On the one hand, you got friendzoned by your fox waifu; BUUUUUUT you now have a friend....and over 1 million friends by association. I see that as an absolute win.
@@sidekic1109 imagine not enjoying the sensation of grease dripping down your hand as you eat a majestically huge burger, only to lick your hand sensually as the epilogue of the burger eating experience. Couldn't be me.
@@biosing1082 Honestly if I was legitimate friends, and not just parasocial in this hypothetical, with a girl like FubukinI'd probably catch feelings. I'd also probably be mega awkward about it.
I just love her face when she says "Friend's Meat" and the sudden realization of what she just said. Also I feel so bad for her in that Fall Guy's clip. Hot Dog let her win but she just couldn't pull it off. LOL!. :)
So my younger brother literally asked me just now for Php169 for membership to this vtuber’s channel. I’m honestly not well-versed in vtubers, I just know that my brother likes this one, and that some of my fellow cosplayers here cosplay some vtubers like Gura, etc. So I asked him if he could show me the vtuber so I know what I’ll be spending money on. And you know what? I might buy myself a membership as well 😂❤️ Literally so kawaii~ I’m currently bingeing Fubuki content!
Bro the "Ara ara" sounded like it was coming out of my laptop speakers and I thought that everyone could hear it. Thankfully only my cat was around to see me panic
Her English is much better than I thought, although it is only slightly worrying that she renamed a piece of human meat friend while looking at the audience
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Fubuki: *Don't Cry Friends,Smile!*
Me: *_Smiles in pain_** :')*
*PAIN PEKO*
PAIN FRIENDS
SAD :')
Hide the pain-peko Harold
:^)
Another title: Friendzone compilation
Oh hello pretty lady
She is my ex tho
And you chose AFTER we clicked on the video to tell us this. Dang it, you've got me.
This has to be the best way to be friendzoned...right?
Awokokwokwokwok 😂
Fubuki is *our* friend
*cries*
at least we have a friend
"Don't cry, friends! Smile friends!"
She is my wife
Yes. *OUR* friend.
*USSR Anthem intensifies*
@Soviet Union When pfp
“Friends fresh meat”
Me:”I live to serve”
"I live to be served"
"To Serve Human."
"IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!"
My Liver be served!
I can feel my life span extending every time she speaks English
That happens to me, but then I watch Haachama eat a scorpion and my lifespan went down by double of what it went up by earlier.
@@suteebaid9776 Or watching Haachama cook in general. It's also a good way to stay in shape considering it suppresses the appetite.
@@suteebaid9776 So actually the other idols of Gen 1 + are just here to contain Haachama's power of dividing age by two
Fubuki: *friendzone everyone*
Most chat: "oof, friendzoned"
Me, and some people that has no friend: "Bonjour"
Gaswan 213 well hello fellow person that has no friends
On the one hand, you got friendzoned by your fox waifu; BUUUUUUT you now have a friend....and over 1 million friends by association. I see that as an absolute win.
You have no friend?
*FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT!! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!!!!*
@@gtf234 big brain
@@gtf234 The most friends I'll ever have. Actually, the only friends I'll have.
Yagoo is *alien pet*
Can’t disprove it though.
always has been
IT has sense, if FBK is a Fox/Cat Alien being a normal human like best girl Yagoo is an Alien for her and can be Pet.... eh(?
by alien pet means that pet is not U.S. citizen or resident
Fubuki on American burgers: "The bread is just decoration!"
*It do be like that*
no no no
the bread is to not let grease onto your hands that quickly smh
KFC Double Down be like "What if bread was chicken?"
@@sidekic1109 grease is a condiment
@@jayeisenhardt1337 most american thing i've read in a while
@@sidekic1109 imagine not enjoying the sensation of grease dripping down your hand as you eat a majestically huge burger, only to lick your hand sensually as the epilogue of the burger eating experience. Couldn't be me.
everyone acts like 'friends' is such a bad thing, but who *wouldn't* wanna be friends with such a good foxxo
Everyone
You would fall in love with a friend like that lmao
@@biosing1082 Honestly if I was legitimate friends, and not just parasocial in this hypothetical, with a girl like FubukinI'd probably catch feelings. I'd also probably be mega awkward about it.
You mean ca-
You'd get eaten lol
"Hi friends"
so there's really no hope huh...
"No dont cry"
-Force- Smile Thankyou "Friend"
1:52 Fubuki's Hearing Test
LMAO
This should be default in Windows...
This is needed
Best asmr c:
Sounds like Navi when she says hello
Yagoo: Your hired
Fubuki: Thank you, your now my pet
Yagoo: Wait what
Fubuki: no cry, pet
Everyone got frienzoned, except for Yagoo,he's the first person I know to get petzoned
1:53 thanks fubuki to make me realize that I had my headphones upside down
She is best friend fox 🤍
Fubuki: "YAGOO is pet!"
pretty bold statement considering you are a "catto"
The primarily thing standing in the way of cats ruling the world is their own thoughts that they already do.
@@E4439Qv5 THIS!
if somehow, cats woke up and realised they don't actually rule the world, we are all FUCKED!
cat wife?
fox friend!
I just love her face when she says "Friend's Meat" and the sudden realization of what she just said. Also I feel so bad for her in that Fall Guy's clip. Hot Dog let her win but she just couldn't pull it off. LOL!. :)
"The bread's just decoration"
Top 10 burger descriptions
2:02 you hear this in your room on your bed: kalm
You live alone: panik
you realize it's FBK: kalm
@@HappyBeezerStudios It's Fubuki: PANIK
Fubuki: "hi friends"
Chat: "Nooo!!!!"
Me: "oh hei friends, whats up?"
Fubuki: 'No wife! No wife! Friend!"
Me: "Friend...with benefits!"
** cut to watching movies with Fubuki**
Me: "Ahhh...benefits."
That "F-word" is depressing..truly is
this is the kind of random cute that makes life worth living
"I'm ok with being friends"
*Sees **1:15*
"I'd like to be demoted to pet please"
When Fubuki said "Friend" it really sounds like a english people tho
Yessir. I've been waiting for this
"Could you make someone smile so much it made their face break?"
Fubuki: 0:10
1:18 *friends fresh meat*
Literally my brain: (´⊙ω⊙`)
So my younger brother literally asked me just now for Php169 for membership to this vtuber’s channel. I’m honestly not well-versed in vtubers, I just know that my brother likes this one, and that some of my fellow cosplayers here cosplay some vtubers like Gura, etc.
So I asked him if he could show me the vtuber so I know what I’ll be spending money on. And you know what? I might buy myself a membership as well 😂❤️ Literally so kawaii~ I’m currently bingeing Fubuki content!
Y'know how people say "Find the thing in life your best at and stick to that?" Fubuki's things is calling everyone friend
Wow the video just started and I already feel like someone just ripped my heart and stomped over it several times. Thanks.
0:29 Yagoo: i'm sorry to announce but Vtuber Shirakami Fubuki will be graduating. She will have until (random date) to finish her activies.
Don’t cry! Smile!
*not smiling rate drops to 0%*
Everyone: Fubuki called us friend, that's so sad 😭
Me: Finally I have a friend:')
I have realised i was wearing my headphones wrong for a year..... thanks fubuki
Fubuki: "Don't cry, friends."
Everyone: * smiles while crying in pain *
Me: "I'm happy just being her friend lol"
I love Vtubers speaking English lol, and the confused clapping is amazing
Of course Yahoo now an alien.
Because he's out of this world 🕶️
1:15 The fact that she whispered "friend's fresh meat" was the most unsettling part.
Im rewatching this and everytime I hope it changes and she actually becomes number one burger king.
Im a Simple Man Really. I see Fubuki, I Click. No hesitations, Even if it Means the Friendzone.
My favorite thing in the world is seeing fubuki losing her mind over the Wendy's menu.
Honestly was just expecting this to just be "Hi Friends" for 4 minutes but this is... better
A fox is technically a dog, which is a best friend
Her going "left, right" in ASMR has helped me fix the crossed wires in my surround sound system.
Bro the "Ara ara" sounded like it was coming out of my laptop speakers and I thought that everyone could hear it.
Thankfully only my cat was around to see me panic
The right~left ASMR just hits all the buttons that I didin't knew i had right. A strange yet welcome experience
Fubuki saying don’t cry makes me feel like she’s talking to someone in her basement
Seeing 0:49 through 1:05 without any context terrifies me.
Her English is much better than I thought, although it is only slightly worrying that she renamed a piece of human meat friend while looking at the audience
1:52 so i was wearing my head phones wrong
"Yagoo is pet, Yagoo is Alien pet, Yagoo is Alien"
It's official, Yagoo is an Alien
"Yagoo is alien pet."
So does this mean Fubuki got the UFO ending in Silent Hill?
1:17, I am terrified.
I know this is pre-recorded footage but at the beginning I felt the overwhelming need to say hello back, is there something wrong with me?
3:06
Chat: Best cat
Fubuki: Ou Wou Wou Wou Wou
THIS MADE MY DAY I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 7 HOURS HELP
Fubuki: hi friends
Me in my head: I'm mad scientist.
Fubuki: Don't cry friends! Smile!
Us: Well yall heard the fox, depression is no more
Fubuki: - uses cheer - Smile friends! :D
Everyone: Ack! Too cute! Critical hit! It was super effective! -1000HP
not gonna lie the amount of different outfits she has is amazing
Fubuki: Friends! No wife!
Me, an ace: I see this as an absolute win!
I may not be ace, but still a win.
Me, aro: hell yea dude
I like how many hololive characters try to speak English its just funny
She definitely isn't talking to me, as my name isn't "Freds"
I love the way she says fox
“Friendship meat.”
*proceeds to smile innocently and maniacally at the same time*
*Sees friends as meat*
Me: Mame I'm scared but interested.
It's funny. .. cuz this fox(cat) girl just called yagoo a pet
this is so wholesome im dying inside
props to you for crediting the translators
Fubuki: Yagoo is alien pet
also Fubuki: Yagoo is our pet
so they all are alien all this time
If someone shot me in the knees and crippled me, I'd forgive them if they said "Sorry" as adorably as she does
Friend's fresh meat...play that without context and video
That burger video is why i’m here today.
very cute
Fubuki: friendzone everyone
Most chat: "oof, friendzoned"
Yagoo: "Alien Pet"
I think Fubuki loves the memes and jokes about her. She seems to like to play along with them.
Yagoo just got petzoned....
0:46
Me: Then how about husband?
0:30 It has sense, if FBK is a Fox/Cat Alien being a normal human like best girl Yagoo is an Alien for her and can be Pet.... eh(?
"DON'T CRY"
Fubuki: Don't cry friends, Smile :)!
My depression: understandable, have a great day
When she speaks better English then Marine
i really enjoy that they apparently c all it THE BACONATOR in Japan, too
that pure, unfiltered, shamelessly heart-clogging American culture
Honestly, If I see a BACONATOR at a restaurant it would be hard to resist.
2:59 Ah yes, the best anime studio *White Fox.* 😁
Oh my gosh she’s such a sweetheart
Hi friends
If nothing else, she sounds like she’s having fun! And that’s what really matters
Did she just say "Friend's Fresh Meat."??
*mom, come pick me up, I'm scared.*
Baka box
take a shot everytime fbk says friends..
don't do it lol
i love how she says "Burger" as Bagah
The time I died multiple times in every alternate universes
Fubuki: "No, don't cry, friends! Smile!"
Depression: "Aight, I'ma head out."
Fubuki could treat every illness with her speaking english
Everyone: crying bcuz they got friendzoned
Yagoo: *PET*
Fubuki is so wholesome
Depends on the limitations of friendship. If I can't headpat, I'd be sad.
I realized that I'm wearing my headphones wrong thanks friend
Her pronunciation is suprisingly good.
1 seconds into the video and I already got mentally attacked