Useless Minecraft (#1)
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- Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025
- Today we must play without using tools
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The first time in history the chat saying "DID YOU TRY RIGHT CLICKING" was actually valid haha
I'm at 10:20 , and I'm hoping he realizes that breaking the torch doesnt actually count as a tool use (neither did the sugar cane)
yep thats what i was thinking exactly
BRO I PAUSED AT THE EXACT SAME TIMESTAMP to read the comments if someone mentioned THIS EXACT THING!
@@FoxSlyme Risky
@@opfu1237 wdym?
@@FoxSlyme You never wanna check the comments before the videos done. Why? Spoilers.
Always adorable seeing Jardon pretending he’s not just reading chat’s suggestions when he’s trying to figure something out
When Jordan doesn't realise in the first room that breaking things like the torch and sugar cane doesn't count as a tool use
Time to indulge myself with some more captain sparkles
…I’m gonna 👍🏾s this up
It's everyday bro!! 😂
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Ngl, I read this as “Captain Sparkless” 😂
Literally my words when I see a new upload
I'm at 14:37 and I am still waiting for jardown to realize it only counts when the tool loses durability. I want to facepalm so hard right now.
Captain: "Oh ut's like Mario! World 1-1, World 2-1"
2 seconds later: *Wait, why does [second world] also say Stage 1?"
10 minutes later: "Why does this stage say 2-1?"
As a person who specializes in fireworks and firework related shenanigans, I am disappointed you think I don’t craft a crossbow
An 8-star rocket is really fun to use in SMPs where no one’s past iron
Fun Fact. You can place the reset level block in the tutorial and it won't delete it. So I was able to clear it with 0 tool uses.
You can also break two blocks instead of 3 at the end by mining the wall instead of the opening
He made the perfect cow noise ever im dying help!!!!!! @50:00
i’d love to see a second part !
I’d love to see this whole map, very exited for next VOD :)
At 19:20 I was so hoping he would break the grass block to get the dirt and pot. But I guess that wouldn't have gotten the trapdoor. But great vid!
pots don’t break when u break the block beneath them i think
I realize the 2nd episode is already up, but I'm betting that you need to use that cobblestone above the water to block yourself from standing (on the last stage of this episode) and then crawl to the bookshelf.
i bet you could use the one stick and the wool to smelt the boots to get the nugget to finish a second iron ingot for a pressure plate and put it in the hole before you release the water
Can you imagine if you played normal Minecraft in this way. Just efficient as all heck.
use the 4 string to make wool and see if you can place the wool to where the water flows further
pretty sure its just the bucket. you need 2 blocks where sparklez used 4. instead of breaking the water block and the 3 to get to the bookshelf you just break 1 iron and the plank with the sign.
@@bastederbestehe could also use the block he broke to get the water out too, possibly. He was acting like he needs to rush to fill up the hole, when in reality, the timing doesn’t matter, and I don’t think the hole will affect it from that far away.
@@extremecubeor he could just break the side wall and only break two blocks instead of three
he also could just make a boat as its only 2 blocks to break instead of the 3 which would get the 3 stars
Use the door. I hear that's a great strat for all these puzzles.
Little did he know that breaking a torch does not contribute to durability, and therefore does not count as a break
Numbers being talked about here and then just being a mess and then trying right clicking being very funny to see abf calling being cool
if a block mines instantly, it doesn't use tool durability
What about the leaves
@@notaseat5934 they don't quite mine instantly
47:54 Jardon cursed with the most vulgar word in the world. This is the first time for me.
In the last puzzle, if you break the two stone blocks next to the torch that's next to the crafting table, that'll let you in and out of the bookshelf room, and will have cut down the cost of entry into that room from three breaks to two.
47:54 Jordan says wtf 😂
I CAUGHT THAT ITS WEIRD HEARING HIM SAY THAT
10:36
I believe a much more simple solution was break 3 pieces of dirt and make a parkour path by starting on the chest and place the dirt blocks.
23:22 Shouting 4 sticks at Jardoon Maroon
That’s such an original map, I hope you continue it and make it as a series !
31:02 -> SLABS ARE THE SOLITION TO BREAK THE GRAVEL
This is gonna be a exciting video as always.
don't know if he recognizes this at some point but the metric by which you're scored is "minimum tool durability used" and breaking blocks that "instantly break" (torches, grass, tripwire, redstone, etc) with pick/axe/shovel/hoe/sword does not use any durability
During stage 3-1 I was literally like, "MAKE THE F-ING STICKS JORDAN!" 🤣🤣
Puzzle maps are my favourite kind of maps
Can we have some more of this but on the main channel?
Love maps like this
Was anyone else fuming at the start when he didnt realize the wheat and suger cane didnt add to tools used also at the end with the water even if it did work thats a one way trip
5:53 gardener moment
In the crafting a cartographer table, would the sugar cane have broken if you placed the crafting table in that corner? They would no longer have been adjacent to a water block and that would have saved a tool use.
I believe they disabled growth ticks for sugarcane so you didn't get more unintentionally. the sugarcane will only break after the water is removed AND an update occours around it, i.e by a growth tick
doesn’t matter either way because breaking sugar cane doesn’t use durability therefore not counting as a tool use
I played the map last week! Unfortunately you have to block update the cane after placing the table, requiring another block!
But because instamining is free, you can just break the cane
14:16 because wheat is instabreak, it doesn’t use durability on the hoe
The crafting table probably has to be broke and the wool can be crafted making it so you can crawl under the 2 of those, the craft table being placed towards the crawl space so you can still reach it after getting the books
43:30 ive been yelling theres a sign to my phone for like 10 mins now
38:45 Smelt the crafting table 😂
Last level: one iron ore, block of wood that supports the sign, and the chestcart contents to craft a bucket. Use the bucket to create obsidian, mine 4 and the diamond, swim into the bookshelf room and break the bookshelf. 9 broken blocks
Wood = 1
Iron = 1
Obi = 4
Diamond = 2
Bookshelf = 1
That’s 9 chief
If you can actually use bucket he can get 9 otherwise he can just break 2 blocks in the wall instead of the 3 on the floor to get to the book for a score of 10
ah yes, enchantment table with 2 obsidian
I think it’s pronounced Use Less Minecraft, Jardooon.
Same thing /s
19:14 wouldn’t breaking the dirt with the trapdoor on it drop the trapdoor, not on expert on doors but I thought that’s how those worked
The cartography table could have been done with 1 less action by using the shovel to mine a sand or grass/dirt block and placing it in the water next to the sugarcane, this would make the sugarcane spot invalid and they would break themselves, needing only one tool use not two
One less if you placed the crafting table in the water. 😉
at the end you could just try breaking through the wall it's 2 stone rather than 3
I for sure thought maybe you would've had to put the crafting table in the water to force the sugarcane to break.
for when u break sugar cane u can put crafting table blocking water source that auto breaks it
he didnt make an enchantment table, he made an entablement chant
This hurt my brain to watch, as half of the things he struggle with I already know😭
You only need to break one iron ore. It would replace the stone you broke to let out the water, then you would be able to get into the bookshelves!
plus a the shield plank for fuel.
Bro i was yelling at my screen about that door in his inventory, felt real stupid afterwards XD
i hope he realises that breaking stuff like torches or sugar cane doesn't take up a use.
I love this
Last level, you might be able to only break one block to get close enough to break and book then maybe fishing Rod the book to you?
Try to lower the roof on the water stream by the 1 block gap by placing a wool there
The last level you did is possible in 8 uses if you swim through the crack and use wool and a chain to reach the bookshelves in crawl. Swimming through the crack is possible, but it will take many tries.
my god the last one... Jardoon always make stuff harder for himself stg
on the last one can you place the minecart inside, then ride the minecart to get in.
What an interesting puzzle game!
You could've gotten into the book room at the end by breaking 2 blocks
wasnt he supposed to bridge with torches and dirt lmao
Hi, what is the red book in the inventory? 14:55
16:43 you can by eating the mushroom soup in the chest, not sure if you figure that out of not.
16:55 oh you do okay then
Bookmark: Completed
Did I hear a SWEAR at 47:55? ;)
I swear some people just join his stream and not read the title or watch like 10 minutes of the stream before commenting some dumbass shit that doesn't apply at all because they didnt bother to actually look at what is going on.
45:38 are you trying to make a nugget chestplate
what is that red book in the inventory?
i didn't know until now that crossbows can be crafted.
22:46 smelt the door
Fishing rod the book!
never thought i would be roasted for using crossbows but realising i know lots more then him makes me realise that i shouldn't care
a plank is 1.5 items in smelting and a stick is 2 and he doesn't know how to use a furnace and he litterally asked if wood pick breaks iron
Who said use a door because you killed a puppy last night as one of my dogs was having a litter of puppies but the 2nd of had a full cleft palate which made it incapable of breathing properly which led to it passing on
I am offended. I make crossbows and tripwire hooks :( (this is a joke)
I think jordan is getting a bit too old… speed is not one of his strong suits anymore
did you try the door?
"The less you use tools, the more shit youll be awarded with." Thats ehat I read at first, anyway...
break the wall beside the buckshelf...
guys do you know what mods CaptainSparklez used in this map ?
collectively it appears twitch chats are some of the more un intelligent groups of people. The amount of times you see people telling him to do something he had just stated was not possible is... well its stupidly high.
Hi Jordan
hey thats me on the thumbnail
Use the door
Break through the waallllll
The sign was bugging me
commenting for algo, want more of this
watching you do puzzles makes me irrationally angry
You had a door
the torch didnt wvwn count
When I saw your "get on the tree" level, I think its hard to belive that you have played Minecraft for that many years. Everyone knows to put the torch in the off-hand...
jordan has been playing minecraft for over 10 years and he doesn't know how much you can smelt with two sticks 🤦♂or how to look at right part of the screen and see how many times he has used a tool
String
Yay
🎉
I guess i am nobody because I craft the crosswob
Who crafts a crossbow?
me
To be as “smart” and rich as people say, hes not one of those…..
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