The joke has become part of her personality by now. And its actually become a charm point. Comedian performers on TV regularly call each other out on their “weaknesses”. Such as calling a guy “short”, “ugly”, “poor” etc. And the audience usually love it, cause in between all the laughter it shows their humanity, and the audience can relate to it.
@@dandman9373 JUSCO is like the Japanese version of Somerfield, meaning, no one in the home country's been to a grocery store by that name in about a decade lol
you can see her pair is 10 and Q..which mean she already got full house when the Queen card was dealt and then when last 10 card show up, it raise her hand into 4 of a kind
Kanata's really good and Marine is still getting teased about her age. Love how Aqua was teasing Marine though with that voice as well. Happy Birthday man!
Marine's eyepatch is actually a magic item that suprresses her mighty magical powers. If she were ever to take it off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world. Or she just wears it for looks. Talking about searching for dropped tokens resonated with me.
"In kindergarten or primary school, i used to play poker with my mom or myself" Okay....okay sir....who is your mom ?, i need to learn how to grow my children in the future
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." ~ Terry Pratchett
-0:35 of course Aqua's opening hand is the "bachelor special". -Kanata confirmed river rat. -Wish I could've dealt to them back in the day instead of crusty geezers who all think they're WSOP contenders.
Tq for the clip. I really want to watch the trasnlation of when Shion is there in Aqua's 24 hour stream. Tq for uploading this at least I can unserstand Shion a little🙏
Canatan really plays like someone who has properly experienced poverty, treating her chips dearly without rushing into loose bets like some trust fund smurf.
Poker, play double 7s or higher and always fold below, develop a poker face and voice and body language even if you only play it online, to be prepared for the day you play it in person. (Source: Being old and regularly challenging people during the online-poker hype era around 20 years ago. $$$)
Is it good or bad that I knew how the game would flow? I'm not into gambling but I do like playing the games related to it (to clarify that I like playing gambling games without the gamble, just for fun)
Did Kanata flat call the nuts in the last hand? Also, since the number of rounds is fixed, by the last round Kanata is already guaranteed second place. Unless I'm missing something, is there any reason for her to not go all-in pre-flop? I don't play much poker so I'm genuinely confused here...
Kanata had a clear read on Aqua on the Q turn. Aqua couldn't possibly have pocket 8s due to her bets on the flop so she must have either a 10, 8 or Q. Aqua's betting on the turn pretty much screamed that she had two pair at minimum, with a full house draw on the river. PPT gets the river and pretty much just strings Aqua with the nuts.
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"Give it up, you 30-something"
*W H E E Z E* that's the best taunt I've ever heard in poker
It's super effective
Devilish angel
Alt title: Single mom spends weekend with her 3 kusogaki children.
Sounds like a wholesome anime.
@@Syncopia Or... an Oyakodon doujin waiting to happen
@@yoursonisold8743 Huh?
@@yoursonisold8743 you mean she already sext with shion?
@@Jinrou_Yumeno Continue.... *smirk*
I love how everyone in Hololive just subtlely takes shots at Marine's age every now and then lmao
>Subtle
The joke has become part of her personality by now. And its actually become a charm point.
Comedian performers on TV regularly call each other out on their “weaknesses”. Such as calling a guy “short”, “ugly”, “poor” etc. And the audience usually love it, cause in between all the laughter it shows their humanity, and the audience can relate to it.
nah
she's 17 (season 2), no implying otherwise
@@FloatingGhost So basically 32
Marine: Lets go to JUSCO
The others: Thats what my mom used to call it.
Marine: *Metal Gear Alert Sound*
「GAME OVER」
Snaaake!
That was like a Carbon-14-specific reference for her to have made, it was perfectly bad.
Kanatan can be careless in business deals and shady payment schemes because she will win it all back in underground poker games
Kaiji but it's a loli angel
Kaiji but armed with the blessing of casino God
Right? The energy manipulation screws wont pay themselves
@@linnen_elm She had the piece of paper with the O from birth.
That bit with JUSCO, yet another "yes, Marine is that old" moment.
Also, Poker Professional Tenshi!
I remember going to JUSCO a lot when I was young
is that like the Japanese version of TESCO
@@dandman9373 More or less.
It's amazing how much of a difference five years makes.
@@dandman9373 JUSCO is like the Japanese version of Somerfield, meaning, no one in the home country's been to a grocery store by that name in about a decade lol
This Tenshi remembers kindergarten stories, I don't even remember what anime aired last season
same
I remember kindergarten a little, but forgot last ss anime
I remember every Friday my kindergarten gives fried rice. Each kid get one serving and obviously I'll try to get my second serving
Really I remember quite a bit atleast 1 to 2 months worth guess it all depends on how impactful those times were
Remember, she is PPTensai who got 20 on quiz.
I love how marine already accepts shes barely 30 now.
literally half the video was them poking fun at her "boomer" vocab and her trying to reason her way out of it, kusa.
@@tisisonlytemporary its all over when she actually hits 30
@@beansoclock8748 when she was 29 next will be 29 season 2
Kanata so chill when talking, knowing Aqua is at least full house to keep raising. Lol, this is so perfect.
you can see her pair is 10 and Q..which mean she already got full house when the Queen card was dealt and then when last 10 card show up, it raise her hand into 4 of a kind
As someone who used to work as a card dealer, I'll never get tired of watching people play Poker. Vtubers doing it is just icing on the creampie.
ah yes. creampie, the only compilation that coco knows
@@pridossan lmao
AYYYY
any tips for the layman?
QUESTION isn't the phrase "icing on the cake"?
All those years of playing poker alone have finally paid off for Kanata.
Got absolutely destroyed by Poker Professional Tenshi...
*3 10s on the table*
Alright, someone has the 4th
well, to be expeteced from the 4th Gen
Kanata's really good and Marine is still getting teased about her age. Love how Aqua was teasing Marine though with that voice as well.
Happy Birthday man!
Pro Poker Tenshi!
That stream was hilarious; they played for 3 hours straight that Aqua messed up her schedule a bit lol
Marine's eyepatch is actually a magic item that suprresses her mighty magical powers. If she were ever to take it off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world.
Or she just wears it for looks.
Talking about searching for dropped tokens resonated with me.
I think you mean "horny seal".
"In kindergarten or primary school, i used to play poker with my mom or myself"
Okay....okay sir....who is your mom ?, i need to learn how to grow my children in the future
Kanata was a former gambling addict ninja who gave to the poor.
Explains why she's an angel now.
1:58 I love how the 3 just regress in age to gang up on marine
Ah yes the Poker Professional tenshi in action
someone should make a compilation of her PPT, dafuq that shjt could fit so many title already...
Another Kanata "Playing Alone" Activities that have to put on the List
What else and what next, Kanata
proof that there is gambling in god's house
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." ~ Terry Pratchett
Thanks for the TL, also happy birthday dude!
Happy birthday man, thanks for the clip.
So this is the reason why kanata is called King of Cards
Poker pro Tenshi, she just cleaned them all out
Pirates apparently wore eyepatches so one eye was always used to the dark. It was kinda dark below deck so yeah
Seeing them playing things like these are really fun
Happy birthday man
I'd call myself decent at card games but now that I see how kanata plays, I can only call myself a new player
"The truth is, the game was rigged from the start". 🔫
- Amane Kanata, New Vegas, 2020
In Kanata's case she was literally playing Poker in the womb, practically. Kindergarten playing poker?? That's incredible lol
Belated happy birthday man! Thanks for the Kanata TLs
Auntie Marine playing poker with her nieces
I'm glad I'm not the only one who went around the arcade checking the floor and coin return slots for spare tokens.
Lol I also used to do that when I was a kid but now they are using card 😂
Happy birthday king
Poker Powerhouse Tenshi
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! And thanks for the video mate.
HBD my man, I hope you get happy in your life :)
"Give it up, you 30-something"
**insert pokemon super effective sfx**
Seriously that came out of a Ex-pure angel.... Deal SO MUCH DAMAGE
hbd dude! thanks for the translated clips as always!
Happy birthday FG
Kanata: "We angels gamble a lot in heaven ya know"
Happy birthday, thanks for the translation. Here have a 🍰
Happy birthday 🎉 you're such a king, thanks!
happy birthday ghost!!
Happy birthday!!
Poker Prodigy Tenshi!
I played poker by myself too. it was awesome.
Kanata is such a sheltered child
marine must be around 37 she said she finished college in 2006
I already appreciate her
Now i just need to do it harder
Okane doko?
Happy Birthday!
PPT
Perfect Poker Tenshi
-0:35 of course Aqua's opening hand is the "bachelor special".
-Kanata confirmed river rat.
-Wish I could've dealt to them back in the day instead of crusty geezers who all think they're WSOP contenders.
kanata be like: *SA SA KAKEGURUI MASHOO~!!*
i was thinking that kanata had to have had a the other ten if she kept fighting that round and sure enough she had that ten
Pro Poker Tenshi~~
Happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳
Poker Prodigy Tenshi
The eternal vtuber poker face: :D
Tq for the clip. I really want to watch the trasnlation of when Shion is there in Aqua's 24 hour stream. Tq for uploading this at least I can unserstand Shion a little🙏
happy bd my man
Powerful Pokerer Tenshi
I saw Poker and I thought it was Blackjack for some reason
Aqua is hyper focused...
POKER. PRO. TENSHI.
PPT HYEEEEEEEAH
also everyone bullying senchou was hilarious
This is the comment I was looking for.
Sheltered Card Shark Angel
Canatan really plays like someone who has properly experienced poverty, treating her chips dearly without rushing into loose bets like some trust fund smurf.
1:54 "Omee no seki nee kara!"
If anyone wants to know the original:
ruclips.net/video/__xxvY25Hlg/видео.html
Ah PPT in action
Poker Pro Tenshi
But but but but Jusco still exists where I am
Las vegas tenshi
Power Poker Tenshi
Shion, was much accurate
Ahhh.. yes jusco... i remember that before they rebranding it to aeon ...
Oh.. dang it.. that means I belong in the same age bracket with marine ...
TL Note: Pōkai no Kanata was clever as hell
Why is nobody pointing out that this tenshi played poker in kindergarten?
Not with money, it's illegal in Japan. Any gambling with money in Japan is illegal, so it was probably with chips.
0:13
I too play card games on my own
kanata
Prowess... She pretty much didn't have a hand till the last card... I'd call it luck more than skill.
Poker, play double 7s or higher and always fold below, develop a poker face and voice and body language even if you only play it online, to be prepared for the day you play it in person. (Source: Being old and regularly challenging people during the online-poker hype era around 20 years ago. $$$)
お担徐日おめでとう🎊
しまむらにも小さいゲームコーナーあったな昔
2:43 lmao
4 bakas and a PPT
Is it good or bad that I knew how the game would flow?
I'm not into gambling but I do like playing the games related to it (to clarify that I like playing gambling games without the gamble, just for fun)
Haby birfay
>kyoukai no kanatan
5:20 how is that 4 of a mind. Can anyone explain?
3 10s on the middle thing plus one in her hand
@@FloatingGhost oh thanksss I forget that pair is actually based on number not color.
seems like im watching too much aqua
JUSCO??
yeap she's old...
nice
Did Kanata flat call the nuts in the last hand?
Also, since the number of rounds is fixed, by the last round Kanata is already guaranteed second place. Unless I'm missing something, is there any reason for her to not go all-in pre-flop?
I don't play much poker so I'm genuinely confused here...
Kanata had a clear read on Aqua on the Q turn. Aqua couldn't possibly have pocket 8s due to her bets on the flop so she must have either a 10, 8 or Q. Aqua's betting on the turn pretty much screamed that she had two pair at minimum, with a full house draw on the river.
PPT gets the river and pretty much just strings Aqua with the nuts.
ahhh ~ just usual days girls bullying old lady because she's outdated....
That one meme Aqua & Marine are referencing: nico.ms/sm4873249
Is Kanata good or are they just bad? Seems to me like they didn't know when to fold
Both to be honest
TMT
That 1 dislike tho :(
Sasuga Poker Player Tenshi