PS5 VS GIRLFRIEND I Have To Pick

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @anaman6960
    @anaman6960 3 года назад +34290

    When I touch the PS5 it always gets turned on.

  • @Orangfire123
    @Orangfire123 10 месяцев назад +12092

    Women will leave you, but a ps5 will stay and never leave the table

    • @r9fahdr9
      @r9fahdr9 10 месяцев назад +239

      I dunno bout that, but as a deprived man I would go for booty on this one

    • @ravirosmarys301
      @ravirosmarys301 10 месяцев назад +93

      It will leave you once a successor comes out

    • @isekso9843
      @isekso9843 10 месяцев назад +153

      ​@@ravirosmarys301
      That would be us leaving the ps5 and go for the next gen..... wouldn't it?

    • @ravirosmarys301
      @ravirosmarys301 10 месяцев назад

      @@isekso9843 yeah, which means men will leave women and go for next ones, wouldn't they??? Especially if said women were hot. Which means the original comment has a deficiency in its structure and meaning. Don't be like the woman in the video, don't be an idiot. Don't compare humans with mere things that said humans created

    • @calicoesblue4703
      @calicoesblue4703 10 месяцев назад +22

      Lmao🤣🤣🤣

  • @zahrans
    @zahrans 2 месяца назад +815

    'Booty is temporary, Playstation is forever'
    - Sun Tzu

  • @kevday3076
    @kevday3076 3 месяца назад +37

    My PS5 never says “that’s enough beers honey”

  • @RangerOfTheEast00
    @RangerOfTheEast00 Год назад +1407

    Ps5
    1. Will not give me unnecessary drama
    2. Won't cheat on me
    3. Won't wreck me in divorce court

    • @jeffhardyToF99
      @jeffhardyToF99 Год назад +20

      😂

    • @The-real-Elyas
      @The-real-Elyas Год назад

      @joelgarcia3440but you still want to play😈😉

    • @jesseherring4745
      @jesseherring4745 Год назад +49

      ​@joelgarcia3440but the good feature of the console is that it will not nag at you like the woman unless you have narration turn on but with the PS5 comes the setting to turn it off which actually works unlike the woman

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 Год назад

      Bro your maidenless a$$ didn’t have a choice anyway.😂

    • @Andriy...
      @Andriy... Год назад +6

      👍😎

  • @shineinouzen7412
    @shineinouzen7412 2 года назад +7222

    The PS5. Cause it only play games when you want it to.

  • @musiclaboratory9694
    @musiclaboratory9694 3 года назад +7132

    The game system is more likely to cooperate for longer.

    • @yo-ma7701
      @yo-ma7701 3 года назад +171

      Also have hours of pleasure playing games rather then an 45 min max with women.

    • @spencerneely6624
      @spencerneely6624 3 года назад +83

      You can play with multiple people at a time

    • @theeagleg674
      @theeagleg674 3 года назад +81

      And not talk back

    • @XxHe_artxX
      @XxHe_artxX 3 года назад +12

      GOOTEEEM! Haha

    • @BAZmma
      @BAZmma 3 года назад +8

      @@spencerneely6624 lmao

  • @AmusedPassport-ec1lv
    @AmusedPassport-ec1lv Месяц назад +16

    that ps5 will still look hot in 5 years

  • @_Shinks_
    @_Shinks_ 2 года назад +3807

    "Don't treat woman like objects, they can do that themselves" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zainaisami1670
    @zainaisami1670 2 года назад +5114

    Never compare yourself with a ps5...
    You'll always lose..

  • @MorningstarJinn
    @MorningstarJinn 3 года назад +3551

    The fact she’s trying to compete with a playstation says everything EDIT: i can confirm i have obtained a PS5 recently

    • @cassandrakite4957
      @cassandrakite4957 3 года назад +129

      Wit that ugly outfit👎a blind man can see through what she do,every video she's wearing short ass shorts,squatting, and wearing the same grey pants over and over...Soon as she gain weight he'll leave her for someone else that will show it off for tik tok

    • @ScholarlyCynic
      @ScholarlyCynic 3 года назад +144

      @@cassandrakite4957 Damn bro who hurt you

    • @Dailyblazer19
      @Dailyblazer19 3 года назад +97

      @@ScholarlyCynic man speaking big FAX!!!

    • @jsanch5
      @jsanch5 3 года назад +28

      @@Dailyblazer19 frrrrr

    • @seynpurrp
      @seynpurrp 3 года назад +18

      @@cassandrakite4957 preach 🙌🤝

  • @brendanplayz4305
    @brendanplayz4305 3 месяца назад +100

    A ps5 won't leave me on read
    A ps5 just makes me happy
    A ps5 never cheat on me while i do math in the library, finally, give me emotional damage.
    -Robin Gan

  • @undrgrnd_hut2692
    @undrgrnd_hut2692 3 года назад +4758

    If a girls makes you choose between a ps5 or her she’s for the streets.

    • @Jorge_Jones
      @Jorge_Jones 3 года назад +109

      In Australia, spoof is slang for semen. Sorry mate. Lol

    • @jeromebrandon4014
      @jeromebrandon4014 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @kevinmorin3026
      @kevinmorin3026 3 года назад +39

      Cause she knows a real man aint pickin vidoe games over her 😂

    • @pvsweetypie
      @pvsweetypie 3 года назад +324

      @@kevinmorin3026 A real man gets to have both lil boy

    • @chasej3636
      @chasej3636 3 года назад +140

      If anyone make me choose between something I enjoy doing or them they are not going to be in my life

  • @lucasmozard1321
    @lucasmozard1321 2 года назад +1261

    All I’m saying is that… my ps5 never made me choose between “it” and my girl 😂

    • @superse3000
      @superse3000 2 года назад

      Nah it’s the girl that wants the ps5 OUT

    • @Lonelywarmsoul
      @Lonelywarmsoul 2 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @kundalwando7683
      @kundalwando7683 2 года назад +9

      Truth

    • @HOURLYSNIPES
      @HOURLYSNIPES 2 года назад +9

      On god😂

    • @jamesdlegacy8728
      @jamesdlegacy8728 7 месяцев назад +6

      All I know is that my PS5 stays on and ready to be played with and never makes excuses or gets headaches or doesn't feel like it. Damn, doesn't tell maybe later or it's that time of the week.

  • @BarcodeGamez
    @BarcodeGamez 4 месяца назад +1814

    PS5 has a mute button.

  • @JV-ir3zw
    @JV-ir3zw 6 дней назад +1

    She's absolutely GORGEOUS ❤❤

  • @theconsolethief
    @theconsolethief 3 года назад +5828

    PS5 lifespan: 6-8 years
    Relationship with ya girl: Probably less than a year
    The choice is clear

    • @bighunnit7061
      @bighunnit7061 3 года назад +356

      Shid I got a PS3 that's still functional 💯 That PS5 gone get buddy through a couple relationships 🤣

    • @LordSpawn1978
      @LordSpawn1978 3 года назад +74

      90 days at best

    • @TheWutangclan1995
      @TheWutangclan1995 3 года назад +231

      Cost and maintenance
      PS5: 70 dollars for a new game you like once in a while
      Girlfriend: 700 dollars every night.

    • @juicymuscprod9624
      @juicymuscprod9624 3 года назад +27

      @@bighunnit7061 Sameeee, tho I'm saving up for the ps5. Need about 2 weeks till I can afford it.

    • @rondes4754
      @rondes4754 3 года назад +25

      Lool both my xbox360 and PS4 are working lool

  • @sparky7523
    @sparky7523 11 месяцев назад +1205

    PS5
    1. More Loyal
    2. Significantly cheaper
    3. Does not require you to be Psychic
    4. No drama
    5. Doesn’t use you
    6. Does not lie to you
    The Ps5 is without a doubt the best choice.

    • @Kerku666
      @Kerku666 10 месяцев назад +22

      There is drama and it kinda does use you when you need to pay for ps plus. Not sure about the lying tho and definitely is cheaper

    • @DarrellGrant-nw5nu
      @DarrellGrant-nw5nu 10 месяцев назад +8

      So true 🤣

    • @ZawakatsuSensei
      @ZawakatsuSensei 10 месяцев назад +5

      Fact 🤧

    • @nighurt478
      @nighurt478 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Kerku666cheaper my ass 3 games a month is bad

    • @Kerku666
      @Kerku666 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nighurt478 Well that depends

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 Год назад +1827

    A girlfriend only provides an hour of fun. PS5 provides at least 10 hours of fun. PS5 it is.

    • @richardwillson101
      @richardwillson101 11 месяцев назад +123

      ​@Matt_567 😂 oh, we found our 12 year old fanboy.
      Let's not forget how Microsoft nearly killed the Xbox entirely by going "digital only".
      Thankfully customer kickback forced them to change.

    • @me-ib2zb
      @me-ib2zb 11 месяцев назад +1

      Your dumb. ​@@Matt_567

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 11 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@Matt_567 With what award winning exclusive games?

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 11 месяцев назад +44

      @@Matt_567 That's crazy, I never knew PlayStation only had one exclusive game.

    • @Matt_567
      @Matt_567 11 месяцев назад

      @@zachryder3150 sony just want to get the attention and money that just shows that how anti-consumer there are

  • @bellamin4549
    @bellamin4549 29 дней назад +2

    Look at her and now look at that ps5. It’s just standing there. So confident. No need to beg. It knows it’s already won.

  • @3nineteen319
    @3nineteen319 3 года назад +1575

    Take the PS5. You have a high probability of losing everything choosing the other thing.

  • @andywhite4111
    @andywhite4111 2 года назад +370

    The PS5 doesn't tell me it's got a headache whenever I try to play with it. It also rewards me with trophies to let me know that I'm getting better at playing with it.

    • @baki484
      @baki484 2 года назад +15

      Amen

    • @agris9071
      @agris9071 2 года назад +3

      Lmao women be dry

    • @davecurtis6930
      @davecurtis6930 2 года назад +4

      Hahaha 🤣 nice!!!

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 8 месяцев назад

      @@agris9071 Yall really relate to that same problem Ben Shapiro has huh

  • @xavierhunter3212
    @xavierhunter3212 3 года назад +1086

    I would pick anything that doesn't give me an ultimatum

  • @Coldzzv
    @Coldzzv Месяц назад +2

    Legends say that ps5 never survived😂😂😂

  • @aikawamood
    @aikawamood 3 года назад +1363

    "A girlfriend is temporarly but the boys are forever"
    -Me

    • @Koji2x
      @Koji2x 3 года назад +20

      Nice quote im going to use this

    • @aikawamood
      @aikawamood 3 года назад +33

      @@Koji2x lmao have fun but dont forget to credit me 👀

    • @dddurk123456789
      @dddurk123456789 3 года назад +5

      facts!

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 3 года назад +8

      Yeah besides people can be unsure if a relationship will last even if they’ve been together for 3/4 years

    • @Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78
      @Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78 3 года назад +6

      Both are temporary

  • @LINKchris87
    @LINKchris87 2 года назад +428

    She will never fail you and if she does, you can buy an exact identical twin for a few hundred bucks.
    Love you, PS5.

    • @hiddenhope7569
      @hiddenhope7569 2 года назад +8

      Nothing like a loyal man. 😌 💪

    • @male_enjoyer
      @male_enjoyer 2 года назад +2

      Same thing for the woman, you can buy another one for a few bucks

    • @linoxsama
      @linoxsama Год назад

      I like that answer 😉

    • @jamesdlegacy8728
      @jamesdlegacy8728 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hell you can buy two of her and she will never get jealous if you switch to the other HDMI mode to play with her twin.

  • @MGM261
    @MGM261 2 года назад +775

    You can always get another girl. But the connection between a man and his gaming system. That's something special 😂

    • @SoulDead777
      @SoulDead777 2 года назад +15

      То чувство когда приставка понимает тебя лучше чем твои родные 😂

    • @cobrakai388
      @cobrakai388 Год назад +2

      AMEN, AMEN, AAAAAAMEEEENNNN!!!!

    • @faroutmydude5965
      @faroutmydude5965 Год назад +2

      🤌🏽🤌🏽

    • @tucrushxd7611
      @tucrushxd7611 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @brianmalone28
      @brianmalone28 Год назад

      Epic

  • @morrisseyguy6811
    @morrisseyguy6811 2 месяца назад +3

    PS5 ain't going to leave you because "it's bored and not a mind reader"

  • @dellacast7318
    @dellacast7318 2 года назад +2807

    “This is dumb, why would I choose a low quality piece of plastic designed to entertain really stupid people, over a ps5?”
    -Ray William Johnson

    • @deathwish374
      @deathwish374 2 года назад +47

      Oof

    • @shafayatiftekhar9715
      @shafayatiftekhar9715 2 года назад +134

      For a second I thought u wrote about the ps5 but then I saw that you supported ps 5 sigma move right there

    • @warlord007
      @warlord007 2 года назад +34

      You nailed it bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AARIV
      @AARIV 2 года назад +37

      You had me in the first half

    • @meme_god4039
      @meme_god4039 2 года назад +47

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @namedclaiming821
    @namedclaiming821 2 года назад +746

    The sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
    The curves and shape everything is perfect
    Oh and the girl is ok

  • @answer3014
    @answer3014 7 месяцев назад +1381

    A PS5 never yelled at me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @amit_patel654
      @amit_patel654 7 месяцев назад +35

      Unless the fans start up 😂

    • @Kopester
      @Kopester 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@amit_patel654 That ain’t screaming, it’s a jet engine 🤣🤣

    • @arnold83a
      @arnold83a 7 месяцев назад

      Play all ways ps 5 never complains😅😅😅

    • @tripstarkayzofficial
      @tripstarkayzofficial 7 месяцев назад

      @@arnold83a lolzz

    • @SDGxNPC
      @SDGxNPC 6 месяцев назад +6

      The only console that’s ever yelled at me was a SEGA

  • @zaccampa4055
    @zaccampa4055 20 дней назад +1

    She’s very attractive but I’d choose PS5 any day lol

  • @iacorianus
    @iacorianus 2 года назад +679

    "Booty is temporary. PlayStation 5 is forever."
    - Tosha St. Patrick

    • @andjelkovicjasmin2954
      @andjelkovicjasmin2954 2 года назад +14

      No, I have my ps4 since 2014 or since 2015 and it's partially broke but it still works.

    • @maxpain4501
      @maxpain4501 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jetstreamsam6521
      @jetstreamsam6521 2 года назад

      Booty is temporary, halo is infinite

    • @yuppieMa
      @yuppieMa 2 года назад +5

      Forever until ps6 is released

    • @steveschu
      @steveschu 2 года назад +2

      The hell it is not.

  • @enenrax
    @enenrax 9 месяцев назад +476

    3 minutes of fun vs 3 hours

    • @hanbill
      @hanbill 8 месяцев назад +21

      fair.... fair

    • @2greenify
      @2greenify 8 месяцев назад +27

      3 minutes... that includes 4 play right?

    • @ROCKETS2965
      @ROCKETS2965 7 месяцев назад +15

      I’m taking the 3 minutes lol.

    • @chillax-np6wz
      @chillax-np6wz 7 месяцев назад +2

      Fun

    • @enenrax
      @enenrax 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@2greenify It's just 3 minutes without adding anything, just do the work and that's it.

  • @pkzl5700
    @pkzl5700 6 месяцев назад +902

    PS5 ain’t ever yelled at me

    • @NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD
      @NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD 5 месяцев назад +29

      Ps4 does

    • @Wackingmember-0
      @Wackingmember-0 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD fr it yells at me a lot I'm like chill

    • @HOLYLAND007007007
      @HOLYLAND007007007 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@pkzl5700 isn't that the Truth

    • @FaKz92
      @FaKz92 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXDhahaha, thought the same 😂😂😂

    • @LightSnackProductions
      @LightSnackProductions 5 месяцев назад

      @@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD that's because the PS4 is for men

  • @TylerTheLocG
    @TylerTheLocG 3 месяца назад +11

    The playstation because it'll give you hours of pleasure and it doesn't talk back ,compared to 2 minutes of pleasure 😂😂😂

  • @TheOwlTheOne
    @TheOwlTheOne 2 года назад +1439

    Women: “we are not objects”
    Also women: “Look at me, i come with better features than a ps5”

    • @theabominator2152
      @theabominator2152 2 года назад +127

      They say: “Do not treat women likes objects, they can do that themselves.” 😂

    • @CheesusTheRatJesus
      @CheesusTheRatJesus 2 года назад +14

      What like an attitude and a huge price tag

    • @SiriButDumb
      @SiriButDumb 2 года назад +37

      I hope most women aren’t like this, cause I’m not

    • @Thruthkear
      @Thruthkear 2 года назад +21

      Better features? That’s false advertisement.

    • @theabominator2152
      @theabominator2152 2 года назад +32

      @@SiriButDumb It’s only the ones in social media, don’t worry.

  • @adielwilson8749
    @adielwilson8749 Год назад +325

    Not gotta lie the haptic feedback on the PS5 is crazy

    • @shanehumberstone5262
      @shanehumberstone5262 Год назад +4

      Especially through the woojer vest

    • @MALEVOLANT2099
      @MALEVOLANT2099 Год назад +2

      He'll yeah

    • @bvicc20
      @bvicc20 Год назад

      ​@@shanehumberstone5262Is that vest really worth the hype? Been seeing it lately

    • @mikkiloco
      @mikkiloco Год назад +1

      @@shanehumberstone5262woojer vest?

    • @shanehumberstone5262
      @shanehumberstone5262 Год назад +1

      @@mikkiloco yes it’s a haptic feedback vest,great for gaming,music etc,played call of duty with it on and nearly cracked a rib lol

  • @rsgomez
    @rsgomez 2 года назад +402

    You can always get a girl. They never run out of stock.

  • @radbrad1991
    @radbrad1991 Месяц назад +1

    Definitely her, if it was an xbox or a PC it'd be different.

  • @otikokoso1956
    @otikokoso1956 3 года назад +366

    30 seconds pleasure vs unending pleasure

    • @thestcroixkid
      @thestcroixkid 3 года назад +17

      You're doing it wrong...

    • @otikokoso1956
      @otikokoso1956 3 года назад +34

      Everything else before penetration is a waste of time

    • @thestcroixkid
      @thestcroixkid 3 года назад +21

      @@otikokoso1956 thankyou for proving my point...

    • @otikokoso1956
      @otikokoso1956 3 года назад +30

      Meh we bang quickly to return to the game.

    • @dacngo4164
      @dacngo4164 3 года назад +9

      Should say 30 seconds pleasure vs unending nagging.

  • @harry8912
    @harry8912 3 года назад +1727

    PS5, doesn’t bitch, need money, or annoy when you’re tired or upset.

    • @trickythetrickster9307
      @trickythetrickster9307 3 года назад +216

      PS5 needs money, but I get the point

    • @Cat-Valentine20
      @Cat-Valentine20 3 года назад +40

      @@trickythetrickster9307 was gonna say the same😅

    • @witchclub
      @witchclub 3 года назад +29

      I smell incel vibes from that comment

    • @coreessentials7584
      @coreessentials7584 3 года назад +15

      I mean technically it needs a bit of money

    • @dividebyzero6722
      @dividebyzero6722 3 года назад +38

      @@witchclub Nobody cares what you smell so shut it

  • @damien1202
    @damien1202 3 года назад +1412

    “I'm worried that RUclips shorts are turning
    into degenerate TikTok cringe, please spread
    the word”

    • @danielespin9125
      @danielespin9125 3 года назад +5

      @@ogpage972 nice spelling there

    • @vincentthekeeper2163
      @vincentthekeeper2163 3 года назад +7

      You're "worried" 😆 It was Tik Tok cringe minute 1.

    • @Dylangreat123
      @Dylangreat123 3 года назад +29

      @@danielespin9125 welcome to the internet, where most people aren’t neurotic ocd tweaks checking everything they type, or give a shit about grammar. You understood what he meant

    • @Bmbmq
      @Bmbmq 3 года назад +1

      I shall spread the word with my life

    • @Erl-j6y
      @Erl-j6y 3 года назад +1

      We already here

  • @Kali4niaLyfe
    @Kali4niaLyfe 2 месяца назад

    Better choose wisely Young Padawan 😂😂😂😂 and with one 👀 open too 😂😂😂

  • @VupzyPlays
    @VupzyPlays Год назад +573

    If a girl makes you choose between her and your hobbies then I don’t want that girl in my life.

    • @abdoucisse894
      @abdoucisse894 Год назад +20

      Bro it’s a joke

    • @Jay-son.
      @Jay-son. Год назад +47

      Men take their gaming very seriously, women shouldn't be asking stupid questions like that, obviously we're going to pick the ps5.

    • @fuego123
      @fuego123 Год назад +22

      ​@abdoucisse894 its a joke but there are woman like this

    • @UltimateTS64
      @UltimateTS64 Год назад +14

      @@abdoucisse894 We know, but still holds true regardless. My sisters thought I'd never get a gf until I gave up gaming.

    • @micklarsson117
      @micklarsson117 Год назад

      ​@@UltimateTS64But remember bro's before hoe's

  • @nemanjanemanjaa4551
    @nemanjanemanjaa4551 5 месяцев назад +694

    PS5 has a slim model.

    • @someOldBaldguy
      @someOldBaldguy 4 месяца назад +36

      Lmfao

    • @Idk29743
      @Idk29743 4 месяца назад +31

      how is this not popular😭😭😭

    • @king_noob_original
      @king_noob_original 4 месяца назад +7

      😂😂

    • @thandaplus
      @thandaplus 4 месяца назад +16

      Underrated comment

    • @nbeutler1134
      @nbeutler1134 4 месяца назад

      @@nemanjanemanjaa4551 nah she thick in all the right places

  • @Lazyahhguy378
    @Lazyahhguy378 7 месяцев назад +155

    Someone once told me “metal is better then plastic”

    • @zkam900
      @zkam900 6 месяцев назад +12

      Ain't no way 😭

    • @yashasbk4303
      @yashasbk4303 6 месяцев назад +7

      underrated comment fr

    • @ZayTh3God
      @ZayTh3God 6 месяцев назад +1

      W comment

  • @vikasprajapati4004
    @vikasprajapati4004 3 месяца назад +1

    A wise man will always choose PS5❤

  • @johnnyjoestar1184
    @johnnyjoestar1184 3 года назад +147

    Women: we're not objects
    Also women on socials:

    • @Romanov_Haircuts
      @Romanov_Haircuts 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @postbyte1
      @postbyte1 3 года назад +4

      100% this

    • @Jippurokku
      @Jippurokku 3 года назад +4

      Yeah they clearly dunno wtf equality is they think it's means give me everything

    • @carlitosway5204
      @carlitosway5204 3 года назад +3

      yeah like wtf is wrong with females nowadays

  • @nefty018
    @nefty018 Год назад +266

    The PS5 will appreciate your accomplishments by awarding you with trophies.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 10 месяцев назад +6

      THIS!!!

    • @kervet6046
      @kervet6046 10 месяцев назад +4

      😂 thanks for the laugh

    • @davnan73
      @davnan73 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @HisDudeness2020
    @HisDudeness2020 6 месяцев назад +1329

    A PS5 never says, "not tonight, I have a headache."

  • @diyarbro9269
    @diyarbro9269 Месяц назад

    We are the boys we never let each other down, we are all proud of you legend

  • @Anthony65498
    @Anthony65498 3 года назад +349

    She's the kinda girl who studies for COVID test and gets happy with a positive result.

    • @BenConsolegamer
      @BenConsolegamer 3 года назад +7

      Hahahahaha cracked me up!!

    • @naemer_dazeaff
      @naemer_dazeaff 3 года назад +1

      👏👏👏👏🤣

    • @errorerror5851
      @errorerror5851 3 года назад +2

      Gotta love dark humor

    • @PerritoLoca
      @PerritoLoca 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂☠️☠️

    • @rvmeth7070
      @rvmeth7070 2 года назад

      OOOOooooHhHhH Rooooasted my brudda. Up top Brotendo ! 🤟🤓🤓

  • @smitherzlegrande4654
    @smitherzlegrande4654 3 года назад +521

    Trust me, she’s hangin with the Boys too

  • @CrashoutMMA
    @CrashoutMMA 2 года назад +637

    I rather have a console then a controller.
    -david the baker

  • @Life-qo2uj
    @Life-qo2uj Месяц назад

    Ill never forget this video of this girl buying her bf this dope gaming set and dude breaking down a bit. She had the bro overwhelmed with the way she was always trying to bring him happiness and peace
    Nice little lesson for you hidden in there

  • @ZzzXshadowclone
    @ZzzXshadowclone 8 месяцев назад +89

    Bruh if someone smashed my console they would have signed a death wish

    • @THELONESAMURAI.X
      @THELONESAMURAI.X 7 месяцев назад +3

      Same nothings more important then my ps5 she's my baby

    • @Best1-4me
      @Best1-4me 7 месяцев назад +4

      Amen brothers. I'm with you, and all the money we've saved, could get each other out of jail.

    • @chrislarry438
      @chrislarry438 7 месяцев назад +4

      You got the right idea brotha

  • @mickehog76
    @mickehog76 Год назад +482

    Girlfriends will come and go. But a consol stays.

    • @richardlovelace8134
      @richardlovelace8134 Год назад +40

      One random arguement could end a long relationship, but no matter how many times I scream at that television, the system forgives. 😊

    • @718Fresh2Death
      @718Fresh2Death Год назад +10

      ​@@richardlovelace8134 lmmfao

    • @sav5296
      @sav5296 Год назад +7

      ​@@richardlovelace8134true

    • @msakbar12345
      @msakbar12345 Год назад +4

      "with no power, comes no responsility "
      -some say in the couch

    • @beauMax
      @beauMax Год назад +2

      Faaaaxx🫡

  • @Mighty-VizioN
    @Mighty-VizioN 7 месяцев назад +681

    A woman will cost you a hell of a lot more than the PS5. Financially, mentally, and emotionally 🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelguernsey7925
      @michaelguernsey7925 7 месяцев назад

      Exactly. We Don't Need Women To Destroy Our Lives As Men. As A Man Once You Get Married To A Women It's Going To Be Hell. A Divorce To A Woman Would Be A Bitch To Overcome As A Man.

    • @azerredits
      @azerredits 7 месяцев назад +31

      you forgot physically 💀💀

    • @lionheart9627
      @lionheart9627 6 месяцев назад +3

      Facts

    • @Killuminati-X
      @Killuminati-X 6 месяцев назад +4

      Lol physically it happened to me

    • @ED-209UHD
      @ED-209UHD 6 месяцев назад +2

      She’s a full on narcissist

  • @arijal1521
    @arijal1521 Месяц назад +2

    Omg I'm feeling shy by this . Being a woman is kinda hard, idk maybe!😅😅

  • @joshuacola2033
    @joshuacola2033 3 года назад +450

    women: WOMEN AREN’T OBJECTS! STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN!
    also women:

    • @9mycool
      @9mycool 3 года назад +28

      It's crazy man lol

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 года назад +12

      RIGHT? How dare women have a sense of humor and film funny videos!

    • @SpeedDemon_Editzzz
      @SpeedDemon_Editzzz 3 года назад +36

      @Kya kar loge naam jaan kar ? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🔥savage mate

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 года назад +8

      @Kya kar loge naam jaan kar ? ...and bumped into an incel?

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 года назад +2

      @@SpeedDemon_Editzzz lol you must've had a soft life.

  • @ianwest1624
    @ianwest1624 3 года назад +266

    Ps5 obviously she's replaceable but a ps5 is hard to find

    • @newmanc5019
      @newmanc5019 3 года назад +23

      Especially during this hard times

    • @atocb8411
      @atocb8411 3 года назад +4

      Haha this one got me lol.

    • @ianwest1624
      @ianwest1624 3 года назад +9

      @Bass&Drum actually its scalping here not lack of money

    • @rafegraves1453
      @rafegraves1453 3 года назад +4

      @@ianwest1624 I think he means that in Germany they buy them at scalped prices.

    • @ianwest1624
      @ianwest1624 3 года назад +9

      @@rafegraves1453 even if he meant it that way still a ignorant statement

  • @thearchitectofthehounds9815
    @thearchitectofthehounds9815 3 года назад +183

    So, basically, 90 minutes of pleasure, with the possibility of her cheating on you, or just using you for money, Or endless memories in PlayStation Party with the guys? Like Negan said: I simply cannot decide.

    • @Phoenix-wu8bo
      @Phoenix-wu8bo 3 года назад

      I love negan

    • @Lupzen
      @Lupzen 3 года назад +19

      90 minutes.? Fuck more like 5 mins.

    • @Dude30977
      @Dude30977 3 года назад +1

      @@Lupzen It’s 45 times over a few months

    • @maryzakiandourrugrats4671
      @maryzakiandourrugrats4671 3 года назад +1

      *9 minutes of pleasure ftfy

    • @Dude30977
      @Dude30977 3 года назад +5

      @@maryzakiandourrugrats4671 Mr. big shot over here. No need to brag

  • @ondrobartos2203
    @ondrobartos2203 2 месяца назад

    woman will bring you joy once a time

  • @TheJacob5676
    @TheJacob5676 2 года назад +158

    Never pick a relationship over something that can actually last 😆

    • @void7133
      @void7133 2 года назад

      Well ps5 sometimes doesn’t last (some people break it)

  • @B.Aboobaker
    @B.Aboobaker 3 года назад +74

    Ps5 will never break my heart. This is a no-brainer.

    • @AmericaTheSimpleMinded
      @AmericaTheSimpleMinded 2 года назад

      It’s also not a person, and can’t help in you in your real, actual life.

    • @B.Aboobaker
      @B.Aboobaker 2 года назад +1

      @@AmericaTheSimpleMinded speak for yourself buddy

    • @vittorio6117
      @vittorio6117 2 года назад

      @@AmericaTheSimpleMinded its a fockin joke calm down boomer

    • @__-lu3xy
      @__-lu3xy 2 года назад

      @@AmericaTheSimpleMinded 😐👉🚪

  • @Viking_guitarist
    @Viking_guitarist Год назад +760

    Ps5 gives more happiness than a woman ever could 😂😂😂

    • @abhilashsundaram2432
      @abhilashsundaram2432 Год назад

      You’re definitely a virgin 😂

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni Год назад +12

      Me doing the Cayo Perico glitch for the 1000x time.

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni Год назад +6

      @@Willpower_26 Also PS5: Shuts down forever with his goal fullfilled🥹

    • @abdoucisse894
      @abdoucisse894 Год назад

      You’re one of the guys that must not get much pleasure from being with girls huh

    • @vincentmorgan900
      @vincentmorgan900 Год назад +11

      It will give you peak happiness in September 2025

  • @Apotheke76
    @Apotheke76 2 месяца назад +1

    PS5 of course, PS5 don't ask stupid question!

  • @UhmActually.
    @UhmActually. 2 года назад +427

    "I would rather have a PS5 than just a controller."

  • @hazysundaysband
    @hazysundaysband 3 года назад +70

    I swear I'm losing more and more braincells the more I look through yt shorts.

    • @cubafrank
      @cubafrank 3 года назад

      Yes,
      Welcome .

    • @aleclawrence3993
      @aleclawrence3993 3 года назад +7

      You are. We all are. It’s awful. Tik tok has ruined everything.

  • @paulblaser4146
    @paulblaser4146 3 года назад +322

    Always choose the one that isn’t giving you the ultimatum.

    • @rubenkriel1627
      @rubenkriel1627 3 года назад

      @Asaf Ostraich 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nahpeace372
      @nahpeace372 3 года назад

      ps5 wins by default everytime lol

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 2 месяца назад +2

    You can use a PS5 whenever you want. Yo girl chooses when you use her.

  • @bigpickenergy5321
    @bigpickenergy5321 2 года назад +212

    "A brother might stab you in the back, a woman definitely will, but a PlayStation will never leave your side." 😁

  • @khalicomusic5191
    @khalicomusic5191 Год назад +418

    Funny how being seductive is their only bargaining tool😂

    • @jamesburch2280
      @jamesburch2280 Год назад +42

      Of course it’s seductive, I get to play on Spider-Man 2 and the last of us remaster on it

    • @Youssif_u8392
      @Youssif_u8392 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@jamesburch2280 Better playing Spider-Man 2 than getting sued during a breakup 😁

    • @PowderedVoltage
      @PowderedVoltage 11 месяцев назад +7

      Speaks volumes honestly.

    • @Matt_567
      @Matt_567 11 месяцев назад

      @@Youssif_u8392 Playstation is the worst brand, Xbox will make you feel better

    • @NameSpaceVoid
      @NameSpaceVoid 11 месяцев назад

      A woman’s sex appeal is her greatest asset and everyone knows it. Women without sex appeal are at a massive disadvantage to men it might as well not be on the scale

  • @iamfiefo
    @iamfiefo 10 месяцев назад +121

    The PS5 will never have to make you choose.

  • @Vinay-j8v
    @Vinay-j8v Месяц назад +3

    I miss someone luc
    And I except to give like
    U earn my heart felt

  • @gilgamesh10
    @gilgamesh10 9 месяцев назад +727

    PS5 has a slim version.

    • @HooxNZ
      @HooxNZ 8 месяцев назад +9

      Hahaha

    • @jayhovah5621
      @jayhovah5621 8 месяцев назад +23

      Omg... I'm not going to say this girl is even what I would consider thick... But those clothes are so ridiculously unflattering 😂

    • @zonxgi
      @zonxgi 8 месяцев назад +8

      Oooh.. that was devastating! 😄

    • @PinkoKane
      @PinkoKane 8 месяцев назад +7

      I came to write something similar, but it wouldn't be as good as this comment.

    • @amogussus21
      @amogussus21 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jayhovah5621nice broom

  • @michaelschneider1462
    @michaelschneider1462 Год назад +440

    This is why I’m glad to be single

    • @Lamarriea
      @Lamarriea Год назад +13

      Exactly u get play on the ps5 all u want without dealing with my girlfriend

    • @A2goddess
      @A2goddess Год назад +5

      Play with your girlfriend for fun parties to hangout.

    • @derekmarshall5659
      @derekmarshall5659 Год назад +23

      My girlfriend just plays her pc or Switch while I'm on my ps5, or xbox. Than we smash after a session. And we go right back to gaming. I'd rather not be single.

    • @dantasticmania8728
      @dantasticmania8728 Год назад

      You've gotta be pretty stupid if you honestly believe this video is 100% legit and not some click bait garbage.

    • @Ty-J_250
      @Ty-J_250 Год назад

      Lool

  • @cheesehead500
    @cheesehead500 9 месяцев назад +814

    Why choose for a simple piece of plastic designed to entertain simple men instead of a PS5?

  • @hugo85424
    @hugo85424 2 месяца назад +1

    Good choice. Anything with an off button is always the way !

  • @forefatherofmankind3305
    @forefatherofmankind3305 3 года назад +58

    "He will get bored with ur booty after 2 rounds but with PS5 there's no end in the sight"
    -SUN TZU

    • @koushiks_energy
      @koushiks_energy 3 года назад +3

      Such wisdom

    • @diorosa9440
      @diorosa9440 3 года назад +9

      Fun tzu

    • @Tetris_Effect
      @Tetris_Effect 3 года назад +5

      @Florian T You must never have played a ps5.
      Op is right 2 rounds on the Mrs and bored.
      3 days straight on the P4 I still don't want to stop.

    • @nahpeace372
      @nahpeace372 3 года назад +1

      Wise man indeed

  • @ssjMaximum22Goku
    @ssjMaximum22Goku 2 года назад +131

    Damn, this makes me love my PS5 even more 😂

  • @DG_2725
    @DG_2725 3 года назад +539

    Unfortunately women think the world revolves around them and their “ass”. If she’s giving you an ultimatum, she is not the one bro. That means she’d leave in a heartbeat if you do what she doesn’t want. It’s controlling and abusive

    • @marmitaa8619
      @marmitaa8619 3 года назад +11

      Lmao.

    • @Sinn0100
      @Sinn0100 3 года назад +38

      You're absolutely correct. This is what control looks like and he shouldn't allow it.

    • @Sinn0100
      @Sinn0100 3 года назад +25

      @S D
      We get that, or most understand that it's a joke. However, it hits a little too close to home for some. I myself have witnessed this kind of thing first hand and have walked more than once.

    • @thelastspartan
      @thelastspartan 3 года назад +3

      Dammmmnnnn amen! 🙏 Amen!!!! Pastor DGembo22 well said!!! Lemme get an amen 🙏

    • @juniortj9428
      @juniortj9428 3 года назад +10

      They say wiggle the giggle attract foolish men. Grab the PS5 bro. You don't need a woman who is damaged like that, comparing herself with PS5. Be warned tho, you choose PS5, better sleep with your eyes open.

  • @Tajny_PL
    @Tajny_PL 2 месяца назад +4

    Being horny or sex without wanna have kids is sin.
    I m catholic.
    I m prefer PS5 at this situation.

    • @Orthorydn
      @Orthorydn 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Tajny_PL w brother. I have the same belief as an Orthodox Christian

  • @Kairu99
    @Kairu99 3 года назад +76

    The ps5 is gonna last longer than their relationship with an attitude like that

    • @VergilYamato8
      @VergilYamato8 2 года назад +2

      True very true

    • @adventure_gamer8179
      @adventure_gamer8179 2 года назад +6

      Also there are less PS5‘s than these girls…
      (7 Months later)

    • @jun4466
      @jun4466 2 года назад +6

      The fact that she has to give him an ultimatum shows her level of insecurity. She's not worth it at all.

  • @thegreyarea9304
    @thegreyarea9304 7 месяцев назад +173

    A PS5 has never cheated on me......

    • @Ditto11.11
      @Ditto11.11 7 месяцев назад +4

      Right

    • @georgemuggleton6571
      @georgemuggleton6571 6 месяцев назад +4

      My ps2 let me cousin play her all night. PS4 been loyal so far.

    • @DestructoCopter
      @DestructoCopter 6 месяцев назад

      Except Jacob is mass effect 2

  • @brandon7269
    @brandon7269 3 года назад +150

    Ps5 easily. One time payment for 100+ hours of fun vs a walking headache

    • @mayhemjr.803
      @mayhemjr.803 3 года назад

      You make a very good argument

    • @portalviewaustralia2684
      @portalviewaustralia2684 3 года назад

      Yeah kiss your hand every night

    • @zay1025
      @zay1025 3 года назад +5

      @@portalviewaustralia2684 you do know men get tierd of women, right.. it's not like a 24/7, rest of your life erection.. sex isn't that pivitol, if you get it often.

    • @skipperpl6260
      @skipperpl6260 3 года назад

      Pick the girl, use her money to get the PS5 again, profit

    • @steelersgirl3063
      @steelersgirl3063 3 года назад

      🤣

  • @Mxckmxlone
    @Mxckmxlone 2 месяца назад

    The boys “AGAIN” you know😂😂😂

  • @justquan1805
    @justquan1805 3 года назад +86

    The way i think of it is…my console has picked me up from depressed times…my console loves me unconditionally…my console has been with me when no one else was…and if for some reason i lose you my console will still b there

    • @lordspalse0062
      @lordspalse0062 3 года назад +15

      I cried when I sold my ps4 pro despite already buying a ps5.

    • @russiankodiak6849
      @russiankodiak6849 3 года назад +13

      @@lordspalse0062 I don’t resale, I usually just buy the new consoles while keeping the old ones. I got a PS3, PS4, and PS5. I sometimes hop on the PS3 to relive Black Ops 2 and my old Minecraft maps that I can’t transfer 😔

    • @lordspalse0062
      @lordspalse0062 3 года назад +1

      @@russiankodiak6849 wow i miss blackops 2 so much.

    • @russiankodiak6849
      @russiankodiak6849 3 года назад +1

      @@lordspalse0062 I still play it sometimes for the memories, tho there aren’t many people on nowadays 😕

    • @coryhoneycutt3699
      @coryhoneycutt3699 2 года назад

      A good woman can do all those things.

  • @bryanp4827
    @bryanp4827 2 года назад +40

    Best answer
    A REAL woman wouldn't even ask that question...

  • @geoffreychauvin1474
    @geoffreychauvin1474 3 года назад +100

    You can always turn the ps5 on, my girl seems to be out of service most of the time lol

    • @JaY2-1
      @JaY2-1 2 года назад +2

      Bro... Hell yeah you should stick your drive in your ps5.

    • @NewBeganningsAgain
      @NewBeganningsAgain 2 года назад

      Periods suck but are also good. Gives us up to a week to play our beloved Video games.

    • @JaY2-1
      @JaY2-1 2 года назад

      @@NewBeganningsAgain bro if I'm getting ONLY A WEEK of video games, dat bitch Is going to the motherfukin' curve "amen, hallelujah"
      - slow burn

    • @andjelkovicjasmin2954
      @andjelkovicjasmin2954 2 года назад

      Is your girl more often out of service than PSN?

  • @robertjohnson8806
    @robertjohnson8806 Месяц назад +1

    If she even has to ask this question. Then you are in the wrong relationship.

  • @CJonesJr92
    @CJonesJr92 8 месяцев назад +75

    i’m choosing video games over any woman. video games get me thru the toughest times in life.

    • @Zemoux
      @Zemoux 7 месяцев назад +5

      same

    • @LatinGiudo817
      @LatinGiudo817 7 месяцев назад +5

      Facts. Games before dames 🎮

    • @romart03
      @romart03 7 месяцев назад

      So your mom as well ? Damn, looks like you just have a sucky family

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 7 месяцев назад

      Screw you

    • @Ditto11.11
      @Ditto11.11 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hmm

  • @bless6749
    @bless6749 2 года назад +266

    Imagine being her dad and seeing this. Rip

    • @knowyourg658
      @knowyourg658 2 года назад +52

      What dad??😂😂

    • @YoungFitnessYT
      @YoungFitnessYT 2 года назад +19

      @@knowyourg658 💀

    • @alexsp7086
      @alexsp7086 2 года назад +5

      Wow if your dad would flip out then he has issues. How do you think your parents made you and talked to each other.

    • @dontworryaboutit5490
      @dontworryaboutit5490 2 года назад +20

      @@alexsp7086 Most fathers don’t want their daughters looking/acting trashy online.

    • @dontworryaboutit5490
      @dontworryaboutit5490 2 года назад +24

      @@alexsp7086 my parents had sex to have me. They also never made shitty videos degrading themselves for virtually no money on RUclips shorts

  • @jaywhitaker1147
    @jaywhitaker1147 2 года назад +120

    The comment section is what makes this vid the absolute best lmao

  • @swetaswarnakar828
    @swetaswarnakar828 2 месяца назад +1

    I am gonna choose ps5 thank u😊😊😊😊

  • @godhatesesau
    @godhatesesau 3 месяца назад +34

    PS5 doesn’t complain, ask for food , gets turns on with one button, stays home, always there when u need it, good with your friend, doesn’t bleed, , etc

    • @Nottblot
      @Nottblot Месяц назад

      Doesn’t bleed is crazy

  • @Kin0001
    @Kin0001 2 года назад +335

    This ain’t even a question of course I’d go with the Ps5

  • @jayt6571
    @jayt6571 Месяц назад

    He already hit that! No need to choose her anymore lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @PhinneusPrune
    @PhinneusPrune Год назад +364

    Get it done in under 5 minutes and you will be back on the PS5 in no time.

    • @TOPNEEDSHELP
      @TOPNEEDSHELP Год назад +28

      Damn gang 5 mins a lil long shii 30 sec n it will do finna be on the ps5 in no time😂

    • @jayay5881
      @jayay5881 Год назад +4

      Ahahahahaha

    • @trineedamian
      @trineedamian Год назад +6

      10 minutes off the Henny 😉

    • @newt2120
      @newt2120 Год назад +6

      @@TOPNEEDSHELP facts bruh! 5 mins way too long

    • @NuLORD66
      @NuLORD66 Год назад

      😅😅😂