I remember being in prison and going up for parole and got a year later outdate. I was stressed about it. Until an old head told me to come and smoke a joint with him. As we were smoking, he displayed his Time Sheet for me to see. As he was about to show me his Time Sheet, he said to me that he can see I'm stressed about a year outdate. He handed me his Time Sheet and walked out the cell. His outdate was 2096!!!!!! This was in 2007.
You might think this cap fam...but soon as I saw the time, I hit that Craig and Smokey daaaaamn! Included with the jump back. That's gotta be hell to know you gonna close your eyes for the last time with images of brick and steel.
@@marcusgarvey8668 bro everytime I had thought about going back to doing wrong, 2096 appear in my mind. I haven't been back to any jail or prison since 08! I tell young dudes all the time , Killers don't go home!
it's annoying that he don't get the recognition he deserves. he the only nigga that make me die laughin in every single video....literally every video bruh
Facts he’s the only social media comedian that can make me laugh to the point my stomach starts cramping Shakey And Druski The only ones that can’t make laugh like that
I’m going to be honest I thought he was going to be bigger than korporate skinbones blocks all them. He gotta switch it up and do different shit if he want to blow
This is funny. It’s also a lesson and a message for halfway smart people. The other percentage of people actually want to experience this, just to see if he’s telling the truth.😂😂 Godspeed!
Lmaoooo yo this accurate asf I spent 3 yrs in a Mexican prison and it's the exact same psychological warfare mentality dudes that doin life have up in there when they with fresh meat, word for word 😂😂😂 Subbed, good shit ma dude
@@darionalexander9039 when ur fresh meat, there's something you got to your advantage, element of surprise. You gotta go all out the first time you get tried, and get used to throwing hands after that, and keeping ur mouth shut in there will go a long way
Only one way to deal with an irrational person like this.. you must get extremely violent. I have family in then penitentiary, and when you have someone trying that, you have to immediately stand up for yourself or it will never stop, and only get worse. When you break some eye sockets, jaws, and break some more stuff.. all of a sudden, they was just bullshittin with you and don't want no more problems. They'll look for somebody else easy to play with. Been in a couple situations myself.
That sounds good unless the guy is 6 foot 8 350 pounds and the leader of the bgf or the AB or Mexican Mafia… stop trying to sound hard.. u don’t know what u will do unless u r in the situation with someone with nothing to lose… u saying u know what u will do because someone u know did time, dosent fly
@@dnice3473 nobody was trying to sound hard sir. I know what I have done with situations I have been in.. I never stated anything about sounding hard. I did bring up things about certain family members, but never got into my own shit. I didn't really get into their stories either. Anyway, you have a good day sir.
Real rap we was scrapping in that room, he beat me up ong when they hit them doors for mess I'm sliding him right in front of police. I'll take my days in ad seg
This was funny but on another note, that ish is sad and so super creepy as hell. Damn, blk man please stay out dat thang. Those walls are not worth living in ☕✌️
“3, I need a DVD player with 4 p0rns. And when I’m watching it, I don’t need you in here with me, you get out”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just like that 😭😭
Lmao that’s to funny
“I get 15 You get 1 i’m in here for 18,000 years”😂😂😂
"I already did 13,000 years" 😆😆😆
YOOOOO 🤣😂🤣
Mane !! Hollering😭😭😭😭💀💀
Lol
Sound like a YOU problem big fella 😅
“I been in here for ova 13,000 years all ready”😂😂
He's a jail vampire 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha yooo I been tryna be cool u snore at night
Mans died 100 times in dat bih 🤣
@@Maculure 😂😂💀
Yeah what 😭😭😭😭😭
I remember being in prison and going up for parole and got a year later outdate. I was stressed about it. Until an old head told me to come and smoke a joint with him. As we were smoking, he displayed his Time Sheet for me to see. As he was about to show me his Time Sheet, he said to me that he can see I'm stressed about a year outdate. He handed me his Time Sheet and walked out the cell.
His outdate was 2096!!!!!! This was in 2007.
Crazy, don't go back.
This is why I stay ALL the way out the way!!!
You might think this cap fam...but soon as I saw the time, I hit that Craig and Smokey daaaaamn! Included with the jump back. That's gotta be hell to know you gonna close your eyes for the last time with images of brick and steel.
@@edwardreese976 you won't believe what he told me one day. He said every time he enters his cell, he knows he is walking in his grave 🪦.
@@marcusgarvey8668 bro everytime I had thought about going back to doing wrong, 2096 appear in my mind. I haven't been back to any jail or prison since 08! I tell young dudes all the time , Killers don't go home!
Nigga said “I need you to create me a knife”😂😂😂😂😂😂
“ *BUBBLE GUM KUSH* ‼️…. cause that’s the last thing I smoked when I was in the world”
OG don’t even know about the ZAZA 😢😂😂😂
😂 you don’t think bubble gum kush is some za 😂🤯
Moonrock nd dab nigga fuck za
@@Payne33 Fr😂😂
"GYROS CHEESE BURGER, A CAR PARK IN HERE AND YOUR GIRL TO TALK ME LIKE SHE'S MINE"🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭
He said he locked up for 18,000 years and he's already did 13,000. Sounds like he finna get out soon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yup 5 thousand more years
@@Neurotv4941 That shii “Finna be a breeezee! 🙅🏽♂️” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro got life but asking for a car 💀😂😂
He still got drive
😂🤣😭 his list of demands got me chokin on the smoke 😤
Yeah he’ll die soon.
4 things turn into 18 things
I swear 🤣🤣🤣💀
I woulda been like man just go get yo homie 😪
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Boy took me back “zu zus and wham whams” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The 10 jail commandments 😂😂😂😂😂
it's annoying that he don't get the recognition he deserves. he the only nigga that make me die laughin in every single video....literally every video bruh
Facts he’s the only social media comedian that can make me laugh to the point my stomach starts cramping Shakey And Druski The only ones that can’t make laugh like that
niggas scared of his potential
Naw
I’m going to be honest I thought he was going to be bigger than korporate skinbones blocks all them. He gotta switch it up and do different shit if he want to blow
@@juheard3015 he just dont do enough skits or link up wit ppl it seem like .. and he flood thus channel wit gaming videos
An iPhone and a house phone 😭😭😭😭
This is funny. It’s also a lesson and a message for halfway smart people. The other percentage of people actually want to experience this, just to see if he’s telling the truth.😂😂 Godspeed!
ima be in there like a gladiator, i head 100+ stories about alot of jail/prison experiences and tips for when you go in there
When he said “4 I need some weed bubblegum kush cause that’s the last thing I smoked when I was in the world” I ducking died 🤣🤣
Lmaoooo yo this accurate asf
I spent 3 yrs in a Mexican prison and it's the exact same psychological warfare mentality dudes that doin life have up in there when they with fresh meat, word for word 😂😂😂
Subbed, good shit ma dude
How did you deal with it?
@@darionalexander9039 when ur fresh meat, there's something you got to your advantage, element of surprise. You gotta go all out the first time you get tried, and get used to throwing hands after that, and keeping ur mouth shut in there will go a long way
This was too funny
@@mandokg9730 nigga yea right 😂😂
@@zeakog612 yeen ever been booked I see🥱🥱
Not a gyro cheeseburger 🍔 😂😂
Only one way to deal with an irrational person like this.. you must get extremely violent. I have family in then penitentiary, and when you have someone trying that, you have to immediately stand up for yourself or it will never stop, and only get worse. When you break some eye sockets, jaws, and break some more stuff.. all of a sudden, they was just bullshittin with you and don't want no more problems. They'll look for somebody else easy to play with. Been in a couple situations myself.
And that’s why it’s so sad you literally go to prison and some parts of you change not bc that’s who u are but bc that’s who prison makes u become
That sounds good unless the guy is 6 foot 8 350 pounds and the leader of the bgf or the AB or Mexican Mafia… stop trying to sound hard.. u don’t know what u will do unless u r in the situation with someone with nothing to lose… u saying u know what u will do because someone u know did time, dosent fly
@@dnice3473 nobody was trying to sound hard sir. I know what I have done with situations I have been in.. I never stated anything about sounding hard. I did bring up things about certain family members, but never got into my own shit. I didn't really get into their stories either. Anyway, you have a good day sir.
“I need 2 Pills AKA JIGGAS” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In jail with men . .that's the wrong drug to asking for if you ask me lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRO Crazzzyyyy as hell fa dat one!!!
8: I need a car! … 😂😂😂 mission bout impossible AF!!
You gone get him 18,000 years asking him to bring in a car man 😂😂😭
CREATE me a knife 🔪 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I get 15 packs of noodles you get one. I'm tryna be cool.." 🤨😂
Man fuck that get the lil homies in here 😂
On GAWD we finna get down😭cuz buddy got me in here doin task force missions riskin my chance goin home.
This definitely had me dying!👏🏾😂
sending out positive energy to all.🌞
I need a car..,park right up in here😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
“When I was in the world” 😂😂😂
That list of supplies was outrageous 😆
"I been letting you...c'mon man." 😆
I thought I was the only one caught that lol
A cell phone and a house phone 🤣🤣🤣... Towards the end he just started conjuring up stuff, "lemme see what else I need... uuuhh??" Lololol
Bruh said I get 15 and you get 1 well dayum 😂😂😂
This is good motivation to walk the straight path.
It the 18,000 years for me 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️
“Cause that’s the last thing I smoked when I wa in the world” 😂😂😂😂
Might just have to bang it out with the lil homies atp😂
💯💯🥊🥊 cause I ain’t doing none of that shit get out yo ass
Real rap we was scrapping in that room, he beat me up ong when they hit them doors for mess I'm sliding him right in front of police. I'll take my days in ad seg
THAT!!!
A car parked in prison is crazy bro lol😂
He gotta sneak a car in by any means neccessary 🚗😭
“ I need a car parked up in here”😭😭😭
Bro this the funniest video shakey ever made I stg the jail background the clothes and everything got me crying 😂😂😂🤣
Bro
1-8 was already ridiculous, but when bro had to think of what number 9 was and when he said it I stg I damn near fell out my chair shorty
And 10 😭😭awe shit
After 9 that "Aaahh" had Me rolling🤣
A true jail ninja making life impossible for you
It's sad but this kind of stuff really goes on. But a car? Lmbo 🤣
I couldn’t help but 😅whe said “I need a car”
Like where you going 😅
😂 13,000 years is crazy
This was funny but on another note, that ish is sad and so super creepy as hell. Damn, blk man please stay out dat thang. Those walls are not worth living in ☕✌️
...so very creepy and depraved.... demoralizing.
The 18,000 years part is killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need 10 things. 6 I need a gyro cheeseburger 😅😅. 8 I need a car park right n here. 9 I need ur girl act like she mines 🤣🤣🤣🤣
" when you came in hea what I tell you? " 🤣🤣🤣
I been in here for 13000 years already 😂😂😂
Aye this list is crazy on point 💀 😭😭😭😭
Foenem you cutting up folk 😂 no Bap tho🤲🏾🖤
4 Porns folks😭
"What else I need" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Onna G, Folks woulda got blitz mid monologue 😂 We Gladiator Gangsta off top
Bro said mid monologue 😂😂😂
😂
@@LexingtonAve Mf think this Skyrim 😂
Bruh said he want a car parked up in there😂😂😂😂😂
He needs a car in the day room🤣🤣🤣
Bro been in prison since Jesus was alive
Before
This shit funny af bro
They do be having pot bellies 🤣
Egyptian pharoah’s mummies in they tomb be like:
Wocka Flocka ain't playing
with his demands ......
🤣🤣🤣
For those who don't know the jail bully doesn't run shit all the time I've seen guys that's been doing time get beat up by a new guy 👊👊
Chances are he got somebody he gotta answer up too anyway
It’s crazy that you already gotta deal with being locked up, but now you got dudes just fuckin w you just cause.
I need a car parked up in here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude need an iPhone 14 and a wall mounted phone 🤣😭💀 sheesh
Bro said I need a car up in here.😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finna twist that kush straight up into some bible papers.. chuuurch🤣🤣😂
10 you know wat that is.. you got me crawling with that one😂😂😂
Bubble gum kuush 🤣🤣🤣
Maan shake this sh!t funny asl 💀💀😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
😂 the 10 things is killing me bro fr
You know what 10 is 😂💪🏾
16 packs of noodle 🤣😭
“I need a car”😂😂😂
NIGGA SAID I NEED A IPHONE 14 😂😂😂😂😂.... YOOO IM CRYING REAL TEARS 😭😭😭!!
Smh idk why they even have everybody in there together like that smh it’s definitely a set up wicked as hell
Without the possibility 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂!!! Ian going home G gimme dat yooo how imma do that 😂
Talm bout 18,000 years I'd be mad af too😭😭😭😭💯
I'M GONE NEED YOU TO GET YO ASS OUT THAT LIST IS TOO MUCH 😂🤣 GIVE THIS MAN HIS FLOWERS NOW 🌺🌹🌷💐🌻
🔥🔥🔥 list 1-10🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 killed the skit💪
Lmao! Yes sir! He's the 1st nigga you put that blade on!!! Everybody else gonna fall back!!
He betta create that 🔪 for em’ and accidentally slip or somethin..! 😂😂 Oops..! 👀
13000 years you need that purp my G 😂😂😂😂 granddaddy 😂😂
I need you to get me a car 😂😂😂😂😂😂
13,000 years I'm weak😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Clearly he hasn't been to prison.
“I’ve been in here for 13,000 years” 😂😂😂😂😂
“I need a iPhone 14” 😂
Lol they already called the fire depot. Lol
Come with them skits bro 🔥💯 Love
A car mane jus kill me
13,000 years you a foool shakey 😂
18,000 years 😂
Funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....its crazy how dudes be crashing out on the daily to live that life though...........Peace
Lol i been cell up wit a Lifer before and they trip off every lil thing lol
Bro i just laughed so hard 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 8…..I need me a Carrrr lmao bruhhh WHAT ☠️
Buddy should just got the noodles my man playing mission impossible with side missions