Ahsoka Episode 3 Is Boring And When It's Not It's Stupid

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @MagnumSpydyrIN
    @MagnumSpydyrIN Год назад +434

    pin me for no reason!

  • @shanedilanchian4668
    @shanedilanchian4668 Год назад +244

    "He who questions training, only trains himself at asking questions" got me! hahaha

    • @shadowjack239
      @shadowjack239 Год назад +24

      I love Mystery Men, it's chock full of great stuff.

    • @QueenSydon
      @QueenSydon Год назад +9

      The Sphinx knows whats up

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster Год назад +1

      Sounds like something Su Han would say.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Год назад +2

      isn't that a GOOD thing tho?

    • @robwilliamsfn9425
      @robwilliamsfn9425 Год назад +6

      When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.

  • @Smore1984
    @Smore1984 Год назад +249

    I think some of the reason she's being told to be expressionless is because anything else will require her to move her head more and her head piece looks even cheaper when it moves.

    • @jingleballs9935
      @jingleballs9935 Год назад +8

      😂

    • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
      @LiveFreeOrDie2A Год назад +45

      *Dave Filoni wants Rosario Dawson to act as close as possible to his real life Ahsoka blowup doll.* Showing any emotions or expressions ruins the pervert’s fantasy

    • @goyam2981
      @goyam2981 Год назад +16

      I saw her in an SNL skit La Policia Mexicana. She was super cool in that. Definitely the director's fault.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 Год назад

      She is a cracking actress, but given nothing here. @@goyam2981

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn Год назад +8

      Even the Jedi in the prequels who were meant to be emotionless show more emotion than this.

  • @lRedPosion
    @lRedPosion Год назад +376

    I love how straight to the point you are and how the video just abruptly ends. A playlist of all videos would be like one big mental breakdown 😂

    • @Film_Sushi
      @Film_Sushi Год назад +39

      Also, the accent helps, lol.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 Год назад +16

      Scousers are great. @@Film_Sushi

    • @Film_Sushi
      @Film_Sushi Год назад

      Amen to that,@@jonbaxter2254 :)

    • @ArmyWolves
      @ArmyWolves Год назад +17

      😂😂😂😂😂 Reaper ended abruptly as he was so annoyed with Ahsoka that he didn't even say *bye, thanks for watching or subscribe* ... nah, he was like, *f-- this, I'm out*

    • @DeanoTube
      @DeanoTube Год назад +2

      Also, is the thumbnail of her face looking like Sloth from The Goonies? 😂 Hey you Jedi!

  • @XenoL
    @XenoL Год назад +466

    Why is the reaper dunking on bad pieces of media so entertaining to watch lmao

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy Год назад +28

      It's funny, because I initially thought this might be okay... but as always with this franchise, I knew I'd be wrong, so it's best just to watch these vicariously through Reaper.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Год назад +26

      More entertaining than the show and it's free!!! I pirated the show but you know what I mean lol

    • @marcosrecio4062
      @marcosrecio4062 Год назад +28

      For me it's the accent

    • @schembizzi
      @schembizzi Год назад +23

      He destroys these horrible excuses of media with a deliciously ruthless savagery.

    • @zdubbs7609
      @zdubbs7609 Год назад +10

      Ikr I don’t even watch most the stuff he reviews but I love his commentary and his accent makes it ten times funnier

  • @nickjcirillo
    @nickjcirillo Год назад +164

    Can we agree we don’t give af about Sabine being a Jedi

    • @BlacKnightRising
      @BlacKnightRising Год назад +14

      I'm surprised he didn't 'bypass the compressor' to get that stupid ship going while ashoka was battling space ships with light-sabers.....such stellar wriring....

    • @LetsGetitBoah
      @LetsGetitBoah Год назад

      Some of you all, are just really stupid. It was made very clear, that Asoka wasn’t looking to turn her into a Jedi. She was simply looking for her to tap in to her connection with the force, which everyone has, in order to elevate abilities, she already has. If you don’t understand Star Wars, maybe stop commenting about it.

    • @rentless666
      @rentless666 Год назад +11

      I miss the time Sabine was an interesting character with personality. She's now a generic boring little padawan girl and she was so much more in Rebels.

    • @pearsemolloy9656
      @pearsemolloy9656 Год назад +16

      Sabine isn’t even force sensitive I don’t see Ashoka’s logic in training her to be a Jedi since being able to use the force is pretty damn important for that. I don’t care for it and it feels very childish and fanfictiony. Sabine is a Mandalorian her strengths lie with blasters, jet packs and other equipment just let her do that.

    • @nickjcirillo
      @nickjcirillo Год назад +9

      @@pearsemolloy9656 hey u forgot “the force is female” Sabine will believe in herself just enough in the finale to use the force and save the day!!

  • @Saikowo
    @Saikowo Год назад +94

    "I have seen people in brain dead comas show more life than she does" 0:50 honestly i love reaper

  • @schembizzi
    @schembizzi Год назад +67

    Reaper, you never fail to put a smile on my face when you tear into something.
    Never change.

  • @Blyegh
    @Blyegh Год назад +158

    I want to personally thank you for giving the people who always hated Dave Filoni’s contrived bullshit writing a voice. It feels good to finally have that shouted in the ether.

    • @LetsGetitBoah
      @LetsGetitBoah Год назад +2

      What would you have done to make things better?

    • @Lt.GonvilleBromhead
      @Lt.GonvilleBromhead Год назад +28

      @@LetsGetitBoah Stop making Star Wars content. It ended when George Lucas sold it. It's been done to death. The old adage 'less is more', is true.

    • @LetsGetitBoah
      @LetsGetitBoah Год назад

      @@Lt.GonvilleBromhead marvel comics, and DC comics has been going on for decades now. Why can’t Star Wars?

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Год назад +24

      ​@@LetsGetitBoah And look at the state they are now...

    • @badconnection4383
      @badconnection4383 Год назад +3

      @@LetsGetitBoah Marvel and DC aren't the best example especially in the comics department. Most people think Batman and Superman are movie and game characters because no one is reading their comics anymore.

  • @Pellbort
    @Pellbort Год назад +60

    I was a DJ in a huge nightclub, playing on a Saturday night to a packed house. I chose a song thinking "people go nuts for this song," and I hyped up the song on the mic, telling the crowd to get ready to go absolutely fucking nuts. I dropped the song, and nothing. They did not give one tenth of a dried shit. They did not go nuts, they went to the bar and the floor started to empty.
    I know how Dave Filoni feels right now.

    • @leandeer8947
      @leandeer8947 Год назад +3

      That's tough, man.

    • @Words-.
      @Words-. Год назад +1

      Tough, but a great lesson to learn from for all us writers

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад

      Actually the Ahsoka show is doing great.

    • @iamthewizardwhoknocks2845
      @iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 Год назад

      ​@@moabman6803Compared to what?

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад

      @@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 Fans are really loving it compared to the other Disney star wars shows

  • @kevinh5349
    @kevinh5349 Год назад +10

    There were several cliff-hanger moments when it looked as if Ahsoka might fall asleep and not wake up again.

  • @alejandroalldayreaction
    @alejandroalldayreaction Год назад +277

    This is the first time I’m rooting for the bad guys and hope they defeat the boring main characters

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO Год назад +19

      No such luck, the baddies are braindead.

    • @estrellitadelmar9771
      @estrellitadelmar9771 Год назад +15

      Ahsoka is so boring and she has no personality it's too depressing to watch omg

    • @xSilentZeroXx
      @xSilentZeroXx Год назад +4

      They eventually do. Just watch the sequel trilogy.

    • @ilfirinms
      @ilfirinms Год назад

      Yeah. First time I am completly untimidated by sith. Brain dead uncle and his Emo niece.

    • @gonderAmh
      @gonderAmh Год назад +5

      the bad guys arent better . everything sucks, there's literally no writting, no dialogue. u have multiple slow walks, 2 lines per character, and a boring "action" scene per episode, with previsible outcomes and absolutly no suspense.

  • @rok8963
    @rok8963 Год назад +66

    Let’s not forget that Sabine was complaining that she couldn’t fight because she couldn’t see when she witnessed almost 2 whole seasons of Kanan being blind

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Год назад +4

      But Kanan is a Jedi, she isn't.

    • @shippendales8543
      @shippendales8543 Год назад +1

      Kanan was badass force wielder before he lost his sight
      Sabine is clearly not force sensitive or has very little power like that

    • @WillsonT011
      @WillsonT011 Год назад +6

      ​@@user-xx6vy9ri8pSo why is she being trained like a jedi😮😮😮😮

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад

      She is being trained to see if she can use the force to her advantage.

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Год назад +1

      @@moabman6803 She obviously can't, any Jedi or midichlorian test can prove it.

  • @dontcallmenice1949
    @dontcallmenice1949 Год назад +83

    One thing I hate about these shows is how they all revolve around the same couple of characters. Back in the TCW days there were whole arcs dedicated to one-off characters we never see again. It made the galaxy seem so much bigger, it's actually the reason TCW made me love Star Wars so much. Now it feels like we barely get self-contained stories anymore.

    • @chuchu5946
      @chuchu5946 Год назад +10

      I really like the 4 arm Jedi that uses 2 double-ended light saber. And I love the season where Ventress became a bounty hunter. It's funny that she, a dark side user, got a better personality than these Ahsoka clowns.

    • @commandervile394
      @commandervile394 Год назад +1

      General Krell, voiced by the guy who does Mr. Krabs from Sponge Bob, aka the villain from the Highlander movie. Yup, great villain. @@chuchu5946

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад

      Uh, did you not see the new dark jedi Baylen?

    • @dontcallmenice1949
      @dontcallmenice1949 Год назад +1

      @@moabman6803 I mean of course they still introduce some new characters. My point still stands though as the show mainly revolves around Ahsoka, Sabine and Hera, all characters from past shows (TCW and Rebels) and it is far from a self-contained story as it relies heavily on you knowing what happened in Rebels.

  • @nickjcirillo
    @nickjcirillo Год назад +38

    It’s so predictable Sabines gonna use the force in the finale and save the day

  • @opa-age
    @opa-age Год назад +70

    Even Yoda the muppet was a ton more expressive than Ahsoka.

    • @hinduismwithpremananddasbhagat
      @hinduismwithpremananddasbhagat Год назад +4

      Not true. Ahsoka has many facial expressions: annoyed, condescending, bored. There's 3! LOL I mean, Hera has 1. She has the "I'm sucking the energy out of the room" expression. Which, having seen that actress elsewhere, is her giving it all her acting skills! ALL of them.

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад +1

      Actually most the time Yoda is stoic.

  • @mister-x2
    @mister-x2 Год назад +31

    Nobody gets killed by a lightsaber.
    Everyone can be a jedi if they believe hard enough.
    And all the men are dead.
    Filoni Baloney

  • @mcdouches1
    @mcdouches1 Год назад +28

    The problem with Awoka is that it just starts up like, lets get the map! next, lets unlock the map! next, lets use these stones to see where to go! next, they found our space ring! next. zero mystery or tension just onto the next side quest we go.

    • @Willowy13
      @Willowy13 Год назад +2

      So, it is the sequel craplogy all over again huh?

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg Год назад +3

      there’s always a fucking map lol. it’s crazy how much of a crutch the “missing person map” is for Disney SW. who is even making these maps to unfindable people? it makes 0 sense.

    • @jacob2808
      @jacob2808 Год назад +1

      ​@adhirg whoever they are business as absolutely booming!

    • @games4us132
      @games4us132 Год назад +2

      lol awooka

    • @FablestoneSeries
      @FablestoneSeries Год назад

      @@adhirg actually of all the stupid maps they've come up with, this map to another galaxy is the only map that makes a scrap of sense. I'm assuming it isn't a map to Thrawn but an ancient map to the hyperspace passage he coincidentally used.

  • @jbrandonf
    @jbrandonf Год назад +29

    The reaction clips Reaper uses in the videos combined with his accent as he rips into these shows are fucking hysterical.

  • @VFXShawn
    @VFXShawn Год назад +20

    Sabine is clearly the main character, I don't know why this is called Ahsoka.

    • @josephtucker8456
      @josephtucker8456 Год назад +8

      Yet another Star Wars show where the main character who the show is named after plays a side role to another character and is replaced in their own show lol

  • @kevinxaislis
    @kevinxaislis Год назад +29

    Huyang is the ultimate mansplainer in this show, Sabine ask a question huyang answer and Sabine rolls her eyes.

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Год назад +15

      That's why he is likeable.

    • @brightlord-ov7cm
      @brightlord-ov7cm Год назад +2

      Chopper and huyang are both more entertaining than the rest of the actors combined.

  • @Coramelimane
    @Coramelimane Год назад +16

    making the emotional Ashoka be an emotionless stoic plank of wood.

  • @MinhHoang-yd2cg
    @MinhHoang-yd2cg Год назад +29

    I still can’t understand why they want Sabine to have The Force .There is already a Mandalorian with Force power,a green goblin that bring them a fortune.Sabine is special already with her unique art style and personality of a rogue mandalorian,different from the rest of her people.Sabine being a mandalorian only also can show the audience a battle of a mando with tons of cool sh*t vs a Force User in Live-Action.We have seen too many battles of Force Users vs each other already .The Galaxy is huge and there are many individuals that can defeat a Jedi without using Force power (Mainly top bounty hunter like Cad Bane, Jango Fett and The entire Mandalorian race ) but most of them and their battles vs Force Users are in Cartoon only. Then why don’t bring those to Live-Action?Seeing Sabine clever using her Mandalorian Stuffs to deafeat the villain not only give fans cool action but also help audience who don’t watch Rebels understand Sabine’s character.

    • @TiberianusLP
      @TiberianusLP Год назад

      I'm with you on this, but at least she gets a learning arc, unlike other female lead characters in Star Wars, that go from hearing the first time about the force, to mind manipulating people in thirty minutes.

    • @shippendales8543
      @shippendales8543 Год назад

      From Ahsokas explanation having the force and being a Jedi should be mutually exclusive since all being have it anyway
      So Sabine training to be a Jedi should be mean she automatically gets the force

    • @FablestoneSeries
      @FablestoneSeries Год назад

      They wrote themselves into a corner when they decided that the dark saber required some force sensitivity to use. Now they could just abandon that and move on. But I think they are setting Sabine up to turn to the dark side out of frustration. it fits with her character. and it fits with Ashoka's long history of failure after failure.

  • @umapessoaqualquer3688
    @umapessoaqualquer3688 Год назад +36

    Filloni did say it was a religious experience.
    It's very much like going to church as a kid. It's boring and you leave with your ass hurting

    • @budgetbrick5124
      @budgetbrick5124 Год назад +6

      At least in church, you get a good sleep there. I was just bored out of my mind with the show

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад

      Huh, sorry you don't like it. I think it's great.

  • @visitingforgefather5997
    @visitingforgefather5997 Год назад +21

    A moment of silence for the poor brain cells Reaper had to sacrifice watching this shite for our amusement.

  • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
    @LiveFreeOrDie2A Год назад +9

    *Dave Filoni wants Rosario Dawson to act as close as possible to his real life Ahsoka blowup doll.* Showing any emotions or expressions ruins the pervert’s fantasy.

    • @Declopse
      @Declopse Год назад

      Anyone who's married to their cowboy hood should be tested for drugs especially when their lips are gone.

  • @randorama1588
    @randorama1588 Год назад +19

    I have to make a second comment, cause Hera in this show REALLY pisses me off. In Rebels I actually liked her character. She didn't always display strong emotions, but I always got the feeling that she was a good character that held them back, probably at least in part due to her position. She's a shell of a character here. It's like watching an old web bot that just repeats words

    • @shippendales8543
      @shippendales8543 Год назад

      I don't think that's the character itself but the fact that non of the characters have personal story threads in the show outside of Sabine mainly
      I think that issue is more about the shows limited episode count than anything

  • @CaneloBlackWings-dv8tl
    @CaneloBlackWings-dv8tl Год назад +2

    I recommended your channel to my brother, sister, and my fiancé 😂 They all love it 😂👌🏻

  • @arks_knights
    @arks_knights Год назад +13

    Even spaceballs have more logic and emotion, despite it being a literally a joke

    • @i1custd
      @i1custd Год назад

      “May The Schwartz Be With You”

    • @Misery7531
      @Misery7531 Год назад +1

      That would be these shows and the prequels that Spaceballs is better then

  • @ThreadBareHope1234
    @ThreadBareHope1234 Год назад +12

    3:44 That is a good point. Not just that Star Wars has been exploring the nature of good and evil from the beginning, but also they make rule under the Empire look better. The reason the Empire was so quickly accepted was that the Separatists and the staged Jedi attack on the Chancellor made the galaxy look chaotic. And in need of the order via tyranny. Idk why Disney doesn't just make the galaxy deeply damaged by the Empire or have very few systems capable of stepping up rather than making them stupid. Disney doesn't get the concept of good leaders or factions unless they are revolutionaries, or lone wolves (ironic that they want people to have no support system and randomly be able to lead).
    Edit: I also don't like that fan service bs about how the Jedi were wrong. I get Ahsoka is a rogue now and that is totally something she would say, but no fan is going to understand the concept of a character believing in half truths or unreliable narrators

  • @Obiwancatnobi006
    @Obiwancatnobi006 Год назад +15

    As a fan of both The Clone Wars and Rebels I can definitively say that these are NOT the same characters.

    • @mahalallel2012
      @mahalallel2012 Год назад +3

      Ashoka did this cute thing with her eyes, even when she was angry. That's what's missing in Dawson's Ashoka.

    • @shippendales8543
      @shippendales8543 Год назад +1

      That's the point
      Time has passed and they have changed
      The characters are still the same
      Hera being a mother
      Sabine complaining during training is pretty much what happen with Kanan
      Ahsoka is older than those characters and has gone through a lot if stuff and resided her self to mostly I interacting with a robot
      It makes sense she isn't peppy and fun
      The issue is does Ahsoka have the time to properly develop the characters
      Andor was good but very boring at times

    • @samuraibobafett1118
      @samuraibobafett1118 Год назад +5

      Agreed, that's the main reason why I refuse to watch this show.

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад

      Not the same character? So teenage Ahsoka isn't the same as 45 year old Ahsoka? That's really your complaint?

    • @Obiwancatnobi006
      @Obiwancatnobi006 Год назад

      @@moabman6803 this is not just her being older, this is a complete character change nothing about the new Ahsoka NOTHING about her is like the original. nobody would change that much in only 10 years

  • @JoshMc420
    @JoshMc420 Год назад +38

    Don't fear the reaper. Unless you're Disney.

  • @LowerDragon
    @LowerDragon Год назад +7

    I feel like we were robbed of a proper and poetic end to Ahsoka when Ezra pulled her into the world between worlds. Her death could have been so much more emotional and show us just how far Anakin had fallen, but no, Dave Filoni couldn't just let her go like that. What we are seeing at this point is akin to Norman Bates keeping his mother's corpse in his basement in Psycho, and would explain why Rosario Dawson shows less emotion than a brick wall.

    • @idkdontask7142
      @idkdontask7142 Год назад

      That's because she is literally his OC that he inserted into canon.

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад

      No George Lucas introduced Ahsoka, not Filoni.

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 Год назад

      Ahsoka being killed by Anakin really wouldn't have any further affect on his downfall. He kills his wife, kills Kenobi, and kills several children. Killing Ahsoka would be like killing Luke in the sequel trilogy.

  • @KingSlayer_.
    @KingSlayer_. Год назад +5

    Yeah, this Ahsoka doesn't feel like the fan favorite she was in the Clone Wars. Shes completely hollow. Shes lost all her personality and shes Ahsoka in name and appearance only.
    *Sigh* Disney continues to dig themselves a creative hole that Star Wars is going to die in. Poor fellows, I hope they learn to live it down🥺

    • @LetsGetitBoah
      @LetsGetitBoah Год назад

      That’s because she’s 45 years old, and a veteran of how many wars now. You expect her to run around being all bubbly and sassy?
      You guys are such repetitive losers.

  • @DoomofOlympus
    @DoomofOlympus Год назад +7

    You see…this is why I don’t have hopes for anything anymore. Nothing can affect or disappoint me because I know that what I grew up loving and have never stopped having a passion for, has long since ended.

  • @SaviorMachine84
    @SaviorMachine84 Год назад +7

    Ahsoka from clone wars and rebels had an energetic personality. She would've grown older and wiser but I didn't realize should become a plank of wood after that growth.

    • @FablestoneSeries
      @FablestoneSeries Год назад

      Meh, I was a wild kid and now i'm in my 50s and i've become an emotionless plank of wood, so it certainly isn't out of the realm of possibility.

    • @Diogolindir
      @Diogolindir Год назад +1

      I love Ahsoka man, I thought she would keep her kind, fun spirit but now she is just boring and bitter for some reason

  • @TioMegamanX
    @TioMegamanX Год назад +9

    When a shot hits a shielded vehicle it is supposed to show at least a flash of light on the impacted area, the shot still creates some sense of impact, whoever directed the scene apparently never watched the movies or most of the animated material.

    • @FablestoneSeries
      @FablestoneSeries Год назад

      actually what pissed me off more than anything else in this scene were the clouds of smoke the laser blasts were leaving in space. like WTF?

    • @TioMegamanX
      @TioMegamanX Год назад +2

      @@FablestoneSeriesWell, Star Wars takes some liberties when it comes to space, but you know what's more stupid? Ahsoka deflecting starfighter blasters with her sabers, why is it stupid? even with their heightened senses the Jedi would have certain physical limitations, let's say a blaster bolt from a common rifle is like a 5.56 caliber, fair enough, but a starfighter blaster bolt would be akin to a vulkan's 20mm caliber, which means bigger impact no matter how you put it.
      Best case scenario, Ahsoka would have a broken arm, brain damage from the shockwave produced by the bolt's impact and probably internal bleeding, NOW if we account for the fact that she does that in space with zero gravity it means the blaster bolt would not be hampered by atmosphere and gravity which means no velocity lost and way less energy dissipation, depending on how she would try to deflect the blaster she would lose both arms or be sent flying off the ship by the impact.

    • @FablestoneSeries
      @FablestoneSeries Год назад

      @@TioMegamanX They can't block lasers from droidekas because they are too powerful? Yet they can block lasers from fighters? Makes no sense.
      But like Neil Degrasse Tyson keeps saying, lightsabers, and laser bolts carry no weight. They will cut through metal just as easily with a gentle graze as with a powerful slash. It makes no difference.
      Presumably high caliber lasers are wider therefore can't be entirely deflected by just a lightsaber. So you are right, she would have significant damage, not from a shockwave though, but just from the energy that wasn't deflected. There would be some velocity loss, but not much. The gigantic ground laser they are proposing to send nanoprobes solar sails to alpha centauri, those require half the energy of the atlantic seaboard shot from lasers the size of a small city and they won't be able to move a car battery sized solar sail faster than a walking pace due to its weight. Light can only move things in space when it has nearly no weight to it at all. The diminishing returns are severe.
      Unless these blaster bolts DO have weight. The mythbusters did an episode calculating the speed of the bolts based on the time it took to dodge one, and determined they would have had to have weight to be as slow as they are.

  • @ElhajMahmoud
    @ElhajMahmoud Год назад +55

    Wait, how did Ahsoka stay on the wing of the ship and not float off in the middle of space? Am I missing something or shouldn’t there be no gravity to pull her to her own ship?
    Edit : also, you’re telling me a lightsaber does just a scratch on that colored hair lady and she recovers just one day later while same lightsabers cuts off spaceship metals when ahsoka fought those on the wing??? Her insides should’ve melted when she got stabbed and they made it look like she got one of those old 90s cars lighters burn

    • @RJKX
      @RJKX Год назад +19

      Well she is strong female protagonist, so she can do cartwheels in zero-g without physics bothering her much.

    • @titanbro5871
      @titanbro5871 Год назад +5

      the suit is magnetized to the ship thats why when she actually was stuck floating she had sabine move the ship so that she can stick to it again
      forgot to mention that this wasn't new as it happened in clone wars years ago but I know not everyone watched or remembers everything in it.

    • @kdiggity11
      @kdiggity11 Год назад +20

      I couldnt let that one go. There is no gravity and she cant flip like that. She would just float away. If she had a magnetized suit, that would help her walk. But if she jumps hard enough, she will break the strength of the magentic field and wont return back. If the magnet was strong enough to pull her in from several feet away, it would mostly ne too powerful for her to walk. This show is so dumb.

    • @titanbro5871
      @titanbro5871 Год назад +1

      @@kdiggity11 my guy re watch the scene the jump did cause her to break away and she was floating but before she could fully float away she had Sabine move the ship so she could stabilize

    • @alexanderjakubowski5673
      @alexanderjakubowski5673 Год назад

      Star Wars is fantasy, not hard sci-fi, so they're forgiven for absolutely everything not being scientifically accurate.

  • @thomasbrown3793
    @thomasbrown3793 Год назад +12

    I'd argue Ahsoka is a pretty popular character in the fan base and that fans right now are still invested out of loyalty to Filoni. I'm sure that will soon change though if this is the level of quality they'll maintain for the rest of the show.

  • @yaskingslay
    @yaskingslay 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love how honest and brutal you are. Please make a video a day. I will watch it every day.

  • @SlipdeGarcondeJour
    @SlipdeGarcondeJour Год назад +4

    Love the way Sabine suddenly grows big biceps in that last training scene.

  • @ThreadBareHope1234
    @ThreadBareHope1234 Год назад +7

    Okay. Why the heck are we still blocking laser *CANON* shots with a *melee weapon* ?! It was already stupid when we could block AT-ST shots with lightsabers, and both are like blocking deflecting fighter plane shots with a little riot shield. Stupid!!

  • @JTJ1944
    @JTJ1944 Год назад +13

    I’m only watching this show for Thrawn and the fact that he (the main “bad guy” btw) hasn’t even shown up in 3 episodes and from the look of it won’t in the next episode either is mind boggling. Im praying they don’t ruin his character, spoiler they probably will.

    • @rentless666
      @rentless666 Год назад +4

      I imagine he only shows in the final 2 minutes of the last episode as a teaser for his own stupid show.

    • @estrellitadelmar9771
      @estrellitadelmar9771 Год назад +2

      similar here, I am only watching this show to see thrawn and Ezra , knowing disney they will most likely show those characters in the 5 minutes of the last episode and only as a teaser for their upcoming movie LAME

  • @loverboiii
    @loverboiii Год назад +6

    I found my croud

    • @MediaManPower
      @MediaManPower Год назад

      Welcome, brother, to the wrong side of History.
      It's awesome.

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh Год назад +3

    This is a star wars nerd kind of thing to complain about, but it's the details that make a universe feel real: Mandalorian weapons and tactics were specifically designed to counteract Force-sensitive Jedi with light sabers. The rocket packs to move quickly and create distance, the ranged weapons to strike from distance, the flamethrowers that attack mutilple targets at once and can't be blocked like blaster bolts, the fibercord whip to tie up a target and inhibit both use of the light sabers and Force powers, and of course, the beskar armor were all created or adapted by Mandalorians to fight against Jedi, and we saw an on-screen representation of how that was done when Jango Fett successfully fought and damn near killed Obi-Wan in the fight on Kamino in "AotC." The point being that a almost-Jedi and a Mandalorian would be a formidable match against a kinda-Sith and his apprentice. Instead of wasting time trying to train up an apprentice who sucks at the Force, Ahsoka should just be helping her Mandalorian ally sharpen her anti-Jedi skills. The two of them together ought be able to easily handle the apprentice, and at least hold their own against the master, or even the two of them together. And if things start to go sideways, Force run and rocket pack the hell out of there and live to fight another day, just like any Mandalorian would know to do against Jedi. The thing I always loved about the Mandalorians is that they were specifically supposed to be Jedi killers, the only non-Force sensitives who had the weapons and tactics to be able to handle them. What's the point of lore if writers just going to ignore it when it doesn't fit in with the oh so important story THEY want to tell?

  • @Darth_Lex
    @Darth_Lex Год назад +2

    When Ahsoka was flipping on top of the ship, she would have completely flew right off. I guess Dave forgot about the Clone Wars episode when they had walkers on the astroroids. They use grapplers and magnetic holders to keep them on 5he surfaces.

  • @mildlyextreme
    @mildlyextreme Год назад +9

    How can Ahsoka jump around on the outside of the ship in space at 8:00 like it has the gravity of a whole planet?

  • @carlosvarela7430
    @carlosvarela7430 Год назад +8

    I can not wait for you to review Snow White and the Marvels😂🎉

  • @Calamity556
    @Calamity556 Год назад +3

    "That Guy from Dark Souls"
    That gets me every time I hear it lol. Great review, Reaper.

  • @tyw2675
    @tyw2675 Год назад +3

    It was such a nice reminder that good movies like Scary Movie 2 exist. I miss those times so much.

  • @julesknight1511
    @julesknight1511 Год назад +5

    Ahsoka shows no emotion - except when fighting where she makes an ugly angry face that doesn't look very Jedi at all

  • @Luke-ew6uo
    @Luke-ew6uo Год назад +2

    God I need to watch Mystery Men again. That clip of Ben Stiler just reminded me of my favorite film in middle school

  • @anthonyml7
    @anthonyml7 Год назад +4

    Ahsoka as a teacher? not buying it, Sabine force sensitive? not buying it, Can this show please sell something already!? and also I couldn't help but laugh seeing Ahsoka wearing that space suit, for real though how did she get it over her head like that 🤣

  • @johnnyrocketed2225
    @johnnyrocketed2225 Год назад +2

    Love the title of this one! It’s like, Ahsoka is stoned and when she’s not she’s tired. 😂

  • @Cornin33
    @Cornin33 Год назад +4

    Another thing about the part where Ashoka is on the ship in her space-suit: I may just be stupid but when she jumps wouldn’t she just end up floating in space forever? Unless the ship itself has a gravitational pull then she should be long dead

  • @Mountaintiger05
    @Mountaintiger05 Год назад +5

    Ayy I’m here to see reaper roast the shit of this new garbage that came out yesterday

  • @HandleH4nd13
    @HandleH4nd13 Год назад +4

    your videos are great its like critical drinker on steroids I love it

  • @JoJoJoker
    @JoJoJoker Год назад +3

    Old Disney Fans: “Shut up and take my money!”
    New Disney Actors: “I’ll show up and take your money!”

  • @heraldofwar
    @heraldofwar Год назад +15

    Its got so bad CW shows are starting to look like award winning shows in comparison.

  • @attentiondeficitsquirrel7660
    @attentiondeficitsquirrel7660 Год назад +2

    In a space suit. On the wings of a spaceship. Doing cartwheels. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen 🚀🤸‍♀️💥

  • @tygrenvoltaris4782
    @tygrenvoltaris4782 Год назад +3

    i love your accent. you sound mad and annoyed especially funny

  • @matts6607
    @matts6607 Год назад +4

    i don't get why Princess Leia still hasn't been mentioned and shown somewhere in these shows. she should be leading the New republic with Mon Mothma, but yet no where to be seen. Also Ashoka keeps saying how big a threat Thrawn is and yet has to tell one of the strongest Force users still alive, Luke Skywalker, that she needs his help. This show is complete dogshit.

  • @Mr.Rogers143
    @Mr.Rogers143 Год назад +9

    But Mr. Reaper, if you watch people on RUclips reacting to these episodes, they all love it. No one says anything negative about it. It's like it's a dream come true for them.

    • @jacob2808
      @jacob2808 Год назад +3

      People are just allergic to good writing and then lap this up, nostalgia is a powerful drug

    • @Mr.Rogers143
      @Mr.Rogers143 Год назад +3

      @@jacob2808 That's what I was thinking. They're so hungry for nostalgia, they don't care that they're eating gas station sushi.

    • @games4us132
      @games4us132 Год назад +3

      those people u r mention just grind some views that it. They probably hate themselves rn

  • @SimonLeicester
    @SimonLeicester Год назад +1

    Thanks Reaper. You've saved me the trouble of watching this episode.

  • @danielbutler640
    @danielbutler640 Год назад +6

    Wasn't ashoka keen for Luke to ummm give Grogo a choice 🤔 now wants Sabine to be herself. 😂
    Also... ashoka should have been killed in rebels. Would have been far more symbolic than introduce time travel. This is very bad writing that Dave has to make the villains retarded for her triumph 😂😂
    We all know Sabine should be dead haha
    I'm glad I choose my own canon now... it's the only way I can enjoy this once beloved saga. 😒
    Sure the prequels were... problematic, but, it worked.

  • @Warm_and_loveable
    @Warm_and_loveable Год назад +1

    They "how dare you stand where he stood" was so good, damn

  • @unbrokenbrony5618
    @unbrokenbrony5618 Год назад +3

    Dave has George Lucas syndrome. Everyone is just a yes man for him

  • @andrewlowden322
    @andrewlowden322 Год назад +1

    I love how your videos always end .386 seconds after your last line, no dragging out nonsense

  • @jackthumbikomkandawire8591
    @jackthumbikomkandawire8591 Год назад +7

    Nice one Reaper. Please do the One Piece live action when it comes out

  • @desireless4092
    @desireless4092 Год назад +1

    Hera's posterior almost got me watching this show, but I resisted successfully.

  • @GFS695
    @GFS695 Год назад +4

    Ahsoka fighting in space was truly truly one awful scene, wtf.

  • @DoctorDave5
    @DoctorDave5 Год назад +2

    I used to be sad about what happened to Star Wars. Now I’m just here for the laughs.

  • @carolyns99
    @carolyns99 Год назад +3

    The only thing I've watched since the initial trilogy is Mando. I thought I might give this a go because I really liked Ahsoka in that - although that was before they destroyed Mando in S3. I liked the gravitas of Ahsoka in that but it sounds like they've really turned her into a plank of wood in this. What a pity. They just have to wreck everything - even their own stuff that started out well.

  • @big_red01027
    @big_red01027 Год назад +2

    Man, I remember when Mando S1 dropped and we all thought Filoni and Favreau were the saviors of Star Wars. How the allegedly mighty have fallen into a ditch. Filled with cat shit.

  • @biotrekker
    @biotrekker Год назад +4

    Ashoka's "space helmet" made me laugh. How does she get those thingies into the suit/helmet?

  • @thebluntyorkshireman5161
    @thebluntyorkshireman5161 Год назад +2

    I said exactly the same to my brother, Reaper. I think Dave Filoni and Lucasfilm are so desperate for fans to like Ahsoka, they have lost touch with the reality that she isnt very well known or very popular and you cannot base a successful series around her.

  • @cantumason4o
    @cantumason4o Год назад +3

    Well, Clone Wars is a popular and well liked show because it was not only on the Cartoon Network but also on other cable channels in the evening. As for "Rebels," it was only the Disney channel, and it wasn't that good.

  • @owen1079
    @owen1079 Год назад +1

    01:39 Mystery Men reference was exactly what I thought before it came up too🤣

  • @j.a.velarde5901
    @j.a.velarde5901 Год назад +5

    It's the same "Woke" trope, #Reaper . -- Take an established Intellectual Property, insert political ends that fit a small and unnerved community; regardless of the needs or interests of the entire planet, and capitalize.

  • @theonejmv
    @theonejmv Год назад +2

    5:18 Hera has some great cake going there

  • @Hakspheenom
    @Hakspheenom Год назад +7

    🤔 Show started off at a snails pace with allot of wastage. The space battle scene turned out silly, made no sense, with Ahshoka prancing around in hostile space, using her little sabres to block laser bolts from incoming fighter ships, came across as totally unbelievable even for Star Wars. Scene reminded me of a silly game a toddler would play whilst playing space ships with they toys...

    • @FablestoneSeries
      @FablestoneSeries Год назад +1

      she could have sat in the rear cockpit and used the force to smash 2 ships into one another. I would have bought that. But the thing that annoyed me the most was actually the smoke effects that the lasers were leaving... in space.

    • @Hakspheenom
      @Hakspheenom Год назад

      @@FablestoneSeries there you go.. Even your take, sounds more plausible...

  • @Iron-Bridge
    @Iron-Bridge Год назад +1

    I find your video reviews more entertaining than the show itself 😄

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 Год назад +8

    Looking at R34 of Dave Filoni's waifu is more enjoyable than this

    • @blueshellhater1845
      @blueshellhater1845 Год назад

      I hope that r34 content does not include Clone Wars Ahsoka

    • @Bird_Manukilla
      @Bird_Manukilla Год назад +2

      @@blueshellhater1845can confirm it does

  • @joekroyal7875
    @joekroyal7875 Год назад +2

    Bro I luv your brutal honesty 🤣 😂 🤧 👏 💀

  • @sca4789
    @sca4789 11 месяцев назад +3

    A show with FIVE girl bosses, and we expected it to be good? Really?

  • @Dec4AllTimeAlways
    @Dec4AllTimeAlways Год назад +2

    Tyrone Magnus makes a valid point about the dryness and boringness of Ahsoka. Even if you watch Rebels, none of the characters are really that interesting for casual SW fans like myself. I know SW diehards praise Kanan Jarrus but I really don't find him interesting. Neither with Ezra Bridger. What really makes them standout from an Anakin or Luke? None of them have the charisma of Han Solo.
    I guess no cast will ever match the OT cast of Vader, Han, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Luke, Leia, Chewie, Artoo, Threepio, Palpatine, and Lando. Vader and Han have *charisma* that not many characters including main ones have. Prequels, Sequels, and Disney+ series never matched the greatness of that Original Trilogy cast. Visually, OT is the most dated. I think current SW on Disney+ is the best visually. Better than the Prequels thanks to better tech after 20 years.
    I've been streaming Indiana Jones films all week since Dial of Destiny became available to stream yesterday. Why does Harrison Ford hate Han Solo so much but loves Indiana Jones? They have the same personality but different occupations! I love Indy and Han and I don't feel they're any different. Same guy is playing them. Star Wars is really missing a Han. Heck, Harrison had so much charisma, Carrie Fisher slept with him!
    I rewatched Ep 3 and Shin and Marrok are terrible fighter pilots. They had all that time to shoot down Ahsoka including her in a space jumpsuit outside the ship and they still kept missing like a Stormtrooper. They were chasing Ahsoka for a good 10 minutes in the episode and not once they hit or injure any of the protagonists. Shin and Marrok need to learn to be a better fighter pilot and shoot down aircraft like Pete Mitchell AKA Maverick. Marrok does sound like General Grievious.
    John Campea makes excellent points about the stupidity of characters in this show. It's mostly towards the senators especially to Senator Hamato Xiono who was in denial to what Hera was saying. Maybe he's a traitor/mole? It can be as stupid as grown men having a hard time chasing a 10-year-old Leia and Obi-Wan hiding her underneath a trench coat.
    Perhaps live-action form doesn't work for certain SW characters who started out in animation? Perhaps Ahsoka got overrated by hardcore Clone Wars and Rebels fans during the last 15 years since she was trained by Anakin? What makes her interesting for casual viewers who don't follow the Dave Filoni cartoons? Most grownups only watch the live-action SW.
    It seems Baylan is the most popular villain in Ahsoka in RUclips polls I've seen. Another white male. Female characters will never be embraced by SW casuals the way they didn't for Rey, Bo-Katan in Mando S3, and with superheroine movies. And Ahsoka has been a fan favorite with SW hardcores for years. SW nerds wants their female characters placed on the side story-wise like what happened to Leia.
    SW is lonely, white nerds' wet dream being a hero, so they only want to see white boys like Anakin and Luke as the main protagonists. Then if it isn't, they scream, WOKE. Dave will dangle Ezra and Thrawn like carrots at Rebels and hardcore SW fans until the very end. Their mystery is Ahsoka's plot device. The MacGuffin.

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 Год назад +4

    I remember watching the Clone Wars and seeing Ashoka with so much personality and drive in the collected plot, but here? There is just nothing. Even taking note from her scenes in the Womandalorian, the character has grown quite boring. It’s kind of a disappointment really to have it be brought to such poor acting direction, I remember the actress being great in other projects but here? She seems asleep.

    • @shippendales8543
      @shippendales8543 Год назад

      Rosario has lots of personality
      The creative direction is clearly
      And not bad acting
      It's intentional
      Ahsoka being older and jaded
      by everything that's happened to her
      And also the not so subtle hint of her only travelling companion being a robot
      I think her long term arc might be Ahsoka regaining her older self and hope
      She is meant to be the way she is
      Hopefully they make this even more clear when Anakin's actor appears possibly through flashbacks

    • @psychomammoth9640
      @psychomammoth9640 Год назад +1

      @@shippendales8543 I can guarantee you that this acting for Rosario is pretty poor, the direction is flimsy as much of the plot here is an afterthought given all the other turds in space they have to offer. Flashbacks will not help the fact that these characters are acting quite stupid and mediocre compared to early works. Not to mention the lack of stakes and villain presence.
      This show so far just feels like another poor science fiction feminist plot with the corpse of Star Wars being its poster. This is Willow levels of bad and dumb.

    • @shippendales8543
      @shippendales8543 Год назад

      @@psychomammoth9640
      Clone Wars and Rebels are only seen as being as good as they are because of the seasons that happen after then not their first seasons
      Clone wars only got really good in season 3
      Fans hated Ahsoka in the beginning
      Rebels some fans also didn't enjoy season 1 of Rebels which git better faster in season 2
      I say all of this to say
      We should wait until the end before we complain about things that can be fixed
      The senators not being cautious is standard
      I also believe beyond this some of the senators are probably on Thrawns side as well
      People being dumb is historically the cause of many wars
      As someone who watched Willow
      That tv series was horrible and shouldnt even be in the same sentence as Ahsoka
      If anything this is a drastic improvement of what they did with Rey and the force
      And Im not even sure if Sabine will become force sensitive at all and if she does she won't be suddenly all powerful either
      Filoni is very much about slow stories with progressive payoff so it's likely Ahsoka might feel better in retrospect
      Filonis strength lie in building things so I'm open to watching him build
      I will make up my mind after I watch the complete season

    • @shippendales8543
      @shippendales8543 Год назад

      @@psychomammoth9640 the plot is also clearly Finding Thrawn and Ezra
      That the thing driving everything even Sabines training
      So it's definitely not an afterthought
      It's also pretty clear that
      The Empire still has many allies
      Morgain people and possibly a lot of highups , the wealthy senator who never went to war and most likely chose the winning side is also highly suspicious

    • @shippendales8543
      @shippendales8543 Год назад

      @@psychomammoth9640 for discussions sake how would you have written and improved the show buddy

  • @sl9dge
    @sl9dge Год назад +2

    1:49 is that Mystery Men ? God I haven't watched that movie in 20 years !

  • @brucebarnes8138
    @brucebarnes8138 11 месяцев назад +4

    I love Ahsoka in everything, except her show. The writing and acting is terrible. What happened?

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 Год назад +1

    Thank you reaper you never fail to make me laugh!

  • @rageagaintstheNWO
    @rageagaintstheNWO Год назад +3

    FFS why is that droid blinking?

  • @williamcarl4200
    @williamcarl4200 10 месяцев назад +1

    From "Star Wars" to "Days of our Lives...in Space". The unemployed are the force now.

  • @unitron2005
    @unitron2005 Год назад +1

    Don't you all love how this ahsoka has nothing to do with the Ahsoka we loved from that show we loved?

  • @primal1233
    @primal1233 Год назад +3

    The acting could be so much better in this show

  • @FrankValchiria
    @FrankValchiria Год назад +1

    honestly best review i've seen. it's sad how bad they faqed star wars

  • @bodycamallpoliticians
    @bodycamallpoliticians Год назад +3

    If I watch one of the others drop their reviews first and then watch your take, I always regret it. so Disparu got skipped for you today
    being a sw st lotr and marveI fan of course i gave up watching any of this crap directly

  • @NathanTarantlawriter
    @NathanTarantlawriter 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's a CASH GRAB!!! The main character moves zombie-like from one pose to another. This is the poison that claimed superhero movies. Posing, and quips. Rinse and repeat. The writers are children.

  • @Willowy13
    @Willowy13 Год назад +1

    Disney is murdering every single thing that made SW SW. It wasn't enough to have horses outside a Destroyer. It was not enough to turn being run through with a lightsaber as trivial as a picnic in the park... Now Ahsoka is walking outside ships in space too.
    Please! Bring the AI writer. Something has to write better SW than the striking writers that Krazzyleen has been employing.
    Two things: Sabine is going to find the force. The blonde Sith apprentice will kill Ray's character because boooy! He is the best presence on screen in this show.

  • @DarthQueefious
    @DarthQueefious Год назад

    I like how Sabine's wound has migrated from her lower ribcage to her hip bone

  • @jake6899
    @jake6899 Год назад +2

    This is too spot on lmao