IF I WERE YOU - French Question

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
  • This week's www.Patreon/JA had an absurd question that made us laugh.

Комментарии • 52

  • @Gus1494
    @Gus1494 4 года назад +285

    Not really a hobby but I'm pretty good at miming.

    • @phlox6510
      @phlox6510 3 года назад +6

      pretty good hobby, it was an excellent joke though.

    • @realemaskye286
      @realemaskye286 3 года назад +2

      mimes cant talk!

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 3 года назад +3

      Actually, and I think this is the first time ever for you, that IS a hobby and it's actually a decent one.
      *amir proceeds to somehow make miming a bad thing or demonstrates that he doesn't know what miming is and he's just been punching French ladies until their mustaches fall off*

  • @den4980
    @den4980 3 года назад +68

    This was mailed in by George Costanza

    • @MissyFaye
      @MissyFaye 2 года назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing!! hahaha

  • @narukoyangi4549
    @narukoyangi4549 4 года назад +492

    'I met this girl in my car a while back...'
    ... excuse?

    • @rdear
      @rdear 4 года назад +41

      Milo I asked you to stop saying that.

    • @jamesmay9127
      @jamesmay9127 4 года назад +35

      Absolutely excuse you.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 4 года назад +10

      Uber driver.

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 3 года назад +4

      @@SeraphsWitness oooooh. That might be it!

    • @kidyuki1
      @kidyuki1 3 года назад +6

      I'm saying exsqueese me.

  • @goauld88
    @goauld88 Год назад +8

    "She's an act of Congress; necessary and proper."

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 4 года назад +174

    Why would you ever believe a self proclaimed pathological liar

    • @kamoroso94
      @kamoroso94 4 года назад +23

      Would a pathological liar say they're a pathological liar? If so, are they really a pathological liar if they're honest about it?

    • @daninbox
      @daninbox 4 года назад +5

      I don't believe them, that's why I know their NOT a pathological liar.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 4 года назад +6

      Kyle Amoroso I honestly think they just want to be seen as a pathological liar, which still makes them a liar but more pathetic and less pathological

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 года назад

      If they are pathological liar, then would their admission be a lie? Then wouldn't that mean they're lying about being a pathological liar, therefore making them honest. But wouldn't that render his statement to be true so they are a pathological liar?

    • @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
      @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr Год назад

      no one does, pathological liars dont realize that every single person knows. they're mostly lying to themselves thinking they're sneaky and no ones caught on.

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 4 года назад +118

    Obviously she knows you don't speak French. Especially since you lied, she spoke French to you, and you immediately said, "I don't know" and laughed. That's a dead giveaway dude.

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 2 года назад +18

    "Normally this wouldn't be a problem" I disagree

  • @fairefozza6406
    @fairefozza6406 4 года назад +86

    SHE KNOWS YOU'RE LYING

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 Год назад +3

    I really hope this was a legit email lol. “Im pretty good at miming”

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 4 года назад +32

    Maybe he's a Lyft driver and that's how they met?

  • @jackoliver3081
    @jackoliver3081 4 года назад +40

    keep uploading bits from the podcast its great

  • @AfroNinja720
    @AfroNinja720 4 года назад +43

    gold

    • @AfroNinja720
      @AfroNinja720 4 года назад +19

      I am a baguette of myself

    • @Scamspam
      @Scamspam 4 года назад +2

      @@AfroNinja720 a manuette if you will

    • @kipkipful
      @kipkipful 3 года назад

      @@AfroNinja720 JAJJAJA

  • @blushingfrieza
    @blushingfrieza 4 года назад +17

    Just watched the mime episode of Jake and Amir, this was hilarious

  • @gabrielkaam2
    @gabrielkaam2 4 года назад +12

    I deserve so much more than this ...

  • @robertrichards6964
    @robertrichards6964 3 года назад +12

    How cool would it be to create a bot that writes an if I were you email after reading thousands and thousands of other if I were you emails

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 3 года назад +4

    je ne se pas

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 4 года назад +1

    How fucking absurd

  • @jebediahkerman7304
    @jebediahkerman7304 4 года назад +7

    Which episode was this?

  • @Carolinelili413
    @Carolinelili413 4 года назад +2

    What episode is this from???

  • @Feddzzz
    @Feddzzz 4 года назад +8

    No one mentioned his name was Jacques LOL

  • @cls63amgwagon34
    @cls63amgwagon34 4 года назад +2

    Lmaooooo

  • @fskfhg
    @fskfhg 4 года назад

    Hahah fuck what the fuck!?

  • @WillToWinvlog
    @WillToWinvlog 4 года назад

    LOL LOL

  • @JesseBusman1996
    @JesseBusman1996 4 года назад +1

    rofl

  • @chinthony5
    @chinthony5 4 года назад +1

    Uh my mommy said lying was bad

  • @hoganegg793
    @hoganegg793 4 года назад +4

    Jews