Jardon is getting senile, he can't even say Mega Parkour Irregular Non-Convex Rhombic's Dodecahedron Mini 2 without stuttering. How the mighty have fallen.
Maybe the political ads are part of a superluminal political campaign to warp the minds of the American people. Or maybe they are a random nonsensical joke. We might never know for sure 🤔
I think that the political advertisements are a joke since there are others like it in the map that have nothing to do with Wisconsin. Not to mention the nature of this map and how silly it is.
We tried to make the ads as contradictory and weird as possible. Like there is Michelle Wu (mayor of boston) and then some crazy lady who says she's America's most pro life governer
17:26 Words to follow. Pros don't talk short. That slime maze hunt section was very interesting, glad Jordan stuck through with it and completed it without cheating, but some neat strategies instead
I was so happy to see you were playing this map on stream, it’s up there with The Kitatcho Laboratories 3 for my favorite maps of all time. Plus your play-through of it was just way too funny :P Another map I think you may like is Escape the Lost Halls by Urgle, it’s an awesome puzzle map with a lot of unique mechanics. The latest version of the map is on Curseforge, I highly recommend it!
29:36 this will drastically affect the trout population normally i hate these comments with random messages they reuse on every video ever, but here it's applicable lol
I played this a few months ago with a friend and let's just say the drop in IQ was unreal. I think the most fun we had in it were in the freebird section and elytra course also we cheated at the tiktok parkour. and slime maze. and final boss
I did the TikTok parkour when I finally realised where to go. But the slime maze I accidentally cheesed first time by spam dropping the eye of Enders. And then I had to fight the final boss without rendering him but me and my friend managed.
Tony Evers!!! That man is my governor! Let’s fucking gooooo! He’s def cleaned up a lot of Walker’s (our previous governor’s) mess. He still has a long way to go, but he’s done a great job so far.
Cool map but it seems hell bent on wasting your time which isn't cool and it broke on the camel part for me and wouldn't play the cut scene which made the whole thing feel like a nice big waste of time for me
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Jardon is getting senile, he can't even say Mega Parkour Irregular Non-Convex Rhombic's Dodecahedron Mini 2 without stuttering. How the mighty have fallen.
To be fair, I said this at 14 seconds into the video. I guess I'm going senile too. Couldn't hear the cos
It's Rhombi Cosi Dodecahedron
@@jimmyh2137 well, one word, but yeah. Rhombicosidodecahedron.
Thanks for playing our map Captain! Such a fun video!
Slimerman might give me nightmares
What an amazing map
hi there! I’m so curious about the political ads. Why?
Maybe the political ads are part of a superluminal political campaign to warp the minds of the American people. Or maybe they are a random nonsensical joke. We might never know for sure 🤔
If you want to replace xysti with a word in the dictionary, queue is an equally evil wordle word
I have no idea if this was intentional, but this map is giving major Goat Simulator 3 vibes and I'm loving it lmao
No wonder the chaotic vibes feels familiar 😆
After the release of Multiverse of Nonsense, I am inclined to completely agree XD
"I feel like they are internally discussing...BALLS" -Captain Sparkles July 2024
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Can you blame them though
The advert at 17:43 is both quite funny but also baffling like, why are Wisconsin politics invading Minecraft parkour maps.
Some thought! Pretty odd
I am in Wisconsin at this moment
I think that the political advertisements are a joke since there are others like it in the map that have nothing to do with Wisconsin. Not to mention the nature of this map and how silly it is.
I think what's crazy is that I googled some and they are actual people, this map is so wild
We tried to make the ads as contradictory and weird as possible. Like there is Michelle Wu (mayor of boston) and then some crazy lady who says she's America's most pro life governer
What a map name, no wonder you didn't remember it...
Nor how to pronounce it lol
1:48:50 "They charged that much for his what?? Talk about a load of bull." -- Groucho Marx, probably
It's good to see they let you play minecraft at the retirement home.
17:26 Words to follow. Pros don't talk short.
That slime maze hunt section was very interesting, glad Jordan stuck through with it and completed it without cheating, but some neat strategies instead
I was so happy to see you were playing this map on stream, it’s up there with The Kitatcho Laboratories 3 for my favorite maps of all time. Plus your play-through of it was just way too funny :P
Another map I think you may like is Escape the Lost Halls by Urgle, it’s an awesome puzzle map with a lot of unique mechanics. The latest version of the map is on Curseforge, I highly recommend it!
This map is amazing 😂 You need to play more maps by these people!
29:36 this will drastically affect the trout population
normally i hate these comments with random messages they reuse on every video ever, but here it's applicable lol
Jardoon blessed us with a 2 hr long Minecraft map ❤
the levitation part feels like the perfect moment to parody the ladder scene from metal gear
This map was just awesome! I do hope I don't get nightmares from Slimerman though, that really was Horror Map material right there!
24:31 Rewatching the slow part on 2x speed was actually pretty neat
You must play every map by them please… THESE ARE MY FAVORITE AND AMAZING
18:02 as someone from Wisconsin that’s hilarious
Same lmao
Mega Parkour Irregular Non-Convex Rhombicosidodecahedron Mini 2
That slimerman is like, "Hello there. My name is Markiplier!" 😆😆🤣
I've been waiting for jardoniscissisisje to play this, played with a friend and stayed up till 2 am because of how amazing it was
The whole thing felt like a fever dream
I am glad we could give you such an amazing fever dream :D
the head of wardrobe and Transporation were amazing!
16:24 he missed the chance to say PORKCORE lol
This map is absolutely ridiculous, it's amazing
the milwaukee advertisements was hilarious xD
what is it with map creator loving to make the most tedious things to ever exist
dont thing the pigstep was a remix I just think it was sped up
I was dying laughing at the prestonplays part
This is giving me flashbacks to Bodil40’s Epic Jump Maps
the underwater poster 🤣
No checkpoints only up parkour is the G.O.A.T 😂😂
This has been one of the best parkour maps you have ever played😂!!
1:11:34 my guy tentatively forgets his return to checkpoint and just stayed there, unless he can't swithc but that's just how it seems to me.
This is such a funny video im losing my mind 😂 (edit: almost peed my pants laughing)
One of the best maps Jordan has played on.
The only map where you say "Oh no, checkpoints are coming!"
dude this was the funniest map ive ever seen
this was crazy to watch while high
5 months later. I 100% agree.
Slow Sniffer being Pretty Weird and Fun Seeing but Nice Time Fixing it out High Waiting for it to Move and Fan Spinnning Ways being Fun
Jardon pullin a DBZA Guru For real though. lol 29:30
24:33 25:22 i love how he doesnt acknowledge the d*ream sound clip
Simultaneously the best and worst map ever
I love the goat scream
I didnt know GOAT was for Greatest of all Time.....
genuine question: how old are you and where are you from because I remember GOAT dating back to the 90's and im 21..
@@aidan2135how could you remember something from the 90’s if you were born in the 2000’s
@@aidan2135 32 years old and now Im embarrassed lol, it sounded like a Gen Z slang
@@liamcallahan9595 You can consume content that is older than you
@@BasementBen It seems like it's basically become that now.
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Are those politicians actually real?
Yep.
Yeah I saw the current mayor of Boston in there.
Yes! Tony Evers is my governor! He’s done a decent job so far, and I’d vote for him again over any GOP carpetbagger
Xysti is the new PROY G BIV moment
No way, someone else who enjoys wacky unconventional 3d objects! (My pfp was made by me so it doesn't even have a proper name)
At 1:35:23 Jordan turned back into pros don’t talk short
I played this a few months ago with a friend and let's just say the drop in IQ was unreal. I think the most fun we had in it were in the freebird section and elytra course
also we cheated at the tiktok parkour. and slime maze. and final boss
I understand, it's a lot harder than most parkour maps
I did the TikTok parkour when I finally realised where to go. But the slime maze I accidentally cheesed first time by spam dropping the eye of Enders. And then I had to fight the final boss without rendering him but me and my friend managed.
@@nicolasmahmoudieh-kraetz6772 We just duplicated our ender eyes lol. I think it was around 1 am when we were going through that part
many of the adverts seem to be real
44:26 I can see this easily in bedrock.
what texture pack are you using
Well that was... something.
I'm very surprised Sparklez didn't know about Toy story.
i need this map
what in the hek was this parkor map o,o
if I were jordan I'd be more upset that they're essentially using his skin for publicity for a political advertisement
Nooo! Not Dweam!
Does anyone know what shaders is he using? They look great
Was there a Rubberduckie one?
I love Captain, can't pronounce the word, make it a different one.
oh got, not yuri nator
Oh icosadodecahedron is 20 sided, I thought a dodecahedron was 20 but it's only 12. Cool.
Tony Evers!!! That man is my governor! Let’s fucking gooooo! He’s def cleaned up a lot of Walker’s (our previous governor’s) mess. He still has a long way to go, but he’s done a great job so far.
hi capn! this is the earliest ive ever been!
Xysti is a word JArdon...
Yay
It's pronounced rhombicosidodecahdron... jeez 🤣
Huh, can you please say that again please? What's the map name?
Lol man can't say dodecahedron. Some ppl never got The Phantom Tollbooth read to them as a child and it shows
24:53 now do that in real time
It's kind of awful that these map makers keep putting copyrighted music into their maps. Like. Ew.
Copyrighted music is awesome. Sorry that youtubers can't enjoy it but it's great fun for everyone else
Cool map but it seems hell bent on wasting your time which isn't cool and it broke on the camel part for me and wouldn't play the cut scene which made the whole thing feel like a nice big waste of time for me
Did you go to the portal with all 10 obsidian
why does he think standing and waiting for him to come is better then running through the maze?
Preston plays?
Let's go
Pog
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Dream ruining people's runs as usual
Captainsparklez fans pls like
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I like captainsparklez
@@theworfer27why
@thedarksaber his videos are fun, he doesn't use clickbait, he doesn't shout, and he doesn't ask you to subscribe, also he plays our maps :D
Well, considering how important the election is coming up, is pretty good of them if the candidates are against the cheeto
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That was indeed the most awesome map in a long while!