On the one hand, you got friendzoned by your fox waifu; BUUUUUUT you now have a friend....and over 1 million friends by association. I see that as an absolute win.
@@sidekic1109 imagine not enjoying the sensation of grease dripping down your hand as you eat a majestically huge burger, only to lick your hand sensually as the epilogue of the burger eating experience. Couldn't be me.
@@biosing1082 Honestly if I was legitimate friends, and not just parasocial in this hypothetical, with a girl like FubukinI'd probably catch feelings. I'd also probably be mega awkward about it.
I just love her face when she says "Friend's Meat" and the sudden realization of what she just said. Also I feel so bad for her in that Fall Guy's clip. Hot Dog let her win but she just couldn't pull it off. LOL!. :)
Her English is much better than I thought, although it is only slightly worrying that she renamed a piece of human meat friend while looking at the audience
Bro the "Ara ara" sounded like it was coming out of my laptop speakers and I thought that everyone could hear it. Thankfully only my cat was around to see me panic
So my younger brother literally asked me just now for Php169 for membership to this vtuber’s channel. I’m honestly not well-versed in vtubers, I just know that my brother likes this one, and that some of my fellow cosplayers here cosplay some vtubers like Gura, etc. So I asked him if he could show me the vtuber so I know what I’ll be spending money on. And you know what? I might buy myself a membership as well 😂❤️ Literally so kawaii~ I’m currently bingeing Fubuki content!
It's kind of endearing how they all seem to start clapping every time they think something is impressive or cool, even if it is pretty mundane in the Grand scheme of things
Fubuki: *Don't Cry Friends,Smile!*
Me: *_Smiles in pain_** :')*
*PAIN PEKO*
PAIN FRIENDS
SAD :')
Hide the pain-peko Harold
:^)
Another title: Friendzone compilation
Oh hello pretty lady
She is my ex tho
And you chose AFTER we clicked on the video to tell us this. Dang it, you've got me.
This has to be the best way to be friendzoned...right?
Awokokwokwokwok 😂
Fubuki is *our* friend
*cries*
at least we have a friend
"Don't cry, friends! Smile friends!"
She is my wife
Yes. *OUR* friend.
*USSR Anthem intensifies*
@Soviet Union When pfp
Fubuki: *friendzone everyone*
Most chat: "oof, friendzoned"
Me, and some people that has no friend: "Bonjour"
Gaswan 213 well hello fellow person that has no friends
On the one hand, you got friendzoned by your fox waifu; BUUUUUUT you now have a friend....and over 1 million friends by association. I see that as an absolute win.
You have no friend?
*FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT!! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!!!!*
@@gtf234 big brain
@@gtf234 The most friends I'll ever have. Actually, the only friends I'll have.
“Friends fresh meat”
Me:”I live to serve”
"I live to be served"
"To Serve Human."
"IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!"
My Liver be served!
I can feel my life span extending every time she speaks English
That happens to me, but then I watch Haachama eat a scorpion and my lifespan went down by double of what it went up by earlier.
@@suteebaid9776 Or watching Haachama cook in general. It's also a good way to stay in shape considering it suppresses the appetite.
@@suteebaid9776 So actually the other idols of Gen 1 + are just here to contain Haachama's power of dividing age by two
Yagoo is *alien pet*
Can’t disprove it though.
always has been
IT has sense, if FBK is a Fox/Cat Alien being a normal human like best girl Yagoo is an Alien for her and can be Pet.... eh(?
by alien pet means that pet is not U.S. citizen or resident
Fubuki on American burgers: "The bread is just decoration!"
*It do be like that*
no no no
the bread is to not let grease onto your hands that quickly smh
KFC Double Down be like "What if bread was chicken?"
@@sidekic1109 grease is a condiment
@@jayeisenhardt1337 most american thing i've read in a while
@@sidekic1109 imagine not enjoying the sensation of grease dripping down your hand as you eat a majestically huge burger, only to lick your hand sensually as the epilogue of the burger eating experience. Couldn't be me.
everyone acts like 'friends' is such a bad thing, but who *wouldn't* wanna be friends with such a good foxxo
Everyone
You would fall in love with a friend like that lmao
@@biosing1082 Honestly if I was legitimate friends, and not just parasocial in this hypothetical, with a girl like FubukinI'd probably catch feelings. I'd also probably be mega awkward about it.
You mean ca-
You'd get eaten lol
"Hi friends"
so there's really no hope huh...
"No dont cry"
-Force- Smile Thankyou "Friend"
1:52 Fubuki's Hearing Test
LMAO
This should be default in Windows...
This is needed
Best asmr c:
Sounds like Navi when she says hello
Yagoo: Your hired
Fubuki: Thank you, your now my pet
Yagoo: Wait what
Fubuki: no cry, pet
Everyone got frienzoned, except for Yagoo,he's the first person I know to get petzoned
1:53 thanks fubuki to make me realize that I had my headphones upside down
She is best friend fox 🤍
Fubuki: "YAGOO is pet!"
pretty bold statement considering you are a "catto"
The primarily thing standing in the way of cats ruling the world is their own thoughts that they already do.
@@E4439Qv5 THIS!
if somehow, cats woke up and realised they don't actually rule the world, we are all FUCKED!
cat wife?
fox friend!
"The bread's just decoration"
Top 10 burger descriptions
I just love her face when she says "Friend's Meat" and the sudden realization of what she just said. Also I feel so bad for her in that Fall Guy's clip. Hot Dog let her win but she just couldn't pull it off. LOL!. :)
2:02 you hear this in your room on your bed: kalm
You live alone: panik
you realize it's FBK: kalm
@@HappyBeezerStudios It's Fubuki: PANIK
Fubuki: "hi friends"
Chat: "Nooo!!!!"
Me: "oh hei friends, whats up?"
this is the kind of random cute that makes life worth living
When Fubuki said "Friend" it really sounds like a english people tho
That "F-word" is depressing..truly is
Fubuki: 'No wife! No wife! Friend!"
Me: "Friend...with benefits!"
** cut to watching movies with Fubuki**
Me: "Ahhh...benefits."
"I'm ok with being friends"
*Sees **1:15*
"I'd like to be demoted to pet please"
1:18 *friends fresh meat*
Literally my brain: (´⊙ω⊙`)
Of course Yahoo now an alien.
Because he's out of this world 🕶️
Y'know how people say "Find the thing in life your best at and stick to that?" Fubuki's things is calling everyone friend
Everyone: Fubuki called us friend, that's so sad 😭
Me: Finally I have a friend:')
Don’t cry! Smile!
*not smiling rate drops to 0%*
My favorite thing in the world is seeing fubuki losing her mind over the Wendy's menu.
I have realised i was wearing my headphones wrong for a year..... thanks fubuki
Yessir. I've been waiting for this
I love Vtubers speaking English lol, and the confused clapping is amazing
Her English is much better than I thought, although it is only slightly worrying that she renamed a piece of human meat friend while looking at the audience
Fubuki: "Don't cry, friends."
Everyone: * smiles while crying in pain *
Me: "I'm happy just being her friend lol"
Bro the "Ara ara" sounded like it was coming out of my laptop speakers and I thought that everyone could hear it.
Thankfully only my cat was around to see me panic
Im a Simple Man Really. I see Fubuki, I Click. No hesitations, Even if it Means the Friendzone.
Honestly was just expecting this to just be "Hi Friends" for 4 minutes but this is... better
Fubuki saying don’t cry makes me feel like she’s talking to someone in her basement
0:29 Yagoo: i'm sorry to announce but Vtuber Shirakami Fubuki will be graduating. She will have until (random date) to finish her activies.
Fubuki: hi friends
Me in my head: I'm mad scientist.
"Could you make someone smile so much it made their face break?"
Fubuki: 0:10
Her going "left, right" in ASMR has helped me fix the crossed wires in my surround sound system.
"Yagoo is alien pet."
So does this mean Fubuki got the UFO ending in Silent Hill?
Im rewatching this and everytime I hope it changes and she actually becomes number one burger king.
Fubuki: Don't cry friends! Smile!
Us: Well yall heard the fox, depression is no more
I like how many hololive characters try to speak English its just funny
1:17, I am terrified.
0:46
Me: Then how about husband?
She definitely isn't talking to me, as my name isn't "Freds"
The right~left ASMR just hits all the buttons that I didin't knew i had right. A strange yet welcome experience
1:52 so i was wearing my head phones wrong
Wow the video just started and I already feel like someone just ripped my heart and stomped over it several times. Thanks.
*Sees friends as meat*
Me: Mame I'm scared but interested.
So my younger brother literally asked me just now for Php169 for membership to this vtuber’s channel. I’m honestly not well-versed in vtubers, I just know that my brother likes this one, and that some of my fellow cosplayers here cosplay some vtubers like Gura, etc.
So I asked him if he could show me the vtuber so I know what I’ll be spending money on. And you know what? I might buy myself a membership as well 😂❤️ Literally so kawaii~ I’m currently bingeing Fubuki content!
3:06
Chat: Best cat
Fubuki: Ou Wou Wou Wou Wou
Fubuki: - uses cheer - Smile friends! :D
Everyone: Ack! Too cute! Critical hit! It was super effective! -1000HP
1:15 The fact that she whispered "friend's fresh meat" was the most unsettling part.
Fubuki: Friends! No wife!
Me, an ace: I see this as an absolute win!
I may not be ace, but still a win.
Me, aro: hell yea dude
"Yagoo is pet, Yagoo is Alien pet, Yagoo is Alien"
It's official, Yagoo is an Alien
Hi friends
not gonna lie the amount of different outfits she has is amazing
It's funny. .. cuz this fox(cat) girl just called yagoo a pet
Fubuki: Yagoo is alien pet
also Fubuki: Yagoo is our pet
so they all are alien all this time
Seeing 0:49 through 1:05 without any context terrifies me.
“Friendship meat.”
*proceeds to smile innocently and maniacally at the same time*
I know this is pre-recorded footage but at the beginning I felt the overwhelming need to say hello back, is there something wrong with me?
Fubuki: friendzone everyone
Most chat: "oof, friendzoned"
Yagoo: "Alien Pet"
this is so wholesome im dying inside
"DON'T CRY"
A fox is technically a dog, which is a best friend
THIS MADE MY DAY I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 7 HOURS HELP
If someone shot me in the knees and crippled me, I'd forgive them if they said "Sorry" as adorably as she does
I think Fubuki loves the memes and jokes about her. She seems to like to play along with them.
Friend's fresh meat...play that without context and video
Everyone: crying bcuz they got friendzoned
Yagoo: *PET*
i love how she says "Burger" as Bagah
I love the way she says fox
take a shot everytime fbk says friends..
don't do it lol
Fubuki: Don't cry friends, Smile :)!
My depression: understandable, have a great day
2:59 Ah yes, the best anime studio *White Fox.* 😁
Lol, “yagoo is just a animal friend”........
0:30 It has sense, if FBK is a Fox/Cat Alien being a normal human like best girl Yagoo is an Alien for her and can be Pet.... eh(?
It's kind of endearing how they all seem to start clapping every time they think something is impressive or cool, even if it is pretty mundane in the Grand scheme of things
Fubuki: "No, don't cry, friends! Smile!"
Depression: "Aight, I'ma head out."
Fubuki is so wholesome
i really enjoy that they apparently c all it THE BACONATOR in Japan, too
that pure, unfiltered, shamelessly heart-clogging American culture
Honestly, If I see a BACONATOR at a restaurant it would be hard to resist.
Yagoo just got petzoned....
Did she just say "Friend's Fresh Meat."??
*mom, come pick me up, I'm scared.*
very cute
That burger video is why i’m here today.
If nothing else, she sounds like she’s having fun! And that’s what really matters
Fubuki: "Friends! Friends!"
*my disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined*
Every time she says "friends" it's like being jabbed by a spear.
Oh my gosh she’s such a sweetheart
Maybe the real friends was the waifus we made along the way.
The time I died multiple times in every alternate universes
Fubuki: no no wife, friends friends
Me: *cries internally* ok friend
*Friends*
Me: damn I'm really having a shitty day
Fubuki: don't cry, smile!
Me: absolutely nothing is wrong and this is the best day of my life