Cedar Rapids Rap

I heard about this K-9
Snoop D - O double G
He shizzle and he nizzles
His best friend is Miss Frizzle
He got nothin on my grizzle
Cause I'm R - O - N Cooley
That's right, my name is cool
A K-9 can't compete
Snoopy you sit down
I got a rhyme I must complete
Let me tell you bout my band
Christmas is our thing
We deck the halls and rock the walls
And tinsel is our bling
Do people really want to hear
Bout girls and cars and beer?
Snoop, your rhymes can't measure up
To all our music's Christmas cheer
So everyone in hater-land
Don't deny the Mannheim band
Snoopy's music is pretty bland
Our music is pretty grand
You may think we aren't that dope
But things ain't as they seem
Snoop is rollin on 20's
But we rollin on steam
We rollin on steam
We rollin on steam
Snoop is rollin on 20's
But we rollin on steam

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A rap performed by Ron Cooley? Now I've seen it all, lol!