Not the only one. Remember when ymfah did "How to make a bow only build in Skyrim", when what he meant was "How to beat Skyrim with only a bow and NO ARROWS. Also naked cause lmao.."
A shame this doesn't happen in real life. Who cares what Athelte X or Y won in their past. They lost competition A this year, so they must be complete garbage, right? I really hate when this happens.
"Now this is where the real game begins" "Now this is where the real game begins" "Now this is where the real game begins" "Now this is where the real game begins" apparently there are several games here
Unity I wasn’t lol, I was expecting some kind of joke since the last time he said “this video is sponsored by nothing because I don’t accept sponsorship deals from literal trash”
wow, this is probably the only channel where we can get clickbaited and actually get a better video than we anticipated, thank you paul and keep up the good work:)
I can actually imagine some kid unknowingly playing the game like this: -not reading the instruction manual, because they don't like reading -avoiding all power-ups, because they think they're enemies -not attacking any enemies, because they're a good kid and feel bad about hurting others -not knowing the run mechanic exists
The fact that you think another person is that incompetent in this day and age would show that you get your outlook on life either from self inspiration or shitty parents.
@@imverygerby I actually tried that, without abusing the alchemy skill and harvesting the world's supply of restore health ingredients it's impossible. It's just that you constantly have to drink hp potions and you run out quick xD I got as far as paradise until I eventually ran out xD
Tbh I don't think I ever got past the fourth castle as a kid. I very, very rarely got past the third. I haven't played in years, though, so I wonder if I'd do any better now. Part of me doubts it, though 😁
Mitten Squad: “Can you beat Super Mario world without taking damage, without attacking anything, without power-ups?” Shigeru Miyamoto - laughs menacingly
Hey! I used to challenge myself the "No Running" challenge in Super Mario World 1 and 2 (only difference from these two are the character appearances, Mario and Luigi, and some additional benefits than the other one)! Unfortunately, like you, I failed this challenge, because some or most obstacles that are in the way requires running. At first, I decided to use both Mario and Luigi in the two versions. But then, decided that using Luigi is like asking Santa to remove yourself from the naughty list. This will not do, so I decided to only use Mario. I also used saved states after each level I beat, and not obtaining any colored blocks. Yoshi Island was as easy as making a free throw. However, Homer Island is where the real game begins. In the first game, I decided to take the star to quickly teleport to Bowser's Castle, because I couldn't handle the fact that I have to go through it all without suffering the dark side. But it won't be a challenge if I skipped, so I head back, unnoticed by anyone or anything. After several attempts of beating Homer Island, it is time move on to Vanilla Ice Land. A few levels were easy, but the next levels is where the real game truly begins. The rest of the levels were hard. But, with much skill, luck, and 360 no-scopes, I manage to beat them and moved on to the next "island": Whispering Woods. For me, these levels are forgetful. I always forgot that you have to find the hidden level to unlock the next island. So, it took me almost an hour to finally notice that the bottom level is the way out. I found the hidden level, and moved on to the next island: Chocolate Rain Island. Now, this is where the real game truly begins, for real this time. Like most previous levels, I dashed toward the winning goal like Sonic the Hedgehog did. Sadly, this one level (which I called the "Toilet Flush") kept looping me back. It seems like I have to find another hidden level to proceed. Finally moving on and defeating every level in my path like I really know the way, the final island, Booser Island, is where the real game truly begins, honestly for real this time. The levels were complicated, with many death-defying falls and cannonballs. But I didn't stop there to chew arse: I was there to kick gum. The attempts were overbearing, but I finally managed to reach Bowser's Castle. Now, here is where the real game truly shows it's beginnings and ends. I forgot which numbered doors are simple and hard. With many attempts and the brains of Dory which runs in her family, I finally succeeded...of reaching Bowser. Booser was simple, really, with minor salty attempts and major hardcore skills. Booser drops a peach, and I finished my challenge miserably, total of 4 hours and 26 minutes along with 163 deaths. Unfortunately, I didn't stop there: I also did the same challenge for the second version. I followed the old me's footsteps like deja vu, I've been on these place before. Funny enough, it also ended miserably the same, total of 3 hr and 34 min along with 127 deaths. And no, I didn't play both versions at the same day. And yes, I sorta "cheated" in a way because I played the emulator that day. Just testing it out!...
5:35 Is that a smile I heard? LOL "After winning the Battle of Hoover Dam, the ending montage tells of the events that follow. And this, is where the real game begins..."
Love your content man, I just re-watch your videos over and over again. Your writting and delivery are unique and make you standout from the other crap on this website. Keep doing what you do, just try not to punch any more air-conditioners.
I love how he try’s not to laugh when he says “where the real game begins” I love when he talks about figuring out his memes. I love how he says “Bullet William” I love mittensquad in general
"Don't worry I'm slowly getting up to date on my meme, you guys are in a world of hurt when I figure out what a Ugandan knuckles is" Dear god, it's evolving!!!
mitten squad: "giving the various chuck's a concussion doesn't count as attacking" also mitten squad: "violating the Geneva convention by cutting the paragoomba's chute DOES count as attacking"
Thanks for making this video it brings back memories of playing it with my dad when I was young, at his house. He still has it but because of Coronavirus I can’t see him anymore but hopefully soon I will see him
So many props to this man. He did the opposite of clickbait. Instead of raising your expectations before clicking, he lowered them and now i am even more impressed by what the video is about
- *"Dont worry, you can just jump on the babies."* Thats what Ive been saying for years, but for some reason I keep getting into big trouble :( ...in little China.
SvendleBerries comments like this always weird me out. he already made the joke. why do you feel like making the implicit funny bit explicit makes it okay to just say the same joke again? fascinating.
@@cn.st.182 You must be fun at parties, what with people having fun and laughing along with other peoples jokes and adding their jokes as well. I mean, that used to be a simple part of Human interaction...but, then again, in this day and age simple Human interaction is almost an archaic concept.
Well if you are doing quad challenges now, I better update my request: can you beat kingdom come Deliverance with only your fists, in hardcore mode, non pacifist, without taking any damage?
Air conditioner: *turns on*
MittenSquad: “and that’s where the real game begins”
And the origin of the Broken Hand.
My air conditioner grounded out and blew up so we are having a nice heatwave
I hear Ball Soup is a great way to re-hydrate yourself with during a nice heatwave, @@maxslifer1391. lol
Anakin would approve
Bruh
The only man who would clickbait with a less interesting title
Lmfao trueee
Now that you've mentioned it...
Not the only one. Remember when ymfah did "How to make a bow only build in Skyrim", when what he meant was "How to beat Skyrim with only a bow and NO ARROWS. Also naked cause lmao.."
@@sagecolvard9644 uh now i remember lmao
@@sagecolvard9644 The dark souls one was even more impressive.
I love that every time he says "where the real game begins" you can tell he's trying not to laugh
Same
I remember when the meme first started on his channel XD
At least I never had to try not to laugh watching it. This is recommended funeral viewing!
4:13 is probably the only time Paul was on the verge of laughing about his own joke
Someone needs to make a compilation of Paul showing emotion
@@callanfinnigan1229 unfortunately that video wouldn’t get enough time where the real ads would begin
It's actually so wholesome because he's always so monotone. Literally made me smile lol.
Well, "Priim Slimm's been hitting the gymm" sits in that place in my heart, considering he says "That's such a fucking good joke" after it.
@@voidcheque7019same, loved it….only made me laugh harder every other time
"Future failures aren't going to disqualify past successes."
That's a legit motivational quote right there.
Not in cancel culture
@@PowdergameFan18 d a m n
Same should be vice versa
You're all gonna die.
Sorry.
WEF dictates how you live.
You are unecessary living.
@@PowdergameFan18 this would funny if it didn’t hurt inside
"Future failures aren't going to disqualify past successes" - Paul of Mitten Squad, 2020
Words of wisdom from Paul as always...
That is actually really good advice
I agree
I READ THIS EXACTLY WHEN HE SAID IT, good advice tho
A shame this doesn't happen in real life. Who cares what Athelte X or Y won in their past. They lost competition A this year, so they must be complete garbage, right? I really hate when this happens.
"Now this is where the real game begins"
"Now this is where the real game begins"
"Now this is where the real game begins"
"Now this is where the real game begins"
apparently there are several games here
Dammit I was gonna say that, take my like and go
At least there are enough challenges for those games
Octavia: four actually
So many games
Hes just peeling off the games foreskin
Game: rolls credits.
Paul: This is where the real game begins!
Who is Paul?
Paul?
Paul of Mitten Squad, the narrator of these videos.
Think they’re goofin around rain
I was hoping he would say that at the credits!
Credits screen: "this is where the real game begins"
I like how he almost chuckles a little bit when he says it for the second time. Like he KNOWS what he did XD
*#lolz*
MittenSquad's Mother: *gives birth to mittensquad*
MittenSquad: _And that's when the real game begins._
The universe ends : and that's were the real game begins
@@sadsworth4605 2020 ends: *Now the real game begins.*
@@fireflare908 me ends : now the game stops.....it's time to go back
Germany and Japan rearms, Mussolini's granddaughter is in the Italian government, *an that's were the real game begins*
İmagene him writing and thats where the real game ends on his gravestone
Every time Mitten says "This is where the real game begins" it sounds like he's about to laugh his ass off but then remembers emotions aren't allowed
Hate is allowed
@@noobatgames3321 Hate not an emotion, just an opinion on something ;)
@@M0D776 I guess
4:10
@@M0D776 yeah it is mr teacher
Drinking game: take a shot every time Mitten says “This is where the real game begins”
Go Pack
Already deank 2 litres of Jack Daniels and I'm 5 mins into the challenge
I honestly thought I smoked too much thanks for telling me I'm not crazy
@@spanlocket6107 Go Packs Go!
Take a sip
“A word from this video’s sponsor...”
Me: Oh hell...
“Hell, cause that’s where Im gonna be.”
Me: No wait I didnt mean it pls
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Unity I wasn’t lol, I was expecting some kind of joke since the last time he said “this video is sponsored by nothing because I don’t accept sponsorship deals from literal trash”
Knee slap
lol Super lucky guess. Good for you. 👍
I instinctively skip forward 30 seconds whenever I hear the words "sponsor" or "before we get started"
"Super Mario World is probably the easiest game of all time."
8 year old me: cries in shame
Bruh, what's wrong? It's almost as easy as Battletoads :P
@@captainpantaloons that game was hard.
@@Seer-Of-Lies_Giver-Of-Mutiny Sarcasm, bruh
why are you not at 1 million subs yet?
first
#streamgang
From the stream
Who’s here from the stream
Donut the best!
“I’ve beaten Mario, now this is where the real game begins.”
How to watch the entire credits without blinking
If you listen to him carefully, you can hear him trying not to laugh when he says “this is where the real game begins”
For anybody wondering where it’s here 4:10
Shit I didn't even realize this until now. His almost laugh is kind of adorable.
Clams Haha gay
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange you just assumed that clam's gender
Sam Hey me, what are 2 Sams doing here?
Plot twist: the game never actually began.
And it never will
Plot twist: the game was rigged from the start.
No, it just started a thousand times.
"You guys are in for a world of hurt when I realize what a Ugandan knuckles is"
The comment section: "and that's when the real game begins"
Came here for these. Love all of this. And his content. Lmao
I time-stamped every single time Mitten says "This is where the real game begins"
2:06
3:28
4:13
5:36
7:31
12:42
16:44
17:44
19:44
Not all hero’s wear capes
New drinking game every time he say it we drink
this is where the real game begins.
Does 3:00 count?
He doesn't actually say that exact phrase during all those time stamps. He just says a variant of it. Still drinking to them.
“You guys are in a world of hurt when i find out what a Ugandan knuckle is”
Funniest line in all of this
'How can it be hard?'. That's not him tempting fate, It's him asking his masochistic side how to suffer even more.
wow, this is probably the only channel where we can get clickbaited and actually get a better video than we anticipated, thank you paul and keep up the good work:)
I can actually imagine some kid unknowingly playing the game like this:
-not reading the instruction manual, because they don't like reading
-avoiding all power-ups, because they think they're enemies
-not attacking any enemies, because they're a good kid and feel bad about hurting others
-not knowing the run mechanic exists
I think even as a young kid, power ups are pretty obvious.
Nah 2 problems
1. If he didn’t want to read he would get someone to read it for him
2. Who doesn’t know what Mario is?
do the mario
Itsda Memes25 a kid at my school when I was young
The fact that you think another person is that incompetent in this day and age would show that you get your outlook on life either from self inspiration or shitty parents.
"If you want something hard, you gotta take matters into your own hands." I'm pretty sure that's a wank joke.
Oh you got it
Video games are like dicks, the more you play with them the harder they get.
@@Knave_Orange_24 that’s not how video games work, in my experience
@@DragonWinter36 it's a joke bruh
@@DragonWinter36 Stop playing on only easy mode then
"If you want something hard, you've gotta take it into your own hands." Okay paul-
That line went over my head till I read it out loud here hahaha, Paul's a goddamn gem
Yeah
If you want to BEAT something hard...it's even better:)
Phrasing!
5:13 "The trick is to let the ODSTs mindlessly fall off the edge"
Lol, I never thought of calling Para-Goombas ODSTs
Yeah the redesign from SMW to halo 2 for ODSTs was massive
SNES: Loaded
Rules: Arbitrary
Nose plug: On
Paul: Of Mitten Squad
This is where the real game begins.
Hotel:Trivago
Hotel: Trivago
Your mom: befriended
“And that’s what Godzilla would call ‘Not Very Cash Money’”
Rest in peace Paul. Rewatching all your videos in 2024 as a way of honouring your memory ❤️
Your videos help with the screaming in my head. Keep being you
His videos help me from pushing the big red button
Member
January 1st, 2020: “Now this is where the real game begins.”
@2008
@2012
@2016
September 11th, 2001: *Am I a joke to you?*
If you take a shot every time Paul says "This is where the real game begins", you will be drunker than he was when he fought his A/C
@@Granistargaming avoid A/C's and you'll be fine
The fact that you have to use every feature at some point to complete this game is testament to good design
‘Bullet Williams’ was so unexpected that I cried laughing
“Wait, it’s all where the game begins?”
“Always has been”
And that's where the real game began
Slowly walking in video games...
BRUTAL
hi sir
What's up
But that’s where the real game begins
@@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 Correct
This is going to be interesting.
Yep
Indeed
Yes daddy
Yeah
Indeed.
"I won't attack anything."
:procedes to attack multiple enemies:
"So far so good!"
“You guys are in for a world of hurt when I find out what a Ugandan Knuckles is”
That’s not very cash money of you.
Should we be worried about you at this point? The amount of self-flagellation (even if digital) is growing at an alarming pace.
Not to mention the glimpses he gives into his life sound quite... odd...
@@planescaped I have the attention span of a potato what are the glimpses into his life?
Menetetty_ Lotta vodka
@@Winterstormadvisory drunken arguments with an ac unit
@@voidedwar3625 The way michigan has been, most of us have had a drunken argument with an underperfoming and or dead ac
"The often contimplated, but never considered illegal and immoral quadruple challenge". Sounds pretty menacing.
Can you beat fallout nv without hearing “patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter” while siding with the ncr?
Can you beat the elder scrolls oblivion after eating a poisoned apple
“Can you the patrol the Mojave without wishing for a nuclear winter?”
@@imverygerby I actually tried that, without abusing the alchemy skill and harvesting the world's supply of restore health ingredients it's impossible. It's just that you constantly have to drink hp potions and you run out quick xD I got as far as paradise until I eventually ran out xD
easy just mute the game and turn off subtitles
Where ever he is know, I just hope the real game finally began
"if speedrunners can beat it in 10 minutes, it cant be hard"
*getting over it intensifies*
*Corona evolves into zombie virus*
Mitten squad: "now this is where the real game begins"
"U guys are in for a world of hurt when i find out what a ugandan knuckle is"
"SMW is the easiest game ever"
Cheats immediately
Tbh I don't think I ever got past the fourth castle as a kid. I very, very rarely got past the third. I haven't played in years, though, so I wonder if I'd do any better now. Part of me doubts it, though 😁
i like how all the intro footage is super mario advance 2, while the rest of the video is of the actual snes version lmao
At 4:14 he couldn’t hold in his laugh, that was good, I appreciate that. Good paul.
Mitten Squad: “Can you beat Super Mario world without taking damage, without attacking anything, without power-ups?”
Shigeru Miyamoto - laughs menacingly
Without jumping
Niccobbq: "First time?"
All I was thinking when he said this was. If only he knew of super Mario kazio
"Why did god take mom so soon?" Now i'm sad
Me too man me too
Me too man
I laughed, something tells me we aren't the same kinds of people
God only took mom because it was the only way he could get baby brother.
That was darker than I meant...
@@zach11241 that's some dark shit holy ****
"This is where the real game begins."
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start
"The game was rigatoni from the start, Luigi!"
@@blockedocelot "It's time to kick ass and chew breadcrumbs, and I'm all out of... [incoherent boogaloo noises]"
Hey! I used to challenge myself the "No Running" challenge in Super Mario World 1 and 2 (only difference from these two are the character appearances, Mario and Luigi, and some additional benefits than the other one)! Unfortunately, like you, I failed this challenge, because some or most obstacles that are in the way requires running. At first, I decided to use both Mario and Luigi in the two versions. But then, decided that using Luigi is like asking Santa to remove yourself from the naughty list. This will not do, so I decided to only use Mario. I also used saved states after each level I beat, and not obtaining any colored blocks. Yoshi Island was as easy as making a free throw. However, Homer Island is where the real game begins. In the first game, I decided to take the star to quickly teleport to Bowser's Castle, because I couldn't handle the fact that I have to go through it all without suffering the dark side. But it won't be a challenge if I skipped, so I head back, unnoticed by anyone or anything. After several attempts of beating Homer Island, it is time move on to Vanilla Ice Land. A few levels were easy, but the next levels is where the real game truly begins. The rest of the levels were hard. But, with much skill, luck, and 360 no-scopes, I manage to beat them and moved on to the next "island": Whispering Woods. For me, these levels are forgetful. I always forgot that you have to find the hidden level to unlock the next island. So, it took me almost an hour to finally notice that the bottom level is the way out. I found the hidden level, and moved on to the next island: Chocolate Rain Island. Now, this is where the real game truly begins, for real this time. Like most previous levels, I dashed toward the winning goal like Sonic the Hedgehog did. Sadly, this one level (which I called the "Toilet Flush") kept looping me back. It seems like I have to find another hidden level to proceed. Finally moving on and defeating every level in my path like I really know the way, the final island, Booser Island, is where the real game truly begins, honestly for real this time. The levels were complicated, with many death-defying falls and cannonballs. But I didn't stop there to chew arse: I was there to kick gum. The attempts were overbearing, but I finally managed to reach Bowser's Castle. Now, here is where the real game truly shows it's beginnings and ends. I forgot which numbered doors are simple and hard. With many attempts and the brains of Dory which runs in her family, I finally succeeded...of reaching Bowser. Booser was simple, really, with minor salty attempts and major hardcore skills. Booser drops a peach, and I finished my challenge miserably, total of 4 hours and 26 minutes along with 163 deaths. Unfortunately, I didn't stop there: I also did the same challenge for the second version. I followed the old me's footsteps like deja vu, I've been on these place before. Funny enough, it also ended miserably the same, total of 3 hr and 34 min along with 127 deaths. And no, I didn't play both versions at the same day. And yes, I sorta "cheated" in a way because I played the emulator that day. Just testing it out!...
"Without attacking anything"
- Proceeds to kill the Koopa Kid in Castle 1. 😂
5:35 Is that a smile I heard? LOL
"After winning the Battle of Hoover Dam, the ending montage tells of the events that follow. And this, is where the real game begins..."
Love your content man, I just re-watch your videos over and over again. Your writting and delivery are unique and make you standout from the other crap on this website. Keep doing what you do, just try not to punch any more air-conditioners.
"If you want something hard, you have to take matters into your own hands"
Yep... That's how it works.
That’s exactly how it works.(if you have one)
If you're wondering where the real game begins:
3:26
4:13
5:36
7:31
12:41
16:48
19:43
LOL
And that's where the real game begins
This guy is amazing. I can't even beat fallout 4 with only melee weapons.
Did anyone else realize that he kept ducking when he was small mario and that ducking while small mario does nothing?
Force of habit, really
Well, it slims your hitbox ever so slightly to make a difference somtimes
It's because that is when the real game begins.
No one:
Mitten Squad: *This is where the REAL game begins*
Idk if it was a joke or if he's faded
@@ahhhhyes both probably
“If you want something hard you gotta take matters into your own hands”
Alone gang rise up
I love how he try’s not to laugh when he says “where the real game begins” I love when he talks about figuring out his memes. I love how he says “Bullet William” I love mittensquad in general
New Idea: Can you beat Skyrim with only the shield charge perk? By that I mean: you can only damage enemies by running them down with a shield.
Speed runners: I beat this game so quickly it’s not even funny I’m so skilled
Paul: but can you do this?
"Don't worry I'm slowly getting up to date on my meme, you guys are in a world of hurt when I figure out what a Ugandan knuckles is"
Dear god, it's evolving!!!
And then the internet spoke the truth:
When that happens, it will be when the real game begins.
mitten squad: "giving the various chuck's a concussion doesn't count as attacking"
also mitten squad: "violating the Geneva convention by cutting the paragoomba's chute DOES count as attacking"
You get points for knocking the parachute off, but no points for the head bop on the football chads
7:17
The best part of jokes about dead memes is they only get funnier with time.
I love how even after he loses he still continues with the challenge
“and a word from today’s sponsor. hell. cause that’s where imma be.... “ why is it that everytime that he opens his mouth i chuckle
I love how you can always hear a tiny bit of laugh whenever he says, “this is where the real game begins”
"This is where the real game begins"- Anywhere in the video, you'll probably find it eventually.
Thanks for making this video it brings back memories of playing it with my dad when I was young, at his house. He still has it but because of Coronavirus I can’t see him anymore but hopefully soon I will see him
When Paul figures out what Ugandan Knuckles is: "This is where the real game begins"
“The game was real from the start”
Paul “This Level Is Where The Real Game Begins” From Mitten Squad
Every time he says “this is where the real game begins” start one of his older Skyrim videos.
Mitten Squad: A quick word from this video's sponsor.
Me: Oh no!
Mitten Squad: *HELL.*
Me: sighs in relief
Does anyone else find mittens voice to be oddly calming?
Still can't believe he is gone.
*IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING HARD, YOU MUST TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS*
Poetry
The inconsistency of the platforms is due to them being on a global timer and not a from spawn timer
So many props to this man. He did the opposite of clickbait. Instead of raising your expectations before clicking, he lowered them and now i am even more impressed by what the video is about
And then I realized that trying to add a second joke to the script is where the real game begins.
- *"Dont worry, you can just jump on the babies."*
Thats what Ive been saying for years, but for some reason I keep getting into big trouble :(
...in little China.
SvendleBerries comments like this always weird me out. he already made the joke. why do you feel like making the implicit funny bit explicit makes it okay to just say the same joke again? fascinating.
@@cn.st.182
You must be fun at parties, what with people having fun and laughing along with other peoples jokes and adding their jokes as well. I mean, that used to be a simple part of Human interaction...but, then again, in this day and age simple Human interaction is almost an archaic concept.
@@SvendleBerries certainly is with that pandemic going around
Forget mom, why did God take Paul so soon...
21:38 this is where the real video begins
2:16 He lowkey giving life advice 😯
Man, I miss Paul. Rest in Peace.
Mitten on his death bed age 100: THIS is where the real game begins
*Beats game*: "This is where the real game begins"
“I finally beat bowser and now it’s time for the game to really begin”
18:21 "One of the seven original gamers"
Who are the other six?
21:18
This is where the real video begins.
Fun drinking game: take two shots every time Paul says “this is where the real game begins”
I got alcohol poisoning, I want a new liver
Drinking game: sip your beverage whenever he says "this is where the real game begins"
Well if you are doing quad challenges now, I better update my request: can you beat kingdom come Deliverance with only your fists, in hardcore mode, non pacifist, without taking any damage?
I come back to this vid just to find out when the real game begins. RIP MittenSquad 🙏
That was legit the best opening line I ever heard "if you want something hard you gotta take things into your own hands"