing it was retconned into Murkywater bombing the hospital and inadvertantly preventing the green flu.
      Also, you didn't infect the patient with it. They were already infected, you just take samples of the virus from them.

    • @ishid_anfarded_king
      @ishid_anfarded_king 3 года назад +293

      Also the overdrill secret with the 70 gold bars is canon, and there's text saying that the gold will be used in a secret

    • @Harper180
      @Harper180 3 года назад +59

      WAIT WHAT

    • @anonymus5637
      @anonymus5637 3 года назад +356

      @@ishid_anfarded_king So 4 heisters survived more than an hour and a half against the entire police force of the Unites States in order to take a gold that would allow them to transport Bain's soul into the President of the Unites States... got it

    • @vividzx8034
      @vividzx8034 3 года назад +81

      @@burntbacn if murkywater didn't exist then l4d would start

  • @vulcan5567
    @vulcan5567 3 года назад +7210

    "Aight boys we're robbin the bank and we're gonna get rich"
    "Aight boys I have no clue what the hell's going on anymore"

  • @richardlong1709
    @richardlong1709 3 года назад +15783

    Start: Guys the thermal drill, go get it
    End: Kill God

    • @uwot25meme81
      @uwot25meme81 3 года назад +110

      Jeez

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +707

      *ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS*

    • @geoduck0269
      @geoduck0269 3 года назад +328

      God looks eerily like a giant bulldozer with a pumpkin for a head

    • @FallinWizard
      @FallinWizard 3 года назад +275

      ok so, how does one stealth “Kill God”?

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +169

      @@FallinWizard oh easy have a judge with the monolith and get stealthing with your best build

  • @SirDankleberry
    @SirDankleberry 3 года назад +332

    Beginning: Alright boys let's knock over this jewellery store.
    Ending: *Eldrich being enters reality*

    • @convexpiano
      @convexpiano 3 года назад +1

      Your pfp looks familiar, I think I know who but I'm probably wrong

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 2 года назад

      @@convexpiano who is it?

    • @convexpiano
      @convexpiano 2 года назад +1

      @@oksomynameisjeff4212 I believe it's Lily Adams

  • @ghostly9548
    @ghostly9548 3 года назад +255

    "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
    "Insanity is Payday 2's lore. That is fucking insane."

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +20

      "The first person to tell me about Payday 2's lore... I-I didn't know what to say... so, I shot him. But then I looked around and realized all these fucking pricks, trying to piece together Payday 2's lore."

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 Год назад +4

      ​@@jockeyfield1954 "Seeing them go, 'No no no, please, this time it's gonna make sense.' That is insanity."

  • @justanothercommenter5835
    @justanothercommenter5835 3 года назад +5988

    TFW your plebeian heisting game doesn’t have resurrecting immortals and nephilim as part of its lore.

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 3 года назад +23

      So all that's just cannon fodder or what

    • @hardbassuzbek228
      @hardbassuzbek228 3 года назад +103

      Starbreeze will add nephilim in lore of payday 3 as dlc for 10 dollars

    • @NileFive
      @NileFive 3 года назад +39

      All dlc is cannon to PayDay but the crossovers aren't cannon to other games/movies crossovering

    • @cleverpython1546
      @cleverpython1546 3 года назад +23

      @@hardbassuzbek228 what’s the deal with nephelim? Are they still alive in payday 2?

    • @Nick-qf7vt
      @Nick-qf7vt 3 года назад +4

      @@cleverpython1546 Honestly not sure.

  • @twigtouch3788
    @twigtouch3788 3 года назад +12347

    friendly reminder that all dlc is cannon, including crossover dlc.

    • @qwertyuiop2756
      @qwertyuiop2756 3 года назад +1502

      H3h3 production is canon

    • @jurekis9177
      @jurekis9177 3 года назад +2333

      It means that those fuckes robbed a bank using bows

    • @krono-xyz
      @krono-xyz 3 года назад +420

      @@jurekis9177 I want to see that

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 3 года назад +627

      Please no. I really, really don't want to think about some DLC being canon

    • @foxpl9298
      @foxpl9298 3 года назад +505

      Hotline Miami is so hard and long i didint even do the first day on mayhem becouse it takes more than 30min to get the main objective, coke and not Die with only AI

  • @mac6na6na26
    @mac6na6na26 3 года назад +142

    I am 99% certain that Payday 2 lore is actually a secret message telling us how to contact aliens

    • @TartBarista
      @TartBarista 2 года назад +5

      Yeah… me too

    • @NemesisGhost141
      @NemesisGhost141 10 месяцев назад +7

      Guys. the Thermal Drill, go get it

    • @safwankamaly495
      @safwankamaly495 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@NemesisGhost141It all starts with the thermal drill

  • @hambo6955
    @hambo6955 3 года назад +587

    *Payday 1 :*
    start : Rob bank
    end : Rob bigger bank
    *Payday 2 :*
    start: Rob bank
    end : Resurrect your boss that you broke out of a PMC Alcatraz into the president of the United States of America using ancient alien technology and Mayan gold after killing an immortal leader of an ancient secret society and thwarting his plans of world domination. And then get away free men by faking all of your deaths and or imprisonment.

    • @5mac866
      @5mac866 3 года назад +16

      Payday is trippy, and it’s no doubt gonna be tripper in 2023 when payday 3 comes out

    • @buddette5513
      @buddette5513 3 года назад +38

      They got away as free men by *stealing presidential pardons* which is baller as fuck

    • @vinegar4556
      @vinegar4556 3 года назад +7

      Technically, Payday 1 ends in "Cause Left 4 Dead to happen" (or "Take down a Murkywater transport" in canon)

    • @dream_killer-cc3vr
      @dream_killer-cc3vr 2 года назад

      @@vinegar4556 as a payday the heist player. No mercy fucking sucks

    • @Axispa.
      @Axispa. Год назад +2

      ​@@dream_killer-cc3vr they could do better as a Overkill/Valve Crossover as we need to steal the actual valve or HALF LIFE 3 in the valve hq.

  • @mpregmafia
    @mpregmafia 3 года назад +2504

    Payday the heist: muny
    Payday 2 : to understand this game, we’ll need to talk about alternate universes...

    • @bruhm4571
      @bruhm4571 3 года назад +112

      Going from stealing a cupcake to summoning a grotesque lovecraftian monster from hell to starting ww4

    • @mpregmafia
      @mpregmafia 3 года назад +67

      @@bruhm4571 yep one minute you're stealing a tiara to literally killing a reincarnated being of evil

    • @mpregmafia
      @mpregmafia 3 года назад +2

      You talking big talk for someone who hasn’t probably played payday

    • @lefteron6804
      @lefteron6804 3 года назад +4

      What happened to ww3?

    • @nobodyxdel2390
      @nobodyxdel2390 3 года назад +11

      @@lefteron6804 rule number 1 of ww3: you don't talk about ww3

  • @CoolBird420
    @CoolBird420 3 года назад +2738

    Imagine going from a group of bank robbers with clown masks to the people who stopped an evil immortal dude from taking over the world and reincarnating the dude who's been helping you for your entire heisting career into the president of the United States.
    Payday be wild

    • @platiuscyndar9017
      @platiuscyndar9017 3 года назад +150

      payday the heist: let's steal money
      Payday 2: let's steal the US!

    • @hel1140
      @hel1140 3 года назад +59

      Payday: bain betrayed us on the last second.
      Payday 2: haha president go brrrr

    • @LazOyuncu61
      @LazOyuncu61 3 года назад +15

      @@hel1140 Bain didn’t betray anyone.

    • @hel1140
      @hel1140 3 года назад +11

      @@LazOyuncu61 i was mentioning his retreat at the hospital heist which i forgot the name where he abandons the team for dead but i forgot the army launched missiles at the building and i was high on glue and playing with the beggars when i wrote that reply

    • @LazOyuncu61
      @LazOyuncu61 3 года назад +50

      @@hel1140 He says that the crew will be left for dead IF they don’t make it to the escape in time.

  • @muffinmann42
    @muffinmann42 3 года назад +82

    I love how all the wack ass images in this are actually part of the lore.

    • @crimsonoftheking7657
      @crimsonoftheking7657 2 года назад

      Most of them are the paintings

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 2 года назад +1

      i don't get some of these references like the egypt explosion, is that linked to the warheads youre supposed to steal?

    • @tysontaggart7246
      @tysontaggart7246 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@slick3996Its was actually the Dentist opening some temples to get Nephilim artifacts or something like that he needed for his scheme, the process of that gave off radiation, so it was covered up as nuclear detinations. 3 of the temples were real places, The Zigguart, The Pyramid of Cheops and the Pyramid of the Sun. The 4th was called "The Dreaming Temple" and it was located in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, a reference to the Lost City of R'lyeh from H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu".
      "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"
      Payday lore really is the craziest thing ever lmao

  • @voidnoodle8911
    @voidnoodle8911 3 года назад +115

    Me before Watchdogs: "Okay this is a little weird but I'm sure the payout is worth it"
    Me after White House: *"AAAAUGH! MY HEART N E E D S A M E D I C B A G !"*

    • @dream_killer-cc3vr
      @dream_killer-cc3vr 2 года назад +1

      How was watchdogs weird?

    • @voidnoodle8911
      @voidnoodle8911 2 года назад +4

      @@dream_killer-cc3vr The heist was played in reverse. Second day happens first, first day happens second.

    • @dream_killer-cc3vr
      @dream_killer-cc3vr 2 года назад +8

      @@voidnoodle8911 that was reservoir dogs, watch dogs was a hector heist where you get caught in a coke transport and escape with the bags. Then transport the bags into a speedboat at the dockyards.

    • @voidnoodle8911
      @voidnoodle8911 2 года назад +6

      @@dream_killer-cc3vr ...In my defense they both have dog in their name. Thanks for the clarification!

  • @snottodagobbo4168
    @snottodagobbo4168 3 года назад +1350

    Payday 3: They find out that the cops are actually clones, Aliens are secretly invading, Time and Space collapses

    • @vypyx195
      @vypyx195 3 года назад +115

      Woulnd't be surprised about the first part tbh since there's so many of them all the time

    • @EpicMinecraftFail
      @EpicMinecraftFail 3 года назад +20

      Compared to what we got in the DLC's that's not too bad

    • @squarek123
      @squarek123 3 года назад +70

      Final mission in payday 3: steal the entire universe

    • @lefteron6804
      @lefteron6804 3 года назад +18

      Soooo we are going full saint's row.

    • @giorgoschatzinikolaou8285
      @giorgoschatzinikolaou8285 3 года назад +9

      @@squarek123 a Ball of condensed UNIVERSE

  • @AliTheGator_
    @AliTheGator_ 3 года назад +909

    Guys the Lore, go get it.

  • @Centurion6942
    @Centurion6942 3 года назад +68

    theres a reason matpat doesnt get into payday 2 lore

  • @NingenSlayerZamasu
    @NingenSlayerZamasu 3 года назад +30

    When you start by stealing a Tiara for an angry Russian guy and it ends with you stopping the apocalypse.

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +1165

    payday: the heist lore: rob a bank
    payday 2 lore: *houston, we need to put bain's body inside the president, houston. houston, we're robbing the Whitehouse. houston, we need to steal a diamond that hitler held. houston, houston just f*ckin kill me houston*

    • @bruhm4571
      @bruhm4571 3 года назад +119

      *Houston, we need to start WW3*

    • @cbcuc-lrpb9566
      @cbcuc-lrpb9566 3 года назад +35

      houston, houston

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 3 года назад +60

      houston, houston we need to reincarnate me as a world leader

    • @santinoparolini2809
      @santinoparolini2809 3 года назад +42

      *Houston we need to defeat god*

    • @winternightst7001
      @winternightst7001 3 года назад +39

      *Houston, houston, we need to travel through dimensions to get a magic cube that could end the world*

  • @YinGerAle
    @YinGerAle 3 года назад +1551

    haha bain goes PRESIDENT

    • @ofekk213
      @ofekk213 3 года назад +8

      why spoilers

    • @arkonez6730
      @arkonez6730 3 года назад +75

      Haha bain goes ressurection cult stuff

    • @milkmessiah5192
      @milkmessiah5192 3 года назад +6

      @@ofekk213 too late

    • @kzr_1613
      @kzr_1613 3 года назад +48

      @@ofekk213 the ending was revealed 2 year ago...

    • @3f4gs4s
      @3f4gs4s 3 года назад +2

      Haha Bain go brrrrr

  • @mateoborjadavid3649
    @mateoborjadavid3649 3 года назад +56

    "100% accurate"
    -a Payday 2 expert

  • @beluga_1260
    @beluga_1260 3 года назад +13

    Payday gameplay: throwing bags
    Payday lore:

  • @fauxdude9756
    @fauxdude9756 3 года назад +816

    reminder that john wick, hotline miami, hardcore henry, and h3h3 productions are all canon in the payday 2 universe

    • @Sleeveusalone
      @Sleeveusalone 3 года назад +177

      Not to mention reservoir dogs and Scarface

    • @jacklang3314
      @jacklang3314 3 года назад +125

      Left for Dead too.

    • @RecenzjeHorrorowPrzemcio
      @RecenzjeHorrorowPrzemcio 3 года назад +140

      Let's not forget Goat Simulator.

    • @shmokeythefatcat
      @shmokeythefatcat 3 года назад +53

      dont forget trump which is god emperor and biden and obama

    • @bheesecurger8760
      @bheesecurger8760 3 года назад +1

      What does that mean,they are not from story? Im dumb and dont understand

  • @Miquiya
    @Miquiya 3 года назад +751

    Payday 3 will be about stealing entire solar systems across the galaxy, meeting an alien race that has found the elixir of immortality and stealing it. After some more missions, the crew touches on existential nihilism and wonders what's even left to steal or live for at that point.

    • @GoldMoonGuy
      @GoldMoonGuy 3 года назад +17

      Maybe just steal all head countries in the world.

    • @cbcuc-lrpb9566
      @cbcuc-lrpb9566 3 года назад +7

      make hector a character with stealth contracts?

    • @zap3231
      @zap3231 3 года назад +1

      @@cbcuc-lrpb9566 Heresy

    • @mariaj.bayarri8024
      @mariaj.bayarri8024 3 года назад +64

      In payday 4 the universe is reseted by an old eldritch god and the gang end up floating around time and space, eventually their undying corpses are found by an astronaut crew that manages to take them back to earth where they discover that in this timeline Hitler won ww2 so they go on a mission to travel to Indonesia and murder John.F.Kennedy just so that they can close the portal to hell that accidentally opened after Mussolini read a passage of the last appeal of Biphi, a witch that got burned alive in the 1500’s and the appeal are only her last words written by a foreign murder. The payday gang is about to kill Kennedy when suddenly they are struck by a truck owned by a hitman that the CIA hired to murder John but then it turns out on a plot twist that the payday gang themselves were the reason the gate was opened since they accidentally repaired the last appeal after one of their heists caused a butterfly effect that ended with the appeal being repaired by the Irish mafia, the gang decides to travel back in time and stop themselves from stealing immortality just so that they can kill their past selves that way stopping the effect and eventually they are revived by president Donald Trump who turns out to be part of a secret occult group known as the church of the second Hytoth, that group was formed after a zoo at Portland Oregon mysteriously vanished along with all of its attendees at 2077 leaving behind a group of manuscripts explaining a completely new religion saying that the Big Bang was caused by the payday gang all along, the Payday gang punches a shark and Payday 4 ends.

    • @absolutedumbass2366
      @absolutedumbass2366 3 года назад +16

      Payday 3 story is literally gonna be "guys, the god, go kill it"

  • @GodfreyTheEldenLord
    @GodfreyTheEldenLord 8 месяцев назад +3

    payday 3 lore: someone stole our money because we stole their money so we gotta steal their money 😡 and then they play in traffic

  • @PDFsArentPpl
    @PDFsArentPpl 3 года назад +30

    GTA V Lore:
    GTA Online Lore:

  • @jtkgames0
    @jtkgames0 3 года назад +958

    why does dallas' mask have extra forehead in the first game

  • @lo039
    @lo039 3 года назад +429

    Now think what will be in PayDay3

    • @Piug0th
      @Piug0th 3 года назад +102

      Well now payday gang will get to space and in to big ass space station

    • @furkanfidan8605
      @furkanfidan8605 3 года назад +170

      Probably go back in time and steal Hitler's art.

    • @ykJitu
      @ykJitu 3 года назад +16

      @@furkanfidan8605 underrated frrr

    • @mralberosie3987
      @mralberosie3987 3 года назад +15

      @@furkanfidan8605 didn’t they make a game like that and it failed and bankrupted the studio ?

    • @perdoyob
      @perdoyob 3 года назад +36

      @@mralberosie3987 you mean raid ww2? yes, but now they dealing with the debts and making dlc for payday 2 again to make money for pd3 development

  • @Gookwear
    @Gookwear 3 года назад +10

    when john wick, tony montana, jacket and bodhi get together to do the resevoir dogs heist you know this is serious shit

  • @kurukuru4120
    @kurukuru4120 2 года назад +9

    For some reason it kinda makes me feel nostalgic. Kind of like watching those shows where they just start their career as adventurer and towards the end they become the strongest person there is. But then you just look at the first few episodes back and feel about how far they've come.

  • @jeixsdaier9265
    @jeixsdaier9265 3 года назад +404

    Guys the thermal drill, go get it.

  • @ZombieDasher
    @ZombieDasher 3 года назад +206

    This is basically what happened to the fast and the furious

    • @water_doggo
      @water_doggo 3 года назад +4

      What? I thought it was just some racing movie!

    • @TouhouFan
      @TouhouFan 3 года назад +58

      Start: Its about family
      End: Blow out the moon

    • @DrEducation50
      @DrEducation50 3 года назад +35

      @@TouhouFan End: Blow out the moon.... because family

    • @mariodacostamosteiro7262
      @mariodacostamosteiro7262 3 года назад +3

      Except way much better

    • @ZombieDasher
      @ZombieDasher 3 года назад +7

      @@mariodacostamosteiro7262 both are just as stupid and illogical

  • @satriadicky3732
    @satriadicky3732 3 года назад +19

    Game : bank robber robbing a bank
    The lore : some bizzare supernatural scp like paranormal occult shit

  • @scallywag1337
    @scallywag1337 11 месяцев назад +4

    Start: Ok gang, get the thermal drill
    End: Fix my marriage

    • @BryantValdez-uy4ce
      @BryantValdez-uy4ce 3 месяца назад

      We’re going to need more than a medic bag for this one boys

  • @Niko-bz3df
    @Niko-bz3df 3 года назад +171

    So the next time when you watch Scareface, a John Wick movie or even fucking h3h3productions you'll have to think of the fact that all of it happens canon to the Payday Lore

    • @SF-ow9ym
      @SF-ow9ym 3 года назад +17

      As well as Hotline Miami and Hardcore Henry

    • @Niko-bz3df
      @Niko-bz3df 3 года назад +3

      @@SF-ow9ym Right

    • @justinportillo3996
      @justinportillo3996 3 года назад +2

      Isn’t Scarface a wannabe Scarface?

    • @Slvwnr
      @Slvwnr 3 года назад +3

      @@justinportillo3996 I think the payday 2 scareface use the story line of the game scareface the world is yours, in this game tony Montana manage to scape the Sosa cartel

    • @justinportillo3996
      @justinportillo3996 3 года назад +1

      @@Slvwnr yeah they might’ve had a different storyline where tony escapes but instead doing the stuff that he does in the game he just goes with the payday gang but idk they never tell the story right on which character is canon to the payday lore

  • @DragK0n
    @DragK0n 3 года назад +1639

    Pd1 bank time
    Pd2: fighting with the power of unnatural raid the white house uncraking godlike texts to go to an ark witch has to power of gods to switch bodies to steal the u.s
    100th comment

  • @Roxx_16
    @Roxx_16 3 года назад +10

    when commiting robbery and theft turns into completing a ritual and killing someone thats lived for thousands of years:

  • @Circurose
    @Circurose Год назад +5

    This crap is on the same level as CoD Zombie.

  • @XOFInfantryman
    @XOFInfantryman 3 года назад +116

    Plot twist: Payday 2 is actually Silent Hill Full Circle

    • @leetsUpr3m3
      @leetsUpr3m3 3 года назад +3

      Wait a minute, arent you the chopper from L4D2?

    • @XOFInfantryman
      @XOFInfantryman 3 года назад +7

      @@leetsUpr3m3 Nah Mercy Hospital Chopper

    • @torricoarksha833
      @torricoarksha833 3 года назад

      I can imagine them stealing every valuable stuff on silent hill just for shits and giggles

    • @XOFInfantryman
      @XOFInfantryman 3 года назад +2

      @@torricoarksha833 yeah but they will never escape with those
      That's how full Circle works
      You can't leave as you're stuck in the loop till You won't reconcile with demons of your selfish actions.
      Heh tbh this is interesting way to explain why we can replay every heist again and again aswell as why we can't die or the same people always appear

    • @torricoarksha833
      @torricoarksha833 3 года назад +1

      @@XOFInfantryman hmm, ya got a point there. Thanks tye mercy hospital helicopter

  • @isaiahbailey5664
    @isaiahbailey5664 3 года назад +225

    Can we get a rip to my fellow console players since we have almost none of the dlc pc had

    • @videogamesforlife7145
      @videogamesforlife7145 3 года назад +6

      Yes I agree I bought all dlc for like for the game not even a song and it's like I do not care if the game is to big

    • @EdgelordIsHere
      @EdgelordIsHere 3 года назад +12

      As a console player, its a shame, but the replayability almost makes up for it

    • @isaiahbailey5664
      @isaiahbailey5664 3 года назад +5

      @@EdgelordIsHere that’s true but when you play it for so long it just gets super boring like I think I got to infamy 5 before I got bored of it

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 3 года назад +11

      And none of the optimization the pc version has. I know the pc version isn't the best it can be, but hey, I can at least beat every heist I play on PC without needing to hope my Throw Bag button doesn't suddenly stop working, or literally experience a different reality from what my brother was seeing.
      We were both playing Hoxton Breakout, and he literally didn't see even half the enemies the rest of my team was seeing, and at one point either he or I couldn't get past a certain point because on our screen the gate was still closed and the truck parked in front of the gate, while the rest of the gang were past it and escorting the truck. I/He had to reconnect to fix this. We had a damn good laugh when this happened, but that still shouldn't happen ever.

    • @purplesweaterboi4763
      @purplesweaterboi4763 3 года назад +5

      @@Manglet762 all the reasons why 94.627 percent of my heists fail are in your comment

  • @PixelbitScript
    @PixelbitScript 3 года назад +11

    Me when they announced Payday 3 meaning more lore: THERE IS MORE?!

    • @kalimatronix
      @kalimatronix 3 года назад +3

      Soldier: No...

    • @ThisIsSoReal83
      @ThisIsSoReal83 2 года назад +2

      Spy: it contains weirder lore than fnaf that matpat can not even make a theory about

    • @Axispa.
      @Axispa. Год назад

      whats next? Joe Biden and Dallas robs Area 51?

  • @BreadTeleporter1968
    @BreadTeleporter1968 10 месяцев назад +1

    *Free bird plays in the background as a bullet travels at high velocity towards the (now mortal) dentist’s face*

  • @cowtastic141
    @cowtastic141 3 года назад +144

    hmm yes, resurrection in a game about robbing banks

  • @vincentmartineau2006
    @vincentmartineau2006 3 года назад +26

    Went from robbing a bank to cooking meth to reincarnating. Criminals are wack these days.

  • @mrfatmanguylel1326
    @mrfatmanguylel1326 3 года назад +2

    Payday the Heist: *M* *O* *N* *E* *Y*
    Payday 2: *A* *S* *C* *E* *N* *D* *T* *O* *G* *O* *D* *H* *O* *O* *D*

  • @mazs6610
    @mazs6610 3 года назад +46

    REMINDER THAT THIS IS A BANK ROBBING GAME FROM 2013

  • @justacloaker4258
    @justacloaker4258 3 года назад +43

    payday: the heist lore: wanna rob a bank or 2?
    payday 2 lore: VERBALASE BEAT BOX

    • @one6017
      @one6017 3 года назад

      Payday 3: Master chief with dallas mask

    • @cloaker5445
      @cloaker5445 2 года назад

      Ah yes

  • @periclescomoeddie5215
    @periclescomoeddie5215 3 года назад +7

    Because of some comment saying they learned the entire lore because of this video, I too, have learned the entire lore because of this video.
    And honestly, it’s pretty good. I recommend watching The kKnowley’s (I don’t if that’s exactly his name) series on the lore.

    • @IndonesianWOLF.
      @IndonesianWOLF. 2 года назад

      Yeah Kknowley’s video on it is really really good

  • @Markus.420
    @Markus.420 3 года назад +7

    Start:
    *I need the dollar bills*
    End:
    *Guys hurry up and finish the puzzle I'm bored of killing these things*

  • @chiefmaggot360
    @chiefmaggot360 3 года назад +46

    The most accurate fucking meme I've ever seen

    • @Agente13840
      @Agente13840 2 года назад

      wow you basically are saying the whole meme is accurate even if he surely just checked like 2 games from both franchises and then i dont know what the fuck the spiky hair dude means and then just said some fucking anime is good,only because it has complicated as fuck lore doesnt mean its good congratulations have the smarty pants trophy

    • @doinyamom5810
      @doinyamom5810 2 года назад +1

      @@Agente13840 what the actual fuck are you saying.

  • @user-wf3bk4nz7u
    @user-wf3bk4nz7u 11 месяцев назад +1

    Payday:B A N K
    Payday lore:H I S T O R Y T I M E

  • @lunerdytrenlal3
    @lunerdytrenlal3 3 года назад +3

    History channel at 3 am:

  • @comandaheavy3583
    @comandaheavy3583 3 года назад +56

    Me while i was looking to the lore: GOOOOOOD MY BRAIN ITS ABOUT TO BLOW UP

    • @supergenius6256
      @supergenius6256 3 года назад +4

      The lore is about as deep as Elder Scrolls lore

    • @diegoalfonsoparedesflores9535
      @diegoalfonsoparedesflores9535 3 года назад

      xD dude, I got the final secret because a friendly hacker help us to everyone in the game, idk wtf going on in the game, and when we face the pyramid and put de Maya's gold (I don't remember very good the name) I just said: "wow..."

    • @caldoisgood2884
      @caldoisgood2884 2 года назад

      Hold up imma go check the lore out

  • @mushroo2453
    @mushroo2453 3 года назад +18

    Payday: "hehe life is ez."
    Payday 2: *Life*

  • @No1Comrade
    @No1Comrade 11 месяцев назад +1

    Don’t even get me started on how Bain turned into the president and the 3 golden grin cases

  • @fokus3d730
    @fokus3d730 3 года назад +2

    payday 3: guys the universe, go get it

  • @invisbleman7053
    @invisbleman7053 3 года назад +15

    The first payday mask is honestly terrifying

  • @WereWhusky
    @WereWhusky 3 года назад +15

    Ah yes payday 2, my favorite cosmic horror book from HPL

  • @dackdaduck
    @dackdaduck 2 года назад +2

    1: Criminals
    2: 1000 years of histroy and research

  • @neprq
    @neprq 3 года назад +9

    When a game about bank robbing has an interesting lore

  • @Journey_Awaits
    @Journey_Awaits 3 года назад +11

    Like the Simpsons game starts with a museum robbery and ends with god dancing to the Scorpions with you

    • @angeryfluuf6514
      @angeryfluuf6514 3 года назад +1

      I remember that game! It was my childhood.

  • @hungreydoggo9442
    @hungreydoggo9442 3 года назад +8

    can’t imagine what payday 3’s lore will be

    • @yuhhhuhh2579
      @yuhhhuhh2579 3 года назад +5

      Space hitler will probably be a thing

    • @somenerd3515
      @somenerd3515 3 года назад +8

      @Mareeo It already fuckin IS.

    • @Centurion6942
      @Centurion6942 3 года назад

      killing god, turning bain into god fucking killing some fucking aliens to get their advanced fucking technology that makes us immortal or some other shit like that

    • @mossypotato9899
      @mossypotato9899 2 года назад

      @E Hoxton we need to get the red stone of Aja before murky water gets it

  • @pajamajohnson6051
    @pajamajohnson6051 Год назад +2

    Payday 2 lore when you include DLC lore:

  • @riftgaming1998
    @riftgaming1998 8 месяцев назад +2

    Payday 1: rob bank
    Payday2:*turns into an episode of regular show*

  • @cappypyramsaudpate5535
    @cappypyramsaudpate5535 3 года назад +4

    just watched hours of lore videos. yeah, it's exactly what this meme portrays

  • @ethanteb1842
    @ethanteb1842 3 года назад +4

    0:12 you didnt have to poop so long

  • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
    @sernoddicusthegallant6986 2 года назад +2

    Payday 3:
    "Alright gang, Ive got us a job - Today were going to be stealing the anti-life equation so we can dominate the will of any sentient life and maybe get someone to design us a drill that dosent break routinely... and the contractor is Vlad obviously"

  • @bruhm4571
    @bruhm4571 3 года назад +1

    Payday: TH: Bank robbery, ok
    Payday 2: A monster?
    Payday 3: HOW DID I START WW3 IN GAME AND IRL

  • @jetbroplays719
    @jetbroplays719 3 года назад +7

    The game: rob shit
    The lore: *gets out a 500 page scripture*

  • @thefbi3350
    @thefbi3350 3 года назад +2

    One of the best game lores imo

  • @ThememeLizatd
    @ThememeLizatd 8 месяцев назад +2

    Payday 3 lore: we old and broke

  • @ryangoslingofficial
    @ryangoslingofficial 3 года назад +11

    can we have a 10 hour version please? it's for.. purposes...

  • @thosemerc3113
    @thosemerc3113 3 года назад +4

    Every fighting game franchise in 90's.

  • @byron952
    @byron952 3 года назад +4

    I only know a bit of the payday 2 lore, but tf does a giant creature standing behind the White House (0:08) do with the paycheck gang

  • @bobbysells9226
    @bobbysells9226 8 месяцев назад +2

    And now
    Payday 3: Rob bank again

  • @cloudyronin7479
    @cloudyronin7479 3 года назад +1

    Payday 2 lore is WIIILD

  • @Scripttaker98
    @Scripttaker98 3 года назад +5

    ngl i played payday 2 for 6 years and i don't even know the lore

    • @spedgaming8704
      @spedgaming8704 3 года назад

      I've only played for 4 years and just found out a year ago

  • @RAW_MEAT_23
    @RAW_MEAT_23 8 месяцев назад +3

    Payday 3 ignoring half of history

  • @Adzso
    @Adzso 3 года назад +1

    * casually reincarnates into the president *

  • @acturusproto
    @acturusproto Год назад +2

    But PD:TH's gameplay is just *chefs kiss*

  • @bear_6
    @bear_6 3 года назад +12

    is this the type of shit you see at 1 am?

  • @martinsv1264
    @martinsv1264 3 года назад +2

    Overkill posted this in their payday account on instagram lol

  • @Schyzofrenic87
    @Schyzofrenic87 8 месяцев назад +1

    Payday 3 lore: so secretive we cant even let you play the game to find out.

  • @wallyhuncho2998
    @wallyhuncho2998 3 года назад +5

    Needs more L4D, Jacket and John Wick images.

    • @Pyraax
      @Pyraax  3 года назад +1

      fuck you're right I should've included crossover stuff as well

  • @TacBans
    @TacBans 3 года назад +7

    Thank you Wordsmith, very cool!
    (yes i know the whole baldwin thing has been in the making since 2012 i just think that it went a bit uh, overkill around 2018)

  • @damnedlegionaire
    @damnedlegionaire 3 года назад +6

    Remember when we robbed banks?

  • @xpl0si0nman20
    @xpl0si0nman20 3 года назад +3

    I never even drew the parallel that the guy in the diamond trailer was the dentist...

  • @EejayB7
    @EejayB7 8 месяцев назад +1

    I now genuinely think that one meme with the SCP Foundation and the Payday crew could happen. And I know they could pull it off.

  • @mrnasty6539
    @mrnasty6539 3 года назад +6

    GTA V lore: hehe bank time
    GTA online the Doomsday heist lore :

  • @lerixion4196
    @lerixion4196 3 года назад +4

    This is the best meme of lore i have seen, good job :)

  • @AG-zv9jo
    @AG-zv9jo 3 года назад +1

    And we thought History Channel late at night was off the rails..

  • @yupyup2347
    @yupyup2347 Год назад +2

    And don’t forget it’s somewhat connected to the L4D2 universe

    • @setin843
      @setin843 11 месяцев назад

      Not really. The PD:TH No Mercy heist is not canon and the Payday 2 remake has been retconned and it's not the green flu.

    • @yupyup2347
      @yupyup2347 9 месяцев назад

      @@setin843well more like in a different universe per say

  • @elektra81516
    @elektra81516 3 года назад +4

    Last time i played this game I was breaking hoxton out of prison. Now there are immortal alien gods and body swapping? What have I missed!?