@@CogedordeFurros-c10uTechnically Johnathan had a Stand, he just never manifested it before he died, but DIO was able to manifest it after he took over his body.
What about the fact that Lisa Lisa is a smoker and yet practices Hamon, a technique that focuses mainly on lungs and breathing? Another thing is how old was Tonpetti?
@@joshuakorynta3385 I've always rationalized that as "If hamon healed Jonathan's injuries after one poke from Zeppeli, It probably does a hell of a job preventing lung cancer in an active and well trained practitioner."
Jolyne: dad can I ask you a question? Jotaro: anything, my beloved daughter Jolyne: why do you look like a teenager, if you're a marine biologist? Jotaro, Joseph and Jonhatan: Hamon tech! Jolyne: sick, teach me?
Shame the presence of more than one JoJo ended Araki's habit to have the protagonist of the part being constantly called by that nickname. I would love to have a part 4 scene in which a character says "Hey, JoJo", and then Josuke, Jotaro and Joseph say at the same time "What?"
I mean Josuke and Jolyne got called Jojo once in their respective parts but Giorno was the only Jojo not to be called that(IN the main universe at least)
3:10 Jotaro would totally learn Hamon if he knew that can make you look young for so long, I mean in Stone Ocean at the age of 50 he stills dress like he was young.
The only thing missing is the simple fact that if Jonathan is alive, he probably would've taught George II Hamon meaning he wouldve been there to fight Kars. Speedwagon implied in the manga that he had the makings of a hamon master which may mean he witnessed glimpses of George II using hamon subconsciously and since he never had anyone to teach him, he couldnt use it at will. Safe to say the entire family would be intact.
Wait, I don't actually remember Speedwagon referring to George as that. In fact, the think I do remember him saying is that George (the sequel) was just an ordinary man, unlike Joseph of Jonathan. And like, Lisa Lisa could have taught now that I think of it. She was already a master at the time as she immediately got revenge on the vampire/zombie (don't remember which but I think it was a zombie) that killed him
@EU-ug4rs Speedwagon does say he was an ordinary man but right after that follows up with saying that though he was never taught how to use hamon, he had the qualities and talent to master it. In another translation he says he had the makings of a hamon master. Either which way it may imply that he showed glimpses of using the technique subconsciously and could've mastered it had he been taught like Jonathan and Joseph did.
Everyone except Giorno would exist. Giorno came through one of the many affairs of DIO, so he wouldn't exist in this timeline. The entire family, at the cost of a dream
Let's say dio actually lived after Jonathan threw his head out of the ship, and he and another women had girono, and girono somehow looks 15 despite being nearly 150 years old
Diavolo playing the Tony Hawk game was so funny, though knowing there's a famous video about a Diavolo skin playing that game, I wish it was that version lol
And this is how the Hamon Tech secret came full circle this is the true Joestar Technique, also Jonathan throwing Dios head in the sunlight was awesome
Jonathan meeting Giorno: "Yo have Erina's hair" 😢 Jotaro: "You know that, despite being your kid, Erina has no relation with him, right?" Jonathan: "I DON'T CARE!!!"
I like how we address the concequences dio's lack of existence for part 3 and 6's stories, yet Giorno for whatever unexplainable reason also still exists.
That's criminal Edit: Wait I now realized that he doesn't get mind controlled or something so he's probably avenging his sister and making polnareffland.
GER hard countering Pucci every time he does something, then Josuke punches him into a bible. "You will now carry the word of God with you... literally!"
Wait but how would Pucci be there though? Since dio died in this that means Pucci would've never known about the heaven plan and get his stand. Maybe it's the same reason why Giorno's alive in this.
If jonathan was canonically still alive I'll assume he'll either slow his aging through hamon tech and joseph will follow his granpa or stop using it like joseph and refuse to live so long for no reason
Even if Jonathan did slow his aging with Hamon, he would be 112+ years old in part 3, and that's really pushing the limits of what Hamon is capable of. Hamon from what we've seen adds around 20 years of extra life to the user. So assuming Jonathan would naturally live to be 100, then with Hamon he could live to be 120.
The issue is, without Dio, no one in part 4 would have a stand, since Okuyasu and Kira got stands from the arrows their dads received from Enya, and the Joestar family wouldn’t have stands since Dio didn’t awaken one. Giorno also wouldn’t exist, and Pucci wouldn’t seek Heaven. DIO is by far the most influential character in JoJo, and without him, there’s no parts 3, 4, 5, or 6
Part 7, Funny Valentine tries to get Johnny from a different universe to kill him with his one shot ability, but ends up pulling Jonathan and tries again only to pull out Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno, and Jolyne because he was looking for "JoJo", then they beat the shit out of him. Part 8, Jonathan and Joseph had already teached the rest of the other four and Johnny hamon making them not age. They found other Josuke which made the rest of the gang confused on who's calling which Josuke so they called part 4 Josuke, Josuke 1 and part 8 Josuke, Josuke 2. They teamed up to beat WoU and nearly died, but thanks to Giorno and Josuke 1's stand abilities, they were mostly safe from getting injured with GER's RTZ activating and using his healing along with Crazy Diamond's healing. Josuke 2, Gappy, unlocks Go Beyond and Josuke 1 then says "So it's the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond" and proceeded to unlock Crazy Diamond: Go Beyond and in-tandem with Soft and Wet: Go Beyond and Gappy, they beat the shit out of WoU.
Lmao long time not seen a so good jojo video 1:44 the knock knock killed me i was taking a shit alone at home 💀 really felt like it was just from in front of me
The master in part 1 lived to be 200+ with hamon and jonathan was way stronger than him, so if he survived dio it wouldn't be farfecthed to say he'd make it to part 6
The funny thing is that this could very well have been a possibility because of hamon... Both joseph and Jonathan could live well in to their 150's or more with hamon
50/100 year-old Jonathan would be pretty terrifying. Imagine the great smount of Hamon power he could get after so many decades of training
Bro is like an second sun at this point-
Johnathan: The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
he could even have developed a stand
@CogedordeFurros-c10u You mean he could’ve manifested it? He already had one.
@@CogedordeFurros-c10uTechnically Johnathan had a Stand, he just never manifested it before he died, but DIO was able to manifest it after he took over his body.
johnathan be forgetting to train his hamon for 1 day and suddenly he just vaporises from how old he is.
What about the fact that Lisa Lisa is a smoker and yet practices Hamon, a technique that focuses mainly on lungs and breathing? Another thing is how old was Tonpetti?
@@joshuakorynta3385 I've always rationalized that as "If hamon healed Jonathan's injuries after one poke from Zeppeli, It probably does a hell of a job preventing lung cancer in an active and well trained practitioner."
@@joshuakorynta3385"THIS SMOKE IS MADE FROM RARE BEETLES!! THE SMOKE CHANNELS HAMON!!!" - probably the explanation idk
True
I doubt that, but your joke is funny
Jolyne: dad can I ask you a question?
Jotaro: anything, my beloved daughter
Jolyne: why do you look like a teenager, if you're a marine biologist?
Jotaro, Joseph and Jonhatan: Hamon tech!
Jolyne: sick, teach me?
Jolyne: wait. Wtf is Hamo...
Josuke,gio: wait you guys never told us about what the hell is hammon
I weirdly read jolynes voice as seres's from hellsing abridged
@@KuenQuartz123 Jotaro: you didn't ask. We can teach that even to you, if you want
@ghostlion8616 Josuke,gio: sick teach us
"You're JoJo, you're JoJo, you're JoJo, I'M JOJO! Are there any other JoJos I should know about?"
I'm GioGio!
Everyone is Jojo
I'm outta here.
Jhonny, Josuke and Jodio at the corner:
@@abraham8591 George, George 2, Shizuka en el techo:
josuke Is still wearing his high school outfit after 12 years
Due to Rohan's OVAs isnt that just canon?
Probably because it looks like his heroes fit
And Giorno exis somehow
@@joaopedrovacilotomontilha2292 Maybe Jotato in this alternate timeline is Giorno's father
@ghostlion8616 makes sense
It would honestly be pretty amazing to have "What if...? stories about Jonathan surviving part 1. It would be pretty sweet
"Phantom Blood: A Twisted Destiny" - start of the series on AO3. Erina becomes vampire instead of random drunk and it goes from there.
A RUclipsr recently did an amazing what if of that. Sadly it's in Spanish
@@PrixtoTNT Name of the youtuber?
@@Forestsp1r1t J. Joe
@@exploertm8738then the rest of the jojos wouldn’t exist meaning new jojo’s to be created and entirely different stands
Worst part is, we know Joseph is still alive during Stone Ocean so wheelchair worm Joseph is canon
THIS
Lmfao
WHAT THE HE-
@@nickyzin_omaga Yea Araki confirmed it
Perate Yo te Conozco
Shame the presence of more than one JoJo ended Araki's habit to have the protagonist of the part being constantly called by that nickname. I would love to have a part 4 scene in which a character says "Hey, JoJo", and then Josuke, Jotaro and Joseph say at the same time "What?"
Jotato
I mean Josuke and Jolyne got called Jojo once in their respective parts but Giorno was the only Jojo not to be called that(IN the main universe at least)
@zeno8430 Gappy was also never called Jojo.
@@rocketleax5 i think hes not a jojo, but i dont know so much thing about part 8 so i can't tell
@zeno8430 giogio
3:10 Jotaro would totally learn Hamon if he knew that can make you look young for so long, I mean in Stone Ocean at the age of 50 he stills dress like he was young.
he's 41 not 50
He doesn’t need it he already looks like he gets younger every part
He'd look like a baby😂@SSlime07
@ yeh
Unless he has the right breathing technique he can’t learn it.
Jodio: how tf are you still alive
Johnny: idk, saint things...
Jodio: sick, teach me. Wait that is it saint things?..
Not actually too farfetched. Jesus was able to talk to people who had his corpse
The universe where the rock disease never happened
No one got sick and everything was a-OK with Johnny's family!
josukeight, josefumi, jobin, joshua & co. : ah yes, saint thing. the very reason for our curse
The only thing missing is the simple fact that if Jonathan is alive, he probably would've taught George II Hamon meaning he wouldve been there to fight Kars.
Speedwagon implied in the manga that he had the makings of a hamon master which may mean he witnessed glimpses of George II using hamon subconsciously and since he never had anyone to teach him, he couldnt use it at will.
Safe to say the entire family would be intact.
Wait, I don't actually remember Speedwagon referring to George as that. In fact, the think I do remember him saying is that George (the sequel) was just an ordinary man, unlike Joseph of Jonathan.
And like, Lisa Lisa could have taught now that I think of it. She was already a master at the time as she immediately got revenge on the vampire/zombie (don't remember which but I think it was a zombie) that killed him
@EU-ug4rs Speedwagon does say he was an ordinary man but right after that follows up with saying that though he was never taught how to use hamon, he had the qualities and talent to master it. In another translation he says he had the makings of a hamon master. Either which way it may imply that he showed glimpses of using the technique subconsciously and could've mastered it had he been taught like Jonathan and Joseph did.
But he was still an RAF pilot, so he may have been shot down.
@Lovewins789 he uses harmon to survive or somethin idk, or better yet he might've just avoided the war altogether for whatever reason.
Everyone except Giorno would exist. Giorno came through one of the many affairs of DIO, so he wouldn't exist in this timeline. The entire family, at the cost of a dream
I love how jojo could have easily changed if Jonathan just simply pulled the "nuh uh" option
But rip that they never would meet Polnareff.
@@Mattbuddy0947 Yes, but Cesar would still be alive.
@@Mattbuddy0947and kakyoin
The timeline was so good even Ceaser didn’t die
How does Giorno exist on this time line?!! Great vid btw, i missed the polnareff saga artstyle
Joseph convinced jonathan
Let's say dio actually lived after Jonathan threw his head out of the ship, and he and another women had girono, and girono somehow looks 15 despite being nearly 150 years old
I definitely thought of that when writing.
🏃
@@dankbidoof LMAOOO
@@dankbidoof Danikinboof is using the Joestar Technique!
Alternative title: what if the joestar birthmark carried joseph's life expectancy
I love how Giorno still existed even without Dio 💀
Nah Jonathan cheated just like his grandson you know dio stole his body leaving his head in the bottom of the Wo’or
@YuiYui-g3r Johnathan is too much of a gentleman to do that
@ you’re right why would Jonathan hit on other lady for that it’s so cruel
Jonathan would never cheat on Erina he respects every woman and man.
It's not cheating if your wife is dead
Skelathan Joestar
I like how Johngalli A just frames Jolyne for no reason since he never met Dio
"Hamon tech, Sick teach me" reference at the end is crazy
2:49 Jonathan wtf 😭😭😭😭😭
Jonathan: 💀🕺
Skeleton Jonathan be like :
He's seen better days 😭🙏
He became a saint corpse
Bros bad to the bone 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Diavolo playing the Tony Hawk game was so funny, though knowing there's a famous video about a Diavolo skin playing that game, I wish it was that version lol
I was half expecting an old fifa game but it'll do
I was expecting cs
And this is how the Hamon Tech secret came full circle this is the true Joestar Technique, also Jonathan throwing Dios head in the sunlight was awesome
3:17 "wait wtf is hamo-"
*WEEKS LATER*
I am invincible-
@@arc-77fordo13*star plant platinum inhaling hamon*
ORA!!!
8331 DAYS LATER
Jotaro in Part 3 probably already knows what Hamon is.
Jonathan meeting Giorno: "Yo have Erina's hair" 😢
Jotaro: "You know that, despite being your kid, Erina has no relation with him, right?"
Jonathan: "I DON'T CARE!!!"
I like how we address the concequences dio's lack of existence for part 3 and 6's stories, yet Giorno for whatever unexplainable reason also still exists.
okay, now we need the version of the SBR universe where Johnny meets Josuke and then jodio
Don’t forget about
Fumi
Or yoshikage
Yoshikage doesn’t have the 2 JOs in his name tho
@ i referring mostly to part 8, josefumi and yoshikage ya know
1:03 They never met Polnareff
The good timeline
That's criminal
Edit: Wait I now realized that he doesn't get mind controlled or something so he's probably avenging his sister and making polnareffland.
they wouldnt have met kakyoin either
@@XDDocXD Kakyoin studied at the same school as Jotaro if i'm not wrong, so there would be a possibility of them meeting each other
@@Pedro-vj7ssdidn’t he transfer to Jotaro’s school to get closer to him? Or something.
GER hard countering Pucci every time he does something, then Josuke punches him into a bible.
"You will now carry the word of God with you... literally!"
Hold up this writing is fire dawg
Wait but how would Pucci be there though? Since dio died in this that means Pucci would've never known about the heaven plan and get his stand.
Maybe it's the same reason why Giorno's alive in this.
Eventually Pucci stops thinking.
@pizardl3571 Maybe Josuke was in Florida for some reason and Pucci said his hair was ass or something.
1:10 thanks narc anastasia™
1:44
I know that I am in an open area and that there is a wall right next to me, but GOD DAMNIT that knock made me more paranoid than Diavolo
Boutta end his whole introvert life in less then 2 seconds.
Bro I'm standing in my room and the knock came from my window 😢
I love Jonathan so much and absolutely love the idea of Jonathan just going around as the world's kindest and buffest old man
0:16 this is a real thing btw. The Coca in Coca Cola be like
Jonathan's hamon is so powerful, he could still crack them move even after discomposing.
If jonathan was canonically still alive I'll assume he'll either slow his aging through hamon tech and joseph will follow his granpa or stop using it like joseph and refuse to live so long for no reason
Even if Jonathan did slow his aging with Hamon, he would be 112+ years old in part 3, and that's really pushing the limits of what Hamon is capable of. Hamon from what we've seen adds around 20 years of extra life to the user. So assuming Jonathan would naturally live to be 100, then with Hamon he could live to be 120.
We got jojo, jojo, jojo, jo... Somehow jo, gio gio and jojo all in one video
0:15 This New Yorker Still Makes Coca Cola The Old Fashioned Way
1:25 insert the "invisible" by duran duran
Kept you waiting huh
Josuke's mustache in part 6 is the funniest shit ive ever seen
2:57 the ascension ost somehow worked so well and I love it 😂
Giorno would technically not exist if Jonathan won
He uhhh he came from uhhhh- deleting the whole channel brb
hamon tech
hamon tech
I’d like to think that Jonathan and Erina were able to still have a son after so many years
@@MarkRs-q4w Erina is dead in part 3, and Jonathan would probably be too but he could maybe still barely be alive as a super old man using Hamon.
Jonathan turned into William Afton 💀
Johnathan literally lives with the power of hammon
Jonathan's death actually doomed the entire universe in Jojo, crazy to think about it
0:41 bro is not shadow the hedgehog
Shadow is a Jojo reference🤑👍
@@saromi2705 yea
technically shadow is a JoJo reference because Kars came out before shadow was introduced
@Broly13685 I know lol it's J's funny how they both are the ultimate lifeform
And then there’s Efilis
2:00 this was so cute
Idk why, but Joanthan petting Smokey is really funny to me
Exactly what I was thinking
2:28 He would actually do that ngl
1:16 The moment I saw Jonathan I laughed my ass off.
The issue is, without Dio, no one in part 4 would have a stand, since Okuyasu and Kira got stands from the arrows their dads received from Enya, and the Joestar family wouldn’t have stands since Dio didn’t awaken one. Giorno also wouldn’t exist, and Pucci wouldn’t seek Heaven. DIO is by far the most influential character in JoJo, and without him, there’s no parts 3, 4, 5, or 6
Remember that Enya only got the arrows because Diavolo sold them to her. In this timeline, he probably just sold them to some random unnamed evil guy
the way diavolo was jumpscared is unhinged 💀💀💀
Jolyne wouldn't even be in prison in this scenario, since Dio died, there's no reason for Pucci to set her up in that car crash
Pucci: *Accelerates the time speed in the entire universe*
Josuke and Giorno: "Sorry, our character arc is definitely closed"
Part 7, Funny Valentine tries to get Johnny from a different universe to kill him with his one shot ability, but ends up pulling Jonathan and tries again only to pull out Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno, and Jolyne because he was looking for "JoJo", then they beat the shit out of him. Part 8, Jonathan and Joseph had already teached the rest of the other four and Johnny hamon making them not age. They found other Josuke which made the rest of the gang confused on who's calling which Josuke so they called part 4 Josuke, Josuke 1 and part 8 Josuke, Josuke 2. They teamed up to beat WoU and nearly died, but thanks to Giorno and Josuke 1's stand abilities, they were mostly safe from getting injured with GER's RTZ activating and using his healing along with Crazy Diamond's healing. Josuke 2, Gappy, unlocks Go Beyond and Josuke 1 then says "So it's the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond" and proceeded to unlock Crazy Diamond: Go Beyond and in-tandem with Soft and Wet: Go Beyond and Gappy, they beat the shit out of WoU.
AMAZING
I was gonna say none of the jojos would have stands if dio died but then giorno showed up and Im like “oh yeah it’s just a shitpost.”
The idea that Raisin Jonathan managed to still make Giorno is hard to grasp
0:45 “don’t worry we have a plan”
QUADRUPLE HAMON CANNON!!!!!
1:21 the fucking persona 5 win screen 😭 you'll never see it coming
1:55 STAR PLATINUM ZA WORLDO
Jonathan's age if he still alive after part 1
Battle Tendency: 70
Stardust Crusaders: 120
Diamond is Unbreakable: 131
Golden Wind: 133
Stone Ocean:143
3:03 También ibas a andar con esa baina chamo xdd.
Lmao long time not seen a so good jojo video
1:44 the knock knock killed me i was taking a shit alone at home 💀 really felt like it was just from in front of me
love the callback to "hamon tech" at the end of the video, one of the few jojo yters who hasn't lost his charm and probably never will
Love the idea of Jonathan willing himself to remain alive.
This is so cool, thank you for making this.
I think it’s funny they added Giorno despite the dio dying
Jonathan starts wavedashing in the part 6 segment 😭🙏
Battle tendency Jonathan would be pretty cool.
The master in part 1 lived to be 200+ with hamon and jonathan was way stronger than him, so if he survived dio it wouldn't be farfecthed to say he'd make it to part 6
This is some peak JoJo content I've consumed in awhile.
I love jonathan so much😭 I’d kill to see some sweet interactions bw him and giorno
I was just about to mention how Hammon slows down aging until I saw the last clip. Bringing Joseph to deal with Diavolo was just genius lmao.
idk if its just me but your editing has improved insanely
Wow, adult Josuke has a sick beard.
I love the callback at the end, made this even better
Let's just say Jonathan was drunk one night and gave birth to Giorno's ancestor. Yeah, that should be enough to fill the hole ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Even better: giorno was frozen in ice for nearly a century, captain america style
1:16 and 2:51 Johnathan and Joseph being the old worm from SpongeBob killed me 😂
This is actually Canon since Diavolo possibly died
i love your videos so much
Playing Tony Hawk on a keyboard.
Like a *savage*.
This has to be the finale of the franchise
2:00 dude the harmonica is crazy 😭 😂
0:21 George JOESTAR II ?
Bro that knock sound effect was so good I actually had to pause the video snd check if there was someone at the door
I was waiting for the Hamon Tech joke, and I was really happy about the end.
2:06 a visitor? Hmm... Indeed, she stood behind bars long enough
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten her name
And she is EAGER to make them remember.
Kars monologuing while his enemy was going to launch him into space sounds like something he would actually do if all of them survived that far
Gold experience as always
Jojo but they’re all vampires.
1:55 Bro jonathan eyes in sans 💀
Diavolo had good taste in videogames.
The funny thing is that this could very well have been a possibility because of hamon...
Both joseph and Jonathan could live well in to their 150's or more with hamon
You didn’t forget about Dio abscence in part 3, but you forgot about resulting Giorno abscence in part 5
I love how everyone and I mean EVERYONE, forgets George ever existed 😭
2:24 Thought that Jotaro was going to say "Jolyne, we're in a JJBA musical leitmotif video"
I see Giorno used hamon tech to exist despite never having been born
I love even after 100+ years jonathan is still just there
Johnathan knows exactly the first time they invented chocolate...
Jonathan is probably living these 100+ using Hamon.
It was nice of giorno to take some time out of his busy mob boss schedule to meet his great-great grandniece