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  • @_Shogun_
    @_Shogun_ 2 года назад +128247

    i like how he gets possesed and it registers it as "you talked"

    • @LunarWasX
      @LunarWasX 2 года назад +279

      you dont get possesed n talk?

    • @yosianderson4828
      @yosianderson4828 2 года назад +1793

      @@LunarWasX you’ve never been possessed, how would you know

    • @LunarWasX
      @LunarWasX 2 года назад +826

      @@yosianderson4828 I have before shit feels werid

    • @Kirply
      @Kirply 2 года назад +257

      @@LunarWasX shitting yourself isn’t being possessed by the fart demons. It’s just you ate Taco Bell

    • @unicornbeast1671
      @unicornbeast1671 2 года назад +300

      o n e s h o t

  • @AndIChoseToSpeakFAX
    @AndIChoseToSpeakFAX 2 года назад +38082

    1. Snores "peacefully"
    2. Farts to call demons
    3. Possessed by demons
    4. Eating a corpse

  • @Sgzxlvm
    @Sgzxlvm 2 месяца назад +2176

    1:normal snores
    2:nuclear bomb
    3:enchantment table language
    4:nom nom nom

    • @kristamu06
      @kristamu06 2 месяца назад +10

      Lol

    • @Nothing-h6f
      @Nothing-h6f 2 месяца назад +10

      true

    • @Jawirnyasar
      @Jawirnyasar 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@PurpleVoidVR0me too broski 😭😭😭💔💔💔

    • @nonamee-253
      @nonamee-253 Месяц назад

      At number 4 he's eating a whole dick

    • @nuclear495
      @nuclear495 Месяц назад +3

      4ayoo

  • @FamilyVlog703
    @FamilyVlog703 3 месяца назад +640

    "You Talked"
    **gets fucking possessed**

    • @NyoulChol
      @NyoulChol Месяц назад +3

      Credits: to you i had the same idea I my comment and I Saw you had the same soo credits to u I didn’t put the fu**ing part

    • @BOBrob0l0xz
      @BOBrob0l0xz 26 дней назад

      What da heck oh no ya ohhh whyaeewhaya

    • @ThatIsJust20thCenturyFox
      @ThatIsJust20thCenturyFox 15 дней назад +2

      "You farted"
      *proceeds to have stage 99 diarrhea*

    • @IambigChungus403
      @IambigChungus403 20 часов назад

      ​@@ThatIsJust20thCenturyFox fr

  • @g6rf
    @g6rf 2 года назад +11831

    “You farted” *literally releases a Yellowstone eruption*

    • @SsjGabe420
      @SsjGabe420 2 года назад +235

      He caused the big bang theory with that fart

    • @kevanerdelaghetto
      @kevanerdelaghetto 2 года назад +1

      You're going to enjoy this
      ruclips.net/video/lsqPER9Q5VY/видео.html
      Translation: I don't know, if you heard that. One probably heard that. I'll just say that it was the chair.

    • @5UBJ3CT3GG
      @5UBJ3CT3GG 2 года назад +83

      @@SsjGabe420 nope, I heard that at a Taco Bell.

    • @Jimmyfish54
      @Jimmyfish54 2 года назад +68

      @@5UBJ3CT3GG And that’s how supernovas are made

    • @NikoBellic_A.I
      @NikoBellic_A.I 2 года назад +9

      HAHAHAAAA Yellow

  • @Horison479
    @Horison479 2 года назад +8521

    11:26 pm: **snoring**
    11:46 pm: **opens a interdimensional portal, connecting the Bomberman and Red Dead Redemption universes together**

    • @revolverocelot423
      @revolverocelot423 2 года назад +53

      We did get Wario to cross over with Bomberman. Also Metal Gear Bomberman

    • @user-lh5hl4sv8z
      @user-lh5hl4sv8z 2 года назад +68

      12:06: becomes an interdimensional being

    • @anklebroken4403
      @anklebroken4403 2 года назад +52

      12:26 eats an imaginary burger

    • @a_very_burnt_steak
      @a_very_burnt_steak 2 года назад +10

      Maybe also Animal Crossing and DOOM: Eternal

    • @stellarbastard98
      @stellarbastard98 2 года назад +15

      11:46 PM: A fucking resonance cascade

  • @tylxr1
    @tylxr1 3 месяца назад +114

    “You Farted”
    splits a molecule

  • @GD_Default
    @GD_Default 3 месяца назад +204

    1. Snored a bit
    2. Cute lil farts
    3. Some lil morning exorcise
    4. Eating toenails peacefully

    • @mesmo_n
      @mesmo_n Месяц назад +4

      Scrumptious

  • @KaMui_AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs
    @KaMui_AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs 2 года назад +46937

    That's not a fart - that's a whole traffic accident.

  • @ghos7yt
    @ghos7yt 2 года назад +28609

    I love how he just does usual snoring, farts louder than a rock concert, becomes a shadow demon and then idk and he doesn’t wake up once

    • @gabrieleporru4443
      @gabrieleporru4443 2 года назад +405

      Those are all Minecraft sounds in some way

    • @nigachad4031
      @nigachad4031 2 года назад +250

      then starts sucking his thumb

    • @lobsterfulyes9652
      @lobsterfulyes9652 2 года назад +670

      @@nigachad4031 demons started gobbling on his phallus

    • @nigachad4031
      @nigachad4031 2 года назад +190

      @@lobsterfulyes9652 thats a bit sus 😳

    • @knifedbykeith
      @knifedbykeith 2 года назад +82

      he ate a burger

  • @GeographyelExpert
    @GeographyelExpert 3 месяца назад +696

    "you talked"
    *Proceeds to unleash a 2nd dimensional alien*
    Edit: TYSM FOR 591 I NEVER GOT THIS MORE 🥰
    Edit 2: R.I.P my notifications

  • @KIDWH0IS_PR3MIUM
    @KIDWH0IS_PR3MIUM 4 месяца назад +503

    "You Talked"
    *Proceeds to speak the enchantment table language* 💀 💀

  • @89horizon
    @89horizon 2 года назад +9828

    "When you poop in your dreams you poop for real."

  • @gammonsfamily4142
    @gammonsfamily4142 2 года назад +14962

    He farted so powerfully that even the background changed color.

    • @rareIyisa
      @rareIyisa 2 года назад +355

      i didnt even realize that till i read this comment

    • @Tendra-
      @Tendra- 2 года назад +30

      @@rareIyisa same

    • @BallMuncher555
      @BallMuncher555 2 года назад +429

      His fart was so wet that it changed the screen color

    • @heyycoo9833
      @heyycoo9833 2 года назад +50

      LMAOOOO

    • @baller1352
      @baller1352 2 года назад +28

      💀

  • @The_fallout_guy4109
    @The_fallout_guy4109 3 месяца назад +237

    "You farted,"
    He proceeds to have stage 4 diarrhoea and shitting his organs out of his body

  • @warm_isolation_cat
    @warm_isolation_cat 3 месяца назад +23

    "You farted"
    The fart: *literal atomic bomb*

  • @theskeleton3736
    @theskeleton3736 2 года назад +3571

    “you farted” nah this man just absolutely shitted himself and the bed lmao 🤣

  • @ThatGuySterling
    @ThatGuySterling 2 года назад +30545

    Ironically, the only one that doesn't sound like a nightmare is the nightmare one.

    • @quandaledingle7481
      @quandaledingle7481 2 года назад +1513

      It sounds like he eating some imaginary 😺

    • @newbornassassin7291
      @newbornassassin7291 2 года назад +537

      He was saying something about mr krabs

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 2 года назад +99

      @@newbornassassin7291 thats you talked

    • @angeII
      @angeII 2 года назад +122

      it sounds so weird tho 😭

    • @lechonkawali5725
      @lechonkawali5725 2 года назад +165

      Sounds like a meat domestic abuse

  • @CamiloxRoblox_OF
    @CamiloxRoblox_OF 3 месяца назад +75

    1: ahh snore
    2: my dad after going to the bathroom
    3: Alien possesion
    4: E A T

  • @gameeditsX
    @gameeditsX 3 месяца назад +94

    "You farted"
    *unleashes aggressive taco bell noises*

  • @BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore
    @BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore 2 года назад +8128

    Nah bruh the little purple mist cloud when he "farted"

  • @spicychipgaming2080
    @spicychipgaming2080 2 года назад +45265

    and on 11:46pm the entire world shook

  • @nano34677
    @nano34677 4 месяца назад +44

    "You farted"
    *proceeds to fart out a goddamn lightning*

  • @pancakemacbuttery9142
    @pancakemacbuttery9142 Месяц назад +4

    “You farted”
    *the entirety of US highway traffics crashing into each other*

  • @OodleRt
    @OodleRt Год назад +1866

    Bro snored, shat himself, and then got possessed

  • @centralintelligenceagency9003
    @centralintelligenceagency9003 2 года назад +5380

    My sense of humor has officially reached rock bottom.

    • @Unkip
      @Unkip 2 года назад +175

      Laughing my ass off until my sides hurt and then I read this. I understand all too well

    • @raeiscoolertbh
      @raeiscoolertbh 2 года назад +24

      yes the bottom of patricks rock

    • @Bonphia
      @Bonphia 2 года назад +18

      the most op item no way (rock bottom + soy milk) !!! (no way tboi reference holy craaaaap)

    • @dasaltypotato9587
      @dasaltypotato9587 2 года назад

      Same

    • @poiaris3322
      @poiaris3322 2 года назад +4

      @@raeiscoolertbh so far down in rock bottom that you shit demons in your sleep

  • @EnviusWasPrawnReady
    @EnviusWasPrawnReady 3 месяца назад +88

    "you farted 🫵😐"
    **Proceeds to release Kim Jun Un's nuclear bomb**

  • @Seven19cool20ih
    @Seven19cool20ih 3 месяца назад +13

    You snored: *semi-truck*
    You farted: *EP5 TORNADO MODE ENTERS*
    You talked: 👹
    Nightmare: nom nom nom

  • @Eban..
    @Eban.. 2 года назад +22528

    Next fard in approximately 2 hours

  • @cugethe1
    @cugethe1 Год назад +3416

    “You farted” bro really held that for 3 years 💀

    • @Diego-ym4rx
      @Diego-ym4rx 11 месяцев назад +57

      Nah he was holding it since 1500 B.C

    • @KewlCanadian
      @KewlCanadian 11 месяцев назад +29

      nah bro he been holdin that since 3200 BCE

    • @Magicspeed13.offical
      @Magicspeed13.offical 11 месяцев назад +16

      Nah how about ever since the dinosaur age

    • @KewlCanadian
      @KewlCanadian 11 месяцев назад

      nah nah nah, he been holdin that since the big bang@@Magicspeed13.offical

    • @NSS.YouTube
      @NSS.YouTube 11 месяцев назад +7

      nah how about ever since before the dinosaur age.

  • @IAMNOONE111
    @IAMNOONE111 3 месяца назад +29

    "You farted" *releases a damn supernova*

  • @THE-CAR-FREAK
    @THE-CAR-FREAK Месяц назад +6

    Snoring sounds normal but the fart said AHHHHH IT IS COMING OUT!!!! MY A**HOLE IS BLEEDING

  • @jaylenbutler899
    @jaylenbutler899 2 года назад +5585

    0:12 "I ain't even ya real friend, I was just using you cause I need a place to crash."

    • @aryapande9713
      @aryapande9713 2 года назад +749

      - the ghost possessing him

    • @ReloadGX
      @ReloadGX 2 года назад +381

      I can't unhear that now. Thank you.

    • @DinIsSoCool12
      @DinIsSoCool12 2 года назад +377

      what the hell you decoded it

    • @lupddup
      @lupddup 2 года назад +112

      What the heck

    • @MrBrno
      @MrBrno 2 года назад +271

      Holy shit this man dissing people in his dreams

  • @padmarajesh6840
    @padmarajesh6840 2 года назад +2320

    "You talked"
    top 10 most demonic voices ever recorded

    • @queenofthestoe3109
      @queenofthestoe3109 2 года назад +5

      Fr

    • @CA19
      @CA19 2 года назад

      ÿ💧,ęūうمvくzzz_🧬šØi%Ü♪*qWüÿÿ1👾, is what he said

    • @Echo-Frisk
      @Echo-Frisk 2 года назад +18

      "I ain't your real friend, I was just using you cuz I need this place to crash"

    • @Koi_Sm0k3Tr4sh
      @Koi_Sm0k3Tr4sh 2 года назад +1

      On God😭

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 2 года назад +1

      1.1K likes
      Nice

  • @shadowwolfe3886
    @shadowwolfe3886 2 месяца назад +12

    The you farted got me rolling and almost woke my mom up💀💀💀

  • @Imtelingyou
    @Imtelingyou 2 месяца назад +14

    “You talked!” Proceeds to call out to the souls of the damned

  • @mugitude
    @mugitude 2 года назад +16318

    i think when he farted his demon left his body and started talking to him and they both ate cheese
    i think thats the lore

    • @nevertalented9085
      @nevertalented9085 2 года назад +383

      OMG SLEEP LORE!1!1!1!1!1

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 2 года назад +393

      bro farted so hard the demons left is body

    • @syntaxicalecho8281
      @syntaxicalecho8281 2 года назад +124

      @@nevertalented9085 ya dind't hav to CUUUUt me OOOOFfff *mumblespeech* we were nothin

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary 2 года назад +85

      fnaf lore is nothing compared to this

    • @lleytonsteines7753
      @lleytonsteines7753 2 года назад +45

      But thats just a theory........

  • @tqnordic
    @tqnordic 2 года назад +7466

    “I ain’t even yur real friend I was really just using you cuz I needed a place to crash” ☠️☠️☠️

  • @FaintyBoi
    @FaintyBoi 2 месяца назад +14

    “You talked”
    *becomes fucking possessed*

  • @Lana-fireStick
    @Lana-fireStick 3 месяца назад +5

    Officer: Sir do you have any idea of what caused this humongous trembling diarrhea fart? Man: Taco Bell.

  • @fimab3325
    @fimab3325 2 года назад +2057

    Pov : you're at your friend's sleepover

    • @Ryn_Hudsonius
      @Ryn_Hudsonius 2 года назад +12

      Ah yes, and I'm the one to get possessed, or fart lol

    • @countcontessa8238
      @countcontessa8238 2 года назад +20

      0:18 is the first one to sleep

    • @juno9876
      @juno9876 2 года назад +1

      I’m the one that farted

    • @the_real_kel
      @the_real_kel 2 года назад +1

      AAAAAAAAAEUGH

    • @eyesacthroat
      @eyesacthroat 2 года назад +2

      You fell asleep first

  • @Unknown-qn5iq
    @Unknown-qn5iq 2 года назад +5839

    0:12 I ain't ya real friend, I was just using you cause I need a place to crash

    • @tbertber
      @tbertber 2 года назад +482

      Damnn thank you I thought he was summoning demons

    • @f.akesonic
      @f.akesonic 2 года назад +359

      "I don't need a frien I was just using you cause I need to meet Mr crabs"

    • @ilomjjhhhh
      @ilomjjhhhh 2 года назад +122

      “I ain’t even ya real friend, I was using you just cause I need to be The Flash.”

    • @ilomjjhhhh
      @ilomjjhhhh 2 года назад

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    • @KieranG2
      @KieranG2 2 года назад +13

      Quagmire? Really? Why?

  • @MuhammadRidwan-wx8ug
    @MuhammadRidwan-wx8ug 3 месяца назад +7

    "You farted"
    *makes a hurricane the size of a sun*

  • @HedyHedski
    @HedyHedski Месяц назад +2

    "You talked"
    *proceeds to summon demons*

  • @yossefyasser2793
    @yossefyasser2793 2 года назад +4534

    the 4 horsemen of sleeping

    • @vehicleboi5598
      @vehicleboi5598 2 года назад +198

      snored, farded, täłkęd, nightmare

    • @tonybaja5267
      @tonybaja5267 2 года назад +15

      @@vehicleboi5598 havent laughed out loud to a comment reply in a while, thank you brother

    • @locke2983
      @locke2983 2 года назад +13

      @@vehicleboi5598 interesting nightmare

    • @justdery17
      @justdery17 2 года назад

      and also the 4.4K likes

    • @tanyagancheva9198
      @tanyagancheva9198 2 года назад

      @@indetermite 👏 👏 👏

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei Год назад +7430

    *tears his anus tissue*
    The app: that's fart.

    • @Egg121
      @Egg121 11 месяцев назад +59

      Lmao

    • @egg0534
      @egg0534 11 месяцев назад +34

      ​​@adamlatoz-ds4xnI am also Egg

    • @SwapPapyrus_J
      @SwapPapyrus_J 11 месяцев назад +107

      What a joyous occasion.

    • @D0NTHEMAN
      @D0NTHEMAN 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@SwapPapyrus_J😃

    • @ItzCortana
      @ItzCortana 11 месяцев назад +56

      That made me laugh harder than I should’ve lmao

  • @NyoulChol
    @NyoulChol Месяц назад +1

    “You talked”
    *gets possessed* 😂😂

  • @leakhenaleakhena2301
    @leakhenaleakhena2301 4 месяца назад +2

    “You farted”
    *makes the most ear shattering, toe curling, earthquake spawning, shat in history*

  • @komaeda4151
    @komaeda4151 2 года назад +5732

    0:18
    he was giving the ghost the gawk gawk 3000 ain’t it 😭😭

  • @twotrucks5263
    @twotrucks5263 2 года назад +6990

    1. A man snores
    2. The portal to hell opens in his bedroom
    3. The demon asks if he has a place to crash
    4. The demon eats the man

  • @Pablo-on7xm
    @Pablo-on7xm 4 месяца назад +5

    The next door neighbor's:

  • @Angelofficials950
    @Angelofficials950 2 месяца назад +4

    that fart is about to explode the whole galaxy💀💀💀

  • @shalody69
    @shalody69 2 года назад +12382

    0:04 man just put a hole in the fucking ozone layer

  • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
    @Pokemaster-wg9gx 2 года назад +3196

    The farting was his body’s reaction to the demon entering him

    • @Useless.Data.
      @Useless.Data. 2 года назад +70

      BRO YOU KILLED MY LUNGS AHAHAAHAAA

    • @touchinggrass1740
      @touchinggrass1740 2 года назад +68

      He came in snoring and then he tried to get him out by farting, but that didn't work

    • @polarmemes
      @polarmemes 2 года назад +3

      SO TRUE

    • @faceless483
      @faceless483 2 года назад +30

      that demon probably was dead at that fucking hiroshima bomb of a fart

    • @chair._
      @chair._ 2 года назад +7

      that was because of the pressure released when the demon went inside his body

  • @Nerd977
    @Nerd977 4 месяца назад +7

    Bro thats not a fart thats a atomic bomb 💀💀💀

  • @KIRO246
    @KIRO246 3 месяца назад +9

    bro is having the best sleep of his life 💀

  • @boejiden5851
    @boejiden5851 2 года назад +1638

    **snores**
    **sharts**
    *"yeah i ain't even your real friend, i was really just using you cus i needed a place to crash"*
    **gallops away on his horse**

    • @dreamii._
      @dreamii._ 2 года назад +39

      HELP ME IM LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @NephOps
      @NephOps 2 года назад +39

      YOU FORGOT TO ADD HE WAS EATING A MCDONALDS HAMBURGER!

    • @Zonlox_
      @Zonlox_ 2 года назад +6

      Stolen sone of this and changed the end

    • @boejiden5851
      @boejiden5851 2 года назад

      @@Zonlox_ nigga that's what i heard 💀 i didn't steal shit 🤓🤓🤓

    • @Da_EpicEdits
      @Da_EpicEdits 2 года назад

      @@Zonlox_ fr????.!!!!,11111

  • @Mrbread_loaf
    @Mrbread_loaf Год назад +2024

    Bros signaling his home planet💀

    • @justinbigdude
      @justinbigdude 10 месяцев назад +33

      Bro said "ET phone taco bell" 💀💀

    • @ballsucker89
      @ballsucker89 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@justinbigdude LMFAOO

    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu 9 месяцев назад +13

      We got his signal 👽

    • @ego.sum.illi.si.quaeris
      @ego.sum.illi.si.quaeris 9 месяцев назад +5

      Nah but I heard green needle

    • @ThekidDIZZY231
      @ThekidDIZZY231 9 месяцев назад +6

      Ebbi gop doiyoing floober frop 👽 (We lost track of him captain)

  • @TaliaandTala
    @TaliaandTala 3 месяца назад +4

    That fart was personal 💀

  • @LitoMike
    @LitoMike 4 месяца назад +5

    so is nobody gonna talk about how the nightmare was at noon 💀💀💀

  • @Tinkyowo
    @Tinkyowo 2 года назад +11490

    Would have laughed if there was a part just called "You shit yourself"

    • @kalissaisreallycool
      @kalissaisreallycool 2 года назад +126

      Congratulations you shit yourself!

    • @menames184
      @menames184 2 года назад +404

      Bro you got my ass rolling on the floor laughing 💀💀💀

    • @Dubdsy
      @Dubdsy 2 года назад +87

      @@menames184 how'd your ass detach from your lower half

    • @xX3R0x_999
      @xX3R0x_999 2 года назад +74

      @@Dubdsy don’t worry about it

    • @FTMothman
      @FTMothman 2 года назад +225

      He did shit himself, did you hear that fart?

  • @jayhezexel
    @jayhezexel 2 года назад +4286

    "I ain't even ya real friend, I was just using you cause I need a place to crash."
    ~ The Demon talking in his sleep

    • @elementalgabe7860
      @elementalgabe7860 2 года назад +281

      I got the real friend part but I lowkey thought this man was talking about the krusty Krab

    • @eal-ectric5196
      @eal-ectric5196 2 года назад +12

      @@elementalgabe7860 bro same…

    • @sodamisc
      @sodamisc 2 года назад +8

      Thought he was saying “crasp”

    • @noncynelson9947
      @noncynelson9947 2 года назад +13

      @@elementalgabe7860 it definitely says ‘crash’ not crab. Listen out for the sh sound

    • @harpetta
      @harpetta 2 года назад +2

      @@elementalgabe7860 SAME

  • @SpotzIzHere
    @SpotzIzHere 2 месяца назад

    THE LOW QUALITY MAKES THIS BETTER

  • @JeydonsContent
    @JeydonsContent 2 месяца назад +1

    1. Snoring very lightly
    2. Absolutely shats his pants
    3. Starts talking to Mr. Krabs
    4. Proceeds to munch on a Krabby patty

  • @renex_g3915
    @renex_g3915 2 года назад +3649

    this shit got me laughing for 30 minutes no stop, I tought I was gonna die

    • @jayIG
      @jayIG 2 года назад +5

      the*

    • @renex_g3915
      @renex_g3915 2 года назад +3

      @@jayIG he*

    • @shadois
      @shadois 2 года назад +1

      @@renex_g3915 she*

    • @zenthrosrion9147
      @zenthrosrion9147 2 года назад +1

      fr fr

    • @charyyy.
      @charyyy. 2 года назад +2

      666 likes 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @د-ر
    @د-ر 2 года назад +4956

    farted harded

  • @SkylerGaming4
    @SkylerGaming4 3 месяца назад +3

    1. Snores loudly
    2.That one goofy ahh fart
    3.got possessed by 7 demons
    4. Eating kfc chickens

  • @ILOVECATS_12349
    @ILOVECATS_12349 3 месяца назад +2

    "You Farted"
    **Proceeds to shat a whole tacobell Metallic diarrhea on his bed**

  • @Mr_bag172
    @Mr_bag172 2 года назад +13353

    “You farted” “causes world war 3 with his fart”. Edit: thanks for the likes!

    • @theMemeDetective
      @theMemeDetective 2 года назад +66

      @Snow Squad world war fourt

    • @ANTI-ZO0PH1L3
      @ANTI-ZO0PH1L3 2 года назад +74

      He been holdin it since ww2

    • @lanceembergasendo4761
      @lanceembergasendo4761 2 года назад +28

      he's been holding that fart from 1813

    • @X-35thevariant
      @X-35thevariant 2 года назад +21

      @@lanceembergasendo4761 nah he been holding that since walking was invented

    • @handsomesponge9952
      @handsomesponge9952 2 года назад +10

      @@X-35thevariant no he was holding it in space when earth was not created

  • @thundermacher
    @thundermacher 2 года назад +785

    0:04 “MOM I SHIT THE BED”

  • @specterx2135
    @specterx2135 2 года назад +7816

    You Farted
    11:46 p.m.
    Gee thanks 😒

  • @thejonguy3248
    @thejonguy3248 2 года назад +8610

    Damn his snoring sounds like Nintendo DS dry bowser.

  • @Memetastic55
    @Memetastic55 Месяц назад +1

    Fighting our demons with this one🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @idontknowwhattonamemysel-kz3fm
    @idontknowwhattonamemysel-kz3fm 4 месяца назад +2

    "you farted"
    *proceeds to have level 6 diareha*

  • @skazty7631
    @skazty7631 2 года назад +1589

    I swear mans said "im the krusty crab"

  • @LukeT18
    @LukeT18 6 месяцев назад +5319

    “you farted”
    *proceeds to shit organs out*

  • @pisom506
    @pisom506 2 месяца назад +1

    “you farted”
    proceeds to unleash the fucking krakatoa eruption x99919294848298492829849284

  • @Bryanfreesmart
    @Bryanfreesmart Месяц назад +1

    1.- kinda normal.
    2.-stage 19292838383282 diarreha
    3.- does an ritual
    4.-eating a frikin corpse

  • @lcdream4213
    @lcdream4213 2 года назад +1647

    *this is some analogue horror type shit right here💀💀*

    • @FBG11
      @FBG11 2 года назад +26

      Bruh 💀

    • @mintyminxduo
      @mintyminxduo 2 года назад +15

      analog horror is fucking garbage

    • @knifedbykeith
      @knifedbykeith 2 года назад +7

      @@mintyminxduo agreed (ignore my pfp)

    • @CazicTheProtogen
      @CazicTheProtogen 2 года назад +12

      @@mintyminxduo have you even seen local58

    • @mintyminxduo
      @mintyminxduo 2 года назад +3

      @@CazicTheProtogen yeah its shit

  • @dijyy
    @dijyy 2 года назад +6021

    This dude slept for 12 hours

    • @wabbajocky8235
      @wabbajocky8235 2 года назад +462

      you don't?

    • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
      @udfdsfrgfdrgfd 2 года назад +254

      @@wabbajocky8235 you do?

    • @KluvGusy
      @KluvGusy 2 года назад +214

      @@udfdsfrgfdrgfd, you don't?

    • @mydudesima
      @mydudesima 2 года назад +124

      @@KluvGusy you do?

    • @mayo4911
      @mayo4911 2 года назад +128

      @@mydudesima you don't?

  • @thelegendaryheroalfred4940
    @thelegendaryheroalfred4940 2 месяца назад +3

    "You farted"
    *10,000 car pile-up*

  • @Lilbatolantern
    @Lilbatolantern 3 месяца назад +13

    *plays "You farted sound*
    Sound: *Casually shits out organs*

  • @matteobaseotto5365
    @matteobaseotto5365 Год назад +2987

    "you farted"
    *Proceeds to rennact the vesuvius eruption from 79 A.D.*

    • @Sqidzies
      @Sqidzies 11 месяцев назад +25

      Dude what? Did your air conditioner explode?

    • @The_og_moonwalker
      @The_og_moonwalker 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Sqidzieswhat?

    • @nickgaming3361
      @nickgaming3361 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@The_og_moonwalkeryou dont get it

    • @Ironsharp
      @Ironsharp 11 месяцев назад +5

      79 After Colony?

    • @PusheenIsCute452
      @PusheenIsCute452 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@IronsharpI think he ment to say A.C.

  • @boblox9848
    @boblox9848 2 года назад +3490

    Notice how it’s every 20 minutes this guy does something random in his sleep.

    • @martinschannel8219
      @martinschannel8219 2 года назад +214

      In the next 20 mins he boutta give himself a midnight rub 💀💀

    • @pancho3869
      @pancho3869 2 года назад +103

      Nah, he had his nightmare 12:20 hours later, as midnight would be 12 am

    • @thefirstsin
      @thefirstsin 2 года назад +14

      @@martinschannel8219 OMEGALUL
      AYOO 🤨?

    • @samugames0
      @samugames0 2 года назад +2

      @@thefirstsin monkaW, even

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 2 года назад

      Random tick speed

  • @diggly_doo
    @diggly_doo Месяц назад +1

    "You Farted"
    *shits pants staining them for eternity*

  • @DifficultyVR
    @DifficultyVR 4 месяца назад +1

    “You farted”
    *THE WHOLE WORLD EXPLODES*

  • @TheRandomRealest
    @TheRandomRealest 10 месяцев назад +7929

    Blud held that fart since 10,000 BC💀

    • @jojogold8294
      @jojogold8294 9 месяцев назад +47

      It’s 2023, what the hell you mean 10,00 bc??

    • @trunestor
      @trunestor 9 месяцев назад +277

      ​@@jojogold8294are you drunk

    • @braydanketh-dx6yw
      @braydanketh-dx6yw 9 месяцев назад +7

      No

    • @R3DhoodieRH
      @R3DhoodieRH 9 месяцев назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shotfun8450
      @shotfun8450 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@jojogold8294it's a joke.....

  • @subelite9955
    @subelite9955 2 года назад +3442

    0:12“I aint even your real friend, I was just using you cuz I needed a place to crash”

    • @vvv5888
      @vvv5888 2 года назад +146

      That's dark

    • @exocrown2512
      @exocrown2512 2 года назад +163

      THIS IS SO ACCURATE WHAT THE HELL

    • @meep90011
      @meep90011 2 года назад +97

      Pretty manipulative dream

    • @greggreg126
      @greggreg126 2 года назад +35

      Once you hear it you cannot unhear it

    • @meganknox9262
      @meganknox9262 2 года назад +14

      ... pls tell me this is his dream..

  • @youremom4123
    @youremom4123 3 месяца назад +1

    I think his sleep paralysis demon was eating those toes💀

  • @Kitzakhbrick
    @Kitzakhbrick 4 месяца назад +1

    “You farted”
    *recreates the eruption of 1883 in Indonesia*

  • @BatuhanDere
    @BatuhanDere 2 года назад +700

    The "You Farted" gives me Game over vibes

    • @granty3796
      @granty3796 2 года назад +36

      He had a game over right there bro 💀

    • @ykm0th504
      @ykm0th504 2 года назад +10

      bro raged through his asshole

    • @CannedShrimp
      @CannedShrimp 2 года назад

      The man straight up died in his sleep and the sleep paralysis demon had to insert a quarter so he could keep playing

  • @spwooooob
    @spwooooob 10 месяцев назад +4640

    “you farted”
    *makes an eas alarm*

    • @abdougamerlol3163
      @abdougamerlol3163 9 месяцев назад +25

      @iamafraidofwomen*nuke

    • @DuckPlaysDrums
      @DuckPlaysDrums 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@abdougamerlol3163 planet destruction*

    • @Jeppy-l
      @Jeppy-l 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@DuckPlaysDrums universe dead heat**

    • @rock3531
      @rock3531 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@Jeppy-l God murderer***

    • @femgirlmitikuz
      @femgirlmitikuz 9 месяцев назад +8

      ⁠@iamafraidofwomennuclear apocalypse****

  • @Melonchica144
    @Melonchica144 3 месяца назад +7

    ‘You farted’
    *proceeds to slice 3245678923548576 atoms clean in half*

    • @Vx1nZy
      @Vx1nZy 3 месяца назад

      Um actually atoms can’t be split☝️🤓

    • @DravenAlexander
      @DravenAlexander 2 месяца назад

      @@Vx1nZy they merged together

  • @Pillowfight_girl
    @Pillowfight_girl 9 дней назад +2

    Snoring:😴
    Farting:😖💨
    Talking:👹
    Nightmare:🍆😋

  • @kingjack2466
    @kingjack2466 2 года назад +258

    Man snored, accidentally inhaling beans, causing him to fart, releasing his soul, which he talked to.

  • @imnotthatbright2836
    @imnotthatbright2836 2 года назад +1451

    “Yeah I ain’t gonna be your real friend [unintelligible] cus I’m with Mr Krabs “

    • @notimportant5224
      @notimportant5224 2 года назад +245

      to me it sounds more like "yeah I'm gonna need a real friend, I don't wanna risk losing him cause I need a place to crash" but I could seriously hear I'm with Mr Krabs lmao

    • @susballmapping9521
      @susballmapping9521 2 года назад +16

      @@notimportant5224 No I hear mr Krabs more

    • @gamingphone7201
      @gamingphone7201 2 года назад +55

      @@susballmapping9521 That's cool. He still very clearly says "place to crash"

    • @AlwaysOnForever
      @AlwaysOnForever 2 года назад +3

      @@notimportant5224 thats scary

    • @wolfhackzx
      @wolfhackzx 2 года назад +62

      "Yeah, I ain't even really your real friend. I'm really just visiting cause I need a place to crash"

  • @tautvydasalisauskas7385
    @tautvydasalisauskas7385 3 месяца назад +1

    bro had taco bell before bed 💀💀💀

  • @Dontmindme824
    @Dontmindme824 Месяц назад +2

    "you talked"
    AHGHDHDJFHSBAE MR KRABS
    jit was dreaming of mister krabs while being posessed 😭😭😭

  • @GR4YSKIES_RL
    @GR4YSKIES_RL Год назад +5799

    “You farted”
    PROCEEDS TO REENACT THE KRAKATOA ERUPTION OF 1883

  • @squibbo67
    @squibbo67 2 года назад +708

    homie fr recited the krakatoa explosion with his ass 💀

    • @BluButBetterEachDay
      @BluButBetterEachDay Год назад +9

      LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @aidanwaydan
      @aidanwaydan Год назад +11

      I fucking howled in laughter at this 😭😭😭

    • @CatioDogomy
      @CatioDogomy Год назад

      Man I fucking chocked my spit on this shit

    • @elchuchooofin3807
      @elchuchooofin3807 Год назад

      Shgausgaywgysgaydywgdywgtagwyegsuagusheudhdu why is this so fucking funny

    • @Cryodr4k0n
      @Cryodr4k0n Год назад +3

      no way 💀💀💀