I AM NOT JESSICA CHASTAIN (Bryce Dallas Howard)
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- Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024
- Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Zombeavers, Silence! The Musical).
Bryce Dallas Howard performed by Stephanie Koenig.
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Man, Jessica Chastain has a beautiful singing voice.
Not sure if troll or....
@@Valeriamtzp i'm 100% a troll
@@theveryworstluck1894 thank you hahha, this is all so meta that i get confused sometimes 🤣
You monster! XD
I thought it was bryce
I thought I knew the difference but I was struggling through all these clips.
LouisDTV I could tell them apart until I watched this video now I am so confused.
LouisDTV Jessica has a cleft chin whereas Bryce does not. That's the only way I could ever tell them apart.
The one who looks angry, sad and bitchy that is Bryce. 😂
MisterMysterious Bryce also has a cleft chin. her face is a bit fuller though
When she sings I AM NOT, you can see Bryce and when JESSICA CHASTAIN you can see Jessica
It's been 5 years and I still find myself coming back to this song every once in a while.
Me too!
SAME, ALL OF THEM!!!!!
Yeah, sometimes I need to remind myself about what a force BDH is to be reckoned with...
Same
Me, too 😂
"Is this payback for the role I stole in twilight?" hahahaha!
I gasped
Toonna Obi-Okoye four years later I’m answering that I never fucking knew it was her!
That is the one that got me! I ***so** resented her tole there and T4 as I preferred the actresses she replaced
@@Stanlos same hahahaha i fucking laughed out loud on this one....same point I prefer the original victoria
@@Stanlos amen. She changed the character to a whole new personality.. kinda sucks at ... acting like someone else
Lol
It actually sounds like a legitimate Disney song lol
Especially the "I am Bryce Dallas FUCKING Howard" part :P
Not as cancerous as the Disney musical trash
@@The80sWolf_ Bryce has quite a melodic voice I think. She actually can sing.
@@brianfordhamm2740 yeah she can she once did on a interview it was actually better then some actual singers
Yeah and i notices that jessica is perfect as merinda of brave, oh wait i mean bryce.
Wtf Chastain and Howard BOTH have a role in The Help, how am I supposed to handle this?!
Pokefan2199 One was a blonde, other was a brunette, hard to confuse them there.
i kept the notes through the film, and had to remind myself who is who every time one pops up in the scene
Mackey Also one was likable and the other was a racist bitch who literally ate shit.
I remember when I was watching it for the first time, I kept getting confused like 'wait who is this again?' 'wait is this the antagonist?' lol now I can totally see the difference
lmao i literally thought bryce was celia and jessica was hilly
You have to make a new one with Isla Fischer singing "I am NOT Amy Adams!" Pleeeaseeew
Omg yes !!! 😂 this will be very good too 😆
She kinda did something like that
and both of them played in Nocturnal Animals
Omg, please!
Dias Amreyev Clever play on audience confusion. Isla wasn’t credited for that movie.
This song has been randomly popping into my head for over four years now!! Still a bop.
Tatiana Carina haha me too! I came back to look for it 🤣
same, I revisit this once in a while lol
Bryce Dallas FUCKING Howard.
I wish I had an epic name like that.
Fun Fact : Ron Howard himself got mixed up seeing Jessica Chastain in an Apple store thinking that was his daughter. Even the dad got himself confused too 😂😂😂
That is so funny! I just remembered reading the very same thing, and thinking if I was Jessica Chastain, I would be thinking in my head, "Oh, my GOD! Ron Howard - RON HOWARD thinks I am his daughter???? What in the hell do I say?????" And then respond with, "Well, I'm not Bryce. I'm . . . well . . . I am Jessica Chastain . . .
speaking of which whatever happened to these two? are they more victims of hollywood gingercide?
@@cagneybillingsley2165 What happened to what? Jessica and Ron? I'm pretty they're perfectly fine 🤷 Jessica managed to avoid typecast to avoid Hollywood gingercide
@@cagneybillingsley2165well Bryce Dallas Howard made a lot of money from the mediocre Jurassic World series and then had a flop with Argyle. I think she is pivoting towards directing. She also is at that age where she might just be focusing more on family life as she ages out of the younger female lead roles.
As for Jessica Chastain, she pretty much just does art house films now or films that have a shot at an Oscar nomination. Once you reach that point in your career you can focus more on doing films you like vs. films to pay the bills (unless you are bad with money like Nicholas Cage).
TL;DR they both have had decent careers. While Jessica Chastain is definitely the more critically acclaimed actress, Bryce Dallas Howard has done her fair share of franchise films and more popular Oscar type films.
@@jonathanbowers8964agreed on all points! Both are very talented!!!
How is this not viral?
Our channel is broken!
Because they forgot to post it on Reddit. Everything viral goes through reddit these days.
"I am Bryce Dallas fucking Howard, hear me roar" This was awesome, thanks for making it. Btw, you should really post lyrics.
gosh!
' I am Bryce Dallas Fucking Howard hear me roar' gets me everytime.
such a good song, it's been stuck in my head forever and I am not mad about it.
This song keeps getting stuck in my head out of nowhere and i'm never mad about it
I'm obsessed with this song
Really funny, not to mention a great song too!
Randy Butternubs Thank you!
legolambs Is there anywhere we can hear more from the singer? She has a great voice.
+Randy Butternubs Totally (y) *seconds that motion*
+Randy Butternubs Beauty and the Beast, the musical (NSFW)
Holy fuck this girl can sing.
she doesn't have have a summer movie, what a bummer! hahahahaH
All those Jurassic Parks later, now she does!
Plot twist: Jessica Chastain gave the vocals for this song.
I’ve lost count of for how many year’s I’ve been listening to this absolute BOP. I kinda need it on streaming services… what a perfect writing this has, this would absolutely blow up Broadway.
As a pop culture lover, I am very thankful for this brilliant video.
Why do I never get tired of this? 😂 so much fun! I can only tell them apart when they are side by side! 😂.
they're both so beautiful
UPDATE: A RUclips bug has deleted over 40K views and half of the comments from this video. We hope they will be restored at some point.
the bastards..first rambo now jessica..youtuuuubbeeee!
We blame Jessica Chastain
The worst part is my guilt over not being sure which clips are of Bryce and which are of Jessica.
JC is the one with sharper and more defined face
BDH is the one with rounder face and bigger eyes
@@quakethedoombringer when Bryce is thinner it is harder to tell but when she gains weight for roles, she looks a lot different.
I tell them apart by Jessica Chastain's chin dimple
What? I thought they were all Bryce and that's why she was showing them lol
If i didn't read the caption I would probably thought that it was the real Bryce Dallas Howard who sang the song 😂. Shout out to Stephanie koening! Her voice resemblance is uncanny
I have to admit; they do look alike so much! The fact that they were both in The Help (one of my favourite movies ever) doesn't help either. But the thing I'm most embarassed about is that I had no idea that Bryce Dallas Howard has been in that many movies already. I've only seen her in The Help and I honestly thought she was a 'new' actress. Oh the shame!
Everything was going so well
This just isn't fair
I was here first
The world's falling under a spell
Of a girl with red hair
It's as though I've been cursed
I apologize for breaking the illusion
But it's time I put an end to the confusion
I am NOT Jessica Chastain
I'm the one from "Lady in the water"
For Christ's sake I am Ron Howard's daughter
So behold this sad refrain
I am NOT Jessica Chastain
So don't you tell me I was great in "Interstellar"
Go up to Jessica instead and you can tell her
See her face and know my pain
Jessica Chastain
Everywhere I go I hear them
Whispering, wondering
"Isn't that her?" - Yes
That's Jessica Chastain
We were both in "The Help" - Yes
But who did I play?
You don't know, it's a blur
Thanks to Jessica Chastain
All the critics once
Considered me a highlight
Is this payback for the role
I stole in "Twilight"?
I am NOT Jessica Chastain
I am Bryce Dallas f***ing Howard, hear me roar
Don't you remember me from "Terminator 4"?
You are driving me insane
I am NOT Jessica Chastain
But I could've been the one who stopped Osama
And I could've dyed my hair and been in "Mama"
All my loss has been her gain
I am NOT Jessica Chastain
As I'll be happily reminding you this summer
She doesn't have a summer movie, what a bummer
Do you like my brand campaign
Oh, I simply want to act and entertain
So, tell me please how many times must I explain
Is there someone I can contact to complain?
I am NOT - Jessica Chastain
I can't stop listening
In Bryce Dallas reaction video, she took off those sun glasses like: 'I'm the one with the pretty eyes guys, so take that Jessica.'
Where can I find this video?:)
This is Bryce Dallas‘s video? They’re not that hard to tell apart....
Very talented singer, and very enjoyable, clever song. Well done! I’ll try to tell you two apart.
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER CREATED!
An I just heard it today for the first time ! Twenty times in a row!
9 years later, still enjoying this Masterpiece!
Chastain, Bryce and Christina Hendricks need to star in a Movie together. They can call it "The holy Ginger Trinity"
Gavin48 Ginger Snaps 4.
+ Amy Adams. The Red Ladies Quartet.
Chris T Ginger Snaps was Katharine Isabelle. Who I am pretty sure isn't even a natural redhead D:
I was saying those three should be in a Ginger Snaps movie
Gavin48 I'd watch it :-D
Happy Birthday Jessica Chastain, still obsessed with this!
Stephanie ur voice is HEAVENLY!!! I did not know
I saw this, like, a year ago, and it comes into my head often enough I feel like I have to listen to it again. Thanks?
Never getting old
"Don't call me Margot"- Samara Weaving
Featuring Jamie Pressley and Kristine Froseth.
👀😱😱😱😱😱
@@NJGuy1973 with rising star Emma Mackey
@@haiqal5333 Yeah, she kinda does look like a brunette Jamie Pressley. I don't watch her show, so I had to Google her, but yeah.
They all can have group therapy lol
THIS IS ICONIIIIIC AND WILL ALWAYS REMAIN SO
Awesome
YourMovieSucksDOTorg He has spoken
YourMovieSucksDOTorg He has spoken
YourMovieSucksDOTorg Look up the term "distancing effect" coined by playwright Bertolt Brecht. Now redo your review for Nymphomaniac.
There he is!
YourMovieSucksDOTorg This is, like, the second time I've run into you by coincidence in a day. FATE.
This is a great performance by Jessica Chastain.
Why is not this song on Spotify??
I was wondering the same question!
I feel like I'm the only person that doesn't get them mixed up
no you're not. every time I see pics of them next to each other i know exactly who's who without thinking twice...
Ironically I didn’t until i saw this and now i need a moment or two
jessica has more defined face shape but bryce has that distinct lip and eyes. gets harder when they have a lot of makeup on.
I never did, I knew they were both red heads but never mixed them up
I know who's who!
I'm literally in tears laughing with this. Awesome song too, very catchy.
I love Bryce Dallas Howard
I am not Katy Perry - A song by Zoey Deschanel feat Emily Blunt
NessHenri remix with Taylor Schilling
And cover by Mia Kirshner
Lyrics by Siwan Morris.
Guest appearance by Katie Featherston.
@@elstormo With an extended solo by Lizzy Caplan
you know, the fact that Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard were both in The Help might confuse things even more.
Angie Bee It did help that Jessica was a blonde in that film or at least wearing a blonde wig.
Exactly
This was just wonderful. Brilliantly written (melodically and lyrically) and incredibly well-sung. You've got another sub. Well done!
I remember being so in love with them when this came out 😂 They're both so talented and gorgeous, I couldn't help it
I LOVE this song, the sentiment behind it, and the fact she is kindof making fun of herself. She obviously has a great sense of humor!
Yes but it's not even Bryce Dallas Howard who is singing the song 😂
Bryce Dallas Howard didn't even write the song either btw
Perfect.
so powerful
this is a masterpiece
UPDATE: Bryce Dallas Reaction to this song: instagram.com/p/3suh74PKmO/
legolambs Now we need to see Jessica Chastain's reaction. Or was that it above? Shit, I'm confused.
Art Vandelay Jessica already posted Bryce Dallas vine video in her instagram. Or is it the other way around?
Damn it! We need to go deeper!
Brian Fantana You see what I mean? It's racking my brain!
Art Vandelay This is so confusing, it's like a worm hole to the Jurassic period.
Art Vandelay "It's racking my brain" rhymes with "Jessica Chastain." That's all.
I never even had an issue telling them apart. I can totally see the issue now though. Lol this is pretty funny.
This song actually keeps popping up in my head all the time ever since I heard it. I might unironically add it to my playlist.
stephanie's vocals tho DAMN
Can't get enough of this video.
This never gets old 🤣
Cool song and also very funny jajahahahaa
Jessica Chastain's Facebook page posted a short clip of Bryce Dallas Howard actually singing this song. It's how I found this video
This is by far my favorite comic song from this group. Of course I like the Arnold ones but this one is really well done.
Isn't that her? YES! That's Jessica Chastaaaain!
Never get tired of watching this. Absolutely brilliant.
OMG!! The day I saw "Tree of Life," I was like, "Bryce is _amazing_ in this!" At the end, my friend was like, "WTF you talking about? Bryce Dallas Howard isn't in this film!" I was adamant and we stayed for the credits. I was like, "Jess… _WTF is Jessica Chastain?!?_ o.O" I spent that evening on the internet, tormented over the similarities, convinced I was being _gaslighted._ And I found a picture of them together in a restaurant where they were (at the time, me just having seen Jess for the first time) indistinguishable. In fact, there'd been a poll, and a perfect 50/50 split on which one was which.
It was the closest to insane I've ever felt in my life!! x^D Thank you so much for this! It's so good to hear that I'm not alone!!
I’m listening to this at 1 in the morning trying so hard not to laugh cos it’s wake up my whole family 😂😂
At first I thought this was Bryce singing. That would have been awesome.
And I’m back again. Honestly one of my favorite things on RUclips. 🎉❤
“For Christ’s sake I’m Ron Howard’s daughter.” XD
And one day Ron saw Jessica and thought she was Bryce, BIGGEST LOL EVER
I really love this video, specially the last images!
Both are brilliant actresses, shame some people cant recall which one is which one. Btw lyrics and song is very entertaining. Well done
I knew how to tell the difference easily, this clip got me so confused and had to watch it 100 times to finally master the difference
The rhyme with Ossama and Drama is fantastic
I loved Bryce in Zero Dark 30
that scene where she pops out of the water but tom cruise lops her head off with a sword omg
I love this song
For years now I've been wondering why this channels vids are ranging in the 300k's instead of 30 millions.
What a beautiful song!
Featured on Conan! Congrats!
Funny song. I love both of these talented gorgeous ladies.
Very nice video, but why did you just use clips of jessica chastaine?
This is great
is it bad that i can't tell the difference between jessica chastain and bryce dallas howard in those clips?
it never gets old
When you memorize all the lyrics in one go and then it becomes your life...
Me ahaha
I love her
This singer sounds a lot like Amy Adams.
Isha Fisher*
this is such a classic. watching in 2024!
"I am not Je-e-ff Daniels. Why do you have make me feel glummer? I was never ever ever in Dumb and Dumber. This is all have to say, I'm Bill Pullman from Independence Day!"
Simply the best thing on the internet
1:03 Literally my thoughts when I was watching The Help
Fav Bryce Dallas
This is so awesome, I laughing so hard hahahaha I wake up my entire family. I also think Eddie Redmayne look a like Jessica and them bum He made a movie as a girl. I though Jessica was The Danish girl. I am so confuse right now
This has actually blown my mind 🤯These two are so identical they’ve managed to avoid every celebrity lookalike article ever made because everyone writing them clearly thought they were the same person too.
"I am Bryce Dallas fucking Howard, hear me roooooaaaar!"
Oh my God didn’t expect this to be so funny! 😂
I heard that it isn't Bryce Dallas Howard singing this. The actual vocalist is Stephanie Koenig.
:D :D Superb. I personally can tell you apart already for cca 16 years and always knew which one I was watching. But I understand the confusion, you two do look like beautiful twins
Bryce Dallas Howard needs to voice a Disney Princess ASAP
She didn't sing this song...
pdk9087 Oh. Who sang it
@@lem1738 it's all in the description.
Bryce Dallas Howard performed by Stephanie Koenig.
Sverr Oh shit. You mean the Stephanie Koenig girl who does videos with Brian Jordan Alvarez, she’s a red head too and would look exactly like Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard if it weren’t for her eye color
This is hilarious😂 “hear me roar” 😂😂❤
when will this be available on iTunes? I love it so much!
She has an amazing voice!
The funniest thing is that Ron Howard once got them mixed up.
whaaat it's his own daughter 😭 I'm dead
Imagine mistaking your own daughter for someone who doesn't even look like her though