@@melliyaeger2990 oh my gosh me too, but I was so worried about my flash going off after the warning that I couldn’t bring myself to risk it! My voice was hoarse afterwards, he was so unbelievably funny
@@jackroberts4361 I wish I knew! I was on the other side of the venue so they were shrouded in darkness from my view, but it was so incredibly strange but also perfectly reasonable in that setting
Saw this live in Ann Arbor, I was dying of laughter while my friend (extremely offline homesteading lesbian who's been married for years) whispered in my ear, 'Who is Barry Keoghan?'. After the show I googled him so she could see a picture and she agreed, kicking with muscles you didn't even know you had.
Chris a couple months ago I had a dream I was driving around Boston (I have never been to Boston) with you in the passenger seat. But there were lots of potholes and every single time we ran over a pothole you looked at me and screamed “SLEEZER GUTZ”. Like I had sneezed and it was a bless-you. After trying this in real life, I can confirm that having a non-passive-aggressive way to acknowledge that somebody absolutely destroyed a pothole is a true superpower. SLEEZER GUTZ ❤
P.S. I was telling Gary from the Alex Johnson Reference Library that I was quite sure I'd seen you. Because I'd just come from there and I thought he'd appreciate your work.
barry keoghan is an actor known for playing menacing weirdos like his character in saltburn and has a very polarizing face. (also he's dating popstar sabrina carpenter and there are rumors he's a deadbeat dad to his baby with his non-famous ex😬)
@@squidthingI had to Google his name. He looks like both the friendlier version of someone whose name I forgot and the "Will Make Eye Contact As I Watch Your Fingers Lose Their Grip From A Ledge" version of very plain looking men. I couldn't even remember his name, but his face is startling. He has those Rob Lowe looking Murder Eyes and yet a round head that makes me think "he probably wouldn't stab anyone". Thanks for bringing up the other stuff. He's 31 and while I know that Sabrina Carpenter is in her 20s something feels like a gap about this. Not just age. Like she's not as odd as him or something. I dunno. Thanks.
Okay, real talk; I think what's happening here is just that women in media can usually look in one specific way with minor variations, while men can look more different because "looking good" is not an important part of their characters. Beauty, however, isn't a set of specific characteristics but rather a more generic "appeal," which means that a lot of male actors who don't look like Greek statues end up becoming the Hot New Guy simply because people who see them acting find them cool. That's obviously normal and happens all the time, it just feel different because it's not just your friend describing some okay person you saw at a party once as a paragon of beauty, it's a sizeable portion of the population. Which is all to say, the problem isn't that Barry Keoghan looks like something you fight during the night in Zelda, the problem is that the only actress who looks like something you fight during the night in Zelda is Tilda Swinton.
Chris Fleming is the epitome of Toby Fillpot, except Toby liked to fill up his Punch (or punch) and Chris likes to hit us with knee slappers, works the same on And Judy, because both Punch and Judy have themselves a manipulator. Yes I know this is a complicated thing but depends if you've seen the Wemmicks. Great storyline by Lucado
i forgot how long it's been since people were gawking over matthew gray gubler and michael cera and benedict cumberbatch, i was thinkin' it'd be them who're like the big "i've accepted these massive twists and turns in what i thought would be straight forward" but then i remembered it was 2024
People's obsession with guys like this just solidify in my mind the fact that I'm a lesbian. Because...why? I don't even get the obsession with all the Ryans. They're so hopelessly average.
@@m0L3ify yeah that's something that confuses me about most of the "conventionally attractive" men out there, like i don't care about those beefcakes with chiseled faces- they seem so booriiiiiiiiiinnnnng, i also don't really care about these scrunkly fellers with quirky personalities i mentioned, i mostly care about how people act to me specifically so most celebs don't interest me and probably wouldn't even if i knew them because i know plenty of pretty people and they talk to me lol i just know there's a LOT of people who are/were down bad for the quirky boys of the early 2010's
I'm increasingly suspicious all feminine attraction to males is just psyching themselves up for a bond that realistically goes one-way NVM I just remembered a dude
@@schoo9256 is this surprise upon learning michael cera used to be a sex icon in like the 2010's (and still kinda is but to a lesser degree)? or confusion as to How he was ever a sex icon in largely the 2010's..... in either case, yeah
How I just knew it was Barry Keoghan 😂 It’s like when Adam Driver happened And Sam Rockwell And Benecio Del Toro And Javier Bardem Liam Neeson This has been going on for decades And I always like these ones
I like men with athletic bodies and distinct facial features, so Barry IS my type. I'm neurodivergent, so what I'm attracted to definitely doesn't dictate what the general population likes. But men like Josh O'Connor, Barry, Lee Pace, Lakeith Stanfield, Scoot McNairy are examples of men I think are attractive. I was even into Willem Dafoe ages ago.
I started laughing out loud at the jumping part and accidentally skipped/ paused around 2:17 im not even joking it added so much to what was already happening
Chris Fleming is nowhere near Sufjan Stevens. He’s a reactionary bigot that makes derogatory jokes at non-monogamous people. Way to go, Chris. Punching downward and setting back society by half a century.
Berry Keoghan looks like an Ezra Miller impersonator got into a car accident where the wreck also disturbed a beehive…but came out all the better for it
I actually love 💗 your pants! 😂 I would have worn a cute plain tank top with it, and some cute heels 👠 with it then add an interesting blazer to complete the look.👍🏻😁
Chris you can’t tell me the standard for human attraction is set by terf bathroom policies “The way to determine who’s hot is this thing that TOTALLY HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AT ALL TIMES” ma’am
with the noises and physical comedy, i feel like you and dane cook couldve gotten along. and then i remember your story about spending the superbowl at his house and i- 😭😭😭 thank u for this new upload pls. u always deliver
For a guy who has made whole segments in his act about people making assumptions about him for his appearance/clothing or demeanor, it seems a bit hypocritical to make a whole bit ragging on an actor for not looking the way typical social standards say he should look - basically suggesting he's ugly. No wonder the guy has gone on to have work done (have you noticed that), now imagine if someone wrote a bit exactly like this but about a woman in the media. The reaction would be very different.
Saw him perform this live in Toronto! (Different show than this one!) It was hilarious then, and continues to be hilarious watching again! Love Chris Fleming and their chaotically choreographed comedic kicks 😂 Idk why I alliterated that but it felt right somehow lol
Chris Fleming reminds me of my ex who wore a fanny pack with a giant foam ear in it, and then he'd do a magic trick like, "what's that behind your ear? ANOTHER EAR?" I dated him for two and a half years
also love looking in the comments of a chris fleming video and seeing loads of (mostly bungled) attempts at describing the video in the style of chris fleming
*googles Barry Keoghan* ... Yeah donkey kick is understandable. Dude kinda looks like Elon Musk photoshopped himself to try and look younger and hotter and didn't quite hit the mark.
Chris Fleming is my favorite comedic acrobat
best interpretive comedienne
1/16th Clown entity for sure
I wore these pants past a church and the next day it was GONE
Most believable outcome honestly
Omg Kyle hill
I am so happy to learn that you're a Chris Fleming fan! :D
We need to talk about how god stole his pants
oh wow my grandma's old couch gained sentience and got into standup. awesome!
she has great taste
😂 rofl brilliantly said hahaha
Leave Tapestry Tracy alone
@@Nonnitot TAPESTRY TRACY.... THATS SO GOOD 😭
No, CLEARLY Chris is an armchair
Barry Keoghan is such a nice dude but he looks like he can talk to spiders
This is such a wild sentence to say, yet so evocative.
He looks like if Elon Musk and Marcus Parks from Last Podcast on the Left had a baby
lmao
@@OctopusOwl It is thus Flemingesque
@@pandakatiefominz He looks like Ezra Miller's good twin.
Alright Chris what fresh hell do you have for us this lovely evening
Saw this in Ann Arbor and my hands were numb with how much adrenaline this bit sent through my body
Me too! I was fucking dying the whole damn show. I wish I had secretly recorded the new songs...I yearn to hear them again
@@melliyaeger2990 oh my gosh me too, but I was so worried about my flash going off after the warning that I couldn’t bring myself to risk it! My voice was hoarse afterwards, he was so unbelievably funny
I was there too! Who was that mysterious flautist?
@@jackroberts4361 I wish I knew! I was on the other side of the venue so they were shrouded in darkness from my view, but it was so incredibly strange but also perfectly reasonable in that setting
@@jackroberts4361 I forgot about that! Such an odd thing to do...There's a story there I bet 🤔
“Something you fight during the night in Zelda” sends me 😂
Had me laughing like the Great Fairy. 😭
Would that be the dark beast?
Saw this live in Ann Arbor, I was dying of laughter while my friend (extremely offline homesteading lesbian who's been married for years) whispered in my ear, 'Who is Barry Keoghan?'. After the show I googled him so she could see a picture and she agreed, kicking with muscles you didn't even know you had.
as a lesbian who had to google who that was.... yeah accurate
I've been having a lot of printer problems today, so this was medicinal
Thoughts and prayers to you and your printer yours
Gayle leg wrestled so that Chris could kick
😆🤣
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Chris a couple months ago I had a dream I was driving around Boston (I have never been to Boston) with you in the passenger seat. But there were lots of potholes and every single time we ran over a pothole you looked at me and screamed “SLEEZER GUTZ”. Like I had sneezed and it was a bless-you. After trying this in real life, I can confirm that having a non-passive-aggressive way to acknowledge that somebody absolutely destroyed a pothole is a true superpower. SLEEZER GUTZ ❤
Audio engineer frantically adjusting the gain 😂
"crawled out of a bog"
This man is a consummate poet
Bear in mind, Barry Keoghan got his start in a gangster show as a teenage henchman who shoots a cat with a machine gun
What the fuck??
Top Boy, right?
@@jackmclean4120 nope! Love/Hate
It's crazy that Chris Fleming is the funniest person on the planet and he's not absurdly famous.
You can definitely tell from this clip that Chris Fleming minored in dance in college
Glad to see the “Gayle mailbox kick” make a return
i am relatively sure that i saw you walking through the graveyard yesterday.
i was so chuffed.
be well.
in edinburgh! YES
yeah.
you were in blue and you were beautiful.
wishing you the best for the rest of your tour (i believe you're doing a tour).
cheers 🩶
P.S.
I was telling Gary from the Alex Johnson Reference Library that I was quite sure I'd seen you. Because I'd just come from there and I thought he'd appreciate your work.
Those disco ball pants are amazing
all my friends who know how horrified and perplexed i am by their attraction to Barry Keoghan immediately sent this to me
how is the barry keoghan imitation so perfect
I’m gonna think of this sketch every time I see Barry Keoghan
Watched this and then saw Sabrina Carpenter's video for Please Please Please, they make great companion pieces 🤣
In the first 20 seconds of this joke, I was immediately like "this sounds like Barry Keoghan" and then Chris said it. lol
This is very funny, but I have a feeling I'd find it even funnier if I knew who the hell Barry Keegan is.
Main guy in saltburn
barry keoghan is an actor known for playing menacing weirdos like his character in saltburn and has a very polarizing face. (also he's dating popstar sabrina carpenter and there are rumors he's a deadbeat dad to his baby with his non-famous ex😬)
@@squidthingI had to Google his name. He looks like both the friendlier version of someone whose name I forgot and the "Will Make Eye Contact As I Watch Your Fingers Lose Their Grip From A Ledge" version of very plain looking men. I couldn't even remember his name, but his face is startling. He has those Rob Lowe looking Murder Eyes and yet a round head that makes me think "he probably wouldn't stab anyone". Thanks for bringing up the other stuff. He's 31 and while I know that Sabrina Carpenter is in her 20s something feels like a gap about this. Not just age. Like she's not as odd as him or something. I dunno. Thanks.
Have you heard of "Google?" I'm not too familiar with it, but apparently it's a "website" that lets you look things up. Like a library, but faster!
Some guy
Okay, real talk; I think what's happening here is just that women in media can usually look in one specific way with minor variations, while men can look more different because "looking good" is not an important part of their characters. Beauty, however, isn't a set of specific characteristics but rather a more generic "appeal," which means that a lot of male actors who don't look like Greek statues end up becoming the Hot New Guy simply because people who see them acting find them cool. That's obviously normal and happens all the time, it just feel different because it's not just your friend describing some okay person you saw at a party once as a paragon of beauty, it's a sizeable portion of the population.
Which is all to say, the problem isn't that Barry Keoghan looks like something you fight during the night in Zelda, the problem is that the only actress who looks like something you fight during the night in Zelda is Tilda Swinton.
Manchester was so lit today, thanks Chris
No muppet has ever exuded the pure muppet energy of Chris from 1:55 onwards
Chris Fleming is the epitome of Toby Fillpot, except Toby liked to fill up his Punch (or punch) and Chris likes to hit us with knee slappers, works the same on And Judy, because both Punch and Judy have themselves a manipulator. Yes I know this is a complicated thing but depends if you've seen the Wemmicks. Great storyline by Lucado
The is it keoghan? is it keoghan 😭😂😂😂😂
After seeing the star-studded outfit in Ann Arbor, I'm just as much a fan of this grandma's tapestry ensemble here.
i forgot how long it's been since people were gawking over matthew gray gubler and michael cera and benedict cumberbatch, i was thinkin' it'd be them who're like the big "i've accepted these massive twists and turns in what i thought would be straight forward" but then i remembered it was 2024
People's obsession with guys like this just solidify in my mind the fact that I'm a lesbian. Because...why? I don't even get the obsession with all the Ryans. They're so hopelessly average.
Michael CERA???
@@m0L3ify yeah that's something that confuses me about most of the "conventionally attractive" men out there, like i don't care about those beefcakes with chiseled faces- they seem so booriiiiiiiiiinnnnng, i also don't really care about these scrunkly fellers with quirky personalities i mentioned, i mostly care about how people act to me specifically so most celebs don't interest me and probably wouldn't even if i knew them because i know plenty of pretty people and they talk to me lol
i just know there's a LOT of people who are/were down bad for the quirky boys of the early 2010's
I'm increasingly suspicious all feminine attraction to males is just psyching themselves up for a bond that realistically goes one-way
NVM I just remembered a dude
@@schoo9256 is this surprise upon learning michael cera used to be a sex icon in like the 2010's (and still kinda is but to a lesser degree)? or confusion as to How he was ever a sex icon in largely the 2010's..... in either case, yeah
Immaculate editing
My token sacrifice to the algorithm
How I just knew it was Barry Keoghan 😂
It’s like when Adam Driver happened
And Sam Rockwell
And Benecio Del Toro
And Javier Bardem
Liam Neeson
This has been going on for decades
And I always like these ones
starting the day with this video changed me
I would love to see you live some day
barry keoghan looks like if a baby grew up
1.51 even the filming is hilarious!
the bathroom stall rule is actuaally soo real 😭that is a good test
I love that you dress like a righteous gemstones character
Love your top in this one
Impeccable camerawork
chris please what glasses are you wearing where did you get them
I like men with athletic bodies and distinct facial features, so Barry IS my type. I'm neurodivergent, so what I'm attracted to definitely doesn't dictate what the general population likes. But men like Josh O'Connor, Barry, Lee Pace, Lakeith Stanfield, Scoot McNairy are examples of men I think are attractive. I was even into Willem Dafoe ages ago.
I started laughing out loud at the jumping part and accidentally skipped/ paused around 2:17 im not even joking it added so much to what was already happening
sufjan new chris fleming video
Chris Fleming is nowhere near Sufjan Stevens.
He’s a reactionary bigot that makes derogatory jokes at non-monogamous people.
Way to go, Chris.
Punching downward and setting back society by half a century.
I am getting old, I don't know who the men he listed are. (except Biden and Trudeau).
"THAT'S BUNCHEN???"
Berry Keoghan looks like an Ezra Miller impersonator got into a car accident where the wreck also disturbed a beehive…but came out all the better for it
extra golden girls this time, I support it
This was a WILD ride chris god bless
always doing great leg work Gayle would be proud
Love this so much
the way this made me collapse live. im obsessed
barry is so hot but all of this is so correct
I actually love 💗 your pants! 😂 I would have worn a cute plain tank top with it, and some cute heels 👠 with it then add an interesting blazer to complete the look.👍🏻😁
Doing gods work
laughing so hard im waking up people
And YET...
It's not Keeegan it's Kjogan
Chris you can’t tell me the standard for human attraction is set by terf bathroom policies
“The way to determine who’s hot is this thing that TOTALLY HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AT ALL TIMES” ma’am
great bit!!
its so cool how you can be both a rug and a bowling alley lava lamp at the same time. love the content as always!
Oh my god this shit is hilarious I'm over here like "who tf is that *Google* whaaaat he's cute" 😆
"mail's here" 2:12
So hype I saw this live last week
with the noises and physical comedy, i feel like you and dane cook couldve gotten along. and then i remember your story about spending the superbowl at his house and i- 😭😭😭
thank u for this new upload pls. u always deliver
I am LOVING the fit. I cant wait to see a show of yours in portland area again someday
I love Barry so much but this had me rolling I love Chris
Well now I know who Barry Keoghan is and I wish I had stayed ignorant.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chris, I love you but his name is pronounced 'ky-oh-gan' not 'keegan'
For a guy who has made whole segments in his act about people making assumptions about him for his appearance/clothing or demeanor, it seems a bit hypocritical to make a whole bit ragging on an actor for not looking the way typical social standards say he should look - basically suggesting he's ugly.
No wonder the guy has gone on to have work done (have you noticed that), now imagine if someone wrote a bit exactly like this but about a woman in the media. The reaction would be very different.
"Is it Keegan?" is our new safeword. I don't make the rules.
I have no good input, i have very bad taste in men.
I find dumpster divers admirable, I am part of the problem
@@bottlesalts we should start a support group.
Ur cute I love your comedy
Saw him perform this live in Toronto! (Different show than this one!) It was hilarious then, and continues to be hilarious watching again! Love Chris Fleming and their chaotically choreographed comedic kicks 😂 Idk why I alliterated that but it felt right somehow lol
I love Chris more than any other person on RUclips. And I mean that
Chris Fleming reminds me of my ex who wore a fanny pack with a giant foam ear in it, and then he'd do a magic trick like, "what's that behind your ear? ANOTHER EAR?" I dated him for two and a half years
good trick.
this is solid storytelling
I vibe with this aspect of your ex
Omg I just knew you were gonna bring him up
I must have those pants. They bring out the magpie in me.
modern dance 2/3 is still paying off
That was a good video.
you never miss
I was there!!❤❤
TELL US WHERE YOU GOT THE PANTS CHRIS. TELL US.
the thing that makes this for me is the alternating camera angles and sound qualities
you’re getting sexbot comments less than a minute after uploading, i think that means the video was successful
it was a grand slam
Barry Keoghan is a bull terrier.
Yes that's it, that's what he reminds me of
Oh hey Chris, hope you’re doing okay
i knew i was old when i saw timothee chalamet and was like "he's supposed to be hot?"
also love looking in the comments of a chris fleming video and seeing loads of (mostly bungled) attempts at describing the video in the style of chris fleming
I thought this was gonna be about Garrus Vakarian
Another banger
Barry keoghan grew on me, especially after the met gala. but goddamn everyone is frothing over him beyond understanding
You like his clothes??….
You’re just gross
Will you turn down either of those two 90's Beastie Boys albums please? Sorry, it's just the new Chris Fleming video.
Its KE-OH-GAN dude. Not to brag I thought he was hot before it was socially acceptable....
honest to god thought this was about timothee chalamet until he said Barry Keoghan XD
*googles Barry Keoghan* ... Yeah donkey kick is understandable. Dude kinda looks like Elon Musk photoshopped himself to try and look younger and hotter and didn't quite hit the mark.