We made a sneaky bonus episode to round off Season 2. Something to capture this government's desperation as it faces the electorate after three years of unbridled Scottfuckery. And more importantly, to remind folks to hold the line and keep up the pressure during this final week, which is when it could literally go either way.
The Scottfuckery is of biblical proportions. Australia, you know what to do, vote out the worst government in our history including PM Scotty from dressups so we can go back to watcing 40k warhammer clips and vloggers living their best lives.
Already cast my early vote (1 Greens 2 Labor 3 Independent) in a highly marginal electorate, incumbent Independent vs Liberal. Federal ICAC soon, hopefully.
Just remember Australia has 6 coal plants, china has 3200 and Australia is shutting down our 6 to "save the world". Also take note it takes 30 years to recover the ENERGY costs of making a giant wind turbine, which they break within the 30 years usually. Don't be stupid enough to vote greens, please!
Except they are for the greens also known as liberal and labor. They are basically aware of what has happened and are now discrediting actually lagit challengers to liberal and labour causing liberal or Labour to win again. Totally obvious if you look at who they targeted. If you notice they targeted anyone that isn't greens hmmm. Yet greens handed the win to liberal last time. My point is all three are a team that works to keep things to benefit them and there donor's.
Honestly the whole Scotty can change bullshit is like an abusive husband telling his wife not to leave and take the kids because he will be better and we all know how that works out
And why would we want him to change? Under SCOMO we have had record low unemployment, interest rates, and inflation levels. Do you remember the last time we had a Labor government? during the Gillard/Rudd era: interest rates around 6% (they are now at 0.35), unemployment rates also at around 6% (they are currently around 4%) Inflation around 4% (it has been around 2 for the last several years under SCOMO)
"THERE'S A BOAT FULL OF CHINESE TRANS ATHLETES OFF THE COAST OF WA!!" 🤣👌👍 The bullhorn, crazy eyes and messed up hair is pure perfection. It's exactly how all their "messaging" comes across. Glad to be in a country where I can be a patron of The Department of Genuine Satire. I love you guys, thanks for supporting us all through these difficult times❤
I'm from the blue mountains and when a local asked scott morrison why he decided to abandon us during the fires, flooding and draughts he simply walked off and let the afp arrested the man. Keep in mind scott was in a local blue mountains pub at the time. Hopefully people will remember that because we sure do here.
If people vote that way, sure. There just seems to be so many rusted-on liberal voters that will vote for whatever conservative puppet is put in front of them. Although I'm not a conservative by party, I think there should be a party that wants to provide for conserve ideals, like being able to own your own home. Or not have your home flooded due to unnecessarily, because someone in government is paid to make it more likely. As an example we had the "The Minister for Energy and Emissions Reduction" complain about a coal mine potentially being closed early. I'll repeat that "The Minister for Energy Reductions" was complaining about continuing energy emissions continuing, with no plan apart from a slogan of 2050. No plan. The "The Minister for Energy Reductions" has no plan for reducing emissions.
Are you aware that bushfires are a state problem? It's not the responsibility of the federal government to sort out. The federal government only steps in when they are asked, due to having very few resources to assist with. They literally only have the ADF available to use...
This is my only source for Australian political commentary. I think I picked the right one. edit: some of y'all can't take a joke... never trust one media source to 100%
lol ... The gov and media lackies has been lying, Gaslightinng, triangulating, terrorising, manipulating to cause harm. All behaviors of a sociopath. The gov has been abusive towards the population for decades, The one party system, in which it has several names to give people the idea they have a choice. People vote for best leaders of their land ? , or do they choose the lesser of two evils ? = No Choice. manipulation.
But come on, give the guy a break. He's had a tough time of it. Work's been hard, you know, with all the bushfires and stuff, the pandemic, the submarines, a bit of a bungle with the stimulus role out and the vaccines. He's just a little bit stressed at the moment. He hasn't watched his finances either and has just got the credit card bill in the mail. $1.3b. Surely you can see it in your heart to forgive him? We've all been there, haven't we? Think about the kids and what it will do to them. I'll tell you what. "How 'bout we go on a little holiday"? "Hawaii, perhaps"? A bit of a break and we'll be good as gold again. I promise, things will change, but you've got to do your part. He can't do this all on his own. You're going to have to change too, for this to really work out.
@Shannon Jaensch Tell that to the millions murdered by their partners. They choose to be dead according to you. BTW, most of the murdered are men, the fefale did it by proxy. Had others do her dirty work.
Congratulations y'all... I'm absolutely in ❤ with all of y'all. For 40 years I've wanted to visit Australia; now I want to live there. Any chance you could reproduce your success in the US? Celebrate some today. Love those smiles
Make no mistake, we *cannot* assume the LNP will lose. Most of rural Australia will vote for them no, *matter, WHAT.* This isn't over until we actually see them do the walk of shame out of Parliament House.
@@allgameplays closest major party would be Labour but they are much better than the Democratic Party since they give us stuff like NDIS and Medicare while the democrats don’t do that type of stuff (the main similarity is they are both ‘centre-left’). There is the Australian Democratic Party but they are very minor and have very little chance of winning a single seat
i love how out of right field this looks (as someone that doesnt watch the nightly news or TV), then i accidently see the ads... never stop being you guys, please.
I just had the biggest snort-laugh in a long time. Thanks guys you truly are a great team. I voted early, and for the first time in my voting life I looked into the backgrounds of independent candidates and the many other parties and made a proper informed choice for who aligned with my values etc. Thankyou for helping me overcome the paradox of choice.
Completely agree! I didn't have any independents in my electorate (moved to a regional area this year), but their previous video on how to vote gave me a lot of info on choosing "not-shit" candidates. I knew there was justification for putting PHON, UAP, AUC and GAP lower than Libs, and that video gave me most of the info I needed to help inform my decision and thoroughly research all the candidates. I also found the ABC "Your personal pocket guide to the 2022 election" to DIY my voting preferences and find the opening hours for local early voting. Fingers crossed for this election, trying so hard to not have my hopes too high 💚
I'm French and I really like this channel, you raise awareness on how stupid things are and even if that doesn't concern me directly, it feels so good. The sweet taste of justice, never disappoint. Also it's freaking fun and totally french-sarcastic humor style, I love it. I'm glad you've been able to change things in your country. I'm proud of you far away desert and scary island with tons of killing machines (you call them animals in your country). ♥ 🇫🇷
Had a chance to talk the liberal member of Banks, when I voted early. The talk lasted around 30 seconds and he excused himself to chat to other people. The urgent conversations with other voters was just saying hi. You video really made me think of this moment.
Who needs all the stupid Signs 🪧 up everywhere just all rubbish waste Paper cardboard lies . And this use your superannuation what is that a stock brokers Idea 💡. Dumb and dumber. As long as there’s something for them they don’t care I’m sure they will saVe U’ lol 😂 Regardless best vote 🗳 for a pet least we get a true hug and loV . Go live your life all because time more precious than anything. Units are CraP to purchase that’s for sure 1000% . You stupid enough to buy one . And home 🏡 best share mortgage payment. Best way. And Sydney not like it was rrr. And guys if you really think 🤔 the rich 🤑 do well think again there so many issues you not trade with THEM 🥸. So gO live liFe and one day tell your kids story. Don’t worry about election s blaaa . You know no one cares . Go ahead have fun you deserve more than wat this all about absolutely nothing. All best and stay humble real . 🍺👍🏻take it easy. 🇦🇺 you can’t take nothing with you when you ded….. you can leave your beautiful heart because that’s what Aussie s are good at . Not the high flyer$. Go relax and chill . Hugs
Scotty’s “I can change, promise!” is typical language you’d hear from an abusive spouse. It really shows what sort of person he is. And besides, if you’re now saying you’ll change in order to prevent the inevitable from occurring, then why didn’t you come with this attitude from the very beginning? Too late bucko.
Just remember Australia has 6 coal plants, china has 3200 and Australia is shutting down our 6 to "save the world". Also take note it takes 30 years to recover the ENERGY costs of making a giant wind turbine, which they break within the 30 years usually. Don't be stupid enough to vote greens, please!
@@jilsonheffrey5265 I don't know how that relates to my comment, but I'll provide a reasoned rebuttal anyway: Australia has 26 million people, China has 1.4 billion, so of course they're going to have more coal power plants. China produces enough renewable energy to cover more than 40% of its energy needs. Australia: 24%. By this measure we are lagging way behind China. It's about doing our part. How about you help out? Also, I don't vote 1 Green.
“The problem is you do know who we are!” That’s worth an entire political campaign. 😂Great job as usual, and let’s hope that this time, at least, you guys may have real democracy. Well, if not, let’s go from the worst to the less worst 😅little steps change the world.
"I can change; promise! UwU" When people say they can change; they already show that they dont really intend to. If you truly *want* to change yourself; and its HARD; even harder as we grow older; you start acting immediately and go to work; and dont care if anyone knows.
Thank you for your beautifully apt summary of the election campaign so far. And for making me fall off my chair with the bit about the boat off the coast of WA. Pure gold.
I do as well. I think every country needs a "Honest Government Ads" or something similar, to keep their government being held to account. Can you do several for the UK there's plenty of material to work with!
@@gaijin134 Strange, I don't think I have ever seen a pro-LNP clip from them? Not even so much as a passing mention to the fact that over the last 10 years we have had some of the lowest interest rates, unemployment levels and inflation levels in history?
@@ryant2568 That’s the job of the oligarch controlled press. The Juice excels in pointing out inconsistencies, hypocrisy and outright lies. The oligarch press are cheerleaders and fear mongers.
Your guys seriously bring me so much happiness even when it's a sh*tty and depressing topic or the politics of a country that's our sworn enemy in sport. That's power and might, right thurr. Good season - and good luck with your elections. Hope it's a result that really works for you.
Had a Barnaby Joyce supporter tell me that he's voting Barney because he knows what he's getting. I told him that was the exact same reason I was putting Barney on the bottom. It's a case of the devil you don't know couldn't possibly be worse
Ah Barny! The guy who, whilst he was having an extra marital affair ( resulting in pregnancy), stated that he couldn’t vote yes in the marriage equality plebiscite because he respected the sanctity of marriage. Hypocrite much? Yet the guy is deputy prime minister!!
i hope my area stops voting for barnaby... i got an email from him saying they were about to pour money into our hospital.. people have moved away because of the lack of care, available here .... i wrote back to say they had four years to do something.. also morrison's treatment of lisnore and ballina was pathetic.
Is there a way we can transfer your program internationally? Your ideas are great. Your presentation accurate. You tell the truth. We don't hear that often enough. You have a fan in Canada that the respects the hell out of you for being honest.
You can thank Albo, as Minister for Infrastructure, if you're riding the Brisbane Cross River Rail Link, or the Redcliffe Rail Link, or the Gold Coast Light Rail, or remove the many death traps on the Bruce Highway. These things he got done, not because these were in targeted Labor seats, but because they were the right thing to do.
Either side has a long way to go when it comes to the roads in FNQ especially the Bruce highway... its a bloody death trap. All the pollies are city centric.... and Scumo must be getting desperate with his latest bid to win over the younger generation of first home buyers with the "oh you can have access to your superannuation early" ...stuff the rest of us whom didn't qualify for his pandemic hand-outs... because according to my super fund being homeless doesn't equate to hardship grounds to access your OWN money!!
Zoe being a "Loose Unit" nearly made me a choke on my tea. Too funny. This bonus is a gift. But you're right. Now is not the time to be complacent. thank you. See you all on the other side!
lol. You can relate because the poiticians take orders. They are nothing but sock puppets across the western world, and parts of Asia. There is a reason the same laws are put in place in many nations, all at the same time. But that is conspiracy theory talk ?
I sincerely hope that where ever you are in the world that this is not relatable. In my fifth generation I have not seen such pathetic and useless candidates in battle with the view to leading Australia. I joke not, there are kids in senior high school that would be better in this role.
@@mikerichards6065 The current government did extremely well during the pandemic, and has gotten Australia quickly on track for a strong economic recovery. They've had to deal with a lot of difficult situations and overall have done very well. It's so easy to slander, though. I think Labor will win and we'll see the introduction of socialism through the heavy taxation of those who’ve done well in life, and a pandering to extremist fringe groups.
Scott Morrison saying that he'll change if he's reelected sounds like every abusive boyfriend and spouse ever telling the woman that he'll change if only she'll have him back.
@@ryant2568 But he's promised to change? I guess you'd have to agree it's in your family's best interests to NOT vote for him. If he keeps his promise and CHANGES that would be downright dangerous. /s
You guys really rock! Thank you for all of this. Greetings from Germany. P.S. I don’t really have personal ties to Australia (besides an old classmate from school), but you guys are one my connections to an independent view of our world. - Nice to see, that our world is so close - in good and bad.
@@beesplaining1882 … After what the entire world has been put through over the past 2 years & what we’ve copped here in Australia (especially for those in Victoria), something… ANYTHING has to change!!! I couldn’t care less if a bunch of constipated orangutans or muppets were voted in because our future ain’t looking too bright under the “leadership” (I use that term VERY loosely) of Scotty from Marketing, aka: Mr “it’s not my job” or “The Engadine Macca’s Brown Bomber”… I’d say we’re all screwed if change doesn’t happen… But that’s just my opinion.
In the area where I live, it truly disturbs me to see how many posters & signs I see advertising the beige skull (peter dutton) I appear to be trapped in its main breeding grounds 😰
Well done Austrial you have finally come to your senses and voted the Conservative out, now the whole world takes another step forward to addressing the climate crisis, we could real do with something like this in the UK.
Go out and vote..? I did, on Monday night, 11 hours after prepolling opened! And thank you, like really, thank you. You are surely the safest, sanest source at present. Keep up the good work, honest government adze, toe-cutting through the bureaucracy-speak, or BS.
@@jasondoust4935 I think you will find the presentations somewhat informative. At worst, slightly biased, but with some empirical evidence to support claims made.
@@jasondoust4935 swollen pickles is great, not quite as consistently hilarious as Juice Media but I found he has some informative content. I hope he keeps it up!
Good evening, Juice. So glad you returned to celebrate the official launch of the Coalition’s unofficial 6 week campaign with us. How decent of them to decide to use their own money instead of ours in the last 6 days of the campaign, hey? How wonderful they’ve decided to push housing prices up AND impoverish us all in old age in one fell swoop? So efficient! How good is Australia?!
Now they want to lure votes with a turkey of a policy to allow people to use 40grand of their super towards the deposit on a mortgage. That won't do anything to push down the prohibitive high house prices. How about legislation to cap the amount of profit a vendor can make from the sale of their home? Reducing immigration would bring supply and demand closer into alignment and keep home purchase prices reasonable. Also, limit the number of investment properties a person or family can own. That will make homes more affordable, not simply dig people into a debt trench on a million dollar (minimum) home loan, given the current average.
@@markh.6687 You better get that news out there quick. Someone might think he's still president and we can't have that, no Sirreee,. Or perhaps you could've thought that l meant from the whole political process as in to never run again .... not even for the toilet. But thanks for confirmation on my budding thesis "That Trumptards might be the Dumbest Americans of All"
Thank you for the oustanding work you do. It continues to amaze and alarm me how incredibly closely your politics is following the UK's. Media barons seem to be one common link.
You can bet Rupert Murdoch is extremely influential in UK, USA and Australian attacks on anything Left of hard-Right. Same message, same lies. When Australia's Sky News told anti-vaccine lies which played on a New Zealand pay channel, they were censured. NZ is lucky Murdoch's shitfuckery doesn't fly here.
Seeing Scomo week last working a soldering iron (I myself been electronic engineer for 35+ yr) had to laugh because in the 90s they did F all to support the industry of high tech and shaft the industry back in the early 70s when Fairchild (at the time biggest chip maker in the world) played a reverse uno card on low taxes if they built a semiconductor fab here in Australia, well then Fairchild pulled out and went to Asia the rest is history... nope here in Oz the only gov funding support is for dead industries like cars, and pulling dirt (ore or coal) out the ground....
No matter what happens those two beautiful women, the beautiful woman behind the voice and the gentleman that we get to see during the "serious" content need to give themselves a well deserved pat on the back - you guys HAVE to have made a difference - don't forget us over here across the world in America - we need your help with the crazies in our political shitfuckery!
The fact I’m not even Australian or live remotely close to the country but still get pissed at your politicians shitfuckery as If I was living through it right now. This channel is art.
Dear Australia your election is on my B-day so please do the right thing and vote this guy out it would be a great present for myself and the world at large Yours a passing Observer.
@@iamshebang This Channel here aint the only one calling-ut Politic-B.S... not even the only ones who do it with Humor. Hbomberguy, Some More News, Second Thought, they all do it.
As an American confused about when the Australian election is, it took me awhile to realize that you must be updating the title and thumbnail each day. Pretty clever!
Comment for the RUclips algorithm. I voted the other day. Have never seen so many people voting before the day before. Also, you could feel it in the air the everyone is sick of the current government more so than ever before. Also, it rained. A Lot. That has to mean something, right?
Ah, so your season ends on a cliff-hanger eh? We ourselves are mid-season but that hasn't stopped a nail biter from happening where we are too. Keep up the good work!
Great to hear this refreshing tone from the country we always get mistaken for by the Post Office. Subscribed. Cheers from Vienna, only-a-few-kangaroos Austria, Scott
Nah, they wouldn't do that in the week leading up to voting, it'll even give the die-hards a sense of "instability". If they get in they'll knife him sometime before the first sitting of the new parliament.
Honestly i just love watching these videos. Helps me get to know about the political situation in countries around the world. How about an occasional vid about Indian politics? Yall will nvr run out of content!!
would love to see this channel tackle more global politics, but they are not a huge team i think, so they would probably need some international help. also there's a lot of shit to deal with here right now 👩🔧
We made a sneaky bonus episode to round off Season 2. Something to capture this government's desperation as it faces the electorate after three years of unbridled Scottfuckery. And more importantly, to remind folks to hold the line and keep up the pressure during this final week, which is when it could literally go either way.
Do one on what just happened to the Philopeans lol
The Scottfuckery is of biblical proportions. Australia, you know what to do, vote out the worst government in our history including PM Scotty from dressups so we can go back to watcing 40k warhammer clips and vloggers living their best lives.
Already cast my early vote (1 Greens 2 Labor 3 Independent) in a highly marginal electorate, incumbent Independent vs Liberal. Federal ICAC soon, hopefully.
Thanks for this. If I hear that "there's a hole in your bucket" ad one more fucking time, I'm going to knock someone out 🤬
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"THERE'S A BOAT FULL OF CHINESE TRANS ATHELETES SPYING ON PUBLIC TOILETS OFF THE COAST OF WA! AND ALBO GAVE THEM VISAS!" Holy shit I lost it 💀
At least LNP don't end support over a stolen vote seat (El Habibi)
@@kathbeck7817 No they just handpick MPs that don’t even live in their electorate to ensure MPs who will vote align the larger party are in power
@@JameZayer I think you'll find McBain in Eden Monaro was handpicked as well by Labor, Dr Mike Kelly had a different successor in mind.
That wasn’t funny
@@kathbeck7817 Huh?
The people behind this channel are national heroes. Well done and keep up the good work.
Just remember Australia has 6 coal plants, china has 3200 and Australia is shutting down our 6 to "save the world". Also take note it takes 30 years to recover the ENERGY costs of making a giant wind turbine, which they break within the 30 years usually. Don't be stupid enough to vote greens, please!
All sorts of people have been national heros. Quite a lot of them terrible.
Going a bit far there- far too much reddit whataboutism
@@maxrockatanksyOG Here's a friendly tip. Stay away from Reddit to avoid getting diseases.
Except they are for the greens also known as liberal and labor. They are basically aware of what has happened and are now discrediting actually lagit challengers to liberal and labour causing liberal or Labour to win again. Totally obvious if you look at who they targeted. If you notice they targeted anyone that isn't greens hmmm. Yet greens handed the win to liberal last time. My point is all three are a team that works to keep things to benefit them and there donor's.
Honestly the whole Scotty can change bullshit is like an abusive husband telling his wife not to leave and take the kids because he will be better and we all know how that works out
Sounds like Australia is the abused wife who won't let go of her abusive husband
That's EXACTLY what I thought. Indeed, I have already posted that.
Where is thre " i can change" stuff being said in mainstream media. I dont really watch it so Im out of the loop.
And why would we want him to change?
Under SCOMO we have had record low unemployment, interest rates, and inflation levels.
Do you remember the last time we had a Labor government? during the Gillard/Rudd era: interest rates around 6% (they are now at 0.35), unemployment rates also at around 6% (they are currently around 4%) Inflation around 4% (it has been around 2 for the last several years under SCOMO)
And it just might work.
"THERE'S A BOAT FULL OF CHINESE TRANS ATHLETES OFF THE COAST OF WA!!" 🤣👌👍 The bullhorn, crazy eyes and messed up hair is pure perfection. It's exactly how all their "messaging" comes across.
Glad to be in a country where I can be a patron of The Department of Genuine Satire. I love you guys, thanks for supporting us all through these difficult times❤
This is Jason from the U.S. and I just wanted to say CONGRATULATIONS Australia. Proud of you!
I'm from the blue mountains and when a local asked scott morrison why he decided to abandon us during the fires, flooding and draughts he simply walked off and let the afp arrested the man. Keep in mind scott was in a local blue mountains pub at the time. Hopefully people will remember that because we sure do here.
Sounds about right, personification of Mayor Quimby, when the going gets tough, he fucks off on holiday...
If people vote that way, sure. There just seems to be so many rusted-on liberal voters that will vote for whatever conservative puppet is put in front of them. Although I'm not a conservative by party, I think there should be a party that wants to provide for conserve ideals, like being able to own your own home. Or not have your home flooded due to unnecessarily, because someone in government is paid to make it more likely. As an example we had the "The Minister for Energy and Emissions Reduction" complain about a coal mine potentially being closed early. I'll repeat that "The Minister for Energy Reductions" was complaining about continuing energy emissions continuing, with no plan apart from a slogan of 2050. No plan. The "The Minister for Energy Reductions" has no plan for reducing emissions.
The pub should have citizen arrested the afp for unlawful arrest and terrorism (using force to further a political and ideological agenda)
At least it wasn’t the restriction unit …
Are you aware that bushfires are a state problem? It's not the responsibility of the federal government to sort out. The federal government only steps in when they are asked, due to having very few resources to assist with. They literally only have the ADF available to use...
This is my only source for Australian political commentary. I think I picked the right one.
edit: some of y'all can't take a joke... never trust one media source to 100%
AustraliEn we don't want them being banned.
You Sir are correct
Same
Pauline's cartoon on governments pretty good to.
Amen!
I've never seen someone going that low in politics, stick with me I'll change. But they don't. Never. Classic line from the abusive relationship.
lol ... The gov and media lackies has been lying, Gaslightinng, triangulating, terrorising, manipulating to cause harm. All behaviors of a sociopath. The gov has been abusive towards the population for decades, The one party system, in which it has several names to give people the idea they have a choice.
People vote for best leaders of their land ? , or do they choose the lesser of two evils ? = No Choice. manipulation.
But come on, give the guy a break. He's had a tough time of it. Work's been hard, you know, with all the bushfires and stuff, the pandemic, the submarines, a bit of a bungle with the stimulus role out and the vaccines. He's just a little bit stressed at the moment. He hasn't watched his finances either and has just got the credit card bill in the mail. $1.3b.
Surely you can see it in your heart to forgive him? We've all been there, haven't we?
Think about the kids and what it will do to them.
I'll tell you what. "How 'bout we go on a little holiday"? "Hawaii, perhaps"? A bit of a break and we'll be good as gold again. I promise, things will change, but you've got to do your part. He can't do this all on his own. You're going to have to change too, for this to really work out.
@Shannon Jaensch Tell that to the millions murdered by their partners. They choose to be dead according to you. BTW, most of the murdered are men, the fefale did it by proxy. Had others do her dirty work.
Congratulations y'all... I'm absolutely in ❤ with all of y'all. For 40 years I've wanted to visit Australia; now I want to live there.
Any chance you could reproduce your success in the US?
Celebrate some today. Love those smiles
There are no successes in either country though. This is a huge failure
This legendary lady is a true actor, capable of soo many expressions. Mad respect for amazing acting without overdoing any.
*actress
are you a biologist?
Make no mistake, we *cannot* assume the LNP will lose. Most of rural Australia will vote for them no, *matter, WHAT.* This isn't over until we actually see them do the walk of shame out of Parliament House.
Which party is like the Democrats in Australia
@@allgameplays labour is our workers rights normal everyday party probably closest to the Democrats a lot less corrupt then America's Democrats
@@allgameplays closest major party would be Labour but they are much better than the Democratic Party since they give us stuff like NDIS and Medicare while the democrats don’t do that type of stuff (the main similarity is they are both ‘centre-left’). There is the Australian Democratic Party but they are very minor and have very little chance of winning a single seat
Unfortunately that'll probably only happen if they're carried out in gurneys with sheets over their heads.
@@allgameplays the liberal party is our Conservative party labor is our “left” party.
Thank you for all the work you guys have done.
I luv when people notice your offensive t-shirt that I wear :D
Pauline Hanson's cartoons are much more ingenious, humorous, and entertaining. This is pretty boring, self repetitive left-wing crap
i love how out of right field this looks (as someone that doesnt watch the nightly news or TV), then i accidently see the ads... never stop being you guys, please.
I just had the biggest snort-laugh in a long time. Thanks guys you truly are a great team.
I voted early, and for the first time in my voting life I looked into the backgrounds of independent candidates and the many other parties and made a proper informed choice for who aligned with my values etc. Thankyou for helping me overcome the paradox of choice.
Completely agree! I didn't have any independents in my electorate (moved to a regional area this year), but their previous video on how to vote gave me a lot of info on choosing "not-shit" candidates.
I knew there was justification for putting PHON, UAP, AUC and GAP lower than Libs, and that video gave me most of the info I needed to help inform my decision and thoroughly research all the candidates.
I also found the ABC "Your personal pocket guide to the 2022 election" to DIY my voting preferences and find the opening hours for local early voting.
Fingers crossed for this election, trying so hard to not have my hopes too high 💚
I'm French and I really like this channel, you raise awareness on how stupid things are and even if that doesn't concern me directly, it feels so good.
The sweet taste of justice, never disappoint.
Also it's freaking fun and totally french-sarcastic humor style, I love it.
I'm glad you've been able to change things in your country. I'm proud of you far away desert and scary island with tons of killing machines (you call them animals in your country).
♥ 🇫🇷
I am not even from Australia (am from India), but I love these!
"An honest government ad a day, keeps sadness away"
Agreed it shows how all political parties are shit
We have being honest and officialpeeinghuman, even though they are different they do the same
as an aussie you can believe these guys, can't say the same for many others
I'm glad you enjoy them, as an Australian I just get angry and sad lol
Every country deserves honest government ads.
And here I thought _American_ elections were a clownfest...
P.S. That "authorization" at the end killed me.
American elections are a clown fest; because universal health care is barely spoken of.
@@IntrigueAvenue You have come to an unfortunate realization. Hopefully, we'll get there...eventually...
@@GamePro0012 Me too dude... me too.
I mean, at least they have preferential voting
@@0Clewi0 While _we_ have an antiquated first-past-the-post system.
LET'S GO!!!
WOPOOHOOOOOO YEAHHHH!!!!
Had a chance to talk the liberal member of Banks, when I voted early.
The talk lasted around 30 seconds and he excused himself to chat to other people.
The urgent conversations with other voters was just saying hi.
You video really made me think of this moment.
You guys do more work than actual campaign ads.
Keep it up.
Of course, since Labor campaign ads are as dull and stupid as Albo himself is
Who needs all the stupid Signs 🪧 up everywhere just all rubbish waste Paper cardboard lies . And this use your superannuation what is that a stock brokers Idea 💡. Dumb and dumber. As long as there’s something for them they don’t care I’m sure they will saVe U’ lol 😂 Regardless best vote 🗳 for a pet least we get a true hug and loV . Go live your life all because time more precious than anything. Units are CraP to purchase that’s for sure 1000% . You stupid enough to buy one . And home 🏡 best share mortgage payment. Best way. And Sydney not like it was rrr. And guys if you really think 🤔 the rich 🤑 do well think again there so many issues you not trade with THEM 🥸. So gO live liFe and one day tell your kids story. Don’t worry about election s blaaa . You know no one cares . Go ahead have fun you deserve more than wat this all about absolutely nothing. All best and stay humble real . 🍺👍🏻take it easy. 🇦🇺 you can’t take nothing with you when you ded….. you can leave your beautiful heart because that’s what Aussie s are good at . Not the high flyer$. Go relax and chill . Hugs
Scotty’s “I can change, promise!” is typical language you’d hear from an abusive spouse. It really shows what sort of person he is.
And besides, if you’re now saying you’ll change in order to prevent the inevitable from occurring, then why didn’t you come with this attitude from the very beginning? Too late bucko.
Haha, definitely. Having Morrisson as a PM is like being in a toxic relationship.
Just remember Australia has 6 coal plants, china has 3200 and Australia is shutting down our 6 to "save the world". Also take note it takes 30 years to recover the ENERGY costs of making a giant wind turbine, which they break within the 30 years usually. Don't be stupid enough to vote greens, please!
@@jilsonheffrey5265 I don't know how that relates to my comment, but I'll provide a reasoned rebuttal anyway:
Australia has 26 million people, China has 1.4 billion, so of course they're going to have more coal power plants. China produces enough renewable energy to cover more than 40% of its energy needs. Australia: 24%. By this measure we are lagging way behind China.
It's about doing our part. How about you help out?
Also, I don't vote 1 Green.
A narcissist spouse.
Yes, Scotty can change .. for the worse.
“The problem is you do know who we are!” That’s worth an entire political campaign. 😂Great job as usual, and let’s hope that this time, at least, you guys may have real democracy. Well, if not, let’s go from the worst to the less worst 😅little steps change the world.
NO GOVERNMENT. Fuck all forms
Zoë and Lucy brought their absolute A-game to this one. Writing on point too!
"I can change; promise! UwU"
When people say they can change; they already show that they dont really intend to. If you truly *want* to change yourself; and its HARD; even harder as we grow older; you start acting immediately and go to work; and dont care if anyone knows.
Thank you for your beautifully apt summary of the election campaign so far. And for making me fall off my chair with the bit about the boat off the coast of WA. Pure gold.
I'm not even Australian but i love watching these videos
Did you know the number of people who care comes to approximately **pokes calculator aggressively** fuck all?
@@dawggonevidz9140 Wrong. I care. It's interesting
I do as well. I think every country needs a "Honest Government Ads" or something similar, to keep their government being held to account. Can you do several for the UK there's plenty of material to work with!
Same. Now, the "Liberal" Party lost this elections because of their BS.
@@jrchnvn First piece of BS is the name "Liberal"
The best journalism in Australia. Keep up the good work.
To be "journalism" doesn't it have to be non-bias?
@@ryant2568 All of the facts pointed out are verifiable. Juice Media does not answer to American or Australian oligarchs.
@@gaijin134 Strange, I don't think I have ever seen a pro-LNP clip from them?
Not even so much as a passing mention to the fact that over the last 10 years we have had some of the lowest interest rates, unemployment levels and inflation levels in history?
@@ryant2568 That’s the job of the oligarch controlled press. The Juice excels in pointing out inconsistencies, hypocrisy and outright lies. The oligarch press are cheerleaders and fear mongers.
@@ryant2568 There is no such thing as non bias man. Everyone has a bias.
This channel is needed in every country.
Your guys seriously bring me so much happiness even when it's a sh*tty and depressing topic or the politics of a country that's our sworn enemy in sport. That's power and might, right thurr.
Good season - and good luck with your elections. Hope it's a result that really works for you.
Had a Barnaby Joyce supporter tell me that he's voting Barney because he knows what he's getting. I told him that was the exact same reason I was putting Barney on the bottom.
It's a case of the devil you don't know couldn't possibly be worse
But what about Barnaby's family values, Christy? He collects families, you know?
@@davidbrayshaw3529 Heh, the "Minister for Home Affairs" line the Juice team pulled last election STILL gets me every time!
It's all a front because they don't want to admit they're racists...
@@becsterbrisbane6275 Yes, it does bring a smile in a way that grubby, deceitful philanderer just can't.
Ah Barny! The guy who, whilst he was having an extra marital affair ( resulting in pregnancy), stated that he couldn’t vote yes in the marriage equality plebiscite because he respected the sanctity of marriage. Hypocrite much? Yet the guy is deputy prime minister!!
It's good to see the Australian people are waking up to themselves and not falling for Scott Morrison's BS...... remember once a liar always a liar..
Most people will still vote the way they always vote
I suppose so people who enjoy corruption
i hope my area stops voting for barnaby... i got an email from him saying they were about to pour money into our hospital.. people have moved away because of the lack of care, available here .... i wrote back to say they had four years to do something..
also morrison's treatment of lisnore and ballina was pathetic.
We thought the same last election. Take nothing for granted. Only through tenacity and numbers shall we get the LNP out.
If this Channel was around in the 1930s, Hit ler and his racists would never have won the elections in Germany
"None of our bullshit-I mean miracles seem to be working this time."
175k views in 16 hours? This channel is doing well and that’s a great thing!
Is there a way we can transfer your program internationally? Your ideas are great. Your presentation accurate. You tell the truth. We don't hear that often enough. You have a fan in Canada that the respects the hell out of you for being honest.
You can thank Albo, as Minister for Infrastructure, if you're riding the Brisbane Cross River Rail Link, or the Redcliffe Rail Link, or the Gold Coast Light Rail, or remove the many death traps on the Bruce Highway. These things he got done, not because these were in targeted Labor seats, but because they were the right thing to do.
Albo did a lot of good things infrastructure-wise.
Either side has a long way to go when it comes to the roads in FNQ especially the Bruce highway... its a bloody death trap. All the pollies are city centric.... and Scumo must be getting desperate with his latest bid to win over the younger generation of first home buyers with the "oh you can have access to your superannuation early" ...stuff the rest of us whom didn't qualify for his pandemic hand-outs... because according to my super fund being homeless doesn't equate to hardship grounds to access your OWN money!!
@Leads Do you care to explain further what you don't like about Labor ideologically?
@@m0rthaus Probably because they are centrists.
@Leads Liberals ideologically are worse
If Morrison changed it'd only be to swap one pair of dirty underpants for another. The time for change was three years ago.
Zoe being a "Loose Unit" nearly made me a choke on my tea. Too funny. This bonus is a gift. But you're right. Now is not the time to be complacent. thank you. See you all on the other side!
You guys are probably sitting here with the biggest fucking grins on your faces :)
Thank you so much for all the work throughout the years
Literally lol I want a follow up video just to see their smug faces
Thank you all for making these great videos! We Aussies need the Honest Government! 👍👍👍
I don't even live in Australia, and this is still pretty relatable. That would be hilarious if it wasn't sad.
lol. You can relate because the poiticians take orders. They are nothing but sock puppets across the western world, and parts of Asia. There is a reason the same laws are put in place in many nations, all at the same time. But that is conspiracy theory talk ?
I sincerely hope that where ever you are in the world that this is not relatable. In my fifth generation I have not seen such pathetic and useless candidates in battle with the view to leading Australia. I joke not, there are kids in senior high school that would be better in this role.
Same here - apart from the accents almost all of this could be referring to Boris Johnson’s dangerous clown show of a government.
@@mikerichards6065 The current government did extremely well during the pandemic, and has gotten Australia quickly on track for a strong economic recovery. They've had to deal with a lot of difficult situations and overall have done very well. It's so easy to slander, though. I think Labor will win and we'll see the introduction of socialism through the heavy taxation of those who’ve done well in life, and a pandering to extremist fringe groups.
@@JC-lu4se I feel your comment is filled with a bit of bias. But I do agree that labour is probably gonna win
Your new hair looks brilliant! Love you and the whole team!
Thank you, you are truly wonderful. I hope many are listening.
We are!
You and Jordies have done so much for this country, and it's paid off. Thank you, so very very much.
You did it!!! Thank you for all the hard work. I'm so happy its indescribable.
Scott Morrison saying that he'll change if he's reelected sounds like every abusive boyfriend and spouse ever telling the woman that he'll change if only she'll have him back.
I don't want him to change. Under his leadership our family is doing amazingly.
@@ryant2568 Well, good for you. And too bad for all the other families who are doing desperately badly for your personal benefit, eh? ... Sponge!
@@GirlWhoCriedAardvark I would be a pretty bad father/husband if I did not do what was in the best interest of my family now wouldn't I.
@@ryant2568 But he's promised to change?
I guess you'd have to agree it's in your family's best interests to NOT vote for him.
If he keeps his promise and CHANGES that would be downright dangerous. /s
If he treats us this badly, imagine how he behaved when playing with his friends from Hillsong
I'm from the US and this remains the most accurate summary of politics here as well.
Best department sponsorship ever
"There are more Scottys we haven't seen" That line is prophetic.
You guys really rock! Thank you for all of this. Greetings from Germany. P.S. I don’t really have personal ties to Australia (besides an old classmate from school), but you guys are one my connections to an independent view of our world. - Nice to see, that our world is so close - in good and bad.
This is so, so accurate that it’s both hilarious & scary at the same time 👍😂
ARE YOU STUPID???????? THIS ENTIRE VIDEO IS FACTUALLY WRONG!!!!!!!!! :D :D
You nailed it. I look forward to watching them but then I am afraid of what they'll remind me about!
@@beesplaining1882 … After what the entire world has been put through over the past 2 years & what we’ve copped here in Australia (especially for those in Victoria), something… ANYTHING has to change!!! I couldn’t care less if a bunch of constipated orangutans or muppets were voted in because our future ain’t looking too bright under the “leadership” (I use that term VERY loosely) of Scotty from Marketing, aka: Mr “it’s not my job” or “The Engadine Macca’s Brown Bomber”… I’d say we’re all screwed if change doesn’t happen… But that’s just my opinion.
How is Labor party any different?
@@germancarrasco2028
I know right. The lesser of 2 evils is still a neo-liberal nightmare.
In the area where I live, it truly disturbs me to see how many posters & signs I see advertising the beige skull (peter dutton) I appear to be trapped in its main breeding grounds 😰
Same. The good news is I have noticed that people have been giving their felt markers a workout with them.
I now just like straight away as it’s guaranteed gold 👌🏼
I’ve watched so many of your video’s and wanna thank you for this amazing performance, love u
Well done Austrial you have finally come to your senses and voted the Conservative out, now the whole world takes another step forward to addressing the climate crisis, we could real do with something like this in the UK.
Go out and vote..? I did, on Monday night, 11 hours after prepolling opened!
And thank you, like really, thank you. You are surely the safest, sanest source at present. Keep up the good work, honest government adze, toe-cutting through the bureaucracy-speak, or BS.
Have you checked out Swollen Pickles?
@@melissabarrett9750 No, but I shall, based on your implied recommendation, and that you have a real name. :-) Thanks!
@@jasondoust4935 I think you will find the presentations somewhat informative. At worst, slightly biased, but with some empirical evidence to support claims made.
@@jasondoust4935 swollen pickles is great, not quite as consistently hilarious as Juice Media but I found he has some informative content. I hope he keeps it up!
Good evening, Juice. So glad you returned to celebrate the official launch of the Coalition’s unofficial 6 week campaign with us. How decent of them to decide to use their own money instead of ours in the last 6 days of the campaign, hey? How wonderful they’ve decided to push housing prices up AND impoverish us all in old age in one fell swoop? So efficient!
How good is Australia?!
Now they want to lure votes with a turkey of a policy to allow people to use 40grand of their super towards the deposit on a mortgage. That won't do anything to push down the prohibitive high house prices. How about legislation to cap the amount of profit a vendor can make from the sale of their home? Reducing immigration would bring supply and demand closer into alignment and keep home purchase prices reasonable. Also, limit the number of investment properties a person or family can own. That will make homes more affordable, not simply dig people into a debt trench on a million dollar (minimum) home loan, given the current average.
Cool and normal eh.
😆 I loved this so much! I'm American and this definitely hits close to home!
We hope you get rid of Trumpf soon.
@@Chapps1941 Uh, he ceased to be President January 20th, 2021.
@@markh.6687 You better get that news out there quick. Someone might think he's still president and we can't have that, no Sirreee,.
Or perhaps you could've thought that l meant from the whole political process as in to never run again .... not even for the toilet.
But thanks for confirmation on my budding thesis "That Trumptards might be the Dumbest Americans of All"
@@Chapps1941 mans living in the past
@@bestdogshadow383 I know right, Trump should update, he really doesn't have any policies anyway
i dont know why but I am in freaking love with the outro song
Thank you juice media for you honest ads
Thank you please vote out ScoMo and get others too. Labor or greens folks
Thank you for the oustanding work you do. It continues to amaze and alarm me how incredibly closely your politics is following the UK's. Media barons seem to be one common link.
You can bet Rupert Murdoch is extremely influential in UK, USA and Australian attacks on anything Left of hard-Right. Same message, same lies.
When Australia's Sky News told anti-vaccine lies which played on a New Zealand pay channel, they were censured. NZ is lucky Murdoch's shitfuckery doesn't fly here.
1:33 Best thing in Australia
Shared on Facebook - love your work guys!!
Brilliant and I already voted. I love sharing these with people. Thank you.
They’re so desperate it’s laughable - let’s just hope whoever get elected actually does something productive
Beyond me mate!
Look at the IDIOTS in the country, never learn brain dead F%^#WITS that have had how long already to sort it??????? Man aus home of the F'NG MORONS!
@@magicmike2319 wrong they will try and keep house prices high like they have year after year
Seeing Scomo week last working a soldering iron (I myself been electronic engineer for 35+ yr) had to laugh because in the 90s they did F all to support the industry of high tech and shaft the industry back in the early 70s when Fairchild (at the time biggest chip maker in the world) played a reverse uno card on low taxes if they built a semiconductor fab here in Australia, well then Fairchild pulled out and went to Asia the rest is history... nope here in Oz the only gov funding support is for dead industries like cars, and pulling dirt (ore or coal) out the ground....
ARE YOU STUPID???????? THIS ENTIRE VIDEO IS FACTUALLY WRONG!!!!!!!!! :D :D
No matter what happens those two beautiful women, the beautiful woman behind the voice and the gentleman that we get to see during the "serious" content need to give themselves a well deserved pat on the back - you guys HAVE to have made a difference - don't forget us over here across the world in America - we need your help with the crazies in our political shitfuckery!
Vote for us cos you know us => oh shit, vote for us cos we'll CHANGE! SO accurate!
I loved the whole series, weldone guys.
You guys need a network of channels for each country.
The fact I’m not even Australian or live remotely close to the country but still get pissed at your politicians shitfuckery as If I was living through it right now. This channel is art.
Juice are a true Aussie National Treasure!
@@gregbailey45protect them at all costs 🙏
It's very easy to cherry pick and slur. This channel is biased af.
@@JC-lu4se everything’s biased luv
@@JC-lu4se and YOU'RE a hypocrite, idiot
Fitting end to season 2. Thanks for all you do folks 💖
Couldn't have been more accurate
The only government ad with best swearing
Dear Australia your election is on my B-day so please do the right thing and vote this guy out it would be a great present for myself and the world at large
Yours a passing Observer.
Holy!
Two Honest Government Ads in this short a time!?
Best election season, ever!
Cheers for all the hard work and keeping them dogs honest. Much appreciated 🤙🏼
Lol it utterly baffles me when they say "we'll change". That's like admitting that you did a terrible job... it blows my mind.
Or they meant to say "We can do much worse"
True...
@@iamshebang This Channel here aint the only one calling-ut Politic-B.S... not even the only ones who do it with Humor.
Hbomberguy, Some More News, Second Thought, they all do it.
Australia is paradise, my sister in law tells me all the time.
I have pointed her to this channel, blind denial follows.
As an American confused about when the Australian election is, it took me awhile to realize that you must be updating the title and thumbnail each day. Pretty clever!
She convinced me to vote even tho I'm from Croatia and our elections are within 2 years.
Who the fuck asked
Jolly nice of Josh Frydenberg to do the “authorised by” bit at the end.
Another banger, hope more and more people are watching these video's.
I love that you keep updating the title and thumbnail, nice detail
Love Love Love this Team and channel. Stay strong, free, happy and healthy. 🌞 ❤
did government ad lady get a haircut? it looks very good!
Finally end of lockdown in Melbourne, haha!
Ikr
Yea! she looks even more gorgeous!
It looks like shit
Comment for the RUclips algorithm. I voted the other day. Have never seen so many people voting before the day before. Also, you could feel it in the air the everyone is sick of the current government more so than ever before. Also, it rained. A Lot. That has to mean something, right?
Ah, so your season ends on a cliff-hanger eh? We ourselves are mid-season but that hasn't stopped a nail biter from happening where we are too. Keep up the good work!
Great to hear this refreshing tone from the country we always get mistaken for by the Post Office. Subscribed.
Cheers from Vienna, only-a-few-kangaroos Austria, Scott
Bravo. Standing ovation. Thank you .
I hope we get a leadership challenge this week. That would be awesome. This week shall be very interesting either way.
Nah, they wouldn't do that in the week leading up to voting, it'll even give the die-hards a sense of "instability". If they get in they'll knife him sometime before the first sitting of the new parliament.
Oh man that ending killed me, when that little girl said Government and Poo Poos I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
man i ll be honest, after watching your recent videos i really wanna go out and vote in Australia even though i am a Pakistani lol
You're all brilliant, and what you're doing is super important.
Keep it up!
In the next election, Juice Media should become a federally recognised party. I would vote for them
Honestly i just love watching these videos. Helps me get to know about the political situation in countries around the world. How about an occasional vid about Indian politics? Yall will nvr run out of content!!
would love to see this channel tackle more global politics, but they are not a huge team i think, so they would probably need some international help. also there's a lot of shit to deal with here right now 👩🔧
Congratulations on the results 👍
I'd like to see an honest government ad about a good leader.
Like a good one from overseas? jacinda? Vlodimir? The presidents of Finland or Sweden also seem pretty good.
I'd like to see a good leader.
THERE ARE F'NG NONE!
Yes, just need a good leader - VOTE PEOPLE, VOTE!
Little Kim and Putin are busy fighting off US embargos maybe when they are done they will tour Australia giving TED talks.
The USA needs a channel like this one!
They get my vote for Australians of the year juicemedia