r/EntitledPeople - Lady Thinks My Backyard Is a PUBLIC Playground! Won't Listen to Me...

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @elhoward7440
    @elhoward7440 4 года назад +243

    No, if somebody shows up in your yard without permission and you know who they are, file a criminal trespass complaint against their entire family, put up a security camera, and if you ever get footage of them setting foot in your yard again, have them arrested for violating a trespass order! But then, I keep coming home and telling the vacation renters from the house next door to immediately move their f-ing boat out of my yard, which they somehow thought would be okay to park there, despite the fact that it is obviously trespassing to do so.

    • @ItsUrakam
      @ItsUrakam 3 года назад +4

      Do it do it boiiiiiii

    • @Gaia_Seraphina
      @Gaia_Seraphina 3 года назад +10

      That's why we have invented FENCES in Europe. 😁

    • @muntasirmuntasir3489
      @muntasirmuntasir3489 3 года назад

      Lololol

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 года назад +2

      Call a towing company.

    • @foxxy46213
      @foxxy46213 2 года назад +1

      wanna know a weird UK law...if you block a drive it's against the law fines towing a stuff....BUT park in the drive nothing can be done unless it's leaking some kinda fluids weird as fuck

  • @oldwoman5942
    @oldwoman5942 4 года назад +286

    My neighbor’s son, a trucker, parked his semi & trailer in front of my house and ran the truck ALL NIGHT LONG. My bedroom windows would rattle and I couldn’t even hear my tv. I asked him to stop and he told me to F off and slammed the door in my face. I called the cops and the town and found out it was actually illegal for large trucks to even drive on my street let alone park. Truck never came back.

    • @heribertosarmiento1265
      @heribertosarmiento1265 3 года назад +12

      Too bad you didn’t record it

    • @hattrick8684
      @hattrick8684 3 года назад +11

      Truckers are generally abrasive when it comes to dealing with the public. We get a lot of shot from the public. People don’t like driving behind us on the highway and will actively stop us from passing them, even when we are doing 10-20mph more then they are(they’ll speed up and won’t let us get over in the lane and then slow back down when we get behind them). Take our parking at lots with truck parking, block us in on narrow streets, block us in when we park at a lot without specific truck parking spots, call and complain when we drive on roads they frequent, cut us off coming to a red light(which can be very fatal for you, please don’t do that). People just do all kind as a$$ f#

    • @MrsLJ-nn8qr
      @MrsLJ-nn8qr 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @westernjustice3824
      @westernjustice3824 3 года назад +19

      @@hattrick8684 no offense truly i believe what your saying but that still does not require you to be an @$$ to someone nor does it allow trucks to be where they shouldn't as it can also be a safety issue

    • @hattrick8684
      @hattrick8684 3 года назад +6

      @@westernjustice3824 it does sometimes. Sometimes you must be an ass to people. Depends on variables of the specific situation. There have been plenty of situations that dictated me being an ass to people to get my point or right of way across. My last stop of the night on a previous job was an alleyway. Only enough room for one vehicle to pass. I’d be driving along and someone would turn onto the road, pass all pull offs and come head onto me. I’d inch up and nose to nose them, if they wouldn’t back up I’d set my breaks turn my truck off and put my feet up. I’m in a tractor trailer, you see my coming down the road, you chose to not wait until I pass or pull over and let me pass, I now need to push you back or come to a complete stop. I can not back down the street to yield the right of way to you, can not, will not, either works. I’d also be forced to tailgate people on the interstate at 3am. They would be going 50mph(speed limit 65mph), speed up when I go to pass, then slow back down when I get back into the travel lane. After 5-6 times of trying to pass and this happening I’d accept the fact they need to be in front of me and when they’d slow down to the point of me tailgating I just wouldn’t back up any further. After a few moments they’d get tired of it and let me pass.
      As for parking there’s not always safe havens to park. The truck running is annoying, I admit, it annoys me while sitting in the truck. However sometimes it’s necessary. Sometimes we run out of driving time and have to stop where ever we are and if we were to move be in violation of federal DOT hours of operation laws. If he lived there and there was no local safe haven for trucks where else would he park? Leave his truck 50 miles away unattended? These vehicles can be well over $200k unloaded and Bob tailed.
      Trucking is an essential job. Truckers like to tell people it only takes 3 days of truckers being on strike for the country to shut down, while true, not all truckers would be needed for that to happen, just tankers. 3 days of no fuel delivery and petrol stops tanks would be exhausted. We get a lot of shit and complaints for people just for existing. People have a zero tolerance for us, whenever an accident involves a truck it’s automatically assumed we are the problem. We have to jump through a lot of hoops just to maintain our license.
      I know there are a lot of asshole truckers out there. There’s also a lot of polite and professional drivers out there, who may have just run out of patience dealing with the insane amount of BS that gets thrown our way. Right or wrong, it is what it is. I’m not trying to justify anything, I’m just trying to give you the perspective of the trucker and explain why some things happen.

  • @odu_history_1972
    @odu_history_1972 4 года назад +200

    6:45 "She apparently had a bad reaction to realizing she was immersing her sons in gay water." Dude. I had to pause the video for a couple of minutes I was laughing so hard. That's comedy freaking gold!

    • @ItsUrakam
      @ItsUrakam 3 года назад +2

      She must of been so comb for things

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 2 года назад +3

      The jet fumes man... they are making the water gay....

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 года назад +6

      @@abhabh6896
      I didn't realize that water has a sexuality.

    • @fieandersen5489
      @fieandersen5489 2 года назад

      hej

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Год назад

      That's awesome, actually, using douchenozzles' homophobia against them. Genius idea.

  • @melaniebaker2012
    @melaniebaker2012 4 года назад +130

    In the story "Your Yard is Now Our Park", if the woman and her children lived right behind the storyteller's house why didn't she just take her children home to use the bathroom? I'd never let my child use the bathroom in a stranger's house.

    • @ItsUrakam
      @ItsUrakam 3 года назад +14

      True just take them though the gate you obviously broke in though lol

    • @Zeromegas
      @Zeromegas 3 года назад +5

      The woman was so lazy to enter to her house that was few meters away.

  • @1jotun136
    @1jotun136 4 года назад +613

    Gotta love the power of gay water.

    • @TheBreadIord
      @TheBreadIord 3 года назад +7

      Pay water? Idk I have not ate it yet

    • @colourfulsouls
      @colourfulsouls 3 года назад +25

      Or in her eyes “unholy water”

    • @dagneytaggart7707
      @dagneytaggart7707 3 года назад +53

      The power of GAY WATER compels you!!!.....to stay in your own damn yard. 😒

    • @user-eh2jk6mf9s
      @user-eh2jk6mf9s 3 года назад +36

      Legends say it is 3 times more effective than holy water when it comes to vanquishing witches and trolls.

    • @1jotun136
      @1jotun136 3 года назад

      @@user-eh2jk6mf9s ,😆

  • @priestesspos6629
    @priestesspos6629 4 года назад +415

    I had neighbors tell their friends and guests that it was ok to park on the dirt lot side of my property, The neighbors never asked for permission first. It was not unusual for me to come home from work and find a half dozen cars or more parked on my property. I finally told the neighbors that I would start towing any unauthorized cars off of my property and they still continued to park there., Finally, I put up a security gate and closed off the easement to my property. The neighbors got upset and demanded that I had to open the easement back up because " Where were their guests supposed to park at?" I suggested that they park on the road in front of their home and they were horrified. I did offer to let them "rent" my empty lot at the rate of $10 an hour per car i,e ,$10 x 10 cars= $100 per hour. , Never heard another complaint again.

    • @rbldiver9906
      @rbldiver9906 4 года назад +50

      Saw a story not too long ago about a trucker who'd park on someone else's...almond orchard I think it was, causing a LOT of damage. Sheriff was called repeatedly, but there wasn't a ton they could do...UNTIL they strongly hinted that avoiding fees and whatnot was a lot more serious. As such, the family set out signs stating something like "Parking, $1000/hr," had it well documented (by sheriff and by themselves), so when they caught the trucker again, it was a much bigger deal.

    • @Wrtvrxgvcf55
      @Wrtvrxgvcf55 4 года назад +19

      WHAT? how is that not completely illegal? im pretty sure you can sue your neighbors for damages done to your property

    • @priestesspos6629
      @priestesspos6629 4 года назад +41

      @@Wrtvrxgvcf55 -apparently the easement leading to my property is considered public access. However, once the easement enters on my property line , then I have the right to block access. The great thing is that I share the easement with another neighbor, who is crazy. The entitled neighbors tried having their friends park on the easement in front of the crazy neighbor's house. After a few episodes of the crazy neighbor screaming/ yelling/ throwing things at the cars, the entitled neighbor started having their friends park on the road, which they should have been doing in the first place.

    • @jitaamesuluma9730
      @jitaamesuluma9730 4 года назад +30

      i had that happen so i went and bought a wheel clap , and they called the police , they were shocked when the policeman said not only was it legal for me to clamp the car but i could and did demand money for the release of them , you missed a trick my dear , i also pressed charges for trespass , i do not like pig ignorant people and i am not easy to scare as that weakling bully of a husband of hers soon found out , i made them pay me 100 for trespassing and for taking the clamp of , that was 20 years ago , after that i put a track the police use to rip up tires on the driveway , however , once he knew not only was i not scared of him but could beat up men , he never even looked me in the face after , i HATE COWARDS

    • @luvuforeverjames
      @luvuforeverjames 4 года назад +11

      I live with my fiance literally right next door to a primary school here in the uk. There are of course the usual zig zag markings and double yellow lines going from just before the school to just past our very large driveway indicating no stopping or parking whatsoever. On a couple of occasions I've had entitled parents think they can use our drive as a parking spot whilst they drop their little darlings off at the school, only for me to come outside and tell them to move their car somewhere else! I wouldn't mind so much if they knocked and asked permission....I may or may not give it, but also this is a private owned drive and not a car park. Also I live in a not very large town and most parents can actually walk their children to school in less than 10 minutes. Even if it was raining or whatever, they would only have to pull over at the kerb a bit further up where there are no parking restrictions, but they are that lazy they literally want to jump out and drop junior off in all of 2 minutes and jump back in and drive off. Fortunately enough this has not happened since. 😊

  • @dai-yjamonae8671
    @dai-yjamonae8671 3 года назад +108

    Rules for attending someone else's wedding 👰💍🤵
    -Don't wear a wedding dress
    -Don't announce engagement
    -Don't propose
    -Don't announce pregnancy/ gender reveal
    Basically understand that the wedding day is only about the bride and groom, it's their day and no one elses. Have your own party to announce your accomplishment.

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I don’t support the history behind weddings, but even I understand that they have a different purpose now and that ain’t okay for someone to do. I’ve never even been to one before. (I don’t understand the wedding dress rule tho, what makes something a wedding dress? It being white?)

    • @kdepp90
      @kdepp90 2 года назад

      I can understand the no proposing, no pregnancy/gender reveal, or wedding dress, but I'm having trouble understanding why no engagement announcement? She just wanted to share her happiness with the bride and groom. I don't understand how/why that would be a taboo? It's not like the wedding ceremony itself was interrupted. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kdepp90
      @kdepp90 2 года назад +2

      @@LordOfElysium basically, don't look just as good or possibly nicer/better than the bride.

    • @crisvanfan
      @crisvanfan 2 года назад +11

      @@kdepp90 Because that's making their day about you.... It's like trying to blow out the candles on somebody else's birthday cake

    • @5PctJuice
      @5PctJuice Год назад

      @@crisvanfan It's closer to demanding the first slice of the birthday cake because your birthday is next week.

  • @MelanaC
    @MelanaC 3 года назад +33

    I’m impressed that subway was able to make 63 foot longs in ONLY 1 hour!

  • @zachsmith4253
    @zachsmith4253 4 года назад +130

    This one time I came home to find my front door open and two random kids sitting on my couch watching TV. They said their babysitter made them go outside so she could be alone with her boyfriend. So they came in through a open window. I actually ended up being their babysitter a week later.

    • @darkjackalope3717
      @darkjackalope3717 3 года назад +22

      May I ask if you told the kids' parents about how the baby sitter just kicked them out the house?

    • @zachsmith4253
      @zachsmith4253 3 года назад +33

      @@darkjackalope3717 I did. I actually called both of them as soon as I figured out where they lived.

    • @alexthelesbian5124
      @alexthelesbian5124 3 года назад +8

      This makes me happy but idk why

    • @amberscoutstarwatcher
      @amberscoutstarwatcher 3 года назад +16

      That was a very wholesome ending!!! You got a job, the parents got someone more reliable to watch their kids.

    • @ItsUrakam
      @ItsUrakam 3 года назад +11

      GASP WHAT A TYPE OF BABYSITTER WOULD DO DAT SHE NEEDS TO HAVE TO TAKE TO COURT

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 4 года назад +269

    "Gay water"?? 😂😂
    Sometimes people like them thinking like sack of potatoes..

    • @professorroundbottom438
      @professorroundbottom438 4 года назад +12

      @eddieisfiction
      So... they were frogs??

    • @ThomasWLalor
      @ThomasWLalor 4 года назад +4

      I might have opined: "FISH F*** IN IT, TOO!"

    • @mistydube654
      @mistydube654 4 года назад +1

      OP's Savings, OP's Money!!

    • @darleneperry3003
      @darleneperry3003 4 года назад

      @eddieisfiction lm

    • @starry8792
      @starry8792 3 года назад +3

      Huh... Well I always knew the rivers weren't straight.. But this is just... *ANOTHER LEVEL*

  • @scifiwriter6092
    @scifiwriter6092 4 года назад +58

    The last father should be praising his daughter for patiently saving all that money. If he wants his son to have an instrument, he should be either saving upward himself or getting his son a paper route or other type of job. I feel so sorry for the daughter. He was being so disrespectful and cruel. Thank you for all that you do for your Channel. Thumbs up.

  • @daniellediller5070
    @daniellediller5070 4 года назад +42

    Ok I used to work at subway, 63 subs is a catering box and you have to call it in at least 24 hours ahead of time, so that we were sure to bake enough bread for them all.

  • @Tammohawk1
    @Tammohawk1 4 года назад +257

    I have never understood parents who take from their kids. Whether it's money or their stuff that they sell for money. How can you do that to your kids?

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 4 года назад +30

      they (parents) think that the kids are their PROPERTY and they own them

    • @furrymessiah
      @furrymessiah 4 года назад +12

      It utterly defies logic of any sort. It breaks the Golden Rule. And it creates an emotional wound that never, ever heals.

    • @MrsWheezer
      @MrsWheezer 4 года назад +13

      It’s a type of abuse.

    • @user-mama_thomas
      @user-mama_thomas 4 года назад +11

      @@philiprice7875 people like that shouldn't be allowed to have kids. I have 2 daughters and I would not even take money from them that I gave them. I feel bad for kids that have parents like that.

    • @blackg0076
      @blackg0076 4 года назад +10

      I dont buy anything for my grandson anymore that can be sold , his mother will sell things online , like his toy cars , his swing set and other toys . I will engrave things with his name in a place that cant be removed or concealed . like console games etc . So much of the toys we bought him have ended up on gumtree .

  • @Violets_and_Madness
    @Violets_and_Madness 4 года назад +196

    Kayley
    Kaylee
    Caylee
    Cayley
    Calleigh
    K-Lee
    Did I miss any?

    • @choreomaniac
      @choreomaniac 4 года назад +23

      I was hoping for Que-ley or Qai-lhee

    • @isaac56176
      @isaac56176 4 года назад +25

      @Harriet Potter You missed Kayleigh and Cayleigh

    • @melisue7487
      @melisue7487 4 года назад +14

      🤣🤣🤣 I thought I was tripping at first

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 3 года назад +12

      Kei-Li, but your last one sound like Stan Lee's granddaughter.

    • @TheBreadIord
      @TheBreadIord 3 года назад +8

      Kwalee

  • @smokedes2
    @smokedes2 4 года назад +88

    That's a minute a sandwich, how can anybody stand around and watch somebody make sandwiches at that rate and complain about the time it took to make them?

    • @ItsUrakam
      @ItsUrakam 3 года назад +5

      I would say to them we cannot do that sorry ma'am

    • @kathymonahan8024
      @kathymonahan8024 3 года назад +4

      All they had to do was call ahead the subs would be ready on arrival

  • @AgFish86Zip90
    @AgFish86Zip90 4 года назад +113

    "...she was immersing her sons in gay water."
    Oh mylanta that was hella funny! LMAO!

    • @stephaniemay792
      @stephaniemay792 3 года назад +5

      It's OK lady it's not catching! Lol! Gay water? Honestly some people!

  • @raeishimura
    @raeishimura 4 года назад +90

    Its never going to go well making big announcements at someone else's wedding. And then the nerve of that social media post! Like, she didn't mention what she did to get booed and thrown out to try and get sympathy and smear the people at the wedding. Got what she deserved honestly. Bet her wedding was a LOT smaller than she hoped after that.

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 4 года назад +1

      that could have been plan bet both mothers would have said no and brides dad wanted to be reimbursed for the walk

    • @TheBreadIord
      @TheBreadIord 3 года назад +1

      Her wedding..... Was non-existent

    • @aviewer9516
      @aviewer9516 3 года назад +1

      Yep, she didn't mention they WHY part of the story in getting kicked out because she knew she would get roasted.

  • @nameisprivate5429
    @nameisprivate5429 4 года назад +171

    Your title caught my eye lol.
    I too have a large play yard build. We have a set up that rivals Burger King. We have a playhouse, a trampoline etc etc.
    I came home one day to not one but TWO cars parked in my GRASS and strangers letting their kids play. They argued that it was a “new park”. When I threatened to call police they switched to “but you have such a nice area it’s a shame not to share”.
    My kid has cancer. We CANT go out and now I have to sanitize ALL OF IT. They gave zero shi&$.
    I had them trespassed.

    • @alana.dyer.author
      @alana.dyer.author 3 года назад +20

      I am so sorry that happened to you. Hoping your child is recovering and has a log life hun ❤

    • @melaniescribbles
      @melaniescribbles 3 года назад +19

      So sorry to hear about your child, hope that they recovered and lived a long life. Sounds like those strangers got what they deserved: I'm no officer, but that does sound like trespassing to me.

    • @alexthelesbian5124
      @alexthelesbian5124 3 года назад +26

      I bought a playhouse for my daughter and I found a lady in my backyard with her son and daughter playing in it and the son had broken one of my daughters toys. I told them to leave and the lady said I had to let them play there because my kid had bullied their daughter ( she's three) and I made them leave. The next day I get home and all my daughters toys were gone and so was the play house. I watch my camera footage and see the lady took my daughters stuff. I look in her yard and see some toys but not the play house. Turns out it was in her house so I wouldn't suspect it was her. I called police and she was arrested but her husband bailed her out. Never came into my yard again.

    • @amberscoutstarwatcher
      @amberscoutstarwatcher 3 года назад +7

      😑😑😑 last time I checked trespassing is still illegal, so why would anyone think it's okay? My mom had an in home daycare for 40+ years and she had to tell a lot of neighbors that unless their kid was enrolled in her daycare they couldn't just expect her to take their kids every day...even if they were friends of my siblings or mine.

    • @jamesloll4601
      @jamesloll4601 3 года назад +10

      Actually DO understand exactly what you mean despite it WILL fly over 4/5ths of the people's heads that read this so I'll clarify. His kid has cancer, this means his immune system is already dangerously weak. Now what are MOST kids good at bring home? Kid get's sick and usually the ENTIRE family catches it and most of the time the flu and colds are transferred through contact surfaces. If ANY kid was playing in the playground with a runny nose... you SHOULD get the picture. Doesn't need to be a runny nose but even a sniffle. These parent need to take extreme care their cancer kid DOESN'T catch a simple cold or flu because with him it can easily be a death sentence.
      Boil it down to stupid simple, Kid with a light cold with sniffle wipes his nose ONCE, afterword's EVERY surface that hand touches leaves that 'mild' cold on EVERY SURFACE in the playground. Please REALIZE it a MILD COLD! One that's BARELY bothering the child! Might even think it's allegories! This 'mild' cold can easily kill a kid in a life and death struggle against cancer. THIS is why the parents MUST wipe down EVERY surface your child may of touched and they MUST be thorough, it includes every floor, ceiling and wall along with any post!
      This is WHY the parents are seriously pissed because any parent worth their salt WILL do the CLEANING THEMSELVES to make sure the job is done DAMN RIGHT! It's their kid's life on the line and already struggling and THESE 'OTHER' parents took one of the few 'safe' but fun places from their child. DOUBLE UP ON PISSED OFF... ... ...
      I HAD to explain this because it is too easy to over look and one may think the parents of the sick kid over reacted. No, it's the other way around as you let your innocent kids play in a place reserved for a sick child that can't afford to get ill. After effect, now literally every squire inch of this special place MUST be cleaned for this one special person for which it was built for with one less outlet to look forwards to while fighting for his life. :(

  • @itjustmemanning8441
    @itjustmemanning8441 4 года назад +414

    I think Subway did a great job! That's A Lot Of Subs! 👍☺

    • @DarkFluff
      @DarkFluff  4 года назад +42

      As someone who used to work at Quiznos...I think they did an amazing job Betti!

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester 4 года назад +21

      I used to work at a pizza hut one person tried to order 50 large pan pizzas for a party we made 10 he said he canceled since we had his ID and phone there's a special program on the terminal that can blacklist serten customer if they might be a liability for revenue, but we take whatever canned orders and every week a van that works at a homeless shelter takes whatever cancelled order we keep in the fridge in the back of house.

    • @Wi-Fi-El
      @Wi-Fi-El 4 года назад +32

      63 subs in an hour is like a sub a minute. I hope they got tipped good

    • @DarkFluff
      @DarkFluff  4 года назад +23

      @@Wi-Fi-El probably not... Judging by the review she left.. It wasn't made fast enough to her order. She might have even asked for a discount. 😂

    • @Wi-Fi-El
      @Wi-Fi-El 4 года назад +18

      @@DarkFluff yeah, I don't understand how people can be ungrateful. Especially when they got the order done so fast with no prior notice, while presumably helping other customers too. Personally on such a large order, I think there should be a mandatory tip, or some sort of gratuity charge

  • @cassierainier6786
    @cassierainier6786 3 года назад +21

    As a Newfie owner, I love that he released them outside. Literally the most docile breed ever, but damn they are giant and look like bears. This is great.

    • @TallCFarms
      @TallCFarms Год назад +4

      Bears!!! Love Newfies!!

    • @blitzwolfmon8297
      @blitzwolfmon8297 7 месяцев назад

      And like bears Newfies are totally adorable looking. Shame there is no way I can afford to take care of an animal bigger than a housecat.

  • @RedReaper666OG
    @RedReaper666OG 4 года назад +113

    Another thing you can announce at a wedding without getting in trouble is "I'M IN LABOR" (unless the bride's a Karen anyway)!

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 4 года назад +2

      what you never say........... look at bride and say Gawd isnet his penis massive?

    • @katzlevyalon
      @katzlevyalon 4 года назад +12

      As a mom of a large family, I respectfully disagree. You tell your partner or call your doctor quietly and politely leave. Even if your water broke. You don’t WANT to be the center of attention when you’re in labor- you just want your birth plan to go smoothly and for anyone who is not part of that to mind their own business.

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 3 года назад +2

      @@Metalbass10000 congrats! She sounds like an amazing women!

    • @Metalbass10000
      @Metalbass10000 3 года назад +3

      @@iatemycat5320 she really is. It hasn't always been easy, but it's always been worth it.

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 3 года назад +1

      @@Metalbass10000 Im happy for the both of you!

  • @skepticalparanoidme
    @skepticalparanoidme 3 года назад +8

    Never ever try to steal a newly wedded couple's thunder on their wedding day! You will have the whole clan hating you for decades to come, some of which will steal your thunder the same way that you did.

  • @GAMEPRODELTA
    @GAMEPRODELTA 4 года назад +107

    At the subway story; a party platter takes at least two hours called ahead of time, and that's just six subs.

    • @MelissaGeauxGirl
      @MelissaGeauxGirl 4 года назад +12

      Yes!! I was a Subway Manager ages ago... that kind of order would have been told NOPE unless you ordered 72 hrs in advance

    • @brucecarkuff521
      @brucecarkuff521 4 года назад +1

      @Tiberiu Farcas blood sweat and God knows what is in those. Possibly a finger or two.

    • @melisue7487
      @melisue7487 4 года назад +6

      I work in a deli at a grocery store and I had someone come and ask for 70 subs to be made that day in 4 hrs. She, thank god didn’t act like a Karen, but I had to tell her that with an order that large that it needed to be ordered at least 3 days in advance since we would have to make sure we had the meat and cheese sliced, all the condiments in stock and the bread in stock which we didn’t have. I wanted to tell her wtf she was thinking trying to order so much food at the last min like that. That shit I would be ordering at least a week in advance

    • @heartbreakerninja
      @heartbreakerninja 3 года назад +3

      I worked for subway for 3 years. I was usually in charge of making the party sub bread. Our rule was no party subs unless 24 hour notice as that bread had to be started early. Platters could be last minute but still needed at least 2 hour notice most times.
      Even with signage up stating this we would still get people coming in to order 36 feet of party subs for same day pick up. And they never take no for an answer!

    • @theadorkables3043
      @theadorkables3043 3 года назад +2

      @@heartbreakerninja 10 years at subway here :) for 3-6 foot subs the owners always wanted to make those themselves, so we were never actually taught how. Couldn’t make it even if we wanted to. Always had to order day in advance. We were lucky though, no customer was really much trouble, my entire area was pretty great though.
      The party platters we asked for 2 hours notice but if they were call ins we would still take it “ok sir/mame we will try our best to get your order ASAP but in future we ask 2 hours notice please, as it takes time to prepare them away from our regular walk ins” most respected the 2 hour notice and understood if they had to wait awhile as we did the best we could ^_^

  • @gregorythomas333
    @gregorythomas333 4 года назад +152

    Story#1: Same here...I wish I could have seen her face!
    Story#2: "She lived in that house for almost a year before she and her husband divorced." Hmmm...I wonder why? Bonus: Gay Water! Bahahahahaha!!!
    Story#3: Love how OP spelled "Kayley" FIVE different ways throughout the story :)
    Story#4: Actually...OP said that dad knew the owner...but that SHE got the job on her own.

    • @loganlazarus5644
      @loganlazarus5644 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, the different spellings is what stood out the most

    • @markblemler5410
      @markblemler5410 4 года назад +2

      That was the best.

    • @user-mama_thomas
      @user-mama_thomas 4 года назад +4

      @@loganlazarus5644 that drove me crazy and i don't normally notice stuff like that.

    • @tonsilsthecat3430
      @tonsilsthecat3430 4 года назад +4

      @@user-mama_thomas I think OP did it on purpose just to show how insignificant she was to him. My favorite was K-Lee...

  • @sirsander6767
    @sirsander6767 4 года назад +48

    That last story is a great way to teach your kid to NOT save money she earns. Better spend it all, right away, before my dad will steal it to give it to my sibling.

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 3 года назад +6

    The absolute cheek of that first woman! I would have sent her the bill for locks, a bill for admission to the pool, her share of hydro and chemicals and had her done for trespass. As for the last one, just look what goes on in places where female babies are killed because they are not male.

  • @tinaroberts5858
    @tinaroberts5858 4 года назад +17

    The Last story broke my heart, that poor girl. They don't deserve a daughter like her. So sad.

    • @johnallen4907
      @johnallen4907 3 года назад +1

      The Mom does. I hope Mom tore into Dad so good that he remembers to his dying day.

  • @laurelhess2836
    @laurelhess2836 3 года назад +10

    If Kaylee had just talked to the bride it could have been announced in a joyous way. As the bride, after the toasts, i would have said, "and just to show what good examples Brendt and I are, Kaylee and Josh got engaged last night! We wish them the kind of happiness we have."

  • @echomoon3381
    @echomoon3381 4 года назад +49

    Neighbor was horrified her kids were swimming in 'gay water'. OMG that about cause me to lose my mind laughing!!! Love it! ❤❤❤

  • @ArbiterofTruth
    @ArbiterofTruth 3 года назад +8

    “Immersed in gay water.”...laughed a little too hard at that one!

  • @Wileybot2004
    @Wileybot2004 4 года назад +390

    The “Gay water” from the second story is probably cleaner then public pool water.

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 4 года назад +28

      I'm still amazed people think that kind of thing is ever ok. It's a private pool, what if it's got cleaning chemicals in it that are harmful or something similar, you never know. So you don't use the pool ever without asking.

    • @lizgawin899
      @lizgawin899 4 года назад +14

      @@cgi2002 not only that but there's something else to consider: wildlife. If the em had returned with their kids and one of them blundered into an ant bed/other stinging insect home or got bit by a snake and needed to go to the hospital the em could try to sue but since the home owners had gotten the police involved in the first incident and had taken numerous measures to keep her off it's likely the em would lose not only the case but could also lose custody of the kids since she encouraged them to return which led to the childs injury,

    • @1jotun136
      @1jotun136 4 года назад +3

      Oh honey, for sure. Definitely some lavender with a hint of vetiver. 😉

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 4 года назад +5

      Too bad OP didn't decide to take a piss in the offending neighbor's yard for good measure....... but that would have been a childish and presumptuous thing to do, wouldn't it

    • @roycsinclair
      @roycsinclair 4 года назад +10

      "Gay water", that was just funny.

  • @bricemacaluso8361
    @bricemacaluso8361 3 года назад +3

    I'd resolve it through the realty company. Find out who she pays her mortgage to, see if they'll sell you the title to the ladies house, draw up a new contract for her to sign that restricts her to her own back/front yard and if she breaches contract just once, she gets 30 days eviction notice.

  • @daemon2426
    @daemon2426 4 года назад +33

    If my father had come demanding my savings like that, it'd have been a screaming match. If they came to me for Christmas on a year I knew we were tight or something like that, in a heartbeat, but that's my choice. It's my money not my parents'. Also, the only time it's ok to announce an engagement at a wedding, is if the bride and groom are in on it, end of discussion

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 2 года назад

      I would gove, but my parents are good and I want to even it in some way anyway... but they yell at me ehen I say I want yo buy something to them. I am afraid they will kick my ass if I buy something on my own. I want to get them something though.

  • @judywright4241
    @judywright4241 4 года назад +5

    That was wild with the kids in the pool! Some people are so overboard, it’s hard to believe how they lived so long! Hilarious line ‘immersed in gay water’.........😅😅🤣

  • @flashstudiosguy
    @flashstudiosguy 4 года назад +7

    A way to deal with someone who thinks your Private Property is Public Property; chase them off, track them to their address and then turn up there. When they try to chase you off or have you arrested, grin and say "Hey, you thought my Private Property was a Public Place so, by your own logic, your place must be too!"

  • @the_karen_before_and_after
    @the_karen_before_and_after 3 года назад +16

    I can relate. My business it’s closed due to government mandated shutdown. I just got a one star review because I refuse to open my nail salon for this girl. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @epicinferno6703
    @epicinferno6703 4 года назад +86

    The entitled parent logic in the 2nd story is like: Your yard? More like, OUR yard

  • @That_AMC_Guy
    @That_AMC_Guy 4 года назад +46

    I can almost relate to the last story. My older brother has always been the favorite. He bought his first new car in 1999, went off to university but never did much else with his life. In 2016, he had the same, aging Chevy Cavalier. I decided I was going to upgrade my Tiburon to a new Mustang GT. Since my brothers' car was an aging, rusty crock by that point, my mother goes "Well, you can just GIVE your brother your Tiburon, then." Sell? I asked. No. GIVE. The fight began when I asked "When did my brother give me a $5000 dollar car?"
    Now, my mother is a very strange bird. She expects to be paid back for birthday presents or Christmas presents to the point now that birthdays or Christmases in our family have no presents exchanged. She still has a running tally of all the socks, shoes, clothes she bought for my brother and I as children and expected us to pay her back for those things when we reached adulthood.
    When my father died and my brother and I got some inheritance, not only did my brother get MORE than I did, but mother's paw was out also expecting a cut of what we got. Eventually, I "loaned" her $18,000 dollars because she a) didn't think I was mature enough to handle that much money (at 24 years old) and b) to pay off the mortgage.
    Well, she never did pay off the mortgage and a few years later when I asked to be paid back for that loan, I received $13,000 and a bill deducting all the water, electricity, and other things she claimed she had to buy for me.
    So, needless to say, when I was being told to GIVE my brother a car, I was pretty upset. I'm the black sheep of the family in that I don't abuse drugs, alcohol or smoke cigarettes. But it's perfectly OK if my brother does all that. The funny thing is that the tables are starting to turn and now that mother is getting older, she hates both my brother and I equally, to the point now that my brother and I are on great terms and we're both in agreement as to what to do with mother when her time comes.

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 4 года назад +5

      “I’m the black sheep of the family in that I don’t abuse drugs, alcohol or smoke cigarettes...” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrsLJ-nn8qr
      @MrsLJ-nn8qr 3 года назад +2

      Same boat, my Mom deducted from the 1500$ I loaned her because my car was in the shop for a month. I had to buy all new tires and pay for a cracked window that got larger. (There when I borrowed it) once I paid the daily rate and wear and tear. She gave me $180 back. She explained how I owed her the rest of the remaining money she kept.

  • @vichyn.2588
    @vichyn.2588 3 года назад +4

    my cousin has a big yard or I can say a forest. He told me that Karen once told him to share the place and set some playground for her kids. (He never know her before.) He politely decline and told her this is not a public place, its his yard. She claims and rant about her kids for a while. So he answered. "Maam I don't care how you view about this. but this place is not a yard, it's a shooting range." Cops were called, and my cousin just show them the papers that he rightfully owns a gun. I recommended him to put up a sign. And no one have shown up since that day.
    The sigh says: From this line, you are no longer a trespasser, you are a target. lol

  • @hdwarrior8830
    @hdwarrior8830 4 года назад +13

    Kinda like when I had a baby we had been trying for years to have, my husband calls his sister in law to let her know he's finally a father and she announces that her teenage daughter is pregnant, again. No congratulations, no how are the wife and baby doing, just "So and so is pregnant. AGAIN!" Do you say "congratulations" or "condolences"? Hubby wasn't sure so he just said "good bye". lol

  • @creolegirl5047
    @creolegirl5047 3 года назад +4

    My mind is totally blown!! Who the hell just walks into a total stranger's yard, with their kids no less, and proceeds to swim in their pool and play on their swing set? Where do they do that kind of stuff?!

  • @degen83
    @degen83 3 года назад +11

    Less than one minute per footlong sandwich is actually really good.

  • @LostMyConnection
    @LostMyConnection 4 года назад +45

    I love how kayley is written differently every time

  • @fk319fk
    @fk319fk 4 года назад +37

    My mom passed and my dad remarried. I was asked to witness him as he did get married. I mentioned he was getting married within a few days of my wife and my 20th anniversary and we would love to renew our vows at that time. I did not bring it up again. I will say that he and my new mom decided it was a good idea and at the very end of the ceremony, the priest looked at me and my wife and renewed our vows.

    • @kimmmerkim5811
      @kimmmerkim5811 3 года назад +5

      That is AWESOME but it was discussed beforehand. Which is why it was awesome 😎

  • @kellyrayburn4093
    @kellyrayburn4093 4 года назад +10

    Concerning that last story "What about a better clarinet for me? Why do I have to give up the money I've worked my butt off earning to buy something for him and then I have to make do? Let him get a job and earn the money. He'll appreciate the instrument more if he has to buy it out of his hard work." I'm sorry, this man, the dad, was a very *VERY* poor parent.

  • @Nikkimommyof4
    @Nikkimommyof4 2 года назад +2

    "OMG! I'm gonna catch the gay from swimming in his pool!!!" Oh the horror! I would have been falling down on the ground laughing my butt off after seeing her reaction. 😂🤣😆

  • @chadnorris8257
    @chadnorris8257 4 года назад +13

    An hour is sixty minutes, and she ordered 63. Meaning they were basically pumping out a sandwitch every minute. I think an hour would be reasonable. What's not reasonable is giving this restaurant a surprise order of 63 subs, on top of their other customer demands.

    • @Vagabond_Etranger
      @Vagabond_Etranger 4 года назад

      Hey, do u have an older brother, Chuck??😂

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 4 года назад

      i remember a US dj making a crank call to a local McDonalds and place an order for 400 burgers for the army parade later that day guy was shocked called manager DJ started to give break downs 50 no cheese 26 no pickel 30 no mayo, manager was going erm erm erm DJ then capped it of with "can we get some shakes with that?" click hello hello

    • @chadnorris8257
      @chadnorris8257 4 года назад +1

      @@Vagabond_Etranger Yes, I'm the lesser known brother of Chuck Norris. I wrote this book, telling the world about how awesome my brother is. When Chuck does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down.

    • @jeremydale4548
      @jeremydale4548 2 года назад

      If that were my restaurant I woulda straight up REFUSED that order and told the idiot to call ahead next time.

  • @wendyburton8875
    @wendyburton8875 4 года назад +13

    My neighbor could invite the whole neighborhood but me to come to their backyard anytime they wanted and I still would not feel like I had the right to go.

  • @Wenchework
    @Wenchework 4 года назад +17

    The mum in the last story had the daughters back nice

  • @lonelyglen
    @lonelyglen 4 года назад +4

    It's okay to announce an engagement or a pregnancy deep into the evening, during the dancing, after the cake and first dances and whatever traditions you have. Our family has done it but waited waaaaay until almost the end and people were totally happy.

  • @ayeshacontarino3438
    @ayeshacontarino3438 4 года назад +14

    I work at subway there are only 5 footlong in a platter and we ask for 24 hours so we have enough bread so that is insane

  • @nadinesharp9766
    @nadinesharp9766 3 года назад +2

    If a checkout lane is for pregnant, elderly, etc., I can see allowing other people to use it if it's empty, but if a pregnant woman, elder or whatever arrives, they should be put at the front of the line. Otherwise, it defeats the purpose of the lane entirely.

  • @x24agthorn29
    @x24agthorn29 4 года назад +6

    One of my wifes bridesmaids hijacked her bridal gown hunting day.
    While Angela (my wife) was in the dressingroom, trying on dress #3,
    Jonie decided that since we are all here, and she was bored, and getting married herself soon,
    that now was a good time to try some dresses herself, stealing Angi's thunder.
    Angela was so freaked, but too exceedingly sweet, that she chose a super ugly dress.
    Just to get out of there.
    Later that day, she told me all about it.
    So her and I went back to the shop that night, and thank the gods, found the perfect gown.
    What a piece of work.
    The next day I told Joanie's husband, my best man, all about it.
    He was... upset m, to say the least.

  • @maggiem4734
    @maggiem4734 4 года назад +2

    OMG! Are you kiddin’ me?? MY yard is NOT open to the public! The gall of that woman! This is SO UNBELIEVABLE! 🤬

  • @CircuitReborn
    @CircuitReborn 3 года назад +3

    See..I just solve this with a simple sign...TRESSPASSERS WILL BE TAZED.
    That or say 'Im a lawyer...either get out of my yard or your going to have an empty bank account and be homeless within the next month.'

  • @tcp3059
    @tcp3059 4 года назад +22

    RIP Quiznos. A mighty empire crushed into a mere shadow of its former glory.

  • @octavia86
    @octavia86 4 года назад +14

    "So back in the before times of Jan. 2020, when you could still goto parties..." lmao

  • @MewSage86
    @MewSage86 4 года назад +12

    One of my friends proposed to his now wife at someone’s wedding reception, BUT, he got permission and they were totally okay with it happening. I also think it was toward the end of the reception.

    • @kimmmerkim5811
      @kimmmerkim5811 3 года назад +2

      The discussion is the important part. Also the not in the middle of another event at said reception.

  • @Neighbor-assistantYN
    @Neighbor-assistantYN 4 года назад +27

    If my friend wanted to tell in private they were getting married, I'd have no issue later telling everyone while they are around, but not during a speech.

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt 4 года назад

      If they tell you in private, it's private, and not for you to share.

    • @Neighbor-assistantYN
      @Neighbor-assistantYN 4 года назад +1

      I mean if they told me in private to not over show my wedding. If they are close friends, I have no issue with them announcing at my wedding.

    • @katzlevyalon
      @katzlevyalon 4 года назад +5

      Yes, I definitely thought her announcement was as in very poor taste, but I would not have kicked her out. Maybe a polite weak applause and get her off the stage quickly. Then have someone else explain how her timing was very off.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 года назад

      @@katzlevyalon and ya know not fucking throw food at her!!! Like some baboon

  • @tanyab4242
    @tanyab4242 3 года назад +6

    Lol "gay water" yeah, he should've just told her gayness was contagious ,😆, would've saved himself a lot of time.

  • @djp411
    @djp411 3 года назад +1

    Have her arrested for trespassing. Period.

  • @georgej.dorner3262
    @georgej.dorner3262 4 года назад +14

    But the dad didn't get his daughter the job. He merely knew the employer. So Dad hadn't the slightest claim on those savings.

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt 4 года назад +10

      Forget that, he didn't earn it. She showed up she worked, she earned it.

    • @richerDiLefto
      @richerDiLefto 3 года назад +1

      Whether he got her the job or not, it was still *theft.* He didn’t do the work, she did, and it wasn’t for his or her brother’s benefit.

  • @dianawilliams1498
    @dianawilliams1498 4 года назад +15

    I think in the story about the bridesmaid announcement or her engagement at wedding. It was poor taste on her part yes, but it was also beyond rude for family to throw things at her and kick her out. Disgusting the way people acted.

    • @TallCFarms
      @TallCFarms Год назад

      I don't think so at all. It's incredibly poor taste to try to hijack someone else's day for yours. The bitch could have had the proposal the following day and posted it all over and everyone involved would have been happy. You don't piss on someone else's parade. Simple

  • @williamgeorgefraser
    @williamgeorgefraser 4 года назад +2

    A few years ago I was at a checkout reserved for those with store cards. There were two women in front of me. The first lady passed her goods through and then discovered she had forgotten her card. The woman behind her immediately started to complain, "she should have checked before she came to this checkout". She, obviously friendly with the attendant; kept moaning about the other customer and when it came time for her to pay, sho also discovered that she had forgotten her card. It still makes me laugh.

  • @jingerjar1365
    @jingerjar1365 3 года назад +1

    My step mother stole my brothers trust as he did not sign it. It was to go to my sister and I. He had amazing stock from his company that paid out huge sums. After she died she left it to her husband's sons
    My sister and are both disabled. I have recovered enough that at 71,
    I can work p/t to keep the Wolf from the door. Bless that sweet woman!

  • @randallbrown873
    @randallbrown873 3 года назад +5

    The dad needs his butt kicked for taking his daughters savings that she worked hard for .

  • @Sciguy95
    @Sciguy95 3 года назад +2

    The subway thing reminds me of a time at a KFC I worked at. This guy ordered 10, 8 piece meals and demanded a full refund and all the food a couple of minutes later claiming that state law requires all fast food restaurants to serve any order you make in less than 2 minutes or you don't have to pay. He even called the police.

  • @christianmarshal6117
    @christianmarshal6117 2 года назад +1

    Don’t do that Dark fluff. If she can get you on recording or send the cops to catch you in possession of her stuff she can make you look like the bad guy and could probably even get you arrested for petty theft!

  • @barrymccarty4222
    @barrymccarty4222 2 года назад +1

    What is it with these these people who are so callous about announcing their wedding plans at someone else's wedding???

  • @SaraiSohma
    @SaraiSohma 3 года назад +2

    If I wanted to be the nitpicky jerk thai I am, I would point out that what the father in the last story did could in some circles technically be classified as child exploitation or trafficking.

  • @Brythnoth_of_the_Void
    @Brythnoth_of_the_Void 4 года назад +16

    If you listen these to go to bed, does that mean you use a dark fluff pillow.

  • @BeardofBeesPool
    @BeardofBeesPool 4 года назад +9

    A day ago, here was a guy who held up the bus for 20 minutes because he refused to put on a mask. I live in a not so great neighborhood and that dude got his ass kicked. Dumb Chad...

  • @nyneeveanya8861
    @nyneeveanya8861 4 года назад +1

    The one bridesmaid should have told the bride what happened and then if the bride wanted to tell her guests that would be fine, it’s one thing if a bride wants to congratulate the bridesmaid and share the news at her reception and another to do it like this bridesmaid did. But good manners just are not taught anymore.

  • @patrickmccarthy5109
    @patrickmccarthy5109 3 года назад +4

    I honestly didn't know that it was bad to announce that at a wedding..... I would have just been happy for them for a moment then gotten back to the wedding lol. But I guess its rude...

  • @me17923
    @me17923 3 года назад +3

    I can just imagine her thinking "Oh no, gay water! I must keep my kids away! What if they turn gay too!?"
    I swear this people is just so weird...

  • @hanoh2904
    @hanoh2904 4 года назад +3

    I know the story! And i still dont understand why no cameras were installed or a trespassing fine was issued

  • @TTvYaJustBad
    @TTvYaJustBad 4 года назад +7

    I want people on entitledparents to work together and make an app that's a map of Karen hotspots
    This needs to be a thing now

  • @cdtaylor7732
    @cdtaylor7732 4 года назад +2

    I’ll never understand why people think they are entitled to other people’s property and privacy. The two people grew up together and seem to have a great relationship and I am so happy that OP with the pool found their partner and was able to marry them! I’m also happy that their friend they grew up with is accepting and let’s their children come and go as they please with OP because they understand that “gay” isn’t just another term for “pedo.” Made me laugh when the back neighbor was busted and she realized she was in the “gay water.”

  • @beccabbea2511
    @beccabbea2511 3 года назад +1

    I read this some time ago in, I think, the Readers Digest. A man , with a very large house, okay a mansion, with parkland, we have a lot of them over here, looked out one day to see a family having a picnic on his lawn. He followed them home. A few days later they looked out of their window to see him having a picnic on their front lawn. What's good for the goose and all that!

  • @jasmineharrison7822
    @jasmineharrison7822 3 года назад +1

    If someone’s dumb enough to mess around in my yard without my permission I guarantee the cops would be called without question

  • @maryshirley4048
    @maryshirley4048 4 года назад +3

    I worked at Subway many years ago. We required large orders be ordered in advance. It does take time to make that many subs and waiting on walk in customers is impossible. I think that Subway did a great job.

  • @rock4evr24
    @rock4evr24 4 года назад +12

    Wedding stories usually end with people getting shamed

  • @hahap5411
    @hahap5411 4 года назад +14

    That reminds me, when I was 10 I entered a draw at a coffee and donut shop to possibly win a bike. It was a mans bike... but I put my name in anyways... a couple weeks later my mom takes me to the coffee shop and most of my family is there. We order some stuff... and then the person working there brings out the bike. They said my name was pulled from the draw and I won the bike!! Best feeling ever!!
    Anyways since I was to little to ride it my mom and step dad decided to sell the bike to his brother... I’m not sure for how much.. but I told mom since it’s my bike, why are you selling it? And that it’s my money. Nope mom argued with me. In the end mom only gave me $200.
    I still don’t understand why all the money never went to me. If I hadn’t put my name in the draw, there would have not been a bike to sell!! 🤦‍♀️
    Wow, it’s amazing how something can bring something up from the past you have forgotten about lol!

  • @seamonkey02
    @seamonkey02 3 года назад +1

    Gay water got me laughing. I will keep that note down for future 'purposes'

  • @Meela234
    @Meela234 4 года назад +2

    I can't stand when people announce their engagement or propose at someone else's wedding. The couple should be the focus at their own wedding instead of some self centered jerk stealing their thunder.

  • @karenshort3776
    @karenshort3776 4 года назад +1

    I had a neighbor who told another neighbor that it was okay to park their big trucks in front of my house. I don’t know that neighbor. He never ask to park in front of my house. He didn’t even speck up when I asked who trucks parked in front of my house? He keep parking in front of my house. When he have a Garage that hold 2 vehicles a driveway that holds 2 vehicles, and 2 spots in front of his house. I count 6 parking spaces for his 2 trucks. The next time he parked in front of my house I told him that. And I told him I’m calling the police so they can toe your vehicles. He stop parking in front of my house. LOL

  • @travistharp4215
    @travistharp4215 3 года назад +5

    Damn I’m starting to feel so ashamed because I now realize I’ve been a Karen in the past. Glad I don’t do those things I did anymore

  • @juanthehorse1988
    @juanthehorse1988 3 года назад +6

    “Gay water” has me dead

  • @carolbridges6484
    @carolbridges6484 4 года назад +4

    'As a last minute resort' they went to Subway. I wonder how they messed up with the original plan for food?

  • @jaypritchett6846
    @jaypritchett6846 2 года назад +1

    11:48 *Another thing you can announce at a wedding without getting in trouble is “She has a concussion!”* 🤣 lol
    I was at my cousins wedding, and during the bouquet toss, two girls got really rowdy and *knocked me out!!!*
    They had to call an ambulance and I never got an apology or even the flowers from it!!! 😒 lol

  • @olafswenson4174
    @olafswenson4174 4 года назад +9

    Holy shit. They got subway sandwiches in under a minute each. It takes like 5 minutes for me to get my sandwich. Definitely 5 star service.

    • @williamgandarillas2185
      @williamgandarillas2185 3 года назад +1

      That’s like asking for 10 million dollars from the bank and being surprised if it takes a few hours.

  • @sheryldougherty282
    @sheryldougherty282 4 года назад +17

    The bridesmaid saying her boyfriend asked her to marry him. I think I remember Meghan Markle doing something like that at Prince Harry’s cousins wedding only she tell people that they were expecting a baby.

    • @luvuforeverjames
      @luvuforeverjames 4 года назад +2

      Wow really? I don't remember that at all. 😮

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 3 года назад +1

      Plot twist: That was the moment Queen Elizabeth started thinking about hiring a hitman.

  • @barbarat5729
    @barbarat5729 3 года назад +2

    Who TF says "me and my" after kindergarten?
    And then you say "her and her husband" when it's CLEARLY WRITTEN PROPERLY.

  • @ForceFreeTrainergirl06
    @ForceFreeTrainergirl06 4 года назад +9

    I think that reactions to her announcement of engagement were really over the top. Fair enough, she got kicked out, because nobody does that at a wedding, but you know, even that wasn't necessary. Someone should have taken her aside (maybe her fiance or the mother of the bride) and explained her social faux pas. She should have been given the chance to apologise. She was probably so angry at being kicked out, that she posted on social media. She probably didn't realise her faux pas and didn't understand what she had done wrong. I think the reaction of her followers again, was completely unnecessary and over the top. But then again. I imagine they are Americans. That explains everything.

    • @katzlevyalon
      @katzlevyalon 4 года назад

      Yes, the announcement was in very poor taste, but did not necessitate her getting kicked out ..

    • @annanoble4529
      @annanoble4529 3 года назад

      Everyone who isn’t a complete dumbass knows you don’t announce shit at someone else’s wedding. Also she continued on when she didn’t get a reaction

  • @Sinsults
    @Sinsults 3 года назад +2

    So if getting someone a job means you're entitled to their savings, then the people who interview new hires must be loaded.

  • @nancyascroft3147
    @nancyascroft3147 4 года назад +2

    Great video! Thanks for posting, Dark Fluff!

  • @andreaberryman5354
    @andreaberryman5354 3 года назад +1

    Bathing in gay water-that's rad!🤣👏 Yeah-I think I'd throw a party in the lady's back yard...😝

  • @sarahperkins2340
    @sarahperkins2340 4 года назад +3

    Being that I used to work for subway and the footlong subs need to have the bread braided before cooking them so only an hour is incredible to get 63 ready. Good job guys!!!!

  • @mojo1298
    @mojo1298 3 года назад +2

    Dude that subway lady was crazy. Im sitting here trying to figure out how it is humanly possible to make THAT MANY subs in an hour. Like that has to be some kind of record. If I was that subway employee I would have been pissed.

  • @bonniebaldridge1248
    @bonniebaldridge1248 4 года назад +1

    "Gay water"!!!! I about died laughing on that one!!!!