Turning Kroxigors into KroxiGODS in Total Warhammer 3
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2024
- 30 settlements. 30 turns. Unfathomable quantities of suffering. Nakai sucks. Kroxigors are mid. And I regret my life choices.
This campaign was actually a lot of fun though lol. I'll probably be doing more of these speedrun style challenges in the future.
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• The Legend of Zelda: O...
Lets Make This Right OG Version (Furi OST)
Harmony - OSRS OST
Boris Slavov - Quirky Bones DOS2 OST
Millick Meadows (Day) - Xenoblade Chronicles 3 OST
Divinity Original Sin 2 OST - Mead, Gold & Blood
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Colony 9 (Day)
• Pokémon DPPt - Cynthia...
Attacking Divine Beast Vah Naboris (Nearby) - The Legend of Zelda BOTW OST
Persona 5 OST - Price
A Picture in Motion (Furi OST)
Minigame - Parasail - Legend of Zelda BOTW OST
Fire Emblem Three Houses OST - 6. Fodlan Winds (Rain)
Winter - Vivaldi
My Only Chance (Furi OST) 
Игры
That "merging the kroxigors with infantry" thing used to unironically be a thing you could do in the tabletop game, not even joking.
I remember the charge through skink mechanic all the way back in 6th edition (even in the WD supplementary before the army books came out) scored me a rank 3 finish at the local tournament❤
@@spiritofthegorg6950 Man, this takes me back to the days where the Stegadon was a metal model that didn't fit together properly and High Elves were utterly busted lmao
@@directrulefromgamerchair3947 It is unironically cool seeing these stories of vets in the wild.
@@directrulefromgamerchair3947 *reads 'back to the days'*
*Looks at old, busted up metal stegadon model sitting in its GW briefcase*
*ages 500 years*
@@spiritofthegorg6950 I used this exact tactic in total war on sheer reflex the first time I played lizardmen, and I still used krox with skink to this day xD
"They're funding a proxy war against themselves, like no government has done. Ever"
welp he's doomed, guys. it's been fun
Going for the world record any % CIA watchlist speedrun
To do that you just have to search up how to build a home-made bomb
I am legally obligated to inform you that that was a joke
The Romans are crying right now
@@MrDiego121979 Romans be like: let's build half our army out of war tribes with absolutely no loyalty, that we have been fighting for 300+ years straight. No way this goes wrong.
!!!! Warning: a vassal has declared war on you !!!! Warning: your capital is under siege !!!!! Warning: Your capital has been destroyed !!!!!
0:39 you know, its kind of lore accurate. Nakai doesnt build infrastructure he just kind of murderhoboninja his way out of the jungle, wrecks face, and then leaves.
Like some kind of rampaging armored bulldozer.
Sometimes reasonable Kroxigors must do unreasonable things.
Killdozer you say?
This Nakai slander will not stand. You better be careful or he's gonna wander his way to your front yard.
Look, I love Nakai. He's my favourite character in Warhammer, and, based on his feats and simple logic, should probably be the single most powerful combatant in all of WHF (and potentially AOS as well). But... Aside from his ability to effortlessly create a god-tier economy, he is absolute trash in-game. For a character who should be a greater-daemon sized, unkillable, unbreakable, inexhaustible, being who is either the straight up manifestation of Lustria or the reincarnation of a war god (or both), with thousands of years of experience, and a sentient weapon containing the spirit of the aforementioned war god, he is so incomprehensibly mediocre (and small) it genuinely hurts.
@@The_Industry agreed
Nakai's fine. It's just Kroxigors that suck.
@@The_Industry i agree
he was my first campain in wh3 and it was fun to use him but then i used other lizardmen like oxyotle and the i found out he is dog shit sadly
i hope they give him a rework any time soon
@@The_Industry yeah goofs aside I don't fully disagree. He definitely feels better than he was in 2 but for who he is as a character he feels like he needs some love.
Doing a Kroxigor run is better as literally any other Lizardmen LL lmao
A generic krixogor lord is better choice for a kroxigor stack
I really like the chameleon LL in the southern wastes (forgot his name).
@@etuanno Oxyotl
Why's that?
@@etuanno i got you Oxyotl. Hes alot of fun for skink stacks
18:00
That map, so beautiful yet so nonsensical. I guess you can call it brilliantly stupid
I love his videos man, but I think I lost brain cells listening to him at that section.
"RUclipsr sees mountains and waterfalls for the first time and compares them to AI."
tbf tunnels would explain everything nonsensical about it
Nakai was done real dirty when it comes to incorporating him to the game. I know many other races and factions need updates, but I can't help to think Nakai REALLY NEEDS one.
Well, at least he CAN recruit kroxigors now. For the longest time he couldn't. Couldn't recruit temple guards and some other dinos, I forgot, either. So there's that I guess?
But yeah, Nakai does need a "bit" of love.
The nonsense layout of that map was hilarious
Well you see directly under that waterfall is extremely porous silt sitting directly above an underground aquifer......
There is two things i consistently hate in this game, the horrid sieges and the incredibly uneven diplomacy, seriously if you got positive on it you will be payed in pocket lint but if you got red for it even by a few they will steal your kidneys and wallet, bleed you dry, it's insane.
Yeah, its like all of the AIs are conspiring against the player to fuck them over
They literally are conspiring to kill you.
Another example of player bias is how if the AI is at war with the player they will send their armies across the ocean to kill you even though they have a nation they are at war with on their doorstep. That is how i ended up having 9 factions that i didnt even border, all sending armies at me at the same time even though i only had 4 cities as bretonnia.
I sincerely hope the next DLC adds stuff for Lizardmen and reworks Nakai.
It doesn’t help this challenge that Nakai is indisputably and undeservedly one of the worst lords in the game. Because they just forgor he existed. It sucks, I think he has two of the most annoying quest battles in the game currently. Especially the defense of Itza. It’s a great idea but the AI literally runs their lords in and dies and if either of them dies you IMMEDIATELY fail the mission, and you can’t save one of them before he dies because you’re all the way across the map and as a Slann he runs in to Melee vampire depth guard and dies immediately almost every time. I’m not sure how I managed to fumble my way into winning this battle at one point, retried it recently and I ran it dozens of times and each time the slann dies immediately almost.
There's a mod that lets you autoresolve story missions. Helps a lot for me because I hate fighting the lord kroak mission because it's super boring.
Im playing gor rok, I find the best way to play that mission is to send 3 or 4 of your stronger units over to your ally to help while you deal with the main army
I think that's the idea, everyone forgets about Nakai until he wanders in during a crucial moment in a Lizardmen-based book to save the day a la Gandalf, then wanders off again.
I still think the lizardmen need another rework to everything, but I wonder what that DLC would have to be? Maybe they could make a legendary lord and put him in ind or kuresh?
Total war Archaon 2 campaing is somehow better than his
Constructs only tomb kings? Incredibly difficult...but technically possible
Currently finishing up a High Elf infantry only campaign as well as Dwarf Gun Only. I will eventually cover the Tomb Kings but it's probably a while off considering how much awesome shit is in the next dlc
@@additionalstupidity I just tried the challenge recently and it was hard, but I, unlike you, am very bad at the game so I wanted to see you take a crack at it. Love your videos man keep it up!
@@additionalstupidity Dawi firepower?
Oh lord, this get's my beard all the way to the floor.
Didn't Zerkovich try something like that and it was veeery hard?
@@olafthemoose9413 maybe? I dont usually watch zerkovich
Florida crocodiles on steroids
With low enough stats that they still get yoinked by the Florida Man
Can confirm
gonna be honest id rather see a kroxigor on my porch rather than a gator
Fun fact. Croxigors regularly have their weapons chained, or otherwise attached to them so they don't just drop their weapons and resort to just being wild animals in the form of body building aligators
I've been binging your Total War videos, and was sad that I've watched them all. Just seen this and it made my day.
I almost died when bro was roasting the design of that map, the waterfall specifically killed me
They're just workers and builders leave them be!
They're calories. Nothing more and nothing less.
I remember doing this on my own. Love me kroxigors, I’m glad you did this idea :)
This style of vid is so nice. The genuine hatred for the games mechanics mixed with a clearly well thought out script/jokes is awsome
Bro your war hammer videos are the only reason I got the game and now I have 300 hours please keep posting incredible content like this we all love it
That "pick up the vase" level of being angry at the pathfinding hit home for me
Really shows you how bad a unit is if he has to turn down the game difficultly
I do actually think Normal battle difficulty is about the same difficulty level as very hard in most cases (in manual battles). The AI is dumber but it also makes better decisions in terms of the pacing of battles. It dosen’t wait until you've slaughtered half of it's army with spells before moving up to attack you like the VH AI often does, for example.
In this case, I turned it down to test it out because I kept hearing that it was actually harder and also I knew I'd be auto-resolving a lot of super easy battles with a low casualty replenishment rate.
Basically, if you fight every battle manually it's the same, if not harder than very hard. If you autoresolve a lot though, it's dramatically easier.
@@additionalstupidity I've been saying that for awhile now, but people like to shit on the idea of hard and normal being harder than very hard. On top of ignoring your wizard while you destroy half their army with spells, but the AI on very hard is also prone to sending their forces in waves even when they have overwhelming numbers.
2:37 You say that, and they definitely should be close to that size (maybe 15ft), but in game, they are a truly pitiful 10-11ft tall.
Everything Lizardmen is smaller than it should be: Saurus should be like 8ft, but are just under 6ft; Temple Guard are basically the same size, when they should be even bigger at 9-10ft; Oldbloods like Kroq-Gar should be even a little taller than that at around 11ft but are barely over 7ft; Gor-Rok should be like 50% bigger than a Temple Guard at 13-15ft, but is less than 9ft; Dread Saurians should be the height of city walls, not the height of regular Giants.
And as for Kroxigors. If they are massive, bipedal saltwater crocodiles, they ought to be (in order to be taller than Gor-Rok, which they should be) at least 15-16ft tall and weigh between 2 and 3 tonnes. And Nakai should essentially be a bipedal Deinosuchus, and be well over 20ft tall. Instead, Kroxigors are around 10ft like most other monstrous infantry, and Nakai is barely larger than Grimgor.
The OSRS soundtrack that blesses my ears during all your videos elevates you to top total war creator imo
Thank you youtube for playing this next under half an hour of its upload
My man making my day again and again with these videos. Much love man. Greatest warhammer 3 videos ever.
I just thought yesterday that I missed your videos. Yay! Great post.
Dude...I am subscribed now. This was too much fun to watch. And your background music is my jam. So double sub.
I legit love Vivaldi's Winter. Well used in the video, imo.
I've loved the "Idea" of kroxigors ever since I first saw them but have never stacked them like this before. This video was enlightening lol. Great video fam
Gods I love the Furi OST. Excellent use of it.
Mind you, any use of it is excellent
Gods I love your videos. They are so wonderful to watch. And I´m amazed how you beat some of the early battles with like a Lord and one unit.
It's less about playing extremely well and more about making as few mistakes as possible. Just taking the absolute minimum number of unfavorable fights and using every resource at my disposal is the real trick to it. After ~15 turns of that, you're *far* stronger than the AI due to your levels, unit ranks, economy, etc, improving faster than theirs.
Love your shit dude! Edited long form warhammer is so great, and with your charm on top its just perfect!
Really love having the turn timer edited in, very nice touch
Honestly They should make Kroxigors with that are The Temple guard version of kroxigors Like imagine Kroxigors in golden armor with massive swords or hammers as opposed to the ones we have now
kroxigors aren't guards.
Aren’t they just the builder caste and general laborers? They only have some semblance of intelligence thanks to skins being nearby. They are not warriors, they are just strong
I know im just one of your many viewers, but this format of video is really enjoyable. It really fits your commentary & witty style.
Suggestion: WoC but with only non-Daemonic units, and we get to see you make Aspiring Champions into gods
I'd love to see this. Aspiring champs are so good with a filled out tech tree
CA devs have so much of a hard-on for elves that they can't even make giant humanoid crocodiles good
The only way that waterfall could turn into a creek is if the waterfall immediately falls into a cave system but lets some water splash out into the creek. It also would have to be a fairly new waterfall since the water would just cut through the ground to all go into the cave.
Love the vids, and I’ll still love em wen you blow up
17:28 mans got the thunderdome!! 2 armies enter one leaves! I love this map idc how buggy it is the map is glorious and is super fun because it's elven forest but cut in half distance wise!
We’re getting Through the great plan with this one boys!
This, and this alone, makes me want to actually try a Kroxigors and heroes only Nakai run. I'm positive it'll be hell. But I'm also positive it'll be all kinds of fun if I can get through the slog.
Furi's soundtrack is so good, always love hearing it.
I’m excited to see what you do with Thrones of Decay!
Fgreat video really enjoy watching your stuff
The rage about getting through 2 gates was so funny I could feel your pain 😂
You had me at Kroxigors
fun and entertaining vid ... thx man
Turns out; Kroxigors have the same deal as orange cats in that they share one communal brain cell, and can't figure out the concept of a "hole" if their lives depended on it
New vid had me SPRINTING to my laptop
Love hearing Quirky Bones by Borislav Slavov playing at the 16 minute mark
Video Idea was good, Your Voice was good, the content was good, the Kroxigors was good, but the FURI remix song was just f'ing awesome dude.
"We do not have a lot of gold, but we spend a lot of gold. Which is not the best combination" sounds like my life 😂😂😂
Loving the more “free form” video style. It reminds me of my favorite series (Skaven slaves).
My input would be to forego the turn competition restriction and go full on the one unit type challenge.
The overanalysis of the fluid physics on the cathay map is top tier. There is just nothing else to talk about, Nakai is just a second role in his own campaign
awesome video seriously
3 days ago? Damn, must have missed it. Fun video, as always, thanks for the entertainment.
ladders, stairs, siege towers or even shovels would be a better option than the front door here 🤣
A Lizardman focused video? Finally, some good fucking food
This warhammer content is what I live for
Was that some OG Runescape music in the beginning? and then the slow evolution into stressful climactic strings. Dont sleep on this mans soundtrack
I know there was some RuneScape music starting around 10 mins in.
Kroxigars are definitely one of the monstrous infantry units that were intended fight inside of your regular infantry. Alot of units work best when you charge them through your own troops instead of trying to flank.
I could barely focus to the first siege. Was too busy vibing with my nostalgia to that song
Haha love it man
Bruh enjoying the ogryn commissar experience
That start scared me. The moment you started to gain territory with 2 armies hope found it's way into my heart. That massacre of the Skaven was legendary
AdditionalStupidity, Subscribed because your videos always make me smile!
12:15 "One of the best victories of my whole career" - Yup, blob and pray, the true greatest strategy of Total War.
The Furi music makes it, gotta say. Great choice!
crazy to see a challenge where you can't even go only, that's wild
would love to see some tomb kings
Thank all the gods for SFO and how awesome large units feel in it.
I can hear the Furi soundtrack in the backround, mmm, yeah, good stuff.
Please be nice to my lizard boys.
Legitimately started laughing out loud during the 2nd gate rant at the end 😂
Epidemus Plaguebearer Only sounds like hell. Hope to see it :3
I felt your pain with the gate pathing.
Average fighting against skaven experience: That is a bad idea. I take that back, you have more armies than I thought, maybe that is the right move for you. That is a fourth army. Okay, we have a problem here.
Or do we? We don't.
Our brain boy strikes again! Huzzah!
Kroxigor earthbenders: *exist*
All other races: 40K universe seems chill
All I can picture at the 48 minute siege battle is just a field view of Brilliant Stupidity just being the commander looking at these lizards turning their heads left and right not understanding where to go.
I wanna see more taurox and count noctilus know they're drastically different but I wanna see either one of those. Mayne a challenge run with them to only use one army? You can add to it and replenish. But only giants and minotars. Count noctilus could just use zombie gunners and plain ol zombies. With the fantastic ship artillery of course.
Im do glad i used the sfo mod cause vanilla nakai is just..so so painful.
I actually had some issues when I saw brilliant not put the campaigns at max difficulty but then I remembered the second part of his name so now the tension of "can he do it?" came back
Lisa the Painful? More like Kroxigors the Painful. The unit that hates you.
I personally am a pretty big fan of Nakai. His campaign is the one I have played by far the most of, and the only one I have technically finished- endgame crisis and all that
I felt the frustration with them going through the gate on a primal level
Apparently they are going to be (somewhat) fixing gate pathing, so thats nice
2:40 one issue I’ve seemed to have with breaking down gates with larger units is that they often get stuck trying to attack the gate without being able to actually attack it so they all just sit there and try to walk towards the gate. Adding more units just ends up making it worse.
next idea: turning Ungors into Ungods with Khazrak One-Eye
love how you have been talking about the maps a lot lol. Also, hide of the cold ones is the worst item for the lizardmen, me and my friend talked about this for a solid hour. Every lizardman lord and hero eventually causes fear or terror, they get high leadership, items like armor of destiny provide better buffs, and dont remove leadership. Hide of the cold ones needs to be better or a green tier item, or white
would be fun to do a kroxigor and skink thing as in lore they are best friends.
I really do hope Lizardmen gets a mechanic update at one point esspetially Nakai.
43:30
"Like No Government Ever Has Before..."
"Ever."
*distant Kroxigor scoffs*
In Impossible Creatures (RTS game where your units were the animals you combined) I mixed Crocs with Gorillas.
They were one of the strongest units I ever used.
I hope you'll do that Slayers Only Campaign soon, Now we have pretty much everything for them Post-ToD, An Ungrim Campaign now will be Insane.
Oh, btw, don't forget the emphasis Cathay places on balloons, that's how they get to those isolated buildings and hanging sky watchposts, they get delivered by balloon and, aside from flying enemies, or enemies with projectiles, or magic, or magic projectiles, or the ability to climb...other than those, they are safe from attack.
So once I picked up WH3 my first big campaign was as Nakia, honestly loved it. Much better then in WH2 when it came to tech tree and growing your forces.Trick is to just keep your armies next to Nakai or who ever you spawn them in on, transfer units as needed and build up while fighting. And then you take over the world.
Love the addition of Runescape music 😂😂
Praying to god we get a thrones of decay like update for the Lizardmen overhaul, they really need it
I literally just finished this campaign. You can get them really buffed and down to 2 turns by mid-late game. Also don’t sleep on the blessed ones. They have double the charge bonus. And perfect vigor