When I started watching this I thought to myself, "I've watched six of these today and techno hasn't killed a Karen yet. I am not stopping until I am satisfied!" And then, lol and behold, Techno murdered a Karen. Thank you for filling me with satisfaction
I relate to Phil W A Y too much- Being called 'dad' by my friends trying to convince my 'children' not to commit crimes (including murder, arson, etc.) *_Don't punt the child don't punt the child don't-_*
When Tommy yelled “road trip” all I could hear/visualize the time he aggressively auto tuned him singing it while following Wilbur. (I think it was Wilbur)
If staring was a crime, then the look that technoblade had after he found out what the Karen did would put in in death row with 1 charge of the end of the world, 3 charges of war crimes, and 10 crimes of attempted murder.
Karen:RESPECT YOUR ELDERS Me:I’ll start respecting you when you get a better fashion sense... woman you look like a discount of Barbie from Walmart Karen: 👁 👄 👁 Me:✨Bye Discount✨
I like the fact that phill just knows when techno says pro gamer move and not even worried its his blood cause 1 rule in life is TECHNOBLADE NAVER DIES.
“ID LIKE TO COMMIT A FEW WARCRIMES” nice is this your first time? How many? If it’s less than 3 I will be very upset “I am very much dead! If you don’t leave soon I can show you what it’s like!” YES I GOT THE SHOVEL “I guess you didn’t learn the first time so let me remind you one more time!” YES ILL HOLD DADZA BACK SO HE DOESNT INTERFERE 3:05 me waiting for someone to give Ghostbur a carrot
It’s weird to think techno turned out the best out of all of them.... Wilbur- Ghost, blew up his own nation, obsessed with women, Tommy- Useless to the plot at this point, was in exile, almost committed suicide, obsessed with women Techno- Anarchist, Loves farming potatoes, lives in a cottage in the snow
Развлечения
Techno: "Dont worry Phil it's not my blood"
Ya see thats the problem-
As long as it’s not Techno’s blood it’s fine
@@saltybicky2980
agreeee
If your a fnaf gacha tuber who calls the crying child chris or cc and not his real name please fuck off because it's evan
@@classicsanstheskeleton3462 What the hell dude, there are such things called AU's and opinions, so let other people have them
@@classicsanstheskeleton3462 u do realise that evan isn't his real name either, his name hasn't been confirmed
The peer mention of murder is already a 10/10
death
Torture
Yessir
Yes sir yes sir yes sir
Pain
“ID LIKE TO COMMIT A FEW WARCRIMES” same same already have
I’d like to commit arson
I would like some friends to commit war crimes with first
Hehehehehe. You got 69 likes.
Well not anymore'
Mood
"Don't punch the child, don't punch the child, don't punch-"
God bless Phil and his incredible skill with children lmao
*punt punt punt punt
@@minecraftbee8560 Either way I would not have had that patience
@@arandomaro1042 what do u mean
Me when I’m getting pulled around by over 15 kindergarteners:
i love ur profile it respects ppl like me
it's ok, she was an orphan, Techno "LOVE" orphan
Then techno gonna kill her soon
After loving her :).....
@@dot6118 he already did
@@hugothibodeau6137 i know but its a joke
Indeed techno do "Love" orphans
Yeah techno LOVES orphans that’s why his sword is called orphan lover
Lesson here, ladies and gents: *Don't go to Walmart. Always go to Dollar Tree.*
Yep
I got to Sams Club- No Karen's there
@Oof the pound shop 😎
Me whos arabic:👁👄👁
@@bloom_mochi8739 *O H*
*” don’t worry Phil, it’s not my blood “* 👁👄👁
...
Bai bai
As long as it’s not Techno’s blood it’s fine
heh heh heh...
oh *god*
*"THATS WHAT IM WORRIED ABOUT-.."*
Techno : what I’mma bout to do is called a pro gamer move
*yes*
*good boy*
*Bacon i fixed it.
@@H3Y4R4T thx for fixing it
@@H3Y4R4T a pro bacon move?
WWWHYYYYYYYYYYYY
*blood for the blood gods*
I just said “murder could never be boring...it’s so INTERESTING!!!” Then I realized I sounded like a psychopath XD
XD,i can relate
I can relate XD
So, in front of my parents, I said something about arson and murder. My friend was very proud, my parents were horrified
@@shokanwnds 😅 I talk about stuff like that so often my parents are used to it XD
@@mossisalive My parents aren’t used to it, not mention, at one point they both worked at a prison.
In fact, my quit only five years ago
"Don't worry Phil, it's not my blood"
That's not any better-
Uuuhhhhm well ya see, that is even worse, gosh dammit
Phil: I pray to the sky gods that this goes well
The Sky Gods: * *uno reverse card* *
When you accidentally anger a child with anger issues, a talking ghost, an angry father, and a pig that drop kicked a child in self defense: 👁👄👁💧
I like how the thumbnail is just wilbur and techno being protective and philza is just wondering what had he walked into
Heh
"I pray to the sky gods" is probably the best thing I've seen Phil say in these videos
*BIRDZA*
Barb man go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*birb*(i hate autocorrect)
Me:gets ready to kill a karen
Me from a different universe:is other me sane or insane
answer : sane 😀🔪✨😇
the answer is yes
When I started watching this I thought to myself, "I've watched six of these today and techno hasn't killed a Karen yet. I am not stopping until I am satisfied!"
And then, lol and behold, Techno murdered a Karen. Thank you for filling me with satisfaction
I relate to Phil W A Y too much-
Being called 'dad' by my friends
trying to convince my 'children' not to commit crimes (including murder, arson, etc.)
*_Don't punt the child don't punt the child don't-_*
YESSSSSS IM AT THE PART WHERE TOMMY IS EXILED
I'm at the part where spoiler alert;
Dream is in J a i l
@@peril_ous3151 I AM TOO I caught up with everything 🥰🥰
Hi I am doge yay I am DOGE YAY
@@dogeyay4377 hi doge yay 🥰🥰
Im at the part where tommys dead
I love the representation of Ghostbur that when he’s angry his eyes turn red, its just the minim detail that makes the video even better. ❤
That was like so freaking accurate. I literally died of laughter. 💯👌😂
Techno: "Don't worry, it's not my blood."
Dadza: "I know, that's what I'm worried about..."
Me: *wheezing from laughter*
I like where this is going
Why do I feel like techno would also say “I just made a kid an orphan”
Two kills in one day
@@StormCloudLuvid yes :) two kills one day
@@mr_lonely_boy The blood god shall be pleased with two kills in one day
@@StormCloudLuvid yes he has been pleased
I mean, I've made a baby sheep a orphan :>
Nobody:
Me during family gatherings with my younger cousins: 0:46
“Personally I’d like to commit a few minor war crimes but murder is ok to” that part left me dead xD
Tommy: swearing is a good thing
Ghostbur: my sanity is gone
Phil: I’m your dad
Techno: V I O L A N C E
“Don’t punt the child don’t punt the child” IM CACKLING
When you said cackling I could just imagine Phil cackling at something that made him laugh normally at first then just escalated XD
4:31
Tommy: "You killed your own son, why can't I kill a few couple people!?"
I love how Philza says don't punt the child many times in his head.
karen : *exists (sadly)*
techno : BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
I love how Ghostbur just started dancing with Tommy
"Don't punt the child (x10)" -me to myself when my siblings exist within ten feet of me
R.I.P philza, good luck with taking care of these sleepy bois
technoblade: just killed a woman, feeling good
Tommy: Thats my line
“dont worry phil its not my blood”
techno’s mind: *its that orphan karens blood*
Never ask a women her age, A man his salary, And Never EVER question Phil’s parenting
Ghostbur defending Tommy was my Favorite part 💜😘💜😂💜😍💜☺💜😜💜
“don’t punch the child don’t punch the child don’t punch the child don’t punch the child”
Very good parenting skills Phil
"what im about to do is called a pro gamer move"
me who knows whats about to happen: *tea kettle noises intensify*
Angry ghostbur is amazing and I love it thank you for including it
Techno: don't worry dadza its not my blood
Dadza: thats what im worried about
lmfao
"don't worry its not my blood"
um-
yes, that's what phil is worried about
Ghostbur legitimately scaring me in that thumbnail
3:59 I LOST IT HERE ALWGJWOWHWWHQK IM LAUGHING SO HARD
Tommy: 1:17
Also him: looking at the bread section
“That’s what I’m worried about-“
"Don't worry Phil, it's not my blood"
Me: Yeah, I doubt anyone thought it was
Tommy: ROADTRIP
*me living in the same country as Tommy and no one calls them roadtrip*
*mega confusion*
Philza: if anyone asks we don’t know nobody
Me: *DIES*
When Tommy yelled “road trip” all I could hear/visualize the time he aggressively auto tuned him singing it while following Wilbur. (I think it was Wilbur)
This video making me scared, mad and laugh.
Soo Underated ✨✨
Dadza: *dont punt the child*
Me: *mood man, mood.*
Is it still considered murder if it’s a Karen I’m killing?
No. Just no.
No Karen isn't bad it's better for the environment
If staring was a crime, then the look that technoblade had after he found out what the Karen did would put in in death row with 1 charge of the end of the world, 3 charges of war crimes, and 10 crimes of attempted murder.
Listening this at the same time as S&M and tommy timed the music so perfectly
1:38 dang tommy is not in a good mood i wouldn't mess with him if i was you
He also has a very strong mouth
will and tommy: teleports
karen: whats new here
Huh....Tommy said... roadtrip?
*NOW THE INTERSTATE IS PAVED WITH MEMORIES*
*claps when Techno comes back from doing his pro gamer move*
I love the meet a Karen ones where it’s not HIS blood
techno: personally i’d like to commit a few minor war crimes but murder is ok. dadza:kwjfhrhghrbejthrjtjwha- NO
Karen:RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
Me:I’ll start respecting you when you get a better fashion sense... woman you look like a discount of Barbie from Walmart
Karen: 👁 👄 👁
Me:✨Bye Discount✨
*I need something to stop myself from laughing-*
This was actually good
TOMMY DID NOT BRING THAT UP
this is so good! it deserves more likes
"Don't worry it's not my blood"
*THATS THE PROBLEM TECNO*
*Karen just completely ignores the fact that 2 "children" just teleported*
K: don’t run from me
W: teleports
This one is the most accurate I’ve seen-
Top for making a Karen:
1: Can i SPEAK TO UR MANAGER
2: short hair blonde
3: attitude
There u go 😂
« what im about to do is called a pro Gamer move » this thing let me laugh for hours.
New title: How Tommy lost his first cannon life.
“Don’t you dare run away”
* continues to *teleport* away *
I like the fact that phill just knows when techno says pro gamer move and not even worried its his blood cause 1 rule in life is TECHNOBLADE NAVER DIES.
PLS I WANT TOMMY ANGST PLEASE GIVE ME TOMMY ANGST XDDDFFFDDD
"help please!" *just broke his wings* rip rest in peace
“ID LIKE TO COMMIT A FEW WARCRIMES” nice is this your first time? How many? If it’s less than 3 I will be very upset
“I am very much dead! If you don’t leave soon I can show you what it’s like!” YES I GOT THE SHOVEL
“I guess you didn’t learn the first time so let me remind you one more time!” YES ILL HOLD DADZA BACK SO HE DOESNT INTERFERE
3:05 me waiting for someone to give Ghostbur a carrot
*insert random demon making kazoo panic attack noises and just being a pure sleep deprived demon*
We need more of pissed ghostbur cause this was awesome
While ghostbur is getting mad techno was like: killing killing killing killing butterflies
Karen "don't you dare run away from me young man respect your elders"
Me: "they didnt run away they teleportee away get it right"
Techno:I'm gonna do what's called a PRO GAMER MOVE
My mind:he gonna make some orphans
0:11 this dude just predicted Dreams song I-
It just starts with phzla looking for soap..... IM SUBBBING
It’s weird to think techno turned out the best out of all of them....
Wilbur- Ghost, blew up his own nation, obsessed with women,
Tommy- Useless to the plot at this point, was in exile, almost committed suicide, obsessed with women
Techno- Anarchist, Loves farming potatoes, lives in a cottage in the snow
I’ve gone to far into the rabbit hole
I’m obsessed with these
Someone needs to stop moi
2:11
Welcome back! *Alivebur*
nobody: Technoblade: "don't worry Phil its not my blood" Philza: "That's what I'm worried about-"
Amazing work
4:41 *and that's how tommy lost his last canon life...again??*
(Screaming in background)
We will be right back :D
I think you may have SCARED HER SOUL AWAY.
How much do you wanna bet these Karens are so bored at home that they decide to make other people miserable
you made phil relatable
i tell myself this to much xD
*don't punt the child, don't punt the child, don't punt the child, DON'T PUNT THE CHILD-*
"DON'T YOU DARE WAIT AWAY FROM ME"
me:they teleported
Techno: *"just killed a karen, felling good"*
Don't worry Phil it's not my blood
Lol you are now my favorite RUclipsr
Nothing worse than running out of soap and meeting up with a Karen harassing you.
Tommy:ROADTRIP Me:Okay then-*PLAYS ROADTRIP*