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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +1689

    As someone who isn't British, I find this pretty confusing, amusing and yet fascinating at the same time.

    • @charybdis3795
      @charybdis3795 2 года назад +31

      Im not even surprised to see you here

    • @Algae555
      @Algae555 2 года назад +20

      As someone who is British I still find this confusing

    • @alfae
      @alfae 2 года назад +18

      as someone who is british, this is completely normal

    • @needlespoon4734
      @needlespoon4734 2 года назад +4

      Oh boi

    • @nobinyamum7830
      @nobinyamum7830 2 года назад +9

      Us brits are very confusing humans

  • @FastTheSonic
    @FastTheSonic 2 года назад +668

    "HEY, GIVE MY PHONE BACK"
    "Alright then, fair enough, ya caught us"

    • @Sir-Blaze
      @Sir-Blaze 2 года назад +14

      they're probably training

    • @Ojrehman00
      @Ojrehman00 2 года назад +37

      He fully pulled the “swiper no swiping”

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 Год назад +2

      Tbf most new phones can be tracked

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 2 года назад +924

    I think there's a fairly good chance George has never been to a good chip shop...

    • @HH_Theology
      @HH_Theology 2 года назад +17

      Hello Mr Morgan, why did you walk off your own show even if you were getting paid a very high salary?

    • @adriandoesntpost
      @adriandoesntpost 2 года назад +4

      What's a chip shop?

    • @tyler-js
      @tyler-js 2 года назад +4

      He has, he knows cheesy chips and salt and pepper chips are good, curry’s ok and everything else is mank

    • @HH_Theology
      @HH_Theology 2 года назад +2

      @@adriandoesntpost a shop that sells fish, sausages and chips or fries if you are American.

    • @liamholcroft7212
      @liamholcroft7212 2 года назад +2

      @@tyler-js That doesn't mean anything. He just has shit tastes.

  • @TheBritishDemons
    @TheBritishDemons 2 года назад +375

    As an employee of WHSmith, i have to agree that the prices are way too high

    • @robertcumming9227
      @robertcumming9227 2 года назад +3

      What's the most expensive thing for what it is?

    • @TheBritishDemons
      @TheBritishDemons 2 года назад +6

      @@robertcumming9227 drinks are a scam. 250ml redbull comes to £2.19

    • @robertcumming9227
      @robertcumming9227 2 года назад +5

      @@TheBritishDemons the big ones or the small ones?

    • @TheBritishDemons
      @TheBritishDemons 2 года назад +6

      @@robertcumming9227 small

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 2 года назад +4

      In normal covvie store : crisps £0.75
      Whsmiths : £1.30

  • @gerhardtvanderlinde9788
    @gerhardtvanderlinde9788 2 года назад +146

    every time i see George post a no context Britain, i get an unmatched dopamine hit

  • @drew2789
    @drew2789 2 года назад +46

    ''They were so polite, that I got pickpocketed''
    -George Memeulous

  • @ughneyko
    @ughneyko 2 года назад +388

    every day is suffering but when george posts it takes it away for those 10 minutes. thank you

    • @kit9993
      @kit9993 2 года назад +7

      Hope you get through it

    • @defenderofminorities3056
      @defenderofminorities3056 2 года назад +7

      better days are coming my friend, now we just gotta get past the potential world war starting

    • @ughneyko
      @ughneyko 2 года назад +5

      @@kit9993 thank you :)

    • @abzinhoo
      @abzinhoo 2 года назад +4

      Ok

  • @beth4692
    @beth4692 2 года назад +40

    “WHSmith just exists to rip people off at train stations and airports”
    Truer words were never spoken

  • @xto9517
    @xto9517 2 года назад +143

    3:29 Do you know how aggressive non-British people think British are.

    • @MoldovaTelecom
      @MoldovaTelecom 2 года назад +12

      @beauty zone 4 im 6 what’s sex

    • @_.sebk_845
      @_.sebk_845 2 года назад +27

      @@MoldovaTelecom its a biscuit u can get if u ask ur teacher at school!

    • @MoldovaTelecom
      @MoldovaTelecom 2 года назад +7

      @@_.sebk_845 ok thank you

    • @desiderium5678
      @desiderium5678 2 года назад +5

      nah man they said they were russian but i guess russians are aggressive as well

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black 2 года назад +4

      @@MoldovaTelecom tell me if it works

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 2 года назад +113

    Being american and temporarily living in England. Content like this makes me wanna stay longer.

    • @dusanstanisic7567
      @dusanstanisic7567 2 года назад +4

      Imposter

    • @aaaa-xf3hx
      @aaaa-xf3hx 2 года назад +4

      Do you have a Cheryl Cole shrine?

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 2 года назад +1

      I wouldn't

    • @garmen-
      @garmen- 2 года назад +1

      Also NHS and public transport

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 2 года назад +2

      @@garmen- public transport has been good so far. I currently live in Solihull and have to go through Birmingham and Dudley. Occasionally there’ll be delays but nothing too horrible. The only issue i had was when i was gonna take a train from Selly Oak to Birmingham New St. All trains got cancelled and they didnt explain why. So im like “screw it. I’ll take the bus”. Also at one point, a bus from Solihull to Birmingham Moor St. had to reroute. At this point i was like “huh. Birmingham isnt bad. Why do so many people hate it?” And then we went through Small Heath and i was thinking “oh fuckin hell….”

  • @PatrickMapper
    @PatrickMapper 2 года назад +370

    I hope this series never ends lol

  • @clockworkorange6449
    @clockworkorange6449 2 года назад +88

    Incredible video of contextless Britania, Mr. Memeulous.

    • @Tsun-sweet
      @Tsun-sweet 2 года назад +2

      How did this comment already get stolen it's only been an hour 😭

  • @makal5552
    @makal5552 2 года назад +39

    Another humerous collection of pictures,stories and news from no context Britain thank you master George Memeulous for making another one of your marvellous videos

  • @nasiek2218
    @nasiek2218 2 года назад +122

    Plot twist: He was actually WillNE the entire time using a voice changer

  • @confusedgoombawestandwithu2944
    @confusedgoombawestandwithu2944 2 года назад +38

    Yes George , Crunchie appreciation doesn't happen nearly enough these days !

  • @butterfly_etno.o2137
    @butterfly_etno.o2137 2 года назад +62

    It's always a great day when Mr. Memeulous posts

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 2 года назад +22

    2:05 She’s definitely the type of person who would tell a Native American to “go back to where they came from” (If she was American that is).

    • @Blazedreptile
      @Blazedreptile 2 года назад

      Those people are not native to America lmao 😂 😂

  • @plonky6943
    @plonky6943 2 года назад +49

    Who thinks George should watch the Harry Hill movie with James?

    • @LexVanguard2004
      @LexVanguard2004 2 года назад +2

      Or the Horrid Henry Movie

    • @egostiic4183
      @egostiic4183 2 года назад +1

      If gorge doesn't watch every single episode of "harry hill's TV burps" im uncri bing

  • @smittzero8463
    @smittzero8463 2 года назад +16

    They weren't lying. I've never seen more than 32 customers in a WH Smith's at once. At least Waterstones can be bothered to put price stickers on their stuff, even if both shops defy all laws of economics.

  • @smoothlikepg13
    @smoothlikepg13 2 года назад +7

    I was just binging parts 1-7 and this popped up in my notifications, how delightful

  • @user-on9jp3xh9b
    @user-on9jp3xh9b 2 года назад +12

    3:25 my mum once got her bag taken off her by this like 6"3 guy and she goes "fine keep it" and he gave it back 💀

  • @slothmun6409
    @slothmun6409 2 года назад +36

    we had the most powerful empire in the world once and now we’re just this

    • @whitefang7181
      @whitefang7181 2 года назад +1

      nothing wrong with this.

    • @Blazedreptile
      @Blazedreptile 2 года назад +1

      This has been corrupted by immigration

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад +2

      The UK's national sport is shooting itself in the foot.

  • @monitoo_fml
    @monitoo_fml 2 года назад +11

    your editor is the best
    also George ur laughter cures all illnesses

  • @brokencontrollergaming3529
    @brokencontrollergaming3529 2 года назад +6

    Loved ur channel for long, top tier guy always makes me laugh

  • @sanguinedelight6464
    @sanguinedelight6464 2 года назад +41

    That pickpocket story reminds me of what happened to me when i was a child growing up in a new place
    i for some reason always carried my mario plushie with me wherever i went,that was a thing that happened
    yeah anyway one day i ended up on a playground full of kids and a bunch of them nicked my plushie when i was distracted by yelling going on some way away
    i didnt realise until it was time to go that he been nicked,so i shouted at the top of my autistic voice for the kids to give it back (they were at the very top of a climbing wall)
    and after a bit of fussing they threw him down at me and let me go on my merry way

    • @veryepikhuman3958
      @veryepikhuman3958 2 года назад +2

      you shoulda climbed up there and threw the little creatures off.

    • @sanguinedelight6464
      @sanguinedelight6464 2 года назад +1

      @@veryepikhuman3958 they were bigger than me lol

    • @veryepikhuman3958
      @veryepikhuman3958 2 года назад +1

      @@sanguinedelight6464 were they bigger than the anger you felt toward them for stealing your mario plushie though?

    • @sanguinedelight6464
      @sanguinedelight6464 2 года назад

      @@veryepikhuman3958 yup

    • @veryepikhuman3958
      @veryepikhuman3958 2 года назад +1

      @@sanguinedelight6464 well damn.

  • @jakevukovic
    @jakevukovic 2 года назад +8

    big lad george memeulous back at it again, ya love to see it boys

  • @allie_pie
    @allie_pie 2 года назад +5

    theres a simple solution to "chips and gravy" vs "cheesy chips"
    ✨poutine✨

  • @avamae6488
    @avamae6488 2 года назад +7

    Can we just appreciate how much George post's 💕

  • @garmen-
    @garmen- 2 года назад +4

    “So polite, in fact, that I got pickpocketed”

  • @watfultom8239
    @watfultom8239 2 года назад +5

    1:40 I agree, they just have too much potato inside of them

  • @jamiesmyth5965
    @jamiesmyth5965 2 года назад +4

    “Chips and gravy *gag* what is that?”
    Me, a Canadian: but…. Poutine???

  • @rockgurl10142
    @rockgurl10142 2 года назад +12

    It’s nice to see what fun headlines America could have if we didn’t have so many shootings

  • @demonbunni
    @demonbunni 2 года назад +111

    george has significantly lowered my respect for putting maccies fries over chip shop chips, insulting manchester, and slandering chips and gravy💀
    and no george, gash does not mean good in the north

    • @andyh4412
      @andyh4412 2 года назад +16

      He's southern, they don't really do good chippies let's be honest

    • @thomasbowen7040
      @thomasbowen7040 2 года назад +1

      We enjoy finer cuisine than greasy potato sticks in paper👍🏻

    • @TheDeathOrange
      @TheDeathOrange 2 года назад +1

      @@andyh4412 never been cornwall fella

    • @kaewinsxn1860
      @kaewinsxn1860 2 года назад +4

      When he said gash I burst out laughing🤣

    • @demonbunni
      @demonbunni 2 года назад +3

      @@thomasbowen7040 finer cuisine 💀

  • @The_big_prooooo
    @The_big_prooooo 2 года назад +4

    This is why I love Britain

  • @bilbinhooo
    @bilbinhooo 2 года назад +4

    This series genuinely makes me live

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 2 года назад +2

    the toilet paper one is actually genuine. there seems to be a thing with older chinese people where they go to the public toilets early in the morning and take all the paper, i even saw in some chinese toilets they have face scanners and dont let you take anymore paper for so many hours

  • @retardeddancingtriangle7632
    @retardeddancingtriangle7632 2 года назад +1

    This channel brightens up my day

  • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
    @oliverholmes-gunning5372 4 месяца назад

    As a Brit who lives in Spain, I can definitely say that the only thing that ruins Spanish summer holidays is British tourists. Also yeah, I've lived in Barcelona for over 20 years and I can definitely advise anyone going there that if someone comes up to you speaking English and trying to be friendly for no reason, they are looking to pickpocket you 100% of the time. Amazingly I've never once been targeted, but pretty much everyone else I know has at one point or another. I remember once that exact thing happened to my dad (he was wearing a Man U shirt and the guy came up and started basically doing what that Greek kid does to Jay in the pool scene of the Inbetweeners Movie- "you from Manchester? I love Manchester!!" plus pretend tackle), but as soon as he felt his phone being slipped out of his pocket he went full rage mode, grabbed the guy by the neck and got his phone back. The guy wriggled free and ran off, but my dad was already seeing the red mist and he started chasing him down the street even though the guy hadn't actually managed to take anything lol. Probably lucky he failed to catch him because my dad is 6'2 and weighs like 200 lbs and this guy was a skinny little dude, so the evening could easily have ended in manslaughter😂😂

  • @oblxvious
    @oblxvious 2 года назад +2

    1:22 basically you sit in this thing and it spins you around like mad, and its v difficult to stop it. You often see kids on it screaming cus they cant get off

  • @rubygr4cee92
    @rubygr4cee92 2 года назад +4

    memeulous and the other ex eboys genuinely make me so happy

  • @feddy9913
    @feddy9913 2 года назад +3

    6:24 as someone who lives in newcastle, i can say that is not what the houses are like here lol

  • @mang0ne
    @mang0ne 2 года назад +2

    I love no context Brits it just makes me remember where I live

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 2 года назад

    6:21 "Hershey's is bad" "Crunchy chocolate sounds good" paraphrase

  • @thomaslee8307
    @thomaslee8307 2 года назад +1

    gotta be bounty, crunchie and wispa gold

  • @megamindw1ll221
    @megamindw1ll221 2 года назад +3

    "how dare you" -greta thunberg (aimed at george when he said the potato faces are bad)

  • @casperloberg729
    @casperloberg729 2 года назад +8

    1:03 bo ol ov wa a

  • @jusyoniox
    @jusyoniox 2 года назад +2

    4:41 it's a good day when you find out you share the same birthday as the one and only George m

  • @robertmckellar2702
    @robertmckellar2702 7 месяцев назад

    It’s funny George just stands up,because if he sat down,his head would be under the table

  • @dottywhl5335
    @dottywhl5335 2 года назад +1

    Lately George, Joshy and Alex are the people helping my depression not seems so bad

  • @novaax4308
    @novaax4308 2 года назад +1

    These vids just get better each time

  • @purplepenguin4315
    @purplepenguin4315 2 года назад +3

    I like how George says Barcelona is a pretty small city when it has 5 million people living in it

  • @veryepikhuman3958
    @veryepikhuman3958 2 года назад +4

    Potato faces are good when they nice and crispy. I agree there is too much potato but having them when they're crispy negates that. In my opinion it's an A tier food when crispy F tier if normal.

  • @TheVykester
    @TheVykester 2 года назад +1

    George really pulled a swiper no swiping

  • @dunkerdunker6848
    @dunkerdunker6848 2 года назад +4

    This video is a proper bri’ish dish

  • @Mooshake069420
    @Mooshake069420 2 года назад +1

    Wonderful series George

  • @soovi4522
    @soovi4522 2 года назад +1

    Liverpool is the best place for a good chippy, this is an unbeaten fact.

  • @butterfly_etno.o2137
    @butterfly_etno.o2137 2 года назад +2

    4:19 boys when you'd get given rulers in class

  • @rsmt4727
    @rsmt4727 2 года назад

    “What’s for dinner mum” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dariofkxv6829
    @dariofkxv6829 2 года назад +3

    "it's a pretty small city"
    barcelona population: 1.6 million

  • @coffeebot
    @coffeebot 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for educating the masses, mr George M

  • @DNOPLAYSGAMES
    @DNOPLAYSGAMES 2 года назад

    Your outro energy was jarring it added two more hours of awake time tonight and I’m on a 12 hour shift so thanks for that George.

  • @vedangl6603
    @vedangl6603 2 года назад +3

    When you realize the tiny Russian man you mugged on a Spanish street is big masked lad on RUclips with 4 million subscribers :o

  • @isaacbetts6035
    @isaacbetts6035 2 года назад

    From Selby. When they rebuilt Selby Leisure Centre they built a bit called The Summit and had a vote to name it's mascot. Some lads at my primary school won. The mascot is now called 'YOLO the Yeti'.

  • @G0D_NPC
    @G0D_NPC 2 года назад +1

    No context Britain, a family favourite

  • @thyorangelord2768
    @thyorangelord2768 2 года назад +1

    That first guy looks like the angry guy from battle of the nerds

  • @KazeMoon
    @KazeMoon 2 года назад

    Finally Selby and Hull gets internet recognition haha

  • @CluelessAce1265
    @CluelessAce1265 2 года назад +2

    We are getting spoiled with these uploads fair play George

  • @wagwanbennydj6003
    @wagwanbennydj6003 2 года назад +2

    9:46 2 for £35 or just buy them both separately for £20 great logic

    • @xtb3215
      @xtb3215 2 года назад +1

      That's how a lot of things are sold.

    • @xpanda_ssbu168
      @xpanda_ssbu168 2 года назад

      He means 10 not 20

  • @BenjaminSoutnose
    @BenjaminSoutnose 2 года назад +4

    I might have just made this up but I swear George has already said about the pickpocket story

    • @katelynnvens1974
      @katelynnvens1974 2 года назад

      Not sure if it's in a video but he has posted about it on twitter

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 2 года назад

    It's all kicking off down in Cheltenham today

  • @nickevershedmusic8927
    @nickevershedmusic8927 2 года назад

    Omg the Piers Morgan one hahaha

  • @pottsie_era
    @pottsie_era 2 года назад +1

    i'm Australian
    those potato smileys are the bomb

  • @rin2597
    @rin2597 2 года назад +1

    The spinny chair as people used to call it for some reason, was the highlight of my childhood, don’t diss it

  • @nonope5405
    @nonope5405 2 года назад

    The way he pronounces Cheltenham is so jarring 🤣

  • @sovcitwatch
    @sovcitwatch Год назад

    Chips w/Chicken Gravy and Cheese Curds is a Canadian dish. 100% recommend it.

  • @agrimshaw92
    @agrimshaw92 2 года назад +1

    Whilst binge-watching this series one thing has become increasingly clear about George, his opinions on food can be ignored completely. Man rates Chippy chips bottom tier, doesn't like smiley faces and regularly shits on hula hoops... I'm starting to think hes a spy
    Edit: Forgot about Gravy! "It's basically just meat juice!" He says as if meat juice doesn't sound DELICIOUS!

  • @knighty6026
    @knighty6026 2 года назад +2

    Smiley Faced Potatoes are the greatest type of Potato after fries, change my mind.

    • @jacknesbitt240
      @jacknesbitt240 2 года назад +1

      Curly fries and hash browns mate

    • @rebeccas2801
      @rebeccas2801 2 года назад

      @@jacknesbitt240 don’t forget Roast Potatoes!

  • @ILikeSalamanders
    @ILikeSalamanders 5 месяцев назад +1

    8:46 That is real. I went to the Cheltenham KFC a lot and there is fencing around a kfc bucket on the floor outside.

  • @oliverpoletti7737
    @oliverpoletti7737 2 года назад +2

    my favourite australian youtuber

  • @wagwanbennydj6003
    @wagwanbennydj6003 2 года назад

    4:19 cmon gorge surely you've seen that video! Old but gold haha

  • @tombnomb2938
    @tombnomb2938 2 года назад +1

    Warwick castle is peak how dare they disrespect our national treasure!

  • @OtakuPie
    @OtakuPie 2 года назад +2

    You, a Brit: "Hot days, like when it goes above like-"
    Me, an Aussie: like 30°
    You:"-like 25°"
    Me: Oh....
    Lol

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 2 года назад

      I mean tbh it depends person to person and we dont have aircon so on hot days you have no safety

    • @OtakuPie
      @OtakuPie 2 года назад

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745 like, i know, few years back, I remember making fun of the news saying that "the uk was experiencing a historic heat wave with some places reaching 28°" cuz 28° is an average day here in Australia, and my mum was like, "no, think about the sick and elderly who don't have air con that aren't used to those kinds of temperatures" blew my stupid teenage mind

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад

      @@OtakuPie This is the thing. I'm a reasonably young healthy guy. If it hits 25ºC I'm at my limits of comfort. Like, even with a fan blasting on me above that temperature, I can't sleep comfortably. Just sitting around I'm mildly uncomfortable. If I start to do anything, I rapidly start sweating.
      People who are in rougher straits than I without aircon to save them? I guess they just die, huh?

  • @batthew6274
    @batthew6274 2 года назад

    an entire pub crawl around england? sounds like the next bambino becky video

  • @richardhockey8442
    @richardhockey8442 5 месяцев назад

    the turkey teddy bear 'catering by Dr Victor Frankenstein'

  • @draibat
    @draibat 2 года назад +1

    i watched this while eating sausages, mashed potatoes and heinz beans.

  • @legster983
    @legster983 2 года назад +1

    I bet Freda just ate British breakfasts and chips everyday

  • @callumcathrine6639
    @callumcathrine6639 2 года назад +1

    The planks of wood fight at 4:27 is in my town, pretty sure my grandma said it was the road over from hers or something. Deffintely near me xD

  • @malukaiwilton5877
    @malukaiwilton5877 2 года назад

    YOOO ME AND GEORGE HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN CHOCOLATE. LETS GO *starts dabbing uncomfortably*

  • @rujon288
    @rujon288 2 года назад +1

    5:48 lol there won’t be a tv listener soon

  • @adamweston4152
    @adamweston4152 2 года назад +2

    my next door neighbour has just come back from a Spanish holiday and him and his wife said that there were too many Spanish people in the hotel they stayed at,they said it ruined the holiday and that they could not get into the bar at the hotel because it was full of locals.

  • @mammoth-puppy3246
    @mammoth-puppy3246 2 года назад

    Oh wow, that was so kind and polite of them to pick pocket you! I think you’ve mistaken them for good people

  • @phantomplays7347
    @phantomplays7347 2 года назад +1

    Can the legend George like this?

  • @mikaruyami
    @mikaruyami Год назад

    5:10 don't forget the bacon drawbridge.

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere 2 года назад +2

    These are always hilarious lol

  • @Haybalemelonhead
    @Haybalemelonhead 2 года назад

    Yes! We actually need to bring back Harry’s hills tv burp

  • @itsdamoon
    @itsdamoon Год назад +2

    This makes me want to move to Britain

  • @richardhockey8442
    @richardhockey8442 5 месяцев назад

    there's a giant dalek buried under that playground, just waiting for a burst of energy from space to be re-activated, to emerge and wreak havoc on the earth.

  • @coolmangmoder4419
    @coolmangmoder4419 2 года назад +1

    I have to agree with the fact we need tv burp back

  • @mckenziemcquarry9209
    @mckenziemcquarry9209 7 месяцев назад

    “Got political.” -Man with Brighton logo for a profile picture

  • @ILikeSalamanders
    @ILikeSalamanders 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:02 Twirl, Mars and twix