Useless Minecraft (#1)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 146

  • @teksatan4699
    @teksatan4699 Год назад +378

    The first time in history the chat saying "DID YOU TRY RIGHT CLICKING" was actually valid haha

  • @mikef5951
    @mikef5951 Год назад +222

    I'm at 10:20 , and I'm hoping he realizes that breaking the torch doesnt actually count as a tool use (neither did the sugar cane)

    • @robotninjago
      @robotninjago Год назад +10

      yep thats what i was thinking exactly

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme Год назад +8

      BRO I PAUSED AT THE EXACT SAME TIMESTAMP to read the comments if someone mentioned THIS EXACT THING!

    • @opfu1237
      @opfu1237 Год назад

      @@FoxSlyme Risky

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme Год назад +6

      @@opfu1237 wdym?

    • @opfu1237
      @opfu1237 Год назад

      @@FoxSlyme You never wanna check the comments before the videos done. Why? Spoilers.

  • @Whoopsies745
    @Whoopsies745 Год назад +171

    Time to indulge myself with some more captain sparkles

  • @viktorgvj1333
    @viktorgvj1333 Год назад +75

    When Jordan doesn't realise in the first room that breaking things like the torch and sugar cane doesn't count as a tool use

  • @DrakeSingularity
    @DrakeSingularity Год назад +126

    Always adorable seeing Jardon pretending he’s not just reading chat’s suggestions when he’s trying to figure something out

  • @nickdanvers547
    @nickdanvers547 Год назад +15

    I'm at 14:37 and I am still waiting for jardown to realize it only counts when the tool loses durability. I want to facepalm so hard right now.

  • @Agent_Matt_6
    @Agent_Matt_6 Год назад +24

    As a person who specializes in fireworks and firework related shenanigans, I am disappointed you think I don’t craft a crossbow
    An 8-star rocket is really fun to use in SMPs where no one’s past iron

  • @Ender_Onryo
    @Ender_Onryo Год назад +8

    Fun Fact. You can place the reset level block in the tutorial and it won't delete it. So I was able to clear it with 0 tool uses.

  • @ktgaming2266
    @ktgaming2266 Год назад +14

    You can also break two blocks instead of 3 at the end by mining the wall instead of the opening

  • @mister_mayhem6117
    @mister_mayhem6117 Год назад +3

    He made the perfect cow noise ever im dying help!!!!!! @50:00

  • @ryanredmond3524
    @ryanredmond3524 Год назад +9

    i’d love to see a second part !

  • @kirbyhypno2522
    @kirbyhypno2522 Год назад +3

    Captain: "Oh ut's like Mario! World 1-1, World 2-1"
    2 seconds later: *Wait, why does [second world] also say Stage 1?"
    10 minutes later: "Why does this stage say 2-1?"

  • @MrGamerInDisguise
    @MrGamerInDisguise Год назад +38

    use the 4 string to make wool and see if you can place the wool to where the water flows further

    • @bastederbeste
      @bastederbeste Год назад +4

      pretty sure its just the bucket. you need 2 blocks where sparklez used 4. instead of breaking the water block and the 3 to get to the bookshelf you just break 1 iron and the plank with the sign.

    • @extremecube
      @extremecube Год назад +2

      @@bastederbestehe could also use the block he broke to get the water out too, possibly. He was acting like he needs to rush to fill up the hole, when in reality, the timing doesn’t matter, and I don’t think the hole will affect it from that far away.

    • @harpersmith7889
      @harpersmith7889 Год назад +1

      @@extremecubeor he could just break the side wall and only break two blocks instead of three

    • @Jtb421
      @Jtb421 Год назад

      he also could just make a boat as its only 2 blocks to break instead of the 3 which would get the 3 stars

  • @skyphi
    @skyphi Год назад +9

    I realize the 2nd episode is already up, but I'm betting that you need to use that cobblestone above the water to block yourself from standing (on the last stage of this episode) and then crawl to the bookshelf.

    • @animehair05silently88
      @animehair05silently88 Год назад +1

      i bet you could use the one stick and the wool to smelt the boots to get the nugget to finish a second iron ingot for a pressure plate and put it in the hole before you release the water

  • @SuckleHoney
    @SuckleHoney Год назад +3

    I’d love to see this whole map, very exited for next VOD :)

  • @drumming_cat
    @drumming_cat Год назад +10

    if a block mines instantly, it doesn't use tool durability

    • @notaseat5934
      @notaseat5934 Год назад

      What about the leaves

    • @drumming_cat
      @drumming_cat Год назад

      @@notaseat5934 they don't quite mine instantly

  • @duckerdoo
    @duckerdoo Год назад +6

    Use the door. I hear that's a great strat for all these puzzles.

  • @craigwalker7008
    @craigwalker7008 Год назад +2

    Can you imagine if you played normal Minecraft in this way. Just efficient as all heck.

  • @tobithesergal
    @tobithesergal Год назад +2

    Little did he know that breaking a torch does not contribute to durability, and therefore does not count as a break

  • @IBF69420
    @IBF69420 Год назад +1

    Numbers being talked about here and then just being a mess and then trying right clicking being very funny to see abf calling being cool

  • @jeroennature
    @jeroennature Год назад +5

    This is gonna be a exciting video as always.

  • @TylerDollarhide
    @TylerDollarhide Год назад +9

    Can we have some more of this but on the main channel?

  • @Tee_N_Biscuits
    @Tee_N_Biscuits Год назад +2

    47:54 Jordan says wtf 😂

  • @UnluckyLilly
    @UnluckyLilly Год назад +6

    I think it’s pronounced Use Less Minecraft, Jardooon.

  • @CityNaturePig
    @CityNaturePig Год назад

    23:22 Shouting 4 sticks at Jardoon Maroon

  • @HyperspaceGamer0
    @HyperspaceGamer0 Год назад

    In the last puzzle, if you break the two stone blocks next to the torch that's next to the crafting table, that'll let you in and out of the bookshelf room, and will have cut down the cost of entry into that room from three breaks to two.

  • @willratcliff6111
    @willratcliff6111 Год назад

    At 19:20 I was so hoping he would break the grass block to get the dirt and pot. But I guess that wouldn't have gotten the trapdoor. But great vid!

    • @beenv.
      @beenv. Год назад

      pots don’t break when u break the block beneath them i think

  • @zzartah
    @zzartah Год назад +1

    Puzzle maps are my favourite kind of maps

  • @evancrow2191
    @evancrow2191 Год назад

    10:36
    I believe a much more simple solution was break 3 pieces of dirt and make a parkour path by starting on the chest and place the dirt blocks.

  • @godemperorjay116
    @godemperorjay116 Год назад +1

    Was anyone else fuming at the start when he didnt realize the wheat and suger cane didnt add to tools used also at the end with the water even if it did work thats a one way trip

  • @nemesissombria
    @nemesissombria Год назад

    31:02 -> SLABS ARE THE SOLITION TO BREAK THE GRAVEL

  • @PeChips
    @PeChips Год назад

    That’s such an original map, I hope you continue it and make it as a series !

  • @gabrielglouw3589
    @gabrielglouw3589 Год назад +3

    In the crafting a cartographer table, would the sugar cane have broken if you placed the crafting table in that corner? They would no longer have been adjacent to a water block and that would have saved a tool use.

    • @jonathonmodders7808
      @jonathonmodders7808 Год назад +4

      I believe they disabled growth ticks for sugarcane so you didn't get more unintentionally. the sugarcane will only break after the water is removed AND an update occours around it, i.e by a growth tick

    • @ceuphoriazen2539
      @ceuphoriazen2539 Год назад +7

      doesn’t matter either way because breaking sugar cane doesn’t use durability therefore not counting as a tool use

    • @theworfer27
      @theworfer27 Год назад

      I played the map last week! Unfortunately you have to block update the cane after placing the table, requiring another block!
      But because instamining is free, you can just break the cane

  • @Geekanomicon
    @Geekanomicon Год назад +1

    Love maps like this

  • @Christian_Minecraft
    @Christian_Minecraft Год назад +1

    47:54 Jardon cursed with the most vulgar word in the world. This is the first time for me.

  • @thesplawn
    @thesplawn Год назад

    During stage 3-1 I was literally like, "MAKE THE F-ING STICKS JORDAN!" 🤣🤣

  • @ThePigLord
    @ThePigLord Год назад

    The crafting table probably has to be broke and the wool can be crafted making it so you can crawl under the 2 of those, the craft table being placed towards the crawl space so you can still reach it after getting the books

  • @ge118
    @ge118 Год назад

    at the end you could just try breaking through the wall it's 2 stone rather than 3

  • @YourAverageReinMain
    @YourAverageReinMain Год назад

    for when u break sugar cane u can put crafting table blocking water source that auto breaks it

  • @Obviouse
    @Obviouse 11 месяцев назад

    Bro i was yelling at my screen about that door in his inventory, felt real stupid afterwards XD

  • @Alloy_Dreemurr
    @Alloy_Dreemurr Год назад

    43:30 ive been yelling theres a sign to my phone for like 10 mins now

  • @malfusgaming1497
    @malfusgaming1497 Год назад

    The cartography table could have been done with 1 less action by using the shovel to mine a sand or grass/dirt block and placing it in the water next to the sugarcane, this would make the sugarcane spot invalid and they would break themselves, needing only one tool use not two

    • @FishPit
      @FishPit 10 месяцев назад

      One less if you placed the crafting table in the water. 😉

  • @gagemonster555
    @gagemonster555 Год назад +1

    don't know if he recognizes this at some point but the metric by which you're scored is "minimum tool durability used" and breaking blocks that "instantly break" (torches, grass, tripwire, redstone, etc) with pick/axe/shovel/hoe/sword does not use any durability

  • @unnaturalredhead1559
    @unnaturalredhead1559 Год назад +1

    14:16 because wheat is instabreak, it doesn’t use durability on the hoe

  • @FishPit
    @FishPit 10 месяцев назад

    I for sure thought maybe you would've had to put the crafting table in the water to force the sugarcane to break.

  • @thefourthdymensionmusic
    @thefourthdymensionmusic Год назад

    he didnt make an enchantment table, he made an entablement chant

  • @miraclewolf2760
    @miraclewolf2760 Год назад

    I love this

  • @EmilyMarie1003
    @EmilyMarie1003 Год назад

    on the last one can you place the minecart inside, then ride the minecart to get in.

  • @jacobpugpoirier3350
    @jacobpugpoirier3350 Год назад

    5:53 gardener moment

  • @cathie9504
    @cathie9504 Год назад +1

    my god the last one... Jardoon always make stuff harder for himself stg

  • @Tyler-wg6ck
    @Tyler-wg6ck Год назад +1

    38:45 Smelt the crafting table 😂

  • @moochington
    @moochington Год назад +2

    Last level: one iron ore, block of wood that supports the sign, and the chestcart contents to craft a bucket. Use the bucket to create obsidian, mine 4 and the diamond, swim into the bookshelf room and break the bookshelf. 9 broken blocks

    • @pyroflame04
      @pyroflame04 Год назад +2

      Wood = 1
      Iron = 1
      Obi = 4
      Diamond = 2
      Bookshelf = 1
      That’s 9 chief

    • @SidOfThe7Cs
      @SidOfThe7Cs Год назад

      If you can actually use bucket he can get 9 otherwise he can just break 2 blocks in the wall instead of the 3 on the floor to get to the book for a score of 10

    • @johnlegend5232
      @johnlegend5232 Год назад

      ah yes, enchantment table with 2 obsidian

  • @Tractorsareawesome
    @Tractorsareawesome Год назад

    Last level, you might be able to only break one block to get close enough to break and book then maybe fishing Rod the book to you?

  • @cassee2179
    @cassee2179 Год назад

    Fishing rod the book!

  • @dino_drawings
    @dino_drawings Год назад

    This hurt my brain to watch, as half of the things he struggle with I already know😭

  • @guthixwolf7016
    @guthixwolf7016 Год назад

    Try to lower the roof on the water stream by the 1 block gap by placing a wool there

  • @jacobc7114
    @jacobc7114 Год назад

    You could've gotten into the book room at the end by breaking 2 blocks

  • @rrroooooooooo59
    @rrroooooooooo59 Год назад +3

    You only need to break one iron ore. It would replace the stone you broke to let out the water, then you would be able to get into the bookshelves!

  • @Westopia
    @Westopia Год назад +1

    wasnt he supposed to bridge with torches and dirt lmao

  • @vikramgovindarajan112
    @vikramgovindarajan112 3 месяца назад

    i didn't know until now that crossbows can be crafted.

  • @xd3athclawx554
    @xd3athclawx554 Год назад +1

    i hope he realises that breaking stuff like torches or sugar cane doesn't take up a use.

  • @lemonuncle
    @lemonuncle Год назад

    Bookmark: Completed

  • @benjaminlewis4667
    @benjaminlewis4667 Год назад

    What an interesting puzzle game!

  • @snaketail114
    @snaketail114 Год назад +2

    The last level you did is possible in 8 uses if you swim through the crack and use wool and a chain to reach the bookshelves in crawl. Swimming through the crack is possible, but it will take many tries.

  • @straightvibin6972
    @straightvibin6972 Год назад +1

    I swear some people just join his stream and not read the title or watch like 10 minutes of the stream before commenting some dumbass shit that doesn't apply at all because they didnt bother to actually look at what is going on.

  • @mathematicskid
    @mathematicskid Год назад

    16:43 you can by eating the mushroom soup in the chest, not sure if you figure that out of not.

  • @mathematicskid
    @mathematicskid Год назад

    45:38 are you trying to make a nugget chestplate

  • @catalin9637
    @catalin9637 Год назад

    break the wall beside the buckshelf...

  • @gagemonster555
    @gagemonster555 Год назад

    what is that red book in the inventory?

  • @Robin-93
    @Robin-93 11 месяцев назад

    Hi, what is the red book in the inventory? 14:55

  • @meepsoleruler444
    @meepsoleruler444 Год назад +1

    Use the door

  • @mistersnowy5619
    @mistersnowy5619 Год назад

    never thought i would be roasted for using crossbows but realising i know lots more then him makes me realise that i shouldn't care
    a plank is 1.5 items in smelting and a stick is 2 and he doesn't know how to use a furnace and he litterally asked if wood pick breaks iron

  • @mathematicskid
    @mathematicskid Год назад

    22:46 smelt the door

  • @dylanzarzyna1618
    @dylanzarzyna1618 Год назад

    Who said use a door because you killed a puppy last night as one of my dogs was having a litter of puppies but the 2nd of had a full cleft palate which made it incapable of breathing properly which led to it passing on

  • @matsnordstrom1969
    @matsnordstrom1969 Год назад

    Did I hear a SWEAR at 47:55? ;)

  • @alexanderwoods2618
    @alexanderwoods2618 Год назад +1

    Hi Jordan

  • @samzthemonkeysheep7960
    @samzthemonkeysheep7960 Год назад

    did you try the door?

  • @unldmonster7047
    @unldmonster7047 Год назад

    Break through the waallllll

  • @daphnedherbert
    @daphnedherbert Год назад

    commenting for algo, want more of this

  • @aiodensghost8645
    @aiodensghost8645 Год назад

    "The less you use tools, the more shit youll be awarded with." Thats ehat I read at first, anyway...

  • @user-ku5yq5uq9y
    @user-ku5yq5uq9y Год назад

    guys do you know what mods CaptainSparklez used in this map ?

  • @cliptracer8980
    @cliptracer8980 Год назад

    String

  • @hecatesowl8688
    @hecatesowl8688 Год назад

    You had a door

  • @rinzler12345
    @rinzler12345 Год назад

    hey thats me on the thumbnail

  • @krismechlenborg6902
    @krismechlenborg6902 Год назад

    When I saw your "get on the tree" level, I think its hard to belive that you have played Minecraft for that many years. Everyone knows to put the torch in the off-hand...

  • @rollikonto2448
    @rollikonto2448 Год назад

    the torch didnt wvwn count

  • @madjazz_3200
    @madjazz_3200 Год назад +2

    I think jordan is getting a bit too old… speed is not one of his strong suits anymore

  • @andrewwupori6163
    @andrewwupori6163 Год назад

    collectively it appears twitch chats are some of the more un intelligent groups of people. The amount of times you see people telling him to do something he had just stated was not possible is... well its stupidly high.

  • @thisdudoe7969
    @thisdudoe7969 Год назад

    Yay

  • @casparstanford382
    @casparstanford382 Год назад

    The sign was bugging me

  • @Scapularbore
    @Scapularbore 8 месяцев назад

    I guess i am nobody because I craft the crosswob

  • @KickbackGames
    @KickbackGames Год назад

    watching you do puzzles makes me irrationally angry

  • @matthewapplegate2618
    @matthewapplegate2618 Год назад

    🎉

  • @MikeVSMike
    @MikeVSMike Год назад

    More

  • @Vernoncore
    @Vernoncore Год назад +1

    I am offended. I make crossbows and tripwire hooks :( (this is a joke)

  • @samthemisfit
    @samthemisfit Год назад

    W

  • @unavailableun
    @unavailableun Год назад

    Who crafts a crossbow?
    me

  • @DiscordBalls
    @DiscordBalls Год назад

    Hiya pal

  • @the_chronicler
    @the_chronicler Год назад

    Let's go

  • @TheFreeMan247
    @TheFreeMan247 Год назад +1

    jordan has been playing minecraft for over 10 years and he doesn't know how much you can smelt with two sticks 🤦‍♂or how to look at right part of the screen and see how many times he has used a tool