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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @JamesMarriott
    @JamesMarriott  5 лет назад +3619

    Thank you to Will for coming on the channel and to Callum's Corner for the little clip!
    Here are both of their channels:
    ruclips.net/user/BettySchwallocks and ruclips.net/channel/UCdYBCyFyww-1mxvylJsIZOA
    Also keep an eye out on Chase’s channel, he posted on his story that he may respond 👀:
    ruclips.net/channel/UCBHoiaIzZvV4y-uiFHlDQjQ

    • @hoodie4439
      @hoodie4439 5 лет назад +11

      America is coming
      Just wait

    • @strawberrymocha5566
      @strawberrymocha5566 5 лет назад +5

      James Marriott I LOVE YOU JAMES!!!

    • @zaeyla3131
      @zaeyla3131 5 лет назад +13

      You entertain my tiny brain 🙂

    • @leonorandrino08
      @leonorandrino08 5 лет назад +22

      betty schwallocks 🥵

    • @xavier3653
      @xavier3653 5 лет назад +2

      willne should be a playable character in minecraft

  • @Yddet12345
    @Yddet12345 5 лет назад +13096

    I love that everyone outside Britain thinks that the British accent is either:
    - Jack Whitehall posh
    - Or cockney

    • @generalgrievous4814
      @generalgrievous4814 5 лет назад +142

      yddet1234567890. Ye and scouse

    • @oggie_champ2636
      @oggie_champ2636 5 лет назад +478

      Or Australian for some reason

    • @issumusi
      @issumusi 5 лет назад +116

      or Irish or Scottish -

    • @carrotcakecat
      @carrotcakecat 5 лет назад +242

      Then some American people manage to do an accent that's a mix of cockney and Jack Whitehall, but doesn't actually sound like an English accent.

    • @gwenethp511
      @gwenethp511 5 лет назад +83

      @@carrotcakecat all my british friends are either celtic or from newcastle, so my impression sounds more scottish than anything lol
      I also grew up watching doctor who, so my other impression sounds like the newest doctor or whatever doctor is in the season I'm watching lol
      But growing up my teacher was manx so i always imitated him
      So basically two impressions: scottish and doctor who

  • @cocopots
    @cocopots 5 лет назад +5209

    That british impression, legit makes me wanna die.

    • @eleanorweston9512
      @eleanorweston9512 5 лет назад +33

      I'm British and that Tik Tok makes me wanna die ☠

    • @shadowxwrld
      @shadowxwrld 5 лет назад

      Young Colgate people like him, so don’t give them shit because you don’t like him

    • @weatherrreport
      @weatherrreport 5 лет назад +9

      @@saraSara-bc7kn it's not cute or attractive.
      trust me...

    • @weatherrreport
      @weatherrreport 5 лет назад +3

      @@saraSara-bc7kn fair enough

    • @Drugstorec0wgirl
      @Drugstorec0wgirl 5 лет назад +8

      @@saraSara-bc7kn I'm a teenage girl. It isnt cute. It is funny tho lmao.

  • @cactusmom8203
    @cactusmom8203 4 года назад +4028

    "this is gen z"
    gen z, equally disturbed and confused: don't pin this on us

    • @leo-hz8zb
      @leo-hz8zb 4 года назад +160

      We are not at fault

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 года назад +124

      I didn't nothing but laugh at an egg with the word suspicious written on it.

    • @karanaki_3256
      @karanaki_3256 4 года назад +64

      It’s only some of us, only some of us are retarded children. I cringe at these people the same age as me and silently wish I was never born in this generation.

    • @murphdawgswizzle
      @murphdawgswizzle 4 года назад +36

      TheOmlyPitbull
      the fact that i know the exact photo you're referencing is what i love about our generation- we all know the exact same memes by heart

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 года назад +3

      @@murphdawgswizzle lol that's so great 😂😂😂

  • @CallumsCorner.
    @CallumsCorner. 5 лет назад +5076

    I just live in Bristol. I was born in the North and the North remembers. Will needs to wind his neck in...

    • @rubyr0f
      @rubyr0f 5 лет назад +295

      Yes lad, set his square head straight.

    • @eb4266
      @eb4266 5 лет назад +91

      Will are you going to take that...

    • @snowy098
      @snowy098 5 лет назад +20

      I live in Bristol too lol

    • @balls4992
      @balls4992 5 лет назад +53

      Sir tic tac the 1st we love and respect you may god have mercy on you

    • @livs4721
      @livs4721 5 лет назад +21

      Use the spinning elbow on him cal

  • @nightwngz
    @nightwngz 5 лет назад +5502

    will is more active on everyone else’s channel but his own-

  • @tommiey5085
    @tommiey5085 4 года назад +404

    The kid: My girlfriend is-
    Ad: mummy -
    Me: w t f

  • @iNabber
    @iNabber 5 лет назад +9204

    Callum’s Corner > both of you

    • @jenniferbrown2897
      @jenniferbrown2897 5 лет назад +338

      Your forehead is bigger than jacksfilms

    • @realcheesybob20
      @realcheesybob20 5 лет назад +49

      big agree

    • @pippa8726
      @pippa8726 5 лет назад +43

      Ugh a millennial king 😩

    • @mukuroikusaba2223
      @mukuroikusaba2223 5 лет назад +116

      How do you feel about James cheating on you with Will 🤭

    • @charligordon6245
      @charligordon6245 5 лет назад +35

      oh wow, if it isn't my favorite Oli London reaction channel

  • @RedVelvetRabbit
    @RedVelvetRabbit 5 лет назад +1579

    Did you get a sponsor? Or a wealthy sugar daddy? The editing budget for this video is off the wall. I am more than aroused.

  • @ahmadalmoukayed4952
    @ahmadalmoukayed4952 5 лет назад +833

    James sounds like that voice filter they do when they try to protect someone's identity

    • @exosvocals2526
      @exosvocals2526 5 лет назад +4

      Lmaooo yesss

    • @cheesewowproductions7358
      @cheesewowproductions7358 4 года назад +3

      exo's vocals laughing my *B U T T* off

    • @shyrigan6539
      @shyrigan6539 4 года назад +5

      Are you talking about the type of voice the ask reddit RUclipsrs use?

    • @alexgaburel1188
      @alexgaburel1188 4 года назад +8

      I actually thought that was it when i first saw him in Alex's vid

    • @rosalierowan
      @rosalierowan 4 года назад

      omg that’s too accurate

  • @nefarious_seraph13
    @nefarious_seraph13 5 лет назад +2330

    I love how Americans consider the British to be so posh and fancy yet they’re considered the hillbillies of Europe for the most part lol, no hate I promise! 😹

    • @otisthebeefyone8206
      @otisthebeefyone8206 5 лет назад +67

      Compared to Spain, Italy & Germany we're a fucking disgusting country

    • @Minecraftgiraffe12
      @Minecraftgiraffe12 5 лет назад +27

      @@otisthebeefyone8206 did the spanish write this

    • @otisthebeefyone8206
      @otisthebeefyone8206 5 лет назад +1

      @@Minecraftgiraffe12 no

    • @actuallyash2438
      @actuallyash2438 5 лет назад +56

      stygianempathy
      What are you reading lmao? Hillbillies? Ever heard of Romania? Serbia?
      Not sure where you live xD

    • @davidnally2426
      @davidnally2426 5 лет назад +10

      Ireland is just there aswell

  • @Andy-xt3kb
    @Andy-xt3kb 5 лет назад +1470

    When you’re pizza rolls r done

    • @croissant7223
      @croissant7223 5 лет назад +2

      AndyIsBMO i miss adventure time

    • @Andy-xt3kb
      @Andy-xt3kb 5 лет назад +1

      Croissant me too

    • @Andy-xt3kb
      @Andy-xt3kb 5 лет назад +2

      im in great danger and Jesus I’m literally screaming ur username

    • @katiagil8186
      @katiagil8186 5 лет назад

      AndyIsBMO this was posted days ago and u commented hours ago

    • @maxclifton6071
      @maxclifton6071 5 лет назад

      669 likes 😂

  • @markz179
    @markz179 5 лет назад +2075

    This kid went to my school haha he left bc he said he was and I quote “getting too popular” and to be quite honest he didn’t get that much attention haha

    • @lolasheep5163
      @lolasheep5163 5 лет назад +106

      This would be something I would do LDNSKFNSKFN

    • @Takerz13
      @Takerz13 5 лет назад +72

      That would be me for any reason to get out of school

    • @brittanyrix9803
      @brittanyrix9803 5 лет назад +78

      Well that’s funny because I find him completely annoying especially when he keeps messing his hair up and thinks he looks cool lol

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 5 лет назад +14

      I'm sure you did

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 года назад +9

      That must've been interesting to have him at your school

  • @isabellah.1584
    @isabellah.1584 5 лет назад +875

    Title idea: Will and James bullying each other for almost 11 mins straight

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 5 лет назад +543

    Soon James will use that glove behind him to stop Tik Tok

    • @jempalmer867
      @jempalmer867 5 лет назад +21

      *its a gauntlet you absolute carrot*

    • @RedVelvetRabbit
      @RedVelvetRabbit 5 лет назад +1

      All he needs is the last infinity stone, which he's heard is in a rare diamond play button.

    • @maizym7549
      @maizym7549 5 лет назад +1

      Its a gauntlent you dense cabbage..... jk lol

  • @chelsea4728
    @chelsea4728 5 лет назад +315

    I WAS CRYING AT THE EDITS OVER THE MIDDLE FINGERS LOL

    • @cryingattheclub5150
      @cryingattheclub5150 4 года назад +2

      He wasn’t doing the middle finger

    • @polarityofficial3566
      @polarityofficial3566 4 года назад +1

      He turned the peace sign around

    • @polarityofficial3566
      @polarityofficial3566 4 года назад +2

      @@blessingsfromarainbow5577 I know that.
      Not to brag or anything but I learned that when I was 2.
      My brother did it a lot and eventually once I asked about 20 times on the same day My mum finally told me.
      I kind of knew swear words when I was 3

    • @kokohoreboketsu-chan1575
      @kokohoreboketsu-chan1575 3 года назад

      timestamp?

    • @adamrrrrr7434
      @adamrrrrr7434 3 года назад

      Ok

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +2277

    Time Traveller: what year is it?
    Me: 2019
    Time Traveler: oh the year when James made a video protecting the UK which started a war between America and Britain
    Me: *say sike now*

    • @whatthefrank5941
      @whatthefrank5941 5 лет назад +88

      me: *breaths*
      dysphoria: that was very feminine of you
      me: say sike right now

    • @kermit.-.3908
      @kermit.-.3908 5 лет назад +76

      me: **falls**
      my body: u died
      me: *pls don’t say sike*

    • @aabhartman7363
      @aabhartman7363 5 лет назад +26

      Me (a twin) going back to the year I was born: (to mom) how the twins doing??
      My mom: what do you mean I'm only having one kid
      Me: say spike rn pls

    • @grey-zw2jz
      @grey-zw2jz 5 лет назад +36

      everyone: danielle cohn is only 13
      mikey tua: say sike right now

    • @CheesecakeIsLifee
      @CheesecakeIsLifee 5 лет назад +8

      James Charles: *Career Dies*
      Tati: Laughs at his dead career's corpse
      James: *say sike now*

  • @pineapplepolis_8058
    @pineapplepolis_8058 5 лет назад +2311

    James: We should be proud to be British
    Will: Should we?
    Me: This explains how I feel about America

    • @finn6326
      @finn6326 5 лет назад +39

      you’re definitely a liberal

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 5 лет назад +90

      Americans take being proud to another level, its shoved down your throat, my friend snapped his class room, there was an American flag above the board and one in the corner, I haven't seen an English flag since the world cup

    • @TheCreator1875
      @TheCreator1875 5 лет назад +10

      Zakiry lol get urself down to London and mix in with some of the Tory’s. U will see tones of them lol

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheCreator1875 lmao

    • @jaylani8867
      @jaylani8867 5 лет назад +8

      Zakiry we don’t think highly of ourself where are u guys getting this? One video u saw on RUclips and now u think every American is like that? I hate being American because of what we did in the past but omg don’t even get me started about British people they always want to be proud of being British ugh

  • @bnuuy4
    @bnuuy4 5 лет назад +291

    ain't that the guy who looks like he's about to sneeze in that one tik tok

  • @majabailey1233
    @majabailey1233 5 лет назад +198

    Watching this in the background while studying the Stanford prison experiment is not a good idea cause now my essay sounds like Willne when I read it back

    • @iconickcult9577
      @iconickcult9577 5 лет назад +3

      Maja Bailey psychology gcse gang

    • @majabailey1233
      @majabailey1233 5 лет назад +4

      TOM CROSS ah man I’m doing A level but good luck with your GCSEs

    • @VicvicW
      @VicvicW 5 лет назад

      Weird flex but ok

  • @illumi3588
    @illumi3588 5 лет назад +1569

    i stopped playing sims for this :)

    • @silviajordan641
      @silviajordan641 5 лет назад +34

      No Homo commitment

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 5 лет назад +43

      i stopped texting my minecraft bf for this :) that is true commitment U~U

    • @HannahPerryBrown
      @HannahPerryBrown 5 лет назад +27

      okay not even I'm that committed I'd have to continue playing but have him on my phone

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 5 лет назад +1

      lmaoo

    • @reola1238
      @reola1238 5 лет назад +3

      No Homo same

  • @heatherbee4248
    @heatherbee4248 5 лет назад +492

    Why does everyone in this friend group have nice eyebrows????

    • @tomfrost419
      @tomfrost419 4 года назад +2

      Heather Bee! They look like they force year 3 kids into relationships with their parents

    • @nEmette28
      @nEmette28 4 года назад +1

      Do they really though?

    • @OfficialFrog
      @OfficialFrog 4 года назад +1

      they get their eyebrows done regularly

    • @chandraschannel6166
      @chandraschannel6166 4 года назад +6

      That’s a qualification for being in their friend group

  • @Joy-dn4qv
    @Joy-dn4qv 5 лет назад +256

    We should be pround to be British!
    "Should we"??

    • @pineapplepolis_8058
      @pineapplepolis_8058 5 лет назад +8

      Oumaima Khalif I feel the same way about America

    • @yathzury
      @yathzury 5 лет назад +1

      @@pineapplepolis_8058 same

    • @majortom5123
      @majortom5123 5 лет назад +1

      Well I’m Irish and don’t question me

    • @bigboichris5743
      @bigboichris5743 5 лет назад

      @@majortom5123 me too so we gotta choose sides

    • @l3ader0men93
      @l3ader0men93 5 лет назад +1

      @@majortom5123 I'm Scottish so same pal

  • @peektwo5793
    @peektwo5793 5 лет назад +1303

    why do americans all think that british people have no teeth

    • @crimsonsilvermoon
      @crimsonsilvermoon 5 лет назад +22

      No. Not all

    • @quanxiss_
      @quanxiss_ 5 лет назад +26

      @LemonnMan *does broken teeth count as crooked teeth?*

    • @weebeegeenov3634
      @weebeegeenov3634 5 лет назад +79

      What kind of America’s have you been talking to

    • @peektwo5793
      @peektwo5793 5 лет назад +34

      ex0tic tea *why the fuck are you typing in bold*

    • @peektwo5793
      @peektwo5793 5 лет назад +6

      Weebeegee Nov ones from america

  • @isabellehoran3991
    @isabellehoran3991 5 лет назад +527

    Mate this is literally a video of will and James bullying each other

  • @JohnHolywell
    @JohnHolywell 5 лет назад +162

    1:52
    Nobody:
    James Marriot: *ON A CHILD!*

  • @directorialincomes
    @directorialincomes 5 лет назад +107

    Tiktok guy in the possible near future: let's go to Britain to take the piss out of pub patrons
    Tiktok guy a few days later: *bleeding out in pub car park with beer bottle in his side*

    • @bigboichris5743
      @bigboichris5743 5 лет назад +1

      @LifeAt TheShallowEnd leaves britain *OMG I ALMOST DIED IN BRITAIN!!!!!*

  • @ahumuzamuzoora
    @ahumuzamuzoora 5 лет назад +316

    This is really just 11 minutes of James flirting with “the king of the north” (Will)

    • @j.h170
      @j.h170 5 лет назад +15

      I thought your pfp was a part of the comment and honestly it fits.

    • @Frenchrev0lution
      @Frenchrev0lution 3 года назад +1

      11 minutes and 1 second

  • @dypecek
    @dypecek 5 лет назад +933

    British people are actually atractive to me
    James still lookin like a snack

  • @arcadiant2679
    @arcadiant2679 5 лет назад +139

    Who has conspiracy theories about this dude’s “girlfriend”

    • @ImTushy
      @ImTushy 5 лет назад +2

      danica w that she dies in the walking dead 🤣😱 good enough

  • @evie3746
    @evie3746 4 года назад +58

    "Hopefully you guys get my sarcasm"
    Nobody does sarcasm like the British

  • @jae9755
    @jae9755 5 лет назад +3073

    some Tik Tokers dont deserve the fame, they’re just “famous” because they’re cute. 💀
    edit: im not saying that i think they’re cute, im saying that they gain popularity because the audience thinks they’re cute. 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @iitsclout9102
      @iitsclout9102 5 лет назад +73

      Jarely .! Sorry but I think Chase is not cute! I hate him

    • @jae9755
      @jae9755 5 лет назад +62

      iitsClout i agree but that’s the reason as to why they’re famous.

    • @sleepynoct1urne725
      @sleepynoct1urne725 5 лет назад +46

      boi they ain't even cute

    • @Alovatololo
      @Alovatololo 5 лет назад +11

      FBI are watching you now.

    • @kimalissa2111
      @kimalissa2111 5 лет назад +17

      They're not even cute honey

  • @evulclown
    @evulclown 4 года назад +23

    That boy is single handly killing the ozone with the hairspray on his quiff

  • @b1470-x2d
    @b1470-x2d 5 лет назад +331

    Just paused literally everything to get me some quality thicc content.

  • @rwilliams_2465
    @rwilliams_2465 5 лет назад +597

    The fact that “bOrIs JoHnSoN” is our prime minister makes me want to be not British.

    • @actuallyash2438
      @actuallyash2438 5 лет назад +22

      Woosh Bait
      Eh. Not as bad as Donald Trump

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah but we can drink from the day we are born legally. So like kid alcoholic trumps that

    • @polarityofficial3566
      @polarityofficial3566 5 лет назад +1

      Woosh Bait. Agreed.

    • @quanxiss_
      @quanxiss_ 5 лет назад +9

      @Bruh _ to be honest same- but it’s not as bad as Chile’s president (my grandparents live there) he looks like a T-Rex 💀

    • @harrydarwin1874
      @harrydarwin1874 5 лет назад +5

      Boris is pretty good actually. He speaks his mind and he tries to gets Brexit done, it’s the retarded labour government that is the problem

  • @jessie3657
    @jessie3657 5 лет назад +346

    james... this dude lives in my city- i’ve seen him way too many times-
    he’s even worse in person

  • @gabbyroach5889
    @gabbyroach5889 5 лет назад +298

    American Boys on tiktok: *jealous the people in the UK have actual talent*

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 5 лет назад +8

      Well yeah they are kids, how are you meant to learn any talent when your scared of getting shot up constantly

    • @gabbyroach5889
      @gabbyroach5889 5 лет назад +1

      Zakiry well I mean I’m a kid in America and I manage I guess

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 5 лет назад +7

      @@gabbyroach5889 got the bullet proof vest on, smart

    • @Ian-qv1nl
      @Ian-qv1nl 5 лет назад

      Zakiry clearly something of the same sort happened to you otherwise you’d have learned basic English.

    • @spencergriepentrog7246
      @spencergriepentrog7246 5 лет назад

      Who won the most gold medals during the last olympics? Ooooo that’s right... the USA

  • @ellieholton7600
    @ellieholton7600 5 лет назад +383

    I hate that this kid is representing my generation 🙄
    Literally no one I know acts or talks like that

  • @juliedaluz8853
    @juliedaluz8853 5 лет назад +52

    "stop -bleeding- perioding!"
    -James Marriot

  • @kryptagri
    @kryptagri 4 года назад +36

    People making british ‘stereotypes’ really anoys me cuz we aren’t like that and people actually believe it

  • @Marie-ew6ed
    @Marie-ew6ed 5 лет назад +70

    I’m Irish and that TikTok made my skin crawl…

    • @theghostking5027
      @theghostking5027 5 лет назад +2

      Bro, same

    • @d11.66
      @d11.66 4 года назад

      I'm british And well same

    • @lauren3217
      @lauren3217 4 года назад

      I’m British and it made me want to crawl into a corner and become a stereotype. I have the typical accent as well because I’m from one of the blimming areas that actually have the accents so it makes it even worse .(I’m from Devon and no, I don’t have a farm. Yes, I do know people with farms before people start teasing me for it 😂)

    • @conan8819
      @conan8819 4 года назад

      Even as a person that hates everything that's british, same

  • @libbyb4673
    @libbyb4673 5 лет назад +58

    nobody periods!
    world period rate drops to 0%

  • @isacapers9891
    @isacapers9891 5 лет назад +290

    Well, it's better than pretending to be pregnant and married for views 🤷🏾‍♀️ *only few will who I'm talking about*

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 5 лет назад +85

    Top 10 Worst Places to come on your period:
    1. Playing a game of Twister
    2. In Yoga class
    3. During your tennis final
    4. On a roller coaster
    5. Mid-exam
    6. Whilst swimming
    7. Out Jogging
    8. On a wilderness hike with your in-laws
    9. At a trampolining competition
    10. On Santa’s lap
    Just saved you a video.

  • @joeweatherby2486
    @joeweatherby2486 5 лет назад +1719

    Americans hating on the Brits and I'm just here like: "At least I can survive through highschool" 🤷

  • @thelegendarykale5942
    @thelegendarykale5942 5 лет назад +148

    You're thick like a snicker
    Your green eyes do flicker
    Black like the night
    Your hair is to my sight
    Your skin a nice white
    Quite to my delight
    I even like watching James from the past,
    Because even those are always better than the last
    I'll be watching your videos forever and a day,
    That's all I have to say ❤
    edit: THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES

  • @nicolealejandra
    @nicolealejandra 5 лет назад +40

    doesn’t this guy gives off huge 2013 nash grier vibes or is that just me lmaoo

  • @_zeroXD
    @_zeroXD 5 лет назад +34

    Me, is from America and subscribed to Will, Alex and James: **Nervously Sweats**

  • @peepee4697
    @peepee4697 5 лет назад +97

    No one:
    James: have you ever been to one of Jamie Oliver’s restaurants

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 года назад +2

      I accidently read no one as "nice one" And I was so confused 😂

  • @nori2684
    @nori2684 5 лет назад +50

    ive talked to chase before and actually had decent conversations with him. im not defending him but he actually seemed like genuinely nice dude :(

    • @HaHa-qt2zj
      @HaHa-qt2zj 5 лет назад +9

      carmen I have as well. He does seem like a chill guy. We spoke about him wanting to break out of the “tik tok” mold

  • @lilliannag
    @lilliannag 5 лет назад +164

    I wear crocs
    They are neon pink

  • @joemother2855
    @joemother2855 5 лет назад +12

    "Oh yeah my girlfriend goes to another school you don't wouldn't know her"

  • @Alex-ug9wx
    @Alex-ug9wx 4 года назад +56

    You could do impressions of “typical American boys” and hold an AK to a school

  • @mollyjones2375
    @mollyjones2375 5 лет назад +439

    I’m so fed up with comments saying
    > who’s watching this in 2019
    > RUclipss drunk again 0 views 700 likes 😵
    > last time I was this early .... ( insert unoriginal text here )
    Just a thought 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @l.dt1993
      @l.dt1993 5 лет назад +66

      Molly Jones I believe it’s caused by a disorder called “virginity”

    • @mollyjones2375
      @mollyjones2375 5 лет назад +15

      Luke Turner sounds about right

    • @elektrakalvin-honeywill9546
      @elektrakalvin-honeywill9546 5 лет назад +39

      I am going to shove my head in a blender if I see another “ btw I’m a small youtuber”

    • @springlockfailure
      @springlockfailure 5 лет назад +15

      Molly Jones
      > Nobody:
      Not even a single soul:
      *some person from video* : *something they said or did alot*

    • @mwah435
      @mwah435 5 лет назад +2

      Lol thank u for this

  • @spooky_carrotp1346
    @spooky_carrotp1346 5 лет назад +107

    Last time I was this early i had life....
    Oh wait.

  • @tygodejong1123
    @tygodejong1123 5 лет назад +63

    I think we all know that Dutch people are truly the supreme people

    • @user-iz9tn5fz5j
      @user-iz9tn5fz5j 5 лет назад

      Gonk Droid Lmao why so-? (I’m dutch btw)

    • @tygodejong1123
      @tygodejong1123 5 лет назад +1

      Auxerre 。 kolonisatie en specerijen makker

    • @user-iz9tn5fz5j
      @user-iz9tn5fz5j 5 лет назад

      Gonk Droid Lmaooo Zeker maat

    • @hibiscustea9274
      @hibiscustea9274 4 года назад +2

      *Japan and their food vending machines wanna talk*

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 4 года назад +1

      I think we all know that that’s bullshit

  • @eq4005
    @eq4005 5 лет назад +35

    “You speak English and poor English” 😂

  • @jocelynjauregui6986
    @jocelynjauregui6986 5 лет назад +26

    Random person:What are those!?
    Old lady: those are my Crocs!?

  • @gr33nv0idx4
    @gr33nv0idx4 5 лет назад +26

    *He looks like Sid from ice age.*

  • @internationalplayboi4277
    @internationalplayboi4277 5 лет назад +14

    The editing in this video is absolutely amazing

  • @nameless7047
    @nameless7047 5 лет назад +18

    The MOMENT he mentioned that dude taking a jab at the brits, I was like "yeah I know exactly what video he's talking about"

  • @Kitty-we6il
    @Kitty-we6il 5 лет назад +18

    "or comedy"
    "wooooow" fav

  • @aubreybourque4321
    @aubreybourque4321 5 лет назад +20

    "Arrogant Tik Tok Star Pretends To Have A Girlfriend For Views...
    "
    Me: James just got a idea

  • @chiltonbingham3396
    @chiltonbingham3396 5 лет назад +19

    I love your channel sooooo much keep rocking

  • @madi_o99
    @madi_o99 5 лет назад +2

    This editing is marvellous. Absolutely astounding. Thank you James Marriott. I thoroughly enjoyed viewing this

  • @katietesterman3345
    @katietesterman3345 4 года назад +24

    When he said "my girlfriend is-" I got an ad for diapers

  • @thathooman2454
    @thathooman2454 5 лет назад +14

    So happy that you post often because I love you're video's😊❤

  • @Diabetesnofan23
    @Diabetesnofan23 3 года назад +3

    Imma be honest, Chase Keith had the biggest turnaround for a TikTok star.

  • @amen_thol
    @amen_thol 5 лет назад +72

    Nobody:
    Literally not a soul:
    Jamey: Shawdenfweude
    Me, a german: **bad british accent** whatttare you sayin?

    • @NooZzleZ
      @NooZzleZ 5 лет назад

      It's Linus james is a tory he cant help it

  • @julia-db7pk
    @julia-db7pk 5 лет назад +4

    the editing recently has been sososo good, i can tell you're improving (in your jokes and set up and all)!! love this video and u x

  • @carolineknight7976
    @carolineknight7976 5 лет назад +8

    when they said victory royale i was half expecting george to burst in the room and scream fortnite

  • @caspermcmurray1242
    @caspermcmurray1242 5 лет назад +84

    love them saying gen z as if they aren’t literally both gen z i-

    • @opheliasrue
      @opheliasrue 5 лет назад +11

      They’re millennials

    • @Rosesrii
      @Rosesrii 5 лет назад +1

      @@opheliasrue I - James is gen Z sis born after 1994 is gen Z

    • @opheliasrue
      @opheliasrue 5 лет назад

      Srishtti Nag No, gen z is born after 1998

    • @Rosesrii
      @Rosesrii 5 лет назад +1

      @@opheliasrue lol no you might as well google it I'm a 1998 kid I know very well I'm a gen Z

    • @opheliasrue
      @opheliasrue 5 лет назад +1

      Srishtti Nag I meant to include 1998, sorry, but 1994 is far too early for Gen Z

  • @ciara5264
    @ciara5264 5 лет назад +87

    No one:
    Willne: ⬜

  • @JsSj-qz3mo
    @JsSj-qz3mo 4 года назад +11

    “Jennifer Anniston’s my pretend girlfriend”

  • @timtam7294
    @timtam7294 5 лет назад +11

    Imagine having enough confidence and charisma to be worthy of an imaginary girlfriend

  • @shanshan-yw1rj
    @shanshan-yw1rj 5 лет назад +5

    I saw the first tiktok and violently shuddered. What British lad is like that? 😂

  • @kyrabennett4387
    @kyrabennett4387 3 года назад

    I love the editing man, absolutely amazing XD

  • @katharinemerfeld9379
    @katharinemerfeld9379 5 лет назад +12

    Conspiracy theory: his girlfriend has ABSOLUTELY NO PIERCINGS

  • @brie
    @brie 5 лет назад +5

    this guy who “likes me” wanted to take a picture with me last week at this camp I went to and I’m still convinced it was so other people would think he has a gf... he hasn’t really talked to me since

  • @liarbunny6081
    @liarbunny6081 4 года назад +4

    "This is gen z"... we dont claim them, dont bring us into this

  • @taylortaner5098
    @taylortaner5098 5 лет назад +15

    How has James not hit 1mil subs yet?!

  • @eb6938
    @eb6938 5 лет назад +16

    Yes yes very proud of borris🇬🇧
    Welcome to the James Marriott channel 😂 ly❤️💕

    • @l.dt1993
      @l.dt1993 5 лет назад

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @adam3079
      @adam3079 5 лет назад +1

      Up the ra 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

  • @hllktty-zq6un
    @hllktty-zq6un 4 года назад

    Am I the only one who is OBSESSED with his outro? Like I love the music and how it’s just the BEST. I stan James!

  • @kyledon-wauchope1645
    @kyledon-wauchope1645 5 лет назад +51

    When I saw the titlel, I wondered why James was making another video about himself.

  • @Rose-bk4hh
    @Rose-bk4hh 5 лет назад +49

    Upload schedules great?
    *Who are you and what have you done with James Marriott?*

  • @SpeedSheikh
    @SpeedSheikh 3 года назад +1

    telling americans that someone from Aberdeen or Glasgow has a british accent would confuse tf out of them. they think on the entire island of britain, we just speak either the queens english or black cab lol

  • @mental-state6518
    @mental-state6518 5 лет назад +16

    Tik toker :(makes fun of British people)
    Noone:
    Notasinglesoul:
    James mariot:POVS!!!

  • @gjones9282
    @gjones9282 5 лет назад +5

    Me and my friends were talking about him last week and we kept saying how he was like like "GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND"

  • @nEmette28
    @nEmette28 4 года назад +1

    This collab is the posh and the working class colliding 😂

  • @welshcrusade9837
    @welshcrusade9837 4 года назад +35

    Tbh, I so far haven't come across an Americain that I actually liked.

    • @Randompuffin1
      @Randompuffin1 4 года назад +7

      Tbh I don’t even take offense to that you just gotta find the chill ones

    • @Anonymous-eo2er
      @Anonymous-eo2er 4 года назад +10

      Well there’s around 328,239,000 more of them for you to meet... you’ll find one
      Eventually

    • @jspearcb9783
      @jspearcb9783 3 года назад +1

      Just find the ones that get high tbh chill as hell

    • @ashleyclacy8879
      @ashleyclacy8879 3 года назад

      Bernie sanders, enough said

  • @clappedspudway2249
    @clappedspudway2249 5 лет назад +39

    NEVER CLICKED SO FAST IN MY LIFE 💘💗💕💞💖💝💓

  • @caitlincallan
    @caitlincallan 5 лет назад +1

    I LOVE this editing

  • @Aphrodite890
    @Aphrodite890 5 лет назад +6

    The villager sounds Everytime will curses, 😭😭

  • @sebastiannilsen9246
    @sebastiannilsen9246 5 лет назад +4

    Ur editing had increased so much since the last vid

  • @badlydrawn4178
    @badlydrawn4178 5 лет назад +2

    1:35
    Ive only heard of anything simmilar in Stanley or Consett. However these creatures are just legend and havent been spotted in centuries.

  • @user-mu1jz9tb7v
    @user-mu1jz9tb7v 5 лет назад +4

    Currently waiting for James to prank us with a girlfriend 😂😂

  • @envyrem
    @envyrem 5 лет назад +12

    I followed Chase because of his Sims TikTok and then forgot about him

  • @taynebarlow4848
    @taynebarlow4848 5 лет назад

    Your videos are so under appreciated man, really dig the new editing!

  • @blacktemplar9499
    @blacktemplar9499 5 лет назад +8

    American English war?
    Ey English, the Dutch are with ya

  • @annag1740
    @annag1740 5 лет назад +11

    How have I JUST realised how posh James is...
    He's almost as posh as my baby, Daniel Howell. *almost*

    • @lilliannag
      @lilliannag 5 лет назад +2

      I saw Daniel Howell im intrigued

    • @annag1740
      @annag1740 5 лет назад +1

      @@lilliannag I just try to mention Dan and Phil in as many comments as possible so that all the Phans out their can take refuge in my comment. *LAddErS*

    • @lilliannag
      @lilliannag 5 лет назад +2

      @@annag1740*_They're my most favourite thing to climb onnnn_*

    • @lilliannag
      @lilliannag 5 лет назад +3

      @@annag1740 also thanks for letting me take refuge

    • @annag1740
      @annag1740 5 лет назад +1

      @@lilliannag Phans can take refuge in The Phan Hotel of Comments! So long as they respect Dan and Phil, they can stay anytime! Free of Charge!