It is I, Java from the past, here to give you the link to quench your thirst and get some juicy discounts / exclusive rewards over at gamersupps.gg/Java during their Holiday Sale 🎄
Reminds me of almost two years ago when one of my friends started keeping track of how many days she’s been waiting for shenhe, back when she was leaked as a model and everyone thought she was human cloud retainer. Shenhe came out like a year later and now the poor girl hasn’t even had a rerun lmao
@@froggy5748 im more than glad to have gotten lucky on her first and only banner because it seems like she wont be rerunning this year :] the longest lack of reruns after initial banner.
@@crematedfelony when she finally gets a rerun I’m probably gonna get her because now I actually have a Eula for her to support and I’m finally bothering to build my ayaka. I was so disappointed that I couldn’t justify pulling her on her first banner because I didn’t use any cryo or physical dps at the time because she’s absolutely gorgeous
@@froggy5748 solution couldve been to make her dps, but i cant relate either way, i pull purely on enjoyment and shes visually the most attractive of the women to me. that she makes my Kaeya hit 30k bursts is a Very appreciated byproduct though!
Iirc he dosnt wanna use them because the whole point of these accounts is to stay f2p and keep with the ‘only’ challenge. He mentioned it in a previous video.
@@eider4469 iirc gilded should be slightly better than 2p2p, but getting good 4p set is harder. 2p2p is perfectly reasonable option, not just em set + TF, but atk% + TF or even atk% + EM.
As the fiance to a Heizou main, it's highly recommended you *don't* give Heizou EM. He's very much a dps who's attack-hungry, like Xiao. So those pieces you rolled with attack and both crits are really beautiful pieces for him!
Heizou is one of the very few anemo characters that DOESN'T need an excessive amount of EM. He can do similar with ATK/Anemo/Crit, so you don't really need to stress about god tier levels of having 4 ideal stats.
Im pretty sure Java has the strictest requirements for artifacts ive ever seen. Lot of those pieces have a good chance of being upgrades from what he currently has. Its okay if it rolls into Def or flat HP if the other rolls are good lol, especially for an account that has so few leveled artifacts
Between him and Deelo I'm tempted to skip over them leveling artifacts because it genuinely gets me really irritated watching them shittalk good stuff. It's not just "it has to be decent," it's got to be 4 perfect stats AND not start with a low roll.
If you get a ridiculous amount of good husk pieces, you could just put together a set for ningguang. The 4 piece set bonus gives 24% geo damage bonus. And then all that extra defense will increase survivability for her in abyss
I love how Javas model always slightly changes regarding the season, on Halloween we had purple and orange Java, and now he even has a little mistletoe on his head! Wait a min...
Honestly in most cases having the right main stats and good substats is far more important that set bonuses. Don't be afraid of 2pc set or completely broken sets. The exception is VV set or Blizzard for cryo characters. Klee for example doesn't need 4pc CW. Even with double hydro she doesn't have good vape consistency. You could give her 2pc CW and 2pc of any of the atk% sets. That husk hat you got is very worth leveling. Also Mona does great on an ER sands. She gets bonus hydro damage based on her ER.
I'm sorry you lost the 50-50, Java. I hope that an early 5* makes their way to you, whether it be on this account or your main. It's always nice to see an upload, best of luck to you on your rolls.
i guess it would be so much better for account if you first use your resin on a guaranteed upgrades(level to 80, weapon to 90, talents etc) and then on artifacts, bc they don't give any guaranteed bonuses, only if you're lucky
POV: you want CRIT or CRIT DMG but you get hp and def and when you want hp you get maybe CRIT or CRIT DMG def. DEF IS EVERYWHERE NO ONE CAN RUN FORM DEF. lol
Keep all the Attack/crit Artifacts on Heizou and you can put all the EM ones on Sucrose! Problem solved, both characters will have good artifacts without competing with each other
if you wanna roll an artifact to get the crit, you should equip the artifact on barbara (or your support) and roll it and if you wanna roll a def, hp or anything else do it while it's on your dps and also always use reverse psychology
Here's a ritual I did Java: bring heizou to the sanctuary and don't go in just stand outside with him there and just keep burning ur primos and also use yae miko but, dont put her on the field
It might be copium but theres an on set pyro damage cup that you could use instead on klee's circlet because then you have better options for her circlet.
The statue that person recommended you to wish on is actually not a Raiden statue btw, it's s still not certain who exactly the "omnipresent god" that it depicts is but it's possible it's Istaroth, the god of time and one of the shades of the Primordial One (the ruler of Celestia, creator of humanity, the one who created the sky, sent down the Nails etc) - she was worshipped in Enkanomiya and surprisingly in Mondstadt (up until 1000 years ago) Aaand she's the god that made it possible for Ei in her second story quest to plant the Sacred Sakura seed in past immemorial
EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE LOSES A 50/50 I CAN SEE THE BLACK CHARACTER OUTLINE THEN RUclips PUTS AN AD LIKE "Hey... So we're gonna pretend like nothing happened, so have this ad.."
I like catalysts users so much and am just as bitter about no cryo catalyst as you are, that when we finally get one, I decided I'm making a spells only account for myself. See you in 3 years :x
If you keep rolling for him, try doing it in the cave outside the Shakkei Pavilion domain on Tatarasuna. I won 6 50/50s in a row rolling for him there!
monas passive talent actually increases her hydro dmg bonus from her energy recharge, so you can make dps mona and its really good! 4p emblem is the best set
Actually, I feel like artifacts luck is timed. When I get good artifacts, I actually get multiple good ones that day .And when I don't, I get nothing good and everything look terrible
to anyone who lost their 50/50 in scara banner, don't worry i also lost the 50/50 to qiqi in 82 pity, but then got scara at 9 pity after, then pulled in standard twice got back to back 4 star and a 5star weapon in 17 pity -- in standard :) wish yall luck lmao ima share mine to you guys ✨
My ritual for Scaramouche almost worked TOO well. I went to the place where Teppei died and had a full team af anemo boys- Venti, Xiao, Kazuha, and Heizou- and did my first ten pull (at 4 pity) and... First wish was Scaramouche. I wish I were kidding. The vod is up on my twitch- It was insane
if you wanna keep pulling for wanderer, here's a little ritual I have. go on top of the fountain in the middle of monst and play the character's trailer music (you can also have an afk friend along with you), it worked for me and i got yelan on 14 pity
When I saw that java tried so hard to get Miko, I remembered how he lost the 50/50 for the fist and then stopped pulling. When he brought it up in this video, I remember again....... Java, what were you doing?
I would highly recommend NOT farming the newest domain since you don’t need the wanderer artifacts that much and the other set is about 5% stronger than the guilded set in sumeru. If you farm the deep wood/guilded domain you have use for both sets. Yae and nahida at least if not more.
I think u are one of the most unlucky people I know xD but thanks now I don't feel so bad anymore that I didn't get my 50/50, at least I got a good artefact afterwards
Honestly, if you’re using Yae Miko in a hyperbloom team you might be better of using her on gilded, because w/ slow hydro application like Barbara or Kokomi’s elemental skill you can also get a lot of aggravates as well.
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It is I, Java from the past, here to give you the link to quench your thirst and get some juicy discounts / exclusive rewards over at gamersupps.gg/Java during their Holiday Sale 🎄
how did you do that ????
4 hours ago?? 😟
HOW-
i smell inspect element 😮😮😂😂
3:03 Same here dude
Java still not checking the ‘don’t show again’ box for locking artifacts is putting all my bones into attack mode
I have no idea why but I haven't ticked that box yet either, kinda stupid but oh well
Knowing him, he probably deliberately does it just to make people mald.
What other modes do your bones have?
@@froggy5748 my bones have a squishy mode
@@Serbian3 is that a Danny Gonzalez reference
judging by the title, java lost the 50/50 and he's now desperately trying to get wanderer.
He probably got a non catalyst user or weapon
@@Chukky_E.A yeah he got keqing
@@1shoukiii Yeah, I saw
Still watching to see his luck
Wait, a friendly conversation in the RUclips comments?? I haven't seen that for so long!
@@delighyt especially one with over 4 replies. This is a non-rogue reply section 💀
His cryo catalyst jokes have the same energy as “Day one of waiting for X character”
Reminds me of almost two years ago when one of my friends started keeping track of how many days she’s been waiting for shenhe, back when she was leaked as a model and everyone thought she was human cloud retainer. Shenhe came out like a year later and now the poor girl hasn’t even had a rerun lmao
@@froggy5748 im literally begging for her to have a rerun
@@froggy5748 im more than glad to have gotten lucky on her first and only banner because it seems like she wont be rerunning this year :] the longest lack of reruns after initial banner.
@@crematedfelony when she finally gets a rerun I’m probably gonna get her because now I actually have a Eula for her to support and I’m finally bothering to build my ayaka. I was so disappointed that I couldn’t justify pulling her on her first banner because I didn’t use any cryo or physical dps at the time because she’s absolutely gorgeous
@@froggy5748 solution couldve been to make her dps, but i cant relate either way, i pull purely on enjoyment and shes visually the most attractive of the women to me. that she makes my Kaeya hit 30k bursts is a Very appreciated byproduct though!
Me wondering if java still remembered that he had gnesis crystals:
lol
Probably forgot or he's just not using them
didnt he spend them all in the last spells only tho? (correct me if I’m wrong)
I think that's what he used for Scaramouche in the previous previous video
Iirc he dosnt wanna use them because the whole point of these accounts is to stay f2p and keep with the ‘only’ challenge. He mentioned it in a previous video.
Wishing ritual for Scara: play bohemian rhapsody while pulling for him
thats what i did and i got him lol
@@acewray4288 same early and wasn't expecting it
Help my friend did this and got him 💀
I did that and it worked too
You don’t want new bloom set for Yae, you would want gilded dreams (as it also increases Yae’s personal damage as well as hyperbloom damage)
btw does 2pc gilded 2pc furry also work? I have no clue how she works but she does like 30k/tic so I was wondering if 4pc would be better
i defy her main set because i run her main dps, highest burst dmg was 68k :D
@@eider4469 iirc gilded should be slightly better than 2p2p, but getting good 4p set is harder. 2p2p is perfectly reasonable option, not just em set + TF, but atk% + TF or even atk% + EM.
@@selenivee woah build?
@@selenivee yass my highest is 73k aggravate without buffs lol
As the fiance to a Heizou main, it's highly recommended you *don't* give Heizou EM. He's very much a dps who's attack-hungry, like Xiao. So those pieces you rolled with attack and both crits are really beautiful pieces for him!
Late to the party but here goes
He wants a full EM build _if_ he's in a taser team.
Heizou is one of the very few anemo characters that DOESN'T need an excessive amount of EM. He can do similar with ATK/Anemo/Crit, so you don't really need to stress about god tier levels of having 4 ideal stats.
scara too. they also don't need 4 piece vv
Nor Xiao
-wishing ritual exist
any character that the event 5-star hates: *OH NO*
Im pretty sure Java has the strictest requirements for artifacts ive ever seen. Lot of those pieces have a good chance of being upgrades from what he currently has. Its okay if it rolls into Def or flat HP if the other rolls are good lol, especially for an account that has so few leveled artifacts
Between him and Deelo I'm tempted to skip over them leveling artifacts because it genuinely gets me really irritated watching them shittalk good stuff. It's not just "it has to be decent," it's got to be 4 perfect stats AND not start with a low roll.
@@anarchy7535 100% agree. I usually just use forward button to see how the artifact rolls but not have to hear the absurd comments
No, you see, the game was trying to give you Scaramouche! It just accidentally gave you the artifact set related to him instead.
If you get a ridiculous amount of good husk pieces, you could just put together a set for ningguang. The 4 piece set bonus gives 24% geo damage bonus. And then all that extra defense will increase survivability for her in abyss
this hurt me to read but it might work
I love how Javas model always slightly changes regarding the season, on Halloween we had purple and orange Java, and now he even has a little mistletoe on his head! Wait a min...
What’s hilarious is that husk is the set explaining Scara’s lore, so it’s like he’s still taunting him
Java : are you thirsty ?
Me, who's about to drink : how do you know
java at 13:57: burns 2 pyro cups, one with crit on an acc with very few good artifacts
2 minutes later: I oNlY haVE tHreE pyrO CuPs!1!
Java entertains us in cost of his sanity
The “are you thirsty” rlly got me bc i was drinking.
9:37 "ITS THE SAME EXACT PIECE" Last words of positive artifact farming java
3:02 Keqing - new the Electro archon is arrived to overthrow the shogun.
5:52 better answer “but who said I’m smart?”
So, you see, Ei decided to take Jean's advice and put Scaramouche into solitary confinement
Heizou is so good with a pure crit build. Though those def pulls kill my heart
Honestly in most cases having the right main stats and good substats is far more important that set bonuses. Don't be afraid of 2pc set or completely broken sets. The exception is VV set or Blizzard for cryo characters. Klee for example doesn't need 4pc CW. Even with double hydro she doesn't have good vape consistency. You could give her 2pc CW and 2pc of any of the atk% sets.
That husk hat you got is very worth leveling. Also Mona does great on an ER sands. She gets bonus hydro damage based on her ER.
You're on Guarantee now, I don't think continuing to wish is a waste
I’ll allow genesis crystals Java because wanderer is an amazing character and definitely would be amazing for the account so go ahead
I'm sorry you lost the 50-50, Java. I hope that an early 5* makes their way to you, whether it be on this account or your main.
It's always nice to see an upload, best of luck to you on your rolls.
At 3:03 I lost my mind. I wanted to lose 50/50 to Keqing, instead, I got Wanderer. I enter RUclips, see this video, now I need to be sent to an asylum
I got the bell instead of redhorn 💀
I lost my 50/50 for Diluc💀
"Everyone's favorite stat! DEF %!" Zhongli users that are meant to be tanks: CORRECT!
next harbinger pulling ritual: watch the whole Commedia dell'Arte.
After subscribing and liking the video I got clear skin, long eyelashes, ever growing hair and my father came back!
Java: "are you thirsty?"
Me: " game sups ad?"
Java: " whatever meaning is fine"
Me: "yes, it really is gamer sups"
If you have low expectations, then you can only be right or surprised with the outcome
Is nobody wondering why the hell someone would make a water bottle like that. Like bro imagine if someone sees it.
Press "F" for my boy....
i guess it would be so much better for account if you first use your resin on a guaranteed upgrades(level to 80, weapon to 90, talents etc) and then on artifacts, bc they don't give any guaranteed bonuses, only if you're lucky
2:52 thats the place where i did a single ten pull and got him on 22 pity 50/50 lol
i got baited into liking, just to see if there are fireworks.. thanks Java
Alright Someone whip out the credit card.
POV: you want CRIT or CRIT DMG but you get hp and def and when you want hp you get maybe CRIT or CRIT DMG def. DEF IS EVERYWHERE NO ONE CAN RUN FORM DEF. lol
Keep all the Attack/crit Artifacts on Heizou and you can put all the EM ones on Sucrose! Problem solved, both characters will have good artifacts without competing with each other
imagine if a cryo catalyst character actually gets released and when java tries to pull for the character he loses 50/50
keqing still hating on the gods for giving her a vision lol
“Maybe he does want to-“
*cuts to ad*
if you wanna roll an artifact to get the crit, you should equip the artifact on barbara (or your support) and roll it
and if you wanna roll a def, hp or anything else do it while it's on your dps
and also always use reverse psychology
I would pay this man to farm for my account.... If I had money that is
I got an add the exact moment the hold wish was supposed to show the character
Your artifact at 6:52 is great fro goruo
Here's a ritual I did Java: bring heizou to the sanctuary and don't go in just stand outside with him there and just keep burning ur primos and also use yae miko but, dont put her on the field
I have never watched your video to see you suffer , i only watch you because you are the most relatable genshin youtuber
We don't need proof to believe that you get good artifacts off camera
I lost the 50/50 and I got Mona instead and I just kept desperatly pulling every time I could and FINALLY he came home today, I'm way too happy!!!
I literally waited my ass and didn't come to comments for spoilers 💀💀💀
It might be copium but theres an on set pyro damage cup that you could use instead on klee's circlet because then you have better options for her circlet.
"no more catalyst for a long time" and they took that literally
The statue that person recommended you to wish on is actually not a Raiden statue btw, it's s still not certain who exactly the "omnipresent god" that it depicts is but it's possible it's Istaroth, the god of time and one of the shades of the Primordial One (the ruler of Celestia, creator of humanity, the one who created the sky, sent down the Nails etc) - she was worshipped in Enkanomiya and surprisingly in Mondstadt (up until 1000 years ago)
Aaand she's the god that made it possible for Ei in her second story quest to plant the Sacred Sakura seed in past immemorial
Luck : Something that can basically determine your fortune
Let’s hope he gets Ayato and there is sword 4star characters on the banner!
Always put the cryo catalyst joke inn
EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE LOSES A 50/50 I CAN SEE THE BLACK CHARACTER OUTLINE THEN RUclips PUTS AN AD LIKE "Hey... So we're gonna pretend like nothing happened, so have this ad.."
Tsaritsa might be a Cryo Catalyst but we have to wait for 3 years.
as expected, he couldn’t win 3 50/50s in a row
I loved today's vid! Also I wish you a lot of luck for all your future pulls!
Thank you Java for uploading. I got sick and this really saved my day
the way he says nahida 😭
I like catalysts users so much and am just as bitter about no cryo catalyst as you are, that when we finally get one, I decided I'm making a spells only account for myself. See you in 3 years :x
Spells Only is definitely my favourite 😅 I'm always waiting for this series
If you keep rolling for him, try doing it in the cave outside the Shakkei Pavilion domain on Tatarasuna. I won 6 50/50s in a row rolling for him there!
monas passive talent actually increases her hydro dmg bonus from her energy recharge, so you can make dps mona and its really good! 4p emblem is the best set
Hey Java I’ve been here since around 12 K I love your Vids and just want to say every time they come out it makes me excited
as someone who farmed clam for over a month and got three amazing sets of husk and one barely passable clam set i feel your pain
I bet the cryo Archon will be the first cryo catalyst.
Wanderer probably didnt want to join your account since you tried to pull for him in the region and on top of the statue of the God he hates the most
I better not mention that I got him and his weapon with 5 wishes
lmao happens to me as well, every set i need for healing goes crit and every set i roll on kokomi goes crit 😭
Watching Javas luck honestly just hurts me at this point
Everyone knows you're supposed to play bohemian rhapsody while wishing for scara
IDK why the statue in Inazuma is called a Raiden statue. It's not her, the hair doesn't match.
Actually, I feel like artifacts luck is timed.
When I get good artifacts, I actually get multiple good ones that day .And when I don't, I get nothing good and everything look terrible
to anyone who lost their 50/50 in scara banner, don't worry i also lost the 50/50 to qiqi in 82 pity, but then got scara at 9 pity after, then pulled in standard twice got back to back 4 star and a 5star weapon in 17 pity -- in standard :)
wish yall luck lmao ima share mine to you guys ✨
This guy’s humor is on another level,in a good way.
FINALLY THE PART 2
My ritual for Scaramouche almost worked TOO well. I went to the place where Teppei died and had a full team af anemo boys- Venti, Xiao, Kazuha, and Heizou- and did my first ten pull (at 4 pity) and... First wish was Scaramouche. I wish I were kidding. The vod is up on my twitch- It was insane
i just won my first 5* yesterday 30 mins after watching yours i checked and had exacly 160 primos and did a single pull, i now have wanderer ty!
Oh hey! My tweet got in the video! Uh... Sorry about the Sac Bow, though, funny AI man. I was hoping it'd at least be a Yanfei. 😭😭
Heizou doesn't need EM !! He is like Xiao, you could use 2 atk 2 anemo
congrats on getting Wanderer but he's purple, uses a sword, and electro once again!!
Why isn't anyone talking about the pictures on the drinks-
if you wanna keep pulling for wanderer, here's a little ritual I have. go on top of the fountain in the middle of monst and play the character's trailer music (you can also have an afk friend along with you), it worked for me and i got yelan on 14 pity
When I saw that java tried so hard to get Miko, I remembered how he lost the 50/50 for the fist and then stopped pulling. When he brought it up in this video, I remember again....... Java, what were you doing?
I would highly recommend NOT farming the newest domain since you don’t need the wanderer artifacts that much and the other set is about 5% stronger than the guilded set in sumeru. If you farm the deep wood/guilded domain you have use for both sets. Yae and nahida at least if not more.
Funny how keqing used to hate her electro vision and tried to get rid of it so she kinda wanted to step on the raiden shogun
Ahh yes my dose of pain
Just ordered with code!! I’ve been wanting some for a while so had to buy some
When the Keqing came onto the screen I got a gambling advertisement
I highly reccomend pulling for Scara in the akademia in sumeru, it's a good spot, I got him from a single pull, with early pity)
I wished for wanderer yesterday and I got him and then qiqi came right after him, I almost burst out laughing in class
I think u are one of the most unlucky people I know xD but thanks now I don't feel so bad anymore that I didn't get my 50/50, at least I got a good artefact afterwards
Java if you do 5 pulls into soft pity you have a 85% chance of getting a 5 star
Honestly, if you’re using Yae Miko in a hyperbloom team you might be better of using her on gilded, because w/ slow hydro application like Barbara or Kokomi’s elemental skill you can also get a lot of aggravates as well.