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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • There’s a lot of hateration at this brunchery. #ablss
    #sketchcomedy
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Комментарии • 760

  • @thatboybear
    @thatboybear Год назад +2218

    “I did not know there was gonna be hateration all up in this bruncherie.” Bwahahaha. Seriously, their pun writing is immaculate.

  • @TheMusicGirlsWorld
    @TheMusicGirlsWorld Год назад +1932

    "My love language is 'Words of Defamation'"
    I'M DYING

  • @mikmak143
    @mikmak143 Год назад +943

    the glass breaking every time they say “negger” is my favorite part of this sketch 😂

    • @theloftons8297
      @theloftons8297 Год назад +30

      I actually heard the glass break as I read your comment. 😆

    • @Nina2598-k5x
      @Nina2598-k5x Год назад +9

      Of course it is qwacker 🙄😭

    • @Nina2598-k5x
      @Nina2598-k5x Год назад +2

      Yawn 🥱🙄

    • @superhobo500
      @superhobo500 Год назад

      @@Nina2598-k5x even funnier is they blocks all negative comments but a white person commenting that their favorite part is when the show says negger has 370+ like .....Troll level 3 trillion

    • @alphavegas1
      @alphavegas1 9 дней назад

      They got that from Dave Chappell

  • @18touchdasky
    @18touchdasky Год назад +607

    "I just insult ppl and give them backhanded compliments like a grandma at a family reunion." 😂😂😂 1000% FACTS

  • @flavafee
    @flavafee Год назад +817

    i love how this sketch's concept did NOT need a mary j blige subplot, yet here we are. great quality writing, performances, costumes, etc. love this show!

    • @Lep161
      @Lep161 Год назад +10

      But it’s definitely period specific

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Год назад +12

      That was hilarious and it really added a layer to the sketch.

    • @Mike-hn4uu
      @Mike-hn4uu Год назад

      @@Lep161 Cute way of saying this show sucks.

    • @lengreg1326
      @lengreg1326 16 дней назад

      Well put together like the Mary J Blige outfits. So many backhanded compliments were like a bunch of grandmas at a badass kid convention.

  • @lexingtonwan3856
    @lexingtonwan3856 Год назад +2271

    "Yale"
    "Are you saying 'jail' but like with a Spanish accent?"
    I laughed so loud. These writers are crazy good.

    • @gregorybattle937
      @gregorybattle937 Год назад +18

      💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @theashwoodtree
      @theashwoodtree Год назад +16

      I thought the girl in black was one of the writers.

    • @peacekeeperbabe
      @peacekeeperbabe Год назад +37

      @@theashwoodtree she is creator/star/writer. They do have a writing staff.

    • @nenitakei
      @nenitakei Год назад +16

      As a Latina, I died at this one💀🤣
      Chistosísimo...

    • @pdclarke1
      @pdclarke1 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @joyce_oates
    @joyce_oates Год назад +729

    “I kept it close because y’all look like drunks” 😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @adamcallahan242
    @adamcallahan242 Год назад +1142

    Kev on stage icing on the cake 😂😂😂

  • @michaelmaps2004
    @michaelmaps2004 Год назад +534

    The Shania Twain part killed me. The moment he said it i immediately saw Shania in "That don't impress me much"😂

    • @KVWilson21
      @KVWilson21 Год назад +8

      lmaoooooooooooo WHYYYYYY??! that's a CRAZZZZYYYYY REFERENCE

    • @creativelife9871
      @creativelife9871 Год назад

      💯💯

    • @kharynj6629
      @kharynj6629 Год назад +32

      And once you see it you can’t unsee it 😂

    • @aprilrosario6869
      @aprilrosario6869 Год назад +9

      I had to look it up and the resemblance is uncanny! 😂

    • @Z_3D
      @Z_3D Год назад +1

      Cannot unsee

  • @terryguerra1010
    @terryguerra1010 Год назад +846

    The writing for this show is unreal. Hyper-intelligent AND funny? What?! I'm here for all of it.

    • @lexingtonwan3856
      @lexingtonwan3856 Год назад +19

      So true. They are landing punchline after punchline after punchline for every skit.

    • @revmd621
      @revmd621 Год назад +4

      Yesss! 💯

    • @crystaldismuke2769
      @crystaldismuke2769 Год назад +2

      This!!!

    • @superhobo500
      @superhobo500 Год назад +4

      Its seems a little desperate to me. Like trying too hard/corny at times.

    • @b_cuziwant2
      @b_cuziwant2 Год назад +3

      I really wonder if black women are REALLY getting the message that #ABLSS has been dropping since their very first episode 🤔 They are REVOLUTIONARIES! #Accountibility for 💯 😂

  • @lehdiaz1222
    @lehdiaz1222 Год назад +361

    “Especially from two unemployed chicks at brunch in the middle of the day, ok free time” 💀 I will be using this in various iterations in my day to day from now on

  • @lauriethomas4145
    @lauriethomas4145 Год назад +286

    The Mary J. dance moves were icing on the cake.

  • @Passion84GodAlways
    @Passion84GodAlways Год назад +262

    "Are you saying jail...but with a Spanish accent?" ¡Ay Dios Mioooo! 😩😫

  • @buttercupj6208
    @buttercupj6208 Год назад +236

    The outfits are ON POINT ....

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 Год назад +8

      The Shania Twain look especially!

    • @JohnDoeUgly
      @JohnDoeUgly Год назад

      @@Nocturne22 Which look is that?

  • @sabraa-ranks4603
    @sabraa-ranks4603 Год назад +78

    “We are *not* that kind of restaurant… anymore.”
    Mannn pleeeeease 😵‍💫😭😭😂

    • @guyfortune1910
      @guyfortune1910 Год назад +3

      FACTS!! 😂😂. That pause then her facial expression and tone when she says Anymore. I H-O-L-L-E-R-E-D!!....😂😂😂

  • @applejackzo
    @applejackzo Год назад +175

    “Yale. I went to Yale.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I thought about this like 3x this morning and lol’d every time

    • @afrilifewealth8743
      @afrilifewealth8743 9 месяцев назад

      Glad you mentioned this. I almost didn't passed that one🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AYEwhatido
    @AYEwhatido Год назад +135

    "Y'all don't really command attention like that" 😳 how do you heal from that kinda disrespect

    • @LisaFrank39
      @LisaFrank39 Год назад +9

      That part took me 😂. I felt hurt for them

  • @davidbaker1373
    @davidbaker1373 Год назад +59

    "I can't go out in the world with ashy skin, but y'all are like 'F@CK IT . . . WE CAN!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OnewordSphamandla
      @OnewordSphamandla 21 день назад +3

      😂😂😂 out the gate with it…..🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @TMYPiscesSunandMoonRising5548
    @TMYPiscesSunandMoonRising5548 Год назад +257

    Not judged by pedophiles, I'm hollering 🤣 😂 💀 😭

  • @natv55
    @natv55 Год назад +208

    I love the Mary J Blige thang 😁 and Shania Twain 😂 also Robin's braids are soo cute!

    • @maryburrell3948
      @maryburrell3948 Год назад +12

      Definitely loved the braids

    • @natv55
      @natv55 Год назад +2

      @Emma Madison well she did have some devilish stuff come outta her mouth 😂

    • @megandarc8611
      @megandarc8611 Год назад

      ​@Emma Madison it's actually one of Fka twigs early career hairstyles. The baby hairs are laid exactly the same too. It's an iconic look and it's nice to see it adopted

    • @ungoyone
      @ungoyone Год назад +2

      ​@Megan D'Arc I figured they were backwards Leia cinnamon rolls.

  • @AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete
    @AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete Год назад +262

    Loved every moment. ❤ Kev is hilarious!😆 She was definitely giving 👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽”That don’t impress me much” Shania energy.😂

  • @Reeses710
    @Reeses710 Год назад +254

    We see you Kev!! The ladies are killing it!! Hilarious...

  • @jorgealejandro672
    @jorgealejandro672 Год назад +156

    My new favorite character. Please more of her

  • @ElectroCrunkKidz
    @ElectroCrunkKidz Год назад +35

    “My Elder” 💀 😂

  • @saint-harrington
    @saint-harrington Год назад +347

    It did give Shania Twain though😂😂😂

    • @gretaweiss6802
      @gretaweiss6802 Год назад +36

      I didn’t see it at first but now I can’t unsee it! Lol

    • @DeeDiamond2981
      @DeeDiamond2981 Год назад +4

      Yea lol😊

    • @Goldniz
      @Goldniz Год назад +6

      I actually can’t unsee it 😂😂

    • @agravery223
      @agravery223 Год назад +11

      Only people of a certain age got that one 😊

    • @t.e.burgos3263
      @t.e.burgos3263 Год назад +16

      @@agravery223 Only people of a certain age who are fans of Shania Twain's 'That Don't Impress Me Much' and will NOT apologize for it. 😁😆

  • @jasondaniel1045
    @jasondaniel1045 Год назад +93

    "My love language is 'Words of defamation'" 😂😂😂

  • @LuckysPoeticJustice
    @LuckysPoeticJustice Год назад +82

    Lmaooooooo! The shade thrown left and right, i can hardly keep up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOVE LOVE LOVE 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾❤

  • @itrollthetrolls28
    @itrollthetrolls28 Год назад +58

    “Ok basic, but y’all do y’all “😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bscott1112
    @bscott1112 Год назад +72

    Gabrielle's "Real Love" dance 😂😂😂

  • @ChristopherSmith-il6fo
    @ChristopherSmith-il6fo Год назад +44

    "Sir are those pancakes? You should focus on eating them" 😂

  • @oluwafadekemilawal3869
    @oluwafadekemilawal3869 Год назад +144

    This sketch was too much 😂😂😂 shout out to the writers.

    • @Ebolacrash
      @Ebolacrash Год назад +1

      fo sho these queens gats it going on

    • @greymari2888
      @greymari2888 Год назад +1

      The write is the waitress

  • @illgoat
    @illgoat Год назад +49

    😂 their roasting was on point but the waitress was cooking the hardest!

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam Год назад +41

    I LOVE the hairdo on the woman playing the waitress. Those dutch braids going up to make coils and the gorgeous sculpted spit curls around the face. WOW!

    • @megandarc8611
      @megandarc8611 Год назад +5

      Look up Fka Twigs! She started and wore this look during her early career, down to the dramatic baby hairs. It's great to see another black woman adopt it bc it's honestly such an iconic style

  • @livinggreen7630
    @livinggreen7630 Год назад +47

    I love the witty back and forth. And Thede's hair is so nice.

  • @livinggreen7630
    @livinggreen7630 Год назад +63

    That girl sitting before Kev could hardly hold in her laughter.

    • @noirnrougenuit9188
      @noirnrougenuit9188 Год назад +8

      Yup I saw that. It was the in your face round of Gabrielle's Mary J. Blige dance impressions when the extra sitting with Kev had to hold her lips.

  • @Whuditlooklike
    @Whuditlooklike Год назад +30

    This sketch was 10/10 🤣 you had me at "hateration at this brunchery." The episodes have been getting consistently better as the season has gone on.

  • @daniellaelevates9692
    @daniellaelevates9692 Год назад +28

    All I have to say is… “hateration in this bruncheree” HAS ME CRACKING UP‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣 Gabrielle Dennis doing the most as always! So hilarious! Shout out to @kevonstage and all the #stagekrew up and through these comments! Lol! 🤣🤣🤣 Y’all the best! 💖💖💖

  • @marisgoldenhour6212
    @marisgoldenhour6212 Год назад +35

    The amount of "ooop" I oooped through this entire sketch. 😁💙🖤✨👏🏾👏🏾

  • @jinyoungsbae951
    @jinyoungsbae951 Год назад +13

    "Ok, sorry Shania Twain" WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nabinabz
    @Nabinabz Год назад +12

    "Are you just saying jail but with a Spanish accent?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm DYING!!!!

  • @mizginavale22
    @mizginavale22 Год назад +49

    "My love language is words of defamation" LOL !!!!

  • @saltynutzz
    @saltynutzz Год назад +11

    “We are not that kind of restaurant….
    anymore” 😅😂

  • @jgales2987
    @jgales2987 Год назад +58

    I swear this show needs more awards, so deserving!

    • @Ebolacrash
      @Ebolacrash Год назад

      I need reference for a job at view /like farming company ...can you hook me up J Gales

  • @got2bjosh
    @got2bjosh Год назад +59

    This show continues the unbroken line of superior sketch comedy that includes In Living Color, MadTv, Chapelle Show, and Key and Peele. SNL could never.

    • @MALogan-tc8sh
      @MALogan-tc8sh Год назад +4

      This comparison is WILD.

    • @superhobo500
      @superhobo500 Год назад +3

      @@MALogan-tc8sh this show is bad. i believe they're hiding negative comments as well

    • @emeraldkaysgarden
      @emeraldkaysgarden Год назад +3

      Survey says, *That IS A Lie* this show is 🗑

    • @Lily-gs9iv
      @Lily-gs9iv 9 месяцев назад +2

      Could NEVER!

  • @Skeezer66
    @Skeezer66 Год назад +9

    Every. Single. Line. JOKES!!!! And the bottles breaking! Brilliant!!

  • @QuinnTheSuperStar
    @QuinnTheSuperStar Год назад +16

    🤩I LOVE Robin's hair in this!!! Those forward ram style braids look amazing 💯

  • @madpoppy7511
    @madpoppy7511 Год назад +62

    We love A Black Lady Sketch Show so pay the WRITERS their fair dues!!!

  • @nkjohnson1995
    @nkjohnson1995 Год назад +13

    She said "do yall order or wanna change into some real clothes first" "Wow at your age" This skit has so many quotes.

  • @dlmg5707
    @dlmg5707 Год назад +16

    Whyyyyyyy are these women not winning Grammies or Emmie's or whatever damn talented actresses winnnn? The brilliance of the writing, is real and constant.

  • @kkdylm
    @kkdylm Год назад +8

    "Okay Shania Twain" THE SCREAM I SCREMT 😂😭😂😭

    • @LiciKai
      @LiciKai 9 месяцев назад

      "You know I kinda can't unsee it now."

  • @MadameLa78
    @MadameLa78 Год назад +54

    Just LOVE intelligent comedy ❤

    • @vmfjae1180
      @vmfjae1180 Год назад +7

      Every line is so thoughtful
      I'm french so it's like exercising to keep up with the jokes 😆

    • @shaspearman8647
      @shaspearman8647 Год назад

      This show is very intelligent, great for nerdy girls

  • @acehuncho585
    @acehuncho585 Год назад +8

    "Are you saying jail but with a Spanish accent?" lmaoo This is hilarious

  • @JenzJoe
    @JenzJoe Год назад +23

    KEV ON STAGE!!!! 😮😊😂😂😂. I’m loving the writing!!!

  • @danielkioko3244
    @danielkioko3244 Год назад +7

    The glass breaking every time is just rib cracking🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasminebrown2312
    @jasminebrown2312 Год назад +56

    Yale..jail with an accent😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tamdef7752
    @tamdef7752 Год назад +11

    Please never stop, these sketches are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!

  • @taylorhaze8651
    @taylorhaze8651 Год назад +23

    No Neyo at a hat convention!!

  • @princesssophiawise3560
    @princesssophiawise3560 Год назад +5

    I have to watch this so many times because there are so many golden lines, and I miss them laughing 😂

  • @Halfsaladzw
    @Halfsaladzw Год назад +19

    The writing gets wittier and sharper.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Год назад +45

    As the tears stream down my face, and I try to catch my breath, let me just say, y'all gonna stop following me and my sister around with a camera cause I swear we had a waitress like this on Saturday!!! 😅🤣😂🤣😅😆😂
    *Also, I see you, Kev on Stage!!!!* 🥰

  • @Yemaya22139
    @Yemaya22139 Год назад +38

    I love ❤️ it and the MJB outfits were on point! They cute and the skit is cute

  • @voodeux_badeux
    @voodeux_badeux Год назад +10

    That outfit is giving more Shania Twain than “Not Gonna Cry” ijs. 😔😂 That don’t impress me much gurl.

  • @aliL111
    @aliL111 Год назад +10

    Another masterpiece! The play on words here is Emmy worthy

    • @Mike-hn4uu
      @Mike-hn4uu Год назад

      Amazing you can write that without vomiting

    • @aliL111
      @aliL111 Год назад +4

      @@Mike-hn4uu Why are you in the comments negger-ing, sir?

    • @superhobo500
      @superhobo500 Год назад

      @@aliL111 He aint lying thou. The channel is more than likely deleting all negative comments left directly under the video too. they know what it is

    • @Johnieboi
      @Johnieboi Год назад +3

      @@Mike-hn4uu Negger!

    • @Lily-gs9iv
      @Lily-gs9iv 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@superhobo500It’s just you and two other people leaving negative comments. Plus they literally just one an Emmy for their writing. So….

  • @maryburrell3948
    @maryburrell3948 Год назад +42

    “If I wanted to fight, I’d go to Waffle House.”

  • @abenaoffeh-gyimah8265
    @abenaoffeh-gyimah8265 Год назад +11

    the waitress is savage!!! not a diss after a diss after a diss...

  • @RealEuphoriaVibez24_7
    @RealEuphoriaVibez24_7 Год назад +7

    I just Love these Ladies! Every single one of them take funny to a new level! 😂❤😅

  • @who26
    @who26 Год назад +17

    Ok why she look like Princess Leia with baby hairs?

  • @therowanrings
    @therowanrings Год назад +8

    This sketch was one of my favorites in last week's episode. ❤❤❤

  • @bdwill1
    @bdwill1 Год назад +47

    Why is Kev always catching strays 😅

  • @86Kera
    @86Kera Год назад +5

    The Mary J Blige dances were on point 😂 she was shady af 😂

  • @hittrennathompson8286
    @hittrennathompson8286 Год назад +23

    I kept it close bc y'all look like drunks😂😂the entire skit😂😂🎉

  • @xetothex
    @xetothex Год назад +3

    HOLLERING from the first minute ! i have to see this show 😂

  • @prettyuniquell2011
    @prettyuniquell2011 Год назад +37

    These sketches always makes my day 😂😂😂

  • @lexnoens9728
    @lexnoens9728 Год назад +12

    robin is so cute as a slightly goth/alt girl 😭😭😭💖

  • @andihubb
    @andihubb Год назад +9

    That shania twain comment had me on the FLOOR 😂

  • @altheapugh7957
    @altheapugh7957 Год назад +6

    Writers are on point AGAIN😂😂😂

  • @Goldniz
    @Goldniz Год назад +3

    « Are you saying jail with like a Spanish accent » 🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ I’m dead 🤣

  • @vanityfair001
    @vanityfair001 Год назад +6

    "I was never told I was good enough so my love language is words of defamation". Ooooh, I know a whole lot of people who are just like this. So sad and funny at the same time.

  • @JanelleRae
    @JanelleRae 7 месяцев назад +13

    2:28 I went to YALE/JAIL

  • @tamigarrett7088
    @tamigarrett7088 Год назад +6

    The writing for every sketch is on point. This show is the ONLY reason I still have HBO

  • @naturalkinks8683
    @naturalkinks8683 Год назад +24

    Good to see Kev in this 🥰

  • @Olive_O_Sudden
    @Olive_O_Sudden Год назад +5

    Robin Thede's hair in this is AMAZING.

  • @Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH
    @Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH Год назад +5

    That whole Shania Twain bit is super rewatchable. 😂

  • @empathyworks8890
    @empathyworks8890 5 месяцев назад +1

    How does this not have tens of millions of views?

  • @usethis4511
    @usethis4511 Год назад +3

    “You are SO much better than me, you would know better My elder! 🙃” I’m sO dead

  • @yendaaaa
    @yendaaaa Год назад +12

    Robin actually looks kinda good styled like this lmao🥰

  • @natant927
    @natant927 Год назад +3

    "yale?" "Is that jail but with a spanish accent" "I went to yjail"

  • @katleholetsabo4133
    @katleholetsabo4133 Год назад +4

    This episode went too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. KevOnStages expressions were priceless...

  • @sjam337
    @sjam337 Год назад +10

    Robin hurt my damn feelings the way she read them!

  • @malindarayallen
    @malindarayallen Год назад +9

    Kev over here all up in err'body business.

  • @hilarytesfay2175
    @hilarytesfay2175 Год назад +21

    So funny from start to finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bronwynecg
    @bronwynecg Год назад +14

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This WHOLE THING just took me out 😂😂😂

  • @problematique9389
    @problematique9389 Год назад +55

    I'm a white gay.
    It feels illegal to watch this show.
    But its pure joy.
    I feel like im gonna be thrown in Yale for this.

  • @viragogemini7403
    @viragogemini7403 Год назад +3

    This sketch is crazy I can’t😂😂😂😂

  • @lukechristian8371
    @lukechristian8371 6 месяцев назад +1

    “I can't get drunk with my festival baby?” 😂

  • @louisenairpyc6813
    @louisenairpyc6813 Год назад +12

    I'm a trash person....😂😂😂 ...my love language is words of defamation 😂😂😂 sorry Shania ...#dead

  • @Avasfridays
    @Avasfridays Год назад +3

    The glass breaking everytime lol

  • @NumeroGaijin
    @NumeroGaijin Месяц назад

    These ladies are just si phenomenal. The one in the baseball outfit....I never found out her name but I have watched her for a very long time. Definitely one of my favorites that deserves to be in more films. Very beautiful

  • @dyscea
    @dyscea Год назад +1

    "Hateration" 🤣 I'm putting on some Mary after this sketch.

  • @ItzMeT
    @ItzMeT Год назад +12

    KevinOnStage face during scene😂😂😂