Crappy ("Happy" Parody) - Blues Version

A parody of "Happy" by Pharrell Williams.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
It might seem crazy what I’m 'bout to say
Wi-Fi’s gone down, now my day’s in dismay
I burned my breakfast toast into blackened waste
Lost my keys, spilled my coffee all over the place, huh
[Chorus]
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like you just stepped in poo-poo
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if the world seems like it’s after you
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you know bad luck is nothin’ new
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you always do
[Verse 2]
Here comes bad luck, knocking at my door (Yeah!)
The handle’s broken, I’m stuck on the floor (Yeah!)
And I should probably tell ya, I’m out of gas (Yeah!)
No offense to me, but my luck’s trash, and here’s why
[Chorus]
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like you just stepped in poo-poo
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if the world seems like it’s after you
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you know bad luck is nothin’ new
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you always do
[Bridge 1]
(Crappy) Bring me down
It always (Crappy) brings me down
The struggle’s too high (Crappy), it brings me down
It always (Crappy) brings me down, I said
(Let me tell you now)
(Crappy, Crappy, Crappy, Crappy) Bring me down
It always (Crappy, Crappy, Crappy, Crappy) brings me down
The struggle’s too high (Crappy, Crappy, Crappy, Crappy), it brings me down
It always (Crappy, Crappy, Crappy), brings me down, I said
[Chorus]
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like you just stepped in poo-poo
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if the world seems like it’s after you
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you know bad luck is nothin’ new
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you always do
[Bridge 2]
(Crappy, Crappy, Crappy, Crappy) Bring me down
It always (Crappy, Crappy, Crappy, Crappy) brings me down
The struggle’s too high (Crappy, Crappy, Crappy, Crappy), it brings me down
It always (Crappy, Crappy, Crappy), brings me down, I said
[Chorus]
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like you just stepped in poo-poo
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if the world seems like it’s after you
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you know bad luck is nothin’ new
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you always do
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like you just stepped in poo-poo
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if the world seems like it’s after you
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you know bad luck is nothin’ new
(Because it’s crappy)
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you always do (Come on)