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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @ghphxooxxo
    @ghphxooxxo 6 лет назад +6349

    “Kate, what do you do?”
    “I’m quite tall, so I just stand in people’s way”
    *Iconic*

    • @callumwardle7706
      @callumwardle7706 5 лет назад +8

      X lol I’ve just realised

    • @danieloak2659
      @danieloak2659 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @HaydnG266
      @HaydnG266 5 лет назад

      @@callumwardle7706 I did reply but now its gone, whats happened

    • @RatRatRat
      @RatRatRat 5 лет назад +5

      THIS MADE ME CRY LAUGHING

    • @melody3473
      @melody3473 5 лет назад +2

      This is the comment I was looking for

  • @biscuits16
    @biscuits16 7 лет назад +4341

    We need more British daytime TV shitposts

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 7 лет назад +160

      Pointless is on in the evening you asshat

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 6 лет назад +57

      It’s a RUclips Poop, not a shitpost.

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 6 лет назад +6

      CarrotShaker Omg I can cook used to be the shit

    • @Oialca
      @Oialca 6 лет назад +2

      I agree

    • @nugget9781
      @nugget9781 6 лет назад +10

      ikr, I'd love to see one on the chase, take me out, gogglebox or something like that.

  • @chrisjenner2031
    @chrisjenner2031 6 лет назад +2630

    ...
    Please, please me...
    ...
    I wanna hold your hand...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    *well there's a welcome*

  • @Mark_25299
    @Mark_25299 6 лет назад +3671

    So Kate, what do you do?
    Well I'm tall so I just stand in people's way
    Lmao

    • @15sixmedia
      @15sixmedia 6 лет назад +92

      Mark Sheldon Fine, absolutely fine.

    • @gonkdroid3959
      @gonkdroid3959 5 лет назад +22

      What do you look forward to doing in your time?
      David Beckham

    • @eonshade6297
      @eonshade6297 5 лет назад +1

      So quirky

    • @kingstumble
      @kingstumble 4 года назад

      Don't you lot realise this has been heavily edited to make it appear the answers being given are in response to the questions you hear? They are not. Care to comment 'Just James?'

    • @Mark_25299
      @Mark_25299 4 года назад +6

      @@kingstumble i think we all realised that.....

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 6 лет назад +451

    “what do you do Kate”
    “I’m quite tall so I just stand in front of people”
    “Fine. Absolutely fine”

    • @Jengatiwer4099ejej
      @Jengatiwer4099ejej 4 года назад +3

      Tinman 83 simping before simping existed

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 4 года назад +3

      @@Jengatiwer4099ejej my god. We have found cases of simps even before we diagnosed it? And its 5 months ago!

    • @Drankovich
      @Drankovich 4 года назад

      @@metetural9140 Think yer mistaking a wolf whistle for mediocre pussy worship mate, they usually involve the scraping 'my queen'

    • @bestplayzaj967
      @bestplayzaj967 4 года назад +4

      "so I just stand in people's way"

    • @trickytrees173
      @trickytrees173 19 дней назад

      Why do so many get simple quotes wrong after JUST hearing it

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 3 года назад +107

    I like how he just says "there are other corn based snacks available" for absolutely no reason

    • @nathanmcgill7249
      @nathanmcgill7249 Год назад +3

      Does Richard Osman not count as a corn based snack

  • @HPsauce1234
    @HPsauce1234 7 лет назад +1761

    Please, please me. I wana hold your hand. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PandaClare20
      @PandaClare20 7 лет назад +30

      I laughed so much at that bit😂😂

    • @gracezaborski9995
      @gracezaborski9995 6 лет назад +30

      wow what a welcome

    • @Ryan23H
      @Ryan23H 6 лет назад +11

      there beatles songs

    • @elaw5619
      @elaw5619 6 лет назад +3

      I scrolled down whilst watching the video and i read this in perfect sync with the video and now im scared

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 6 лет назад +6

      The Beatles

  • @Han_xiety
    @Han_xiety 6 лет назад +1077

    David Beckham
    David Beckham
    David Beckham
    David Beckham

  • @JamesCarmichael
    @JamesCarmichael 6 лет назад +1629

    Hapax Lagongamanon

  • @FeelingIndigo
    @FeelingIndigo 7 лет назад +1303

    *W E R E F R O M L E E D S*

    • @summerhart1162
      @summerhart1162 6 лет назад +25

      *W E ‘ R E*

    • @veinity491
      @veinity491 6 лет назад +2

      *s p i t s p i t*

    • @keithmurray2001
      @keithmurray2001 5 лет назад

      @Norris Jinglewilly NORRIS JINGLEWILLY 😂😂

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s 5 лет назад +1

      I think they're still from Leeds mate

    • @Xenuos
      @Xenuos 4 года назад +1

      WE'RE FROM LEEDS
      vs
      MANCHESTER

  • @shrimpnft509
    @shrimpnft509 6 лет назад +717

    My pointless friend: Ronnie O’ Sullivan

    • @FirstLast-cf4mi
      @FirstLast-cf4mi 5 лет назад +1

      Why does UK daytime TV make me want to blow up the UK?

    • @ghazalamahroof2351
      @ghazalamahroof2351 5 лет назад +13

      First Last it's actually afternoon/night

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 лет назад +1

      Random British person it’s daytime..

    • @Ashy-hs2wf
      @Ashy-hs2wf 5 лет назад +1

      O1 it’s definitely not daytime

    • @eLuZiveMaRiio
      @eLuZiveMaRiio 4 года назад

      😂

  • @MrNeathComputing
    @MrNeathComputing 6 лет назад +2628

    Prize: £1
    "If you win, what will you use the money on? "
    "Buy a house"
    Was this filmed after Brexit?

  • @user-yw9cu7dc3l
    @user-yw9cu7dc3l 6 лет назад +177

    *O T H E R* *C O R N* *B A S E D* *S N A C K S* *A R E* *A V A I L A B L E*

  • @ExodiaPenetrate
    @ExodiaPenetrate 7 лет назад +465

    The Chase would be a prime candidate for one of these!

    • @Antifuse
      @Antifuse 6 лет назад +3

      chardmelon the german version of the chase is a major ytp subject over there

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 6 лет назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/3Gs842ZJx7o/видео.html

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 6 лет назад

      Roderick storey Bradley Walsh looks like he’s just been sucking lemons the whole time during that

    • @joshb9663
      @joshb9663 4 года назад +4

      Cut to the chase

    • @finleymaster101
      @finleymaster101 2 года назад

      There is its called Cut To The Chase

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 4 года назад +76

    "I have some small children at home who I look after... on occasion"
    Wtf this is great.

  • @alexmcdonnell3241
    @alexmcdonnell3241 5 лет назад +56

    When the answer is right at first, but then the number starts counting up again 😂

    • @exhermit
      @exhermit 5 лет назад +4

      Was laughing tears at that point

  • @themanonthemoon111
    @themanonthemoon111 7 лет назад +179

    D A V I D B E C K H A M

  • @AmberTheFangirl
    @AmberTheFangirl 6 лет назад +92

    *_C O C K N I C K N A M E S_*

    • @beatlemaniac
      @beatlemaniac 8 месяцев назад +4

      Linsey thrilled with that.

  • @themeparkamazing9489
    @themeparkamazing9489 6 лет назад +94

    "What do you do?"
    "..."
    "..."
    "I wanna hold your hand"

  • @luca2334
    @luca2334 6 лет назад +372

    Remind us what you do Kate “I’m quite tall so I just stand in people’s way” Had me dead 😂

  • @kordova2143
    @kordova2143 7 лет назад +235

    Hilarious please keep doing this it’s making me not want to die

    • @kordova2143
      @kordova2143 7 лет назад +9

      JK I’m mentally stable but this is still funny ;)

    • @joetspare2632
      @joetspare2632 6 лет назад +3

      This helps divert my thoughts from the pointlessness of life

    • @muhammedyousuf6
      @muhammedyousuf6 5 лет назад +3

      This helps distract me from the eternal meaningless and loneliness of my existence

    • @rkken
      @rkken 5 лет назад

      careful, you might cut yourself on that edge

  • @SyntaxErrorB
    @SyntaxErrorB 7 лет назад +408

    Mate you actually have a gift for this, better than all the other shitposters because you are a new genre a fucking GOLDPOSTER please keep it up

    • @guyofwarwick
      @guyofwarwick 6 лет назад +5

      Chris B apparently RUclips poop is a new genre

    • @TescoOfficial
      @TescoOfficial 6 лет назад +8

      Most YTP is just ear rape and skipping back and forth with dumb preset edits, this is hilarious because the cuts actually make people say stupid things in a way that almost makes sense. It's half YTP and half Cassetteboy.

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 6 лет назад +62

    What do you do, Kate?
    I'm quite tall so I just stand in people's way

  • @Caitrionaaaa
    @Caitrionaaaa 7 лет назад +518

    PLEASE DO EGGHEADS NEXT

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 7 лет назад +9

      YES

    • @VelvetEars_
      @VelvetEars_ 6 лет назад +1

      Absolutely

    • @Oialca
      @Oialca 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah make c.j confess to murder

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s 6 лет назад +3

      Eggheads still exists? Holy shit

    • @bigman1940
      @bigman1940 6 лет назад +5

      Luke S ikr i swear it stopped ages ago😂

  • @Fire2000Ml
    @Fire2000Ml 5 лет назад +19

    "remind us, what do you do kate?"
    "I'm quite tall so I just, stand in people's way"

  • @dronespace
    @dronespace 6 лет назад +138

    We're from Leeds

  • @duncan3932
    @duncan3932 Год назад +7

    The jackpot is pretty realistic to the real jackpot they give away on the show

  • @XoThomasBLADEoX
    @XoThomasBLADEoX 6 лет назад +26

    "Please, please me. I wanna hold your hand" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @i.j.morrow4925
    @i.j.morrow4925 4 года назад +27

    these YTPs are seamless, the guy has mad skills

  • @JRHainsworth
    @JRHainsworth 5 лет назад +18

    2:01 It should do that in the actual show.

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError 4 года назад +6

      Oh I wish it could. This is something that very commonly happens in YTPs but not the actual show. It would make Pointless a lot more hilarious.

  • @GelatinousPineapple
    @GelatinousPineapple 6 лет назад +66

    That's Numberwang!

  • @Tryte
    @Tryte 5 лет назад +17

    Sorry, Dale. At least you've got a cool job.
    I love this channel so much.

  • @twentywordsorlessYT
    @twentywordsorlessYT 6 лет назад +8

    That fucking ending took me by surprise. Perfect stuff.

  • @weltgeist2604
    @weltgeist2604 7 лет назад +85

    My call has been answered! Pointless poops are even better than Universally Challenged.

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 5 лет назад +9

    "At least you've got a cool job."

  • @ChessQuestionMark
    @ChessQuestionMark 6 лет назад +117

    "buy a house"

  • @livieloo245
    @livieloo245 7 лет назад +17

    this and the university challenge one are hilarious i cried with laughter for like 20 mins, pls pls make more ty

  • @gordonwiley2006
    @gordonwiley2006 3 года назад +3

    Well done, contextless this is literally inconceivable. I feel like my brain is leaking.

  • @zerb9461
    @zerb9461 6 лет назад +8

    Paxman at the end was a lovely touch

  • @krustygraze189
    @krustygraze189 6 лет назад +15

    That legit sounded like a dope track when the game reversed at 3:03

  • @n8style
    @n8style 5 лет назад +1

    I never knew I needed this channel until now

  • @rory718
    @rory718 7 лет назад +2

    This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen please do more

  • @g2zmo874
    @g2zmo874 7 лет назад +16

    i don't care if you upload twice a year, I'm subscribing

  • @blackcatnero2935
    @blackcatnero2935 5 лет назад +4

    im so glad i found this channel

  • @memsus2346
    @memsus2346 7 лет назад +1

    You are about to single handedly bring ytp back to life. I love you.

  • @billyboy3257
    @billyboy3257 6 лет назад +5

    Im so glad i found your channel omg you make me laugh so hard keep on posting im subscribed

  • @amanyalzoubi2119
    @amanyalzoubi2119 6 лет назад +2

    Omg I love these so much please keep doing them😂💕

  • @MrJCV1605
    @MrJCV1605 5 лет назад +5

    “Sorry Dale, at least you got a cool job” 😂

  • @gshgsbbdhksjskhsk8763
    @gshgsbbdhksjskhsk8763 5 лет назад +5

    “How are you”
    “I’m a new mother”
    “How lovely”

  • @khikin4449
    @khikin4449 7 лет назад +39

    Here before this guys channel blows up

  • @louella72
    @louella72 6 лет назад +4

    If only every episode of Pointless was this good.

  • @SamuelBrownFilms
    @SamuelBrownFilms 3 года назад +2

    "Sorry Dale, at least you've got a 'cool' job" 🤣

  • @wt8012
    @wt8012 6 лет назад +3

    I was already in stitches, rolling on the floor holding my sides with laughter just after the first six seconds...

  • @djjayem100
    @djjayem100 5 лет назад

    This channel got me in actual tears! So good.

  • @George-vf7uw
    @George-vf7uw 7 лет назад +45

    Why is this channel not huge

  • @coraaked5090
    @coraaked5090 5 лет назад +23

    "How are you?"
    "I'm a *nEwW* mother"
    "How lovely"
    😂🤣

  • @brutonbricks9517
    @brutonbricks9517 6 лет назад +6

    The jackpot is standing at a staggering £1.

  • @micc2960
    @micc2960 5 лет назад +16

    This puts the Great in Great Britain.

  • @Matt5bm
    @Matt5bm 5 лет назад +1

    These are brilliant! Very well made, must take a while. Deserve more subs!

  • @BritishArmyTributes
    @BritishArmyTributes 7 лет назад +10

    Other corn based snacks are available

  • @star3674
    @star3674 5 лет назад +4

    My fav bit:
    What do you do Kate?
    I’m quite tall so I stand in people’s way

  • @Sundog1985
    @Sundog1985 5 лет назад +1

    Loved the bar going down then back up - that got the biggest laugh from me.

  • @MRJBS117
    @MRJBS117 3 года назад +1

    “Jackpot now stands at £1”

  • @dex273
    @dex273 4 года назад +5

    0:10 happy birthday duet with david bowie

  • @martinwalters8009
    @martinwalters8009 5 лет назад +2

    I lost it when it went all the way down to 2 and all the way up back to a wrong answer 😂

  • @annabeloconnell9555
    @annabeloconnell9555 6 лет назад +3

    I'm actually dying at these they've made my day

  • @minajeetjemineetje3002
    @minajeetjemineetje3002 6 лет назад +8

    I would watch this, better than 99% of television shows

  • @GazBlacklock-rk2wg
    @GazBlacklock-rk2wg 4 года назад +1

    This version makes more sense than the actual show.

  • @graceroxburgh8891
    @graceroxburgh8891 4 года назад +4

    This is the content that keeps Britain alive

  • @aaroncampbell80
    @aaroncampbell80 5 лет назад +3

    The first set of answers worked quite well with the edited question lol🤣😂

  • @BeardyGit89
    @BeardyGit89 5 лет назад +6

    Actually laughed out loud at Kate telling us what she does hahaha

  • @CorinMusic2012
    @CorinMusic2012 3 года назад +1

    I certainly call mine "Whispering death" anyway..

  • @peachykeen4518
    @peachykeen4518 5 лет назад +6

    "it's my pointless friend...Ronnie O'Sullivan"

  • @Roar_Of_Motivation_
    @Roar_Of_Motivation_ 5 лет назад +5

    1:10 this had me weak so awkward 🤣🤣🤣

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp 5 лет назад +21

    Presenter: greg, back you come. Remind us what you do?
    Greg: *SILENCE*
    *SILENCE*
    *pLEAse PleaSE me!*
    Other guy: I want to hold you hand ;)

    • @Jeff-qk7jj
      @Jeff-qk7jj 4 года назад +2

      "Well, there's a welcome"
      😂😂

  • @Virtual_Imageexe
    @Virtual_Imageexe 4 года назад

    The description is the best thing ever.

  • @Hadeesyoutube
    @Hadeesyoutube 7 лет назад +23

    Waiting for this channel to blow up

  • @keirrob
    @keirrob 6 лет назад +3

    "how are you?"
    "I'm a new mother"
    "How lovely"

  • @rhys0204
    @rhys0204 7 лет назад +8

    this channel is going to bang

  • @LiamEFC.
    @LiamEFC. 6 лет назад +16

    "will win that 10 quid jackpot for you, what will you dooo with that"?
    "buuuy a house" 😁😁

  • @amelieb1907
    @amelieb1907 3 года назад +1

    ‘I’m quite tall so I just stand in peoples way’

  • @34082
    @34082 4 года назад +1

    "Well there's a welcome" 😂😂

  • @kithand1106
    @kithand1106 6 лет назад +1

    "What do you do kate?"
    "Well im quite tall so i just... Stand in peoples way"

  • @sumvs5992
    @sumvs5992 4 года назад +1

    If I ever went on one of these shows i would start off with a very awkward "I'm, a...human"

  • @Carl811
    @Carl811 7 лет назад +2

    Mate these are hilarious! Nicely done and keep it up please! :)

  • @RandomUploads-ch3bh
    @RandomUploads-ch3bh 5 лет назад +3

    "I'm a new mother"

  • @maxmoroney4607
    @maxmoroney4607 5 лет назад +2

    “Couple #3”
    “We’re from Leeds :)”

  • @davidwhitfield7864
    @davidwhitfield7864 4 года назад +1

    "How are you?"
    "I'm a new mother."
    "How lovely."

  • @MalloryKnox.
    @MalloryKnox. 3 года назад

    This video lives in my head rent free

  • @immortaltyrant2474
    @immortaltyrant2474 6 лет назад +3

    "How are you?" "I'm a new mother." "How lovely."
    "And the question concerns - cock nicknames. Lindsey thrilled with that."
    *Haha!*

  • @AngelParkOfficial
    @AngelParkOfficial 6 лет назад +6

    I don't even know whats going on anymore.

  • @archiec7960
    @archiec7960 7 лет назад +17

    James I knew you would do another one 😂😂 Jemima would be proud 😂😂

  • @gerardmoran
    @gerardmoran 6 лет назад +1

    When the counter went down and back up again, I died a bit

  • @caradeviveiros-fraser3133
    @caradeviveiros-fraser3133 6 лет назад +4

    U need to have one million subs m8!!!

  • @parkerproductions4546
    @parkerproductions4546 5 лет назад +4

    "David Beckham is Golden Balls"
    Ayyy nice Only Fools reference!

  • @JayPhonomancer
    @JayPhonomancer Год назад +1

    How have I not seen this until today? Fucking brilliant 😂

  • @roogy1622
    @roogy1622 4 года назад +10

    There's something about Alexander waiting for Greg to answer that I find hilarious

  • @truefeux3218
    @truefeux3218 4 года назад +1

    "I have some kids that i look after on OcAsiOn"!

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 5 лет назад +3

    1:25 is the best part of the video

  • @theythemgae9025
    @theythemgae9025 5 лет назад

    God you're a legend at editing!!