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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @biscuits16
    @biscuits16 7 лет назад +4321

    We need more British daytime TV shitposts

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 7 лет назад +160

      Pointless is on in the evening you asshat

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 6 лет назад +57

      It’s a RUclips Poop, not a shitpost.

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 6 лет назад +6

      CarrotShaker Omg I can cook used to be the shit

    • @Oialca
      @Oialca 6 лет назад +2

      I agree

    • @nugget9781
      @nugget9781 6 лет назад +10

      ikr, I'd love to see one on the chase, take me out, gogglebox or something like that.

  • @philippah6488
    @philippah6488 6 лет назад +6320

    “Kate, what do you do?”
    “I’m quite tall, so I just stand in people’s way”
    *Iconic*

    • @callumwardle7706
      @callumwardle7706 5 лет назад +8

      X lol I’ve just realised

    • @danieloak2659
      @danieloak2659 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @HaydnG266
      @HaydnG266 5 лет назад

      @@callumwardle7706 I did reply but now its gone, whats happened

    • @RatRatRat
      @RatRatRat 5 лет назад +5

      THIS MADE ME CRY LAUGHING

    • @melody3473
      @melody3473 5 лет назад +2

      This is the comment I was looking for

  • @Mark_25299
    @Mark_25299 6 лет назад +3660

    So Kate, what do you do?
    Well I'm tall so I just stand in people's way
    Lmao

    • @15sixmedia
      @15sixmedia 6 лет назад +92

      Mark Sheldon Fine, absolutely fine.

    • @gonkdroid3959
      @gonkdroid3959 5 лет назад +22

      What do you look forward to doing in your time?
      David Beckham

    • @eonshade6297
      @eonshade6297 5 лет назад +1

      So quirky

    • @kingstumble
      @kingstumble 4 года назад

      Don't you lot realise this has been heavily edited to make it appear the answers being given are in response to the questions you hear? They are not. Care to comment 'Just James?'

    • @Mark_25299
      @Mark_25299 4 года назад +5

      @@kingstumble i think we all realised that.....

  • @chrisjenner2031
    @chrisjenner2031 5 лет назад +2621

    ...
    Please, please me...
    ...
    I wanna hold your hand...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    *well there's a welcome*

  • @HPsauce1234
    @HPsauce1234 7 лет назад +1756

    Please, please me. I wana hold your hand. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PandaClare20
      @PandaClare20 6 лет назад +30

      I laughed so much at that bit😂😂

    • @gracezaborski9995
      @gracezaborski9995 6 лет назад +30

      wow what a welcome

    • @Ryan23H
      @Ryan23H 6 лет назад +11

      there beatles songs

    • @elaw5619
      @elaw5619 6 лет назад +3

      I scrolled down whilst watching the video and i read this in perfect sync with the video and now im scared

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 6 лет назад +6

      The Beatles

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 5 лет назад +437

    “what do you do Kate”
    “I’m quite tall so I just stand in front of people”
    “Fine. Absolutely fine”

    • @Jengatiwer4099ejej
      @Jengatiwer4099ejej 4 года назад +3

      Tinman 83 simping before simping existed

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 4 года назад +3

      @@Jengatiwer4099ejej my god. We have found cases of simps even before we diagnosed it? And its 5 months ago!

    • @Drankovich
      @Drankovich 4 года назад

      @@metetural9140 Think yer mistaking a wolf whistle for mediocre pussy worship mate, they usually involve the scraping 'my queen'

    • @bestplayzaj967
      @bestplayzaj967 3 года назад +4

      "so I just stand in people's way"

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 3 года назад +96

    I like how he just says "there are other corn based snacks available" for absolutely no reason

    • @nathanmcgill7249
      @nathanmcgill7249 Год назад +2

      Does Richard Osman not count as a corn based snack

  • @Han_xiety
    @Han_xiety 6 лет назад +1070

    David Beckham
    David Beckham
    David Beckham
    David Beckham

  • @JamesCarmichael
    @JamesCarmichael 6 лет назад +1621

    Hapax Lagongamanon

  • @FeelingIndigo
    @FeelingIndigo 7 лет назад +1294

    *W E R E F R O M L E E D S*

    • @summerhart1162
      @summerhart1162 6 лет назад +25

      *W E ‘ R E*

    • @FeelingIndigo
      @FeelingIndigo 6 лет назад

      Norris Jinglewilly suicide boys

    • @veinity491
      @veinity491 6 лет назад +2

      *s p i t s p i t*

    • @keithmurray2001
      @keithmurray2001 5 лет назад

      @Norris Jinglewilly NORRIS JINGLEWILLY 😂😂

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s 5 лет назад +1

      I think they're still from Leeds mate

  • @shrimpnft509
    @shrimpnft509 6 лет назад +700

    My pointless friend: Ronnie O’ Sullivan

    • @FirstLast-cf4mi
      @FirstLast-cf4mi 5 лет назад +1

      Why does UK daytime TV make me want to blow up the UK?

    • @ghazalamahroof2351
      @ghazalamahroof2351 5 лет назад +13

      First Last it's actually afternoon/night

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 лет назад +1

      Random British person it’s daytime..

    • @Ashy-hs2wf
      @Ashy-hs2wf 4 года назад +1

      O1 it’s definitely not daytime

    • @eLuZiveMaRiio
      @eLuZiveMaRiio 4 года назад

      😂

  • @MrNeathComputing
    @MrNeathComputing 6 лет назад +2628

    Prize: £1
    "If you win, what will you use the money on? "
    "Buy a house"
    Was this filmed after Brexit?

  • @user-yw9cu7dc3l
    @user-yw9cu7dc3l 6 лет назад +176

    *O T H E R* *C O R N* *B A S E D* *S N A C K S* *A R E* *A V A I L A B L E*

  • @ExodiaPenetrate
    @ExodiaPenetrate 7 лет назад +462

    The Chase would be a prime candidate for one of these!

    • @Antifuse
      @Antifuse 6 лет назад +3

      chardmelon the german version of the chase is a major ytp subject over there

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 6 лет назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/3Gs842ZJx7o/видео.html

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 5 лет назад

      Roderick storey Bradley Walsh looks like he’s just been sucking lemons the whole time during that

    • @joshb9663
      @joshb9663 4 года назад +4

      Cut to the chase

    • @finleymaster101
      @finleymaster101 Год назад

      There is its called Cut To The Chase

  • @luca2334
    @luca2334 6 лет назад +369

    Remind us what you do Kate “I’m quite tall so I just stand in people’s way” Had me dead 😂

  • @alexmcdonnell3241
    @alexmcdonnell3241 5 лет назад +55

    When the answer is right at first, but then the number starts counting up again 😂

    • @exhermit
      @exhermit 5 лет назад +4

      Was laughing tears at that point

  • @themanonthemoon111
    @themanonthemoon111 7 лет назад +178

    D A V I D B E C K H A M

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 4 года назад +75

    "I have some small children at home who I look after... on occasion"
    Wtf this is great.

  • @AmberTheFangirl
    @AmberTheFangirl 6 лет назад +90

    *_C O C K N I C K N A M E S_*

    • @beatlemaniac
      @beatlemaniac 7 месяцев назад +4

      Linsey thrilled with that.

  • @SyntaxErrorB
    @SyntaxErrorB 7 лет назад +407

    Mate you actually have a gift for this, better than all the other shitposters because you are a new genre a fucking GOLDPOSTER please keep it up

    • @guyofwarwick
      @guyofwarwick 6 лет назад +5

      Chris B apparently RUclips poop is a new genre

    • @TescoOfficial
      @TescoOfficial 6 лет назад +8

      Most YTP is just ear rape and skipping back and forth with dumb preset edits, this is hilarious because the cuts actually make people say stupid things in a way that almost makes sense. It's half YTP and half Cassetteboy.

  • @kordova2143
    @kordova2143 7 лет назад +235

    Hilarious please keep doing this it’s making me not want to die

    • @kordova2143
      @kordova2143 7 лет назад +9

      JK I’m mentally stable but this is still funny ;)

    • @joetspare2632
      @joetspare2632 5 лет назад +3

      This helps divert my thoughts from the pointlessness of life

    • @muhammedyousuf6
      @muhammedyousuf6 5 лет назад +3

      This helps distract me from the eternal meaningless and loneliness of my existence

    • @rkken
      @rkken 4 года назад

      careful, you might cut yourself on that edge

  • @themeparkamazing9489
    @themeparkamazing9489 6 лет назад +93

    "What do you do?"
    "..."
    "..."
    "I wanna hold your hand"

  • @dronespace
    @dronespace 6 лет назад +137

    We're from Leeds

  • @Caitrionaaaa
    @Caitrionaaaa 7 лет назад +518

    PLEASE DO EGGHEADS NEXT

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 7 лет назад +9

      YES

    • @VelvetEars_
      @VelvetEars_ 6 лет назад +1

      Absolutely

    • @Oialca
      @Oialca 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah make c.j confess to murder

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s 6 лет назад +3

      Eggheads still exists? Holy shit

    • @bigman1940
      @bigman1940 6 лет назад +5

      Luke S ikr i swear it stopped ages ago😂

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 6 лет назад +62

    What do you do, Kate?
    I'm quite tall so I just stand in people's way

  • @XoThomasBLADEoX
    @XoThomasBLADEoX 6 лет назад +26

    "Please, please me. I wanna hold your hand" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @weltgeist2604
    @weltgeist2604 7 лет назад +85

    My call has been answered! Pointless poops are even better than Universally Challenged.

  • @GelatinousPineapple
    @GelatinousPineapple 6 лет назад +66

    That's Numberwang!

  • @duncan3932
    @duncan3932 Год назад +7

    The jackpot is pretty realistic to the real jackpot they give away on the show

  • @Tryte
    @Tryte 5 лет назад +17

    Sorry, Dale. At least you've got a cool job.
    I love this channel so much.

  • @livieloo245
    @livieloo245 7 лет назад +17

    this and the university challenge one are hilarious i cried with laughter for like 20 mins, pls pls make more ty

  • @twentywordsorlessYT
    @twentywordsorlessYT 5 лет назад +7

    That fucking ending took me by surprise. Perfect stuff.

  • @JRHainsworth
    @JRHainsworth 4 года назад +16

    2:01 It should do that in the actual show.

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError 4 года назад +6

      Oh I wish it could. This is something that very commonly happens in YTPs but not the actual show. It would make Pointless a lot more hilarious.

  • @krustygraze189
    @krustygraze189 6 лет назад +15

    That legit sounded like a dope track when the game reversed at 3:03

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp 5 лет назад +21

    Presenter: greg, back you come. Remind us what you do?
    Greg: *SILENCE*
    *SILENCE*
    *pLEAse PleaSE me!*
    Other guy: I want to hold you hand ;)

    • @Jeff-qk7jj
      @Jeff-qk7jj 4 года назад +2

      "Well, there's a welcome"
      😂😂

  • @ChessQuestionMark
    @ChessQuestionMark 6 лет назад +117

    "buy a house"

  • @Fire2000Ml
    @Fire2000Ml 5 лет назад +19

    "remind us, what do you do kate?"
    "I'm quite tall so I just, stand in people's way"

  • @rory718
    @rory718 6 лет назад +2

    This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen please do more

  • @coraaked5090
    @coraaked5090 5 лет назад +23

    "How are you?"
    "I'm a *nEwW* mother"
    "How lovely"
    😂🤣

  • @zerb9461
    @zerb9461 6 лет назад +7

    Paxman at the end was a lovely touch

  • @g2zmo874
    @g2zmo874 7 лет назад +16

    i don't care if you upload twice a year, I'm subscribing

  • @i.j.morrow4925
    @i.j.morrow4925 4 года назад +27

    these YTPs are seamless, the guy has mad skills

  • @khikin4449
    @khikin4449 7 лет назад +39

    Here before this guys channel blows up

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 5 лет назад +9

    "At least you've got a cool job."

  • @billyboy3257
    @billyboy3257 6 лет назад +5

    Im so glad i found your channel omg you make me laugh so hard keep on posting im subscribed

  • @amanyalzoubi2119
    @amanyalzoubi2119 5 лет назад +2

    Omg I love these so much please keep doing them😂💕

  • @n8style
    @n8style 5 лет назад +1

    I never knew I needed this channel until now

  • @MercilusPro
    @MercilusPro 7 лет назад +53

    These videos are top. Reminds me of the 2014 MLG vids

    • @LiamGervaise
      @LiamGervaise 6 лет назад +1

      MercilusPro mlg And ytp are Rivals tho

  • @memsus2346
    @memsus2346 6 лет назад +1

    You are about to single handedly bring ytp back to life. I love you.

  • @gordonwiley2006
    @gordonwiley2006 3 года назад +3

    Well done, contextless this is literally inconceivable. I feel like my brain is leaking.

  • @blackcatnero2935
    @blackcatnero2935 5 лет назад +4

    im so glad i found this channel

  • @annabeloconnell9555
    @annabeloconnell9555 6 лет назад +3

    I'm actually dying at these they've made my day

  • @LiamEFC.
    @LiamEFC. 6 лет назад +16

    "will win that 10 quid jackpot for you, what will you dooo with that"?
    "buuuy a house" 😁😁

  • @wt8012
    @wt8012 6 лет назад +3

    I was already in stitches, rolling on the floor holding my sides with laughter just after the first six seconds...

  • @Sundog1985
    @Sundog1985 5 лет назад +1

    Loved the bar going down then back up - that got the biggest laugh from me.

  • @Roar_Of_Motivation_
    @Roar_Of_Motivation_ 5 лет назад +5

    1:10 this had me weak so awkward 🤣🤣🤣

  • @George-vf7uw
    @George-vf7uw 7 лет назад +45

    Why is this channel not huge

  • @micc2960
    @micc2960 5 лет назад +16

    This puts the Great in Great Britain.

  • @archiec7960
    @archiec7960 7 лет назад +17

    James I knew you would do another one 😂😂 Jemima would be proud 😂😂

  • @Matt5bm
    @Matt5bm 5 лет назад +1

    These are brilliant! Very well made, must take a while. Deserve more subs!

  • @aaroncampbell80
    @aaroncampbell80 5 лет назад +3

    The first set of answers worked quite well with the edited question lol🤣😂

  • @minajeetjemineetje3002
    @minajeetjemineetje3002 6 лет назад +8

    I would watch this, better than 99% of television shows

  • @djjayem100
    @djjayem100 5 лет назад

    This channel got me in actual tears! So good.

  • @MrJCV1605
    @MrJCV1605 5 лет назад +5

    “Sorry Dale, at least you got a cool job” 😂

  • @gshgsbbdhksjskhsk8763
    @gshgsbbdhksjskhsk8763 5 лет назад +5

    “How are you”
    “I’m a new mother”
    “How lovely”

  • @star3674
    @star3674 5 лет назад +4

    My fav bit:
    What do you do Kate?
    I’m quite tall so I stand in people’s way

  • @Hadeesyoutube
    @Hadeesyoutube 7 лет назад +23

    Waiting for this channel to blow up

  • @louella72
    @louella72 5 лет назад +4

    If only every episode of Pointless was this good.

  • @BritishArmyTributes
    @BritishArmyTributes 7 лет назад +10

    Other corn based snacks are available

  • @graceroxburgh8891
    @graceroxburgh8891 4 года назад +4

    This is the content that keeps Britain alive

  • @brutonbricks9517
    @brutonbricks9517 5 лет назад +6

    The jackpot is standing at a staggering £1.

  • @SamuelBrownFilms
    @SamuelBrownFilms 3 года назад +2

    "Sorry Dale, at least you've got a 'cool' job" 🤣

  • @Carl811
    @Carl811 7 лет назад +2

    Mate these are hilarious! Nicely done and keep it up please! :)

  • @BeardyGit89
    @BeardyGit89 5 лет назад +6

    Actually laughed out loud at Kate telling us what she does hahaha

  • @JayPhonomancer
    @JayPhonomancer Год назад +1

    How have I not seen this until today? Fucking brilliant 😂

  • @dex273
    @dex273 3 года назад +4

    0:10 happy birthday duet with david bowie

  • @parkerproductions4546
    @parkerproductions4546 5 лет назад +4

    "David Beckham is Golden Balls"
    Ayyy nice Only Fools reference!

  • @caradeviveiros-fraser3133
    @caradeviveiros-fraser3133 6 лет назад +4

    U need to have one million subs m8!!!

  • @immortaltyrant2474
    @immortaltyrant2474 5 лет назад +3

    "How are you?" "I'm a new mother." "How lovely."
    "And the question concerns - cock nicknames. Lindsey thrilled with that."
    *Haha!*

  • @rosswell6884
    @rosswell6884 7 лет назад +24

    PLEASE MAKE MORE

  • @mrgazzaw
    @mrgazzaw 6 лет назад +18

    It's my friend Ronnie O'Sullivan 😂😂😂

  • @martinwalters8009
    @martinwalters8009 4 года назад +2

    I lost it when it went all the way down to 2 and all the way up back to a wrong answer 😂

  • @peachykeen4518
    @peachykeen4518 5 лет назад +6

    "it's my pointless friend...Ronnie O'Sullivan"

  • @suzutales
    @suzutales 3 года назад +2

    Lol I knew it would be called Pointless according to the title and lemme just say it lives up to its name the creators thought through it quite well 👌

  • @emmetfield5026
    @emmetfield5026 6 лет назад +11

    He's a lovely guy but no one wants to see Richard coming ..

  • @MRJBS117
    @MRJBS117 3 года назад +1

    “Jackpot now stands at £1”

  • @lemonadepie9631
    @lemonadepie9631 7 лет назад +12

    this channel omg pls do this all the time can we have countdown next please if u are taking requests pls thanks

  • @keirrob
    @keirrob 6 лет назад +3

    "how are you?"
    "I'm a new mother"
    "How lovely"

  • @foxdk
    @foxdk 6 лет назад +5

    This is YTP... But it's actually funny?
    No, wait, it's actually **hilarious**?!
    Thanks for giving me a good laugh made, I love Pointless so this was absolutely marvelous.

  • @rhys0204
    @rhys0204 7 лет назад +8

    this channel is going to bang

  • @LukeDHarrison2002
    @LukeDHarrison2002 6 лет назад +5

    1:18 caught me very off-guard

  • @CorinMusic2012
    @CorinMusic2012 3 года назад +1

    I certainly call mine "Whispering death" anyway..

  • @connorb5658
    @connorb5658 7 лет назад +4

    Keep it up on the level. Some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time; both this and Universally challenged.

  • @phelovepokemon
    @phelovepokemon 5 лет назад +1

    "my pointless friend" oof... that hit home 😣

    • @FixTheWi-Fi
      @FixTheWi-Fi 4 года назад

      that's genuinely what he says in every episode.

  • @kithand1106
    @kithand1106 6 лет назад +1

    "What do you do kate?"
    "Well im quite tall so i just... Stand in peoples way"

  • @theythemgae9025
    @theythemgae9025 4 года назад

    God you're a legend at editing!!

  • @RandomUploads-ch3bh
    @RandomUploads-ch3bh 5 лет назад +3

    "I'm a new mother"

  • @34082
    @34082 4 года назад +1

    "Well there's a welcome" 😂😂

  • @GazBlacklock-rk2wg
    @GazBlacklock-rk2wg 4 года назад +1

    This version makes more sense than the actual show.

  • @elementalthepiratepilot6604
    @elementalthepiratepilot6604 4 года назад +4

    Congratulations you made pointless entertaining