The Negger (Full Sketch) | A Black Lady Sketch Show | Max

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @thatboybear
    @thatboybear Год назад +2441

    “I did not know there was gonna be hateration all up in this bruncherie.” Bwahahaha. Seriously, their pun writing is immaculate.

  • @TheMusicGirlsWorld
    @TheMusicGirlsWorld Год назад +2137

    "My love language is 'Words of Defamation'"
    I'M DYING

  • @mack-m43
    @mack-m43 Год назад +1093

    the glass breaking every time they say “negger” is my favorite part of this sketch 😂

    • @theloftons8297
      @theloftons8297 Год назад +32

      I actually heard the glass break as I read your comment. 😆

    • @Inkpinkierosie
      @Inkpinkierosie Год назад +10

      Of course it is qwacker 🙄😭

    • @Inkpinkierosie
      @Inkpinkierosie Год назад +3

      Yawn 🥱🙄

    • @bobby4front
      @bobby4front Год назад

      @@Inkpinkierosie even funnier is they blocks all negative comments but a white person commenting that their favorite part is when the show says negger has 370+ like .....Troll level 3 trillion

    • @alphavegas1
      @alphavegas1 2 месяца назад +1

      They got that from Dave Chappell

  • @lexingtonwan3856
    @lexingtonwan3856 Год назад +2430

    "Yale"
    "Are you saying 'jail' but like with a Spanish accent?"
    I laughed so loud. These writers are crazy good.

    • @gregorybattle937
      @gregorybattle937 Год назад +19

      💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @theashwoodtree
      @theashwoodtree Год назад +18

      I thought the girl in black was one of the writers.

    • @peacekeeperbabe
      @peacekeeperbabe Год назад +39

      @@theashwoodtree she is creator/star/writer. They do have a writing staff.

    • @nenitakei
      @nenitakei Год назад +16

      As a Latina, I died at this one💀🤣
      Chistosísimo...

    • @pdclarke1
      @pdclarke1 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @18touchdasky
    @18touchdasky Год назад +698

    "I just insult ppl and give them backhanded compliments like a grandma at a family reunion." 😂😂😂 1000% FACTS

  • @flavafee
    @flavafee Год назад +896

    i love how this sketch's concept did NOT need a mary j blige subplot, yet here we are. great quality writing, performances, costumes, etc. love this show!

    • @Lep161
      @Lep161 Год назад +11

      But it’s definitely period specific

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Год назад +12

      That was hilarious and it really added a layer to the sketch.

    • @Mike-hn4uu
      @Mike-hn4uu Год назад

      @@Lep161 Cute way of saying this show sucks.

    • @lengreg1326
      @lengreg1326 2 месяца назад

      Well put together like the Mary J Blige outfits. So many backhanded compliments were like a bunch of grandmas at a badass kid convention.

  • @michaelmaps2004
    @michaelmaps2004 Год назад +593

    The Shania Twain part killed me. The moment he said it i immediately saw Shania in "That don't impress me much"😂

    • @KVWilson21
      @KVWilson21 Год назад +8

      lmaoooooooooooo WHYYYYYY??! that's a CRAZZZZYYYYY REFERENCE

    • @creativelife9871
      @creativelife9871 Год назад

      💯💯

    • @kharynj6629
      @kharynj6629 Год назад +32

      And once you see it you can’t unsee it 😂

    • @aprilrosario6869
      @aprilrosario6869 Год назад +9

      I had to look it up and the resemblance is uncanny! 😂

    • @Z_3D
      @Z_3D Год назад +1

      Cannot unsee

  • @adamcallahan242
    @adamcallahan242 Год назад +1209

    Kev on stage icing on the cake 😂😂😂

  • @joyce_oates
    @joyce_oates Год назад +810

    “I kept it close because y’all look like drunks” 😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @lehdiaz1222
    @lehdiaz1222 Год назад +405

    “Especially from two unemployed chicks at brunch in the middle of the day, ok free time” 💀 I will be using this in various iterations in my day to day from now on

  • @sabraa-ranks4603
    @sabraa-ranks4603 Год назад +113

    “We are *not* that kind of restaurant… anymore.”
    Mannn pleeeeease 😵‍💫😭😭😂

    • @guyfortune1910
      @guyfortune1910 Год назад +4

      FACTS!! 😂😂. That pause then her facial expression and tone when she says Anymore. I H-O-L-L-E-R-E-D!!....😂😂😂

  • @lauriethomas4145
    @lauriethomas4145 Год назад +309

    The Mary J. dance moves were icing on the cake.

  • @terryguerra1010
    @terryguerra1010 Год назад +888

    The writing for this show is unreal. Hyper-intelligent AND funny? What?! I'm here for all of it.

    • @lexingtonwan3856
      @lexingtonwan3856 Год назад +21

      So true. They are landing punchline after punchline after punchline for every skit.

    • @revmd621
      @revmd621 Год назад +4

      Yesss! 💯

    • @crystaldismuke2769
      @crystaldismuke2769 Год назад +2

      This!!!

    • @bobby4front
      @bobby4front Год назад +5

      Its seems a little desperate to me. Like trying too hard/corny at times.

    • @b_cuziwant2
      @b_cuziwant2 Год назад +3

      I really wonder if black women are REALLY getting the message that #ABLSS has been dropping since their very first episode 🤔 They are REVOLUTIONARIES! #Accountibility for 💯 😂

  • @davidbaker1373
    @davidbaker1373 Год назад +95

    "I can't go out in the world with ashy skin, but y'all are like 'F@CK IT . . . WE CAN!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OnewordSphamandla
      @OnewordSphamandla 3 месяца назад +7

      😂😂😂 out the gate with it…..🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @buttercupj6208
    @buttercupj6208 Год назад +244

    The outfits are ON POINT ....

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 Год назад +9

      The Shania Twain look especially!

    • @Hip-Hop_Singer
      @Hip-Hop_Singer Год назад

      @@Nocturne22 Which look is that?

  • @Passion84GodAlways
    @Passion84GodAlways Год назад +295

    "Are you saying jail...but with a Spanish accent?" ¡Ay Dios Mioooo! 😩😫

  • @ElectroCrunkKidz
    @ElectroCrunkKidz Год назад +48

    “My Elder” 💀 😂

  • @saint-harrington
    @saint-harrington Год назад +369

    It did give Shania Twain though😂😂😂

    • @gretaweiss6802
      @gretaweiss6802 Год назад +39

      I didn’t see it at first but now I can’t unsee it! Lol

    • @DeeDiamond2981
      @DeeDiamond2981 Год назад +5

      Yea lol😊

    • @Goldniz
      @Goldniz Год назад +8

      I actually can’t unsee it 😂😂

    • @agravery223
      @agravery223 Год назад +14

      Only people of a certain age got that one 😊

    • @t.e.burgos3263
      @t.e.burgos3263 Год назад +19

      @@agravery223 Only people of a certain age who are fans of Shania Twain's 'That Don't Impress Me Much' and will NOT apologize for it. 😁😆

  • @applejackzo
    @applejackzo Год назад +191

    “Yale. I went to Yale.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I thought about this like 3x this morning and lol’d every time

    • @afrilifewealth8743
      @afrilifewealth8743 11 месяцев назад

      Glad you mentioned this. I almost didn't passed that one🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AYEwhatido
    @AYEwhatido Год назад +156

    "Y'all don't really command attention like that" 😳 how do you heal from that kinda disrespect

    • @LisaFrank39
      @LisaFrank39 Год назад +10

      That part took me 😂. I felt hurt for them

  • @natv55
    @natv55 Год назад +216

    I love the Mary J Blige thang 😁 and Shania Twain 😂 also Robin's braids are soo cute!

    • @maryburrell3948
      @maryburrell3948 Год назад +12

      Definitely loved the braids

    • @natv55
      @natv55 Год назад +2

      @Emma Madison well she did have some devilish stuff come outta her mouth 😂

    • @megandarc8611
      @megandarc8611 Год назад

      ​@Emma Madison it's actually one of Fka twigs early career hairstyles. The baby hairs are laid exactly the same too. It's an iconic look and it's nice to see it adopted

    • @ungoyone
      @ungoyone Год назад +2

      ​@Megan D'Arc I figured they were backwards Leia cinnamon rolls.

  • @itrollthetrolls28
    @itrollthetrolls28 Год назад +70

    “Ok basic, but y’all do y’all “😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jorgealejandro672
    @jorgealejandro672 Год назад +159

    My new favorite character. Please more of her

  • @jasondaniel1045
    @jasondaniel1045 Год назад +99

    "My love language is 'Words of defamation'" 😂😂😂

  • @bscott1112
    @bscott1112 Год назад +76

    Gabrielle's "Real Love" dance 😂😂😂

  • @Reeses710
    @Reeses710 Год назад +260

    We see you Kev!! The ladies are killing it!! Hilarious...

  • @saltynutzz
    @saltynutzz Год назад +18

    “We are not that kind of restaurant….
    anymore” 😅😂

  • @TMYPiscesSunandMoonRising5548
    @TMYPiscesSunandMoonRising5548 Год назад +263

    Not judged by pedophiles, I'm hollering 🤣 😂 💀 😭

  • @ChristopherSmith-il6fo
    @ChristopherSmith-il6fo Год назад +53

    "Sir are those pancakes? You should focus on eating them" 😂

  • @livinggreen7630
    @livinggreen7630 Год назад +48

    I love the witty back and forth. And Thede's hair is so nice.

  • @illgoat
    @illgoat Год назад +54

    😂 their roasting was on point but the waitress was cooking the hardest!

  • @jinyoungsbae951
    @jinyoungsbae951 Год назад +17

    "Ok, sorry Shania Twain" WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED🤣🤣🤣

  • @AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete
    @AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete Год назад +264

    Loved every moment. ❤ Kev is hilarious!😆 She was definitely giving 👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽”That don’t impress me much” Shania energy.😂

  • @oluwafadekemilawal3869
    @oluwafadekemilawal3869 Год назад +149

    This sketch was too much 😂😂😂 shout out to the writers.

    • @Ebolacrash
      @Ebolacrash Год назад +1

      fo sho these queens gats it going on

    • @greymari2888
      @greymari2888 Год назад +1

      The write is the waitress

  • @Whuditlooklike
    @Whuditlooklike Год назад +33

    This sketch was 10/10 🤣 you had me at "hateration at this brunchery." The episodes have been getting consistently better as the season has gone on.

  • @LuckysPoeticJustice
    @LuckysPoeticJustice Год назад +84

    Lmaooooooo! The shade thrown left and right, i can hardly keep up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOVE LOVE LOVE 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾❤

  • @Nabinabz
    @Nabinabz Год назад +13

    "Are you just saying jail but with a Spanish accent?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm DYING!!!!

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam Год назад +44

    I LOVE the hairdo on the woman playing the waitress. Those dutch braids going up to make coils and the gorgeous sculpted spit curls around the face. WOW!

    • @megandarc8611
      @megandarc8611 Год назад +5

      Look up Fka Twigs! She started and wore this look during her early career, down to the dramatic baby hairs. It's great to see another black woman adopt it bc it's honestly such an iconic style

  • @marisgoldenhour6212
    @marisgoldenhour6212 Год назад +37

    The amount of "ooop" I oooped through this entire sketch. 😁💙🖤✨👏🏾👏🏾

  • @livinggreen7630
    @livinggreen7630 Год назад +67

    That girl sitting before Kev could hardly hold in her laughter.

    • @noirnrougenuit9188
      @noirnrougenuit9188 Год назад +9

      Yup I saw that. It was the in your face round of Gabrielle's Mary J. Blige dance impressions when the extra sitting with Kev had to hold her lips.

  • @nkjohnson1995
    @nkjohnson1995 Год назад +14

    She said "do yall order or wanna change into some real clothes first" "Wow at your age" This skit has so many quotes.

  • @kkdylm
    @kkdylm Год назад +10

    "Okay Shania Twain" THE SCREAM I SCREMT 😂😭😂😭

    • @LiciKai
      @LiciKai 11 месяцев назад

      "You know I kinda can't unsee it now."

  • @jgales2987
    @jgales2987 Год назад +61

    I swear this show needs more awards, so deserving!

    • @Ebolacrash
      @Ebolacrash Год назад

      I need reference for a job at view /like farming company ...can you hook me up J Gales

  • @mizginavale22
    @mizginavale22 Год назад +52

    "My love language is words of defamation" LOL !!!!

  • @Skeezer66
    @Skeezer66 Год назад +11

    Every. Single. Line. JOKES!!!! And the bottles breaking! Brilliant!!

  • @acehuncho585
    @acehuncho585 Год назад +10

    "Are you saying jail but with a Spanish accent?" lmaoo This is hilarious

  • @NumeroGaijin
    @NumeroGaijin 3 месяца назад +2

    These ladies are just si phenomenal. The one in the baseball outfit....I never found out her name but I have watched her for a very long time. Definitely one of my favorites that deserves to be in more films. Very beautiful

  • @QuinnTheSuperStar
    @QuinnTheSuperStar Год назад +16

    🤩I LOVE Robin's hair in this!!! Those forward ram style braids look amazing 💯

  • @got2bjosh
    @got2bjosh Год назад +61

    This show continues the unbroken line of superior sketch comedy that includes In Living Color, MadTv, Chapelle Show, and Key and Peele. SNL could never.

    • @MALogan-tc8sh
      @MALogan-tc8sh Год назад +4

      This comparison is WILD.

    • @bobby4front
      @bobby4front Год назад +3

      @@MALogan-tc8sh this show is bad. i believe they're hiding negative comments as well

    • @emeraldkaysgarden
      @emeraldkaysgarden Год назад +3

      Survey says, *That IS A Lie* this show is 🗑

    • @Lily-gs9iv
      @Lily-gs9iv 11 месяцев назад +3

      Could NEVER!

  • @dlmg5707
    @dlmg5707 Год назад +20

    Whyyyyyyy are these women not winning Grammies or Emmie's or whatever damn talented actresses winnnn? The brilliance of the writing, is real and constant.

  • @madpoppy7511
    @madpoppy7511 Год назад +65

    We love A Black Lady Sketch Show so pay the WRITERS their fair dues!!!

  • @MadameLa78
    @MadameLa78 Год назад +56

    Just LOVE intelligent comedy ❤

    • @vmfjae1180
      @vmfjae1180 Год назад +7

      Every line is so thoughtful
      I'm french so it's like exercising to keep up with the jokes 😆

    • @shaspearman8647
      @shaspearman8647 Год назад

      This show is very intelligent, great for nerdy girls

  • @empathyworks8890
    @empathyworks8890 7 месяцев назад +2

    How does this not have tens of millions of views?

  • @altheapugh7957
    @altheapugh7957 Год назад +8

    Writers are on point AGAIN😂😂😂

  • @donfloyd1228
    @donfloyd1228 2 месяца назад +3

    Robin is so rude in this sketch. I am dying. "Thats...Next...Week.." lol

  • @daniellaelevates9692
    @daniellaelevates9692 Год назад +31

    All I have to say is… “hateration in this bruncheree” HAS ME CRACKING UP‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣 Gabrielle Dennis doing the most as always! So hilarious! Shout out to @kevonstage and all the #stagekrew up and through these comments! Lol! 🤣🤣🤣 Y’all the best! 💖💖💖

  • @princesssophiawise3560
    @princesssophiawise3560 Год назад +6

    I have to watch this so many times because there are so many golden lines, and I miss them laughing 😂

  • @abenaoffeh-gyimah8265
    @abenaoffeh-gyimah8265 Год назад +13

    the waitress is savage!!! not a diss after a diss after a diss...

  • @aliL111
    @aliL111 Год назад +11

    Another masterpiece! The play on words here is Emmy worthy

    • @Mike-hn4uu
      @Mike-hn4uu Год назад

      Amazing you can write that without vomiting

    • @aliL111
      @aliL111 Год назад +4

      @@Mike-hn4uu Why are you in the comments negger-ing, sir?

    • @bobby4front
      @bobby4front Год назад

      @@aliL111 He aint lying thou. The channel is more than likely deleting all negative comments left directly under the video too. they know what it is

    • @Johnieboi
      @Johnieboi Год назад +3

      @@Mike-hn4uu Negger!

    • @Lily-gs9iv
      @Lily-gs9iv 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@bobby4frontIt’s just you and two other people leaving negative comments. Plus they literally just one an Emmy for their writing. So….

  • @86Kera
    @86Kera Год назад +6

    The Mary J Blige dances were on point 😂 she was shady af 😂

  • @taylorhaze8651
    @taylorhaze8651 Год назад +24

    No Neyo at a hat convention!!

  • @s.z.6752
    @s.z.6752 Месяц назад +2

    this is like a rap video and a reality tv show had a baby and it's the chef's kiss kind of baby I'm in tears

  • @Moors-f7n
    @Moors-f7n 3 месяца назад +3

    "but you are SO much older than me you _would_ know better. MY ELDER"

  • @JenzJoe
    @JenzJoe Год назад +24

    KEV ON STAGE!!!! 😮😊😂😂😂. I’m loving the writing!!!

  • @tamdef7752
    @tamdef7752 Год назад +12

    Please never stop, these sketches are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!

  • @danielkioko3244
    @danielkioko3244 Год назад +8

    The glass breaking every time is just rib cracking🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andihubb
    @andihubb Год назад +9

    That shania twain comment had me on the FLOOR 😂

  • @Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH
    @Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH Год назад +7

    That whole Shania Twain bit is super rewatchable. 😂

  • @Halfsaladzw
    @Halfsaladzw Год назад +20

    The writing gets wittier and sharper.

  • @maryburrell3948
    @maryburrell3948 Год назад +45

    “If I wanted to fight, I’d go to Waffle House.”

  • @lexnoens9728
    @lexnoens9728 Год назад +13

    robin is so cute as a slightly goth/alt girl 😭😭😭💖

  • @LiciKai
    @LiciKai 11 месяцев назад +1

    The writing is brilliant! I LOVE this show.

  • @Yemaya22139
    @Yemaya22139 Год назад +39

    I love ❤️ it and the MJB outfits were on point! They cute and the skit is cute

  • @prettyuniquell2011
    @prettyuniquell2011 Год назад +38

    These sketches always makes my day 😂😂😂

  • @lacywm
    @lacywm 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm late. But this is hilarious! Old girl giving the Princess Leia vibes had me in stitches.

  • @Kittykumbata
    @Kittykumbata 2 месяца назад +1

    Every single sentence coming out of her mouth WAS A READ OMG

  • @simeonknight3248
    @simeonknight3248 2 месяца назад +2

    Looking forward to more of these sketches. The waitress was quick and perfect. Have celebs come to this restaurant for her to read would be excellent 😂😅😂❤

    • @simeonknight3248
      @simeonknight3248 2 месяца назад

      Don’t want no money just please put up the content!

  • @parkermudsen1063
    @parkermudsen1063 3 месяца назад +1

    Damn! The writing and execution on this skit were flawless. 😂😂

  • @Olive_O_Sudden
    @Olive_O_Sudden Год назад +5

    Robin Thede's hair in this is AMAZING.

  • @probablyjoeyy
    @probablyjoeyy Год назад +56

    I'm a white gay.
    It feels illegal to watch this show.
    But its pure joy.
    I feel like im gonna be thrown in Yale for this.

  • @who26
    @who26 Год назад +19

    Ok why she look like Princess Leia with baby hairs?

  • @xetothex
    @xetothex Год назад +3

    HOLLERING from the first minute ! i have to see this show 😂

  • @vanityfair001
    @vanityfair001 Год назад +6

    "I was never told I was good enough so my love language is words of defamation". Ooooh, I know a whole lot of people who are just like this. So sad and funny at the same time.

  • @hittrennathompson8286
    @hittrennathompson8286 Год назад +24

    I kept it close bc y'all look like drunks😂😂the entire skit😂😂🎉

  • @TheAC86
    @TheAC86 23 дня назад

    The writing and delivery on this was top notch.

  • @RealEuphoriaVibez24_7
    @RealEuphoriaVibez24_7 Год назад +8

    I just Love these Ladies! Every single one of them take funny to a new level! 😂❤😅

  • @naturalkinks8683
    @naturalkinks8683 Год назад +25

    Good to see Kev in this 🥰

  • @malindarayallen
    @malindarayallen Год назад +9

    Kev over here all up in err'body business.

  • @Goldniz
    @Goldniz Год назад +3

    « Are you saying jail with like a Spanish accent » 🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ I’m dead 🤣

  • @mrspurposed1163
    @mrspurposed1163 2 месяца назад +1

    Hilarious 😂😂😂 this show needs to come back!

  • @therowanrings
    @therowanrings Год назад +8

    This sketch was one of my favorites in last week's episode. ❤❤❤

  • @tamigarrett7088
    @tamigarrett7088 Год назад +7

    The writing for every sketch is on point. This show is the ONLY reason I still have HBO

  • @bronwynecg
    @bronwynecg Год назад +15

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This WHOLE THING just took me out 😂😂😂

  • @katleholetsabo4133
    @katleholetsabo4133 Год назад +5

    This episode went too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. KevOnStages expressions were priceless...

  • @voodeux_badeux
    @voodeux_badeux Год назад +10

    That outfit is giving more Shania Twain than “Not Gonna Cry” ijs. 😔😂 That don’t impress me much gurl.

  • @ItzMeT
    @ItzMeT Год назад +13

    KevinOnStage face during scene😂😂😂

  • @LonghornsLegend
    @LonghornsLegend Год назад +3

    The writing on these skits is SO GOOD 👏🏾

  • @usethis4511
    @usethis4511 Год назад +3

    “You are SO much better than me, you would know better My elder! 🙃” I’m sO dead

  • @manueltinoco97
    @manueltinoco97 Месяц назад +1

    It sent me into orbit when she bowed after call her “my elder”lmao

  • @JanelleRae
    @JanelleRae 10 месяцев назад +13

    2:28 I went to YALE/JAIL