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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @Dethmaster64
    @Dethmaster64 5 месяцев назад +980

    Chris Fleming is my favorite comedic acrobat

    • @drumblebee
      @drumblebee 5 месяцев назад +5

      best interpretive comedienne

    • @Rubbly
      @Rubbly 5 месяцев назад +8

      1/16th Clown entity for sure

  • @milesc5291
    @milesc5291 5 месяцев назад +1165

    oh wow my grandma's old couch gained sentience and got into standup. awesome!

    • @bottlesalts
      @bottlesalts 5 месяцев назад +29

      she has great taste

    • @Mtyugi
      @Mtyugi 5 месяцев назад +5

      😂 rofl brilliantly said hahaha

    • @Nonnitot
      @Nonnitot 5 месяцев назад +21

      Leave Tapestry Tracy alone

    • @milesc5291
      @milesc5291 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Nonnitot TAPESTRY TRACY.... THATS SO GOOD 😭

    • @KatarinaHarrington
      @KatarinaHarrington 5 месяцев назад +3

      No, CLEARLY Chris is an armchair

  • @kylehill
    @kylehill 5 месяцев назад +636

    I wore these pants past a church and the next day it was GONE

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 5 месяцев назад +11

      Most believable outcome honestly

    • @johnmuselmann7886
      @johnmuselmann7886 5 месяцев назад +19

      Omg Kyle hill

    • @elvinfp
      @elvinfp 5 месяцев назад +19

      I am so happy to learn that you're a Chris Fleming fan! :D

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 5 месяцев назад +8

      We need to talk about how god stole his pants

  • @BE-ew2pt
    @BE-ew2pt 5 месяцев назад +884

    Barry Keoghan is such a nice dude but he looks like he can talk to spiders

    • @OctopusOwl
      @OctopusOwl 5 месяцев назад +63

      This is such a wild sentence to say, yet so evocative.

    • @DogNamedWatson
      @DogNamedWatson 5 месяцев назад +25

      He looks like if Elon Musk and Marcus Parks from Last Podcast on the Left had a baby

    • @hopegoeth
      @hopegoeth 5 месяцев назад +1

      lmao

    • @smithjedediah
      @smithjedediah 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@OctopusOwl It is thus Flemingesque

    • @RandomJayne
      @RandomJayne 5 месяцев назад +24

      @@DogNamedWatson He looks like Ezra Miller's good twin.

  • @ClericEric
    @ClericEric 5 месяцев назад +467

    “Something you fight during the night in Zelda” sends me 😂

    • @thisistiss
      @thisistiss 5 месяцев назад +8

      Had me laughing like the Great Fairy. 😭

    • @frickinawacs
      @frickinawacs 5 месяцев назад +1

      Would that be the dark beast?

  • @leezard7696
    @leezard7696 5 месяцев назад +350

    Alright Chris what fresh hell do you have for us this lovely evening

  • @saulgmt
    @saulgmt 5 месяцев назад +290

    Saw this in Ann Arbor and my hands were numb with how much adrenaline this bit sent through my body

    • @melliyaeger2990
      @melliyaeger2990 5 месяцев назад +7

      Me too! I was fucking dying the whole damn show. I wish I had secretly recorded the new songs...I yearn to hear them again

    • @saulgmt
      @saulgmt 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@melliyaeger2990 oh my gosh me too, but I was so worried about my flash going off after the warning that I couldn’t bring myself to risk it! My voice was hoarse afterwards, he was so unbelievably funny

    • @jackroberts4361
      @jackroberts4361 5 месяцев назад +3

      I was there too! Who was that mysterious flautist?

    • @saulgmt
      @saulgmt 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@jackroberts4361 I wish I knew! I was on the other side of the venue so they were shrouded in darkness from my view, but it was so incredibly strange but also perfectly reasonable in that setting

    • @melliyaeger2990
      @melliyaeger2990 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@jackroberts4361 I forgot about that! Such an odd thing to do...There's a story there I bet 🤔

  • @Sara-re7hm
    @Sara-re7hm 5 месяцев назад +189

    Saw this live in Ann Arbor, I was dying of laughter while my friend (extremely offline homesteading lesbian who's been married for years) whispered in my ear, 'Who is Barry Keoghan?'. After the show I googled him so she could see a picture and she agreed, kicking with muscles you didn't even know you had.

  • @abbaknow6869
    @abbaknow6869 5 месяцев назад +79

    I've been having a lot of printer problems today, so this was medicinal

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 5 месяцев назад +6

      Thoughts and prayers to you and your printer yours

  • @flowers-3333
    @flowers-3333 5 месяцев назад +296

    Gayle leg wrestled so that Chris could kick

    • @GinLeigh
      @GinLeigh 5 месяцев назад

      😆🤣

    • @jtw-r
      @jtw-r 5 месяцев назад +1

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

  • @RicardoMoralesMassin
    @RicardoMoralesMassin 5 месяцев назад +97

    "crawled out of a bog"
    This man is a consummate poet

  • @rachelm.a.4224
    @rachelm.a.4224 5 месяцев назад +107

    Bear in mind, Barry Keoghan got his start in a gangster show as a teenage henchman who shoots a cat with a machine gun

  • @mgpalpha
    @mgpalpha 5 месяцев назад +24

    Glad to see the “Gayle mailbox kick” make a return

  • @avery-brown
    @avery-brown 5 месяцев назад +69

    Audio engineer frantically adjusting the gain 😂

  • @Wolfe25
    @Wolfe25 5 месяцев назад +56

    It's crazy that Chris Fleming is the funniest person on the planet and he's not absurdly famous.

  • @adrianrainer2864
    @adrianrainer2864 5 месяцев назад +42

    Chris a couple months ago I had a dream I was driving around Boston (I have never been to Boston) with you in the passenger seat. But there were lots of potholes and every single time we ran over a pothole you looked at me and screamed “SLEEZER GUTZ”. Like I had sneezed and it was a bless-you. After trying this in real life, I can confirm that having a non-passive-aggressive way to acknowledge that somebody absolutely destroyed a pothole is a true superpower. SLEEZER GUTZ ❤

  • @savanaerie
    @savanaerie 5 месяцев назад +25

    i am relatively sure that i saw you walking through the graveyard yesterday.
    i was so chuffed.
    be well.

    • @Chuntzit
      @Chuntzit  5 месяцев назад +20

      in edinburgh! YES

    • @savanaerie
      @savanaerie 5 месяцев назад +6

      yeah.
      you were in blue and you were beautiful.
      wishing you the best for the rest of your tour (i believe you're doing a tour).
      cheers 🩶

    • @savanaerie
      @savanaerie 5 месяцев назад +1

      P.S.
      I was telling Gary from the Alex Johnson Reference Library that I was quite sure I'd seen you. Because I'd just come from there and I thought he'd appreciate your work.

  • @yewchewba
    @yewchewba 5 месяцев назад +43

    all my friends who know how horrified and perplexed i am by their attraction to Barry Keoghan immediately sent this to me

  • @allieeverest
    @allieeverest 5 месяцев назад +15

    You can definitely tell from this clip that Chris Fleming minored in dance in college

  • @RubyBlueUwU
    @RubyBlueUwU 5 месяцев назад +10

    No muppet has ever exuded the pure muppet energy of Chris from 1:55 onwards

  • @CG-lf8st
    @CG-lf8st 5 месяцев назад +44

    Those disco ball pants are amazing

  • @jlkjlkjkljklj9162
    @jlkjlkjkljklj9162 5 месяцев назад +5

    Okay, real talk; I think what's happening here is just that women in media can usually look in one specific way with minor variations, while men can look more different because "looking good" is not an important part of their characters. Beauty, however, isn't a set of specific characteristics but rather a more generic "appeal," which means that a lot of male actors who don't look like Greek statues end up becoming the Hot New Guy simply because people who see them acting find them cool. That's obviously normal and happens all the time, it just feel different because it's not just your friend describing some okay person you saw at a party once as a paragon of beauty, it's a sizeable portion of the population.
    Which is all to say, the problem isn't that Barry Keoghan looks like something you fight during the night in Zelda, the problem is that the only actress who looks like something you fight during the night in Zelda is Tilda Swinton.

  • @isabellas2
    @isabellas2 5 месяцев назад +55

    how is the barry keoghan imitation so perfect

  • @cecilyerker
    @cecilyerker 5 месяцев назад +16

    I’m gonna think of this sketch every time I see Barry Keoghan

  • @BatmanuelTheCactus
    @BatmanuelTheCactus 5 месяцев назад +14

    Watched this and then saw Sabrina Carpenter's video for Please Please Please, they make great companion pieces 🤣

  • @natmorse-noland9133
    @natmorse-noland9133 5 месяцев назад +85

    This is very funny, but I have a feeling I'd find it even funnier if I knew who the hell Barry Keegan is.

    • @TheLadyoftheday
      @TheLadyoftheday 5 месяцев назад +9

      Main guy in saltburn

    • @squidthing
      @squidthing 5 месяцев назад +19

      barry keoghan is an actor known for playing menacing weirdos like his character in saltburn and has a very polarizing face. (also he's dating popstar sabrina carpenter and there are rumors he's a deadbeat dad to his baby with his non-famous ex😬)

    • @myownheroisonlyme5721
      @myownheroisonlyme5721 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@squidthingI had to Google his name. He looks like both the friendlier version of someone whose name I forgot and the "Will Make Eye Contact As I Watch Your Fingers Lose Their Grip From A Ledge" version of very plain looking men. I couldn't even remember his name, but his face is startling. He has those Rob Lowe looking Murder Eyes and yet a round head that makes me think "he probably wouldn't stab anyone". Thanks for bringing up the other stuff. He's 31 and while I know that Sabrina Carpenter is in her 20s something feels like a gap about this. Not just age. Like she's not as odd as him or something. I dunno. Thanks.

    • @AdmiralWinfrey
      @AdmiralWinfrey 5 месяцев назад

      Have you heard of "Google?" I'm not too familiar with it, but apparently it's a "website" that lets you look things up. Like a library, but faster!

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 5 месяцев назад +1

      Some guy

  • @jessicataylor13
    @jessicataylor13 5 месяцев назад +7

    In the first 20 seconds of this joke, I was immediately like "this sounds like Barry Keoghan" and then Chris said it. lol

  • @rubycooper5922
    @rubycooper5922 5 месяцев назад +1

    Manchester was so lit today, thanks Chris

  • @roseberry-nj2ux
    @roseberry-nj2ux 5 месяцев назад +9

    I started laughing out loud at the jumping part and accidentally skipped/ paused around 2:17 im not even joking it added so much to what was already happening

  • @KateCarew
    @KateCarew 4 месяца назад +6

    How I just knew it was Barry Keoghan 😂
    It’s like when Adam Driver happened
    And Sam Rockwell
    And Benecio Del Toro
    And Javier Bardem
    Liam Neeson
    This has been going on for decades
    And I always like these ones

  • @rav3nston3
    @rav3nston3 5 месяцев назад +51

    i forgot how long it's been since people were gawking over matthew gray gubler and michael cera and benedict cumberbatch, i was thinkin' it'd be them who're like the big "i've accepted these massive twists and turns in what i thought would be straight forward" but then i remembered it was 2024

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 5 месяцев назад +6

      People's obsession with guys like this just solidify in my mind the fact that I'm a lesbian. Because...why? I don't even get the obsession with all the Ryans. They're so hopelessly average.

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 5 месяцев назад +3

      Michael CERA???

    • @rav3nston3
      @rav3nston3 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@m0L3ify yeah that's something that confuses me about most of the "conventionally attractive" men out there, like i don't care about those beefcakes with chiseled faces- they seem so booriiiiiiiiiinnnnng, i also don't really care about these scrunkly fellers with quirky personalities i mentioned, i mostly care about how people act to me specifically so most celebs don't interest me and probably wouldn't even if i knew them because i know plenty of pretty people and they talk to me lol
      i just know there's a LOT of people who are/were down bad for the quirky boys of the early 2010's

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 месяцев назад

      I'm increasingly suspicious all feminine attraction to males is just psyching themselves up for a bond that realistically goes one-way
      NVM I just remembered a dude

    • @rav3nston3
      @rav3nston3 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@schoo9256 is this surprise upon learning michael cera used to be a sex icon in like the 2010's (and still kinda is but to a lesser degree)? or confusion as to How he was ever a sex icon in largely the 2010's..... in either case, yeah

  • @sierrah5928
    @sierrah5928 5 месяцев назад +10

    The is it keoghan? is it keoghan 😭😂😂😂😂

  • @InfinitelyAnon
    @InfinitelyAnon 5 месяцев назад +15

    Immaculate editing

  • @jackroberts4361
    @jackroberts4361 5 месяцев назад +7

    After seeing the star-studded outfit in Ann Arbor, I'm just as much a fan of this grandma's tapestry ensemble here.

  • @frickinawacs
    @frickinawacs 5 месяцев назад +2

    Chris Fleming is the epitome of Toby Fillpot, except Toby liked to fill up his Punch (or punch) and Chris likes to hit us with knee slappers, works the same on And Judy, because both Punch and Judy have themselves a manipulator. Yes I know this is a complicated thing but depends if you've seen the Wemmicks. Great storyline by Lucado

  • @Berriesnbels
    @Berriesnbels 5 месяцев назад +6

    I love that you dress like a righteous gemstones character

  • @Rolfe89
    @Rolfe89 5 месяцев назад +3

    My token sacrifice to the algorithm

  • @freedemonhugs
    @freedemonhugs 5 месяцев назад +55

    sufjan new chris fleming video

    • @Peter-rh2gn
      @Peter-rh2gn 5 месяцев назад +2

      Chris Fleming is nowhere near Sufjan Stevens.
      He’s a reactionary bigot that makes derogatory jokes at non-monogamous people.
      Way to go, Chris.
      Punching downward and setting back society by half a century.

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST 5 месяцев назад +1

    I like men with athletic bodies and distinct facial features, so Barry IS my type. I'm neurodivergent, so what I'm attracted to definitely doesn't dictate what the general population likes. But men like Josh O'Connor, Barry, Lee Pace, Lakeith Stanfield, Scoot McNairy are examples of men I think are attractive. I was even into Willem Dafoe ages ago.

  • @k_e_r_b_e
    @k_e_r_b_e 5 месяцев назад +10

    barry keoghan looks like if a baby grew up

  • @drumblebee
    @drumblebee 5 месяцев назад

    starting the day with this video changed me

  • @meteorshowerz_
    @meteorshowerz_ 5 месяцев назад +11

    its so cool how you can be both a rug and a bowling alley lava lamp at the same time. love the content as always!

  • @noctembra
    @noctembra 5 месяцев назад +1

    1.51 even the filming is hilarious!

  • @nijohn12
    @nijohn12 5 месяцев назад

    the bathroom stall rule is actuaally soo real 😭that is a good test

  • @existentialgourd5677
    @existentialgourd5677 5 месяцев назад +11

    the way this made me collapse live. im obsessed

  • @Smokeybluetheraccoon
    @Smokeybluetheraccoon 4 месяца назад

    I would love to see you live some day

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum 5 месяцев назад

    Impeccable camerawork

  • @tabset6754
    @tabset6754 4 месяца назад

    chris please what glasses are you wearing where did you get them

  • @thetowertarot13
    @thetowertarot13 5 месяцев назад +1

    I actually love 💗 your pants! 😂 I would have worn a cute plain tank top with it, and some cute heels 👠 with it then add an interesting blazer to complete the look.👍🏻😁

  • @kieleleron85768
    @kieleleron85768 5 месяцев назад

    always doing great leg work Gayle would be proud

  • @steviegroovie
    @steviegroovie 3 месяца назад

    Love your top in this one

  • @Spectrarian
    @Spectrarian 5 месяцев назад

    This was a WILD ride chris god bless

  • @ryanchon8702
    @ryanchon8702 5 месяцев назад +15

    "mail's here" 2:12

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 5 месяцев назад +4

    Chris you can’t tell me the standard for human attraction is set by terf bathroom policies
    “The way to determine who’s hot is this thing that TOTALLY HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AT ALL TIMES” ma’am

  • @sejhammer
    @sejhammer 5 месяцев назад

    extra golden girls this time, I support it

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 5 месяцев назад +6

    I am getting old, I don't know who the men he listed are. (except Biden and Trudeau).

  • @KazWinchester
    @KazWinchester 5 месяцев назад +4

    laughing so hard im waking up people

  • @will_dream
    @will_dream 5 месяцев назад +1

    barry is so hot but all of this is so correct

  • @Srhrdfrd
    @Srhrdfrd 5 месяцев назад +8

    So hype I saw this live last week

  • @mia.semolina
    @mia.semolina 5 месяцев назад +4

    with the noises and physical comedy, i feel like you and dane cook couldve gotten along. and then i remember your story about spending the superbowl at his house and i- 😭😭😭
    thank u for this new upload pls. u always deliver

  • @lazchurchyard1229
    @lazchurchyard1229 5 месяцев назад

    "THAT'S BUNCHEN???"

  • @Notiert
    @Notiert 5 месяцев назад

    Doing gods work

  • @Novelette22
    @Novelette22 5 месяцев назад +7

    I am LOVING the fit. I cant wait to see a show of yours in portland area again someday

  • @danielmetz6268
    @danielmetz6268 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love this so much

  • @helpfulcommenter
    @helpfulcommenter Месяц назад

    who is barry keegan

  • @mistydayremainsofthejudgment
    @mistydayremainsofthejudgment 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love Barry so much but this had me rolling I love Chris

  • @swiftlymurmurs
    @swiftlymurmurs 5 месяцев назад

    And YET...

  • @AdamHolbus
    @AdamHolbus 5 месяцев назад +14

    "Is it Keegan?" is our new safeword. I don't make the rules.

  • @emmawaters5531
    @emmawaters5531 17 дней назад

    Barry Keoghan looks medically Irish.

  • @justsierraok
    @justsierraok 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my god this shit is hilarious I'm over here like "who tf is that *Google* whaaaat he's cute" 😆

  • @anfearaerach
    @anfearaerach 5 месяцев назад

    It's not Keeegan it's Kjogan

  • @bonnierodriguez2491
    @bonnierodriguez2491 5 месяцев назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pymandres
    @pymandres 5 месяцев назад +27

    you’re getting sexbot comments less than a minute after uploading, i think that means the video was successful

    • @bottlesalts
      @bottlesalts 5 месяцев назад +1

      it was a grand slam

  • @ThatLauraPerson
    @ThatLauraPerson 5 месяцев назад

    great bit!!

  • @chaoneil
    @chaoneil 5 месяцев назад +1

    Chris, I love you but his name is pronounced 'ky-oh-gan' not 'keegan'

  • @generalzar0ff
    @generalzar0ff 5 месяцев назад +23

    I have no good input, i have very bad taste in men.

    • @bottlesalts
      @bottlesalts 5 месяцев назад +10

      I find dumpster divers admirable, I am part of the problem

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@bottlesalts we should start a support group.

  • @hayleycakes3435
    @hayleycakes3435 5 месяцев назад

    I love Chris more than any other person on RUclips. And I mean that

  • @juliat.9719
    @juliat.9719 5 месяцев назад +8

    you never miss

  • @Askarcher
    @Askarcher 5 месяцев назад

    Ur cute I love your comedy

  • @Canonicallycreative
    @Canonicallycreative 5 месяцев назад

    Saw him perform this live in Toronto! (Different show than this one!) It was hilarious then, and continues to be hilarious watching again! Love Chris Fleming and their chaotically choreographed comedic kicks 😂 Idk why I alliterated that but it felt right somehow lol

  • @VampyKat17
    @VampyKat17 5 месяцев назад +5

    modern dance 2/3 is still paying off

  • @parryyotter
    @parryyotter 5 месяцев назад +2

    Well now I know who Barry Keoghan is and I wish I had stayed ignorant.

  • @k.g.7591
    @k.g.7591 5 месяцев назад +5

    Berry Keoghan looks like an Ezra Miller impersonator got into a car accident where the wreck also disturbed a beehive…but came out all the better for it

  • @calamityjenn
    @calamityjenn 5 месяцев назад +1

    I must have those pants. They bring out the magpie in me.

  • @melissad4056
    @melissad4056 5 месяцев назад +4

    i knew i was old when i saw timothee chalamet and was like "he's supposed to be hot?"

  • @ellygracebelly
    @ellygracebelly 3 месяца назад

    Omg I just knew you were gonna bring him up

  • @deodate2995
    @deodate2995 5 месяцев назад

    also love looking in the comments of a chris fleming video and seeing loads of (mostly bungled) attempts at describing the video in the style of chris fleming

  • @ruthsangree1473
    @ruthsangree1473 5 месяцев назад +1

    TELL US WHERE YOU GOT THE PANTS CHRIS. TELL US.

  • @goodnightbeautiful
    @goodnightbeautiful 5 месяцев назад +1

    That was a good video.

  • @jasminerizzo2733
    @jasminerizzo2733 5 месяцев назад +128

    Chris Fleming reminds me of my ex who wore a fanny pack with a giant foam ear in it, and then he'd do a magic trick like, "what's that behind your ear? ANOTHER EAR?" I dated him for two and a half years

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 5 месяцев назад +8

      good trick.

    • @smithjedediah
      @smithjedediah 5 месяцев назад +6

      this is solid storytelling

    • @jbaby362
      @jbaby362 5 месяцев назад +2

      I vibe with this aspect of your ex

  • @nunyabiznes5489
    @nunyabiznes5489 5 месяцев назад +2

    Barry Keoghan is a bull terrier.

    • @jbaby362
      @jbaby362 5 месяцев назад

      Yes that's it, that's what he reminds me of

  • @deodate2995
    @deodate2995 5 месяцев назад

    the thing that makes this for me is the alternating camera angles and sound qualities

  • @lydiapurple
    @lydiapurple 5 месяцев назад

    I was there!!❤❤

  • @gwennorthcutt421
    @gwennorthcutt421 Месяц назад +1

    men need to stop worrying about how they look bc hollywood/etc will always have some funny looking guy and heterosexual women will try to convince me he's hot with ever more upsetting gifs from shows and im just. yknow what if those guys can make these women go insane, i think men need to stop worrying about their jawlines and chill. i mean they should have learned that after the shape of water but i digress

  • @sarag6673
    @sarag6673 5 месяцев назад +7

    Its KE-OH-GAN dude. Not to brag I thought he was hot before it was socially acceptable....

  • @schoo9256
    @schoo9256 5 месяцев назад +6

    Barry keoghan grew on me, especially after the met gala. but goddamn everyone is frothing over him beyond understanding

    • @banshees4515
      @banshees4515 5 месяцев назад

      You like his clothes??….
      You’re just gross

  • @MinaF99
    @MinaF99 5 месяцев назад

    Another banger

  • @n.n.5054
    @n.n.5054 5 месяцев назад +3

    Will you turn down either of those two 90's Beastie Boys albums please? Sorry, it's just the new Chris Fleming video.

  • @gandalfthegrey3252
    @gandalfthegrey3252 21 день назад

    I’m sorry but barry keoghan looks like a melting wax sculpture to me, like if they madam tussauded him you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference

  • @Askarcher
    @Askarcher 5 месяцев назад

    Oh hey Chris, hope you’re doing okay