You're going to enjoy this ruclips.net/video/lsqPER9Q5VY/видео.html Translation: I don't know, if you heard that. One probably heard that. I'll just say that it was the chair.
to me it sounds more like "yeah I'm gonna need a real friend, I don't wanna risk losing him cause I need a place to crash" but I could seriously hear I'm with Mr Krabs lmao
@@captivegreen my brother play it and and then i watch them and then my brother quit playing and got scared so he move back and he forgot to press quit button and then he did it.
i like how he gets possesed and it registers it as "you talked"
you dont get possesed n talk?
@@LunarWasX you’ve never been possessed, how would you know
@@yosianderson4828 I have before shit feels werid
@@LunarWasX shitting yourself isn’t being possessed by the fart demons. It’s just you ate Taco Bell
o n e s h o t
"When you poop in your dreams you poop for real."
No comments?
@@jorgejeremy7520 no beaches??
@@mrknight3344 Serbia
@@mrknight3344 No Dad?
W😦
1. Snores "peacefully"
2. Farts to call demons
3. Possessed by demons
4. Eating a corpse
1-100 real quick
so innocent
4 stages of sleep
Oh my god 😂🤣😂
2. Putting a hole in the ozone layer
1:normal snores
2:nuclear bomb
3:enchantment table language
4:nom nom nom
Lol
true
@PurpleVoidVR0me too broski 😭😭😭💔💔💔
At number 4 he's eating a whole dick
4ayoo
I love how he just does usual snoring, farts louder than a rock concert, becomes a shadow demon and then idk and he doesn’t wake up once
Those are all Minecraft sounds in some way
then starts sucking his thumb
@@Potato_Harvey demons started gobbling on his phallus
@@lobsterfulyes9652 thats a bit sus 😳
he ate a burger
Ironically, the only one that doesn't sound like a nightmare is the nightmare one.
It sounds like he eating some imaginary 😺
He was saying something about mr krabs
@@newbornassassin7291 thats you talked
it sounds so weird tho 😭
Sounds like a meat domestic abuse
"You talked"
top 10 most demonic voices ever recorded
Fr
ÿ💧,ęūうمvくzzz_🧬šØi%Ü♪＊qWüÿÿ1👾, is what he said
"I ain't your real friend, I was just using you cuz I need this place to crash"
1.1K likes
Nice
Nah bro, it’s just an alternate.
“You Farted”
splits a molecule
IM SOBBING
LMAO 😂😂
Eeerm, asckually, splitting atoms is a better analogy ☝️🤓
and on 11:46pm the entire world shook
the fard,,,,
nice pfp
bombastic
LMAOOOO
oml fuck off, i cant stop laughing
“You farted” *literally releases a Yellowstone eruption*
He caused the big bang theory with that fart
You're going to enjoy this
ruclips.net/video/lsqPER9Q5VY/видео.html
Translation: I don't know, if you heard that. One probably heard that. I'll just say that it was the chair.
@@SsjGabe420 nope, I heard that at a Taco Bell.
@@5UBJ3CT3GG And that’s how supernovas are made
HAHAHAAAA Yellow
That's not a fart - that's a whole traffic accident.
LMFAOOOO
That one got me
Lol
@@echothefreak9396 your underrated
Lol
"You Talked"
**gets fucking possessed**
Credits: to you i had the same idea I my comment and I Saw you had the same soo credits to u I didn’t put the fu**ing part
What da heck oh no ya ohhh whyaeewhaya
"You farted"
*proceeds to have stage 99 diarrhea*
@@Butters_not_ok I think almost everybody had the same comment though😭😭😭😭
@@debbiesilas1155 true 😭😭
11:26 pm: **snoring**
11:46 pm: **opens a interdimensional portal, connecting the Bomberman and Red Dead Redemption universes together**
We did get Wario to cross over with Bomberman. Also Metal Gear Bomberman
12:06: becomes an interdimensional being
12:26 eats an imaginary burger
Maybe also Animal Crossing and DOOM: Eternal
11:46 PM: A fucking resonance cascade
He farted so powerfully that even the background changed color.
i didnt even realize that till i read this comment
@@rareIyisa same
His fart was so wet that it changed the screen color
LMAOOOO
💀
My sense of humor has officially reached rock bottom.
Laughing my ass off until my sides hurt and then I read this. I understand all too well
yes the bottom of patricks rock
the most op item no way (rock bottom + soy milk) !!! (no way tboi reference holy craaaaap)
Same
@@raeiscoolertbh so far down in rock bottom that you shit demons in your sleep
"You Talked"
*Proceeds to speak the enchantment table language* 💀 💀
LOL
LMAO
lol
"i wasn't really your friend, i was just usin' you cuz i needed a place to crash" listen closer😡
@@BOWTOBLOX what?
1. A man snores
2. The portal to hell opens in his bedroom
3. The demon asks if he has a place to crash
4. The demon eats the man
a
Number 4 will never be explainable.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣
XD
I do 4 when im asleep according to my mum
“you farted” nah this man just absolutely shitted himself and the bed lmao 🤣
People after eating taco bell be like:
amber
@@dorito3dorito3dorito LOL
Nah nah nah. He DESTROYED the bed
Why Do You Legit make stupid discord videos
Nah bruh the little purple mist cloud when he "farted"
I only noticed after you mentioned it
Ikr
NAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭
Purple haze
Bro drank too much lean before going to sleep
1. Snored a bit
2. Cute lil farts
3. Some lil morning exorcise
4. Eating toenails peacefully
Scrumptious
Scrum, Didi, dumb, dumb my pur pur
Bro snored, shat himself, and then got possessed
@NotUsedHandleon a corpse*
esy yes
Ant then started to cum
@NotUsedHandlesucking a
@@guzonjaviktoric4122no on
Pov : you're at your friend's sleepover
Ah yes, and I'm the one to get possessed, or fart lol
0:18 is the first one to sleep
I’m the one that farted
AAAAAAAAAEUGH
You fell asleep first
Next fard in approximately 2 hours
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
"you talked"
*Proceeds to unleash a 2nd dimensional universe alien*
Edit: TYSM FOR 591 I NEVER GOT THIS MORE 🥰
Edit 2: R.I.P my notifications
LOL SO FUUNNY
4th dimensional*
@@Rudieisrespectable10 dimensional
@@adilalgameel8022763 demisional
Isn't that just a 2D alien?
“You farted” “causes world war 3 with his fart”. Edit: thanks for the likes!
@Snow Squad world war fourt
He been holdin it since ww2
he's been holding that fart from 1813
@@lanceembergasendo4761 nah he been holding that since walking was invented
@@pebbly_pebble no he was holding it in space when earth was not created
0:12 "I ain't even ya real friend, I was just using you cause I need a place to crash."
- the ghost possessing him
I can't unhear that now. Thank you.
what the hell you decoded it
What the heck
Holy shit this man dissing people in his dreams
the 4 horsemen of sleeping
snored, farded, täłkęd, nightmare
@@vehicleboi5598 havent laughed out loud to a comment reply in a while, thank you brother
@@vehicleboi5598 interesting nightmare
and also the 4.4K likes
@@indetermite 👏 👏 👏
"You farted,"
He proceeds to have stage 4 diarrhoea and shitting his organs out of his body
I'm crying XD
🤣
Notice how it’s every 20 minutes this guy does something random in his sleep.
In the next 20 mins he boutta give himself a midnight rub 💀💀
Nah, he had his nightmare 12:20 hours later, as midnight would be 12 am
@@martinschannel8219 OMEGALUL
AYOO 🤨?
@@thefirstsin monkaW, even
Random tick speed
**snores**
**sharts**
*"yeah i ain't even your real friend, i was really just using you cus i needed a place to crash"*
**gallops away on his horse**
HELP ME IM LAUGHING SO HARD
YOU FORGOT TO ADD HE WAS EATING A MCDONALDS HAMBURGER!
Stolen sone of this and changed the end
@@Zonlox_ nigga that's what i heard 💀 i didn't steal shit 🤓🤓🤓
@@Zonlox_ fr????.!!!!,11111
“I ain’t even yur real friend I was really just using you cuz I needed a place to crash” ☠️☠️☠️
For some reason, I hear krusty crab
He really said that? Hmm?
Mmm?
Or “I need to replace you with the flash”.
@@ilomjjhhhh its KingBach
You snored: *semi-truck*
You farted: *EP5 TORNADO MODE ENTERS*
You talked: 👹
Nightmare: nom nom nom
"I ain't even ya real friend, I was just using you cause I need a place to crash."
~ The Demon talking in his sleep
I got the real friend part but I lowkey thought this man was talking about the krusty Krab
@@elementalgabe7860 bro same…
Thought he was saying “crasp”
@@elementalgabe7860 it definitely says ‘crash’ not crab. Listen out for the sh sound
@@elementalgabe7860 SAME
This dude slept for 12 hours
you don't?
@@WaningLoon you do?
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd, you don't?
@@SoupCannonier you do?
@@mydudesima you don't?
The farting was his body’s reaction to the demon entering him
BRO YOU KILLED MY LUNGS AHAHAAHAAA
He came in snoring and then he tried to get him out by farting, but that didn't work
SO TRUE
that demon probably was dead at that fucking hiroshima bomb of a fart
that was because of the pressure released when the demon went inside his body
"You farted"
The fart: *literal atomic bomb*
Bros signaling his home planet💀
Bro said "ET phone taco bell" 💀💀
@@justinbigdude LMFAOO
We got his signal 👽
Nah but I heard green needle
Ebbi gop doiyoing floober frop 👽 (We lost track of him captain)
*tears his anus tissue*
The app: that's fart.
Lmao
@adamlatoz-ds4xnI am also Egg
What a joyous occasion.
@@SwapPapyrus_J😃
That made me laugh harder than I should’ve lmao
0:12 I ain't ya real friend, I was just using you cause I need a place to crash
Damnn thank you I thought he was summoning demons
"I don't need a frien I was just using you cause I need to meet Mr crabs"
“I ain’t even ya real friend, I was using you just cause I need to be The Flash.”
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Quagmire? Really? Why?
"You farted"
*unleashes aggressive taco bell noises*
Would have laughed if there was a part just called "You shit yourself"
Congratulations you shit yourself!
Bro you got my ass rolling on the floor laughing 💀💀💀
@@menames184 how'd your ass detach from your lower half
@@Dubdsy don’t worry about it
He did shit himself, did you hear that fart?
0:18
he was giving the ghost the gawk gawk 3000 ain’t it 😭😭
Yes
Yes
FNF Ghost No way
@@frawog ?
@@ChristanZyle Ye
0:04 man just put a hole in the fucking ozone layer
LMFAOAOOAOA
IM FUCKING DYING
HAHAHAHHHHAHAHHHAHH
💀💀💀💀💀
💀
"You farted"
*makes a hurricane the size of a sun*
farted harded
harded
farting and harding 💹
a b honour roll
All F's
@@tablasechstitu1122 yyou ret****ed
“Yeah I ain’t gonna be your real friend [unintelligible] cus I’m with Mr Krabs “
to me it sounds more like "yeah I'm gonna need a real friend, I don't wanna risk losing him cause I need a place to crash" but I could seriously hear I'm with Mr Krabs lmao
@@notimportant5224 No I hear mr Krabs more
@@susballmapping9521 That's cool. He still very clearly says "place to crash"
@@notimportant5224 thats scary
"Yeah, I ain't even really your real friend. I'm really just visiting cause I need a place to crash"
"you farted"
*Proceeds to rennact the vesuvius eruption from 79 A.D.*
Dude what? Did your air conditioner explode?
@@lMrStickerStarlwhat?
@@The_og_moonwalkeryou dont get it
79 After Colony?
@@IronsharpI think he ment to say A.C.
1: ahh snore
2: my dad after going to the bathroom
3: Alien possesion
4: E A T
You Farted
11:46 p.m.
Gee thanks 😒
okay
What is this comment for
@@GAMER123GAMING To give thanks. Did you not read it?
@@devoige don't make a chain
okay
The "You Farted" gives me Game over vibes
He had a game over right there bro 💀
bro raged through his asshole
The man straight up died in his sleep and the sleep paralysis demon had to insert a quarter so he could keep playing
Damn his snoring sounds like Nintendo DS dry bowser.
LOL
LMAO
egg wizard
HELP
@@raincandy5511 Magolor
That fart was personal 💀
this shit got me laughing for 30 minutes no stop, I tought I was gonna die
the*
@@jayIG he*
@@renex_g3915 she*
fr fr
666 likes 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
I swear mans said "im the krusty crab"
Can't unhear it lol
@@IronPikachu724 same lol
i thought he said cuz man im in the krusty crab
Cause I need a place to crash
“Yeah I know I can be a good friend I’m the Krusty Crab” that’s what I heard-
Blud held that fart since 10,000 BC💀
It’s 2023, what the hell you mean 10,00 bc??
@@jojogold8294are you drunk
No
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jojogold8294it's a joke.....
"you farted 🫵😐"
**Proceeds to release Kim Jun Un's nuclear bomb**
0:12“I aint even your real friend, I was just using you cuz I needed a place to crash”
That's dark
THIS IS SO ACCURATE WHAT THE HELL
Pretty manipulative dream
Once you hear it you cannot unhear it
... pls tell me this is his dream..
Man snored, accidentally inhaling beans, causing him to fart, releasing his soul, which he talked to.
LMAO
True
BRUH I WHEEZED AT THIS COMMENT 🤚😭
INHALING BEANS
And then ate out
“You farted”
PROCEEDS TO REENACT THE KRAKATOA ERUPTION OF 1883
I should not be laughing at this
💀
Bro💀
bro literally 2000 people died
@@planetroamedfan7594 were you there to see all 2,000 deaths?
“You farted”
*makes the most ear shattering, toe curling, earthquake spawning, shat in history*
“you farted”
*makes an eas alarm*
@iamafraidofwomen*nuke
@@abdougamerlol3163 planet destruction*
@@SocalBassFishing universe dead heat**
@@Jeppy-l God murderer***
@iamafraidofwomennuclear apocalypse****
1. Snores loudly
2. Nuclear bomb dropped
3. Gets possessed
4. Demon gives him the gawk gawk 3000
Gives*
If the demon is giving him the gock gock 9000 why is the guy sleeping making the sounds?
I mean why would be making the sound?
@@ChristIsKing1161Hey Germany! Wait Germany? Why is that a Black bird? Oh shii!
So...peaceful night.
gets the w h a t .
the fact that he had a nightmare at 12::26 pm on implies he’s been sleeping for 13+ hours
After all that there's no way he's waking up
@@kapitanbach7411 you died (11:46 pm)
After 11:46, an demon took His soul
Wait how does that imply that? I'm dumb
@@DryWallMockery He slept from 11:26 pm to 12:26 pm. That's 13 hours.
If he slept from 11:26 pm to 12:26 am, than it would be 1 hour.
"I aint even ur friend, i was just rizzimg you in class"
That's what i heard when he spoke😂
“you farted”
*proceeds to shit organs out*
Man I'm dead
Lol
X DE BFB???
@@BACONDUST22💀💀💀
what?
*this is some analogue horror type shit right here💀💀*
Bruh 💀
analog horror is fucking garbage
@@alviOST agreed (ignore my pfp)
@@alviOST have you even seen local58
@@CazicTheProtogen yeah its shit
my man farted so good the demon thought man's soul already left
True. True. XD
LMAO
700th like
Officer: Sir do you have any idea of what caused this humongous trembling diarrhea fart? Man: Taco Bell.
If I woke up to that "you talked" recording id never sleep again
Yeah it sounds like he became a demon lol
If I woke up to the you farted one I would just tear off my eyelids
Wat
And then die of sleep deprivation.
It's not a demon it's his fake friend saying: I ain't ya real friend, I just need some place to crash. If you listen closely
Ive watched this for like 5 times in a row and I still cant stop laughing
Right why is it so funny
Same LOL
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched this
Same I’m crying rn
SAME
bro i feel bad for his future wife sleeping next to him
theres definitely gonna be marriage problems even on the first day of marriage
The first night of their honeymoon she goes through the five stages of grief simultaneously as he starts summoning a demon in his sleep
@@Daizedd All of it except acceptance nobody can accept that reality
Her fault for being awake so late
@@totallymaortal1211 how tf she supposed to sleep through farts like that?
@@enough2715
fart louder
Bro really turned into weird strict dad in real life💀💀💀
that wasn't a fart that was diarrhea
explosive
bloody
You've cracked the case, Sherlock!
moist
Tasty
“you farted”
*1v1’s his digestive system*
𝕐𝕆 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕀𝕊 𝕊𝕆 𝔽𝕌ℕℕ𝕐 𝕀 CANT😭😭
thats not a nightmare thats somethin diff bruhh
@@Mike_superyo your font makes your question more cringier
@@PaulBattleCATS how is it cringe? 💀
It’s not even a question!
@PaulRBX your grammar is gonna make me die from cringe, not even accounting for the fact that you exist
This man transcended existence in several ways in a single night.
1st to reply
Bro sounds like SCP 3008💀
“You farted”
*Proceeds to recreate the Big Bang*
That’s Max size for a fart
“You farted”
*proceeds to activate Fnaf 6 jump scare*
So true they are horrible
TRUEEEE
OMG LOL IKR
The fnaf 6 ones aren’t scary but god they are so loud. That game probably scared me the most out of any in the franchise.
@@captivegreen my brother play it and and then i watch them and then my brother quit playing and got scared so he move back and he forgot to press quit button and then he did it.
All of this happened over the span of an hour 😭
well the nightmare happened at 12 p.m., not a.m., so that is incorrect 🤓
Lmfaoo
Over 13 actually
13 hours**
@@atanaZion bro was sleeping for 13 hours???
Bro was talking to his demons💀😭
"You Farted" sounds more like he is taking a huge crap on his bed.
Diarrhea on the next level
Taco bell does that sometimes.
“and it went down the bed, like lava”
-nikocado avocado
@Bread Boi True. Lol
Amber Heard type beat
bro just ripped open a hole in the multiverse with that fart 💀
😂😂😂
@Dïïvision your mom
I just ripped a hole in the metaverse
Fr
"It's a canon event.
This should actually appear as a YT Shorts ad.
Agree, I have shit like this in my reccomended way too often
@Don’t_click_this_profile DO NOT BE A BOT 😂😂
@@BlazinPheonix32i have shit like this 😱😱
I noticed all of the events happened exactly 20 minutes apart
I like how nightmare is the most peaceful and calm one😂
but the most non kid friendly so not really
@@freezytsx5081 i was thinking hey maybe it was meant to be thumb sucking noises. But the way it sounds isn't very convincing😂
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear eli
@@AxxLAfriku oh. It’s you.
@@AxxLAfriku take the bait*
kinda ironic bc im replying to this guy which technically makes me fall for the bait
I love how the nightmare is just him smacking his lips
Nah he jerking his shit all sloppy
You know V0rë thats basically what hes dreaming about
@@Balls199 V0rë? What’s that?
@@Black_Swan1937 type vore on RUclips and you will see
@@Balls199 I’d rather not
homie fr recited the krakatoa explosion with his ass 💀
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
I fucking howled in laughter at this 😭😭😭
Man I fucking chocked my spit on this shit
Shgausgaywgysgaydywgdywgtagwyegsuagusheudhdu why is this so fucking funny
no way 💀💀💀
That fart probably made his soul come out 💀
"you farted"
*Begin audio prompt in 3... 2... 1...*
That's the next Jumpscare.
Fanaf
Gűgsahśķűæ
-audio prompt, 2017
@godzillaworks4585 you mean fnaf right? Not "five aerial nights at freddys"
@@glitterasharinalucky2221 feddy
1. snores
2.farts for demons to possess him
3. wants demon to be friend
4.eating taco bell
and then the cycle repeats
2.he eated too much taco bell**
4 sounded like suc-
what makes this even scarier is that the page wasn't loaded and it was only the video.
i can only imagine what you saw and felt when that happened...
happens all the time. fuck youtube
...
Bro its not even scary its a meme stupid.
@@jaygdad he does what he wants
The you farted got me rolling and almost woke my mom up💀💀💀
**literally gets possessed by 7034 demons at once** the app: You talked
"We are the Legion"
“Nah I wasn’t even your friend, I was just using you cuz I needed a place to crash”
that’s his call for help
May the force be with you more like may the demons be with you-
@@Stefa87i thought he said "because i need mr krabs"
@@SocalBassFishinglet’s goooo blackheart refrence
“You farted”
*Tears and shreds the universe apart, causing a rupture in reality and releasing the loudest, most ear-bursting noise known to man*
LOL
Why is this comment underrated?
125 likes and 2 comments? Lemme fix that rq🗣️🔥‼️
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP IM SHITTING BRICKS AND MY GRANDFATHERS ASHES HELP 🍔🍔🍔🍔💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋✋✋✋✋✋🍑
420 likes let's gooo
0:04 “MOM I SHIT THE BED”
LOL
NO SWERING
but agreeable
LMAO
Same for me rn
Yes
"Yeah i aint even yo real friend, i was really just using you cause i need a place to crash" 🤔
1: snores like a lawnmower
2: farts so hard the neighbors can smell it
3: possessed
4: eating something juicy
Eating something juicy
thats kinda sus
@@letrollinternetexplorer9058 your joke is related to my name
I think the "something juicy" was him
Devils sleep routine approved
"You Farted"
Causes the largest mass extinction in human history
💀💀💀
He either fall asleep on toilet or took it right on bed unknowingly
@@SobaYatai LMAAAOOOOOOO
Bro had taco bell as dinner
Hello there again
Well. I'm no longer one of your clones
i love how there is a dark spot when he fards
Here at 169 likes :-)
i like to believe that replacing the t in fart to d originated from kracc bacc
@@chair._ the funi guy
@@ProjectEurobeat 10/10 content
@@twitcher_4 shut up
1. normal sleep
2. sharting
3. Sleeping with aliens
4. Taking gwak gwak