i can imagine you saying Edgar Allen Poe Laryngitis, very slowly and can't help but to Roflmao! about it XD (example) Edddgaaaarrrrrr Alllleennnn Pooooooooe-e-e-e....Laryn--giii--ti-sssssssssssssssssss....s s s ....
I didn't even know you were in this one. I thought that was just how TB sounded when he wasn't doing his fake British accent. That's right TB, I'm onto your secret.
Reminds me of the panel with Mark and Johntron. John: "it's like you're giving a thesis." Mark: "well just because I'm eloquent and you 'eehhhccckk' all the time"
I always knew Jesse was born for great douchebaggery! Ever since he killed that one cool guy with an amazing quest to give in front of the developers, I could tell that true evil spring from his bones! Go forth, Bard of Beefs! Spread your beefiness across the land!
I love how Jesse knows that he and Simon look alike. "Yogscast, stop copying me! You copiers! You even copied my looks." Also, Lame of Losers should honestly be a real game.
It's nice to see an animation using clips from, like, a year and some apart from each-other and so fluidly blended together like this, just like the Animal Crossing one. :)
foreverokami16 the smite videos. They had the wrong audio for each video and the camera kept jumping around perspectives; not the high-quality stuff they usually produce.
Did not realize Markiplier was in a animated podcast. I started watching all of these again after I saw Angry Joe in one to see if there were others I would recognize.
love that these guys have animated like ricky gervais's cartoon, its cool to animate the spontaneity of a podcast,it flows so much faster than scripted cartoons
its true though, markiplier is so amazing and cool everywhere he goes and at all times, and here we are, us pathetic mortals being a mess and tired on the morning haha
Ian Loughrey Well he acts like a pre-teen, looks like an aging 40 year old so i should've taken the middle ;) OK enough trolling, i'm closing this thread.
I've never actually seen any of his vids, but isn't Markiplier proof that you can be a normal human being, apply the PewDiePie model to your channel, and rake in as much money as him?
He's not what you quite call everyday normal. Ever saw how he bends his body into the strangest of positions and how his skin can be stretched just as much? Besides, Jesse was also right about the hair though. The guy just never seems to get a bad hair day.
Yueira And the list of his various titles like King of the Squirrels, Dances with Fishes, Tickler of Scrotes, Professional Screamer, Baron von Ballencrusher, Twerklord, Medicplier, Nurse Shutter, Blacksmith Seeker, etc.
Well... Markiplier is strangely hot... Although I might have weird tastes... Normally 'celebrities' don't really do for me, but I've had the strange tendency to have momentary fangirl crushes seeing some youtubers... Somehow this happens more with the ones that rarely show their faces in their main videos... First time it happened was watching Dan (nerdCubed) on his irl channel... Next was a photo of nilesy from the yogscast... And most recently, one of markiplier that's floating around facebook... I find it kind of odd, but what are you gonna do? XD
Now I want to to see Jules vs lixian tv because Jules animates co optional podcast (jesse) and lixian tv animates markiplier (markiplier) if you don't understand what I mean then think of this and re watch the video
HAHA oh wow I remember that lovely plane ride, the cage-match invitation still stands! This was an awesome animation!
:D
XD
You have such a pretty face!!
Wow... if if happens, hope it's recorded! lol
Hahaha, oh mark. Picking cage fights on a plane? Never change X)
What happened to Dodger? I'm trying to click on her channel but it keeps saying it doesn't exist. O.o
Polaris?! More like poor-walrus!
oh god XD
God...that so bad its good.....
Friendly fire!
Damn Jesse, you're on fire!
Jesse pls
Where's my channel link? Polaris, more like Edgar Allen Poe Laryngitis
i can imagine you saying Edgar Allen Poe Laryngitis, very slowly and can't help but to Roflmao! about it XD
(example)
Edddgaaaarrrrrr Alllleennnn Pooooooooe-e-e-e....Laryn--giii--ti-sssssssssssssssssss....s s s ....
Booooo....
High quality non-jokes, thanks Crendor....
I didn't even know you were in this one. I thought that was just how TB sounded when he wasn't doing his fake British accent. That's right TB, I'm onto your secret.
Salvador M Fake? He's born in Newcastle,FYI.
Dont worry, we're all jealous of mark. I mean, that voice, that face, that hair, those smarts, who wouldnt wanna be him?
Reminds me of the panel with Mark and Johntron.
John: "it's like you're giving a thesis."
Mark: "well just because I'm eloquent and you 'eehhhccckk' all the time"
Wait, Jesse isn't the guy from Yogscast?
collin ohlinger But you never see them in the same place? (That one video was editing trickery)
Yeah, I just always assumed Jessie likes to speak with an English accent sometimes.
Jesse is so jelly of Mark you'd notice in videos they do together its so funny.
wouldn't you be jealous of those looks?
Polaris the voice is what makes me so jelly...
Hoztyle Mark is like a Siren, you just get lost in that voice of his ^^
His voice turns me to jelly.
I love you, Mark. I have a pillow with your picture on it, call me.
I always knew Jesse was born for great douchebaggery! Ever since he killed that one cool guy with an amazing quest to give in front of the developers, I could tell that true evil spring from his bones! Go forth, Bard of Beefs! Spread your beefiness across the land!
Well the nicest guys are often the meanest when they wanna be. XD
a true tale of beef and salt!
Derpston Hale No, thats the tale about my dinner. Beef and Salt, Beef and Salt.
*Developers* Nooooo You killed like 6 Quest Givers.
LOL
Markiplier vs Jesse.
Wrestlemania 31.
Hell in a Cell.
Dodger as Special referee.
Do it WWE.
Wait, do that for a WWE 2k17 or 2k16 and have custom characters fight it out with everything you said
That's it Jesse, enjoy you're meaty skyrocket to fame, become the protein star you are!!
to the top with you!
Markiplier is one of Superman's many secret identities.
Why Lame of Losers when you can have Lane of Losers
this one is clever.
Omg!! I literally said the same thing!! 😲😲😲😂😂
+SephK9 He could've gone with "Lame ol' losers"
markiplier vs. jesse = R.I.P. jesse cox
accurate
LIES
BEST WISHES TO TOTALBISCUIT WHOSE PREPPING FOR / IN SURGERY
mega17 oh noooooo
lol hey they predicted youtube drama 2016
.......that Zyra with the rifle amused me far more than it should have.
I love how Jesse knows that he and Simon look alike. "Yogscast, stop copying me! You copiers! You even copied my looks."
Also, Lame of Losers should honestly be a real game.
JULES, YOUR ANIMATIONS BRING SMILES TO MAH FACE ;U;
Markiplier. The internet's Sakamoto.
Jesse Cox?! More like. Jesse Fox!... Cause you foxxy!
we need more Mark!! and his amazing voice.
Prison Trump will have to shank Jesse
I would literally do anything for a Prison Trump/Jesse video.
Anything.
***** You would. Literally.
It's nice to see an animation using clips from, like, a year and some apart from each-other and so fluidly blended together like this, just like the Animal Crossing one. :)
I'd let Jesse beef me any day of the week.
be careful what you wish for *****
*****
I'm waiting.
Polaris Bring it on baby!
Jesse's "shut up" always gets me. Just so matter-a-fact. LOL
Can someone get me a glass of water? I'm dying of first.
Yeah here you go
Bravo.
Heyooooooooo
The Polaris Hive Mind speaks again... Resistance is futile...
Sure, il trade you for a hookshot
To be honest: Markiplier is a sexy, sexy man.
Jesse is right, even during his hospital stay, markiplier's hair was still faaaahhhhhking fantastic
this is absolutely fascinating 9 years later
This doesn't wash away the memories polaris. I saw that abomination you called a video... though it does help.
What video if you mind me asking?
foreverokami16 the smite videos. They had the wrong audio for each video and the camera kept jumping around perspectives; not the high-quality stuff they usually produce.
Chocl8215 Oohh okay
Yay! I suggested this when this co-optional podcast aired! :D I'm so happy!
I really enjoy watching this.
THIS IS FLIPPIN HILARIOUS ! IM GONNA SUBSCRIBE!
Mark and Jesse should do some multiplayer matching. The pretty boy with the golden voice versus the bitter dirty old man.
It would be glorious.
Dodger's username is misspelled in the links as Presshearttocotinue instead of Presshearttocontinue. It is missing the first n in continue.
I'm just amazed someone read the description.
These are sooo good!
i love this animation style OuO
I love Jesse so much o.o He cracks me up.
These are all gold
Markiplier was on Co-optional?! I must have missed that one! I really want to see it, but the one linked is not the right one.
The beginning of the animation with Mark came from Podcast number 48.
He was on when it was the TGS podcast, it shows that separation at the end of this video in upper the right corner.
Did not realize Markiplier was in a animated podcast. I started watching all of these again after I saw Angry Joe in one to see if there were others I would recognize.
love that these guys have animated like ricky gervais's cartoon, its cool to animate the spontaneity of a podcast,it flows so much faster than scripted cartoons
I was listening to this podcast half a minute ago
its true though, markiplier is so amazing and cool everywhere he goes and at all times, and here we are, us pathetic mortals being a mess and tired on the morning haha
This was great
2:16 Now just an image of markiplier pistol wiping Jesse will be stuck in my mind forever.
"Fame, sky rocketing views and subscribers"
Money too, and possibly death for Jesse with all that beef. HA!
"Lame of Losers!"
Jesse.... this means war! D:
This is why Jesse is the best xD
Well to be fair, Mark is like 20, 25, and Jesse is what 40, 50? Lol
No he is around 30.
***** Geez, dem fat pads sure add a decade.
Anonymous247n my god your terrible at telling age
Ian Loughrey Well he acts like a pre-teen, looks like an aging 40 year old so i should've taken the middle ;)
OK enough trolling, i'm closing this thread.
You bet your ass I wouldn't forgive you for ruining Marks face!
You don't need to insult lol they do it themselves
that was beautiful
I play LoL and I'm not even insulted.
Jesse, the master troll! Well, not quiet, but almost.
1:18 - look at Jesse foreshadowing "I can't breathe".
I lost it when Mark had that adorable face and said,"I-I know."
XD
0:20 WHY YOU GOTTA BE SOOO CUUUTE?
Mark is so tall and handsome~
this in my new favorite thing
And so Jesse's beefs evolved to fame and fortune. What could possibly lay in the future for this God among men!?
I've never actually seen any of his vids, but isn't Markiplier proof that you can be a normal human being, apply the PewDiePie model to your channel, and rake in as much money as him?
He's not what you quite call everyday normal.
Ever saw how he bends his body into the strangest of positions and how his skin can be stretched just as much?
Besides, Jesse was also right about the hair though.
The guy just never seems to get a bad hair day.
Yep, no one on his channel is going to say that Mark is normal. ***** knows what's up.
The Word Wind Even that one time when he put butter in his hair.
Yueira
And the list of his various titles like King of the Squirrels, Dances with Fishes, Tickler of Scrotes, Professional Screamer, Baron von Ballencrusher, Twerklord, Medicplier, Nurse Shutter, Blacksmith Seeker, etc.
Well... Markiplier is strangely hot... Although I might have weird tastes... Normally 'celebrities' don't really do for me, but I've had the strange tendency to have momentary fangirl crushes seeing some youtubers... Somehow this happens more with the ones that rarely show their faces in their main videos... First time it happened was watching Dan (nerdCubed) on his irl channel... Next was a photo of nilesy from the yogscast... And most recently, one of markiplier that's floating around facebook... I find it kind of odd, but what are you gonna do? XD
Jesse Cox, first class at causin beef
1:23 I want a fox luchador mask NOW.
Polaris should get Slowbeef and/or Diabetus on the next podcast.
It's Totalbiscuit's show, he chooses the guests. And he's tight with Slowbeef so it could happen. :)
Zyra with an uzi, the mid lane will never be the same.
i love how zyra came back with a machine gun XD
I hear Prison Trump looks out for his friends ... Beware Jessie
That lame of losers laugh was awesome
Goddamn Mariplier... Why is he so fantastic? It's not fair.
MARKIPLIER'S ON HERE?
MY LIFE... IS COMPLETE.
league of losers would have been a better name at 2:00
I was thinking more on the lines of "Legion of Losers".
losers of lame sounds better then lame of losers.
I dunno, Lane of Losers rhyme with League of legends.
lcmiracle
No, it doesn't. But the stresses fall on the same syllables. :)
Weimann It does rhyme. Trust me, I'm a modern day rapper.
'Losers of Lame' implies they lose the lame and become awesome again. Which as far as sick burns go... not scoring very high.
I"m here for your Markiplier! Hand him over and no one gets disliked!!!
lol that picture at 2:17
The Eminem part had me bursting in tears from laughing so hard. ^_^
Lanes of Losers would have been a better insult xD
At least he didn’t crush his larynx with his knee...
How come I never knew this conversation about mark existed!!!
Yeah, same. I spent like an hour hunting for it. :P I'm really dumb!
Now I want to to see Jules vs lixian tv because Jules animates co optional podcast (jesse) and lixian tv animates markiplier (markiplier) if you don't understand what I mean then think of this and re watch the video
Dude, the thing about Mark is that, he may be short, but the man is built like a truck. XDDD
I never even thought about it but Jesse and Simon do look the same...
A podcast isn't the same without Jesse Cox. I'm sad when he's not around.
hey the yogscast is amazing!
God Damn You. YOU DO NOT INSULT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IN MY FACE YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
LEAGUE IS LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could go for some beef about now.
the mommy issues reminds me of cox n crendor in the morning
Ohhhh Polaris calling out the Yogscast!
If only the actual podcast wasn't, like, from 6 months ago...
yogscast is part of polaris...
hey Jess you are funny as hell
This is why I love ***** ♥
Still waiting for that Markiplier vs Jesse cage fight 😂
HORSE CRAP, ads load instantly, get a play error 4 times in a row
Am I the only one laughing at the Zyra with a machine gun at the end?
If my fellow markiplier fangirls are here, i love you guys
I'll give you guys the exact same reaction I give Dodger fanboys:
creeeeeepy~
Aaaayyyy yyyooooo! *fangirl high five*
:D!
*internet fangirl high five*
Kat Thomas "The Fangirl Five" is going to be the next superhero team.
OMG YES.
Hey!......Hey!.....Hey!...... you guys should do an animated episode of jesse's rant on eldergeek's podcast about FF13! Twould be great! Many !s!!!!!
I'm waiting for y'all to bring Myndflame on this podcast again he was always the best.
Well now, we know who's voice that NEW character for Skullgirls... #lol
I was today years old when i found out that Jesse isn't in yogcast
I wonder how Jesse will react when he finds out what Markiplier is doing with Felicia Day. XD
You guys can invite Markiplier again :D
Jessy thought mark was hot then, just look at him now~